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Thursday, June 18, 2015

Nintendo Treehouse Live: Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright & E3 Ends!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - The Treehouse concludes E3, but not before some Fire Emblem Fates action.

By the end of this reaction log, we will have covered the ending of E3 2015.

That sounds like such a huge statement! And we're going right back to our best friends at Nintendo Treehouse Live to bring us the end of E3 and their own videogame showcase. Included: Group pictures! Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright, and even more Super Mario Maker! I'm Nintendork 13 13 (on AOL Instant Messenger anyway) and Rawk is himself. Let's go!

RawkHawk2010 5:57 pm
    ^ why would anyone want that

 Nintendork 13 13 5:57 pm
    wot even is that

 RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
    A split controller
    So like the Nunchuck except not at all designed for it
    so is treehouse a thing tomorrow

 Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
    E3 ends tonight.

 RawkHawk2010 5:59 pm
    R.I.P. E3

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    wanna live Fire Emblem Fates?

 RawkHawk2010 6:21 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm

 RawkHawk2010 6:21 pm
    Wait I thought E3 was over.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm
    It's over TONIGHT.
    So like 2 hours.

 RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    This is the Birth right path.
    This is different than the Conquest path that we didn't watch yesterday.
    This is the "good guy" path.
    The avatar is Corrin.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    There is some animu girl named Sakura.

 RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
    Will the female avatar be named Corrin too?
    ala Robin?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    They named him.

 RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 6:24 pm
    These guys are Eastern-designed
    The Conquest bad guys are European-designed.
    Dat Audrey giggling.

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    Did I just see the word "n00b" in the dialogue?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
    I'm paying more attention to Audrey than the in-game dialogue.

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    This seems like one of the shittiest protagonists in Fire Emblem history.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    Maybe Corrin wasn't named.
    I dunno.

 RawkHawk2010 6:27 pm
    Corrin acts like Chrom.

Fire Emblem Fates Birthright Dragon Vein Corrin
"Dragon Vein".

 Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
    There's nothing interesting to screenshot.
    Moving Sakura the healer away from enemy range.
    ...well yeah...
    "Dragon Vein"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    "Only people of royal blood have dragon power flowing through them"
    Dragon Vein space
    Royal blood people activate space, which on this map reveals a healing area.

 RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
    There's someone in this named "Felicia"?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm

 RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
    I thought that was black.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    Instead of cutting away to battle animation
    you zoom in.
    "Dragon Stone"

 RawkHawk2010 6:31 pm
    I do like that.
    The zoom-in.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    wtf Corrin just transformed into a dragon

Fire Emblem Fates Birthright Dragonstone Corrin
I haven't been keeping up with this game. Why is he a Manakete?

 RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
    weapons triangle

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    Enemies paired up against Corrin
    but did no damage to him.

 RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    Literally, they attacked him and did zero damage after they hit.
    "Attack position" and "defensive position"
    So yeah enemies can do all the same tricks you do.
    (Unlike, presumably, Awakening)
    (Still haven't played it)

 Nintendork 13 13 6:35 pm
    Pairing up with Sakura means she heals you during the battle
    on the enemy phase.
    And since there is no weapon durability...
    Audrey has spreadsheets for support conversations.
    Wait that was Hit up not HP up.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
    "Another thing that separates these paths is the difficulty level."
    The one they're playing right now is easier.
    (Recommended for newbies)

 RawkHawk2010 6:39 pm
    These enemies are just Daein for like, the third time.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
    Daein was more competent!
    Talking about Radiant Dawn.
    And its shifting storylines.
    See same war from different perspectives within the same game.
    But here it's not the same war from different perspectives, but it's an entirely different storyline.
    (What's gonna be canon?)

 RawkHawk2010 6:40 pm
    who adopted

 Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
    Corrin is overpowered.
    Oh I'm not even paying attention.
    I think Corrin is doubling as the Jeigan.

Fire Emblem Fates Birthright treasure chest A Vow Upheld
She's trying to get the chest five spaces to the left.

 RawkHawk2010 6:41 pm
    That sounds horrible.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:42 pm
    She's stalling the stream to get treasure chest.
    Corrin vs. Silas

Fire Emblem Fates Birthright Silas boss fight Corrin dialogue
These guys got some personal issues to work out.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
    Corrin is amnesiac
    Corrin used to be in Nohr
    Silas is a Nohr knight
    Corrin is a traitor
    The boss and his crony are barely damaging Corrin.
    While Corrin is wrecking them.
    King Garon

Fire Emblem Fates Birthright Silas following orders King Garon
Hey, doesn't his name resemble "Ganon"?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:45 pm
    "Everybody but King Garon is a kind and good person" in Nohr.
    King Garon leading via fear.
    Chest opened: Armourslayer.
    "You can't leave treasure chests unopened. It's a rule of life~" - Audrey
    Corrin doubles and destroys Silas.
    Chapter 7: A Vow Upheld.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
    Silas wants to die.
    Corrin is stalling
    End the game because spoilers.
    Will Corrin kill Silas after the chapter is over?!
    Audrey is giggling
    They're going to "close the show Treehouse style"

 RawkHawk2010 6:49 pm
    Audrey looks like the girl at Zaxby's who keeps asking me how the raspberry coke is.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
    Audrey was all: "Bye~~~"

Nintendo Treehouse Audrey Live E3 2015 giggle teehee
"Teehee~~~~~~~~!" - Audrey

 RawkHawk2010 6:49 pm
    I just realized

 Nintendork 13 13 6:50 pm

 RawkHawk2010 6:50 pm
    Does the Twitch logo remind you of HAL Labs' Box Boy?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
    Now that you mention it...
    Make a comparison screenshot.
    Now before Treehouse comes back.
    well too late they're back logo Box Boy HAL videogame comparison character
Left: logo. Right: HAL Laboratory Box Boy.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
    "We're back with the entire Treehouse crew."
    Last year Treehouse wrecked each other over Smash Wii U to end the show.
    Now they're gonna wreck each other over Super Mari0 Maker.
    They're in "Course World"
    (Where you download courses other dudes made off the Internet)
    I guess these are all made by random Nintendo employees.
    There are Miiverse comments.

Nintendo Treehouse Live Cast E3 2015
Nintendo Treehouse says hello.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
    That pop up in the course.
    8-bit Link
    You'd think it'd be Adventures of Link.
    Audrey is playing
    And failed
    "Let me try again~"

Super Mario Maker Link amiibo 8-bit
You know, Link actually was in an 8-bit platformer called Zelda 2: Adventure of Link.

 RawkHawk2010 6:55 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
    Treehouse emphasises you can only upload courses that you yourself have beaten.
    Audrey lost.
    "Awwwwwwwwwww ahahahhaaha~~~~~~"
    They're ragequitting the course.
    They're playing "Hard Hats Required"
    which was an available stage at Best Buy.

Hard Hats Required Super Mario Maker buzzy beetle cap
Mario's skull is so thick the hat is unnecessary.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:58 pm
    You're supposed to kick the Beetle hat up to wear it.
    The guy I was watching very barely won in the same fashion Treehouse barely did.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
    "Buzzy Beetle Surfing"
    You need the helmet
    and then you can ride on the shell.
    Then it's automatic
    ...until the troll at the end
    Cap'n Big Dry Bones level.
    This was also at Best Buy.

Buzzy Beetle Surfing Super Mario Maker
Land surfer.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:02 pm
    I played this, actually.
    ...wait no I watched someone else play it.
    I dunno.
    Dry Bones is a pirate cap'n
    (Sea of Thieves?)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
    "Easy" "Normal" "Expert" level difficulties are generated by completion rate, not the course creator.
    "Escape From Giant Wiggler"
    "I fully expect "Dark Souls" level of trolling when people get into the Miiverse comments" - Treehouse
    (Sam, apparently)
    Treehouse dudes are swapping the controller to see who can get past it.
    Demitrius succeeds.

Escape From Giant Wiggler Super Mario Maker underwater
Escape From Giant Wiggler! (Mario failed. Good.)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
    Or is succeeding.
    "You may also enjoy"
    (Game recommends you levels after you finished a level)
    Discussing whether or not to troll people with the course title.
    Or to use it as clickbait.
    "Eye on the P-Switch"
    also played at Best Buy.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
    Tim O'Leary's try.
    So you can sorta play co-op
    GamePad's run and jump commands aren't disabled when you pair Wii Mote.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:10 pm
    (They consider that an Easter Egg)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:13 pm
    Another Automatic Move.
    "This is like war: The only way to win is not to play." - Treehouse woman
    They won't let this end without showing a NSMBU style level

Ice Cage Super Mario Maker level Nintendo
This isn't New Super Mario Bros. U-styled, but it is "Ice Cage".

 Nintendork 13 13 7:15 pm
    so it's a skull coaster and they died a bunch
    "This is such a weird course."
    "I have a big finish plan."
    Now they're going to NWC-1
    And changed it to SMW style.
    Instead of SMB style.

 RawkHawk2010 7:17 pm
    how tall can a level be?
    I want vertical levels.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:17 pm
    About two screens tall

 RawkHawk2010 7:17 pm
    What the fuck?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:17 pm
    It's how tall you see the vines going.
    So what you just saw when plumber fell
    down warp pipe
    Treehouse previously claimed that vertical levels are possible.

 RawkHawk2010 7:18 pm
    I wanted to recreate DKC2 in its entirety.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:18 pm
    There is the main level and the sub (warpipe) level and that's it
    But they both can be full-length.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm

 RawkHawk2010 7:19 pm
    I hate how pipes work.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm
    "We'll be right back to end things for the week!"

 RawkHawk2010 7:20 pm
    I think if a pipe goes somewhere, you should just fall into it instead of having to press Down.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:20 pm
    That would be a terrible idea.
    Because pipes also double as platforms and sometimes you DON'T want to go down them.
    Especially since you can revisit pipes
    that you already went down that level.
    So that's just a loss of control for the player.
    (And the designer)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:21 pm
    Treehouse is huddling up.
    "Become horizontal, two-dimensional"
    "We are signing off"
    "I think I just punched somebody in the face"
    "We'll see you guys next year!"
    Treehouse Live confirmed for next year.
    NOW E3 is over.

Nintendo Treehouse Live E3 2015 final day closing picture
Nintendo Treehouse says goodbye.

 RawkHawk2010 7:24 pm
    What an anti-climatic finish.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:24 pm
    You're gonna keep making that typo. >.>

 RawkHawk2010 7:24 pm
    of or relating to climate.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:24 pm
    What was anti-climatic about it?
    No Bill Trinen, global warming warrior?

 RawkHawk2010 7:25 pm
    Well the treehouse people probably champion that too.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:25 pm

 RawkHawk2010 7:25 pm

 RawkHawk2010 7:26 pm
    (of ecological phenomena) due to climate rather than to soil or topography.
    "soil" is antithetical to "climate"?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:27 pm
    I dunno.
    But you're looking for things relating to "climax".

RawkHawk2010 7:29 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 7:29 pm
    Oh, yeah, that was while they were streaming Star Fox Zero.
    I watched it.
    Didn't have anything to really react to, though.

 RawkHawk2010 7:31 pm
    I don't like this music.

 RawkHawk2010 7:31 pm
    I think it might be composed by the TW101 guy.
    It sounds exactly like him.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:31 pm
    Wot's with the dude's nose at :36?

 RawkHawk2010 7:31 pm
    And it's not anymore impressive here than it was in TW101.
    Maybe he's cosplaying.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:33 pm
    Is that your final reaction to E3 this year?

 RawkHawk2010 7:34 pm
    Sounds good!

KoopaTV will now return to its natural schedule of only ONE article per day! Isn't it great? If you want to know more about Ludwig's experience at Best Buy, stay tuned for Friday!

Before this, Ludwig saw how Capcom was handling their live stream. It was... sad.

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