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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Nintendo Treehouse Live E3 2016: Day 2 — Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Ludwig got sick by the weeaboo-ism.

RawkHawk2010 has never seen Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE before in action. Ludwig has and doesn't like it.

If you don't know who is who by now in this log you're a loser and can't pay attention.

Nintendork 13 13 5:22 pm

 RawkHawk2010 5:22 pm
    this is my first time ever watching gameplay of this

 Nintendork 13 13 5:22 pm
    (Don't forget Audrey)
    I've seen gameplay of it last year at Treehouse Live.
    "Hardcore JRPG from the people at Atlus."
    I was sickened last year.

 RawkHawk2010 5:23 pm
    So this is what I bought SMTIV three years ago for.
    ...And it was complete shit.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:23 pm
    "If anyone's a Fire Emblem fan, you'll find Easter Eggs all over the place."

 RawkHawk2010 5:23 pm
    (Not that I got more than an hour into the game but that's cuz the characters were far too hideous.)

 Nintendork 13 13 5:24 pm
    Tharja was name-dropped.
    Well, you can provide the commentary here.

 RawkHawk2010 5:25 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 5:25 pm
    Chrom and Tharja.
    Fighting Bord and Cord from the first  Fire Emblem.
    (Or Shadow Dragon.)
    "Tsubasa is learning how to be cute."
    "Seducing Pose"
Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE Chrom Tharja Fire Emblem Awakening mirage golems clay
Chrom on the left, Tharja on the right. Fire Emblem: Awakening trash.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:26 pm
    You could not get more weeaboo trash than this, dude.

 RawkHawk2010 5:27 pm
    ^ All I remember about Tharja

 Nintendork 13 13 5:27 pm
    Apparently the battle system is loaded with mechanics and is very deep and complicated.

 RawkHawk2010 5:28 pm
    At least this gameplay is cinematic.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:28 pm
    I feel sick.

 RawkHawk2010 5:28 pm
    Because of the game?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:28 pm
    ...Probably not but I'll say yes. 5:28 pm
    I feel lost watching this.

 RawkHawk2010 5:28 pm
    I definitely have no idea what's happening.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:29 pm
    The currency is yen.

 RawkHawk2010 5:29 pm
    And that's probably sickness-inducing.
    There's also potential for death here.
    According to someone who just said that.
    What's the difference between yen and zeni?
    Is this supposed to be the Black Knight?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:30 pm
    I dunno, you're the one sponsoring this.
    That? No.
    That's supposed to be Bord and/or Cord.
    From Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon.

 RawkHawk2010 5:30 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 5:30 pm
    They were Fighters.

 RawkHawk2010 5:30 pm
    So Tellius has no representation at all here.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:31 pm
    They were protagonists.

Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE Cord clay mirage golem
Compare this Cord to the picture linked right above.

 RawkHawk2010 5:32 pm
    speed through the dialogue
    the dialogue was the only reason I even wanted to watch this.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:32 pm

 RawkHawk2010 5:32 pm
    The home base is called Fortuna?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:33 pm
    "Fortuna Office"

 RawkHawk2010 5:33 pm
    "Why are ships coming out of the office?!"
    ...what is Tiki from

 Nintendork 13 13 5:33 pm
    Fire Emblem 1.
    She also was in Awakening.
    For some reason.

 RawkHawk2010 5:33 pm
    Was she in PoR/RD?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:34 pm

 RawkHawk2010 5:34 pm
    Was there someone who looked like her?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:34 pm

 RawkHawk2010 5:34 pm
    "Radiant Skill"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:34 pm
    I'm not taking that as a reference.
    Have fun with your in-game music video.
    "Legitimately good J-Pop"

 RawkHawk2010 5:35 pm
    SNOW HALATION 5:35 pm
    "Rewarded", they say.

 RawkHawk2010 5:36 pm
    This is more entertaining than anything else from today tbh.
    The music video I mean.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:36 pm
    I don't want to screenshot this stuff and have it be on my computer.

 RawkHawk2010 5:36 pm
    why not
    You scared of being called a WEEB?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:36 pm

 RawkHawk2010 5:37 pm
    Yet you're swooning over inflated Slimes.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:37 pm

 RawkHawk2010 5:38 pm
    there's a dude up there named "Cain"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:38 pm

 RawkHawk2010 5:38 pm
    Alongside Chrom

 Nintendork 13 13 5:38 pm
    Cain is from Fire Emblem 1 too.
    Of the Cain & Abel archetype fame.
    (Red Cavalier and Green Cavalier)

 RawkHawk2010 5:39 pm
    There was an Abel in FE1 too?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:39 pm

 RawkHawk2010 5:39 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 5:39 pm
    Sheeda and Virion and Draug
    All from FE1 or Awakening.

Chrom Caeda Cain Tharja Virion Draug Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
Chrom, Caeda, Cain, Tharja, Virion, and Draug.

 RawkHawk2010 5:39 pm
    "Radiant Unity"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:40 pm
    ew Chrom

 RawkHawk2010 5:40 pm
    The Master Seal looks like a Smash Ball.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:40 pm
    Chrom is a Conquerer now.

 RawkHawk2010 5:40 pm
    "There's no going wrong with Chrom."

 Nintendork 13 13 5:40 pm
    "There's no going wrong with Chrom"
    "he's amazing"

 RawkHawk2010 5:40 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 5:40 pm
    Nintendo loses E3
    "Chrom has been reborn!"
    Sounds about right.

 RawkHawk2010 5:41 pm
    Yeah, that happened.
    So this is what happened to Chrom in real life?
    He became a Conqueror?
    And conquered NSider 2?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:41 pm
    Yeah I guess?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:42 pm
    This character moving animation...
    Dude's basically running in place.
    They aren't controlling this well.

 RawkHawk2010 5:44 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 5:44 pm
    They also tweeted
    So I wouldn't be associating with this person.

 RawkHawk2010 5:45 pm
    Chrom doesn't seem to mind.
    Since he retweeted them.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:45 pm
    Well, I mean, for us.

 RawkHawk2010 5:45 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 5:45 pm
    What happened to Vortex?
    I assume Kamek is never coming back. 5:46 pm
    Still sat here while my brain leaks out of my ears.

 RawkHawk2010 5:46 pm
    this game looks like it had a huge budget.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:46 pm
    It did.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:47 pm
    It had TWO companies funding it.
    For YEARS.

 RawkHawk2010 5:47 pm
    meanwhile paper mario actually makes money (or used to) and can't even get a story.
    Itsuki is a weeaboo.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:47 pm
    Strawberry Mochi Drinks cost 160 yen.

 RawkHawk2010 5:47 pm
    Look at those kawaii desu ne anime girls on his walls. 5:48 pm
    How sad is it that I'm actually looking forward to them showing Color Splash?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:48 pm
    "They're all worn out, just like us at the end of E3."
    I'm looking forward to it too.

 RawkHawk2010 5:48 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 5:48 pm
    Whatever form it takes I'll at least understand it.

 RawkHawk2010 5:48 pm
    Maybe that was their plan all along.
    To make Color Splash look good. 5:48 pm
    It might actually work.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:49 pm
    That's actually plausible.

 RawkHawk2010 5:49 pm
    Pretty much everything they've shown has been completely alien. 5:49 pm
    I'm liable to be in a more forgiving mode when it comes up.

 RawkHawk2010 5:49 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 5:49 pm
    Well, they kidnapped Kamek. <_<

 RawkHawk2010 5:49 pm
    kiss scene
    print screen

 Nintendork 13 13 5:49 pm
    I'm not watching this

 RawkHawk2010 5:49 pm
    get ready

 Nintendork 13 13 5:49 pm
    wtf is that
    Wot was I supposed to print screen?

 RawkHawk2010 5:50 pm
    this looks like a dude from yu yu hakisho

 Nintendork 13 13 5:50 pm
    "You have like a minute"

Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE Chrom Conqueror Empty Wave Itsuki special attack
Chrom is wearing all of this stuff on the outside to hide that he's a loser on the inside.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:51 pm
    I print-screened the Chrom special move by accident. :-(

 RawkHawk2010 5:52 pm
    Gird your loins, boys.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:52 pm

You actually really, really want to see Paper Mario: Color Splash's log. Stay tuned. Seriously. These other logs suck but this one DOES NOT. Ludwig's body isn't actually ready, either.

Ludwig thinks slimes are great though. Read about that in the previous log.
Here is that next log the footer hyped.
Here is this game's reaction log from 2015's Treehouse Live, but called Genei Ibun Roku #FE.

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