KoopaTV's Bethesda E3 2015 Conference LIVE REACTIONS!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Plus, BONUS! Live reactions to the Greg Gutfeld Show!

For the last article of the night...KoopaTV watched all of the Bethesda E3 2015 Conference! It's their first-ever!

It's also the third-ever episode of The Greg Gutfeld show, both on at the same timeslot: 10 PM Eastern. So we... live-reacted to both. At the same time. Nintendork 13 13 (me) and RawkHawk2010 (him) had both Twitch and Fox News on simultaneously, while breezinabout (Vortexica) had a more traditional E3 live-reacting experience.

Greg Gutfeld is scared of the robot.

 So, here we go!

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
    NWC stream ended.
    Alright.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    http://video.foxnews.com/v/1241186546001/fox-news-channel/?#sp=watch-live
    You can watch live here
    apparently?
    I-I mean
    http://www.twitch.tv/bethesda
    Bethesda!

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    My body is not ready.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    Mine ain't either
    Dude I can't do both at the same time
    My ears and mind can't handle it

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:59 pm
    It's not like I even have a choice, lol.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    HERE we are.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    Gutfeld started!

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    I'M DOING IT

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    In car with Lou Dobbs
    Greg forgot his bag
    peanut butter sandwich
    And Kremling
    and shark
    and unicorn
    and Aquamentus
    And Kremling

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    Chewnicorn*

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    More self-deprecation.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    Has Bethesda started

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:01 pm
    Nope.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    k

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:01 pm
    Still pre-show waffle.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
  
    Pool party gone wild

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    Dogs in pool

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    Greg got me.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    no black people in sight
    lol
    me too
    Attracts media like free Adderall
    Media plays the tape because it gets pageviews

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    There's a DOOM trailer happening.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    (KoopaTV should try that)

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    Or something.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:03 pm
    All 5 seconds of it

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    If there's a DOOM trailer why do pre-show people keep interrupting
    it's 10:03

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    LEMURS

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    They should've started already
    Nintendo was on-time

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    Fucking Bethesda
    Gutfeld was on-time

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:03 pm
    Adam Sessler still rabbiting on about Doom.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    Nintendo was on-time
    "PERIOD"
    Jonah Goldberg
    and
    Joanne Nochdhjinwndbf
    (KoopaTV follows her on Twitter)

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    "so smart his IQ requires a comma"
    huh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    Gutfeld's theory is that news that has videos
    gets the coverage
    while non-audiovisual news like computer hacking

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:05 pm
    'K it's starting.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    don't get the news
    crap
    Creepy Bethesda devs

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    was that zoe quinn

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    or creepy Fox News people
    wot do I put my ears and eyes on
    I'll put my eyes on Bethesda
    and ears on Gutfeld
    "At Fox News we like to blame the millenials"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:06 pm
    "Are YOU ready?!"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    Gutfeld cross-dressers

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:06 pm
    Meh...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    "sooner or later we're all gonna be leaked"

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    #GamerGate

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    Some dude is hitting himself in the head with a hammer
    on Bethesda
    "I will steal that for The Five on Monday, or Tuesday, whenever I do that show."

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    Some NAAPC president got outed as a white woman.
    On Gutfeld.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    "Are you African-American?"
    "I... don't understand the question."

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    There's some Latin singing in Bethesda
    And some unimportant guy talking
    Pete Hines
    VP of PR & Marketing
    (so he's evil)
    Bethesda wants us to use #BE3
    Bethesda won't hand out statues
    (see the Nintendo World Championships where one statue is handed out, which was the previous article)
    Bethesda cognisant of both Twitch and timezones.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:09 pm
    Almost quoted the Truman Show doing so.

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    "I am no different from a cow" - Greg

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    Gutfeld is no different than a cow
    mooo
    ^_^
    "It's MY identity!"
    "I may be a giant overgrown hairy ferret"

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    LIBERAL PANEL NOT DEAD

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    Liberal panel not dead!
    Bethesda has some DOOM thing
    "Laughifrcan American"
    - Liberal Panel

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    what if the bethesda conference has a liberal panel too

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    Well the Nintendo World Championships did

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    hahahahaha

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    Marty Stratton exec producer of id SOFTWARE

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:11 pm
    I didn't know Bethesda bought id

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    Katherine Timpf on Gutfeld

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:11 pm
    If that's even what happened...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    Apparently Bethesda is pretty big

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    Big enough to have their own conference.

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    "At least I am not Rachel Dolezal."
    "At least I am not Rachel Jeantel."

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    Dude is promoting big guns on Bethesda
    You're on Mars
    "Activated to do one thing: Kill demons"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:12 pm
    Again.
    For both points.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    With a shotgun

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
    lol Nosuchinsky's grimace when talking about NAACP white girl's art skills.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    Gutfeld on the campaign trail

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
    Whoa!

They put a ton of effort into the details...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    I got a gross screencap
    Ted Cruz has a wild imagination

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
    "Will Ted Cruz continue to turn his back on the camera?"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:14 pm
    Imps still throw fireballs, then.

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    Wasn't that an original observation of ours?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    I forgot
    Commercial

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    Cruz's back-turning?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    finally

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    I think it was.
    jkzxozsssssssssssssssw3

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    Full attention to DOOM

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    AHAHAH
    FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    dead guy
    Robbing dead guy

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
    SUPER SHOTGUN

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    I literally fell out of my chair in my scurry to get back to the Bethesda conference.
    In our limited commercial time.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
    Hahaha.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    lol
    Woah
    Demon teleports outta nowhere
    and immediately dies

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    Oh hey it's a gun.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
    Revenant

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    Mars seems like a crappy place.
    Why does everyone wanna go there?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    It's apparently filled with
    Earth physics.
    And creepy demons.

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    Because girls are from Venus.
    #GamerGate

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    And Earth infrastructure
    Plasma Rifle

"Plasma rifle" just sounds cool, right?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:17 pm
    Dayum

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    This is like

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:17 pm
    Neck snap

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    first-person shooting Mortal Kombat
    Demon computers
    Security clearance

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:17 pm
    Hey

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    Dude has the same hand as a demon

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:17 pm
    Someone on NS2 just said the same thing.
    About MK

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    Gutfeld back
    Gutfeld wants to look like "six million dollars"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    Lee Majors helping Gutfeld's wardrobe

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
    Frickin' ripped a man's arm off.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    Are these "men"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:19 pm
    It was a dead man, yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    Chainsaw
    Gutfeld mentioned Seinfeld
    Don't perform at colleges
    Got chainsaw screencap

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:19 pm
    ...Canned kill animations?

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 pm
    Liberal professors terrified of liberal students.
    Sounds like a good Mario Maker level.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    "thank you"

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    End of DOOM.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:21 pm
    Talkin' bout multiplayer.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    DOOM multiplayer
    Gutfeld saying jokes moved from "offensive" to "mean"
    Biggest threat to free speech
    are the benefactors of free speech.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:22 pm
    So it's versus rather than some horde mode. 'K.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    "Hours of great entertainment" in DOOM

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    But not "hours upon hours"?

 RawkHawk2010 10:22 pm
    *trigger warning*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    Just "hours"?

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
    Gutfeld talking about trigger warnings while blood is gushing all across the DOOM screen.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
    Or so there is a horde mode.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    lol
    Apparently players can customise things
    And they're making a big deal
    "Snapmap"
    Gutfeld says it's not "what you say, but who says it"
    (KoopaTV observed that)
    DOOM has map maker
    And sharing with friends "or others around the world"

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
    #liberalpanel

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:24 pm
    They're really opening up the possibilities here.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    You know what'd really be good?
    If they had a DOOM World Championships
    And had players on-stage
    play the custom stuff.
    yup

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    Are robots lulling us into a false sense of security?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    Gutfeld to commercial

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:25 pm
    "Welcome to Hell"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    We're in hell?
    Looks pretty tame.
    Or like Battalion Wars II in the past.
    Actually Hell kinda looks like wot they think Mars looks like.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    Looks like Titania.

HEAVY ASSAULT RIFLE GO!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    Bethesda really wants to show the chainsaw.
    Pentagram
    Heavy Assault rifle
    Low health warning
    oh nevermind

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:28 pm
    Rocket launcher's back.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    Nope, Super Shotgun
    nope Plasma Rifle
    "Real-time weapon change" was sooo 2006
    What's next, a Giant Enemy Crab?

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
    Looks like Kraid.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    ya

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    I can't tell

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    oh god we're only halfway done.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    does weapon-change slow down time
    or does it pause?
    Gutfeld

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:29 pm
    Slow, I think

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    "Robots are going to kill us all"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:29 pm
    I HOPE

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    (No, DOOM demons will)

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    I've perceived so much it feels like it's been hours.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    Robots falling over

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    Gutfeld's first laugh track.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    Gutfeld laugh track

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:29 pm
    Yeah, looks like a slow down.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    "Maybe they're drunk."

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    That was a fantastic segment.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    oh I got screencap of DOOM Hell boss

We're in disagreement over what this thing actually is. Let us know in the comments.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:30 pm
    Quick glimpse of the Cyberdemon(?) and end.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    Cyberdemon?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:30 pm
    I'm guessing that's what it is.

 RawkHawk2010 10:31 pm
    "if dinosaurs actually existed but that's for another time"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:31 pm
    Or a Hell Duke or something.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    Gutfeld says his head will be frozen in a locker
    Fox Business contributor claims robots are good at heart
    Bethesda has something called Bethesda.net
    "The heart of all things Bethesda"
    Integrating games and their websites

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:32 pm
    So it's like everything Bethesda under one online roof.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    Gutfeld says we'll have robots as pets
    You don't have to feed them.
    Battlecry on Bethesda now

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    Sign-ups for global beta

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    what is this game
    is this team fortress

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:33 pm
    Battlecry... Am I supposed to have heard of this series?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    Gutfeld offers to replace Joanne with a robot
    yes

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:33 pm
    It's not Battlefield...
    Hm...
    It's not Far Cry...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    Robots will teach one another to print 3D guns
    and then become terminators
    (That's Gutfeld)
    This Battlecry is basically Team Fortress
    Robots will then develop their own rights groups
    And become activists

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:34 pm
    "Team Based Action Combat"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    Gutfeld is a robophobe

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    People will be married to robots.

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    I'd marry a robot.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:35 pm
    Next up, Dishonoured 2?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    yes
    Gutfeld doesn't know how to tie a tie.
    (Just like me.)
    Gutfeld calls it a "trick tie' when he fails.
    Gutfeld settles for clip-on
    commercial

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
    Functionally unstable.
    Just like Ludwig's browser.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    dude jumps over a roof

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    oh shut up
    wtf is that
    ewwwwww
    Bethesda showing some roaches in an alleyway
    or maggots
    or something
    Oh
    Trying to assassinate creepy person
    "Nothing is an accident. Everything is emotion."  - creep

This guy looks very friendly.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:38 pm
    Does he have robot bodyguards?

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    Robots.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    ROBOTS
    IT CONNECTS

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    This actually looks cool.
    THEY'RE SELF-AWARE.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    it's a computer-generated trailer
    "Think before you strike!"

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    This dude reminds me of Waluigi.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    This girl reminds me of Midna
    so the dude is Zant
    Dishonoured 2
    erm
    Dishonored
    gotta spell it that way to get page views

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:39 pm
    Those darkness tendrils remind me of the tentacle demon things in The Darkness.

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    I never knew there was a Dishonored 1.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    "We'll tell you more as soon as we can."
    "Coming for PC, Xbox One, PS4.........thank you very much."
    Arkane Studios
    Also making "Dishonored Definitive Edition"
    Comes with all Dishonored DLC and graphics-upgrade
    Gutfeld

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    "Thank you and enjoy the rest of the show."

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    *Gutfeld comes back on immediately afterwards*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    Talking about bionic boy

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    Talking about bigfoot.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    Bethesda talking about Elder Scrolls

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    And chicken nuggets.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
    "I win because I have the answers." "It's your show." "Yeah, that's the whole point of having my own show."

 RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
    Halopalooza
    Halo...palooza.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
    Gutfeld on music festivals

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:42 pm
    Very tempted to finally get around to playing Dishonored by picking up the Definitive Edition when it comes out.
    But anyway, Elder Scrolls...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    "Benefits of music festivals"
    Elder Scrolls showing a walrus

 RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
    Oh, it's "Hallapalooza"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    Not "cultural appropriation" but "cultural appreciation"
    Elder Scrolls Online some subtitle
    With a handprint that says "we know"
    is that dude holding a Wii U

"Oh, Wii U? What's that? This is just an ordinary tablet."

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    What's our opinion on organic tacos?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:44 pm
    I suppose an announcement of Elder Scolls VI is just too much to ask.
    Same as my opinion on all organic food.
    In that I won't eat it.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    Yeah, it tastes like mug, drugs, and bodily fluids.
    d*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    (speaking of mugs...)

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:45 pm
    :-D

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    Elder Scrolls has some ugly dudes
    Gutfeld taking a commercial break

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:45 pm
    "A Strategy Card Game"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    The Elder Scrolls Legends
    A strategy card game

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:45 pm
    Yes, another one.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    Free-to-play
    Available on PC and iPad

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/yMNzwGc.png

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:46 pm
    More competition for Hearthstone.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    How's that mug doing, Vortex?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    End of the showcase?
    One more presentation

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:46 pm
    It's doing fine thanks.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    From Bethesda Game Studios

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:47 pm
    Still working on getting that thing done.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    "We are all here because of this next game"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:47 pm
    Lol, pretending to forget about Fallout.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    I forgot about it.
    <.<

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:47 pm
    Me too actually. >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    One demo of this E3

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:47 pm
    Until he brought it up.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    Come to define "open world gaming"
    Should need no introduction
    here's
    Todd Howard
    Creepy people in audience
    "Look at videogames!"
    There are 490,000 watching
    "Games are important to all of us here"

Todd Howard looking lost.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    (Wish Gutfeld came back right after he said that)
    (but still commercials)

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    "Bethesda" is such an ungraceful name for a company.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    It sounds like a call girl
    Here's gutfeld

 RawkHawk2010 10:50 pm
    op-ed.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
  
    Mansplaining
    Music festivals are great until they're done
    Fallout has a scary thing on the screen
    multiple terminals
    Small details coming together
    Showing some art

 Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
    ew
    More concept art
    op-ed done
    commercial

They really did show several minutes of stuff like this.

 RawkHawk2010 10:52 pm
    "I'm aware of the hypocrisy but went ahead with it anyway because it was fun."
    Good philosophy?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:52 pm
    Still more concept art on Fallout 4
    Do they only have drawings?
    And no actual game?
    Finally done with montage.
    (Bad philosophy)
    "That last image is really important."
    "Our game starts [in the world before the bombs fell]"

 RawkHawk2010 10:53 pm
    Uh oh.
    I spy a character-creator.

Good job, Rawk! You should join the NSA!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:53 pm
    Create your character by sculpting
    in front of your wife

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    black man

 RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
    The death of the video game world, just as robots with our own.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    "and of course you can play as a female"
    Customise your wife

 RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
    (Character creators, not a black man.)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    (lol)
    (Black man made our own world die)

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:54 pm
    That accent.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    (Not game worlds)

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:54 pm
    I approve.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    Can we photoshop the KoopaTV mug
    over the coffee mug in-game
    "MILK ACTIVATE"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
    Gutfeld

 RawkHawk2010 10:56 pm
    Babby's first Fallout.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
    "Email of the Weak"
    "Yours for proper name pronounciation"
    oh Fallout looks like something is happening
    "I don't really have any talents other than shouting." - Gutfeld

 RawkHawk2010 10:57 pm
    First installment of a new Gutfeld segment.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
    Sounds like a videogame plot

 RawkHawk2010 10:57 pm
    (Will it be a disaster?!)

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:58 pm
    "Volumetric lighting"
    ...okay...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:58 pm
    (Snow on the ground in the middle of the desert)
    Gutfeld leaving studio
    Viking

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
    what the fuck is it with the last five minutes of every Gutfeld

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    "You didn't tell me we were going to a costume party." - Gutfeld

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    "Oh. We're not." - Viking
    *drives off*
    Gutfeld done.
    Good show.

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
    For the third time in a row, I have no idea what just happened.
    But yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    They're references
    Meanwhile, Fallout 4 shoots mole rats
    and the audience is cheering

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
    I have some pictures.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
    Of Fallout?

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
    Of the whole experience.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 pm
    It's not over yet.
    all this walking

Dog added after the success of the Call of Duty: Ghosts dog.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 pm
    Dude has a dog
    Like the Call of Duty dog?
    Smart-watch in Fallout 4
    Reminds me of the Poketch
    From
    ..............
    Pokémon
    AHH

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:04 pm
    Is that a DK knock-off?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    DONKEY KONG

This looks familiar...

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:04 pm
    Hahahaha!

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    The watch is called the Pit Boy

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    BETHESDA
    MADE A REAL WATCH
    Coming with a special edition.
    "Yes you can put your phone in it."
    "And yes we made an app for it."
    "It works with the game and it's a second-screen experience."
    Dude bashes second-screen experiences as "stupid gimmicks"

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 pm
    Dat Wii U slam.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
    But calls this gimmick "the best fucking one".
    ya
    (Audience cheers at the swearing)
    So this isn't on Wii U
    so they can sell collector's editions?
    Bethesda making mobile games?
    They loved the iPhone 3

 Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
    So they wanted to make a game for it.
    "Perfect on a touch screen"
    (Not a DS)
    "Fallout Shelter" on mobile
    "Make your own vault"
    Overseer of your own vault.

This is the most fun-looking thing in their entire conference. Fallout Shelter.

 RawkHawk2010 11:07 pm
    that does look kinda cool.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 pm
    ya
    Like a much better Project Guard

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:07 pm
    But will it be microtransaction-ridden?

 RawkHawk2010 11:07 pm
    Inspired by an odd little RPG called "Progress Quest"

 Nintendork 13 13 11:08 pm
    (He told us to look it up)

 RawkHawk2010 11:08 pm
    Is that the antithesis of "Depression Quest"?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:08 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 pm
    wtf they have
    uh
    Reproduction
  
    So it's
    Tomodachi Life?
    <.<
    "Is going to be free"
    "Don't worry there are no paywall timers"
    "You don't need an Internet connection"
    "Do let you buy more lunchboxes if you want more loot."
    Wot's most exciting is to work with folks at Apple
    But even more exciting
    "This game is coming on the App Store TONIGHT."

How will liberals react to this screenshot?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 pm
    When playing Fallout 4
    you can build and tear down structures.
    In real-time.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:11 pm
    Fallout: The Sims

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 pm
    "Making it your own experience."
    Oh I thought he was gonna say you can spawn the illegal immigrant

 Nintendork 13 13 11:13 pm
    "Many large sites where we can let you build"
    Optional part of the game.
    WOAH
    Fallout mascot
    looking like Mega Man
    Vault Boy
    Building baseball bats

We all agree this is a Mega Man reference right?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 pm
    from assault rifles
    I dunno

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:16 pm
    Power Armour?!

 Nintendork 13 13 11:16 pm
    Modify your own power armour
    montage of
    uh
    something

You can customise this too. Have fun?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:17 pm
    shooting things to a song
    plus dog.
    still going
    Lots of explosions
    boooom
    atom booooommb
    FALLOUT 4
    "It's good to be back."

 Nintendork 13 13 11:20 pm
    Fallout 4 coming out
    November 10
    "this week"
    (he meant "year")
    November 10 2015
    First Bethesda dude comes back
    Fallout Shelter available when this log is published!

 RawkHawk2010 11:22 pm
    Bethesda amiibo?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:22 pm
    wtf Bethesda amiibo

 Nintendork 13 13 11:22 pm
    "Pick up your set of figures on your way out tonight."
    Giving them away on the post-show
    (we're not covering that)

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:23 pm
    I feel like this is another dig at Nintendo.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:23 pm
    ya

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:23 pm
    "We can give ours away for free!"

 Nintendork 13 13 11:24 pm
    ya
    Well
    That was better than I expected.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:24 pm
    The Bethesda amiibo are made of Vinyl.

We're calling these amiibo.

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