KoopaTV's Bethesda E3 2016 Conference Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Featuring delays, a screaming sociopath fangirl, and rainbow ribbon pins.

We treated Bethesda pretty poorly last year. It was their first time doing an E3, and we didn't take 'em seriously. Bethesda fanboys and fangirls roundly criticised KoopaTV's coverage, and believe me, they're LOUD.

Now all of those fanboys and fangirls are in the audience for Bethesda's E3 2016 presentation. Will we be able to survive and actually have a good time, or will we say a bunch of Star Fox 64 quotes to try to stay sane? I'm Nintendork 13 13, RawkHawk2010 is RawkHawk2010, and breezinabout is Vortexica.

RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
    got the stream up

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    Me too.

 RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
    got an apple in my mouth

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    I have a glass of milk.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:00 pm
    I just ate salmon sandwiches. :D
    guess we're all set.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    10 PM!

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    do y'all pronounce it salmon or samon

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    The stream's countdown ended.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:00 pm
    Silent L.
    Like you.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    No L.
    Like "sad man"
    With no d.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    All I remember from Bethesda in 2015 was their amiibo knockoffs.

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    i say it like sam mun

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    And Fallout Shelter on mobile.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:01 pm
    I recall Doom.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    I guess we were busy watching the Greg Gutfeld Show. <_<

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    are we doing that again

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    No.

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    k lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    We hazed Bethesda that time because it was their first E3.
    Now they're an E3 veteran.
    So we gotta give them some respect.

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUWfivN4DnxOj-8NaPyQ0yjh6sXD10BNwOa-bB7TZRUK0xoirXov-N9dZhw6B8hVTHMlLjS1apB8oLui6c8mZvDt9h2uKcbK0Vb8WZ8Tx6itOMslNQGRLVqeiqcCCV_1mT29MT21vsCXuP/s1600/Bethesda-GregGutfeld.jpg
    I took that.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    ...And just like the other E3 veterans, they're late.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:02 pm
    Gotta respect our veterans.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    Why is my name invisible?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:03 pm
    I see it.

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    because it's black on dark blue

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:03 pm
    But then I think I'm on a different version of AIM to you.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    Does it still look like that?

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    My name colour is this pretty ugly olive colour.
    You and Vortex are green.
    Wait I dunno wot "olive" is as a colour.
    It's the brown-tinted olive.
    "Bronze Olive"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:04 pm
    You see your name as Nintendork1313 right?

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgspFt_QMCm9GF5lfpAn4tVkzIfztxuToa9Z3YxJHNZ9890hFZCZwvoIa5IlrL5mM2Og3ikSB6RYAES-x-BO-ELu-25XN539BPM_2c-LFw3OLgubCp-CjBuWb7mYyRPHLQnnZ8x2AM3GNUg/s1600/ToddHoward.png

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    I assume for Days 1 and 2 we'll need to be on Nintendo's Twitch.

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    maybe todd howard will be back

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    I see my name as Nintendork 13 13 with spaces there.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:05 pm
    Right. I've never seen that.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    And since I put the logs together that's how the Internet sees it.
    ...breezinabout.
    <_<

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:05 pm
    ;_;

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    I wonder if you've gotten any e-mails to that.
    As a result of your log appearances.
    (The hell is this music?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    i hear animu girls

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    Is this gonna go with Ace Attorney opening?

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcARPWpyGc0

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    "Suunnnnnlight is not enough. We could burn like a flame through the atmospheeeere. ♪"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:06 pm
    Phoenix.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    Putting that into Google says it's
    "Astronaut - Apollo"

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    ...lol.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    SO IT IS PHOENIX WRIGHT RELATED.
    APOLLO.

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    It turned into WEIRD DUBSTEP SHIT
    I HEARD WARP PIPES

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    AND TOILET SOUNDS

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    Can't listen to dubstep without flushing it down the toilet.

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    hey-i

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    EA started 8 minutes late.

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    o*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    Bethesda now tied.
    Maybe we should haze them again.

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    maybe they're censoring stuff

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    Since they didn't seem to learn respect for their upper classmen.
    (Or the audience.)
    Bethesda officially more late than EA.
    And EA is SUPPOSED to be rude.

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7737w4W_k

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    ha
    Gonna update the KoopaTV Schedule with the *accurate* begin times for EA.
    (And hopefully SOON Bethesda?)
    They're so late they're actually moving to a new song.
    "For now you can stay"
    - the song

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    Jerks.
    I'm going to run out of milk and the conference hasn't even started.

Spoiler Alert: Here's what they show during the show. When it starts.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:11 pm
    I like how this has become reacting to the pre-show songs.
    Since there's no show to react to.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    A large portion of the EA log was before the conference started.

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    this reminds me of Dreams of an Absolution

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    aka Silver's theme from Sonic 06
    Except bad.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    Music quieting.
    Abrupt stop.
    That's gotta be a good sign.

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    It's quiet.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:12 pm
    *Waits for next song to start*

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    Too quiet.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    Too quiet.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:12 pm
    Perhaps they're having technical difficulties.

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    Can somebody take care of it?!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    Be careful, it's a trap!
    ...
    Caimen here. No problems.

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    Maybe Bethesda's ship is in the docking bay.
    They're monkey food if they don't come.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    This is really starting to tick me off!

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
    This show'd better be a cracker after this wait...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    (what is that a quote of??)

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:16 pm
    Huh? Nothing.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    Something's wrong with the G-diffuser!
    Everybody, stay alert!
    oh shit

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:17 pm
    WHOA

I should've stayed alert, 'cause I got totally surprised by this sudden countdown!

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
    It's about time you showed up, Bethesda!

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:17 pm
    Theme of this E3: No segues.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    I can see the look on their stupid faces.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    Things are starting to heat up.

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
    That reward's as good as his!
    WTF
    IS THAT VELA
    FROM JET FORCE GEMINI?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    What the heck?
    No way! I don't believe it!

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    I really thought that was Vela from Jet Force Gemini.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    ...oh can I stop quoting now?
    This guy has a gay ribbon.
    "Yes, Quake is back."

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 pm
    Can't let you do that, Ludw-*shot*
    "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    I have an amazing screenshot of Tim Willits.

Amazing screenshot of Tim Willits right here.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    Quake Champions is the name.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:21 pm
    "I'd better pause for some applause!"

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    is that ribbon because of omar

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    Because of Omar's VICTIMS.
    The delay was probably spent trying to get that thing on.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:21 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    This guy is spouting nonsense.

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    lololololol

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:22 pm
    I'd love to see it just ping off his lapel now.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    "Allowing YOU *points to left side of the stage* to fight how YOU *points to right side of the stage* want."
    Advertising Quakecon in August.

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 pm
    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU, quake dat soulja boy

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    Introducing Pete Heinz, global vice president of PR and marketing at Bethe-..
    THEY ALL HAVE PINS
    THEY ALL HAVE RAINBOW PINS
    Now I'm convinced the delay was for that.
    (Twitch's stream is less than 40,000 people.)

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
    "We're not at Quakecon, we're at E3" *exasperated sigh*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    His name is "Pete Hines" officially. That jerk Aaryn guy makes me think everyone has a 'y'.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:24 pm
    "MMO of the year"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    Fallout Shelter "instant hit" and won multiple awards.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:24 pm
    Well it didn't have much competition, did it?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    These applauding people are annoying.
    Especially the fangirl.

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 pm
    >bethesda fangirls

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    best graphics and gameplay EVER
    ever ever ever
    on any platform

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    The Elder Scrolls Legends a free-to-play collectible card game.
    "I'm a huge fan of these games I play them a lot."
    (Hearthstone?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    The Elder's Claw

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    Opening cinematic = explosion
    within an eye
    to fade.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    oh shit I forgot I played Hearthstone.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    Within an owl.
    On an old man.

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    I totally played Hearthstone.
    Huh, weird.
    furries

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    Do you think Hines was talking about Hearthstone?

 RawkHawk2010 10:26 pm
    "Patience, nog."

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:26 pm
    I've been playing Hearthstone a lot recently.

I hope Rowlet doesn't evolve into this thing.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    my stream died

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:26 pm
    ...
    Mine too
    Oh dear.

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
    Jeez louise!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    I screenshotted right before it died

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    I thought my screenshot killed it.
    Of the owl.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:27 pm
    I briefly saw bluescreen.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    We're back.
    A map is on fire.

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
    YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT BETHESDAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    *explosion*
    "YOU GO FIRST"
    Did he say

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:28 pm
    Yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    "eye-eye" for AI?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:28 pm
    He did.

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
    Must be a Super Monkey Ball fan.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:28 pm
    This guy's stumbling all over the place.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    This is how I'd do a presentation.
    Except ironically.

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
    "THANK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:29 pm
    CCG is not a new genre.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    "or have never played a game before, it's a game we think you'll enjoy."

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:29 pm
    Idiot.

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    "while we're on the topic of...legends..."

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    Todd Howard?

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    *segues to canceled game*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    Oh crap cosplay shots of girls with giant guns pointed to camera.
    I guess they have elevators as DLC?

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    I didn't even know this...uh...existed.
    any of this...stuff.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    Due next week.
    "Experiment on dwellers" this July2016.

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    roach
    print screen that bug

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    Uh...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    You should've told me that before it disappeared.

 RawkHawk2010 10:31 pm
    "It's all over but the cryin'"
    That was a shoutout to Bernie fans.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    Fallout Shelter has over 50 million downloads and plays?
    Miitomo looks scrubby compared to that.
    woaah

 RawkHawk2010 10:31 pm
    Do we think Todd Howard is a closet rapist?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    It's coming to PC!
    July 2016!

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
    He looks like he's got some secrets.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    I like that!
    (no)
    Porting their mobile garbage to non-mobile!
    More dudes should o that.
    *do
    Oh hey they're announcing something new.

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
    I'm more anti-mobile than I was this same time last year.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    On the PS3?
    And the PS4?
  

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
    After realizing how much space this mobile ship actually takes up, data wise.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    And the Xbox 360?
    And the Xbox One?

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
    SHIT*

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:32 pm
    Skyrim Remastered?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    And the Remastered Art and Sound Effects?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    Skyrim: Special Edition.

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    Less remastered old games plz.
    Total waste of time.
    Sad!

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:33 pm
    I'll stick to Skyrim on PC thanks.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    Arkane Studios dude has a rainbow pin too.

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    His ribbon doesn't look like it's on right.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    And a SNEAK button.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:34 pm
    Oooh, Dishonored.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    Raphael Colantonio.
    Wouldn't get that if  I didn't printscreen him.

Raphael Colantonio doesn't seem very into it. That's a theme.

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 pm
    Austin?
    Retro Studios?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    "It's another first person immersive game"

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    the world's first LOOCH

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    World's first look at whatever this dude does.
    dat arm hair

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    "M. Yu"

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    is the dude from The Last of Us

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    Nah.

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    is this*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    I guess "M" stands for Morgan.
    This dude has some eye problems.
    Addicted to coffee.

 RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
    Is this Groundhog Day?
    okay no seemingly not

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    ew

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:36 pm
    This game's pulling a Groundhog Day.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    Dude's greeting himself in the mirror.
    Loner.
    "PREY"

We give our thoughts and PREY to the Orlando gay bar victims tonight.

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
    "You're not gonna like what I have to say next."

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
    Overrun by an Elliot threat.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    They're showing Prey at Quakecon.
    Prerecorded dude talking about DOOM.

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    Said prerecorded dude is scary.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    "Doom SnapMap" I vaguely remember this from last year?

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    This looks like a political ad.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:39 pm
    Ah, good. SnapMap's been sort of limited from what I've heard.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    ...no it doesn't.

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    when the camera is on the dude it does
    the lighting and zoom

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:39 pm
    From the DOOM PARTY.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    Releasing new modes for free.
    (So everyone who bashed Splatoon's release model will be supporting this?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    They spent more money trying to make the dude look good than the actual game.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    Well too bad I'm not gratifying him with a screenshot.

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    Oh, is Alberta still on fire?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    Dude on the stage looked like he almost fell off the steps.
    I don't think so.

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    shareware

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    "shareware" isn't a synonym for "demo"
    Wot's this dude talking about?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:41 pm
    Maybe it was, back in the day.
    WAY back...

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:41 pm
    Like back when we used to call FPSs "Doom clones".

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    "Please welcome..." *points with one limp finger to the side*
    Matt Firor of The Elder Scrolls Online.
    Also has a rainbow pin.

 RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
    what happens when someone walks out WITHOUT one?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
    (Get the Seinfeld clip)
    "Best MMoji of 2015"

 RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
    (what seinfeld clip)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iV8X8ubGCc
    The AIDS ribbon one.

 RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
    o

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    AHHH THERE WAS A HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT MOMENT

 RawkHawk2010 10:43 pm
    what were those crabs called?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:43 pm
    dunno

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:43 pm
    Mud Crabs.

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    I read that as "mudslimes"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
    There's a dude barking in the audience.
    This fangirl needs to be ejected.]

No idea who this ugly fella is, but it can do the ejecting.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:44 pm
    The audience of so-called industry professionals.

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    She sounds like the Rubio fangirl from that one debate.
    Who screamed like she had been set on fire.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    "And like me, fans everywhere loved it." *points to fangirl*

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
    Dark Brothahood

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    Zelgius: "Take this blade."

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    We need knife control.
    "We're announcing One Tamriel"
    "No level restrictions"
    Fangirl: WhoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhHHHH!!!!!!!!

Did we mention this stream isn't appropriate for young children?

 RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
    This audience is nothing but donors and special interests.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
    lol
    "Thanks everyone."

 Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
    Fanboy: Thank YOU!!!

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb were here?
    We just had bad music playing.

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    I thought they were completely irrelevant.
    Blink 182? XD

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    "Special performances by Blink 182"
    wtf?
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    XD

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    "Bethesda VR. OOOOOOOOOOOH~~~!!" - dude

OOOH! Bethesda VR! *swoons*

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    what the fuck is wrong with this dude

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:50 pm
    I was expecting that, actually.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
    Must be the pin.
    The "OOOH!"?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
    Fallout 4 VR.
    Fanboy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
    This is how I'd imagine a real-time NeoGAF would be like.
    They're checking in with Adam and Morgan?

 RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
    Adam and Morgan

 Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
    With pins.

 RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
    I literally haven't seen these people in years.

Morgan Webb and Adam Sessler are alive...?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:52 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:52 pm
    This is bizarre.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:52 pm
    "We will see you guys in a few minutes."
    Oh, they're gonna end at 11 PM despite being what, 20 minutes late?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:52 pm
    Dishonored 2.

 RawkHawk2010 10:52 pm
    "Sorry I couldn't help myself! Teehee~!"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:53 pm
    Last year, there were robots.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:53 pm
    This dude also has a rainbow pin, but the positioning seems... low.
    Harvey Smith.

 RawkHawk2010 10:53 pm
    He's flying his at half-mast.
    And I don't just mean his pin.
    c:

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    Wait, is the guy still narrating?
    Or is the narration pre-recorded?

 RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
    I thought that character was talking.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    "Carnaca, the jewel of the South."
    (Certainly not OUR South.)

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:55 pm
    Narration sounds live to me.

 RawkHawk2010 10:55 pm
    lol
    Carnaca, Alabama

 Nintendork 13 13 10:55 pm
    "The same is true to our approach to audio." Is that why he's live-narrating?

 RawkHawk2010 10:56 pm
    print screen those bugs

 Nintendork 13 13 10:56 pm
    Wot's with you and insects?
    Are you hungry?
    wtf dude randomly jumped

 RawkHawk2010 10:56 pm
    I LIKE BUGS OKAY

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:57 pm
    Bugthesda.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
    "All right there you go your first look at Dishonored 2. (Please let me leave.)"

 RawkHawk2010 10:57 pm
    i didn't even know there was a dishonored 1 tbh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:58 pm
    They're haunted by a 25 year old girl.
    Emily Caldwin?
    Maybe Emyly Caldwyn
    "Father" looks like the freaking presenter.

This guy is a self-insert modeled after the developers. And the girl's name is Emily Kaldwin.

 RawkHawk2010 10:59 pm
    rabble-rousers
    This empress's voice is like velvet.
    She sounds like Ivanka Trump.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
    Trying to pass laws.
    wtf live narrator

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
    That dude standing by the chair looked like Anderson Cooper btw.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    "Fully voiced this time" so why the live narrator?

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
    I like that fall damage yell that happened during the middle of the narration
    "whoever you choose to playOOOOOOOF"

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    "Dishonred is known for its unscripted experiences"
    Oh, that's why it's live narrated.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:01 pm
    Get that guy some water.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
    "Militant religious" called the "Overseers"
    As opposed to "ISIS"?
    "Taxes" written on the wall.
    I expect Rawk to want me to print-screen the rats.

 RawkHawk2010 11:02 pm
    yes
    did he just Instant Transmit

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 pm
    wtf dude teleported

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:03 pm
    Yeah, that's a mechanic in this series.

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
    That death looked...

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:03 pm
    That instant blink.

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
    ...well it wasn't self-defense, for sure.

Let's have a trial on whether or not this was self-defence or something else. Where's Mark O'Mara and Don West?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
    "A random storm hits and Emily comments on it"
    *Emily is silent*

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    wind-powered game scenarios
    very progressive

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    dat ass-shot

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:04 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    I heard the fangirl in the audience laughing.

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 pm
    So she's a sociopath?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
    I'm sure she's into that sorta thing.

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 pm
    Oh, it's just a kink.
    Gregg Bayles

 Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
    "Overseer (dead)"

 RawkHawk2010 11:06 pm
    This reminds me of BioShock Infinite.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
    Is that bad?

 RawkHawk2010 11:06 pm
    Well it's not good.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 pm
    That domino power sounds terrifying.

 RawkHawk2010 11:07 pm
    I can see us being kept totally in the dark regarding the story until the last 30 minutes
    So it can be all "cryptic"

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 pm
    Yikes.

 RawkHawk2010 11:08 pm
    A Crack in the Slab

 Nintendork 13 13 11:08 pm
    Oh, another gameplay session.
    (After the live pre-narration)

 RawkHawk2010 11:08 pm
    A Gap in the Crag

 Nintendork 13 13 11:08 pm
    With random unexplained time travel.

 RawkHawk2010 11:08 pm
    (You remember that?)

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 pm
    (is that an SPM reference?)

 RawkHawk2010 11:09 pm
    (yes)

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 pm
    (SPM is the only thing I associated with "crag")

 RawkHawk2010 11:09 pm
    there was PMD dungeon called Craggy _____
    was a*

 Nintendork 13 13 11:10 pm
    This guard is confused.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:10 pm
    *deep breath* "We hope you're going to love the game as much as we do."
    Dishonored 2 releases November 11 2016.

 RawkHawk2010 11:11 pm
    ..............

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 pm
    "Good NIGHT."
    Dude's really crabby about that night.

 RawkHawk2010 11:11 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 pm
    He really didn't wanna be there.

 RawkHawk2010 11:11 pm
    FLIES

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 pm
    got screenshot of the bugs

 RawkHawk2010 11:11 pm
    DID YOU GET
    yay

Hope you have a nice dinner, Rawk.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:11 pm
    EWW, that shark.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 pm
    Freak.
    <_<

 RawkHawk2010 11:11 pm
    "is it over now"
    what that guy's thinking

 Nintendork 13 13 11:12 pm
    He said "we have one last thing to show you" at least twice.
    "Take back what's yours"
    Can I have my time back?
    Really mellow applause.
    "Can I have another round of applause for the very shy and took-off Harvey Smith?"
    ("please clap")

 RawkHawk2010 11:14 pm
    lololololol

 RawkHawk2010 11:14 pm
    "As we saw with Fallout 4........you probably won't get one."
    Fuck Collector's Editions.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:14 pm
    "remastered for the current generation of consoles. ...............cool."

 RawkHawk2010 11:14 pm
    No one asks for those.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 pm
    The sociopath fangirl probably did.
    "Would you please welcome me? ...erm, join me."
    Fangirl SCREAMING.
    "Thank you very much. That...was...great."
    The audience gets special t-shirts.
    Fangirl must be super-psyched.

 RawkHawk2010 11:16 pm
    Everyone's getting a free SHIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRT!

 Nintendork 13 13 11:16 pm
    "Adam and Morgan have free t-shirts to give away."

 RawkHawk2010 11:16 pm
    They're in a hangar?
    Like, for planes?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:16 pm
    Ya.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:16 pm
    They have a second half of the stream with Adam and Morgan?
    Screw that.

 RawkHawk2010 11:16 pm
    audience is trying to get out FAST

 Nintendork 13 13 11:16 pm
    "for about the next hour"
    We need to get out of here FAST.
    Ah, Twitch cut it off.
    Phew.
    Thanks, Twitch!

 RawkHawk2010 11:17 pm
    Bethesda fangirl screamed REEEAAAL good before she DIED.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:17 pm
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    lol


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