By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Get the historically worst one out of the way.
It is the first live reaction log brought to you by KoopaTV for E3 2016! Wow! It's awesome to be doing this with y'all again, and for the first time ever, we start off with Electronic Arts.
I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is himself, and Vortexica is breezinabout. We have some fun thoughts.
Nintendork 13 13 3:29 pm
Oh hey
Twitch updated.
Day -1
Day 0
Day 1
Maybe next year we'll have a Day -2.
RawkHawk2010 3:38 pm
back
someone somewhere asked what the difference between a kink and a fetish was
someone replied "a kink is a feather, a fetish is the whole chicken."
RawkHawk2010 3:43 pm
has it started yet
RawkHawk2010 3:50 pm
WHERE YOU AT
breezinabout@msn.com 3:50 pm
Yo.
RawkHawk2010 3:50 pm
yo
Nintendork 13 13 3:52 pm
I'm here.
Yo, Vortex.
http://www.koopatv.org/2016/06/e3-week-2016-schedule.html
I got the stream right on the page.
breezinabout@msn.com 3:52 pm
Oh, thanks.
Nintendork 13 13 3:53 pm
That's the best thing I've done all day.
Not counting whatever the hell was going on in this Blast at 1 AM.
Or 2 AM.
breezinabout@msn.com 3:54 pm
Gonna make myself some coffee and try to wake up a bit more before this starts.
Nintendork 13 13 3:54 pm
'kay.
Nintendork 13 13 3:54 pm
EA might put you back to sleep, though.
RawkHawk2010 3:54 pm
i got Dew
Nintendork 13 13 3:54 pm
It's better than them being in the middle of Monday.
RawkHawk2010 3:55 pm
*in farmer voice* "DEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW-YYYYYYYYYY"
Nintendork 13 13 3:55 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Saa3BNDiuCo
Will EA have anything better than Ace Attorney Anime with Rescue Girl?
Taking bets.
(crap I dropped a raisin)
RawkHawk2010 3:56 pm
Not taking bets!
Kamek and Vortex can, though.
Nintendork 13 13 3:56 pm
If I remember correctly, the only thing we remotely like from these are Plants vs. Zombies?
RawkHawk2010 3:56 pm
Oh yeah.
Was Garden Warfare 2014 or 2015?
Nintendork 13 13 3:56 pm
And I'd put Rescue Girl over this.
RawkHawk2010 3:57 pm
...Or 2013?
Nintendork 13 13 3:57 pm
According to KoopaTV's search
RawkHawk2010 3:57 pm
These E3's are all running together.
Nintendork 13 13 3:57 pm
2013
and 2015
RawkHawk2010 3:57 pm
Aha
Nintendork 13 13 3:57 pm
http://www.koopatv.org/2013/06/koopatvs-live-reactions-to-eas-e3-2013.html
http://www.koopatv.org/2015/06/electronic-arts-e3-2015-live-reactions.html
'cause there's a Garden Warfare 2.
OH
TWITCH HAS MUSIC
RawkHawk2010 3:57 pm
Can't hear it over the sound of this RESCUE GIRLING
Nintendork 13 13 3:58 pm
It sounds like something from Super Mari0 64?
breezinabout@msn.com 3:58 pm
Is EA always the first conference?
Nintendork 13 13 3:58 pm
No.
They're usually midday Monday.
They went out of there way to be first on Sunday this year.
Nintendork 13 13 3:58 pm
I see it as a sign of "let's get the worst conference out first."
RawkHawk2010 3:58 pm
Sounds like something leading into dubstep
breezinabout@msn.com 3:58 pm
Yeah, I was gonna say, kinda getting EA of to a... fizzle with them.
Nintendork 13 13 3:58 pm
But they probably think they have something really cool.
RawkHawk2010 3:58 pm
Is dubstep still a thing?
Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
You said Robobot's OST is dubstep.
RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
I mean in real life.
Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
I didn't know anyone listened to dubstep in real life.
RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
They do.
I've walked out of houses as a result.
Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
I thought it was a subversive Internet culture thing.
RawkHawk2010 4:00 pm
Someone started playing "DEADMAU5"
Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
Here's hoping EA has horses instead of cars this year.
RawkHawk2010 4:00 pm
Something about a mouse.
Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
They had that playing at THE GAME AWARDS
RawkHawk2010 4:00 pm
Pocket Card Jockey HD
Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
The Twitch is buffering. <_<
IT's CRASHING EVERYTHING
RawkHawk2010 4:01 pm
Did Nintendo publish Pocket Card Jockey or was it like Tembo the Badass Elephant?
Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
INCLUDING AIM
breezinabout@msn.com 4:01 pm
<.<
RawkHawk2010 4:01 pm
YOUR FAULT
I'M FINE
Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
It's back.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:01 pm
All good my end!
Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
Now I'm probably behind by like 20 seconds.
I won't know since it hasn't started.
The music stopped.
RawkHawk2010 4:02 pm
it's still playing for me
breezinabout@msn.com 4:02 pm
Same.
Nintendork 13 13 4:02 pm
I'm gonna close Blogger. <_<
And everything else besides AIM and the Twitch window.
Nintendork 13 13 4:03 pm
We haven't done a log since
March?
Haven't done a log with Rawk since
um
E3 2015.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:03 pm
Yikes.
Nintendork 13 13 4:03 pm
http://www.koopatv.org/2015/06/nintendo-treehouse-fire-emblem-e3-ending.html
RawkHawk2010 4:03 pm
hell yeah
"Nintendork 13 13 7:33 pm
Is that your final reaction to E3 this year?
RawkHawk2010 7:34 pm
Sounds good!"
(So yeah, no more bets.)
Nintendork 13 13 4:04 pm
Crap I dropped even more raisins.
(...oh, yeah, you're scarred from those.)
Nintendork 13 13 4:05 pm
I have music playing on EA's thing.
RawkHawk2010 4:06 pm
I still have it and Rescue Girl playing simultaneously and it's starting to hurt.
Dudes
Nintendork 13 13 4:06 pm
It...hurts?
Do you need a Rescue Girl?
You should get Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon so I can rescue you. =-O
RawkHawk2010 4:06 pm
Rescue Girl I feel could have been a #1 hit if it debuted in the actual real music world and not the Nintendo 3DS eShop.
Nintendork 13 13 4:07 pm
lol
I'm sure Virt would be super happy to know that.
RawkHawk2010 4:07 pm
Both Rescue Girl and His World show how good music can be when melody is the priority.
Nintendork 13 13 4:08 pm
OH SHIT
breezinabout@msn.com 4:08 pm
Here we go.
Nintendork 13 13 4:08 pm
THERE'S PICTURE
RawkHawk2010 4:08 pm
If a song doesn't sound good as an instrumental, then it's not good!
Nintendork 13 13 4:08 pm
Rawk do you have the picture?
VIDEO
COUNTDOWN
RawkHawk2010 4:08 pm
nope
Nintendork 13 13 4:08 pm
uh you might wanna refresh or something
COUNTDOWN IS AT PAST 0
Flashing lights.
"PLAY TO FEEL GIVE REBEL TO LIVE"
"RULE WIN"
RawkHawk2010 4:09 pm
got it now
breezinabout@msn.com 4:09 pm
Those buzzwords.
Nintendork 13 13 4:09 pm
you might get seizures from this
"IT'S TIME T OPLAY REBEL WIN TIME RULE EA PLAY"
These words don't go together.
RawkHawk2010 4:09 pm
PHIL
wait no
nvm
Nintendork 13 13 4:09 pm
This guy isn't even lip-synced.
Andrew Wilson, CEO of EA.
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| Andrew Wilson on a weird background. |
RawkHawk2010 4:09 pm
It's this French Bench.
Nintendork 13 13 4:09 pm
EA promises it's 60 minutes.
Well, they're 8 minutes late.
He claims he's inviting the media to play.
RawkHawk2010 4:10 pm
Courtney Svatek @altermentality 6m6 minutes ago
Half my feed is e3 and half is people talking about the shooting
Nintendork 13 13 4:10 pm
(Are we invited?)
"EA Play is a global experience."
Peter Moore in London?
With "hundreds of our friends"
wtf it's two conferences simultaneously
RawkHawk2010 4:11 pm
hundreds of muslims cheering
HUNDREDS
Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
"600 of my best friends"
"Chief Competition Officer"
breezinabout@msn.com 4:11 pm
lol, that was it?
Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
lol
Star Wars, Mass Effect... EA Sports...
Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
"Competition and story."
RawkHawk2010 4:11 pm
"Battlefield 1"
Nintendork 13 13 4:12 pm
Story from EA Sports?
RawkHawk2010 4:12 pm
didn't battlefield 1 already happen
Nintendork 13 13 4:12 pm
So RPGs don't need characters and story but sports games do?
RawkHawk2010 4:12 pm
i think battlefield 1 already happened
Nintendork 13 13 4:12 pm
...yeah it did, but so did the Xbox One.
"Are there actually going to be ... horses" in Battlefield?
HORSES
"just a dickade ago"
breezinabout@msn.com 4:13 pm
...
RawkHawk2010 4:13 pm
stream crashed
Nintendork 13 13 4:13 pm
cras--
it's back
He introduced some guy but we dunno who it is
"Zampella"
breezinabout@msn.com 4:13 pm
Titanfall 2 now?
Nintendork 13 13 4:13 pm
"Vince Zampella" from Respawn Entertainment.
RawkHawk2010 4:13 pm
They got him off stage because he was breaking the stream.
Nintendork 13 13 4:13 pm
Zince Vampella?
RawkHawk2010 4:14 pm
That's worse than Reince Priebus!
Nintendork 13 13 4:14 pm
Titanfall 2 multiplayer.
"Welcome back" says robotic narrator.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:14 pm
I'd hope this has a longer shelf-life than the original Titanfall.
Multiplayer for that is pretty dead these days.
Nintendork 13 13 4:15 pm
YOOO he just punched the guy on the ground like that
reminded me of the re-enactment of Trayvon beating up Zimmerman.
THE TITAN JUST ATE THE DUDE
RawkHawk2010 4:15 pm
http://i.imgur.com/V0NQ3uX.gif
Nintendork 13 13 4:16 pm
ya dat happened in the trailer
"super...smooth...gameplay...th-that we always delivered"
(not super-smooth presenting!)
breezinabout@msn.com 4:16 pm
Translation: "We're giving you everything in Titanfall 2 that you demanded in Titanfall 1!"
Nintendork 13 13 4:16 pm
"Now for the four people who didn't see the leak this morning"
I'm one of those four people!
RawkHawk2010 4:16 pm
"i-i-i-i-i-iii-i-i-if" - Barack H. Obama
Nintendork 13 13 4:17 pm
Is that the Half-Life 2 protag?
Gordon Freeman?
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| Is that Gordon Freeman? By the way, he's the protagonist of both Half-Life and Half-Life 2. |
RawkHawk2010 4:17 pm
is the half life 2 protag different from the half life 1 protag
Nintendork 13 13 4:17 pm
I dunno.
Probably not.
RawkHawk2010 4:17 pm
this voice sounds like Dan Green's.
Nintendork 13 13 4:18 pm
...Now that you mention it...
RawkHawk2010 4:18 pm
"METANG!"
Nintendork 13 13 4:18 pm
"Protocol 3.... protect the pilot."
breezinabout@msn.com 4:18 pm
I wasn't aware Titans in this series possessed AI... If that's even what's happening here with this narration.
Nintendork 13 13 4:18 pm
...(That was such a long pause for something lame.)
RawkHawk2010 4:18 pm
I can't be the only one who heard "METANG!"
Nintendork 13 13 4:18 pm
I heard it.
Though I always thought it was pronounced
Meht-tung
Not Meht-ang
breezinabout@msn.com 4:19 pm
UHHHHH
RawkHawk2010 4:19 pm
what the fuck
Nintendork 13 13 4:19 pm
Oh, NFL stuff.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:19 pm
SPORTS
RawkHawk2010 4:19 pm
HHAHAHAHAHA
what kind of segue was that
Nintendork 13 13 4:19 pm
With crappy rap music.
 |
| Well, this guy likes the crappy rap music. |
breezinabout@msn.com 4:19 pm
TIME FOR A NAP
RawkHawk2010 4:19 pm
there was no pause
Nintendork 13 13 4:20 pm
"GAME ENGINE FOOTAGE"
Peter Moore?
I THOUGHT HE WAS IN LONDON
WTF
?
Oh. "Live from London"
RawkHawk2010 4:20 pm
sooooooo
Nintendork 13 13 4:20 pm
I thought he warped to Los Angeles.
RawkHawk2010 4:20 pm
did E3 move to London?
breezinabout@msn.com 4:20 pm
He's talking about Madden NFL... IN LONDON.
RawkHawk2010 4:20 pm
to evade potential gun violence?
breezinabout@msn.com 4:20 pm
No one cares, Peter!
Nintendork 13 13 4:20 pm
Talking about eSports.
You care about FIFA!
breezinabout@msn.com 4:21 pm
Oh, hey I have one of those monitors they were using.
Nintendork 13 13 4:21 pm
"New approach to competitive gaming."
breezinabout@msn.com 4:21 pm
I don't care about FIFA... >.>
Nintendork 13 13 4:21 pm
"We want to make stars of ALL of our players!"
RawkHawk2010 4:21 pm
Only attachment I have to Fifa is that one Korean "Fly High song" from Fifa 2007
Nintendork 13 13 4:21 pm
Even scrubs?
RawkHawk2010 4:21 pm
Or whatever it was
Nintendork 13 13 4:21 pm
I thought all Brits cared about was FIFA!
breezinabout@msn.com 4:21 pm
Nah.
Nintendork 13 13 4:21 pm
(Same with every European)
RawkHawk2010 4:22 pm
is peter moore voting for trump
breezinabout@msn.com 4:22 pm
I'm not a big sports guy at all, really.
Nintendork 13 13 4:22 pm
"It all starts this week in Los Angeles!"
RawkHawk2010 4:22 pm
guess he can't if he's in london
Nintendork 13 13 4:22 pm
So why are they talking about this in London?
RawkHawk2010 4:22 pm
well, absentee ballots
breezinabout@msn.com 4:22 pm
exactly what I'd like to know.
Nintendork 13 13 4:22 pm
Trump isn't even allowed in London anymore.
Or something.
RawkHawk2010 4:22 pm
DJ KRISPY KREME
Nintendork 13 13 4:23 pm
"Eric Problem Wright"
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| I'd be scared too. (Mr. Problem is the guy on the right.) |
RawkHawk2010 4:23 pm
"Serious Mo"
as opposed to "Mo Serious"
RawkHawk2010 4:24 pm
Serious Moe has a two-foot basketball hoop in his room
Nintendork 13 13 4:24 pm
"These would-be rivals are actually close friends."
RawkHawk2010 4:24 pm
Like, for toddlers.
Nintendork 13 13 4:24 pm
IT'S RIGGED
RawkHawk2010 4:24 pm
Did you see that?
Nintendork 13 13 4:24 pm
Who the hell is this guy?
Dude has a fucking arm cast on.
 |
| Well... good luck, I guess. |
RawkHawk2010 4:24 pm
hahahahahaha
Nintendork 13 13 4:24 pm
SERIOUS MO
RawkHawk2010 4:24 pm
print screen plz
Nintendork 13 13 4:24 pm
HAS A CAST
did
"Didn't have my shoes tied, racing a friend"
"Best of luck to you"
RawkHawk2010 4:25 pm
XD
Nintendork 13 13 4:25 pm
Are motion controls ableist?
RawkHawk2010 4:25 pm
"dont want you to fall off the stage"
ala Carly Fiorina
Nintendork 13 13 4:25 pm
Back to London for some reason.
RawkHawk2010 4:25 pm
This is a weird conference.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:25 pm
With all this green going on I keep thinking this is Microsoft's conference.
RawkHawk2010 4:26 pm
yeah
Nintendork 13 13 4:26 pm
Yeah.
RawkHawk2010 4:26 pm
that's why I was subconciously expecting Phil
My man Capital P
Nintendork 13 13 4:26 pm
You never replied to poor Kody.
RawkHawk2010 4:26 pm
I'll get to him in a few weeks
Nintendork 13 13 4:26 pm
We're going back to California.
lol
RawkHawk2010 4:26 pm
We're busy dudes.
Nintendork 13 13 4:26 pm
Aaron Flynn of BioWare.
oh
"Aaryn"
The fuck kind of name is that?
RawkHawk2010 4:27 pm
is this this same fucking game with the endless space
Nintendork 13 13 4:27 pm
Aaryn Flynn.
No that's No Man's Sky.
RawkHawk2010 4:27 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 4:27 pm
Totally different.
That's made by an indie!
RawkHawk2010 4:27 pm
I feel like that was announced when I was 15.
Nintendork 13 13 4:27 pm
Though maybe that'll be something everyone else wants to copy.
"All powered by Frostbyte"
RawkHawk2010 4:28 pm
powered by frostbite
Nintendork 13 13 4:28 pm
Is it bite or byte?
'cause this dude is Aaryn.
RawkHawk2010 4:28 pm
beats me
Nintendork 13 13 4:28 pm
So I dunno if they just like putting 'y's in everything.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:28 pm
Having never played a ME game, the premise of this one actually does appeal to me somewhat.
Nintendork 13 13 4:29 pm
"Teeming with alien life and civilisations"
*rigging some creepy humanoid who smiles*
RawkHawk2010 4:29 pm
VEHICLES
GIVE THEM TO ME
 |
| Yeah, we don't need you here anymore. Off you go! |
Nintendork 13 13 4:29 pm
oh some dude just got dropped
Mass Effect Andromeda
RawkHawk2010 4:30 pm
Jeb: "Please clap."
Nintendork 13 13 4:30 pm
I was waiting for the title card to say it 'cause I dunno how to spell Andromeda.
"practical conversation about play"
RawkHawk2010 4:30 pm
This dude reminds me of Mark Cuban for some reason.
Nintendork 13 13 4:30 pm
Fashion sense?
RawkHawk2010 4:30 pm
and self-importance
Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
EA promising more "updates"/DLC.
RawkHawk2010 4:31 pm
stars wars battlefront
Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
Promoting Xbox One and PC.
RawkHawk2010 4:31 pm
Is Jareditton watching this?
Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
Probably why the colour scheme is so green.
RawkHawk2010 4:31 pm
CHARITY
Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
"New programme called "Play to Give" for charity."
JAREDITTON
RawkHawk2010 4:31 pm
STAR WARS
breezinabout@msn.com 4:31 pm
EA promoting CHARITY?!
Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
YOU CAN GET MORE THAN JUST US WATCHING YOUR STREAM WITH THIS
RawkHawk2010 4:31 pm
THEY'RE STEALING HIS SHTICK
Nintendork 13 13 4:32 pm
(...Hm, yeah, why would EA promote charity?)
"Celebrating strong female characters in Battlefield"
oh
That's why.
Nintendork 13 13 4:32 pm
Going back to Peter in London for FIFA.
Peter looks pissed off.
RawkHawk2010 4:33 pm
I feel there's fake audience audio going out
Nintendork 13 13 4:33 pm
Maybe it's the lighting.
RawkHawk2010 4:33 pm
because this audience does not look enthused
Nintendork 13 13 4:33 pm
He's discussing football and apparently London did poorly last night.
"Frostbite" no y
RawkHawk2010 4:34 pm
y u no frostbite
Nintendork 13 13 4:34 pm
Is this guy real
or in-game?
RawkHawk2010 4:34 pm
is this the Black Panther from Captain America: Civil War?
RawkHawk2010 4:35 pm
cuz it sounds like him
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| Alex Hunter in real life... |
breezinabout@msn.com 4:35 pm
*Snore*
RawkHawk2010 4:35 pm
"three lines on my chest"
Yeah, OF COCAINE!
breezinabout@msn.com 4:35 pm
Pretentious rubbish.
Nintendork 13 13 4:35 pm
holy shit he ran away
So is he Alex Hunter?
RawkHawk2010 4:36 pm
does this fifa game have a primary protagonist or something?
cuz i actually kind of like that
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| Alex Hunter in-game. Notice how his skin colour is whitewashed. |
Nintendork 13 13 4:36 pm
They did say they have a story.
(Unlike Sticker Star.)
RawkHawk2010 4:36 pm
FIFA is more pro-story than Paper Mario.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:37 pm
That's... so, so sad.
RawkHawk2010 4:37 pm
Wow.
Falco: "This is horrible."
Nintendork 13 13 4:37 pm
FIFA 17: The Journey
RawkHawk2010 4:37 pm
This audience is fake.
Nintendork 13 13 4:37 pm
That was actually kinda compelling to be honest.
RawkHawk2010 4:38 pm
The audio of them cheering literally FADED IN like a Windows Movie Maker sound clip set to...fade in.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:38 pm
CHARACTERS
DEPTH
EMOTION
RawkHawk2010 4:38 pm
was that joe biden
Nintendork 13 13 4:38 pm
Those in-game managers looked like Romney
RawkHawk2010 4:38 pm
Joe Biden was already in Call of Duty: Ghosts
Nintendork 13 13 4:38 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 4:38 pm
Did Moore just say "that asshole"?
Nintendork 13 13 4:38 pm
"At the best CLHGHNGLUB at the world."
breezinabout@msn.com 4:38 pm
:O
Nintendork 13 13 4:38 pm
"These managers are the best! They're the best! Second-to-none!"
Who is this dude?
RawkHawk2010 4:39 pm
is that richard dawkins
Nintendork 13 13 4:39 pm
No, Josay Marino
RawkHawk2010 4:39 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 4:39 pm
Or something.
He's in the game.
Joining "the EA family"
A manager of Mancester United.
He looks mad in-game.
RawkHawk2010 4:39 pm
In-game he looks like the Muslim London mayor.
Nintendork 13 13 4:39 pm
This reminds me of Reggie and the Ubisoft guy.
With Zombi U
"I like French food!"
"You're scaring me, Reggie!"
RawkHawk2010 4:40 pm
Josey keeps staring at Peter's loins.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:40 pm
I can't believe they got Mourinho on stage for this.
Nintendork 13 13 4:40 pm
...Well I was off with the spelling.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:40 pm
Doesn't he have anything better to do?
Nintendork 13 13 4:41 pm
"Okay we've shown you a lot today but we're not done!"
They're 33 minutes in.
RawkHawk2010 4:41 pm
first aaryn
now aaron
Nintendork 13 13 4:41 pm
"Aaron McHardy"
A "Producer".
Talking about pitches.
RawkHawk2010 4:41 pm
who's next, Aron?
Nintendork 13 13 4:42 pm
"We're bringing COMPLETE INNOVATION to the game!"
I ran out of of raisins.
This guy is not synced with this slideshow.
"Manchester United"
All of the players look depressed.
RawkHawk2010 4:43 pm
"Football...never changes."
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| You don't get a prize if you can name all these dudes, though we cannot. |
Nintendork 13 13 4:44 pm
Wait, this is totally different now.
"Unravel"
The yarn indie game.
RawkHawk2010 4:44 pm
"WE ARE GAMERS, DUH-DUH DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!"
breezinabout@msn.com 4:44 pm
I don't like this lack of segues.
Oh.
This is the game from that nervous voodoo dev guy.
Nintendork 13 13 4:45 pm
Oh yeaaah.
RawkHawk2010 4:45 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua3bXFz0VHY
Nintendork 13 13 4:45 pm
"EA Originals programme"
EA abducting indies and publishing their games.
RawkHawk2010 4:45 pm
where is plants vs. zombies
Nintendork 13 13 4:46 pm
Says the games "deserve" to be played.
RawkHawk2010 4:46 pm
wasn't there an E3 where we said EA had the best conference?
Nintendork 13 13 4:46 pm
"We want ALL the profit............... to go back to the hands of the developers."
No.
Nintendork 13 13 4:46 pm
This nervous wreck made "Fe"
From "Zoink"
From Sweden.
RawkHawk2010 4:47 pm
what's koopatv's stance on "swedes"
Nintendork 13 13 4:47 pm
"It's a game without words" but still tells a story. (Miyamoto should learn?)
breezinabout@msn.com 4:47 pm
I'm fairly indifferent towards them.
Nintendork 13 13 4:47 pm
I don't have a stance on them.
RawkHawk2010 4:47 pm
me neither
#Fair&Balanced
Nintendork 13 13 4:47 pm
The only general groups of people I have something against are the French.
And the Mexicans.
And the Russians.
..yeah I'll stop now.
"The silent ones corrupt the forest"
Silent Hillary?
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| You can see Silent Hillary in the background if you look hard enough. |
RawkHawk2010 4:48 pm
this game looks interesting but this dude's narration is ruining it
Nintendork 13 13 4:49 pm
^
RawkHawk2010 4:49 pm
if anyone needs silence it's him
Nintendork 13 13 4:49 pm
lol
Well they have a trailer.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:49 pm
Nice music.
RawkHawk2010 4:49 pm
what if chrom sees #Fe trending and thinks it's a new Fire Emblem?
Nintendork 13 13 4:49 pm
This Swede would love if this trended!
RawkHawk2010 4:50 pm
this reminds me of Twilight Princess.
The enemies
Nintendork 13 13 4:50 pm
It reminds me of Yooka-Laylee.
To be honest.
RawkHawk2010 4:50 pm
They had the same Twilight markings
yeah, dude looks like an evil Yooka
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Nintendork 13 13 4:50 pm
wtf no segue Star Wars
RawkHawk2010 4:50 pm
okay EA really needs to stop this shit
Nintendork 13 13 4:50 pm
"Jade Raymond"
Totally ruined the mood set up by Fe.
RawkHawk2010 4:51 pm
Star Wars music just starts blaring, almost before the last trailer even had time to end
It's like a YouTube Poop.
Nintendork 13 13 4:51 pm
"Let's break it down."
RawkHawk2010 4:51 pm
FRESH
STAR WARS ISN'T FRESH ENOUGH FOR TODAY'S GAMERS
Nintendork 13 13 4:52 pm
"We're listening to our players"
Woah she's going to 2018.
SHE TALKS SO PRETENTIOUSLY
And patronisingly.
RawkHawk2010 4:52 pm
this woman talks like Kat Timpf.
Nintendork 13 13 4:52 pm
Yeah but Kat does it ironically.
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RawkHawk2010 4:53 pm
I'd rather have that than Hillary Screech.
Nintendork 13 13 4:53 pm
jkgju
THAT WOMAN'S NAME
RawkHawk2010 4:53 pm
what was it
Nintendork 13 13 4:53 pm
I HAVE NO IDEA
IT WAS LONG AND FOREIGN
RawkHawk2010 4:53 pm
just call her Jeanne
cuz that's basically who she was
breezinabout@msn.com 4:54 pm
dose Swedish names
RawkHawk2010 4:54 pm
GAMEPLAY-FIRST
TOXIC GAMEPLAY-FIRST PHILOSOPHIES
Nintendork 13 13 4:54 pm
Those motion capture people look like they're having fun.
Advertising Star Wars mobile.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:54 pm
I've never even heard of Galaxy of heroes.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:55 pm
Is it just a micro-transaction infested cow-clicker?
Nintendork 13 13 4:55 pm
Isn't that Star Wars move of like
breezinabout@msn.com 4:55 pm
'Course that's the impression I get.
Nintendork 13 13 4:55 pm
Twisting your body around and swinging
really bad?
You're exposing your back to the enemy.
That Jade Raymond is back except in this trailer.
She's talking a lot faster.
Pre-recorded.
RawkHawk2010 4:56 pm
i wish donald would live-tweet E3
Nintendork 13 13 4:56 pm
"I never thought they were gonna bring MY Star Wars fantasy to life"
Half of people's Star Wars fantasies are probably bad slash fiction.
"One last game. Let's talk Battlefield 1. You might wonder why I'm up here again, hahaha."
RawkHawk2010 4:56 pm
"we were dreaming of conquering the world"
RawkHawk2010 4:57 pm
who names a kid "stig"
Nintendork 13 13 4:57 pm
Brits.
RawkHawk2010 4:58 pm
"You're gonna get us all killed!"
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Nintendork 13 13 4:58 pm
Bernie's bird gonna get them all killed.
Huh?
That's the trailer?
RawkHawk2010 4:58 pm
that was...not satisfying.
Nintendork 13 13 4:58 pm
That was dumb.
breezinabout@msn.com 4:58 pm
Well that was short, lol
???
RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
"in just a bit"
Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
"Patrick Bach" general manager DICE.
RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
what?
Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
Well why show that at all?!
RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
Episodic E3 trailers?
Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
looool
Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
"We want the community to be part of this every step of the way."
What, the audience votes on which trailer to show?
RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
"Jose Sanchez"
Nintendork 13 13 5:00 pm
wtf
MIKE TYSON?
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RawkHawk2010 5:00 pm
um
is that really him
It looks like Mike Tyson reincarnated.
Is that his kid?!
what the fucl
k
What is he even doing here?
Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
I'm so confused.
RawkHawk2010 5:01 pm
There was absolutely no relevance.
Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
"Let's talk about destruction."
Well that should be simple to understand, at least.
RawkHawk2010 5:01 pm
Well, good timing.
Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
Oh they stopped talking about destruction. Now about "Dynamic weather"
Oh, now he's done talking about that.
RawkHawk2010 5:01 pm
"the ultimate vehicles"
Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
"The ULTIMATE vehicles. The BEHEMOTHS."
breezinabout@msn.com 5:02 pm
This guy needs to slow down just a bit. Keep truncating his words.
"Battle 1"
RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
I thought those red planes were scars on the zeppelin
Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
Launches October 21st worldwide.
"You will experience destruction, weather, and vehicles and weapons!"
RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
"Battlefield Insiders"
Bernie would be repulsed.
Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
Trailer Episode 2.
RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
(Think Bernie is watching this?)
(Not like he has anything better to do.)
Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
WTF
IT'S THE SAME TRAILER
RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
LOL
Nintendork 13 13 5:03 pm
With Bernie Bird again.
breezinabout@msn.com 5:03 pm
LOL, the beginning is literally the same thing we just saw.
Nintendork 13 13 5:03 pm
Maybe the first time was an accident???
RawkHawk2010 5:03 pm
this music is bad
MUSLIMS
Nintendork 13 13 5:04 pm
Those aren't jockeys.
THOSE ARE MUSLIMS
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RawkHawk2010 5:04 pm
shouldn't they have at least called this "Battlefield One"?
Nintendork 13 13 5:04 pm
"That's our show."
"We're here through midnight" in London.
It's midnight in London in like two hours.
breezinabout@msn.com 5:05 pm
Yeah.
Not long.
Nintendork 13 13 5:05 pm
"Thank you to everyone here in Los Angeles. And of course, in London as well."
WHAT ABOUT THE DUDES AT HOME?
HUH?
DON'T WE GET THANKS? DICK.
breezinabout@msn.com 5:06 pm
Well that was fairly uneventful.
Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
It officially has...ended.
At 5:06 PM.
RawkHawk2010 5:06 pm
A few funny moments but yeah.
Not good.
Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
EA still doesn't know how to have a good presentation.
breezinabout@msn.com 5:06 pm
It didn't even last an hour.
Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
And this'll be the fourth EA E3 we've covered at KoopaTV!
breezinabout@msn.com 5:06 pm
Just short.
Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
And they were late.
Well, Bethesda in five hours.
RawkHawk2010 5:08 pm
wonder if anyone else died in that hour
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I wish they showed more of Andromeda. I expected to learn more about the story. And... gameplay. And everything. :/
ReplyDelete(I had a similar reaction to the part about bringing Star Wars fantasies to life. That could get really... AO-rated...)
I don't even remember what they showed of Mass Effect Andromeda right now. It doesn't really looking like I was paying much attention, though. (More preoccupied over Aaryn.) So it doesn't seem like they showed much of anything for that.
Delete(Thanks for confirming my thought process isn't totally out there. On this issue.)
I did not watch the stream, but it doesn't look like I missed anything special. I mean, what can you expect from EA? I hope that Bethesda's will be worth watching.
ReplyDeleteThe stream was entertaining for us on a “What was your funniest moment?” basis, as in, “What about EA's total lack of presentation abilities did we find amusing?”
DeleteI hope Bethesda's will be worth watching, too.
Or I'll dislike wasting my night on them. And the evening leading up to it.