
And now, Ubisoft.
You should know who we are already. But in case you don't, I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is himself, Vortexica is breezinabout. And Kamek finally shows up as Ultralink1000.
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Aisha Tyler. There's more where this came from. |
Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
Ubisoft coming!
breezinabout@msn.com 5:59 pm
Link?
Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
http://www.twitch.tv/ubisoft
breezinabout@msn.com 5:59 pm
Cheers.
Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
"Get ready! The show will start shortly."
It
actually started on-time.
South Park: Stick of Truth
All-new game
(sequel)
breezinabout@msn.com 6:01 pm
Wasn't expecting this.
RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
Oh hey, the game with Kupa Keep.
Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
ya
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South Park: The Fractured But Whole. |
breezinabout@msn.com 6:02 pm
Ludwig you remind me so much of Cartman.
Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
South Park: The Fractured but Whole
AISHA TYLER
breezinabout@msn.com 6:02 pm
Only without the anti-semitism.
Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
"These mics are fucking dumb!"
(Pelé's was a cancer growth last conference)
"Right at the end of Stick of Truth, we learned how to make videogames, but realised it was too late."
Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
Direct sequel to South Park: Stick of Truth
RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
what's it called
Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
South Park: The Fractured But Whole
(read it out loud)
breezinabout@msn.com 6:04 pm
So I'm guessing this will allow you to import your character from the last game.
Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
Aisha kissing South Park creators
breezinabout@msn.com 6:05 pm
That or you'll just have to create it again...
Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
Conference 215
(two-hundred fifteen)
RawkHawk2010 6:05 pm
I feel uncultured that I've only seen like, ten episodes of South Park.
Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
Aisha shout-outs journalists.
breezinabout@msn.com 6:05 pm
E3 215: Live from the Roman Colosseum
Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 6:05 pm
oy
link me
Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
I got Kamek
http://www.twitch.tv/ubisoft
Ultralink1000 6:06 pm
kamek came of his own volition
Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
Because I told him Aisha Tyler is on.
RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
Yo Kamek.
Ultralink1000 6:06 pm
urk
did not
Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 6:06 pm
My show just ended
Ultralink1000 6:06 pm
it was a coincidence
Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
Aisha wants to tattoo Far Cry logos on your face.
"Constructive feedback" or "online tea-bagging"
Ultralink1000 6:06 pm
You're a second ahead of me or so
Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
Yves Guillemot
Ultralink1000 6:07 pm
hard to spell
Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
I think this is the first E3 I spelled his name right.
Ultralink1000 6:07 pm
ew
his voice bothers me
she's so tall
RawkHawk2010 6:07 pm
I thought Kamek was ewing at the interracial kissing.
Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 6:07 pm
ugh
this guy sounds like he's from a cartoon
Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
That's, uh, the whole of Ubisoft.
RawkHawk2010 6:08 pm
He's like that skunk from Loony Tunes.
Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
Yves has new IP
that couldn't wait for the end of the show.
Ultralink1000 6:08 pm
he is not!
Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
So he'll show it right away.
Ultralink1000 6:08 pm
he had a much deeper voice
Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
lol
(Kamek defending the skunk's honour.)
So there are neckbeard vikings
Slashing one another.
One dude has a mace.
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For Honor. Another cast of four dude, but they're different than the screenshot above. |
RawkHawk2010 6:09 pm
That one looked like your old facebook picture.
Ultralink1000 6:09 pm
This is cool I guess
Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
They fight through the night
lol
Pete?
RawkHawk2010 6:09 pm
yeah
Ultralink1000 6:09 pm
Castle Siege
Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
Dat ain't Smash Bros.!
Ultralink1000 6:09 pm
From an EMB stand point this videography is amazing
RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
dubstep is not appopriate here.
Ultralink1000 6:10 pm
very clever
breezinabout@msn.com 6:10 pm
Dubstep is not appropriate anywhere.
Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
Beheaded dude
(dat ain't ISIS)
Ultralink1000 6:10 pm
I enjoy dubstep on occa-
....
Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
Dudes stand over mountain
FOR HONOR
Ultralink1000 6:10 pm
Clearly it's not isis >>
Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
That's the game name.
FOR HONOR
wtf dude on walking stick'
Ultralink1000 6:10 pm
ew
RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
For Glory.
breezinabout@msn.com 6:11 pm
FOR HONOUR
Ultralink1000 6:11 pm
the heads are gross
Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
Jason Vandersomething
Ultralink1000 6:11 pm
I see none of those thing
s
Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
Vandenberghe
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Jason Vandenberghe. Get it right, sheesh. |
Ultralink1000 6:11 pm
this guy could be a voice actor
RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
This guy looks like Ted Cruz with long hair and a beard.
Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
I only know the name because I screenshotted his name. <_<
Ultralink1000 6:11 pm
Thanks for elaborating
RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
He has the same droopy eyes.
Ultralink1000 6:12 pm
they squint like santa claus
Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
"Takes a band of warriors to win a battle."
"HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
Ultralink1000 6:12 pm
"band of warriors"
breezinabout@msn.com 6:12 pm
Did this game take notes from Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior? With all the knights, samurai, et cetera.
Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
*Ubisoft dudes spawn out of nowhere*
4 vs. 4
Plus NPCs
RawkHawk2010 6:12 pm
Is that Grant Imahara from Mythbusters?
Ultralink1000 6:12 pm
o.o
which side
Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
Blue side vs. Red side
RawkHawk2010 6:12 pm
The left.
The one with Zoe Quinn.
Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
Orange
Ultralink1000 6:12 pm
I like the running animation
looks silly
Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
Leroy
(Jenkins?)
Ultralink1000 6:13 pm
sure
Nope
not grant
Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
dead
Ultralink1000 6:13 pm
meh
Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
Leroy still hanging in there.
Leroy killed Edward
#TeamJacob
Ultralink1000 6:14 pm
face-cam
RawkHawk2010 6:14 pm
this looks
Ultralink1000 6:14 pm
Well person vs. person looks interesting
RawkHawk2010 6:14 pm
boring.
Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
dead
Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
Dude celebrates
while the NPCs are still fighting
RawkHawk2010 6:14 pm
LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
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LEROY! |
Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
At least he has chicken
Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
"I know what you're thinking [...] but when can we play it?"
Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
NOW
oh
Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
nope
Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
noon tomorrow
Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
Tomorrow.
Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
wait
just a demo
Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
Yeah on the showfloor.
lol
Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
jerk
breezinabout@msn.com 6:15 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
"NICE!"
breezinabout@msn.com 6:15 pm
What a pointless build-up.
Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
buuuuuuuuuuut you can register
online
Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
Aisha returns ^_^
Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
She's taller than him too
RawkHawk2010 6:16 pm
Why does this dude look like he just came from some falling-apart cabin in the alps?
Ultralink1000 6:16 pm
jeez
Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
"Super juicy, I really loved that last beheading." - Aisha
The Crew!
Ultralink1000 6:16 pm
Da crewz
Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
(MAH BOI FERGUS)
Ultralink1000 6:16 pm
Actually the crew looked like a nice game
Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
#NeverDriveAlone (that's the hashtag on-screen)
Ultralink1000 6:16 pm
the cities are fairly well represented
Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
"Your American playground is back"
Ultralink1000 6:16 pm
duuuude
monster truck road trip
breezinabout@msn.com 6:17 pm
I was really quite hyped for The Crew. Too bad it was riddled with microtransactions.
Ultralink1000 6:17 pm
was it?
RawkHawk2010 6:17 pm
Did you have to pay for your gas?
Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
Oh, well expect more of those.
"The Crew Wild Run"
RawkHawk2010 6:17 pm
Like that other car game?
Ultralink1000 6:17 pm
don't say that boss
Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
Sequel?
November 17 2015
Ultralink1000 6:17 pm
Looks like it
breezinabout@msn.com 6:17 pm
I don't think for gas, no.
Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
Yeah, that's EA.
Ultralink1000 6:17 pm
sequelitis
Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
Aisha describes rehearsal.
Ultralink1000 6:17 pm
no words for trailer
RawkHawk2010 6:17 pm
isn't that breaking the fourth wall
Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
Are those shoes
or hooves
Ultralink1000 6:18 pm
sounds like final fantasy
breezinabout@msn.com 6:18 pm
The Crew also had horrible, cheating, rubber-banding AI.
Ultralink1000 6:18 pm
ew
I hated that
RawkHawk2010 6:18 pm
Is this Ike?
Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
Gun
Whiskers
Ears
Eyes
Ultralink1000 6:18 pm
That's an oddly shiny gun
Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
That's not Ike
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That's a Laguz if anything. Cat riding flaming unicorn. |
Ultralink1000 6:18 pm
...........
RawkHawk2010 6:18 pm
Ike's bandanna
breezinabout@msn.com 6:18 pm
Excuse me?
Ultralink1000 6:18 pm
wut xD
Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
Trials Fusion: Awesome Level MAX
July 14 2015
Ultralink1000 6:18 pm
Okay okay I didn't expect that
breezinabout@msn.com 6:18 pm
A cat with a gold gun riding a unicorn?
RawkHawk2010 6:18 pm
I wanted to play Trials.
Ultralink1000 6:19 pm
Trials is alot of fun with friends
Watch the rooster teeth play through
Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
"You're a cat riding a fire-breathing unicorn" - Aisha
Aisha reminds me of Greg Gutfeld.
RawkHawk2010 6:19 pm
"What are you, a robot?"
Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
(dem unicorns)
(dem robots)
RawkHawk2010 6:19 pm
That was a double Gutfeld reference.
Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
TOM CLANCY'S THE DIVISION
Ultralink1000 6:19 pm
yay I love virus ridden urban helscap-
Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
THE DIVISION
Ultralink1000 6:19 pm
PREPARE YOUR BODIES
breezinabout@msn.com 6:19 pm
DIVISION!
Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
All of these people are Aisha's height.
Did she shrink? Wearing normal shoes?
Ultralink1000 6:20 pm
did she get his name wrong
breezinabout@msn.com 6:20 pm
Is she in heels?
Ultralink1000 6:20 pm
she apologized
breezinabout@msn.com 6:20 pm
Oh.
Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
"Dark Zone"
TRIFORCE sorta
eh nah
Ultralink1000 6:20 pm
paranoia
Ultralink1000 6:20 pm
:0
hur hur hur hollywood
Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
"place where you can trust no one" "Like Hollywood!" "...yeah, like Hollywood"
(definitely Gutfeld)
Time Square Black Friday Sale
New Year's Day
(...Black Friday sale on New Year's Day?)
Ultralink1000 6:21 pm
wait
Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm
(How does that make sense?)
Ultralink1000 6:21 pm
This seems familiar
RawkHawk2010 6:21 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm
Bronson
Ultralink1000 6:21 pm
YEAH!
Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm
I seem to recall Bronson as who they used last year.
Ultralink1000 6:21 pm
I remember this!
breezinabout@msn.com 6:21 pm
Are these the same commentating players as last time?
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Bronson and Megan don't know what's coming to them. |
Ultralink1000 6:22 pm
1I remember bronson
Probably
Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
Yeah.
Same players.
RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm
wasn't that an nsider mod
Ultralink1000 6:22 pm
I remember being impressed with this
Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
That was...yeah.
Ultralink1000 6:22 pm
but it was like in a desert
and a guy randomly came in with an aircraft
Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
"SHIT!!"
Ultralink1000 6:22 pm
what's with the random cutscenes
Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
I thought Ubisoft player-provided commentary was friendly.
Ultralink1000 6:23 pm
stock shout
RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
At least I know this is player dialogue this time.
WILHELM SCREAM
There you go, Vortex.
breezinabout@msn.com 6:23 pm
THERE'S the Wilhelm scream!
lol
Ultralink1000 6:23 pm
were we expecting the Wilhelm scream?
RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
yes.
Ultralink1000 6:23 pm
why?
RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
Vortex has been waiting for hours.
Ultralink1000 6:23 pm
WHY?
Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
From Star Wars back on EA?
...yeah.
breezinabout@msn.com 6:24 pm
Yeah, I didn't hear one in the Star Wars Battlefront demo.
Nintendork 13 13 6:24 pm
"Your team is extracting"
cutscenes
RawkHawk2010 6:24 pm
this is not very engaging
Ultralink1000 6:24 pm
you know it's generally better to stay low
Nintendork 13 13 6:24 pm
Dat crappy light from helicopter
Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
Zoe dead
"I got her"
Ultralink1000 6:25 pm
wut
Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
"Brian can you help him out? I'm looting Zoe."
Ultralink1000 6:25 pm
wut
Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
"group abandoned"
Ultralink1000 6:25 pm
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
snap
Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
I guess this is the "paranoia"
Double-betrayal
Ultralink1000 6:26 pm
guess he needs a new extraction
breezinabout@msn.com 6:26 pm
Who would've known from last we saw those players
Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
Aisha deems it a "dick move"
Yeah.
They were a good team.
breezinabout@msn.com 6:26 pm
that it all ended like THAT
Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
Release date finally happening?
"First time The Division is hands-on playable at our booth"
And those at home...
Ultralink1000 6:26 pm
People are excited for DIVISION
oooooo
Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
"Happy to announce betas on Xbox 1, PS4, PC, early next year"
Ultralink1000 6:27 pm
ACK!
next year?
Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
No actual RELEASE DATE announced.
Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
Aisha asks the right question.
Ultralink1000 6:27 pm
how long has this game been in development
Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
For actual release date.
RELEASED
MARCH 8
2016
Ultralink1000 6:27 pm
all platforms
Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
ALL PLATFORMS SIMULTANEOUSLY ("all" platforms)
Ultralink1000 6:27 pm
Wii U?
Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
We saw it E3 2013
nope
Ultralink1000 6:27 pm
division
Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
Division
We're departing the planet.
Ultralink1000 6:28 pm
this*
Nintendork 13 13 6:28 pm
Ubisoft presents...
A Blue Byte Production
Ultralink1000 6:28 pm
"You jacked up the planet...."
"Now it's time to get outta dodge..."
RawkHawk2010 6:28 pm
moon
Nintendork 13 13 6:28 pm
moo
RawkHawk2010 6:28 pm
mo
Nintendork 13 13 6:28 pm
Moon has city.
Ultralink1000 6:28 pm
lune
RawkHawk2010 6:29 pm
Is Newt Gingrich watching this?
Ultralink1000 6:29 pm
has western feel to it
Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
no
Ultralink1000 6:29 pm
with the water tower
RawkHawk2010 6:29 pm
This is where we'd be right now if Newt was president.
#IHootForNewt
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Look at that city! |
Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
That's some moon.
wtf Earth?
Ultralink1000 6:29 pm
that's a neat site
breezinabout@msn.com 6:29 pm
Alright then.
Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
They're flying to Earth.
Ultralink1000 6:29 pm
sight
Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
and back
ANNO 2205
November 3
Ultralink1000 6:30 pm
clever girl
Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
They didn't say what year November 3
...So it comes out November 3 2205?
Ultralink1000 6:30 pm
kneeling chick is kneeling
she should be a meme
Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
(...I didn't get a screenshot. :-( )
Oh, they're giving some catchlines like building cities and developing resources.
"Race to space"
(This is still Anno 2205)
Ultralink1000 6:31 pm
i dunno
Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
Now the Russians control our space capabilities.
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Earth is so screwed. |
Ultralink1000 6:31 pm
i guess so
I guess humanity dies if you suck at planning
breezinabout@msn.com 6:31 pm
Nice hat, guy.
Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
Are they in danger?
"I'm Rick"
Jacob Frye
Ultralink1000 6:32 pm
i'm rick obviously
Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
Assassin's Creed Syndicate
Ultralink1000 6:32 pm
"Insanely hot"
oh my gosh
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A bit ahead of you, Rawk... It's Jacob Frye. |
RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
print screen this
Ultralink1000 6:32 pm
did she really just say that
Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
got it
Ultralink1000 6:32 pm
rickets
is not
ugh....
RawkHawk2010 6:33 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
now wot
breezinabout@msn.com 6:33 pm
Of course.
A dance game.
Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
Just Dance 2016?
breezinabout@msn.com 6:33 pm
Wouldn't be a Ubisoft conference without one.
Ultralink1000 6:33 pm
sigh
Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
Is it coming for Wii U?
Ultralink1000 6:33 pm
yup
Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
(I needed to refresh)
Ultralink1000 6:33 pm
I saw it on the screen
Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
And Wii? :-P
Ultralink1000 6:34 pm
well
RawkHawk2010 6:34 pm
oh god
breezinabout@msn.com 6:34 pm
lol, watch this be the only game coming to WiiU.
Ultralink1000 6:34 pm
wii u
RawkHawk2010 6:34 pm
I forgot that Nintendo could actually be relevant here.
Ultralink1000 6:34 pm
Is there a word for that background
Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
Who is this black dude
RawkHawk2010 6:34 pm
Kanye?
Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
Disco? Sparkly?
Ultralink1000 6:34 pm
his blue doesn't word
work*
Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
Jason Derulo
RawkHawk2010 6:34 pm
Okay not Kanye.
Ultralink1000 6:34 pm
Is he significant?
RawkHawk2010 6:35 pm
is he playing the game right now?
Nintendork 13 13 6:35 pm
buffering x.x
Ultralink1000 6:35 pm
oh boy
breezinabout@msn.com 6:35 pm
However much he's being paid for this, it's not enough.
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It really IS Jason Derulo! |
Ultralink1000 6:35 pm
back up dancers
Nintendork 13 13 6:35 pm
*refresh*
Ultralink1000 6:35 pm
I like the backup dancers
Nintendork 13 13 6:35 pm
I think it's a good thing I'm missing it
Ultralink1000 6:35 pm
His tight pants bother me
Nintendork 13 13 6:35 pm
I'm here
wtf
Ultralink1000 6:36 pm
he did try to woo what's her name
which was pretty slick
RawkHawk2010 6:36 pm
My dance video with ethnic backup dancers will be better.
(Stay tuned, folks!)
Ultralink1000 6:36 pm
We're all excited for that rawk
Nintendork 13 13 6:36 pm
"Stay uhh!"
So does
uh
Ultralink1000 6:36 pm
OooOoooOOooo
Nintendork 13 13 6:36 pm
Yeah Jason Derulo
So does Just Dance have a singing now?
*a singing component now?
Ultralink1000 6:36 pm
Oh I guess that makes him significant
RawkHawk2010 6:36 pm
"I'm Deruto Uzimaki! BELIEVE IT!"
Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
Derulo wanted Aisha to dance with him.
Ultralink1000 6:37 pm
Ooo ethnic commentary
Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
"I'm a huge fan!" - Derulo
Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
His niece and mom play it.
Ultralink1000 6:38 pm
What is she wearing
Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
"You can't BE Jason Derulo, but you can be LIKE Jason Derulo! I'm-a see you tomorrow! *kiss*" - Aisha
Ultralink1000 6:38 pm
her hands look funny in those pockets
Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
Available on all platforms
Ultralink1000 6:38 pm
Oooo
Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
Including Wii
and Wii U
Ultralink1000 6:38 pm
legitimately on all platforms
Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
"Just Dance Unlimited streaming service" available on Wii U.
Ultralink1000 6:38 pm
Still doing Gangnam style
Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
(And PS4 and Xbone)
"Brings new songs all year long."
So Just Dance DLC?
Ultralink1000 6:39 pm
Just DLC
Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 6:39 pm
xD
Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
Aisha giggled
breezinabout@msn.com 6:39 pm
Are you SURE the fans have been asking for it? Or is that just what you've convinced yourself of?
Ultralink1000 6:39 pm
That was cute
Ultralink1000 6:39 pm
Who is that
Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
Now we face dire circumstances in a trailer.
An in-game character.
Ultralink1000 6:40 pm
She's cool
RawkHawk2010 6:40 pm
Loretta Lynch?
Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
Bio-terrorism.
"Force with force."
"My program is reactivated."
Ultralink1000 6:40 pm
"War on Terror"
Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
*zipper*
"Borders and protocals are irrelevant."
Ultralink1000 6:40 pm
Foremost boot manufacturers
Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
"We must be the shield that safeguards the civilised world."
She's a member of the Illuminati
Ultralink1000 6:41 pm
Team Reading Rainbow must stand
Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
RawkHawk2010 6:41 pm
I want a Wishbone game.
Ultralink1000 6:41 pm
Sounds annoying
Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
"Once you die, you stay dead."
Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
The woman is named Six.
Angela Bassett
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Angela Bassett and Aisha Tyler get instant chemistry! |
Ultralink1000 6:42 pm
She peaked some audio equipment with that squeel
Nintendork 13 13 6:42 pm
plays "Six".
Ultralink1000 6:42 pm
squeal*
Oooo
she was in watch_dogs
Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
So Six
is Lady Palutena?
RawkHawk2010 6:43 pm
I feel like I'm watching The View.
Ultralink1000 6:43 pm
....did any of us get that game?
Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
lol
Watch Dogs?
breezinabout@msn.com 6:43 pm
Nope.
Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
Nah.
There was a lot of shady stuff with its release.
RawkHawk2010 6:43 pm
Did Watch Dogs even finally get released on the Wii U?
Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
Yes.
RawkHawk2010 6:43 pm
Oh.
Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
...I think.
Ultralink1000 6:43 pm
Popping on the mics
someone is losing their job
Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
"So far we've only been talking about multiplayer"
Ultralink1000 6:44 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Bassett
RawkHawk2010 6:44 pm
Is this the first time in E3 history there's been two black women on the stage and no one else?
Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
"Yes, that's me!"
RawkHawk2010 6:44 pm
That's progressive.
It's like some variation of passing the Bechdel Test.
Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
Played Rosa Parks.
Ultralink1000 6:44 pm
oh my gosh
Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
Now some nerdy French girl.
Ultralink1000 6:44 pm
she's adorable
<3
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Genevieve Forget. Kamek instantly gets a crush on her, but we gotta figure out her name. |
RawkHawk2010 6:45 pm
I beg to differ.
Nintendork 13 13 6:45 pm
I'm trying to take a flattering screenshot
RawkHawk2010 6:45 pm
I need to be able to see a forehead.
Nintendork 13 13 6:45 pm
kinda failed
Ultralink1000 6:45 pm
*wink wink*
Totally not scripted
Nintendork 13 13 6:45 pm
Wot's her name?
Guill something
Ultralink1000 6:45 pm
It's french
breezinabout@msn.com 6:46 pm
Genevieve Forget
Ultralink1000 6:46 pm
If I heard it again I could tell you
she's cute
Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
So, uh, VIDEOGAMES.
Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
Dudes on-screen climbing up a wall for some reason.
No mention of Six.
Ultralink1000 6:46 pm
meh you know they rehearsed it
Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
(I guess Six is a hands-off manager)
RawkHawk2010 6:46 pm
We've had a lot of wall-climbing today.
Ultralink1000 6:47 pm
spiderman?
Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
Invading some office.
RawkHawk2010 6:47 pm
Have you guys ever tried wall-jumping in real life?
Ultralink1000 6:47 pm
sounds horribly difficult
Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
Yeah.
"tried"
Ultralink1000 6:47 pm
drones
how topical
Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
Are they controlling a drone
Ultralink1000 6:47 pm
it's an RC car
Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
or is the dude crawling really fast in first person view?
Ultralink1000 6:47 pm
not a drone
they're saying drone because it's a hype word
guy did a good job not shooting his teammate
Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
Gab is just camping.
Ultralink1000 6:48 pm
I would have
Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
Gab fell down
Ultralink1000 6:48 pm
"omg he just ran in"
"Stick to the plan!"
Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
These enemies are losers.
Ultralink1000 6:49 pm
shield guy is doing good
Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
Gab? He got hit already.
And fell.
Now Bruno has a shield.
Ultralink1000 6:50 pm
beep beep
beep beep
Nintendork 13 13 6:50 pm
Laptop
Defuser activated
Ultralink1000 6:50 pm
notice how it's not a mac
Nintendork 13 13 6:50 pm
...stuff
Ultralink1000 6:51 pm
he so doesn't have the hallway
people should have died by now
xD
Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
If only the diffuser didn't make noise.
Ultralink1000 6:51 pm
as soon as they do the thing they all down
Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
Then the terrorists/guards would never know it's been activated.
Genivieve Forget is back.
Ultralink1000 6:51 pm
awww
Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
*Genevieve
At home we got
Ultralink1000 6:52 pm
bita
Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
Beta September 23rd
oh
screen says 24th
Ultralink1000 6:52 pm
close boss
Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
SHE SAID 23RD
Aisha evil laughing
Genivieve Fonge?
Fon-je?
Genevieve Fonhe??
Ultralink1000 6:52 pm
foget
Ultralink1000 6:52 pm
maybe
she said it weird
Nintendork 13 13 6:53 pm
Wait, Vortex having her last name be "Forget" wasn't sarcasm?
Ultralink1000 6:53 pm
Ubisoft has the most interesting people
breezinabout@msn.com 6:53 pm
No.
Ultralink1000 6:53 pm
it's possible
how ironic
Nintendork 13 13 6:53 pm
I thought it was "Forget" like "I forgot"
Ultralink1000 6:53 pm
t is silent in french
breezinabout@msn.com 6:53 pm
I recognise her from an online D&D series I saw. I knew she worked for Ubisoft, but I didn't think I'd ever see her at E3.
Ultralink1000 6:53 pm
atthe end
Dungeons and dragons?
breezinabout@msn.com 6:53 pm
Yeah @Kamek
Ultralink1000 6:54 pm
Also
this looks amazing
Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
Oh, uh, on-screen has some cars.
Ultralink1000 6:54 pm
I have a soft spot for over the top racing
RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
That girl's last name was actually 'Forget"?
Ultralink1000 6:54 pm
very F-Zero
RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
also this looks fun
Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
Yes, according to Vortex.
Trackmania Turbo
Ultralink1000 6:54 pm
I want in on this
Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
Tommy Fonswah and Fonswah Allo
Ultralink1000 6:55 pm
Francois
alaux
wouldn't have gotten that
Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
Well I'm not screenshotting these clowns.
Ultralink1000 6:55 pm
Halo throw back
RawkHawk2010 6:55 pm
Everyone's using the word "clown" lately.
Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
(maybe the game)
RawkHawk2010 6:55 pm
Zimmerman, Donald Trump...
Ultralink1000 6:55 pm
jeez I like this
RawkHawk2010 6:55 pm
...you!
Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
the car is invisible
is that supposed to happen
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Where did the car go? |
Ultralink1000 6:55 pm
the other cars are
RawkHawk2010 6:56 pm
lol no idea
breezinabout@msn.com 6:56 pm
"Wooow!"
Ultralink1000 6:56 pm
ghost data?
CHECKPOINT
Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
200 tracks.
Ultralink1000 6:56 pm
snap*
Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
With randomly generated tracks as well.
RawkHawk2010 6:56 pm
Has our opinion on the French changed since last E3?
Ultralink1000 6:56 pm
what do you mean?
Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
It's gotten up.
RawkHawk2010 6:57 pm
Oh man
Ultralink1000 6:57 pm
I like the car
Nintendork 13 13 6:57 pm
checkpoint
Ultralink1000 6:57 pm
took a while for the immediate
RawkHawk2010 6:57 pm
God, I could see myself having fun with this.
This is all I did in Halo.
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Rollercoaster Lagoon! |
Ultralink1000 6:57 pm
this looks great
RawkHawk2010 6:57 pm
Built racetracks.
Is it on PC?
Nintendork 13 13 6:57 pm
Rollercoaster Lagoon
We dunno yet
It has VR
so Oculus Rift
Ultralink1000 6:58 pm
lolz
Nintendork 13 13 6:58 pm
They just said "thank you" in a ton of languages.
Ultralink1000 6:58 pm
multiculturalism is fun
Here we go
the climax of the show
Nintendork 13 13 6:58 pm
Assassin's Creed: Syndicate!
breezinabout@msn.com 6:59 pm
Just once I'd like to see a Ubisoft conference without Assassin's Creed.
RawkHawk2010 6:59 pm
"Multiplayer mode for up to four players using one or many cards, or compete with players from all around the world using Nintendo Wi-Fi."
breezinabout@msn.com 6:59 pm
You know, for the novelty.
Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
Devil's Acre 1868
RawkHawk2010 6:59 pm
That was on the Wikipedia article for Trackmania Turbo.
Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
(wot happened to Rayman?)
Wait, Nintendo?
RawkHawk2010 6:59 pm
yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TrackMania#TrackMania_Turbo
Ultralink1000 6:59 pm
sweet
odd music choice
Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
TrackMania Turbo is the successor to TrackMania DS. It was scheduled for release on 21 May 2010, but was delayed until September. On July 19, 2010, a new release date of December 21, 2010 was announced
breezinabout@msn.com 6:59 pm
Oh wait.
Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
Rawk you're like 5 years off
Ultralink1000 6:59 pm
oops
breezinabout@msn.com 7:00 pm
This is a BRITISH Assassin's Creed?!
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
Yes.
Ultralink1000 7:00 pm
yeeeeah
RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
Then what did we just watch?
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
It's in London.
Ultralink1000 7:00 pm
you didn't know that
breezinabout@msn.com 7:00 pm
:-D
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
I dunno.
Ultralink1000 7:00 pm
?
breezinabout@msn.com 7:00 pm
lol no, I wasn't paying much attention to it.
Ultralink1000 7:00 pm
sigh
oops
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
fell off the bridge
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Let's ride this carriage off the bridge. |
Ultralink1000 7:00 pm
michael bay explosion
aw
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
Walking on a train
Ultralink1000 7:00 pm
fine
Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
'cause why not
Children worker strike
In some factory
Ultralink1000 7:01 pm
i feel like it would be hard to move around in that outfit
Nintendork 13 13 7:01 pm
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!"
RawkHawk2010 7:01 pm
Assassin's Creed: Industrial Age?
Nintendork 13 13 7:01 pm
*lights dude on fire and hangs him*
*doesn't say anything*
breezinabout@msn.com 7:01 pm
Damnit Ubisoft, you'd better not mess this one up like you did Unity.
Ultralink1000 7:01 pm
yup @ rawk
Unity was nice
after the glitches got worked out
Nintendork 13 13 7:02 pm
So this is an elongated bar fight.
Kills a guy by stuffing dollar bills into his mouth
(Or pounds)
breezinabout@msn.com 7:02 pm
*Pound notes
Ultralink1000 7:03 pm
meh
RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
Or Sierra Leonean Bank Notes.
Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
London, 1868, in the middle of Industrial Revolution.
"First modern Assassin's Creed"
Jacob Frye from the audience
Ultralink1000 7:03 pm
"modern"
RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
I wonder when we'll get Assassin's Creed: Civil War.
Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
now appears on-screen.
Ultralink1000 7:03 pm
...we did
well
Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
"Ubisoft boot"
Ultralink1000 7:03 pm
I doubt we will
america got it's chance
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
7 citiesm across Europe
Ultralink1000 7:04 pm
but not america
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
AND AUSTRALIA
Ultralink1000 7:04 pm
because screw the yanks
RawkHawk2010 7:04 pm
Australia? >.>
breezinabout@msn.com 7:04 pm
Awesome.
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
Yeah.
Ultralink1000 7:04 pm
lame
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
'cause colony of Europe.
(...penal colony of Britain)
breezinabout@msn.com 7:04 pm
Get shipped to Oz as a criminal.
That sounds fun.
Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
"That's pretty much it."
"Oh, except this last thing."
Ultralink1000 7:05 pm
aw they did an apple thing
Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
Yves Guillemot returns.
Ultralink1000 7:05 pm
oh my gosh
this guy is the CEO
Ultralink1000 7:05 pm
?
RawkHawk2010 7:05 pm
I keep hearing it as Yves GITMO.
Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
"we like to surprise you with new ideas but we REALLY like to surprise you with REVOLUTIONISING franchises"
Yes.
This is the CEO.
He's Ubisoft's Iwata.
Skull
Ultralink1000 7:05 pm
meh
Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
blood
"Most of us fear death"
Ultralink1000 7:05 pm
voice sounds familiar
Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
"death is a saint"
dollar bills
Stained by blood.
South American drug cartels.
RawkHawk2010 7:06 pm
Was that scream from the game or the audience?
Ultralink1000 7:06 pm
Sounds reeeeeeeeally familiar
pre-alpha?
Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
Dude flies out of a plane in PRE ALPHA GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE
Ultralink1000 7:06 pm
that's gutsy
Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
Got dat fog
RawkHawk2010 7:06 pm
wtf is this music
Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
Terrible music
Ultralink1000 7:06 pm
nice cactus
Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
White Hat's Drug Lab LONG RANGE OPTION
"loadin' up the cocaine"
"Got eyes on white hat!"
Ultralink1000 7:07 pm
xD
Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
shot
Ultralink1000 7:07 pm
The man with the white hat
Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
"Cocaine is on the move!"
Ultralink1000 7:07 pm
curious jorge
RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
Cars.
Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
George
breezinabout@msn.com 7:07 pm
Damn. Right off the cliff.
Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
Or was it localised as Jorge?
"White Hat's Drug Lab STEALTH OPTION"
Ultralink1000 7:07 pm
i dunno
I'm not impressed
I mean it looks nice
Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
Stuff White Hat into a trunk.
Ultralink1000 7:08 pm
but nothing really stands out
RawkHawk2010 7:08 pm
Is this set in Mexico?
Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
South America
Ultralink1000 7:08 pm
see
RawkHawk2010 7:08 pm
With drug cartels as the villain?
Ultralink1000 7:08 pm
that's a drone
RawkHawk2010 7:08 pm
Oh
Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
White Hat's Drug Lab AMBUSH OPTION
RawkHawk2010 7:08 pm
Okay, well the scenario is at least original.
I think.
Nintendork 13 13 7:09 pm
"Don't waste a bullet. White Hat is a dead man walking."
Torturing White Hat
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White Hat being the crap beaten out of him. |
Ultralink1000 7:09 pm
he's an airbender
Nintendork 13 13 7:09 pm
Dude who looks like Marik's bodyguard from Yu-gi-oh
RawkHawk2010 7:09 pm
Ahahahaha
Ultralink1000 7:09 pm
that too
RawkHawk2010 7:09 pm
Odion.
Yeah
Nintendork 13 13 7:09 pm
ya
Ultralink1000 7:09 pm
reverse airbender
Nintendork 13 13 7:10 pm
"a massive open world"
Ultralink1000 7:10 pm
VEHICLES!
ENVIRONMENTS
breezinabout@msn.com 7:10 pm
Ooo, salt flats.
RawkHawk2010 7:10 pm
PIGS
Nintendork 13 13 7:10 pm
(Oh I thought Rawk would yell "VEHICLES")
TORTURE
Ultralink1000 7:10 pm
thank you rawk
Nintendork 13 13 7:10 pm
EXPLOSIONS
Ultralink1000 7:10 pm
also he looks like the scout from TF2
Nintendork 13 13 7:10 pm
Yeah he does.
RawkHawk2010 7:10 pm
Vehicles do make every game better though.
Nintendork 13 13 7:10 pm
South America
Europe
RawkHawk2010 7:10 pm
Except The Wonderful 101.
Nintendork 13 13 7:10 pm
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Wildlands
Ultralink1000 7:10 pm
oh
another tom clancy
cool
Nintendork 13 13 7:11 pm
...I thought they said this was a new franchise or something
or "revolutionary"
Ultralink1000 7:11 pm
in ya bones
*hand gestures*
RawkHawk2010 7:11 pm
was this the longest conference yet
Nintendork 13 13 7:11 pm
"No matter how painful or crappy your tweet"
This was
70 minutes
Ultralink1000 7:11 pm
is this a recap?
RawkHawk2010 7:11 pm
I thought this was over two hours.
Nintendork 13 13 7:12 pm
EA was longer.
Microsoft was longer.
This was the shortest.
Ultralink1000 7:12 pm
how was microsfot
RawkHawk2010 7:12 pm
Which is Shony's.
Ultralink1000 7:12 pm
microsoft
Nintendork 13 13 7:12 pm
Microsoft's was good.
RawkHawk2010 7:12 pm
When*
Ultralink1000 7:12 pm
Sony already did theirs?
Nintendork 13 13 7:12 pm
no
Ultralink1000 7:12 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 7:12 pm
Sony is at 9 PM Eastern
Ultralink1000 7:12 pm
sweet
I'll be around for that
Nintendork 13 13 7:12 pm
yay
http://koopatv.blogspot.com/2015/06/e3-week-2015-schedule.html
(For all your schedule needs!)
So my running tier list is
Microsoft > Ubisoft > Nintendo > Bethesda > EA
Ultralink1000 7:13 pm
too bad I have work tomorrow
Nintendork 13 13 7:13 pm
...dammit. <_<
Ultralink1000 7:13 pm
Microsoft's was that good?
Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
I mean it wasn't amazing
Ultralink1000 7:14 pm
so besides ryu
Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
Nintendo can easily win over it.
Ultralink1000 7:14 pm
roy
lucas
anything REALLY interesting?
RawkHawk2010 7:14 pm
It announced the greatest anniversary collection ever ever ever on any platform.
Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
Nintendo's "conference" so far was the Smash Bros. thing and the Nintendo World Championship.
MOTHER 1 is now available on Wii U Virtual Console.
Ultralink1000 7:14 pm
World championship of what?
Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
And the Nintendo World Championships was super fun to watch.
RawkHawk2010 7:15 pm
And showed Rare to be doing something they actually want to do.
Nintendork 13 13 7:15 pm
http://koopatv.blogspot.com/2015/06/nintendo-world-championships-live-reactions.html
Basically
This tournament thing
of qualified (and unqualified) people across America
Nintendork 13 13 7:15 pm
playing old and new (and world-premiere) Nintendo games
the finals were Super Mari0 Maker levels
And it was pretty hype-ly done at the end.
And Reggie got his ass kicked in Smash Bros.
Ultralink1000 7:16 pm
lolz
Nintendork 13 13 7:16 pm
(So read that log when you have the chance, audience! ...and Kamek.)
Ultralink1000 7:16 pm
-o-
Nintendork 13 13 7:16 pm
lol
But yeah, Ubisoft had some nice trailers and showcasers. ;-)
Ultralink1000 7:16 pm
yeah
it was nice
Nintendork 13 13 7:17 pm
...Wot I got out of it was Jason Derulo though.
>.>
breezinabout@msn.com 7:18 pm
No part of it I'd say was really bad except that.
Nintendork 13 13 7:18 pm
Yeah.
breezinabout@msn.com 7:18 pm
Whereas EA had multiple issues.
Nintendork 13 13 7:18 pm
...Yuuuuup.
Ultralink1000 7:18 pm
who had a really bad
Nintendork 13 13 7:18 pm
EA
Ultralink1000 7:18 pm
show last year
Nintendork 13 13 7:18 pm
Oh.
EA.
Ultralink1000 7:19 pm
was it?
Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm
If I recall correctly
EA's entire show was showing off Battlefield Hardline
Ultralink1000 7:19 pm
I don't remember
Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm
on the roof
Ultralink1000 7:19 pm
anyway
Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm
After showing The Sims 4 and sports sports sports
Ultralink1000 7:19 pm
sims 4?
what more DLC?
Nintendork 13 13 7:20 pm
No, it came out for the first time then.
In 2014.
Ultralink1000 7:20 pm
oh
yeah
Nintendork 13 13 7:20 pm
Ubisoft was boring last year.
So it was much better. ^_^
The PlayStation 4 still needs their conference, which KoopaTV will cover shortly after this is published! Stay tuned!
The previous conference was EA's here!
Check out Sony's next.
There were a lot of fun times last year at Ubisoft's conference. ...Well, not really.
There are even more, actually fun times in 2016.
It's the week before Black Friday 2015, and The Division is still on track!
This live reaction log was the best one on KoopaTV for 2015!
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