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Monday, June 13, 2016

KoopaTV's Donald Trump E3 2016 Conference Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Uh, maybe it's weird to name this “E3 2016 Conference”?

Did you know that Donald Trump is now apparently considered a company by KoopaTV? No? Well, he is, and he has his own E3 press conference. He even posted a transcript of it here.

Mr. Donald J. Trump was speaking at Saint Anselm College (not Los Angeles) for his conference, though he ultimately didn't have any new games to announce. But hey, that ties him with the company that'll be going tomorrow, doesn't it?

So KoopaTV live-reacted to it. I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is himself, and Vortexica is breezinabout. No idea where Kamek went, but if he got deported, he probably ain't coming back for today.

KoopaTV will bring you DIRECTLY to Donald Trump!

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“You have no choice. You must read this log.”

Nintendork 13 13 2:20 pm
    Rawk tell me when I need to look at Trump stream.

 RawkHawk2010 2:20 pm
    where is it

 Nintendork 13 13 2:20 pm
    Look at the E3 schedule page
    I embedded it.
    'cause I'm brilliant.

 RawkHawk2010 2:21 pm
    let's use this one

 Nintendork 13 13 2:21 pm
    There's literally crickets in that.

 RawkHawk2010 2:21 pm
    dude speaking
    guess not!
    dont use what you embedde

 Nintendork 13 13 2:23 pm
    why not

 RawkHawk2010 2:23 pm
    Only 200 dudes are watching it

 Nintendork 13 13 2:24 pm
    What difference does it make as long as we're watching it and the quality is good?

 RawkHawk2010 2:24 pm
    cuz the quality's not good for one

 Nintendork 13 13 2:24 pm

 RawkHawk2010 2:24 pm
    and Right Side has more reason to make sure it doesn't crash
    cuz they actually have an audience
    (this is also the de-facto place for every rally stream ever if it matters.)

 Nintendork 13 13 2:27 pm
    I'm at Saxs right now in my pic putting.
    How's the stream?
    (Where'd Kamek go? Did he get deported?)

 RawkHawk2010 2:29 pm

 RawkHawk2010 2:29 pm
    GO GO GO

 Nintendork 13 13 2:30 pm
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the United States"

 RawkHawk2010 2:30 pm
    *Hides chat with Task Manager*

 RawkHawk2010 2:30 pm
    dudes better sit down.
    we kind of, uh, can't see him. 2:30 pm
    Down in front!

 RawkHawk2010 2:30 pm
    there we go.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:30 pm
    "This was going to be a speech on Hillary Clinton."

 RawkHawk2010 2:31 pm
    Hillary wears DIAPERS

 Nintendork 13 13 2:31 pm
    Growing threat of terrorism.

 RawkHawk2010 2:32 pm
    the horrah

 Nintendork 13 13 2:32 pm
    Moment of silence.

 RawkHawk2010 2:33 pm
    Moment of silence!

 Nintendork 13 13 2:33 pm
    "Assault on the ability of free people ... love who they want, and express their identity."

 RawkHawk2010 2:33 pm
    where is trump's pin

 Nintendork 13 13 2:34 pm
    He has an American pin.

 RawkHawk2010 2:34 pm
    if we don't get TOUCH

 Nintendork 13 13 2:34 pm
    "If we don't get smart...AND FAST, we're not going to have our country anymore."
    He won't say the killer's name.
    "Born in Afghan, to Afghan parents."
    This is like the opposite of Herman Cain.

 RawkHawk2010 2:35 pm
    looking at the comments

 Nintendork 13 13 2:36 pm
    Trump says we must address the issues head-on.
    Talking about Muslim ban.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:36 pm
    "And now many years... and many years, but I mean, many are saying, it's the right thing to do."
    Trump concerned about our inability to screen.
    Trump getting applause for hoping the next president is a man.

 RawkHawk2010 2:37 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:38 pm
    "...and by the way? We have no choice."

 RawkHawk2010 2:38 pm
    I still remember when he said that about Harambe.
    "THEY HAD. NO. CHOICE." 2:38 pm
    "Make sure to vote for me in November! You have no choice."

 Nintendork 13 13 2:38 pm
    "Radical Islam is anti-woman, anti-gay, and anti-American."
    Trump's critics say the same about Trump.

 RawkHawk2010 2:38 pm
    (And anti-Trump.)

 Nintendork 13 13 2:39 pm
    Trump says he refuses to allow America to become a place where gays are targets of Islamist preachers.
    (What about of Christian preachers, ask liberals?)

 RawkHawk2010 2:39 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:39 pm
    "We need to tell the truth about radical Islam and we need to do it NOW." So is that wot he's gonna do?
    I like the Jew-dropping.

 RawkHawk2010 2:39 pm
    Radical Islam is coming to our shores.
    Maybe that's the plot of Sea of Thieves.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:40 pm
    It's the plot of that ISIS game I wrote about.

 RawkHawk2010 2:40 pm
    And Rare is delaying the reveal of that for...reasons.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:40 pm
    But Europe.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:40 pm
    I get the feeling Trump won't mention people's names because he forgets them.
    Or can't pronounce them.

 RawkHawk2010 2:40 pm
    John Kasichchchch

 Nintendork 13 13 2:42 pm
    "[Hillary Clinton] really has no choice."

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She doesn't have a clue.

 RawkHawk2010 2:42 pm
    She has No Choice and she has No Clue.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:43 pm
    Hillary wants to only leave bad guys and terrorists with guns.
    "Not gonna happen."
    Trump always defends the 2nd Amendment.

 RawkHawk2010 2:44 pm

 RawkHawk2010 2:46 pm
    Trump calling for Obama to step down.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:46 pm
    So we can have Biden?

 RawkHawk2010 2:46 pm
    Deadly Ignorance

 Nintendork 13 13 2:46 pm
    "The days of deadly ignorance will end."

 RawkHawk2010 2:46 pm
    Sounds like a metal band.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:46 pm
    When Trump's president.
    (Sounds ironic.)

 RawkHawk2010 2:47 pm
    is trump's hair more shiny here than usual?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:47 pm
    There's probably a light above him.

 RawkHawk2010 2:47 pm
    Or it got a Second Wind.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:48 pm
    "They refused to comply. Nobody knows why!"

 RawkHawk2010 2:48 pm
    Sounds like a Sharpton segment.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:48 pm
    I'm getting close to putting in Microsoft pictures.

 RawkHawk2010 2:49 pm
    Oh, you're watching?
    I thought we were mainly listening.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:49 pm
    Huh? I'm mostly listening.

 RawkHawk2010 2:49 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:49 pm
    And putting in Microsoft's pictures.

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Donald Trump doesn't do too well when randomly screenshotted.

 RawkHawk2010 2:50 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:50 pm
    I did get a screenshot of Trump though.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:50 pm
    They're not flattering.

 RawkHawk2010 2:50 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:51 pm
    "Not only their children, but they're trying to take over OUR children of how wonderful ISIS is!"
    (Poor Noxial.)

 RawkHawk2010 2:52 pm
    "OUT OUT OUT!"

 Nintendork 13 13 2:54 pm
    This E3 conference sucks.

 RawkHawk2010 2:54 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:55 pm
    "Hillary Clinton can never claim to be a friend of the gay community as long as she promotes immigration policies that bring in Islam extremists"
    (rip Rawk)
    Well, it'll just be me.
    Trump saying he's the better friend of the LGBT community.
    Than Hillary.
    "It will be proven out. Big league."
    "By the way, the LGBT community, what's happened to them, it's so sad."

 RawkHawk2010 2:56 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:56 pm

 RawkHawk2010 2:56 pm
    was it the spell or did I hear "LBGT"

 Nintendork 13 13 2:56 pm
    Trump's been messing it up.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:58 pm
    Donald Trump wants "reporting" of Muslims.

 RawkHawk2010 2:58 pm
    "They have to cooperate and they have to do it forthwith!"
    death and disguction

 Nintendork 13 13 3:00 pm
    Trump calling for change in foreign policy.
    Regime change is a terrible foreign policy, says Trump.
    (Regime change is advocated by Hillary Clinton.)
    "No more nationbuilding. It's never going to work."

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Ah, here we go. Angry open-mouth Trump.

 RawkHawk2010 3:03 pm
    tough & sMART

 Nintendork 13 13 3:04 pm
    "We will make America rich again! We will make America safe again! We will make America great again!"
    I guess it's over.

 RawkHawk2010 3:04 pm
    Well 3:04 pm
    That conference was dreadful.

 RawkHawk2010 3:04 pm
    Better than Bethesda's. 3:04 pm
    Not a single game anounced.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:04 pm
    I liked Microsoft's and EA's better.

 RawkHawk2010 3:05 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 3:05 pm
    The leak that it'd be all about Hillary Clinton was false.
    Stupid leaks.

 RawkHawk2010 3:05 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 3:05 pm
    Can't trust 'em, I tell ya.

 RawkHawk2010 3:05 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 3:05 pm
    wot's with you
    I closed the stream.

 RawkHawk2010 3:05 pm
    It started playing the Broadcast Lost noise.
    Like on old TVs.
    With the rainbow spectrum.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:05 pm
    That'll knock it down another notch.

 RawkHawk2010 3:06 pm
    did you print screen the bugs

 Nintendork 13 13 3:06 pm
    Trump had bugs?

 RawkHawk2010 3:06 pm
    The best bugs.

Ubisoft is coming up in a few minutes from publishing. Hopefully they'll have games to announce, and many bugs!

The previous E3 conference was Microsoft's, here.
Here's the next E3 conference, Ubisoft. No bugs, but that's okay.
ISIS came in and kidnapped one of our staffers before.
Donald Trump does much better at his dedicated convention.
Despite this poor showing, KoopaTV has endorsed Donald Trump for president.


  1. "I know games, I have the best games...but there is no better game than politics. " - Donald Trump


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