
I kind of doubt that Sunday's E3 Conferences will be scoring highly when we evaluate them at the end of this process, but I could be wrong. Microsoft is first up this Monday, and they'll either clinch #1 early on or somehow fall aside.
Here (in our AOL Instant Messenger Blast) to react to Microsoft's conference with me (Nintendork 13 13) are KoopaTV staffers RawkHawk2010 (he's looking forward to this the most out of anyone), Vortexica (breezinabout in the log), and Kamek (Ultralink1000)! Without further ado, here's our picture-populated live reaction log:
...I'm back!
With my grapeS!
RawkHawk2010 12:14 pm
Back.
Got chickens.
Nintendork 13 13 12:15 pm
...Uh, multiple?
...Alive?
The chickens lose their plurality after death.
breezinabout@msn.com 12:15 pm
Back from my "kip".
(My UKIP.)
RawkHawk2010 12:16 pm
What much KIP would a UKIP KIP if a UKIP could KIP KIPS?
Nintendork 13 13 12:17 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9TQpvOpJho
Gonna embed this to the E3 page too.
RawkHawk2010 12:17 pm
k
Nintendork 13 13 12:17 pm
Hi Kamek!
RawkHawk2010 12:18 pm
yo kamz
breezinabout@msn.com 12:19 pm
The gang's all here!
ultralink1 12:19 pm
made it
RawkHawk2010 12:19 pm
DK Vine
@dkvine
We're learning about the conference hall emergency exits! HYPE!!! #XboxE3
ultralink1 12:19 pm
got my cereal and everything
Nintendork 13 13 12:19 pm
http://www.koopatv.org/2016/06/e3-week-2016-schedule.html
loool
ultralink1 12:19 pm
sooooo
what's this 12 stuff
that I needed to see
Nintendork 13 13 12:20 pm
Twitch pre-show stuff.
ultralink1 12:20 pm
link?
Nintendork 13 13 12:20 pm
The actual thing starts in 10 minutes.
See what I just linked.
BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF EMBEDDING.
ultralink1 12:21 pm
neat
Nintendork 13 13 12:21 pm
Maybe for 2017 KoopaTV can sponsor E3 2017 in virtual reality.
ultralink1 12:21 pm
we cooooooould
also
what is the purge?
RawkHawk2010 12:21 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JdIevsijTs
Nintendork 13 13 12:21 pm
No idea. Maybe it's a movie.
RawkHawk2010 12:22 pm
^ everyone watch that as a pre-MS conference ritual
ultralink1 12:22 pm
it's a movie
creepey
Nintendork 13 13 12:22 pm
I have a question, Rawk.
RawkHawk2010 12:22 pm
yo
Nintendork 13 13 12:22 pm
How'd you get those dance frames?
RawkHawk2010 12:23 pm
http://i.imgur.com/QMNAZSj.gif
^ I found that
Nintendork 13 13 12:23 pm
...oh, so no skill on your part.
RawkHawk2010 12:24 pm
of course there was skill
The rhythm is perf!
Nintendork 13 13 12:24 pm
You adjusted the tempo to it?
ultralink1 12:24 pm
I don't understand modern art
nor this
RawkHawk2010 12:24 pm
this is postmodern
Nintendork 13 13 12:25 pm
Postmodern is a scam.
ultralink1 12:25 pm
dude
halo again?
5 just came out
Nintendork 13 13 12:25 pm
These Twitch pre-showers don't seem ready to segue to Microsoft.
You wouldn't know Kamek (unless you were good and read the logs you've missed), but EA and Bethesda have no clue how to segue segments.
So it's a theme.
ultralink1 12:26 pm
I see
RawkHawk2010 12:26 pm
dude said he would celebrate over microsoft showing a master chief lunchbox
ultralink1 12:26 pm
meh
Nintendork 13 13 12:26 pm
WTF THE DUDE IS TALKING ABOUT LEAKS
IN THE PRE-SHOW
ultralink1 12:26 pm
I think boss is right
about
the bad segue
and they have nothing to talk about
so they're grasping at straws
Nintendork 13 13 12:27 pm
Well viewer questions are always thin.
RawkHawk2010 12:27 pm
Perfect Dark? >.>
ultralink1 12:27 pm
I can ask a question
RawkHawk2010 12:27 pm
BATTLETOADS?
ultralink1 12:27 pm
#BATTLETOADS
Nintendork 13 13 12:27 pm
If they get too many questions they'll miss the conference.
RawkHawk2010 12:27 pm
battletoads will be here
breezinabout@msn.com 12:28 pm
Is that DJ Wheat?
RawkHawk2010 12:28 pm
there's been too much advertising of the 'Toads for it to be for no reason
'Toads were in Shovel Knight.
ultralink1 12:28 pm
so we're watching
breezinabout@msn.com 12:28 pm
From the Splatoon thing last year?
RawkHawk2010 12:28 pm
'Toads were in Killer Instinct.
ultralink1 12:28 pm
the e3 presentation on twitch?
Nintendork 13 13 12:28 pm
I don't remember the adult Wheat.
Just Mini Wheat.
ultralink1 12:29 pm
i bet microsoft will cash in on minecraft again
RawkHawk2010 12:29 pm
#HOLOLENS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxgUMM2KCiM
ultralink1 12:29 pm
and the hololens just to remind people how awesome it is
breezinabout@msn.com 12:29 pm
Oh, I remember we were all really impressed with hololens.
At first.
ultralink1 12:29 pm
maybe a gaming edition of the holo lens
Nintendork 13 13 12:29 pm
I remember that too.
ultralink1 12:29 pm
for $599 US dollars
Nintendork 13 13 12:29 pm
lol
breezinabout@msn.com 12:30 pm
I think you thought it was actual hologram technology.
ultralink1 12:30 pm
what did she say?
ultralink1 12:30 pm
about other commentators?
Nintendork 13 13 12:30 pm
Who cares.
We have the actual conference.
ultralink1 12:30 pm
awkward silence
breezinabout@msn.com 12:30 pm
Keep clapping!
ultralink1 12:30 pm
lolz
breezinabout@msn.com 12:30 pm
Oh dear.
RawkHawk2010 12:30 pm
.............
Nintendork 13 13 12:30 pm
"Apparently we're not ready yet."
BAD SEGUES.
breezinabout@msn.com 12:30 pm
*Facepalm*
Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
I'm so confused.
breezinabout@msn.com 12:31 pm
It really is this year's theme!
ultralink1 12:31 pm
wut
oh
Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
Something about mourning.
RawkHawk2010 12:31 pm
wtf
ultralink1 12:31 pm
i bet it was n orlando florida thing
breezinabout@msn.com 12:31 pm
That didn't even
Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
Why does their stream have closed captions?
ultralink1 12:31 pm
who left the captionings on?
RawkHawk2010 12:31 pm
what is happening
breezinabout@msn.com 12:31 pm
Hopefully it was just that part.
ultralink1 12:31 pm
slim console confirmed already?
Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
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[INSERT FUNNY CAPTION] |
RawkHawk2010 12:31 pm
I don't even know if this is the conference or not
ultralink1 12:32 pm
omg
taking a page out of samsung's book
and apple's book
breezinabout@msn.com 12:32 pm
Whoa.
RawkHawk2010 12:32 pm
is this Xbox Scorpio
Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
These closed captions though
ultralink1 12:32 pm
whoa
RawkHawk2010 12:32 pm
"IR Blaster"
Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
"Slimmer" "Sleeker" "40% Smaller" "IR Blaster"
(car porn)
RawkHawk2010 12:32 pm
ROFL
ultralink1 12:33 pm
oooo good choice
RawkHawk2010 12:33 pm
That two seconds of House of Cards
ultralink1 12:33 pm
4k and HDR
RawkHawk2010 12:33 pm
wait I thought E3 was about games again
ultralink1 12:33 pm
everyone's been saying 4k is a crock lately
and that HDR is going to be the big thing
RawkHawk2010 12:33 pm
is this gonna be half TV and half games again
"I LOVE YOU PHIL!"
and lol these captions
ultralink1 12:33 pm
>> do we really need to watch here?
breezinabout@msn.com 12:33 pm
DAT PRICE
ultralink1 12:33 pm
wait
Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
Yeah it's actually official.
ultralink1 12:34 pm
$299?
>>
what's the catch
RawkHawk2010 12:34 pm
FOR THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED
Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
BERNIE-SUPPORTED
Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
But yeah E3's site's stream is Twitch's.
Phil Spencer introducing his friend.
"Rod Ferguson"
RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
unfortunate name
Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
At least the captions help with spelling people's names.
ultralink1 12:35 pm
I can't tell if they're booing
or not
Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
But they also cover up the title cards.
"Xbox Play Anywhere"
ultralink1 12:35 pm
ooooo
PC/Console purchase
Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
(aka play on Xbox One and Windows 10)
RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
With cloud storage so you can share progress.
ultralink1 12:35 pm
crossplay
finally
RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
This dude creepily chuckles after every sentence like Ted Cruz does.
Nintendork 13 13 12:36 pm
Introducing another friend, Laura Bailey. "Voice of Kait" of Gears of War 4.
breezinabout@msn.com 12:36 pm
This could get real awkward real quick.
Nintendork 13 13 12:36 pm
She has a pin.
But it's not rainbow.
RawkHawk2010 12:36 pm
It looked like a German flag.
Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
"EXCLUSIVE.
♪ ♪" - closed captions
ultralink1 12:37 pm
?
RawkHawk2010 12:37 pm
"THE SWARM KEEP COMING"
ultralink1 12:37 pm
weird
*
Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
"HOW DO WE GET OUT?" "WE CAN'T." "LET'S GET BACK OUT THERE."
RawkHawk2010 12:37 pm
Whoever drafted this closed caption idea is gonna be fired.
Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
(Sounds like you can.)
RawkHawk2010 12:38 pm
[CHAINSAW ARRIVING]
ultralink1 12:38 pm
probably
did it seriously say chainsaw arriving?
RawkHawk2010 12:38 pm
yes
ultralink1 12:38 pm
that's amazing
Nintendork 13 13 12:38 pm
The guy writing these captions must be super-stressed.
RawkHawk2010 12:39 pm
did they give up
with the captions
breezinabout@msn.com 12:39 pm
He's like "I don't get paid enough for this."
Nintendork 13 13 12:39 pm
Hopefully.
RawkHawk2010 12:39 pm
lolololol
Nintendork 13 13 12:39 pm
Maybe he had a heart attack?
ultralink1 12:39 pm
that's a good pun
breezinabout@msn.com 12:39 pm
If he's typing them live, there's no way he can be expected to keep up.
Nintendork 13 13 12:39 pm
...the pick me up line, right?
ultralink1 12:39 pm
the sound design on this game is good
yes
RawkHawk2010 12:40 pm
I thought Kamek was referring to "heart attack"
Nintendork 13 13 12:40 pm
Better than when the Bethesda guy was live-narrating it.
(Live-narrating a pre-recorded gameplay session.)
ultralink1 12:40 pm
post commentary
RawkHawk2010 12:40 pm
the chainsaw projectile is cool
reminds me of an Uprising weapon
Nintendork 13 13 12:40 pm
Reminds me of something from Mega Man.
ultralink1 12:40 pm
How was uprising?
RawkHawk2010 12:40 pm
gud
breezinabout@msn.com 12:40 pm
Reminds me of the ripper gun from Ratchet and Clank.
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Uh...pew pew pew. Yeah. |
Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
Fantastic when it doesn't break your 3DS.
RawkHawk2010 12:41 pm
btw there's gonna be an article about this
and how there's too much death
ultralink1 12:41 pm
i'm kinda bored of this game
breezinabout@msn.com 12:41 pm
This conference is 2 hours right?
Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
wait wot there is
An hour and a half.
RawkHawk2010 12:42 pm
GO YOU CHICKEN FAT GO
Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
Are you talking to your chickens that you're eating now?
RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
no that chicken feat enemy
ultralink1 12:43 pm
....
did they censor that?
breezinabout@msn.com 12:43 pm
Then we're burning your--
Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
"BROADCAST THIS. WE'RE GETTING OUR MOTHER BACK. THEN WE'RE [silence]"
RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
Was that five profanities in a row or something?
Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
Good thing they fired the closed captions guy.
He wouldn't know what to do.
RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
And is this the same game?
breezinabout@msn.com 12:43 pm
Captions would've actually helped there!
RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
"Welcome home, James."
ultralink1 12:43 pm
^vortex
exactly
Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
We can find out this October 11, 2016.
(Not that I plan to.)
Why are they shooting the controller?
ultralink1 12:44 pm
ooo
RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
To show its durability.
Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
"Xbox Elite Wireless Controller"
ultralink1 12:44 pm
I like the idea of custom controllers
RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
LUCARIO AUSTIN
Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
Rukari Austin
ultralink1 12:44 pm
lol rawk
RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
oh
breezinabout@msn.com 12:44 pm
Now Killer Instinct.
Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
Community managah of Killer Instinct.
breezinabout@msn.com 12:44 pm
Again, no segues.
ultralink1 12:44 pm
I played killer instinct
RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
Killer Instinct.
ultralink1 12:44 pm
the free one
it was fun
Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
Referring to it as "Kay-Eye"
RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
BATTLETOOOOOAD
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Rash showed up several times in this conference. BATTLETOADS C'MON. |
ultralink1 12:45 pm
waaaaaaat?
RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
maybe they'll announce a new Rare dude.
Nintendork 13 13 12:45 pm
Got screenshot of Battletoad
ultralink1 12:45 pm
duuuuuuude
RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
IT'S A RARE FRANCHISE AFTERA-
ultralink1 12:45 pm
that's cool
RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
FUCK
ultralink1 12:45 pm
lol sorry rawk
Nintendork 13 13 12:45 pm
"Xbox One and Windows 10 exclusive"
(dat ain't what "exclusive" means)
ultralink1 12:45 pm
General Dodge Ram
RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
That was like a Smash Newcomer introduction.
The way the text was displayed.
and the slow motion
ultralink1 12:46 pm
Yeah
Nintendork 13 13 12:46 pm
...oh my bad I missed it saving the Battletoads screenshot.
"General Raam"
RawkHawk2010 12:46 pm
is this sea of thieves
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No, this isn't Sea of Thieves. |
ultralink1 12:46 pm
I might buy it Killer instinct
Nintendork 13 13 12:46 pm
If it is then they suck at segues.
breezinabout@msn.com 12:46 pm
Kangaroos!
RawkHawk2010 12:46 pm
wait kangaroos so probably not
ultralink1 12:46 pm
just because battletoads and halo
Nintendork 13 13 12:46 pm
CAR
LOL
breezinabout@msn.com 12:46 pm
Not a racing game...
RawkHawk2010 12:47 pm
okay yeah not sea of thieves
ultralink1 12:47 pm
Kamek loves racing games
Nintendork 13 13 12:47 pm
I'm screaming in laughter
ultralink1 12:47 pm
why?
Nintendork 13 13 12:47 pm
Rawk's like
SEA OF THIEVES and no it's car porn.
RawkHawk2010 12:47 pm
lol
this doesn't bad though
At least there's leaps.
ultralink1 12:47 pm
that jump was very excite truck
I want a third excite truck game
Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
With added helicopters.
FORZA HORIZON 3
RawkHawk2010 12:48 pm
I've never heard of "Playground Games"
ultralink1 12:48 pm
Also that's the first forza game i've ever been interested in
Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
Ralph Fulton from Playground Games.
"Welcome to Australia"
(We're in Los Angeles.)
ultralink1 12:48 pm
WRECK IT RALPH FULTON
Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
He said "Fortsah"
Does Karen have orange hair or is that just lighting?
breezinabout@msn.com 12:48 pm
This guy isn't even Australian!
RawkHawk2010 12:48 pm
he sounds like an irishman
or a South African
breezinabout@msn.com 12:49 pm
Or a Scot.
RawkHawk2010 12:49 pm
I wonder what he thinks about DARK LADS.
RawkHawk2010 12:49 pm
(aka black people)
Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
Well there's Terrence.
In an off-road environment.
breezinabout@msn.com 12:49 pm
Yeah, he's definitely Scotish.
ultralink1 12:50 pm
that helicopter reminds me of Split/second
RawkHawk2010 12:50 pm
that dude controlling the game in the background is an awkward scene
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Rawk believes this is awkward. Do you? |
Nintendork 13 13 12:50 pm
Segregation.
Hide your black demo-ers in the background!
Your worlds suddenly synchronise with him?
So what, they just teleport?
No more helicopter?
"Seamlessly"
ultralink1 12:51 pm
the internet resources sound huge
Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
aka no segues
RawkHawk2010 12:51 pm
i want this
Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
So the game has no segues just like the conference.
RawkHawk2010 12:51 pm
"E3BILL"
What if that's Bill Trinen?
Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
Terrance's license plate is Terrance.
RawkHawk2010 12:51 pm
In that car?
ultralink1 12:51 pm
only one caveat
you need friends
RawkHawk2010 12:52 pm
k this definitely isn't sea of thieves
there's Lady Gaga music in the background.
ultralink1 12:52 pm
for your most social Forza ever
Nintendork 13 13 12:52 pm
OH
RawkHawk2010 12:52 pm
Or Adele.
Or someone.
Nintendork 13 13 12:52 pm
IT'S THAT COMCEPT THING
FROM LAST YEAR
ultralink1 12:52 pm
?
Nintendork 13 13 12:52 pm
Totally forgot wot it was called.
breezinabout@msn.com 12:52 pm
The one with the robot dog thing?
RawkHawk2010 12:53 pm
IT'S A CHROMEHOUND
breezinabout@msn.com 12:53 pm
Oh yeah it is.
Nintendork 13 13 12:53 pm
But we liked it.
Nintendork 13 13 12:53 pm
I dunno if that counts as a dog though.
Not everything with Inafune involved has to be a robot dog.
...right?
ultralink1 12:53 pm
DUNCAN
DONKEY KONG
RawkHawk2010 12:53 pm
wait
this is developed by the same dudes that did Mighty No. 9?
Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
Recore
ultralink1 12:54 pm
that sounds familiar
Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
Because we saw it last year.
ultralink1 12:54 pm
SQUARE ENIX
this'll be fun
Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
Wait they're not gonna talk about Recore?
Final Fantasy XV
RawkHawk2010 12:54 pm
guess not
ultralink1 12:54 pm
where's the captions guy?!
Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
loool
Got dem Japanese dudes.
RawkHawk2010 12:54 pm
yeah this is where captions are actually needed
ultralink1 12:55 pm
stupid xbox people
Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
wtf did he just say
RawkHawk2010 12:55 pm
PHIL gets captions and not these people.
Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
He repeated himself and lost me.
lol
RawkHawk2010 12:55 pm
What the fuck?
ultralink1 12:55 pm
fired the captions guy 2 presentations too early
whoa
whoa whoa
audio change
Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
Well we got a Final Fantasy XV demo.
"I'm not gonna take any more of this crap!"
RawkHawk2010 12:55 pm
this looks like sasuke uchiha
breezinabout@msn.com 12:55 pm
I noticed that too.
Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
The game has in-game captions.
RawkHawk2010 12:56 pm
this reminds me of Shadow of the Collosus
Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
"HOLD Y WARP" nope let's have him hit by some big thing instead.
ultralink1 12:56 pm
i'm turning up the stream quality
Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
"Did ya miss us? "Apologies."
ultralink1 12:56 pm
so i can read everything
RawkHawk2010 12:56 pm
also is this the first good music we've heard this whole E3?
Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
I just put mine to Source and now it's lagging. <_<
So are they actually doing anything to this giant dude
ultralink1 12:57 pm
that's why i didn't
Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
or just getting spanked by him?
ultralink1 12:57 pm
no idea
there's tiny health bars on parts of him
RawkHawk2010 12:57 pm
it's just a minutes-long trailer of the protag getting his ass kicked
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Wait, the protagonist is actually fighting back. |
Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
"Hold out until your comrades join you" "E3 Special Mission"
RawkHawk2010 12:57 pm
it looks like
Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
lol
wtf no segue to shiny rod cones
ultralink1 12:58 pm
this is cool I guess
RawkHawk2010 12:58 pm
QTEs
ultralink1 12:58 pm
but really disorienting
Nintendork 13 13 12:58 pm
"STRATEGY"
ultralink1 12:58 pm
POKEBALL GO!
RawkHawk2010 12:58 pm
......
That was...
...not a good demonstration.
Nintendork 13 13 12:58 pm
"THAT WAS GREAT! Final Fantasy XV will be deleased on September 30th!"
ultralink1 12:58 pm
it wasn't much of a demo
breezinabout@msn.com 12:59 pm
DIVISION?!
RawkHawk2010 12:59 pm
Back to terrible music.
Nintendork 13 13 12:59 pm
Now they're spoiling Ubisoft's conference.
ultralink1 12:59 pm
division 2? The divisioning?
Nintendork 13 13 12:59 pm
Featuring "DEADLY URBAN DUNGEONS"
"THE FIGHT NEVER ENDS"
RawkHawk2010 12:59 pm
aka ferguson?
Nintendork 13 13 12:59 pm
TOM CLANCY'S THE DIVISION UNDERGROUND EXPANSION
ultralink1 12:59 pm
meh
Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
General Manager at DICE, Patrick Bach.
Battlefield 1.
ultralink1 1:00 pm
what nationality is this guy?
Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
Swede.
breezinabout@msn.com 1:00 pm
Didn't we see him in EA's presentation?
Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
Yeah.
I wanted them to talk more about THE DIVISION.
And by "talk more" I mean "talk at all"
RawkHawk2010 1:01 pm
battlefield 1
BE MORE SENSITIVE YOU WHITE MALE
17 MILLION HUMANS DIED IN THAT WAR
breezinabout@msn.com 1:01 pm
THIS TRAILER
Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
Third time we've seen this trailer
breezinabout@msn.com 1:01 pm
AGAIN
ultralink1 1:01 pm
my first time
Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
They showed it TWICE at EA's.
ultralink1 1:01 pm
lol
wait
twice?
RawkHawk2010 1:01 pm
The dude's ears are ringing because he's heard this same audio so many times
Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
Yes.
ultralink1 1:01 pm
why?
Nintendork 13 13 1:02 pm
I have no idea.
ultralink1 1:02 pm
did they do it on accident?
RawkHawk2010 1:02 pm
have we ever seen the same trailer three different times during one E3
Nintendork 13 13 1:02 pm
They showed it once, and the dude's like, "you'll see it again more in a bit"
and then they showed it again.
IIRC, no.
Same Muslim horses.
I ended EA's log with a Pocket Card Muslims joke!
"Mike Ybarra head of platform engineering" talking about 2002.
He has a rainbow pin.
ultralink1 1:03 pm
Better network
RawkHawk2010 1:03 pm
So everyone else here is homophobic?!
ultralink1 1:03 pm
gonna need it
Nintendork 13 13 1:03 pm
Three pillars.
ultralink1 1:04 pm
this sounds like an excuse to up the cost
Nintendork 13 13 1:04 pm
One of which is "new Xbox One experience", so useless.
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We want to give a shout-out to the design team who came up with that informative background graphic. |
ultralink1 1:04 pm
new features = price hike
Nintendork 13 13 1:04 pm
"new features, like background music"
ultralink1 1:04 pm
FRENCH
RawkHawk2010 1:04 pm
"choose your preferred language no matter where you live"
*no one applauds*
ultralink1 1:04 pm
*applauds
breezinabout@msn.com 1:04 pm
Xbox Live isn't even worth the price now.
ultralink1 1:04 pm
that pin doesn't look like a rainbow
Miiverse on xbox live
RawkHawk2010 1:05 pm
I think I just saw someone with a MAGA hat in the audience.
Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
It's a rainbow background with "gay pride" written on it.
Or something like that.
"Division Agents of LA"
"Looking for Group on Xbox Live. It's like a Want Ad for Multiplayer."
I like how they keep using The Division as an example.
(...and Minecraft.)
RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
"I have the greatest temple!"
ultralink1 1:06 pm
really makes it sound gross
RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
"The greatest!"
ultralink1 1:06 pm
when you say want ad
Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
Announcing "Arena on Xbox Live, a new tournament platform." Featuring Kinect Sport Avatars.
ultralink1 1:06 pm
...it's in the game
RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
oh no
Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
EA Sports plug.
RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
don't show the fifa trailer again
Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
Yo, I'd be fine if they showed the FIFA 17 Journey trailer.
ultralink1 1:07 pm
these all sound reasonable
Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
I actually liked that.
RawkHawk2010 1:07 pm
Xbox Live is THE place to play.
ultralink1 1:07 pm
For the record
I called minecraft
RawkHawk2010 1:07 pm
what is up with Lydia's hips.
ultralink1 1:07 pm
before the event started
Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
Lydia Winters and Sax Persson from Minecraft.
Sax looks lost.
ultralink1 1:07 pm
dude is so scared
Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
They both have rainbow pins.
RawkHawk2010 1:07 pm
Sax is a sad sack.
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Sax Persson and Lydia Winters. Tragedy and comedy. |
ultralink1 1:08 pm
omg she got really happy for a second
Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
"This is the FRIENDLIST UPDATE EVER!"
breezinabout@msn.com 1:08 pm
Minecraft hasn't had cross-platform play until now?
ultralink1 1:08 pm
I see nothing wrong with her hips
Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
wait wot
RawkHawk2010 1:08 pm
"he can easily hop on straight from his circus."
breezinabout@msn.com 1:08 pm
It kinda looks like she's wearing riding trousers.
ultralink1 1:09 pm
that's...interesting
Nintendork 13 13 1:09 pm
Saxs looks depressed in-game too.
ultralink1 1:09 pm
minecraft on oculus?
wait
GEAR VR?!
Nintendork 13 13 1:09 pm
Gear VR.
ultralink1 1:09 pm
I sell those
Nintendork 13 13 1:09 pm
WOAH DISCLOSURE
RawkHawk2010 1:09 pm
this is weird
ultralink1 1:09 pm
also
it's not that clear
RawkHawk2010 1:10 pm
minecarts
breezinabout@msn.com 1:10 pm
Even his in-game guy's wearing the headset.
ultralink1 1:10 pm
lol
breezinabout@msn.com 1:10 pm
What's the point of that?
ultralink1 1:10 pm
lag in game?
Nintendork 13 13 1:10 pm
"I think this is a good place to start building my mad scientist lair. *chuckle*"
ultralink1 1:10 pm
is that game lag
?
RawkHawk2010 1:10 pm
are they saying "Xbox Live'in Realms"?
Nintendork 13 13 1:10 pm
*shrug*
RawkHawk2010 1:10 pm
Or Xbox Live In-Realms?
Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
Saxs is jumping off a tall building.
DON'T DO IT SAXS
THERE'S ANOTHER WAY
ultralink1 1:11 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE
RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
Lydia is way too enthused about being attacked.
ultralink1 1:11 pm
Men in Black villagers
RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
Lydia and Saxs are like the Comedy and Tragedy masks.
ultralink1 1:11 pm
this is really cool actually
RawkHawk2010 1:12 pm
one perpetually happy and one perpetually sad
ultralink1 1:12 pm
trailer for independence day 2
Nintendork 13 13 1:12 pm
"Let's get out of here" - Sax
RawkHawk2010 1:12 pm
"Let's get out of here." - Saxs
Saxs hates his life.
He's like JEB!.
Nintendork 13 13 1:12 pm
I like how they're advertising iOS but not PS4 or Wii U.
breezinabout@msn.com 1:12 pm
The contrast in these two's enthusiasm levels couldn't be any different.
RawkHawk2010 1:12 pm
Meanwhile, Lydia's been smoking her trousers.
Nintendork 13 13 1:12 pm
(iOS is a Microsoft competitor as well.)
ultralink1 1:13 pm
twitch chat is going nuts over lydia
Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
(Windows Phone exists!)
What are they showing now?
Controller mods?
breezinabout@msn.com 1:13 pm
Custom controllers.
ultralink1 1:13 pm
ooooo custom controllers
I can dig it
breezinabout@msn.com 1:13 pm
I like dat purple.
Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
This is an acid trip.
RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
was that a Doctor Who color-schemed controller?
breezinabout@msn.com 1:13 pm
If it was, I missed it. <_<
Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
The controller just took a shit of like 20 more controllers.
"Doctor Hoot"
RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
Oh.
ultralink1 1:14 pm
So far this is0
who
Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
"From the creators of Limbo"
ultralink1 1:14 pm
wha
Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
No segue.
ultralink1 1:14 pm
i'm digging this
Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
Acid trip enthusiasm of custom controllers to this mellow dark weird thing.
ultralink1 1:14 pm
and i haven't seen anything yet
breezinabout@msn.com 1:14 pm
Oh, I think I've heard of this.
RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
Great trailer.
ultralink1 1:14 pm
everyone is saying half life 3
RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
Absolutely fantastic.\
ultralink1 1:14 pm
on twitch chat
Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
"INSIDE available June 29"
breezinabout@msn.com 1:15 pm
Well that was short.
Oh, it's not over.
Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
Chris Charla director of something at Xbox.
ultralink1 1:15 pm
this is the wrong person to be introducing this game
breezinabout@msn.com 1:15 pm
I thought they just non-segued again.
Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
"ID" (Indie?)
ID@Xbox
ultralink1 1:15 pm
Limbo was a great game
breezinabout@msn.com 1:15 pm
Limbo for FREE?!
Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
Well now it's free on Xbox One!
ultralink1 1:15 pm
but seriously
Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
Starting today!
RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
when's the last time y'all played limbo
ultralink1 1:15 pm
this is the worst person to be introducing that game
Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
This guy has a pin over his rainbow pin.
Is that a Smash pin?
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Chris Charla has a Super Smash Bros. pin right there! |
ultralink1 1:15 pm
they should get sax
RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
like, the real-life activity with the stick
cuphead
Nintendork 13 13 1:16 pm
How come their indie reels are better than Nintendo's?
RawkHawk2010 1:16 pm
I liked Stardew Valley's art style
RawkHawk2010 1:16 pm
Looked like EarthBound.
ultralink1 1:17 pm
well
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
YOOKA
Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
Oh hey Yooka-Laylee.
ultralink1 1:17 pm
2 seconds of yooka laylee
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
No one develops for Nintendo anymore.
That's why.
ultralink1 1:17 pm
twitch was excited for yooka laylee
Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
Seriously is that a Smash Bros. pin on Chris?
On our left?
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
uuuuhhhhhhhhh
zoom in, camera
Nintendork 13 13 1:18 pm
The hell is this camera guy doing?
ultralink1 1:18 pm
ENHANCE THAT IMAGE
it's a smash pin boss
RawkHawk2010 1:18 pm
wtf
Nintendork 13 13 1:18 pm
Maybe the camera guy is the same dude as the closed captions guy.
ultralink1 1:18 pm
you were right
RawkHawk2010 1:18 pm
That does look like the Smash logo.
lol
Nintendork 13 13 1:18 pm
Guillaume Provost, of Compulsion Games. (Sounds French)
ultralink1 1:19 pm
I feel like the they took the captions guy off that job and put him somewhere else
like the camera
Nintendork 13 13 1:19 pm
"Buy Your Victory Against Communism Bond"
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I love buying victories against communists. |
ultralink1 1:19 pm
time traveling
neat
RawkHawk2010 1:19 pm
PILLS HERE
"Pussy."
Nintendork 13 13 1:19 pm
Wot game is this?
ultralink1 1:19 pm
someone just made a pills here reference in twitch chat too
what's with her face
RawkHawk2010 1:20 pm
pinata
ultralink1 1:20 pm
......
joy?
Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
"snug as a bug on a drug"
ultralink1 1:20 pm
forgot your joy
RawkHawk2010 1:20 pm
is this viva pinata
Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
Vortex is this how you talk?
RawkHawk2010 1:20 pm
there's a british flag on the wall
breezinabout@msn.com 1:20 pm
Certainly not.
ultralink1 1:20 pm
there's a mexican flag on my wall
ultralink1 1:21 pm
come back*
Nintendork 13 13 1:21 pm
D-Did you bring it to a Trump protest?!
breezinabout@msn.com 1:21 pm
I'm nowhere near this common.
ultralink1 1:21 pm
*stab
Nintendork 13 13 1:21 pm
Oh hey they're dying.
"Oh hi Arthur."
ultralink1 1:21 pm
i'm very confused
breezinabout@msn.com 1:21 pm
This is too weird for words.
Nintendork 13 13 1:21 pm
"It's Never Too Late To Have a Happy Place"
RawkHawk2010 1:22 pm
THEY'RE BEATING PINATAS
THIS IS HISPANIPHOBIC
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Censoring piñata violence with the dude's bloody hand. |
ultralink1 1:22 pm
......
uhhhh
Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
Well
ultralink1 1:22 pm
i'm incredibly uncomfortable
Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
he hit it.
"You are off your joy. Take one of mine."
RawkHawk2010 1:22 pm
"We've got a Downer!"
breezinabout@msn.com 1:22 pm
...
Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
COMPULSION GAMES
WE HAPPY FEW
RawkHawk2010 1:22 pm
A down syndrome person?
Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
No, a negative person.
Off their happy pills.
RawkHawk2010 1:23 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 1:23 pm
Available on Xbox Game Preview July 26th.
RawkHawk2010 1:23 pm
I can actually relate to this.
ultralink1 1:23 pm
that made me super uncomfortable
RawkHawk2010 1:23 pm
Painkillers make you like those people.
ultralink1 1:23 pm
cosplayers
RawkHawk2010 1:23 pm
Is that Thor?
Nintendork 13 13 1:23 pm
This is from CD Projekt Red
"YOU ARE THE WILD CARD"
ultralink1 1:24 pm
........what was the point of tht?
Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
Damien Monnier posing.
RawkHawk2010 1:24 pm
dude's on his happy pills alright
Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
"HELLO EVERYONE!!!"
ultralink1 1:24 pm
*refresh
breezinabout@msn.com 1:24 pm
Did they finally turn the card game from Witcher II into its own thing?
*Witcher III
Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
"Players took a lot of time to just sit down in taverns and play cards."
ultralink1 1:24 pm
stupid commericls
Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
Vortex seems right.
"So, we listened to them!"
breezinabout@msn.com 1:24 pm
Gwent I think it's called.
Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
He has a rainbow pin too.
RawkHawk2010 1:24 pm
I remember when me and Kamek played Yu-Gi-Oh! in the Blast once.
breezinabout@msn.com 1:24 pm
Yeah.
Nintendork 13 13 1:25 pm
"How about a game of Gwent."
RawkHawk2010 1:25 pm
And trusted eachother not to cheat.
Nintendork 13 13 1:25 pm
I don't remember if you guys actually finished the game.
ultralink1 1:25 pm
meh
single player card game campaign
Nintendork 13 13 1:25 pm
"We put you, not just your cards, at the centre of things."
RawkHawk2010 1:26 pm
you're a squid now you're a tail now
breezinabout@msn.com 1:26 pm
Lot of CCGs coming out recently. Trying to catch-up to Hearthstone.
Nintendork 13 13 1:26 pm
Where'd the music go?
"go to playgwent.com"
RawkHawk2010 1:26 pm
Hillary Gwenton
Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
Closed Beta coming this September on Xbox One and Windows.
Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
He's thanking his mom I dunno.
Bandai Namco presents
RawkHawk2010 1:27 pm
Looks like Demise.
Nintendork 13 13 1:28 pm
Vs. electric gym leader from Mauville
Wattson.
breezinabout@msn.com 1:28 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 1:28 pm
But no it's actually Akuma and Heihachi.
RawkHawk2010 1:28 pm
i've never heard of these people
RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
the only character I can think of from Tekken offhand is a Tiger Man
from the PS1 game
breezinabout@msn.com 1:29 pm
I know Heihachi 'cause he was in the... I think PS2 version of Soul Calibur II.
Or it may've been Xbox version.
Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
TEKKEN 7 EARLY 2017
woaaaaaaah
breezinabout@msn.com 1:29 pm
GOOD GRIEF
What is that guy on the right wearing?
What a character.
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I have no idea. |
Nintendork 13 13 1:30 pm
I got a fun screenshot.
Guy on the left needs to shut his mouth when he's not talking.
breezinabout@msn.com 1:30 pm
He looks like he should be head of a Yakuza.
Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
"THANK YOU, AND HAVE A GREATU E3 WEEK"
RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
sea of thieves
Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
Are you sure?
RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
no
Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
There's confetti falling.
RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
this looks like Watch Dog.
breezinabout@msn.com 1:31 pm
To get you in the festive mood.
Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
I don't think this is Sea of Thieves.
breezinabout@msn.com 1:31 pm
In June.
RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
Or Dead Rising.
ultralink1 1:32 pm
dead rising for sure
Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
...that's more likely.
DEADRISING4
breezinabout@msn.com 1:32 pm
And people were worried Dead Rising 3 wasn't off-the-wall enough...
OH
RawkHawk2010 1:32 pm
I thought there was only a Dead Rising 1.
Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
"LET THE SLAY RIDE BEGIN"
breezinabout@msn.com 1:32 pm
IT's the next game.
ultralink1 1:32 pm
for the record heihachi was in the ps2 and spawn was in the xbox version
Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
Head of Microsoft studios publishing, Shannon Loftis.
breezinabout@msn.com 1:33 pm
Thanks Kamek.
RawkHawk2010 1:33 pm
Air Dodge?
Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
"no"
ultralink1 1:33 pm
is she spoiling games?
RawkHawk2010 1:33 pm
look at that ribbon
IT
'S A BUG
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Is that a bug? |
Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
wtf
ultralink1 1:33 pm
twitch is going nuts saying spoilers
RawkHawk2010 1:33 pm
PRINT SCREEN
Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
Uh, okay.
Weirdo.
ultralink1 1:33 pm
what is her pin?
breezinabout@msn.com 1:33 pm
"Reinjent"
RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
A bug
ultralink1 1:34 pm
it looks like those support our troops thing
Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
Oh hey she mentioned Recore.
RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
sea of thieves cometh
Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
(Rash shown again for Killer Instinct)
ultralink1 1:34 pm
microsoft studios games
so
Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
Huh?
ultralink1 1:34 pm
game anywhere is the theme
Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
People bring their Windows 10 PC with them on the road?
RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
Scalebound.
ultralink1 1:34 pm
what bound?
oh
Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
Like, is that what she just said?
"Hideki Kamiya"
RawkHawk2010 1:35 pm
KAMIYA
ultralink1 1:35 pm
platinum games is still producing?
RawkHawk2010 1:35 pm
AS I TOLD YOU 1000000000000000000000000000000 TIMES
Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
That's not how I pronounce Kamiya. :-X
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Hideki Kamiya is still here. What's with his pin? |
ultralink1 1:35 pm
lol
ultralink1 1:35 pm
he is the most stoic
RawkHawk2010 1:35 pm
this is the first time I've heard Kamiya talk in English, I feel like.
Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
"The biggest boss fight Platinum Games has ever made."
ultralink1 1:35 pm
oh wait
I remember this
I was excited for this
RawkHawk2010 1:36 pm
this reminds me of the DmC reboot dude.
Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
Fake Dante?
RawkHawk2010 1:36 pm
yeah
breezinabout@msn.com 1:36 pm
That's a big boss.
ultralink1 1:36 pm
it's more like monster hunter almost
Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
(But bigger)
"Too far for my bow!"
breezinabout@msn.com 1:36 pm
That scorpion's got THREE TAILS
Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
"It's getting close!"
Well if he's getting close that should help your bow.
RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
music sounds like The Wonderful 101's
ultralink1 1:37 pm
giant enemy crab
says the twitch chat
RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
um
Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
The demo player seems stoned.
RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
does the player have his eyes closed
RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
is he meditating
what the fuck
Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
Why does he have headphones but not wearing them?
RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
he was literally a stone
ultralink1 1:37 pm
I bet there will be a special edition of those headphones included
Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
"It's a stone Luig1! You didn't make it!"
Kamiya is a stone too.
ultralink1 1:38 pm
ew
Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
ick
RawkHawk2010 1:38 pm
"Platinum Games made that happen!"
Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
Whirlpool of death.
Reminds me of Men in Black 1.
Except Will Smith is
WOAH
breezinabout@msn.com 1:38 pm
This protagonist is so annoying.
Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
THE HEADPHONES
ARE IN-GAME
WHAT THEN FUCK
ultralink1 1:39 pm
yeah you didn't see that earlier?
Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
NO
ultralink1 1:39 pm
this looks like an RE5 boos
boss
Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
Giant red point.
= weakness
breezinabout@msn.com 1:39 pm
For massive damage.
Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?" - protagonist
"KEEP ATTACKING THE HEART!" - as protagonist is shooting the skin
RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
this really is fake Dante.
ultralink1 1:40 pm
RE5 U-8
google that
that's what he looks like
Nintendork 13 13 1:40 pm
I will after the stream. :-X
ultralink1 1:40 pm
meh
2017
Nintendork 13 13 1:40 pm
Is this Sea of Thieves?
Legitimately?
RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
no
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Actually...yes. It's Sea of Thieves. |
ultralink1 1:41 pm
it sounds like it
Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
But they were pirates.
RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
wait maybe
ultralink1 1:41 pm
sea shanty
breezinabout@msn.com 1:41 pm
It must be.
RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
okay yes it is
ultralink1 1:41 pm
jeez rawk
all stream long
Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
...Can I note that Rawk thought Forza Horizons 3 was Sea of Thieves
breezinabout@msn.com 1:41 pm
LOL, when it actually does come up, Rawk's like "nah".
ultralink1 1:41 pm
everyone single game
RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
I like this music.
Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
but the actual Sea of Thieves is "no"?
ultralink1 1:41 pm
IS THIS SEA OF THIEVES
So why are we excited for this again?
Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
Rare is making it.
RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
cuz rare
Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
That's it.
ultralink1 1:42 pm
oh
RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
uuuuuhhhh
ultralink1 1:42 pm
nope definitely not sea of thieves
Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
Every screen in the conference
SEA OF THIEVES
RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
there was no applause
lol
Craig Duncan
ultralink1 1:42 pm
most ambitious game yet?
RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
The best bowling, ever ever ever, on any platform!
Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
Nice hair.
RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
WORLD PREMIERE
SEA OF THIEVES GAMEPLAY
Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
"World premribhyjitr"
How the hell did he say premiere?
Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
"REAL GAMEPLAY"
"REAL PLAYERS"
RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
"Great Water"
Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
Featuring editing.
lol
RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
The art reminds me of Ghoulies a bit.
The rounded edges of models
Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
Walk off the plank already?
ultralink1 1:44 pm
they look so excited
anchor thing
that looked like outset
Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
These players are trying to be YouTubers.
RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
"WHAT THE FUCK"
THAT WAS CHAD
Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
With the facecams.
RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
AND HYLE
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
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SCREAMING FACECAMS! CHAD! |
ultralink1 1:44 pm
?
Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
wait wot
ultralink1 1:44 pm
who?
Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
In which crew?
RawkHawk2010 1:45 pm
Hyle just said Chad's name.
Nintendork 13 13 1:45 pm
"I'm looking at the water Chad shut up"
Guess blue.
ultralink1 1:45 pm
Why are they shouting?
Nintendork 13 13 1:45 pm
Because they have headphones on.
ultralink1 1:45 pm
this is nothing but shouting
RawkHawk2010 1:45 pm
ya they definitely never mentioned any of this
ultralink1 1:45 pm
OMG there's water
breezinabout@msn.com 1:45 pm
Abandon ship!
ultralink1 1:45 pm
I think that's a first in boat games
actual sinking
that can be prevented
RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
"this is nothing but shouting"
^ true
ultralink1 1:46 pm
is this sea of thieves?
Nintendork 13 13 1:46 pm
Is this Sea of Thieves?
ultralink1 1:46 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
That was not the best "gameplay reveal"
ultralink1 1:46 pm
chat is saying state of decay?
RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
where was the uh
"exploration"?
OH WELL
MOVING ON
breezinabout@msn.com 1:47 pm
More zombies.
Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
They seem ready to protest Trump.
ultralink1 1:47 pm
4 people
Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
ew
ultralink1 1:47 pm
everyone is saying left 4 dead
RawkHawk2010 1:47 pm
(btw Chad and Hyle are truly part of the Establishment now.)
Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
"NOBODY SURVIVES ALONE"
RawkHawk2010 1:47 pm
(Sad!)
Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
"State of Decay 2"
RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
State of Decay *2*?
I didn't know there was a State of Decay 1!
Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
Wot's a State of Decay 1?
breezinabout@msn.com 1:48 pm
^^^
Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
Is this Sea of Thieves?
These dudes are getting wrecked by debris.
RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
guys I would have thought Sea of Thieves was Sea of Thieves if they started out with the picture being full-screen.
But it was miles away.
Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
:|
RawkHawk2010 1:49 pm
We could only see pixels.
Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
IT HAD PIRATES/.
PIRATES.
RawkHawk2010 1:49 pm
I couldn't see them, lol.
Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
FORZA HAD CARS.
RawkHawk2010 1:49 pm
I just heard singing and figured there wouldn't be singing.
cuz everything else has singing.
Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
Sea of Thieves isn't a special little snowflake!
It gets singing just like every other trailer.
RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
"Know your Enemy"
Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
"KNOW YOUR ENEMY" "HALO WARS 2"
wait
RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
FRIEND OR FOE
I WANNA KNOW
Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
Was that Halo Wars 2?
RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
yes
Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
Or was that a game called "KNOW YOUR ENEMY" and they're making a bad segue?
I dunno maaan.
breezinabout@msn.com 1:51 pm
I knew there were Halo spin-offs, but i've never heard of Halo Wars.
Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
"New kind of villain in this universe" "brilliant"
RawkHawk2010 1:51 pm
I knew about Halo Wars.
Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
So Halo enemies are usually dumb?
RawkHawk2010 1:51 pm
yes
They're Brutes.
Literally.
Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
This dude is trying to impersonate Jim Webb.
Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
The conference is supposed to end in 10 minutes.
"Please welcome back Phil Spencer."
RawkHawk2010 1:52 pm
btw there's no way sea of thieves is coming out this year if that's all they had to show
breezinabout@msn.com 1:52 pm
Old Xbox logo.
Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
"YOU are leading this ship with the way you play today."
IS THIS SEA OF THIEVES?
RawkHawk2010 1:53 pm
Phil Spencer has such correct posture.
Have y'all noticed that?
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Phil Spencer's apparently impressive posture. |
ultralink1 1:53 pm
did he have that pin at first?
at the beginning of the show
breezinabout@msn.com 1:53 pm
I think so.
Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
I don't remember it.
RawkHawk2010 1:54 pm
It looks like a France flag.
Nintendork 13 13 1:54 pm
Xbox One S
He said hardware innovation without sacrificing compatibility?
(Isn't that what, y'know, happened at the start of this generation?)
"True 4k gaming and high-fidelity VR"
ultralink1 1:55 pm
chat is making white supremecy sttements
RawkHawk2010 1:55 pm
are they gonna show young conker
ultralink1 1:55 pm
VR
RawkHawk2010 1:55 pm
i bet they are
ultralink1 1:55 pm
like
Nintendork 13 13 1:55 pm
They're gonna show a system.
ultralink1 1:55 pm
a headset?
Nintendork 13 13 1:55 pm
Build-up...
ultralink1 1:55 pm
bet it's a headset
Nintendork 13 13 1:55 pm
Woman
RawkHawk2010 1:55 pm
xboxxxxxxxxxx
ultralink1 1:55 pm
VR headset
Nintendork 13 13 1:56 pm
Todd Howard?
RawkHawk2010 1:56 pm
it's Todd Hawlow
yeah
Nintendork 13 13 1:56 pm
A console "beyond boundaries"
"six teraflops to handle 4k resolutions"
RawkHawk2010 1:56 pm
Xbox Scorpio?
ultralink1 1:56 pm
they should have kept xbox 360
RawkHawk2010 1:56 pm
Nintendo NX?
ultralink1 1:56 pm
that name would have been awesome for a VR headset
breezinabout@msn.com 1:56 pm
"Xbox One... Two!"
Nintendork 13 13 1:56 pm
"these are the highest quality pixels anyone's ever seen"
The best pixels
RawkHawk2010 1:57 pm
lol, Xbox One Two
ultralink1 1:57 pm
trump pixels
Nintendork 13 13 1:57 pm
MAKE GRAPHICS GREAT AGAIN
ultralink1 1:57 pm
?
RawkHawk2010 1:57 pm
the pixels just got 4K higher
Nintendork 13 13 1:57 pm
"We read the articles"
(Even ours?)
"8 CPU cores"
RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
the sea of thieves trailer was nothing but yelling
Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
some other numbers
RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
this is nothing but talking
breezinabout@msn.com 1:58 pm
At first I heard "It's the we heard you console" as "It's the Wii U console".
Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
"Project Scorpio"
"The most powerful console ever."
"Holiday 2017"
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PROJECT SCORPIO. |
RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
Project Scorpio = Project NX
Ships next year.
RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
It's all coming together.
Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
(...You have your holidays in March?)
ultralink1 1:59 pm
xbox specifically said they weren't going to go into another console before this show
Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
"Xbox One" "Xbox One S" "Project Scorpio" all three are compatible.
"No one gets left behind."
ultralink1 1:59 pm
lol chat
"Triceraflops
RawkHawk2010 1:59 pm
"to give our developers and partners opportunity to take advantage"
aka nintendo
Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
"Gaming beyond generations. Thank you."
ultralink1 1:59 pm
Soooo xbox wants to get rid of generations
Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
They're ending on time?
ultralink1 2:00 pm
not sure how they're going to do this
Nintendork 13 13 2:00 pm
Highlights reel.
ultralink1 2:00 pm
twitch chat is saying RIP sony
Nintendork 13 13 2:00 pm
(That was Sea of Thieves back there, Rawk.)
ultralink1 2:01 pm
nah this is sea of thieves
Nintendork 13 13 2:01 pm
So... Resident Evil 5 U-8?
ultralink1 2:01 pm
huh
RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
Well
ultralink1 2:01 pm
oh
yeah
RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
wait
ultralink1 2:01 pm
it's another giant enermy crab
RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
what's happening
Nintendork 13 13 2:01 pm
the hell is happening on the stream
RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
Sasquatch?
ultralink1 2:02 pm
??
chat is super confused
breezinabout@msn.com 2:02 pm
The streams just rambling now.
Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
...I think this is an advertisement.
ultralink1 2:02 pm
sounds like it's for ARK
RawkHawk2010 2:02 pm
o
ultralink1 2:02 pm
oh
RawkHawk2010 2:02 pm
Okay
Well,
Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
Well.
ultralink1 2:02 pm
humble hundle is bout to crash
Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
*closes stream*
RawkHawk2010 2:02 pm
Can't say I'm too impressed with Rare.
Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
Would you be impressed with Rare if they were making Forza?
RawkHawk2010 2:03 pm
A bunch of dudes firing at eachother and screaming?
That's...the exact opposite of what they've been hyping.
ultralink1 2:03 pm
nothing interesting on humble bundle
RawkHawk2010 2:03 pm
They've been hyping LORE
breezinabout@msn.com 2:03 pm
I didn't appreciate the facecams either honestly.
RawkHawk2010 2:03 pm
And SUBTLE ATMOSPHERE
ultralink1 2:03 pm
so
closing thoughts
?
Nintendork 13 13 2:03 pm
Still better than EA and Bethesda.
breezinabout@msn.com 2:03 pm
I hope Sea of Thieves doesn't turn into multiplayer YouTube bait.
ultralink1 2:03 pm
twitch commentary crew is back
Nintendork 13 13 2:04 pm
I wanna know how their BEYOND GENERATIONS thing is gonna end up.
breezinabout@msn.com 2:04 pm
Yeah, better than the previous two.
ultralink1 2:04 pm
they're gambling
Nintendork 13 13 2:04 pm
Okay okay okay okay we're ending this.
No bets!
RawkHawk2010 2:04 pm
CEO Kaz Hirai @KazHiraiCEO 8m8 minutes ago
This conference has been so long that Microsoft has announced a new console and another new console to replace that new console #XboxE3
Nintendork 13 13 2:04 pm
Or Rawk will get triggered!
ultralink1 2:05 pm
lol
kaz
Today's E3 coverage is just beginning, but after this, we're going to take a brief diversion from Los Angeles and focus our attention to New Hampshire. We'll be back in Los Angeles for Ubisoft, don't worry! (We're just ignoring whatever this PC Gaming Show thing is.)
Before this conference we had Bethesda on Sunday.
As promised, here's Donald Trump's E3 conference!
Last year's 2015 Microsoft conference is here.
Next year's 2017 Microsoft conference is all about Project Scorpio, and its real identity.
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