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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

KoopaTV's Square Enix E3 2015 Conference LIVE REACTIONS!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - That burn towards Nintendo at the end...

The last conference is here: Square Enix! Having largely been responsible for the success of the Sony E3 2015 Conference, how much credit will Square take for themselves?

Will our Square Enix hopes be met? Will Kingdom Hearts 3 be shown? How about Ludwig's obsession with the Dragon Quest slime? I'm actually in this log now (unlike the previous one), along with RawkHawk2010 as himself and Vortexica as breezinabout.
Phil Rogers Square Enix E3 2015 conference CEO Americas
It's Phil Rogers! You'll figure out who he is if you read the live reaction log!

Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
    I like wotever music Square has going on.
    Oh yeah, Donald Trump announced.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:59 pm dudes there?
    .............(Am I connected to the Internet?)
    (Of course I am!)
    You guys don't gotta be eerie. >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 1:03 pm
    I like some of this trivia Square Enix has going on.
    (Shouldn't they have started already?)

 Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm

 RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
    Oh hey you're back.
    How was the boycott?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
    ...dude I've been talking to myself
    for the past 10 minutes.
    Boycott was great.
    I felt so spiritually liberated.
    CEO of Square Enix Americas
    Phil Rogers
    "We haven't had one of these [conferences] in a while." 1:07 pm
    Yo Rawk log is up. 1:07 pm
    Now to SE.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
    "We try to be more open-minded"
    I don't actually know what Square Enix does besides Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, and owning Tomb Raider.
    "Over the next hour or so"
    I guess Deux Ex included.
    Just Cause 3 is "explosive".
    Apparently hundreds of thousands of gamers play Just Cause 2 every month.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:09 pm
    Square Enix supporting new talent.
    Keeps saying "new" 1:10 pm
    I can't actually name anything beyond that that they do off the top of my head.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:10 pm
    And Dragon Quest. 1:10 pm
    Ah, yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:10 pm
    My number one hope is that
    Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime 1:10 pm
    That was... a bit flowery.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:10 pm
    gets on the Wii U VC or something.
    I wanna play that game.
    Square only does more than Final Fantasy because they bought a lot of other devs.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
    But they keep those devs having their own unique identity. 1:11 pm
    Yeah, they've been really branching out.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:12 pm
    (Unlike when Capcom dissolved Flagship)
    Just Cause 3 December 1 2015 global launch
    Xbox 1, PS4, PC
    There should be a good chance Nintendo is gonna get something!
    (But I guess you guys would know more about that than I would.) 1:13 pm
    I expect wackiness.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
    Stuff blowing up with cars and stuff. Open-world game with over 400 square miles.
    "Rico Rodriguez"

 RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
    Something I've always wondered

 Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
    General D. Robello dictator

General D. Robello Rebello Just Cause 3 statue effigy
General D. Robello, based on a fictional dictator. I think.

 RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
    Is "Just Cause" supposed to mean
    a Cause that is Just?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
    yes 1:13 pm
    I think so, yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
    Becase I used to think it supposed to mean "just 'cuz" 1:14 pm
    But it's almost certainly a double-meaning.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
    It's pronounced the first way.

 RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
    Like, you're killing dudes for the sake of it.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
    "Moments of awesome stunt action"
    Got dat grapple.
    So it's a physical gravity gun? 1:15 pm
    JC physics are just as good as ever.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
    "Wing Suit"
    wot is he Squirrel Mari0
    Dat "unlimited C4"
    Does this count as car porn

Just Cause 3 car porn vehicles
Square's idea of car porn isn't as bad as some of the other conferences.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:16 pm
    "vehicles [...] each one modeled in incredible detail"
    "gas stations blow up in unique physics-based explosions" 1:16 pm
    This is "STUFF GETS BLEWD UP KEE-YEAH" porn.
    "Crash the Bomb" best mini-game name ever.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    I like this.
    (Though it's open-world)
    (You're not exploring stuff you're just blowing it up.)
    Welcome Yosuke Saito
    Business Division VI producer

 Nintendork 13 13 1:18 pm
    Gentleman off-stage translator.
    Square Enix presents

 RawkHawk2010 1:18 pm
    Nintendo log published.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:19 pm
    I guess I'll share it on social media after this.
    ...kinda wanna watch it first before I share it.

 RawkHawk2010 1:19 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 1:19 pm
    Well how do I know wot to say?!
    wot's this

NieR New Project girl Square Enix 2015 E3
Ludwig was basing his judgment on this girl's attractiveness from her attire, not shown.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
    No full body shot
    "More information Fall 2015"
    NieR New Project
    For PS4 1:20 pm
    Is NieR a series?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
    It is now!
    wtf is that 1:21 pm
    Haha. Really though, name sounds familiar.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:21 pm
    You bet I  screenshotted this guy

NieR Emil Weapon Number cosplay Square Enix E3 2015 conference
Am I correct in saying this is a character named Emil? 1:21 pm
    SE has a lot to learn about E3.
    And what not to do at your conferences.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
    They haven't had a conference in a while.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
    They weren't very, uh, professional to begin with.
    They only have one translator
    who uses the same voice.
    NieR is gonna be action-oriented which is why Platinum is there.
    "We're not really worried about keeping the new title true to the spirit of the game."
    This translator is really just talking to himself.
    "Even the sub-title is a secret, but we'll tell you in Autumn."

 Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
    (And we probably won't cover it on KoopaTV.)
    Oh, I recognise this. It's Ice Climbers HD reboot. 1:24 pm
    Tomb Raider. :-D

 Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
    (Rise of the Tomb Raider)
    Lara said she was meant to be an Ice Climber as her destiny. 1:25 pm
    She did it! She killed them!

 Nintendork 13 13 1:25 pm
    Brian Horton of Crystal Dynamics.
    (I like his hair.)
    Sharing techniques for how to make Lara Croft seem more "human".

 Nintendork 13 13 1:26 pm
    "Part of the things we can do to make characters as realistic as possible are details"
    "We added our artistic touch [to the full-body scan models]"
    (Bigger breasts?)

 Nintendork 13 13 1:28 pm
    "We're putting the tombs back into Tomb Raider." 1:28 pm
    Wasn't much of that in the last one.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
    Square Enix Montreal, Patrick Naud.
    (Pronouced "Patrick No")

 RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
    His job is mobile garbage.

 RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
    France has taken over E3.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
    Which is even scarier, considering the shared border. 1:30 pm
    A celebration of the FRENCH-ise.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:30 pm
    Is this mobile Lara Croft?
    "Lara Croft Go"

Lara Craft Go screenshot mobile smartphone tablet gameplay
Lara Craft Go screenshot. 1:31 pm
    Hmm... Not sure how to feel about this.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
    Apparently it's turn-based.
    Final Fantasy XV 1:32 pm
    Just... don't be crippled by microtransactions, please...

 Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
    With electric guitar 1:32 pm
    Well FINALLY.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
    Oh it's a montage.
    With other games.
    Wot's with this mid-conference montages?

 RawkHawk2010 1:32 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
    Translator is asleep
    Dude is just talking in Japanese.
    With no translator.
    Dude left.
    This is Final Fantasy 7 remake.
    (Same trailer from Sony)
    (I should get a screenshot this time.)

 RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
    Is this really Harrison Ford narrating? 1:34 pm
    Cloud's back will do.
    Is it really?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
    I want Barret's gun

 RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
    Sounds like it.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
    Barret Wallace

Barret Wallace Final Fantasy VII remake 7 gun machine arm HD PS4
I screencapped Barret Wallace's gun, but that's about it. 1:35 pm
    Notice how they mention "the Long Calm"
    That's been supposed for a while now.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
    "We're only doing an announcement that we're DOING a remake." 1:36 pm
    Wouldn't be surprised if they just decided to go the whole hog with it.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
    PC version of FF7 coming to PS4 too
    ...Why are they porting it on Winter
    and then doing a remake? 1:36 pm
    Great, I can play it without all the DRM.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
    Also bringing FF7 to iOS before end of summer. 1:36 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
    (Translator woke up, by the way.)

 RawkHawk2010 1:36 pm
    is this the most boring conference thus far?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
    "About the Kingdom Hearts series..."
    "oh my god YEEEES" - audience
    (or just one dude)
    wtf is this
    Is this on mobible

Kingdom Hearts Unchained Key Square Enix mobile game you must learn to rely on others
"You must learn to rely on others." KoopaTV encompasses this.

 RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
    This is like Tumblebooks

 RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
    It has the exact same art style as Final Fantasy Theatrhythm.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
    Is this Kingdom Hearts 3?!?!!?

 RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
    pleeeease be.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
    You're not even playing as Sora

 RawkHawk2010 1:38 pm
    It actually looks kind of compelling to be honest.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
    you're playing as some generic avatar
    Summoning KH dudes
    "There is a traitor"

 RawkHawk2010 1:38 pm
    Because if it's this I might actually play it since all I play is casual games now.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm

 RawkHawk2010 1:38 pm
    (Thanks, Pokemon Shuffle.)

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    Light clapping.

 RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
    That muted audience clap.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    Kingdom Hearts: Unchained Key

 RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
    Haha, yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    Bring it to North America.
    "First Kingdom Hearts title dedicated to smartphones."

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    "Okay moving along"

 RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
    Somebody was wailing in pain.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    "I'd like to discuss the title I THINK we've all been waiting for"

 RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
    In the audience.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    This guy keeps saying "before that"
    Greg Colman
    Dear friend Master Xehanort
    ...or some guy named Roy at Disney

Master Xehanort Disney Roy cosplay Kingdom Hearts
A Disney employee whose real name is Roy. Claims to be Master Xehanort.

 RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
    Square Innix

 Nintendork 13 13 1:40 pm

 RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
    This looks like an Ace Attorney character.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
    I screencapped him.

 RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
    Also I was just like

 Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
    I didn't get his real name.

 RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
    "I hear Mario & Luigi music."

 Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
    So I'll just call him that.
    dat same composur

 Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
    "Roy from the video"

 RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
    And then I was like "Oh yeah that'd make sense."

 Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
    oh shut up
    Japanese language warning
    But it's English voice.
    "Keyblade War"
    Playing chess.
    Sora being a fop
    With Goofy and Donald [Trump]

 RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
    Nice looking game world.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
    Shadow of the Colossus-like boss
    so much sparkles

Kingdom Hearts 3 gameplay screenshot Sora Square Enix dual keyblades
"My name is Sora! Look at my colourfully-designed weapons and friends!"

 Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
    wtf is that
    Sora riding a tea cup
    And a chariot unicorn
    "There is more to light than meets the eye"
    Xbox One PS4

 RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
    I like how during this somber chess scene, audience members are still yelling at the top of their lungs.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
    Now in development
    "THANK YOU" - audience
    Square Enix got bows
    This guy has more stuff to announce.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:45 pm

 RawkHawk2010 1:45 pm
    Time to see another repeat of a trailer.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:45 pm

 RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
    Honestly those chibi designs look awful.
    They're literally moeblobs.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:46 pm
    shut up
    Well I got Black Mage being struck by lightning
    does that count?

World of Final Fantasy Black Mage screenshot chibi super-deformed

 RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 1:46 pm

 RawkHawk2010 1:47 pm
    Cuz it didn't look good.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
    New director "perfect fit" for new title.
    Is it a midget
    "Hiroki Chiba"
    Well his last name is close to "chibi" 1:47 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
    And his voice is really high. 1:47 pm
    Now we know why it's a perfect fit.

Hiroki Chiba director Square Enix World of Final Fantasy
Hiroki Chiba is the perfect fit for World of Final Fantasy.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
    The long history of Final Fantasy is scaring people.
    Three challenges:
    1. Wide audience (parents and their kids)
    2. Complete new visual style
    3. New game system that's simple and deep
    He wants to meet those challenges.
    Compares it to toys and figurines.
    Players form "towers" to fight
    (Fire Emblem Awakening?)

 Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
    (...That shitty Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Wii Ware?)
    "I hope this presentation has piqued your interest in the game"
    Coming 2016 PS4 and PS Vita
    My interest is piqued. <3
    Christian Elderdam, Io Interactive. About Hitman.
    So wot else is Square gonna talk about?
    "Our new game is simply called Hitman." 1:51 pm
    Isn't there already a game called "Hitman"?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
    Yes. 1:51 pm
    I wish people would stop doing this.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
    Sonic the Hedgehog did it.
    Punch-Out!! Wii is also really named Punch-Out!! 1:51 pm
    Hitman: Absolution was the last one right?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
    Apparently this is some perma-death system.
    (For victims?)
    I dunno. 1:52 pm
    How do you follow "Hitman: Absolution" with just "Hitman"???

 Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
    "Every NPC has a name"
    "There is a world beyond ... ethics."

 Nintendork 13 13 1:54 pm
    Assassinating Russians.
    I'm cool with that.
    You can kill the Russian with a fire-axe
    or poison his vodka.
    Or shoot him with a sniper.

 RawkHawk2010 1:56 pm
    "Mark your own targets...and share them with your friends!"

 Nintendork 13 13 1:56 pm
    Or drop a chandelier on him.
    December 8 on PS4, Xbox One, and PC.

 RawkHawk2010 1:57 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 1:57 pm
    Final Fantasy XV
    in a montage

 RawkHawk2010 1:57 pm
    Why is this ALL cars?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
    Square Enix x tri-Ace NEW PROJECT

 Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
    Spacedate 10 Star Ocean 4
    Spacedate 346 Star Ocean 1
    wtf am I saying
    Spacedate 366 Star Ocean 2

 RawkHawk2010 1:59 pm
    I own the Star Oceans.
    Some Asian gave them to me.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
    Spacedate 772 Star Ocean 3 1:59 pm
    Stardate 32878.5

 Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
    Why don't you talk about it?

 RawkHawk2010 1:59 pm
    Because I only played one of them for ten minutes.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
    Spacedate 537

 RawkHawk2010 1:59 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:00 pm
    STAR OCEAN Integrity and Faithlessness

Star Ocean: Integrity and Faithlessness title logo screen art
Star Ocean: Integrity and Faithlessness.

 RawkHawk2010 2:00 pm
    What a name.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:00 pm
    "My name is, uh....... And hello everyone watching" 2:00 pm
    JUST a hello to the Japan guys?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:00 pm
    (to Japan)

 RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
    "here's a trailer"
    What'd we just watch?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:01 pm
    A series recap.
    This is gameplay.
    (People running around)

 RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
    I just thought the camera was glitching.
    Didn't know that was intended. 2:02 pm
    Whoa, thought the presentation was messing up then and repeating itself.

 RawkHawk2010 2:02 pm
    Yeah, lol.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
    I thought it was intended to begin with. =-O
    Weird loops is for Sony.

 RawkHawk2010 2:02 pm
    Trailers that leave out all sound effects are dumb.

 RawkHawk2010 2:02 pm
    I felt totally unimmersed.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
    Maybe they didn't put in sound effects in the game yet.
    "Good old school Japanese RPG" <3

 RawkHawk2010 2:03 pm
    That wasn't "old-school"
    That was "PS2-school"

 Nintendork 13 13 2:03 pm
    Yeah it was real-time.
    The theme is apparently "seamless".
    (Sounds like a technical thing than an artistic direction.)
    Says he wants to break the notion that JRPGs are movies, rather than games.
    30 frames per seconds trailer

 Nintendork 13 13 2:04 pm
    But aiming to go for 60 frames per second all the time in-game.
    North America and Europe 2016, Japan in Winter 2015.
    Dude left.
    Eidos dude coming to talk about  DEUS EX: MANKIND DIVIDED
    Dude talking from Montreal
    "The 'igh expectations of the fans"
    "The dumb engine allows us to push the limits of technology" 2:06 pm
    "Deuce Sex" LOL

Deus Ex Mankind Divided title logo Jensen
Deus Ex Mankind Divided. 2:06 pm
    This isn't a mobile game is it?
    I couldn't take another "The Fall".

 Nintendork 13 13 2:07 pm
    It'll take some time to get to that
    The Illuminati are here?
    Teamed up with hacker activists to defeat the Illuminati.
    It's up to you the player for how the cyborg protagonist gets abilities.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:09 pm
    In-game trailer.
    "I 'ope you will enjoy it." 2:09 pm
    Hmm... If Jensen is back, I think that actually invalidates one of the endings to Human Revolution.
    Assuming this comes after that, of course.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:10 pm
    I guess "in-game trailer" =  cutscenes

 RawkHawk2010 2:11 pm
    who's developing this again?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:11 pm
    Random dude doesn't know how to hold a cup.
    Eidos Montreal

 Nintendork 13 13 2:11 pm
    ...oh yeah this totally isn't a mobile game.
    Deux Ex Mankind Divided
    for the...
    App available???
    PS4, Xbox One, Steam 2:12 pm
    was about to have a freaking heart attack.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:12 pm
    Early 2016
    President and CEO of Square Enix holdings
    Yosuke Matsuda
    "Thanks to everyone AND THE WORLD for watching Square Enix E3 Conference 2015." 2:13 pm
    Hmph, that's better.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:13 pm
    "I would like to take the opportunity to introduce FINAL FANTASY PORTAL APP."
    "Speaking of RPGs..."
    "One more thing..."
    wtf is this guy saying

 RawkHawk2010 2:14 pm
    They need the translator back. 2:14 pm
    Wait this is English?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:14 pm
    "RPG fans from all over the world have supported us over the years..." 2:14 pm
    I thought the translator died again.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:14 pm
    "A New RPG Project"
    "Being developed by a newly established studio. Today I would rike to introduce new details"
    Studio called
    Tokyo RPG Factory

 RawkHawk2010 2:14 pm
    I thought something just glitched.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:14 pm
    "The name represents our dedication to developing Japanese RPGs."

 RawkHawk2010 2:15 pm
    I thought the sound system was breaking.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:15 pm
    (Calling a game studio a "Factory" sounds demoralising.)
    "A compretery new series"

 Nintendork 13 13 2:15 pm
    Project SETSUNA
    "The game is already under development. Pranned for grobal release in 2016."
    "Most powerful, unique, and diverse game lineup in the history of Square Enix."
    "Bringing entertainment for every type of gamer on every viable platform"
    I didn't see 3DS or Wii U anywhere. >_>;;;;

 RawkHawk2010 2:16 pm
    "viable" 2:16 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:17 pm
    :-( 2:17 pm
    Stealth put-down right there.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:17 pm
    This guy seems like he'll have a heart attack.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:17 pm
    Montage #3
    Square Enix guys are all coming back on stage.
    As they're showing the games they showed.

 RawkHawk2010 2:18 pm
    So these are the "guys"?
    There we go.
    I thought the "guys" were just the characters in the montage.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:18 pm
    Chiba guy comes on with World of Final Fantasy.
    Creepy helmet dude is on.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:19 pm
    Well that's cute. 2:19 pm
    "Let's all gather 'round and applaud what a great job we did at our conference."

 Nintendork 13 13 2:20 pm
    Victory theme.
    "Prease visit our booth on the show froor."
    "Please visit Square Enix Booth #2001" - the screen.
    It's over.
    1:05 to 2:20
    "Holding a brief photo-op for MEDIA ONLY. Everyone else, please exit the show floor."
    *Twitch screen turns totally black* 2:21 pm
    Hey! We're media!
    Open up!

 Nintendork 13 13 2:21 pm

 RawkHawk2010 2:21 pm
    Well, that's E3.
    Opinions on the whole thing guys?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:22 pm
    I think! 2:22 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:22 pm
    (I feel like I'm missing something...) 2:22 pm
    Mostly great.
    With a few pitfalls.

RawkHawk2010 2:22 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:23 pm
    I guess I gotta watch Nintendo now.

Square Enix E3 2015 conference cast crew staff photo-op
Square Enix's E3 2015 cast!

While the E3 conferences may be over, KoopaTV's E3 coverage still continues! Check out our schedule for what remains!
Wondering what Ludwig thought about Nintendo's conference? Click here.
Compared to the big conference of 2015, Square Enix's in 2018 was... lacking.


  1. Fun fact for Rawk, that who knows nothing but what he wants. That Theatrhythm artstyle came in a Kingdom Hearts game long before Theatrhythm came out on Kingdom Hearts Mobile back in around 2008ish!

    No Dragon Quest makes my blood boil.


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