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Monday, June 1, 2015

KoopaTV's Nintendo Direct MICRO June 1 2015 Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Micro Direct gets a micro log in preparation for... E3.

Apparently Nintendo of America is bored and created a Nintendo Direct as an afterthought. So it's a "mini" one. Well, okay, we'll react to it. They just put it on their YouTube channel but we still watched it together!

I'm Nintendork 13 13, and RawkHawk2010 is RawkHawk2010. Watch the video here and read our reactions too!

 ...Warning: The Direct may become disturbing at times.

Bill Trinen Splatoon squid hat Nintendo Direct micro
Mostly related to weird stuff Bill Trinen does.

RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
    tell me when you start

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 am

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
    I'm waiting

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
    Say "start" when you start.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
    Nintendo Direct 6.1.2015 Micro
    That's why it's micro.
    Trinen is a midget.
    smaller than an amiibo

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
    This is scary as shit.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
    I guess because he got fired.
    Mini robot

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
    Chibi Robo!
    Zip Lash
    so like whip lash?
    I didn't forget Chibi Robo existed
    but I forgot Chibi Robo started on the GameCube.
    .....It's a side-scroller???
    That's... not like Chibi Robo.

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
    This Direct has surprisingly ambitious production values for something that's supposed to be an afterthought.
    Yeah, Nintendo thought we needed more 2D platformers.
    Since, you know, we don't have enough or anything.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 am
    I still never bought Kirby Triple Deluxe
    also my vid is buffering at 2:21

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 am

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 am

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 am
    Tell me when you get to 2:53.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 am

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 am
    Boost balls extended my cord
    bouncing plug off cords
    well that's new.
    "Robots must be awesome at geometry"
    at 2:53
    Chibi Robo amiibo!
    Available exclusively as part of Chibi Robo bundle with the game.
    Guess that's gonna bother amiibo collectors.
    Level up the robot.

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 am
    Tired of amiibo.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 am
    Level 1 is a wooden robot.
    (Wood Man?)
    Dr. Mari0 Miracle Cure
    Trinen talking idiot marketing points.

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 am
    "No one likes viruses, but everyone likes to bus them!"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
    "Nobody likes viruses, but everybody likes to bust them!"
    Dr. Mari0 stole a panacea?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
    (Guess it's in scarce supply)

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 am
    why would anyone want this
    It's the same exact thing from 2009.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
    (...Or he just enjoys stuffing pills down your throat and charging the insurance company)
    But this is on the 3DS now
    with Nintendo Network IDs
    Co-op to team up with another doctor.
    June 11.
    Oh I thought this was Zelda music wtf
    Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Super!
    Piplup's mug sprite is nice.
    720 Pokémon now?
    "Ultimate version of"

Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon town hub Miltank Lilligant Nintendo Direct Micro PSMD
Miltank! Lilligant! Wonderful!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
    Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon

 RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
    I heard they brought the hunger system back.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
    It was gone? <.<

 RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
    So maybe they'll fix all the problems.

Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon Piplup They don't let kids join the Expedition Society Nintendo Direct Micro mug
However, they do let squids join.
 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
    So here is

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
    That one thing from Sonic Lost World is in this.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
    Mari0 & Sonic at the Rio Olympic Games

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
    Why is Birdo red.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
    Featuring soccer/rugby/olympic golf/futbol
    not a hashtag
    wtf Trinen bringing a gun to work

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 am
    isn't trinen supposed to...against those.
    to be*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 am
    New map
    Port Mackerel
    and the gun
    at 10 PM Eastern!

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 am
    Looked like a boring map.
    Just a bunch of containers.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 am
    Ranked Battle available tonight at the same time!
    Containers are fun to play on in Splatoon assuming you can ink the walls
    and get on top of the containers.

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 am
    Trinen molesting a pencil.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 am
    woah Trinen has a Miiverse account
    Art Academy actually getting finished.
    Art Academy Home Studio
    Upload a time-lapsed video to YouTube
    probably embedded into Miiverse like MK8 videos.
    Project Treasure. I forgot this existed.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 am

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
    "We haven't shown off any footage yet."

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 am

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
    He STILL isn't showing any footage!

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 am
    "We have footage, but you'll have to go somewhere else to see it."

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
    "That changes today, just look on our YouTube channel!"

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 am
    Isn't that what the Direct is FOR?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
    World Championships Sunday June 14 at
    wot'd they say
    3 PM Pacific?
    "Get a look behind the scenes at Periscope and Snapchat"

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 am
    Are we making a Snapchat?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 am
    what the hell is a Periscope
    I don't have a mobile phone!
    wot's this
    "You've watched LBX"
    no I haven't
    what the fuck is LBX

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 am
    yeah i have absolutely no idea what this is

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
    "You've built LBX*"
    *Figures don't have amiibo functionality
    Is this Custom Robo
    that's apparently an anime?
    Or cartoon?

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 am
    I thought this was Super Robot Wars in the Japan Direct.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
    "Little Battlers Experience" for Nintendo 3DS

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 am
    Same world as the toys
    and the anime that launched next year
    ...on NickToons?
    Evil faction looks like generic businessmen with wigs.

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 am
    I like the music.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 am
    I haven't taken any screenshots.
    "It'd be really cool to meet up with some friends..."
    One last Nintendo 3DS announcement
    but first an update for Puzzle & Dragons
    There's a detail we haven't mentioned because it's spoilers
    but we're gonna spoil it now.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 am
    "Whopping an 8 extra challenging worlds!"

Puzzle & Dragons Super Mario Bros. Edition Lemmy Koopa unlockable playable character Koopalings Kids
They said "Bowser, Bowser Jr., and the Koopalings" are playable.
They only showed Lemmy and not me, but here we go.
 RawkHawk2010 10:31 am
    How did no one know about that?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 am

 RawkHawk2010 10:31 am
    that's what i mean

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 am
    Do I have to get the game now?
    I played the game's demo and wrote a long article on it!
    I didn't like it. >.>
    Oh, here's a Bravely Default sequel.

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 am
    No more puzzles.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 am
    Is the protagonist named "You"?

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 am
    Puzzles are a menacing distraction.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 am
    Or "Yuu" or some shit

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 am
    As we've discovered.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 am
    Bravely Second: End Layer

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 am
    "Hopefully I'll be back to my normal size by E3."
    Well it ended.
    (Going back to get screenshots of Lemmy and stuff from Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon)
    (Sounds like a disease.)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 am
    Yeah I don't have any thoughts.

RawkHawk2010 10:37 am

Bill Trinen pencil Nintendo Direct micro humping

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  1. I was pleased to hear about Bravely Second, even though I still haven't played Bravely Default.

    1. Where did my reply go?? o_o


      1) I love turn-based RPGs, 2) I loved the Bravely Default demo, and 3) Bravely Default got great reviews. So I expect to love the game and want its sequel.

    2. The NSA stole it.

      1. True.
      2. .....(I still haven't played the demo.)
      3. So you're gonna buy Bravely Default before Bravely Second comes out or after? What if the sequel sucks? Will you still get the first?

    3. I actually have Bravely Default (got it as a present!), but haven't had time to play it yet.

    4. ...Oh, I definitely know that feeling.

      RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
      I heard they brought the hunger system back.

      Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
      It was gone? <.<

      RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
      So maybe they'll fix all the problems.

    5. :P

      I still haven't played any of the Mystery Dungeon games.

    6. Don't feel bad I haven't played PMD Gates to Infinity yet.

      I still haven't played FE: Awakening and I bought that two years ago.

    7. I... have too many instances of unplayed games to start listing them. xD


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