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Monday, June 15, 2015

KoopaTV's Sony E3 2015 Conference Live Reactions!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Otherwise known as "PlayStation E3 2015 Press Conference".

The last conference for this very long Monday is Sony's.

If you have been keeping up with KoopaTV's conference live reactions (see 'em all in one place here, with a schedule) then you know we do these live-reactions over AIM, and put in screenshots. I'm Nintendork 13 13, RawkHawk2010 is himself, and Vortexica is breezinabout.

Also, periodic Shenmue 3 Kickstarter updates throughout the log!
Andrew House Sony Computer Entertainment E3 conference 2015
Andrew House looking nervous. Why would he be?

Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
    =-O
    http://www.twitch.tv/playstation

 RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
    I's here.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
    Great!
    Who else we got?

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:58 pm
    Yo.
    Watching Tearaway(?) Unfolded on the pre-show.
    I think they're showing this instead of the conference.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:59 pm
    Heard someone say "welcome ladies and gentlemen"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    "The real story can begin"
    That's the segue to the show.
    "Greatness Awaits"

 RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/OgEfLuN.jpg
    what y'all got

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    oh
    CRAP
    I
    DON'T HAVE ANY

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:00 pm
    I got tea, and various assorted cheesy nibbles.

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    "You've Got To Move"
    PlayStation Move reference?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    Yo, you guys are gonna get your keyboards all grossed.
    E-M

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    Is Move even still a thing?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    It's a Michelle Obama reference
    So yeah Sony starts on time.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    That's really surprising.
    I guess since they're in 1st place now they can afford that

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    Wasn't it 30 minutes late once?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    I just saw Ryu
    yeah 2013

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:01 pm
    I see Mad Max, Destiny... Star Wars 1313?!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    No, 13 13 is my thing.

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    We
    'll actuallys ee Japanese games here.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    We saw ReCore at Microsoft.
    But I guess you used plural of "game".

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    Just saw the first hokage.
    And Sasuke.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    "Please welcome Shawn Layden"
    (Layton?)

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    Professor Layden.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    This guy seems jittery.
    He has a pocket square.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    "That's a clap line. That's an applause line." - Himself

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    Talking about some reality.

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    "the cultural zeitgeist"
    Does that even actually mean anything?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    No.
    If he's babbling about nothing maybe it means they have nothing to show.
    (Or they don't care.)
    "But let's get on with it."

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    lol
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    "long-anticipated by the gaming community"

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    People screaming over nothing.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    Idiot audience starts
    roaring
    Idiots.
    You sure NeoGAF didn't get an E3 pass?

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    I wonder if NeoGAF will get a shoutout again.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    Directed by Fumito Ueda

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    (Yeah guys we mentioned NeoGAF at the same time independently of one another)
    Weird person running.
    Sorta Zelda-like.
    With the grass and architecture.

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    is this The Last Guardian

The Last Guardian Sony PlayStation E3 2015
Yes, it is The Last Guardian. Introduced first.


 breezinabout@msn.com 9:06 pm
    Shadow of the Colossus 2?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    Well he's talking in non-English

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    Yeah and he's wearing TP Link's beginning clothes.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    wot's that dude
    It's a giant dog.
    Roaring like an asshole.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:07 pm
    LOL
    He nearly pushed the kid off the side.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    Well it can jump
    oh it's falling
    Too big.
    This guy ain't getting into Smash Bros.

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    Is the kid speaking Japhanese?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    Ask our nonexistent Japanese Marketing Manager.

 RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
    Oh hey.
    Zelda Wii U-style slow motion.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    Kid almost gets eaten.
    This movement is uneasy.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:08 pm
    Why is the kid's running animation so awkward

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    Maybe he's unathletic.
    He's clearly a spaz.
    Pushing blocks on wheels
    Like Link would.

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    Just like the yarn man with the tattoo'd fingers.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    This kid doesn't seem to care if he's about to die from the platform falling apart.
    lol
    kid jumps
    dies
    game over
    WTF he got caught by the tail.
    Now the monster is running
    What exactly was the purpose of any of this?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:11 pm
    search me.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    They pretty much just ran in place for 7 minutes.
    Putting their lives in danger.
    For absolutely no reason because there wasn't any objective.
    If they wanted to jump out of this temple
    they could've done so several minutes ago without everything else collapsing.

 RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
    How the fuck did pushing that log towards it help it?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    The Last Guardian

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    CALLED IT.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    2016
    People are hyped for that?
    Shuhei Yoshida on-stage

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    Yes, because that game has been in development for like
    Ten years.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:12 pm
    Gettin' some boos.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    Looks like an incoherent Zelda game.

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    "The game has been in development since 2007, and was formally announced at the 2009 Electronic Entertainment Expo with a planned release in 2011 exclusively for the PlayStation 3 video game console."
    Someone screamed.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
    This seems to be the case of development hell.
    GaterGames?

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
    Probably a GAFfer.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
    oh
    Guerrilla Games
    Herman Hulst

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
    GatorGames would be an amazing studio name.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
    This audience is so annoying.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:14 pm
    So-called industry professionals.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
    Microsoft's was well-behaved, even with Chad and Hyle.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
    They're children posing as high-power "journalists".
    So what is this?
  
   

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    Behave Ludwig.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    I saw an Assassin's Creed hoodie.
    WOT'D I DO

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:15 pm
    "Turned to grapes" is what I heard.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    Wasn't SUDA 51's new game for the PS4?
    While Kamiya's for Xbox One?
    I wanna see SUDA 51.

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    I wanna see Kingdom Heart.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    Grasshopper Manufacture, not this Guerrilla stuff.
    Oh yeah that's showing up.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    I HAVE to screenshot that.

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    This game looks like the one from last year that had a remix of Mining Melancholy as the trailer theme.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    This isn't remotely interesting to screenshot.

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    Might be the same.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    They said this was totally new.

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    Oh.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    Then again, they said The Division was a world premiere.
    "This is going to be harder than I thought." *can't get face out of bushes*

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    This just made me realize that I forgot Xenoblade Chronicles X existed.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    There's the slown-down real-time-weapon-change.
    From Bethesda's conference.
    wotever that game was

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:18 pm
    Doom.

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    I like the designs of these cyborg 'saurs.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    Yeah, everything is kinda meshing into one jumble in my mind.
    So many developers at one time all going after the same concept.

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    How is it still real-time weapon change if time slows down?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    I dunno.
    Horizon Zero Dawn
    (No dawn)
    SQUARE ENIX

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
    Got a limo
    and a judge slamming their gavel
    over and over and over
    Freaking unruly courtroom.

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    Is this Yakuza?
    Heavy breathing is an instrument in this music.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    Hitman
    That's the game.
    See it's that angry bald white man.
    Don't you remember that's the Hitman guy?
    Assad Kizzlebash?
    Asad Qizilbash

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:22 pm
    Wh-what?
    xD
    That name.

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    Fantastic name.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    World premiere of the new Hitman.
    Developer Io Interactive.
    Published by Square Enix, apparently.
    PlayStation is the place, with a beta on PS4 first.
    And PS4-exclusive post-release missions.
    AHH
    STREET FIGHTER V
    Ryu you traitorous dog.

Ryu... This is how you thank Nintendo?


 RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
    yup.
    Nintendo got cucked.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    "HADOUKEN!"
    I really hope Capcom does something for Nintendo tomorrow.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    Public beta July 23
    Are all these games going to have betas?
    This trend is really annoying.
    I wanted them to talk more about Street Fighter V, but I guess that's for Capcom to promote by themselves.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:25 pm
    No Man's Sky?

 RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
    Did someone in the audience just scream "Daddy!"?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:25 pm
    Yep.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    Sean Murray from Hello Games, No Man's Sky.
    "How it plays"

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:26 pm
    Finally some info on this thing.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    Pay attention.
    No Man's Sky is the "open-world extreme".

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    oh god not enough 30 minutes of this shit

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    Random shooting

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    another*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    "That's a tiny glimpse of space combat"
    He was just spamming the fire lazers button.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    Every one of these points of light is a sun
    with its own solar system
    with its own planbet

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:27 pm
    Whoa.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    That's not really zooming out.
    Centre of the galaxy.
    "I'm gonna do something really stupid"

No Man's Sky map scope universe
It pretty much looped an animation except with the sky changing colours for a couple of seconds.


 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    Why is the audience so amazed by this?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    I dunno.
    He teleported to a place called Keyti.
    "Undiscovered solar system"
    Points of interest via scanning.
    Going to a beacon.
    Slowly descending.
    disocvered by sean-e32015
    *discovered

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    "This is a planet we just found."
    "Planet E3"
    "It's not the prettiest planet, I've seen better. But I've also seen a lot worse."
    No alien life on the planet.
    But the environment IS fully destructible!
    No alien life, but there are "sentinels".
    And there are fish.

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    E3 fish.\

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    (Fish are not aliens. Sentinels are not aliens.)
    (What are aliens????)

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    HE'S the alien.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    He wasn't on his scan?
    Looks really boring.

 RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
    Yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    Procedurally generated planets have absolutely no meaning to them.

 RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
    Do not want.
    Carl Sagan quotes.
    Pretentiousness ahoy!

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:31 pm
    I hope this doesn't turn into another Spore-like disaster.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    lol
    Hey, Spore succeeded in having a great character editor.
    Which I think was its real goal!

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:32 pm
    Yes.

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    Did it really?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:32 pm
    I'll concede that.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    Alex Evans at Media Molecule
    Looks like NOA_ANDY

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    Did we ever figure out if NOA_ANDY was gay?

Alex Evans Media Molecule Dreams PlayStation E3 2015
This guy looks funny. Living in the Dream World.


 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    ...
    No.

 RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
    *end log*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    no <_<
    bad Rawk

 RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
    wot the hell is he doing
    "As you can see, anyone can make a beautiful scene in just a few moments"
    (As I can see from a sped up video...)

 RawkHawk2010 9:35 pm
    Colonel Sanders playing the piano.
    Polar Bears.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    Polar bears
    Space motorcycles
    Zombie

 RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
    What's the point of this again?
    To make movies?

Dreams PlayStation 4 DualShock
Moving your controller makes the... imagery move. Or something.


 Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
    Uh...
    Possibly?
    Colonel Sanders is a polar bear now.
    YOU'RE A COLONEL NOW
    YOU'RE A BEAR NOW

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    So yeah, just called "Dreams"
    "Literally create anything you can dream of"
    He said

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:37 pm
    Anything?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    "Nintense"

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    I liked that logo animation with the toast.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    Can I make other games?

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    "Or from Scratch"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    TRAYVON TYSON'S PUNCH-OUT!!
    IN DREAMS
    Let's do it.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    If you could truly make anything
    then that should be the whole conference.
    Speaker was like

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    Turtle.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    "so uh, NEXT WE HAVE this stupid indie thing"

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:38 pm
    I thought that tortoise was a burger at first.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    (called FireWatch)
    Adam Boyes: This shit just never gets old!
    Destiny brought to you by Bungie and Activision.
    Supposedly defining the next generation of games.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:39 pm
    Hahahahahaha!
    Now that's funny.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    Announcing DLC

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:39 pm
    Most of the game is DLC.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    You know back in the mday in E3
    yeah
    Back in the day in E3
    People announced NEW GAMES
    Now people just announce DLC.

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    Nintendo'll be doing this with Splatoon though. c:

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:40 pm
    The hilarious part is that people likely already own this DLC on their disks already.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    At their digital event?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:40 pm
    They just can't access it.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:41 pm
    Thanks Activision!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    Hey, Sakurai MADE HIS OWN EVENT to talk about DLC for a reason.
    He didn't hijack the Nintendo event.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:41 pm
    500 million dollar game right there.

 RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
    That villain looked like Black Doom from Shadow the Hedgehog.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    Destiny The Taken King September 15 2015
    Audience freaking out.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:42 pm
    Couldn't manage better than average.

 RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/GMZLnpj.jpg

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    "There's ALWAYS gonna be more Destiny on PlayStation!"

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:42 pm
    Perhaps that means...

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    Assassin's Creed Syndicate again.
    Pay attention to yo' English brethren.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:43 pm
    People might just have a slim chance to just maybe get their money's worth. Eventually.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    Eevee?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:43 pm
    "Roighted"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    "Don't mess with Eevee!"

 RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
    This is the only audience with the audacity to carry on extensive conversations with the presenters.
    While they're trying to present.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    So is Ubisoft apologising for them not putting women in previous games?
    Yeah.
    Idiot journalists.
    That's why Nintendo is pre-recording!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    And you know what happens to the audience members in that?
    Reggie burns them!
    Assassin's Creed Syndicate as PS4-exclusive
    WOAH
    Final Fantasy!
    World premiere!
    Newest edition to the franchise.
    aw <3
    oh
    ew
    I liked the super-deformed ones
    Grimoire
    Wii-est of beings
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    DEFORMED CLOUD
    World of Final Fantasy
    that's the game
    Play it first on... Vita?
    Is that what I saw?
    PS4 and PS Vita

World of Final Fantasy chibi super-deformed Square Enix PlayStation 4 Vita Cloud
This was Ludwig's favourite moment of the conference.


 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    More Square Enix
    by popular demand
    very special treat
    Freakin' movie trailer here.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:47 pm
    FFVII?!
    That looks like Midgar.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    "Let us embrace whatever it brings."
    "For they are coming back."
    "At last, the promise has been made."

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    The narrator sounds like Harrison Ford.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    REMAKE
    FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    "Coming first to PlayStation 4"
    (and coming next somewhere else?)

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:48 pm
    SOLD.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    Adam Boyes is giggling
    And now trying to make a segue

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    all that over a remake.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:49 pm
    Wait, that's it?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
    to "Devolver Digital" (indie trash?)
    PS VITA ahahaha
    Yeah that's it
    Square Enix has their own conference Tuesday at 1 PM Eastern
    The crowd is still thinking about Square.
    Kickstarter name-drop.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    (And green screen drop)
    Celebrating some indie developer's sequel on Kickstarter
    Shenmue
    what

 RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
    "Yooka-Laylee"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
    This isn't an indie developer
    "I decided to buld Shenmue 3 on Kickstarter"
    *build
    "It's not a spin-off but the sequel to one and two"
    Shenmue III
    Kickstarted
    on PS4 and PC
    "The fate of Shenmue is in your hands now."
    Yu Suzuki, creator of Shenmue.

Shenmue 3 III title screen Kickstarter logo screenshot
Shenmue III (or is it Shenmue 3?) now launches on Kickstarter.


 RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
    I have a vague attachment to Shenmue due to Sonic All-Stars Racing.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    Wot were they just counting down
    bit,ly/saveshenmue
    erm
    http://bit.ly/saveshenmue

 RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
    "all the funs"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    "one epic game coming next week"
    Kickstarter isn't loading
    traffic too much

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:54 pm
    Is that the Joker?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
    ...It WAS.
    Now it's on fire.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
   
    $1,505 pledged of $2,000,000 goal
    2 million dollar goal
    "This is how the Batman died"
    - E3

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
    I like this music.
    The music before the Joker.

Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    So this is a Gotham restaurant.
    yup
    Dude is smoking
    but the dude is freaking non-human

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    People run away because they're uglyshaming
    Ableists
    Shooting begins
    The whole restaurant are these creepy things
    ew
    Batman Arkham Knight

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:57 pm
    What is this, Left 4 Dead Gotham?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    Scarecrow Nightmare Missions available June 23 2015
    Andrew House appears.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:57 pm
    Never thought I'd see zombies in a Batman game.

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    Wait.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    Project Morpheus VR

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    That was just DLC?!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    wtf
    I'd like if they prefaced an announcement with whether it's just DLC or not.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    This guy wants multiplayer Virtual Reality
    "RIGS"
    "New fresh IP"
    3 vs. 3 battle arena esports VR game
    eSports people don't wanna play on VR!

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    Hey guys.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    Talking about Spotify app.

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    We're at the halfway point!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    BIG BANG THEORY

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    Big Bang Theory was on PlayStation Vue

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    I wish people started booing.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    grah
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    I would have.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    woah
    Sony is entering the channel subscription business
    a la carte
    msnbc is a channel there

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    This is just gonna make three or four channels cost as much as the whole caboodle.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    wot's he talking about
    Call of Duty Black Ops III?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    He was hyping up THAT?
    *audience cheering*
    Mark Lamia of Treyarch

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    pay attention

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    wot
    why

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    we're gonna have to watch this shit

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    ...
    Oh.
    You're right.
    This is multiplayer though.
    Egypt is apparently still a problem in 2065.

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    This presenter is like a frat boy Reggie.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:04 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    lol
    ...this might not be multiplayer.
    I dunno.
    "WOHOHOHOHO HOLD FIRE"
    "FRIENDLY WINSLOW ACCORD"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:05 pm
    Yeouch.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    Dying pilot with knife in him
    Looks like Hungrybox :-(
    "Pilot didn't make it!" "No shit! C'mon, we gotta move!"
    shooting
    punching

Reggie's revenge after he lost to Hungrybox yesterday.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:06 pm
    Guns still have little to no recoil, I see.

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    Diabetus ‏@The_Betus  8m8 minutes ago
    Go to any diner in Alabama after dark and it’s just like this
    - Diabetus on Batman

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
   
    $49,429 pledged of $2,000,000 goal
    Shenmue

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:08 pm
    Four-legged mech. Sweet.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    boom
    David Vonderhaar is now on the stage.
    Representing Treyarch. (What about the other dude?)
    "Full guns-up combat control"
    What about "full hands-up control"

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
    Who in the hell says "multiplayer" with a long i?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    Wot's with this awesome music?
    It sounds like Mike Tyson with autotune rapping.
    *awful

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    *awful *awful *awful

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    XD
    Glad that was a typo.
    It really does sound like Tyson.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    This dude has a machine gun for an arm.
    November 6 2015
    Multiplayer beta this August
    "PlayStation is the new home for Call of Duty"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    (Probably why Microsoft didn't mention it?)
    Here's a montage of stuff we've already seen
    ...in this very conference.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:12 pm
    I spy Deus Ex.
    And Metal Gear.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    And baseball
    lol
    "I CAN'T GET ENOUGH!" - song
    wtf PS Vita
    Audience looks confused.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    (Why even bother cutting to the audience?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    more awful music

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:14 pm
    Ratchet and Clank. Forgot they were making that.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    Star Wars music

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    why the hell was that montage there?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    Disney Infinity
    I have no idea.

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    Shouldn't that be at the end?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    Disney, Pixel, and Marvel
    Disney Infinite 3.0

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    "friends at LucasFilm"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    *Infinity

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    Thought it was "LucasArts"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    And then they bring Disney dude

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:16 pm
    Disney really is like the Galactic Empire from Star Wars now, lol.

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    Gonna refer to these as amiibo just 'cuz.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:16 pm
    Like, they own everything.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    lol
    Limited edition Disney Infinity starter pack

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:16 pm
    LucasArts was folded by Disney.
    After they bought it.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    Limited and pre-release playsets.
    Darth Vader wants this clown off the stage.
    "join the Dark Side"

Darth Vader Disney Infinity 3.0 figure set PlayStation Star Wars
"Buy my playsets!"


 RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
    Why is the IN emphasized in Disney InfINity?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    Because you can go
    uh
    in it
    I dunno.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    "Nhooooo alright alright alright!"

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
    Star Wars needs a new theme.
    This one's gotten a bit old.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    "You guys are also gonna get the Boba Fett figure!"
    This guy just said
    Star Wars and PlayStation fans are more important than kids and families.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:19 pm
    Everyone loves Boba Fett, so no doubt that'll sell like hot cakes.

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    Star Wars Battlefront again.

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    Well you know the audience here aren't really the kids/family type.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:19 pm
    "Spit screen"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    "Luke Skywater"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:20 pm
    "Luke Skywater"
    Ninja'd
    <_<

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:20 pm
    this guy's got fluids on the brain.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    Shenmue
    $375,704 pledged of $2,000,000 goal

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 pm
    lol got dayum
    IT'S A TRAP.
    Dude just sounded like General Pepper.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    ...yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    And I just heard a Wilhelm Scream.
    Vortex has a Wilhelm Scream in Star Wars now.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:22 pm
    It wouldn't be Star Wars without 'em.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    "Live out your fantasies"
    "Play as a hero"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    And then "Live out your fantasies" again.

 RawkHawk2010 10:22 pm
    I just heard the stock sound effect for when a Nuts & Bolts vehicle part breaks off.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    Almost wraps our show
    WHERE'S KINGDOM HEARTS
    Now to formally close
    "small title"
    "requires no introduction"
    "Only on PlayStation"
    Audience is giddy.
    ...
    uh

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
    ...
Only on PlayStation Uncharted Sony E3 2015 gaffe error mistake
Well... This was awkwardly shown for quite a while.



 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    what

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
    LOL
    PIRATES?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    (It had "Only on PlayStation" for SEVERAL seconds with audience cheering like idiots)

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
    Is this Last of Us?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    Is this Nathan Drake

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
    Don't steal Rare's thunder!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    Uncharted something Nathan Drake
    Right?
    Naughty Dog?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    wtf is he doing
    He's just standing there with his idiot idle animation
    Crossfade to black

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    Exciting. Stuff.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    He never moved from his idle animation

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:25 pm
    Uh-oh.
    Restarting?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    Is the trailer repeating?

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    what the fuck are you doing Sony
    IT LOOPED

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    I'm about to die.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    WHAT THE FUCK
    SONY
    YOU'RE SABOTAGING YOUR CONFERENCE

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    AGAIN
    JUST LIKE LAST YEAR

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    This is not a conference of fortune.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    Okay he's moving this time.
    Instead of idling.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:26 pm
    Before... rape get's here? ._.
    That's what I heard.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    That's what I heard too.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    Random pistol fight.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    "Let's not stick around to find out!"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:26 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    Maybe we can hear it again if it loops again.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    what if he starts idling again during combat

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    lol
    dat generic cover shooter
    With wall-climbing


Uncharted 4: A Thief's End stairs Nathan Drake Sony PlayStation E3 2015 screenshot
You're either climbing a wall, or running up the stairs.

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
    I remember when I played as Nathan Drake inside the Playstation All-Stars van on campus.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    What if he failed the QTE?
    And got choked to death?

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
    He would summon crumbling floors and walls as moves.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
    This reminds me of Rooftop Run from Sonic Generations.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    "please don't run anyone over." "SORRY"
    "You know you don't have to hit every fence." "I'M DOING MY BEST!" *smashes into a house*
    Nathan Drake is doing more damage than the pirates or whatever.

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    This does look pretty fun.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    It's like if Big Rigs had dialogue.
    Nathan Drake is apparently a first-time driver.
    Their vehicle could really use a roof.

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    I like the idea of having a old Cranky Kong-esque berater as a sidekick.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    I hope they have insurance.
    Nathan Drake died
    Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
    That was the end of the game
    Nathan Drake is the thief.
    He just met his end by slamming into a suspension bridge.

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
    #learn2merge

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    lol
    Is it over?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:32 pm
    I love how they began this with "needs no introduction"
    And ended up introducing it twice.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    It's over.
    LOL

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    ...that is fantastic.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    (It is weird to "start" with The "Last" Guardian
    )
   
    $531,647 pledged of $2,000,000 goal
    Shenmue

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    Geoff Keighley kind of reminds me of Gutfeld.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    lol
    *close stream*

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    So how do we rate this.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    Well
    Was gonna be better than Microsoft's
    but
    y'know
    idle animations suck
    lol
    Overemphasised the wrong things
    Underemphasised the wrong things

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    Vortex's observation of "needs no introduction, introduces it twice" probably means Sony's had the funniest moment.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:35 pm
    I thought it was pretty good in places, or bits I didn't really care for (like Destiny), and Uncharted breaking down didn't help anything.
    And yeah.
    Funnier than EA's stream going down.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    Yeah.
    True that.

 RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
    FFVII: The Remake made people happy.
    Not me though.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    Absolutely.
    That's huge stuff.

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
    Bad for us.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    That's probably the biggest thing they announced in the conference.

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
    Just when everyone finally shut up about it, now it'll be talked about incessantly for another ten years.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:37 pm
    I know I'll be playing it.

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    Did you guys ever watch George Wood's FFVII review?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    You showed it here, so I did.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:38 pm
    i haven't seen it.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    Hey, now Cloud and Sephiroth might finally stop losing strength on GameFAQs.
    Now Squirtle is stronger than Cloud!
    Which would be unheard of 10 years ago.
    Sony should've talked about Street Fighter V more
    but maybe Capcom didn't want them to.

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1eASVTRdo
    Vortex, 1:15

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    "the movie scenes that advance the plot are separated with much too long periods of play"
    *seconds later*
    "the dialogue is slow and boring"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:41 pm
    And badly translated.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    Well, the remake will help that. :-P

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:42 pm
    One presumes everything will be voiced now too. Well I mean, of course it will.
    I wonder what'll end up being changed dialogue wise.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:43 pm
    I actually think the gameplay itself is probably the weakest elemnet of the game. It's not terrible impressive by today's standards.
    *element
    *terribly

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    I wonder if they'll change anything to the point where original fans complain.
    That always happens in remakes.
    So it's more of a matter of "what".

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:43 pm
    Hmm.

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    my favorite non-fuck up moment from this conference waaaaaaaaaaas...

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:44 pm
    Oh yeah, they'll complain.

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    ...kind of already forgot what else was announced.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:44 pm
    CoD?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
    My favourite was
    WORLD OF FINAL FANTASY
    SO CUTE
    I wish I got the screenshot of deformed Black Mage <3333

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
    But Vita.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    AND PS4

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
    You wanna support that?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    I wanna support that art style. <.<

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
    Oh
    I'm interested in Shenmue.
    So I'll say that.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
   
    $634,856 pledged of $2,000,000 goal
    7,300 backers

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    http://www.rare.co.uk/
    OH MY GOD THE NUTS & BOLTS LOVE

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:46 pm
    Can someone link me the Shenmue trailer if it's available anywhere? I somehow managed to miss the entire thing.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ysnet/shenmue-3

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:47 pm
    Thanks.
    Am i supposed to have heard of this series?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    Shenmue?
    Yes.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:47 pm
    Seeing as this is "III".
    Oh...
    <_<

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    It basically invented like
    story-driven qte stuff
    It was on the Sega Dreamcast
    it's a cult favourite
    It had the biggest budget of any game ever.
    At the time.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:48 pm
    Honestly shocked I've never heard of it.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:49 pm
    This must be like being a Nintendo fan, but having never heard of Mario.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/4655-which-hypothetical-third-game-in-a-series-would-you-be-the-most-excited-to-play

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    HOLY SHIT.
    Guys.
    Pull out your phones/mobile devices.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/5869-whats-your-all-time-favorite-sega-franchise
    wot phone

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    Go to rare.co.uk
    And tilt your phone and see what happens.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    does my 3DS count

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    proooobably not

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    damn

 RawkHawk2010 10:50 pm
    Vortex you do it.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:50 pm
    I'm in the same boat as Ludwig.
    Sorry. <.<

 RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
    Well the characters move around just like when you wave your mouse across the screen on the PC.
    And that's the first time I've seen a website respond fluidly to gyroscopic controls.
    Reminder:
    Neither the FFVII remake or Shenmue are Sony-exclusive.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:53 pm
    Well
    does PC count
    as non-Sony-exclusive?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:53 pm
    I still want to know the nature of the FVII situation.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:53 pm
    PC? Xbox? Both?

 RawkHawk2010 10:53 pm
    I will say that vehicle section from Uncharted looked hella fun.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:53 pm
    FVII is on PC, on Steam.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:53 pm
    FFVII is "coming first" so it's definitely not exclusive.
    (Vortexica boycotting the "Final" part of Fantasy?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:53 pm
    Also "Tropical Storm Bill" is brewing over the Gulf of Mexico.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:53 pm
    AHHH
    *FFVII

 RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
    Who the fuck names a Tropical Storm "Bill"?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    ...oh I thought Vortexica had family in the Gulf of Mexico

 RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:54 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    Maybe it's named after Bill Trinen.
    In honour of his global warming activism.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:54 pm
    I thought they just had a list they go through and recycle the names every few years.
    Which is why they're all generic.
    And not, like, "Tropical Storm Godhammer"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:55 pm
    Or something like that.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:55 pm
    They recycle them if they're minor.
    Some are so major they're banned from reuse.
    Like Katrina.

 RawkHawk2010 10:56 pm
    Gregg Mayles
    ‏@Ghoulyboy
    25 years of putting pirates into video games and I finally get to make a whole game about them. I am a happy person.
    Great to hear.
    DKC2, Project Dream, both Banjos, Ghoulies, and Viva Pinata all had huge pirate themes.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:58 pm
    SHENMUE 3

 RawkHawk2010 10:58 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/gPasxEl.png

 Nintendork 13 13 10:58 pm
    AT OVER 9,000 BACKERS
    (9,075)
    Raised $797,514

 RawkHawk2010 10:58 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/TChBH6C.jpg
    AHHHHHHHHHHH!



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11 comments :

  1. "Never thought I'd see zombies in a Batman game."

    Betcha he was shooting up a room of innocent people.

    As for FFVII, they better not decide turn-based combat is outdated and it needs a new, action battle system.

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    1. He totally was.



      That wouldn't be much of a remake then...

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    2. They keep talking about how it won't just be the same game with prettier graphics. That's great, as long as they don't "fix" things that don't need fixing.

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    3. ...Guess it's ruined then.

      http://www.vg247.com/2015/06/17/e3-2015-final-fantasy-7-remake/

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    4. It's the "something that matches the times" part that worries me...

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    5. Darn it. There's another interview where he specifically says he can't have the party members standing in a straight line and jumping forward on their turn to attack. Then make it look flashier, but keep the turn-based system!

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    6. ...Yeah, guess there goes that.

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    7. I propose a system similar to Wild Arms 3's, where it's 100% turn-based, but the characters and enemies run around on the battle plane to make it appear more active.

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    8. ...lol

      That's one way to do it.
      Another way is the PM:TTYD method of having audience participation and action commands, but I suspect that wouldn't work for FF7.

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    9. Yeah, FF7 has its quirky moments, but not quite quirky enough for that. XD

      Delete
    10. lol

      So I have a friend that's always been a fanboy of FF7 and... he's not happy about that interview after I showed him it.

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