By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Wow, what a win.After 25 years, now there is a new Nintendo World Championships. (See the qualifiers information here.) Featuring retro games, new games, and WORLD PREMIERE NEW GAMES we've never seen before! Check out the pre-show here.
KoopaTV's staff sits and talks through the entire thing. I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is RawkHawk2010, Vortexica is some breezin guy.
This is how the bracket works:
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| This is the bracket set-up. |
Warning: This log is EXTREMELY LONG. It may crash you. Just saying. But it's the World Championships from start-to-finish!
RawkHawk2010 5:59 pm
I have a habit of playing the Mothers ~1 year before they officially release.
Happened with both EB and EBB.
breezinabout@msn.com 5:59 pm
Lovin' this Metroid music.
Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
Their background music is really confused.
It's doubled with Punch-Out!! music
Who is Kevin Perreira
breezinabout@msn.com 6:00 pm
"HOW IS YOU"
Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
"Epic evening"
RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
who is this clown
He's acting like he's famous.
Wait.
Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
Literally was wondering the same thing.
RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
He actually looks kind of like Adam Pollock.
Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
...nah
RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
I see it.
breezinabout@msn.com 6:02 pm
"I should've descended from on high!" Delusions of grandeur.
Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
"The world is different now... there's hashtags and global warming"
uh
Actually
25 years ago they were still saying there was global cooling
and global warming
RawkHawk2010 6:02 pm
"global warming"
Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
Scientists have no idea what they're talking about.
RawkHawk2010 6:02 pm
*Bill Trinen shrieks like a girl*
Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
They said New York City would be submerged in water by June 2015.
Eric Peterson appears on stage with a Nintendo Power shirt.
Explain how tournament works.
"Double-elimination tournament"
RawkHawk2010 6:03 pm
Who the hell ARE these people
oh it's the treehouse guy
Forgot who he was in the span of 5 minutes.
Nintendork 13 13 6:03 pm
Tournament in stages with an "Underground"
breezinabout@msn.com 6:03 pm
I only recognised him from his shirt.
Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
They send losing players to basements.
RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
Missed a good opportunity to call it the Underwhere.
Miyamoto probably wouldn't have allowed it?
Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 6:05 pm
This sounds like it'll take half a day to complete.
Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
"How about some games you've never heard of before?"
"Want some exclusives?"
Bringing on "DJ Wheat" and "Justin Flynn"
Po-kay-mon
Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
Mics don't work
RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
DJ Wheat sounds familiar.
Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
"We are legally married now."
Californian marriage of gays.
RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
Global warming AND same-sex marriage?!
Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
Ugh.
I don't like this guy.
breezinabout@msn.com 6:06 pm
Flynn looks familiar to me, but I just can't place him...
RawkHawk2010 6:07 pm
Is this the Democratic National Convention?!
Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
Probably a fundraiser.
Wait wait, John Numbers?
He's a Smash player.
oh my gosh this kid is fat
And looks uncomfortable
Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
These are the invited people
RawkHawk2010 6:08 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
Okay these are the qualified people
I dunno
breezinabout@msn.com 6:09 pm
Got some Gerudo Valley playing in the background.
Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
They're intermixed
Game Grumps got biggest applause
RawkHawk2010 6:09 pm
Fuck.
Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
"How about the Mexican Runner????"
"And last but certainly not neat, Bananas!"
RawkHawk2010 6:09 pm
Bananas.
breezinabout@msn.com 6:10 pm
Let's hope Bananas doesn't slip up.
Ba-dum tssss
Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
"scores to settle"
Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
Stage 1: "AHHHHHHH"
Splatoon
RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
Wait.
I thought this was just old games.
Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
Weren't you listening?
RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
Like Punch-Out! NES.
Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
It's new and old.
And apparently "never-before-seen"
RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
I thought that was PR speak.
As in "new dudes playing old games"
Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
The commentator brought his son?
RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
Hasn't turned Splatoon off since he got it.
Sounds irresponsible.
Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
"What's up?" "Aw nothin"
RawkHawk2010 6:12 pm
And in violation of Nintendo's insistence on having people take breaks every 30 minutes.
Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
Guys commentate while I put the last log published
RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
who is who
Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
...looks like the players are named "Player #"
No idea
they didn't bother to make Miis?
RawkHawk2010 6:14 pm
Well that's sure compelling!
I might as well be watching CPUs!
Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
Player 1, Player 2, Player 3
etv.
"Splattered Player 2!"
"They got a couple, uh, disables there!"
#ableist
oh
Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
Best of 3.
Orange wins
RawkHawk2010 6:16 pm
1
Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
But who is on Team Orange?
Who knows.
breezinabout@msn.com 6:17 pm
If it's best of three, that mean no team reshuffles right?
Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
I dunno.
Hopefully they thought of that.
RawkHawk2010 6:17 pm
Karissa the Destroyer should be here.
Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
That was really KoreanDJ.
Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
Are they only playing with the default weapons from the Testfire?
Orange team wrecking blue
"Oh you need to look out for those bombs"
This kid is annoying.
Is this Nintendo's idea of relating to children?
RawkHawk2010 6:19 pm
Yeah.
Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
Splatoon is rated E10+
Didn't they say the kid was 9 years old?
breezinabout@msn.com 6:19 pm
He's exhausted his stock phrases I think.
RawkHawk2010 6:19 pm
The kid should become a Squid Now
Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 6:20 pm
So that he'll shut the fuck up.
Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
"Very close, very close"
breezinabout@msn.com 6:20 pm
Whoa.
Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
uh, that's not close
Orange team won.
RawkHawk2010 6:20 pm
LOL
Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
Blue team eliminated.
No game 3.
They're showing replays for filler
RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm
What if The Letter is here?
Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
lol
breezinabout@msn.com 6:22 pm
Wow, that was it for highlights, huh?
Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
"Hey if you've never played, then, uh, you can sit back."
"Any predictions? I know we don't know anything about the players..."
"I actually don't know!" - The kid
Good answer to a really dumb question.
Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
Blue team comeback
Dat splitscreen
RawkHawk2010 6:28 pm
Back.
Got some Ball Park Franks.
Nintendork 13 13 6:28 pm
Still doing previous log publishing
Putting in screenshots is a pain
RawkHawk2010 6:29 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
EVERY LITTLE SPLATTER OF INK COUNTS
http://i.imgur.com/SVgBbrF.png
Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
Going to game 3
Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
"A good strategy is to ambush the other team"
http://http://www.koopatv.org/2015/06/nintendo-world-championships-pre-show.html
Blue team wins
wotever that means
RawkHawk2010 6:34 pm
DJ Wheat needs to be like the guy from AGDQ or whatever
"I'd really appreciate if you'd be quiet."
RawkHawk2010 6:35 pm
"fernsig"
wtf how long is this gonna be about splatoon
Nintendork 13 13 6:36 pm
"Ready for a game"
I think the whole round 1
...
But all 16 people have played, right?
2 sets of 8 people each.
This scrub is shooting their feet.
(You shoot ahead of you)
breezinabout@msn.com 6:38 pm
So this match is between the previous round's losers to see who's eliminated?
Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
oh
maybe
RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
Is that the Golden Gate bridge in the background?
Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
I mean they play like losers.
breezinabout@msn.com 6:38 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
..........
Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
"I got a trick question for all of you. Are you a squid or are you a kick?" - Mini Wheat
breezinabout@msn.com 6:38 pm
They don't even take his question seriously.
Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
Rawk go repeat your choice quote about this punk.
lol
RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
Did that kid just read my tweet?
Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 6:40 pm
ROFL
The narrators were actually gritting their teeth as if they didn't know who would win.
Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
"You better... snipe... those... blue...team... members....... if you...want to win..."
RawkHawk2010 6:42 pm
"If I had a dollar every time I jumped off the stage I'd have seventeen dollars."
RawkHawk2010 6:42 pm
I think that quote sounded better in his head, lol.
Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
lol
"It looks like blue...who...is...." "In danger, right?" "Yup"
Mini Wheat sounds constipated.
That blue team girl still keeps shooting at her feet
-_-
And therefore loses.
Player 8
Player 8 scores the least points
BECAUSE ALL SHE DID WAS SHOOT HER FEET
RawkHawk2010 6:45 pm
"At least it's a kid trying for cute and failing. It's a lot easier to stomache than the many grown adults we'll be dealing with over the next week."
^ true.
Dude.
Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
my browser froze from going to Google+
help
RawkHawk2010 6:46 pm
This guy talking in the suit...
...he constantly looks like he's sucking on lemons.
Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
Got comment from Charssie on KoopaTV
breezinabout@msn.com 6:47 pm
Fastest player to beat first dungeon in Legend of Zelda saved from elimination.
Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
"I agree with Health. Rawk ruins everything. :["
RawkHawk2010 6:47 pm
Kevin "Lemon Faced" Perreira
Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
Giving him Truth point at the KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program!
Twitch loading for me
RawkHawk2010 6:47 pm
Who the hell said that?
Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
Charssie
RawkHawk2010 6:48 pm
Oh, that guy.
He can fuck off a cliff.
Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
Back on the stream
sorta
breezinabout@msn.com 6:48 pm
And... they're off!
Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
it froze again
All I'm on is AIM, Blogger, and Twitch >.>
Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
Windows Task Manager go
I come back
breezinabout@msn.com 6:50 pm
MrBlarney first to enter, followed by TMR, BSG, and Jovenshire.
Nintendork 13 13 6:50 pm
and person is on Virtual Console menu
breezinabout@msn.com 6:50 pm
Yeah, that was bad.
And Jovenshire died.
Nintendork 13 13 6:50 pm
BSG seems ahead.
breezinabout@msn.com 6:51 pm
Blarney taken out by the boss!
Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
BSG beat Aquamentus
The people are waaay too hype
(Now BSG is on Virtual Console menu)
They're hugging
Oh, BSG is that ugly fat kid.
(Well, one of them.)
breezinabout@msn.com 6:51 pm
He's the slightly-less ugly fat kid.
Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
Moving onto "next game"
with teams.
What's the game
"You've never seen it before"
breezinabout@msn.com 6:52 pm
This balck commentator is the spitting image of a black Jesse Cox.
Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
Next game is
Stage 2
WORLD PREMIERE
Wot's this
"Futuristic sci-fi sport"
BLAST BALL
On the Nintendo 3DS
Teamwork is everything!
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| World premiere... |
breezinabout@msn.com 6:53 pm
Mechs = yes please.
Nintendork 13 13 6:53 pm
3 vs. 3
Space mech soccer
Indigo team vs. Gold team
breezinabout@msn.com 6:54 pm
I'll be disappointed if the audience doesn't erupt into a soccer riot over this game.
Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
lol
No audio
1 game out of 1
Audio suddenly appears sorta
I don't know what's going on.
Do the contestants?
Is this a first party game?
breezinabout@msn.com 6:55 pm
This looks very much like Metroid Prime.
Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
Well this looks really lame in replay.
Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
(Well it kinda looks lame anyway)
Goals shrink when you score.
"There are physics all over this thing!"
2 offensive mechas, 1 chooses goalie.
Audio stopped.
Is this audio from in-game?
"How do you make soccer appealing to North Americans? Put guns in it!"
Screen switches to home menu
breezinabout@msn.com 6:58 pm
Did Gold Team practice this game at all, or are Blue just that good?
I'm not sure.
Nintendork 13 13 6:58 pm
I don't know what being "good" means.
This can't be Nintendo-developed, can it?
This really seems like a third-party thing.
I wonder what the bottom screen is.
Blue team wins 3-0
breezinabout@msn.com 6:59 pm
If this actually is by Retro Studios, I'll laugh.
Not that I think it is or anything.
Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
lol
The thought came to my head.
RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
INTERNET IS OUT
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
RAWK
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
YOU MISSED A NEW GAME
RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
WOO FUCKING HOO
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
CALLED BLAST BALL
IT'S SOCCER WITH MECHAS
WE DON'T KNOW WHO MADE IT
Is it just me or is this stream
RawkHawk2010 7:01 pm
GODDDDDD
Nintendork 13 13 7:01 pm
constantly flashing grey?
breezinabout@msn.com 7:01 pm
Mine looks fine.
Nintendork 13 13 7:02 pm
2nd round of Blast Ball
Featuring Jonnumbers
Nintendork 13 13 7:02 pm
Oh, we called it Team Blue in the log.
It's "Indigo"
*snob*
breezinabout@msn.com 7:02 pm
Yeah, my bad.
Honestly though.
Just look.
The visor view, the arm cannons...
The charge shots...
Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
Retro Studios
Well something just rejected
*ejected
breezinabout@msn.com 7:03 pm
Even the HEALTH BAR looks exactly the same as Metroid Prime.
Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
Jesus Christ what if it's still out for Philadelphia's conference
Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
The commentator just said "blue team"
RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
I'm hyperventilating.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:03 pm
This can't all be coincidence.
RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
Phil*
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
I froze
breezinabout@msn.com 7:04 pm
Get better Internet you two.
I can't do the log by myself.
Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
Back
breezinabout@msn.com 7:05 pm
Gold Team finally gets a goal, now 1-1
Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
I feel like you're excited because soccer.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:05 pm
lol, I don't even like soccer.
Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
I thought all Europeans do.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:06 pm
I do like mechs however.
Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
Charge shot measured at aiming reticle
just like Metroid Prime.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:06 pm
The evidence mounts...
Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
What happens when the timer
uh
ends?
Timer at 1 minute
RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
Are we sure this isn't Next Level Games since they created a whole team of soccer - playing racehorses?
Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
Indigo team lacked a goalie
RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
robots*
Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
We're not sure of anything.
Are you an auto-correcting device?
RawkHawk2010 7:08 pm
Yes.
Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
The boost ball is on fire.
They don't know what's going on.
Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
"NINTENDO WHY YOU KEEP SECRETS FROM MEEEE"
Last 2 seconds
Gold team scores goal
JonNumbers advances!
breezinabout@msn.com 7:11 pm
Will it be another retro game?
Nintendork 13 13 7:11 pm
New underground round.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:11 pm
*Gasp*
Nintendork 13 13 7:11 pm
It's apparently really hard.
"STAGE 2 ELIMINATION"
explosion
iiittttt's
Metroid music
(Further evidence Blast Ball is Retro?)
SUPER METROID
breezinabout@msn.com 7:12 pm
First player to beat Mother Brain and escape Zebes survives.
Nintendork 13 13 7:12 pm
Oh, I think you're ahead of me by a few seconds.
I'll just refresh
breezinabout@msn.com 7:12 pm
This should be good.
Nintendork 13 13 7:13 pm
"I can't wait to see who checks the eShop this round."
5 players
breezinabout@msn.com 7:13 pm
I like that guy's Pikmin shirt. No idea who the heck he is though.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:13 pm
LOL
Nintendork 13 13 7:13 pm
TIMZY doing button assignments
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| Button check! |
breezinabout@msn.com 7:13 pm
BSG's back up for elimination.
Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
Poor guy.
RawkHawk2010 7:14 pm
I'm outside pacing across the neighborhood
Tell me what happens.
Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
They're shooting at Mother Brain
BSG presses Home menu wasting time
Some people don't know how Mother Brain is fought
TIMZY breaks glass
Even I know how to do this
Probably 'cause I've beaten Super Metroid.
I hope Baby Metroid is gonna show up.
Wouldn't it be awkward if it didn't?
I think the audio comes from BSG's
Nintendork 13 13 7:15 pm
Nintendo has an unstated time limit.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:16 pm
Sinister's getting owned.
Nintendork 13 13 7:16 pm
Sinister thinks he did something wrong
Baby Metroid!
"If you're a fan of this game you know this scene. It's pretty emotional."
(Metroid: Other M)
breezinabout@msn.com 7:17 pm
Blech.
Nintendork 13 13 7:17 pm
Nightmare fuel
BSG game over
Nintendork 13 13 7:17 pm
After all his hard work last round.
Baby Metroid dies
Crowd cries
"Samus is very upset now. [black woman voice] YOU KILLED MAH BABEH" - some commentator
Probably the one who brought up global warming.
Timzy88 vs. Sinister1
Now escaping Zebes
Sinister1 shine-sparking
breezinabout@msn.com 7:19 pm
I wish it said who's view we were watching.
Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm
Sinister1 is the one ahead
breezinabout@msn.com 7:20 pm
This is actually kinda gripping.
Nintendork 13 13 7:20 pm
Sinister still ahead
"It's anyone's game still"
how
Sinister1 wins!
breezinabout@msn.com 7:21 pm
*Clap, clap, clap*
Nintendork 13 13 7:21 pm
Poor Timzy88.
He had the early lead.
8 players in two groups of 4
playing...
Smash?
4 vs 4s?
Nope
It's
Nintendork 13 13 7:22 pm
Kart 8!
Luig1 stare
"Players get your death stare on!"
WOAH LUDWIG APPEARED
HI ME
HI KING DAD
Is anyone gonna play as me?
Or no because I'm unlockable?
200cc?!
What?!
But that's unplayable!
breezinabout@msn.com 7:23 pm
Whoa.
Nintendork 13 13 7:23 pm
All characters are in
and items are all on.
(So I'm pickable!)
breezinabout@msn.com 7:23 pm
I'll laugh if someone picks you.
Nintendork 13 13 7:24 pm
I'll root for them.
Let's see
RawkHawk2010 7:24 pm
Please please please please please don't anounce Diddy as DLC.
Nintendork 13 13 7:24 pm
Rosalina, Cat Peach, Plumber, and Pink Yoshi
no Ludwig
breezinabout@msn.com 7:24 pm
brb
Nintendork 13 13 7:24 pm
Why is Cat Peach a different character?
BABY PARK
<3
I see a Morton
and Iggy
and DK
But no Ludwig
Egoraptor in 11th place
Trihex in 1st
Pink Yoshi wins 1st!
Nintendork 13 13 7:26 pm
Arin and Cosmo fought for 11th and 12th place
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| Results. Egoraptor is Rosalina. |
breezinabout@msn.com 7:27 pm
Damn I missed Baby Park.
Nintendork 13 13 7:28 pm
Winter Animal Crossing stage
Nintendork 13 13 7:29 pm
Egoraptor is really bad.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:30 pm
Which one's that?
Nintendork 13 13 7:30 pm
Rosalina/Arin
breezinabout@msn.com 7:30 pm
I'm waiting for Bananas to slip on bananas.
Nintendork 13 13 7:30 pm
Trihex 1st place again.
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| Results of first group, now at Animal Crossing. |
Nintendork 13 13 7:31 pm
Egoraptor haxes with Bullet Bill
to get to 11th place again.
LAST STAGE IS BIG BLUE
breezinabout@msn.com 7:32 pm
dat music
Nintendork 13 13 7:32 pm
Bananas falls off immediately.
And again.
Arin is in 4th somehow
Blooper Ink
making this Splatoon.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:33 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 7:33 pm
wtf Arin in 1st
or was
for a second
breezinabout@msn.com 7:34 pm
Yeah he got shut down hard.
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| Last results for Egoraptor's round. |
Nintendork 13 13 7:36 pm
Oh
Packie is the fatter uglier one.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:36 pm
Mm-hm.
Nintendork 13 13 7:36 pm
"Meritocracy, yay! [sarcasm]" - Dumbass liberal commentator
So am I gonna be chosen? :-)
With these new guys?
ROOT FOR LUDWIG
RawkHawk2010 7:36 pm
h
Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
"Someone shouted Pac-Man."
Nintendork 13 13 7:38 pm
Do you see Ludwig
I don't.
(Apparently it's "John Numbers")
This Mad Mage Wario guy is easily in 1st
he lapped a dude.
Well, that... was haxy.
No Ludwig.
There's freakin' Link.
Apparently this involves "Complicated math"
even though the game tells you points?
Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
Oh, you're competing against the previous round of times too...hm.
That ugly Packie dude had a Starman during a Lightning Bolt
and is now in 2nd
now in 1st
Wario (Mad Mage) takes it from fatty!
Fatty goes into a rock!
Packie finishes at 3rd!
All the people on the screen finish 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th!
Nintendork 13 13 7:44 pm
Final Kart 8 session, Big Blue part 2.
John Numbers / Villager is super comfortable here.
Taunts with the rear-view mirror
Nintendork 13 13 7:46 pm
John Numbers cruises to first place!
Tallied results.
Trihex is safe.
Nintendork 13 13 7:48 pm
So are Mad Mage and John Numbers.
"Cruise into stage 4"
Everyone else in "last Underground elimination"
Stage 3 Elimination!
boooom
It iiissssss
boom
BALLOON FIGHT
Precisely
BALLOON TRIP
I've played a ton of Balloon Fight/Trip on Animal Crossing GameCube. :-)
I like it.
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| More like, Balloon Tripping. |
Nintendork 13 13 7:50 pm
Jackson Blackson vs. Bananas vs. Packie
(Two sets of three players Balloon Tripping)
Player 1 began late
(Packie)
("Fat people lag in real life" - Someone's NSider screen name)
breezinabout@msn.com 7:51 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 7:52 pm
Jeez, even I'm better than these dudes.
(Granted, I play in the comfort of my own home)
(Not on a big stage of creepy nerds)
Nintendork 13 13 7:52 pm
Jackson Blackson is ahead
"JKSNBLKSN"
Packie's fatness makes his sprite bigger so it's hard to avoid the obstackles.
Audrey is a commentator and she's scaring people.
Jackson Blackson got 10,xxx
Looks like that'll be the top.
what the hell my ears
They made a very loud ship noise.
RawkHawk2010 7:55 pm
"Stephen Blackson Action Blackson" - Marv-O
Nintendork 13 13 7:55 pm
Now it's Sinister1 vs. Cosmo vs. Arin
RawkHawk2010 7:56 pm
"Stephen Blackson Action Blackson" - Marv-O
Nintendork 13 13 7:56 pm
No one has Jackson Blackson's score yet.
Arin is doing the best.
At over nine-thousand!
HE'S OVER 10,000!
HE'S OVER 11,000!
HE'S GONNA FREAKIN' ADVANCE
Sinister1 is absolutely terrible.
Nintendork 13 13 7:57 pm
Cosmo trying to break Arin's score.
Mentions Villager represents Balloon Fight.
Cosmo at over 11,000!
COSMO AT OVER 12,000!
Cosmo is gonna advance!
"Balloon Fight! A day that will live in infamy!"
Black Nerd rooting for Mari0 Paint to show up
Cosmo advances.
Final Stage is Cosmo, Trihex, Mad Mage, and John Numbers.
Everyone else has to leave.
Nintendork 13 13 7:59 pm
Next game is...
"Stage 4"
"show me ya moves!"
Super Smash Bros. For Wii U!
John Numbers should win, then!
breezinabout@msn.com 8:01 pm
Rockin' that Star Fox music in the background.
Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
Host refreshing the audience on the Super Smash Bros. Invitational.
Montage of last year.
Showing Hungrybox challenging Reggie.
Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
Showing Reggie says he'll come back up next tme
and "kick your ass"
MAKING A BIG DEAL BY REPEATING REGGIE SAYING
breezinabout@msn.com 8:02 pm
Epic.
Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
"KICK YOUR ASS"
LIKE 20 TIMES
AHH
HUNGRYBOX
VS. REGGIE
DFVJKDBGFNHY
GFNHK;LGFBY;LGF
 |
| Look at that fight poster! |
breezinabout@msn.com 8:02 pm
It is ON.
Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
REGGIE PACKING SPLATOON
HUNGRYBOX PACKING NOTHINH
"Keep your Power Gloves off of each other"
Showing teleprompter
on camera
"One of the best Jigglypuff players on the planet, HungryBox!"
<3 HungryBox!
HungryBox says "no johns"
woah what
 |
| Hungrybox telling Reggie off. |
Nintendork 13 13 8:04 pm
Reggie says if he wins, he'll give HungryBox a job.
HungryBox says
"I'm an engineer, I don't need it."
dayum
D1!
They're getting D1 to commentate!
(I wonder where Hungrybox's Smash Robe is)
D1 is singing a song
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
D1 is surprised Reggie "Came back" to HBox's challenge.
Got their GameCube controllers
Final Destination
REGGIE PLAYING AS RYU
breezinabout@msn.com 8:06 pm
LOL
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
wot kinda NOA president is he
WHAT
RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
I'M BACK
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
JIGGLYPUFF JUST BACK-THROWED REGGIE
RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
LINK
Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
REGGIE LOST
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
Jigglypuff is +2
Ryu is -2
RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
what'd I miss
Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
DAT SMART BOMB
A lot
Reggie and HungryBox
RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
Any more new games besides Blast Ball?
Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
are playing Smash 4
no
They played Balloon Fight
RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
K.
Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
They're gonna play Smash 4
but Reggie vs. HungryBox exhibition
breezinabout@msn.com 8:07 pm
I don't know who I want to win more. :-!
Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
With D1 commentating
Reggie has no idea how to play
"It looks like he might need the instruction manual!"
breezinabout@msn.com 8:07 pm
Oh snap.
Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
OHHHH
breezinabout@msn.com 8:07 pm
Jiggly with a bat.
Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
JIGGLYPUFF HOMERUN BAT
Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
ACTUALLY HITS
AND AGAIN
RawkHawk2010 8:08 pm
is reggie trying to lose on purpose?
Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
Maybe Reggie is making a statement against Capcom.
HungryBox taunting in front of Reggie!
"Did you know that this man is the president of Nintendo of America?!" - D1
D1 says to let Reggie get the Smash Ball
RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
Is the announcer Prog?
Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
D1
RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
Oh
breezinabout@msn.com 8:09 pm
Reggie's not exactly selling this new character is he?
Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
Reggie keeps trying to grab the Dragoon reticle
lol
"Reggie I always knew you were a fraud."
- Apparently the Treehouse guy
Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
Jigglypuff did one forward-throw
RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
"Give Reggie all of your energy!"
Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
and Reggie couldn't recover.
RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
Spirit Bomb?
Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
ya
"We're gonna go back stage to find out who the winner is"
breezinabout@msn.com 8:10 pm
"That was... so close."
lol no
Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
"I don't think we need to." - Reggie
LOL
Reggie got -13
HungryBox: "Reggie, for being the president of Nintendo, you suck at Smash."
Reggie: "I spend 16 hours a day running a company. You spend 16 hours a day playing Smash."
 |
| They actually handshake before the match and just trash-talk after. |
breezinabout@msn.com 8:11 pm
Damn, just... put-down after put-down.
Nintendork 13 13 8:11 pm
Dat ain't setting a good role model.
RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
"r-r-r-r-r-r-right now."
RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
That rolled r.
Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
Reggie was 2 KOs, 13 falls, and 1 SD.
RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
What'd they do with that kid?
Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
Mini Wheat?
RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
Yeah.
Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
He left after Splatoon.
Probably turned into a squid.
And went down the sewer.
6 minute time FFA with items
John Numbers should win because he actually plays Smash.
Roy, Falcon, Shulk, Toon Link
Audience cheers when Roy is picked
RawkHawk2010 8:13 pm
The character select screen is even more disorganized than before.
Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
"Town & Country I believe... I mean, Town & City."
John Numbers is Shulk
Cosmo as Roy
John Numbers gets the first KO.
John Numbers getting more KOs!
Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
(Will the crowd make "I'm really feeling it!" chants?)
woah
John Numbers just Vision'd Roy's Home Run Bat
and wrecked Roy!
(Good, Roy shouldn't be here!)
Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
John Numbers gets KO'd at 174%
RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
What if Diddy Kong Racing Wii U is the final challenge?
Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
And then gets early-KO'd
John Numbers wins.
Toon Link 2nd
Falco and Roy got 3rd at -1
RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
"Numbers will be crunched"
Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
Match #2
RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
WHOA
GUYS
Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
?
RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
GUUUUYS
Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
what
RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
http://i.imgur.com/pxmForv.png
New Rare logo?!
Nintendork 13 13 8:22 pm
do we have to change OUR logo?
RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
No
Nintendork 13 13 8:22 pm
I knew we shouldn't have put Rare logos on our E3 banner!
RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
But this explains that Hoodie contest.
Nintendork 13 13 8:22 pm
Dream Land 64!
RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
Rare is trying to jettison all of their Kinect Sports-era logo-stained stuff.
Nintendork 13 13 8:23 pm
Smash Ball!
Nintendork 13 13 8:23 pm
"And it looks like Roy gets it!"
"...oh wait actually no it's Shulk"
"Time for a chain attack!"
Wrecks Toon Link/Trihex
"Right now John Numbers is feeling it."
Commentators advocating everyone teaming up on John Numbers.
I'd like to note that people complain about all the sword-users in Smash
yet all these people want Roy back.
Nintendork 13 13 8:25 pm
Toon Link misses his Final Smash, met with "I'm really feeling it!" taunt.
Toon Link gets pity Final Smash and uses it on John Numbers.
Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
John Numbers rolled behind Toon Link's 3rd Final Smash
but the Final Smash hit anyway.
"Oh, it's Obamasnow on the field!"
*everyone laughs*
John Numbers wins again!
Roy in 2nd, Falco in 3rd, Toon Link last.
John Numbers advances, whoever advances with him is unknown.
Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
The two finalists are...
John Numbers and Cosmo!
"Final Stage" 1v1 time
"Oh we're not out of games"
"We got a whole sack of games"
They're coin-flipping
Apparently the next game isn't a 1v1
it's single-player vs. single-player
John Numbers going 2nd into "isolation"
John Numbers is being gagged
 |
| John Numbers getting some special "attention". |
RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
DKR Wii U
Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
Cosmo is playing...
..........
Mari0 Maker?
ew
RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
uuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
"Super Mari0 Maker"
RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
We should've known.
Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
(When did the super get in there?)
I actually
...anticipated it'd be SMB NES
But this makes more sense.
RawkHawk2010 8:33 pm
This could be entertaining if the level is like, Kaizo Mario.
What is Cosmo's significance again?
Is he just a random dude or is he one of the famous people.
Nintendork 13 13 8:34 pm
Uh
I forgot
breezinabout@msn.com 8:34 pm
Levels designed by "experts" from the Treehouse.
Nintendork 13 13 8:34 pm
Morgan and Eric designed the levels
Nintendork 13 13 8:36 pm
First three levels they compete one at a time
Last course they apparently play at the same time
Well this is just SMB 1-1
Made by Morgan
nevermind there's a ton of firebars
wtf they're at the beginning
With giant bob-ombs
wtf
There's a rotating sawblade
This is havoc
 |
| That bad plumber suffers. |
Nintendork 13 13 8:38 pm
Treehouse: "These get increasingly difficult as time goes on~~~~"
I'm confused
breezinabout@msn.com 8:39 pm
Yikes.
You have to get down that pipe. @.@
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
what's going on
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
This really is some Kaizo shit
RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
why is there a guy just going back and forth
Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
Why don't you pay attention to the level design?
RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
I wasn't here you ninny.
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
ohhh vine
....just one coin
breezinabout@msn.com 8:40 pm
lol
Killed by a Goomba.
RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
Are any of us getting this?
Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
no
breezinabout@msn.com 8:41 pm
^^^
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
But I might go to Best Buy.
At their event
RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
I like building stuffs but I couldn't dare listen to this wretched music for hours.
Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
I could stomach the NSMBU theme though.
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
Really?
RawkHawk2010 8:42 pm
yeah.
RawkHawk2010 8:42 pm
Most NSMB music doesn't bother me.
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
...
John Numbers going up now
He's hoping the audience spoils wot happened.
Commentators talking over one another,
OHHH
OHHH
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JOHN NUMBERS
MISSES THE WARP PIPE
AFTER DOING AWESOME JUMPING
RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
got dayum.
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
uh
so do the Paratroopa respawn
breezinabout@msn.com 8:44 pm
Brilliant effort.
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
or does he have to die
Paratroopa bites him.
RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
This Maker actually does look pretty potent.
Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
ya
so close
John Numbers looks dazed.
Cosmo is a speed-runner
(invited)
HE DID IT
BUT THERE'S MORE
LAKITU PIPE
breezinabout@msn.com 8:46 pm
*applause*
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
COIN SHOWER OF BULLET BILLS
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
"Wait, John, John, hang out!"
breezinabout@msn.com 8:46 pm
Mouths: "WOW!"
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
John gets a 15 second boost.
"This is another course made by Morgan."
SMB3
so am I in this?
'cause SMB3?
wtf
KOOPA KLOWN KAR
MUSHROOM
Nintendork 13 13 8:48 pm
Kuribo Shoe
RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
I knew that was gonna be dangerous.
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
THWOMP CAUGHT BY MUSIC BLOCKS
Well I wouldn't be able to do that.
"Really good first attempt."
And really bad second attempt.
lol
Worse third attempt.
RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
I could see Mario Maker piquing the interest of the Minecraft crowd.
Nintendork 13 13 8:50 pm
ya
breezinabout@msn.com 8:50 pm
*Facepalm*
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
GIANT BOOT
WHAT THE
AHHHHHH
 |
| WHAT IS THIS??! |
RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
wasn't there a children's story about this
breezinabout@msn.com 8:52 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
FIRE MARI0
IN GIANT SHOE
IN KOOPA KLOWN KAR
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
AND THERE WERE 8-BIT BOWSER JRS.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:53 pm
I wish he hadn't run out of time right there.
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
Cosmo is now terrified
Very cautious
RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
There was an old plumber
Who lived in a shoe,
He had so many children,
And loved them all, too.
She said, "Thank you Lord Jesus,
For sending them bread."
Then kissed them all gladly
and sent them to bed.
breezinabout@msn.com 8:53 pm
I didn't have sufficient time to appreciate the beauty of it all.
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
Compared to John Number's first run which was to go as fast as possible.
Heat-seeking bullet bills still following him
WHAT
Cosmo just skips second question mark block
That John Numbers revealed were WINGED BOOS
breezinabout@msn.com 8:54 pm
Once bitten, twice shy.
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
Cosmo moved slower and got bullet-bill'd
RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
What the fuck was that?
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
Up-B
RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
Abandon Ship is my Up-B in Smash Bros.
RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
Oh yeah
breezinabout@msn.com 8:55 pm
Why does the screen always flash black there?
Or is that just me?
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
8-bit flickering?
OHHHHHH
COSMO REVEALS A SECRET SECTION WITH KOOPA SHELL
But we don't know what was there 'cause he died.
RawkHawk2010 8:56 pm
Jesus Christ at Koopa shells being compatible with springs.
This really is a damn impressive showcase.
Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
Cosmo doesn't explore it.
Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
Cosmo at the Kuribo's Shoe
Commentator calls it a "Stiletto"
breezinabout@msn.com 8:57 pm
Go! Go!
Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
AHHH
COSMO
ADVANCES PAST JOHN NUMBERS
breezinabout@msn.com 8:57 pm
AHAHAHA
Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
STAGE DONE
JOHN NUMBERS WAS SO CLOSE
breezinabout@msn.com 8:58 pm
No messing around there.
RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
Too bad Kamek wasn't here to witness himself get stomped.
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
Now we get SMW
RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
Oh hey I actually like SMW too.
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
So maybe I'll be here.
In all my hideous orange sprite glory. >.>
Cave level
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
Cosmo seeing Doors 1 2 3 4
breezinabout@msn.com 8:59 pm
So if John Numbers had won the last one, would we not have seen this?
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
We would
RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
"the trash compacter in Star Wars"
ahahahahahahahaha
Holy shit.
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
Cosmo doesn't try door 4
Goes back to 3
I guess he needed to bring the shell
and hit the ? mark
but kills himself
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
Wigglers
falls down
gets in pipe
WHAT
DOORS 5 6 7 8
AHH
THREE BOWSERS ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
Those Bowsers reminded me of YIDS.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
YIDS would be the game to have you fight three Bowsers at once.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
lol
WHAT THE FUCK
SPINY HELMET
WHAT THE HELL
WARP PIPE
CLEARED
breezinabout@msn.com 9:04 pm
That was...
breezinabout@msn.com 9:04 pm
phew
Intense.
Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
Definitely.
Now John Numbers tries.
browser crashed
breezinabout@msn.com 9:05 pm
I wonder if he'll take the same doors.
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
owned.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:06 pm
saw that coming.
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
John chooses to jump over cannon ball
than running away
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
I almost thought he was stuck between the wall and spring.
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
Nintendo talking about how unexpected results happen from known basic elements.
(dat emergence)
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
John Numbers to door 7
nope
8
nope
6
yup
"sorta looks calmer"
"a little bit"
John Numbers uses DAT SPRING JUMP
(Cosmo didn't)
mmmm
RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
NSMB cometh.
Get ready for the BAHs.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
*groan*
RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxAMpu1jbPI
 |
| DAT HAT! |
SMB
John Numbers 15 second advantage
Playing simultaneously.
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
Ooh
Different archetypes in one stage.
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
Didn't expect that.
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
The underwater music
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
DUDE
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
while looking at the castle
is really hilarious
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
Someone can recreate Animal Antics in Mario Maker.
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
without the animals
Yoshi!
John Numbers is at section 3
Cosmo still at 1
Yoshi running away
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
(YoshiRider123?)
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
The repetitive-crouch reminds me of wave-taunting.
Or whatever it is.
When dudes wave-dash in place for the sake of theater.
 |
| KING DAD! WHAT'S UP? |
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
KING DAD
KING DAD
NOOOOO
JOHN NUMBERS WINS
wtf
Airship music
for victory music
(John Numbers for new King of Koopa Kingdom?)
...
(I'm just joking, King Dad!)
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
Is that his actual name?
"John Numbers"?
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
John Numbers apologises
for winning
RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
Or is that an alias?
breezinabout@msn.com 9:17 pm
What a guy.
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
"Oh, I saw the statue on Twitter."
"OH, THERE'S MORE THAN JUST THE STATUE"
Mr. Miyamoto coming to give the trophy
With non-Trinen translator
RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
John Numbers should pull a Ben Carson right now.
 |
| John Numbers isn't very comfortable next to Miyamoto. |
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
"Herro everyone!" "Are you having fun?"
lol
Miyamoto is so short
RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
"Miyamoto, you're nothing but a fraud!"
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
*snatches trophie*
y*
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
Miyamoto isn't holding the trophy
Neither does non-Trinen translator
RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
He will.
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
"Thank you for praying" - Miyamoto
"They've each won an autographed a New Nintendo... 3DS... XL... signed by Miyamoto."
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
Miyamoto sounds hoarse.
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
Miyamoto replaces microphone with sharpie
RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
I would hate to be an autograph-giver.
I'd be worried about screwing up.
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
John just ignoring the 3DS from Miyamoto
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
lol
 |
| John Numbers doesn't care about Miyamoto's arm or the autographed New Nintendo 3DS XL. |
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
"Oh, uh, John, I think Miyamoto wants to give you something."
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
I don't think the Mario Galaxy credits theme was supposed to awkwardly loop.
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
I think they went on longer than they were supposed to.
Well I dunno.
RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
wtf
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
New credits music
breezinabout@msn.com 9:22 pm
lol
That was abrupt.
RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
yeah
I like how we have no idea how long to stay here.
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
Until 9:30
That's when it officially ends.
RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
...lol.
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
So.
Thoughts? :-P
Over 160,000 people watching
Credits music reaching a conclusion...
breezinabout@msn.com 9:23 pm
I really enjoyed it, all told.
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
...WILL IT LOOP?
RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
I'm glad my internet came back when it did.
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
Yeah.
It was more fun than expected.
Blast Ball sucked though, lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
audio of the event briefly occurs
but is quickly cut off
breezinabout@msn.com 9:25 pm
...Can I hear the audience?
Yeah.
Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
Someone wanted to talk to Egoraptor
RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
If we didn't see that Mario Maker stuff, man things would be different.
Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
We probably would have still written an article utterly trashing it upon release.
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
...We probably still WILL.
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
Utterly?!
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
eh
maybe not
Music stopped
NO
IT'S STARTING AGAIN
breezinabout@msn.com 9:26 pm
I do like how we're prepared to react to this to the very end.
We're committed!
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
HOW MANY REMIXES OF THIS SONG DO THEY HAVE
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
This is a remix?
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
I thought it was the same song in lower volume.
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
They're all different instruments.
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
Oh
breezinabout@msn.com 9:27 pm
"Turn down the volume and hope no one notices it's still playing."
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
I thought it was just playing more and more silently until it'd eventually fade out.
Like when Scuba divers have to slowly and gradually swim upwards so that they don't get decompression sickness.
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
Viewership went from 160,000 to 90,000
(Or slowly swim downwards to their death)
(Alternatively, a Yoshi flutter-jumping as we discussed around... 4 hours ago)
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
Holy shit EarthBound Beginnings is already out.
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
ya
my browser crashed
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
this needs to stop
Dude we have Bethesda in half an hour.
RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
Aaaaaand The Greg Gutfeld Show.
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
...which one do we watch?!
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
This log is
SO LONG
breezinabout@msn.com 9:29 pm
LOL
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
I think the log crashed my browser
breezinabout@msn.com 9:29 pm
Good luck with that
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
did the stream end
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
Nope.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:30 pm
Nope.
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
dammit
 |
| "THANK YOU!" From your folks at KoopaTV. |
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
Laughing out loud.
breezinabout@msn.com 9:30 pm
Watch it awkwardly cut off any second now.
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
This needs to end so I can publish this
okay I think it's done
for real
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
What if it's still going on at 10:00 and we have two logs going concurrently.
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
the music stopped
It's 9:31
breezinabout@msn.com 9:31 pm
But it's still LIVE
WE MUST REACT
TO EVERY SECOND
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
WELL
UHHH
RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
It's like the old NES/SNES games where you have to turn off the game console or the picture stays there forever.
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
yeaj
That happened N64 too
notably Paper Mari0 64
KoopaTV isn't done for the night: There is another conference to go! Stay tuned! Thanks for making it to the end!
View Bethesda's conference here.
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Reggie reveals that his controller was bugged or different than what he was used to.
Nintendo is now bringing the Nintendo World Championships back for 2017. It won't be at E3, though.
It's finally time... the Nintendo World Championships of 2017! Featuring John Numbers going for a repeat win. Will he succeed?
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ReplyDeleteNintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
Charssie
RawkHawk2010 6:48 pm
Oh, that guy.
He can fuck off a cliff.
Noted.
Aw, don't listen to him!
DeleteToo late. ._. Thanks Rawk.
DeleteNoooooooo!
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJ2SFZxUB4
Delete(10:13)
(Oh hey, happy ending!)
DeleteHe's already crushed my dreams. :v
DeleteCHARIZAAAARD
DeleteHeil the god Charizard.
DeleteNow that's too far.
DeleteNah.
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