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Sunday, June 11, 2017

KoopaTV's Microsoft E3 2017 Conference Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Breaking technological advances in gaming as we know it, or...

Welcome to the start of the second calendar week of E3 Weeks 2017! This is KoopaTV, and we're going to give you so much coverage this week. Just check out what we have planned in our E3 Weeks 2017 Schedule!

Right now, we're going to bring you our live reaction log for Microsoft! (Otherwise known as the Xbox E3, but may feature Windows stuff as well.) Microsoft has a lot they could share with us, about the future of their whole gaming ecosystem. Microsoft themselves seem confused about what Project Scorpio will do to the market, so this is their best time to enlighten both us and their own company, as well as the industry, as to what will occur.

Joining me on this potentially historic conference are KoopaTV staffers RawkHawk2010 and Vortexica (breezinabout).

(4:47:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) where's vortex

(4:47:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) hey vortex

(4:50:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Why do people want a Goldeneye port so bad?

(4:50:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dunno

(4:51:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Goldeneye was beloved because there wasn't a glut of multiplayer shooters.

(4:51:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah

(4:51:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It was relatively unique and top-class for its time.

(4:51:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) so it ain't gonna be that great now

(4:51:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And people have nostalgia for that.

(4:51:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Which is why people think Goldeneye is better than Perfect Dark.

(4:51:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I bought Perfect Dark XBLA

(4:52:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) An alleged perfect up-res'd and optimized port

(4:52:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I was like, "meh"

(4:54:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Single-player?

(4:54:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah

(4:55:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Can we get a Ghoulies sequel?

(4:55:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(4:55:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That's in my top 5 Rare games

(4:55:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) it captures banjo-kazooie's personality more than its own sequel

(4:56:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Bethesda?

(4:56:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) A little later than normal?

(4:56:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Hoping that doesn't mean it got later than what's on the schedule.

(4:57:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I hope that means they're acknowledging that

(4:57:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: uh

(4:57:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 12 AM is quite late.

(4:57:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Did we like Sony's conference?

(4:57:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I don't think we did.

(4:58:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They had an orchestra.

(4:58:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) oh shit two minutes

(4:59:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We couldn't tell which audio was in-game and what was orchestra.

(4:59:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) oh yeah

(5:00:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) um

(5:00:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's 5:00

(5:00:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: .......

(5:00:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Are these people gonna shut up?

(5:00:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: yes

(5:00:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 640x480 2001

(5:00:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) where's vortex

(5:00:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 1280x720 2005

(5:00:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 1920 x 1080 2013

(5:00:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT ALL LEADS TO THIS

(5:01:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 4K ULTRA HD

(5:01:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) 4K

(5:01:09 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I'm here.

(5:01:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yay

(5:01:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) 4K is such a misnomer

(5:01:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm still fine with 720p just saying.

(5:01:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) me too

(5:01:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) 720p is all my TV can do

(5:01:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Really? I thought you'd care more than I do.

(5:01:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) nah

(5:01:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this Scorpio?

(5:01:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or is that up to a point?

(5:02:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's a dramatised computer chip.

(5:02:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I just don't want 240p, lol.

(5:02:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or an eyeball.

(5:02:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Was that Joanna Dark?

(5:02:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or a robotic eyeball.

(5:02:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CAR PORN

(5:02:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We haven't said "car porn" yet this E3.

(5:02:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) girl gamer

(5:02:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ........

(5:03:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Girl gamer playing as male characters.

(5:03:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Girl gamer playing all dudebro games

(5:03:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Does that confuse feminists?

(5:03:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Black box

(5:03:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Where's Etrian Odyssey?

(5:03:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PHIL SPENCER

(5:03:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: On 3DS

(5:03:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or whatever that 360-exlusive waifu RPG was

(5:03:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh, I must have the wrong game.

(5:03:48 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) #IStandwithPhil

(5:03:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is Phil on drugs?

(5:03:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL

(5:03:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Like, morphine?

(5:04:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He probably always is.

(5:04:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This takes a lot of stimulation.

(5:04:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) mi><er

(5:04:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) mixer

(5:04:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) There's No Power Greater Than X

(5:04:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ....................

(5:05:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) XBOX ONE X

(5:05:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) XENOBLADE CHRONICLES X

(5:05:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Xbox One X?

(5:05:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Xbox One X?

(5:05:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: this is stupid

(5:05:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Xbox One S?

(5:05:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What the fuck?

(5:05:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Xbox One X joins Xbox One and Xbox One S


The Xbox One Family X S Project Scorpio November 7 E3 2017
The Xbox One Family.


(5:05:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) So it's like Pokemon Sun and Moon?

(5:05:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is worse than New Nintendo 3DS.

(5:05:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And there'll be an Ultra X and Ultra S at E3 2018?

(5:06:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or maybe an Xbox Y.

(5:06:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Except, like

(5:06:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: X and S

(5:06:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: share letters and could be confused with one another over a phone.

(5:06:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or an accent.

(5:06:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This dude is blabbing technical specs and the crowd is eating it up.

(5:06:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You think the crowd knows what he's talking about?

(5:06:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ('cause I don't)

(5:06:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What's the difference between X and S?

(5:07:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: S is Slim

(5:07:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: X is True 4k

(5:07:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is S already out?

(5:07:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ummm I researched this for the lifecycles article that'll be linked in the beginning paragraphs to this log but I forgot

(5:07:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Backwards compatibility.

(5:08:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) They're bragging about keeping BC for THE SAME SYSTEM

(5:08:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This dude is making up words.

(5:08:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's talking about SUPERSAMPLING

(5:08:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Which makes your 1080p games look better too.

(5:08:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What if Nintendo bragged about New Nintendo 3DS playing 3DS games?

(5:08:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Even if you don't have a 4k TV.

(5:08:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They do.

(5:08:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They say it has the biggest library.

(5:08:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Seven billions transistors

(5:08:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol no one clapped

(5:09:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Every MILLIMETRE was handcrafted for efficiency.

(5:09:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Liquid-cooled Vapor Chamber"

(5:09:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Liquid-cooled Vapor Chamber

(5:09:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THAT gets applause?

(5:09:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What the hell does that even mean?

(5:09:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This is coming close to parody-levels.

(5:09:44 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) "Hovis"?

(5:09:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: These are all idiotic buzzwords.

(5:09:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Reminds me of that MS E3 with someone talking about the car seat fibers

(5:09:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I assume this is what the PC Gaming Show is like.

(5:10:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Which is why I don't watch it.)

(5:10:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) THE SMALLEST

(5:10:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) XBOX

(5:10:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) EVER

(5:10:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Xbox One X is THE SMALLEST XBOX EVER"

(5:10:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(5:10:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But... does it have a handle?

(5:10:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Someone howled in the audience.

(5:10:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Let's see what this monster can do!"

(5:10:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Sounded like a real coyote.

(5:10:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Xbox One & Windows 10 Exclusive World Premiere"

(5:10:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Windows 10?

(5:10:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this another Halo

(5:10:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So I'm on my non-4k computer monitor

(5:11:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: so am I gonna see any difference?

(5:11:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The Halo 4 trailer started out in a desert

Forza Motorsport 7 gameplay 4k resolution driving
...yeaah look at this car interior.


(5:11:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: car porn

(5:11:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) k guess this isn't halo

(5:11:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: These racers look like ISIS.

(5:12:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FORZA MOTORSPORT 7

(5:12:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Dan Greenawalt

(5:12:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What is a Supercar?

(5:12:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is that a car seen with 4K?

(5:12:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's pronounced Fortsa?

(5:12:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it was Four-zuh

(5:13:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Porsche is pronounced Porscha?

(5:13:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ya

(5:13:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I think this guy just doesn't know how to pronounce.

(5:13:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No, I think it is Porscha.

(5:13:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it was Poorsh

(5:13:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The Porsche 9/11?

(5:13:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but I was corrected at one point.

(5:13:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Also is this real life or a game


Forza Motorsport 7 Porsche E3 2017 Microsoft Xbox One 911
Some delicious car porn.


(5:13:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 9/11 engine

(5:13:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) hey man

(5:14:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I think this is a little insensitive

(5:14:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Vortex what do you think?

(5:14:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They mentioned eSports

(5:14:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Samantha McIntosh

(5:14:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Verena Mei, professional driver.

(5:14:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This takes place in Dubai?

(5:14:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Anita Sarkeesian isn't gonna complain about this conference, right? Two female drivers to show off the car porn.

(5:14:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or is it bad because it's sexualised?

(5:15:03 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Well the Porsche 911 has been going since 1963, so... I'm not offended.

(5:15:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well, McIntosh may be related to her boss.

(5:15:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) So that changes things.

(5:15:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought he left.

(5:15:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He's got dirt on her.

(5:15:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Like the last Ace Attorney villainess I beat.

(5:15:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Like the Russians on Michael Flynn?

(5:15:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh

(5:15:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Isn't that the first Ace Attorney villainess?

(5:15:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: <_<

(5:16:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) LAST = RECENT

(5:16:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Unless you count April May.

(5:16:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm supposed to be suffocating from this breathtaking Forza finish.

(5:16:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But I'm still breathing.

(5:16:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "With more than 700 cars..."

(5:16:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 2018 Porsche 911 some other shit

(5:17:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Releasing October 3, 2017

(5:17:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (the game)

(5:17:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) How can everyone be the first to experience it?

(5:17:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (dunno about the car)

(5:17:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Phil Spencer returns.

(5:17:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The most ______ 9/11 ever made

(5:17:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Didn't catch the adjective.

(5:17:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Who cares.

(5:17:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Largest and most diverse games lineup"

(5:18:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Will there be a courtroom adventure?

(5:18:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They said every genre.

(5:18:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Feature 42 games.

(5:18:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ace Attorney Xbox One X

(5:18:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...please don't make me screenshot all of them.

(5:18:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 22 games with console exclusivity on Xbox One.

(5:18:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I hate when people say "The Xbox One Family"

(5:18:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Sounds cultish.

(5:18:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't see a difference between Xbox One S and Xbox One X besides that S is white.

(5:19:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) World Premiere

(5:19:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Like Pokémon Black/White

(5:19:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this The Division?

(5:19:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well it's definitely not Sea of Thieves.

(5:19:38 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Metro?

(5:19:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Because they showed this same snowy environment in The Division in multiple trailers.

(5:19:53 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Looks like a new Metro to me.

(5:19:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: With skeletons.

(5:20:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's your future.

(5:20:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I dunno what Metro is.

(5:20:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Under Radical Islamist rule with your Labour Party gaining seats.

(5:20:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THAT'S NOT A FLASHLIGHT

(5:20:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THAT'S A CANDLE

(5:20:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THATR

(5:20:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) IT'S THE IGUANA

(5:20:37 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Metro's basically a post-apocalyptic Russian survival FPS.

(5:20:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL

(5:20:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh I thought you meant the UK Metro

(5:20:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol i did too

(5:20:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...not a game. <_<

(5:21:02 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) No, the Russian Metro.

(5:21:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well this is in Russia.

(5:21:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or somewhere out there.

(5:21:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yeah.

(5:21:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's Russian architecture.

(5:21:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Russia is the new place for games.

(5:21:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...I think.

(5:21:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Thanks Trump.

(5:21:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm going based off that TIME Magazine cover.

(5:21:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He invented this fascination.

(5:21:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this Firewatch?

(5:22:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe there'll be a Tetris reboot here.

(5:22:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause it had a map and first-person view?

(5:22:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) In 4K

(5:22:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Animal cruelty

(5:22:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He didn't even finish it off.

(5:22:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHHHHHH

(5:22:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MOTHER BEAR

(5:23:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf he got hit and then it left

(5:23:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Real-time rock falling

(5:23:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mother Bear is gonna fall off.

(5:23:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This reminds me of Bayonetta.

(5:23:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Convenient rope sliding.

(5:23:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TRAIN

(5:23:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) With creatures struggling to kill you while falling off cliffs

(5:23:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bitch looks steampunk

(5:23:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The hell was that?

(5:23:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: METRO

(5:23:56 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Yep.

(5:23:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: METRO EXODUS

(5:24:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Departing 2018

(5:24:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Looked aight.

(5:24:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) One down, 41 to go!

(5:24:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Okay I guess Vortex knows wot he's talking about.

(5:24:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(5:24:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Pyramid. "We are the first."

(5:24:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this about the Jews? 'cause the Jews built the pyramids.

(5:24:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Birds

(5:24:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) We like birds.

(5:24:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) They did?

(5:25:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah read the Bible sometime.

(5:25:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HOODIE

(5:25:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Must be Assassin's Creed.

(5:25:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought Assassin's Creed had already covered the desert.

(5:25:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Now they're in Rome.

(5:25:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh.

(5:25:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE BROTHERHOOD BEGINS

(5:25:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably Cleopatra-era.

(5:26:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ASSASSIN'S CREED ORIGINS

(5:26:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (as opposed to Rayman Origins)

(5:26:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jean Guesdon?

(5:26:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Creative Director at Ubisoft.

(5:26:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ancient Egypt is the birthplace of modern civilization.

(5:26:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It is?

(5:26:44 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Assassin's Creed must've done just about every other setting by now.

(5:26:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought that was China.

(5:26:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh... I guess?

(5:26:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Western civilisation didn't do anything with China.

(5:27:00 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I thought the cradle of civilization was Greece.

(5:27:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Western civilisation came from Egypt.

(5:27:16 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Or was that democracy?

(5:27:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...and Greece I guess.

(5:27:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Athens made Democracy.

(5:27:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) LOL

(5:27:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) HE CALLED IT XBONE

(5:27:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And corrected himself.

(5:28:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Egypt is technically responsible for the Jews who are responsible for Western civilisation.

(5:28:14 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Isn't there an Egyptian bird called an isis?

(5:28:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yes

(5:28:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There's an Egyption goddess called an isis.

(5:28:26 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) lol

(5:28:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or that's Iris.

(5:28:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) there's also an ant called a gamergate.

(5:29:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm waiting for him to run over random people on the horse.

(5:29:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Marik's sister in Yu-Gi-Oh! is named Isis.

(5:29:06 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Wait, horse riding? In ancient Egypt?

(5:29:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Whoa

(5:29:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) You can play as a bird.

(5:29:16 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Isn't that an anachronism?

(5:29:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He just turned into a bird.

(5:29:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's like Wind Waker with the seagull

(5:29:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...or is controlling it.

(5:29:26 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I thought that's why they used chariots.

(5:29:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ala Wind Waker

(5:29:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Except you don't need a fruit on your head

(5:29:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That was one of the best features of Wind Waker.

(5:29:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Haoi Pear?

(5:29:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah

(5:29:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Wall climbing

(5:30:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well that's standard Assassin's Creed.

(5:30:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Either this is stealing everything from BoTW or BoTW stole everything from this.

(5:30:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Latter

(5:30:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Did Assassin's Creed always have slow-motion archery?

(5:31:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) You can poison corpses.

(5:31:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh I just zoned out.

(5:31:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Okay a dude fell off a building and LEVEL UP

(5:31:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He Leveled Up from throwing a guy off a cliff.

(5:32:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) uhhhhh...okay

(5:32:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "You will die Medunamun!"

(5:32:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "DIE YOU BASTARD"

(5:32:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well that wasn't a sneak attack at all.

(5:32:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Medunamun attacked him FIRST.

(5:32:46 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) WHAT

(5:32:49 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) HOMING ARROW

(5:32:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) See it was smart to not show thirty minutes of that.

(5:33:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Fuck EA.

(5:33:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Crash montage!

(5:33:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(5:33:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A whole new genre of games has emerged.

(5:33:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is Mixer

(5:33:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I hate that mi><er logo

(5:33:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "The next generation of live game streaming"

(5:33:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Reminds me of X-Yux

(5:33:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) >Sea of Thieves

(5:33:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) erm

(5:33:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) nvm

(5:34:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PlayerUnknown himself, Brendan Greene.


Brendan Greene Creative Director Bluehole PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Xbox Microsoft E3 2017 Space Invaders shirt
Stretched Space Invaders?


(5:34:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) wtf at that shirt

(5:34:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

(5:34:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is that the Galaga enemy but stretched?

(5:34:30 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Space Invaders.

(5:34:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) oh yeah

(5:34:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this a new IP?

(5:34:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no

(5:35:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The game exists already.

(5:35:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But not on console I guess.

(5:35:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf I expected something more pixel-y and indie-looking

(5:35:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "COMING TO THE STORE ON XBOX ONE"

(5:35:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) These graphics don't look good to me.

(5:35:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Looks like PS2

(5:35:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They gotta have a better name than THE STORE.

(5:36:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE STORE is where I buy groceries.

(5:36:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) calling it THE STORE makes it sound important

(5:36:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) like there's no need to specify

(5:36:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The eShop, for example, is where I buy digital games.

(5:36:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Everyone laughed at a dude being smartstriked.

(5:36:52 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Was that a frying pan he got hit with?

(5:37:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: GHOST SHIP GAMES

(5:37:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought it was a baseball bat.

(5:37:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) No Man's Sky 2

(5:37:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Okay now this is indie and polygonal.

(5:37:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This looks like Federation Force

(5:37:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It has Metroid-y music.

(5:37:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or Lavender Town.

(5:37:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This isn't No Man's Sky 2 BTW.

(5:37:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DEEP ROCK GALACTIC

(5:37:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DANGER. DARKNESS. DWARVES/

(5:38:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Xbox One & Windows 10 Exclusive

(5:38:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This looks like the Courage the Cowardly Dog house.

(5:38:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I haven't screenshotted since the car porn.

(5:38:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Haven't felt the need to.

(5:38:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: More zombies.

(5:38:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) noooooooooooooooo

(5:39:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Did you see the Gutfeld segment last night on where he said ISIS were zombies?

(5:39:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Zombies are still a fad?

(5:39:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) How long will it go on?

(5:39:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And that's why he no longer likes zombie media?

(5:39:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ya

(5:39:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Questionable reasoning, but it's the right end result.

(5:39:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) what if greg gutfeld was the protagonist in this

(5:39:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No it's that ugly girl.

(5:40:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Looks like The Sims.

(5:40:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(5:40:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The Sims X

(5:40:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(5:40:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Was that Childish Gambino?

(5:40:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, well, the girl just died.

(5:41:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wait no she got the very last panacea.

(5:41:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And now there's a random car driving over dudes.

(5:41:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: GOSHA ZOMBIE


State of Decay 2 big obese giant fat zombie red eyes E3 2017
This guy just destroyed someone. LOOK AT THAT BELLY.


(5:41:39 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) O_O

(5:41:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: screenshotted

(5:41:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) #lewd

(5:42:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Need to know the game's name for the file name.

(5:42:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) #Survive

(5:42:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...State of Decay 2

(5:42:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) State of Decay 2

(5:42:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Coming out Spring 2018.

(5:42:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I didn't know there was a State of Decay 1

(5:42:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (There was a 1?)

(5:43:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This looks like Knack.

(5:43:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

(5:43:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: JETHRO TULL, CHIEF SHOUTCASTER

(5:44:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, he's definitely shouting.

(5:44:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This cloak letting you walk through walls

(5:44:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: can't tell if feature or the game doesn't have collision detection.

(5:44:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE DARWIN PROJECT

(5:44:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ewwwwwww nooooooooooo

(5:45:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's Minecraft. <.<

(5:45:03 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Ugh...

(5:45:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Remember the Minecraft Hololens?

(5:45:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Are we the only people who hate this franchise?

(5:45:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That was cool.

(5:45:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But they're not doing that again.

(5:45:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i guess i kinda like this music

(5:45:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I saw a Switch.

(5:45:43 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Me too.

(5:45:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, I also remember the depressed guy-cheerful girl Minecraft presentation.

(5:45:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf Moyang?

(5:45:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it was Mojang like the Chinese game.

(5:45:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) is this a dude or a girl

(5:45:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Lydia Winters.

Lydia Winters Brand Director Mojang lesbian Minecraft Microsoft Xbox E3 2017 conference leather jacket
Lydia Winters, brand director at Mojang. Her face looks like a meme smiley.


(5:46:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Girl, but she looks like a dude.

(5:46:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Screenshotted her.

(5:46:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) they're acting like these features are new

(5:46:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "player-made skins"

(5:47:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Super-duper excited"

(5:47:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) 4K isn't going to do anything for fucking Minecraft.

(5:47:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's all fucking pixels.

(5:47:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: COMING THIS FALL

(5:47:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's designed to look bad!

(5:47:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) well

(5:47:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh yeah? Look at all of those lighting effects.

(5:47:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) maybe not anymore, it seems

(5:47:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IN THE SUPER DUPER GRAPHICS PACK

(5:47:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 4K ULTRA HD

(5:47:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They even built a 4K statue.

(5:48:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: In case you couldn't tell it's 4K by looking at it.

(5:48:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) imagine someone deleting your minecraft server

(5:48:11 PM) (rawkhawk2010) after they doxx you

(5:48:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) when you've spent years building a world

(5:48:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...

(5:48:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: >.>

(5:48:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Can you back it up?

(5:48:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yes

(5:48:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) but if someone has your password they can un-back it

(5:49:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Jay-Pan

(5:49:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Spencer says these next games will surprise and delight.

(5:49:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: JAPAN

(5:49:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HILARIOUS GAME

(5:49:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WORLD PREMIERE

(5:49:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Rabbids

(5:49:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) WHNUyhuywghwyuwyuw

(5:49:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DRAGON BALL

(5:49:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) DRAGON BALL FIGHTERS

(5:49:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) holy fucking fuck

(5:49:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: XBOX ONE X ENHANCED

(5:49:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) these graphics

(5:50:09 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I'd give my right arm to see Rawk's face right now.

(5:50:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this looks amazing

(5:50:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Golden Freeza

(5:50:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This better be on Switch!

(5:50:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: did you screenshot it

(5:50:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) noooooooooooo lol

(5:50:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) NO TIME

(5:51:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: All I got was an explosion. <_<

(5:51:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Guess I'll save it.

Dragon Ball FighterZ explosion
This explosion represents Rawk's mind being blown.


(5:51:11 PM) (rawkhawk2010) we'll figure it out later

(5:51:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) goddam

(5:51:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i can't believe that was all in-game

(5:51:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) what is this

(5:51:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno.

(5:51:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh

(5:52:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought that was Sea of Thieves, lol.

(5:52:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: :|

(5:52:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) they looked like pirates at first

(5:52:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They...did not.

(5:52:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) btw does Dragon Ball Fighters qualify as "hilarious"?

(5:52:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Uhhhhhhhhh

(5:52:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Spencer thought it did.

(5:52:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: *Fighter Z

(5:52:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe he played as Buu.

(5:52:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.

(5:52:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The MMORPG Black Desert

(5:53:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...The game's name is "The MMORPG"?

(5:53:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) PARIS

(5:53:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) IT'S ON FIRE

(5:53:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) MUSLIMS

(5:53:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AN ODDTALES GAME

(5:53:29 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) At least it wasn't London.

(5:53:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Not YET.

(5:53:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: pixels

(5:53:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I assume this was Paris anyway

(5:53:38 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) <_<

(5:53:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I saw an Eiffel Tower.

(5:53:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Might be Japan at this rate.

(5:54:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE LAST NIGHT

(5:54:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...well now we'll never know.

(5:54:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Hovercraft, gotta be Japan.

(5:54:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ANNAPURINA INTERACTIVE

(5:54:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Scribblenauts X

(5:54:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well the dinosaur face made me think it.

(5:55:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well he just materialised a guitar.

(5:55:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So you're onto something.

(5:55:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TYHE ARTFUL ESCAPE

(5:55:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: COMING WHEN IT'S DAMN READY

(5:55:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (so it'll be canceled)

(5:55:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) well i'm sorta interested.

(5:55:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(5:55:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wot's this

(5:55:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bayonetta 3?

(5:55:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Who is that.

(5:55:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh no

(5:56:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What is this.

(5:56:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's animu though

(5:56:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Baten Kaos?

(5:56:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Baten Kaos is nothing like that.

(5:56:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's Code Vein

(5:56:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...from Bandai Namco.

(5:56:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...so kinda close.

(5:56:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(5:57:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He's talking about Sea

(5:57:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We're almost an hour in.

(5:57:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "beyond borders"

(5:57:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And we're less than half of 42 games.

(5:57:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) KNEW IT

(5:57:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Extended look at

(5:57:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SEA OF THIEVES

(5:57:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Xbox One & Windows 10 Exclusive

(5:57:29 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) This should be interesting.

(5:57:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Seas don't have borders!

(5:58:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Whoa

(5:58:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Brawlin Becca jumped the plank.

(5:58:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Diving

(5:58:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...so did the main character.

(5:58:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) After Breath of the Wild I forgot diving existed!

(5:58:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: How are they breathing?

(5:58:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) L.O.G.

(5:58:33 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I don't see an air metre.

(5:58:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) L.O.G. explains everything.

(5:58:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Swimming with an iron cannonball.

(5:59:02 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) AAHHHH

(5:59:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SHARK

(5:59:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) THE FIRST RARE ANIMAL

(5:59:11 PM) (rawkhawk2010) IN YEARS

(5:59:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe that was Snacker.

(5:59:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe it's DKU now.

(5:59:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: How do you climb the ladder with a big treasure chest?

(5:59:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HailShot Hanna about to die

(6:00:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Looks like Outset Island.

(6:00:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Transition.

(6:00:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Exploring an island.

Sea of Thieves Devil's Ridge Cursed Boor Shrine instructions directions prophecy map
“On Devil's Ridge beneath the sand, The Gold lies hidden from thieving hands.
Seek the Cursed Boor Shrine where there is no sky. It lies in wait for a light held high.”


(6:00:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ZOMBIES

(6:00:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Banana

(6:00:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Whoa

(6:00:54 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Eat that banana.

(6:00:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) They shot a dude.

(6:01:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) From a cannon?

(6:01:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well that was cool.

(6:01:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Cave of Thieves.

(6:01:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I can hear the Conker in this music.

(6:01:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I can picture Kamek streaming this.

(6:02:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: REAL-TIME WEAPON CHANGE

(6:02:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) These clues remind me of Color Splash's

(6:02:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Where you have to turn the ship at a certain point.

(6:02:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And shit.

(6:02:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ya

(6:02:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Soooooo

(6:02:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MORE ZOMBIES

Sea of Thieves pirates skeletons muskets zombies treasure guarding Devil's Ridge
Yarr give us the treasure back.


(6:03:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Can they not open the chest?

(6:03:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And at least first see if there's even anything in it?

(6:03:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The running reminds me of Ghoulies.

(6:03:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no

(6:04:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Gotta get the treasure to your ship.

(6:04:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: To Plunder Outpost.

(6:04:35 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Enemy ship ahoy.

(6:04:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...oh and there's a rival pirate ship.

(6:04:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Shootin' cannonballs in a lightning storm.

(6:04:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (it was broad daylight before)

(6:05:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CLIMBING INTO CANNON

(6:05:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fall damage.

(6:05:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Did he take fall damage?

(6:05:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(6:05:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Their ship has the same layout as yours.

(6:05:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause they're other real players.

(6:05:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No auto-regenerating health.

(6:05:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...dude got killed by shark

(6:06:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: rip

(6:06:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well

(6:06:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That looked pretty good but ummmmmmmmm

(6:06:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) was no one from Rare gonna talk about it? >.>

(6:06:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ONTO THE NEXT GAME

(6:06:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Makes it seem like there's years left before it'll release.

(6:06:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Probably the truth.

(6:06:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: If you haven't noticed, there isn't much talking in this conference.

(6:06:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) there was for forza

(6:06:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) WHAT

(6:07:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) who is that

(6:07:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well they had a physical car

(6:07:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...

(6:07:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is that Conker?

(6:07:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Bubsy?

(6:07:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I don't know who that is.

(6:07:27 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Looks like a fox.

(6:07:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this Rare?

Super Lucky's Tale creatures Xbox One E3 Microsoft
Not everything with animals is made by Rare Ltd., dude.


(6:07:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't know.

(6:07:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It runs like the SM3DWorld cat.

(6:07:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is Galaxy music.

(6:08:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe it's Playtonic.

(6:08:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe this is why the Wii U version of Yooka never came out, lol.

(6:08:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Like, this trailer music is Galaxy's trailer music.

(6:08:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah

(6:08:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But in a higher pitch.

(6:08:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) it is

(6:08:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Same tempo and instruments.

(6:09:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: eek

(6:09:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SUPER LUCKY'S TALE

(6:09:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: November 7, 2017

(6:09:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) that looked good for a patformer

(6:09:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i like the digging

(6:09:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (okay I don't even know what Bubsy is I admit)

(6:09:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) dunno who made it

(6:09:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) guess we'll find out

(6:09:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) what is this, Cuphead?

(6:09:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.

(6:09:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Good call.

(6:10:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i've always been interested in this

(6:10:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Coming out September 29!

(6:10:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...and that's it.

(6:10:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "Uh oh."

(6:10:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 30 second trailer.

(6:10:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Sumo Digital?

(6:10:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A Sumo Digital production

(6:10:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring a swear

(6:10:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: and an angry black man

(6:10:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Terry Crews.

Terry Crews Crackdown 3 E3 Xbox One Microsoft 2017 yelling angry black
...yeah. I guess it says Crackdown 3 right there.


(6:11:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This feels like a Geico commercial.

(6:11:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't like it.

(6:11:12 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) JUST DO IT!

(6:11:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or Old Spray

(6:11:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "WELCOME TO THE ASIAN CITY"

(6:11:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ????

(6:11:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Did he say Welcome to the Asian City

(6:11:36 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) *Agency(?)

(6:11:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this Crackdown?

(6:11:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Rap music

(6:11:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: featuring a drinking monkey bar

(6:11:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: everyone's black

(6:12:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this should be inspiring for black youth

(6:12:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i like it

(6:12:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, you too can blow cars up.

(6:12:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...including police.

(6:12:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: STEP UP

(6:12:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YOUR

(6:12:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Boom?

(6:12:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) wtf

(6:12:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CRACKDOWN 3

(6:12:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i guessed that

(6:12:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Good guess!

(6:12:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) dunno how

(6:12:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Hell yeah!" - audience

(6:13:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Montage?

(6:13:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I guess they gotta get through the 42 games quicker.

(6:14:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ......

(6:14:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) obolettes

(6:14:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The song is going

(6:14:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "OUUUUYYAAA!"

(6:14:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(6:14:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ID@Xbox

(6:14:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

(6:14:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Phil looks high on the mary j

(6:14:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) look at his eyes

(6:15:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're kinda closed.

(6:15:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i rest my case

(6:15:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i like him putting emphasis on story

(6:15:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There's even a next few games.

(6:15:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) pay attention, nintendo

(6:15:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring stylistic approach.

(6:15:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EXCLUSIVE

(6:15:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Another Annapurna game?

(6:15:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Aurora44

(6:16:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: got dem 4k penguin hands

(6:16:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dudes are using lanturns instead of flashlights.

(6:16:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) do these people have faces

(6:16:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...does that answer your question?

(6:17:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ashen

(6:17:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ASHEN

(6:17:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ashen Ketchum

(6:17:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Square ENIX!

(6:17:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Square Enix

(6:17:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: World premiere.

(6:17:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) please don't be final fantasy

(6:17:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CIGARETTE

(6:17:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) does ff have cigarettes?

(6:18:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Smoking to the music.

(6:18:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: OREGON

(6:18:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, there's no Oregon in Final Fantasy.

(6:18:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AMERICAN FLAG

(6:18:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Was that Antifa?!

(6:18:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HOODIE

(6:18:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) They had anarchist logos on their shirts.

(6:18:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: RACHEL wait wot

(6:19:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LIFE IS STRANGE BEFORE THE STORM

(6:19:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Rachel Maddow's backstory

(6:19:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Square Enix publishes Life is Strange?

(6:19:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Michael De Plater showing Middle Earth Shadow of War.

(6:19:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This Ar-Janek Warmonger guy is intense.

(6:20:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I'm tired of Orcs.

(6:20:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Orcs are better than zombies.

(6:20:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this a British Orc?

(6:20:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) They're everywhere in this industry.

(6:20:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Can we cleanse them already?

(6:20:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Let's cleanse both.

(6:20:42 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) All Middle-Earth Orcs are pretty much British Orcs.

(6:21:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) everyone used Giant Orc in Yu-Gi-Oh! back in the day.

(6:21:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This dude's Shoulder Charging like he's Wario.

(6:22:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's not an Orc.

(6:22:00 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) dat freeze

(6:22:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's an Olog.

(6:22:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "This has never happened to me before!" - The Olog

(6:22:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Bright Lord domesticated the dude.

(6:22:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) so this is pokemon with orcs?

(6:23:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh hey it's Smaug

(6:23:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And Sauron namedropped

(6:23:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Open world

(6:23:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I didn't know The Hobbit had games.

(6:23:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Orc society

(6:23:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) outside of shitty licensed ones

(6:24:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They had Pushkrimp the Machine holding the guy down for a long time.

Middle-Earth: Shadow of War Pushkrimp the Machine Tank Xbox One
More than long enough to get a screenshot.


(6:24:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And he got captured.

(6:24:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Recruited!

(6:25:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) AGUMON AGUMON

(6:25:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Middle-Earth: Shadow of War is available on Xbox One and Windows 10.

(6:25:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Can we have sub-titles on this guy?

(6:25:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "My kinda black."

(6:26:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well, no interest in that.

(6:26:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Available October 10, 2017.

(6:26:24 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Orc suicide bombers.

(6:26:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EXCLUSIVE WORLD PREMIERE

(6:26:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PIANO

(6:26:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) microsoft needs a pianist for this

(6:26:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Gareth Coker, composer.

(6:26:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) must be important?

(6:27:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Animals.

(6:27:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...leaf.

(6:27:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...creepy thing.

(6:27:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This could be Rare but doubt it.

(6:27:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i only say that cuz animals

(6:27:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Creepy spider.

(6:27:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i like the music

(6:27:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) creepy owl

(6:28:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The piano can't be doing all of this.

(6:28:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Creepy owl

(6:28:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: has a creepy spirit

(6:28:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: behind it.

(6:28:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Looking at some skeletal remains.

(6:28:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) well that was depressing, lol

(6:28:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ori and WILL OF THE WISPS

(6:29:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) will 'o wisp

(6:29:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Phil Spencer's speech is weird.

(6:29:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) nuts & bolts was up there

(6:29:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 385 backwards compatibility.

(6:29:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) on that backwards compatibility reel

(6:30:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Over HALF of Xbox One gamers have played a backwards compatible game.

(6:30:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EXCITING EXPANSION

(6:30:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: XBOX

(6:30:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Xbox 1!

(6:30:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Applause without knowing anything. :x

(6:30:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TEAM OF ENGINEERS BRINGING ORIGINAL XBOX TO XBOX ONE

(6:30:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fan favourite...

(6:30:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Crimson Skies?

(6:30:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Crimson Skies.

(6:30:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "OG Games"

(6:30:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I've never even heard of that.

(6:31:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So the Xbox 1 is the XBOX OG?

(6:31:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Xbox One G?)

(6:31:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 4k update to Minecraft for free.

(6:31:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (And Halo Wars 2)

(6:32:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) No Rare Replay.

(6:32:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What was EA hyping for today?

(6:32:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) who knows

(6:32:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) gohan

(6:32:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe MS canned it after EA's awful performance.

(6:32:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(6:33:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WHOA

(6:33:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: XBOX ONE S to be available for $249 this week

(6:33:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: and this September Xbox One X for $500

(6:33:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...did I hear that right?

(6:33:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And people applauded for that.

(6:33:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yes

(6:33:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh

(6:33:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) you're one cent off tho

(6:33:53 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Is this the EA thing now?

(6:33:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ONE LAST GAME

(6:33:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: COULD BE THE EA THING

(6:34:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) NO

(6:34:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Please welcome EA Worldwide Studios

(6:34:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HOLY SHIT

(6:34:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) DON'T END WITH EA

(6:34:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EA DID IT

(6:34:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ANYTHING BUT THAT

(6:34:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EA ACTUALLY GOT

(6:34:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MR. STICK

(6:34:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TO COME BACK

(6:34:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TO MICROSOFT

(6:34:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) GET HIM OUT

(6:34:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Patrick Soderland!

(6:34:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) We don't want thirty minutes of an EA game!

(6:34:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A completely new experience.

(6:34:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BIOWARE

(6:35:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A HUGE OPEN WORLD

(6:35:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's apparently savage.

(6:35:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Amazing concepts... become possible." With the latest hardware.

(6:35:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jon Warner from BioWare to show you Anthem.

(6:35:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Jon Warner

(6:35:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Not to be confused with Warner Spector

(6:35:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Captured in-game running real-time.

(6:36:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is just Assassin's Creed

(6:36:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: same decripit place with hoodie people.

(6:36:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I hired some... people"

(6:36:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this dude is a skinnier tommy lee jones

(6:36:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Big mistake.

(6:36:47 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) This guy looks like Bruce Campbell.

(6:37:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Rescue Praxley's workers.

(6:37:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fort Tarsis?

(6:37:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (ISIS?)

(6:37:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You're playing as Paul?

(6:37:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Now it's basically Titanfall.

(6:37:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought you were playing as a woman.

(6:37:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Who the hell is Paul?

(6:37:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe it's short for Paula.

(6:37:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Every player gets a robot suit.

(6:38:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh. Paul is the ally.

(6:38:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) now it's xenoblade chronicles x

(6:38:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I assume this is voice chat.

(6:38:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And not in-game dialogue.

(6:38:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) we thought that for The Division

(6:38:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (we had this trouble for years for The Division)

(6:38:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Javo Exosuit?

(6:38:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Run ability.

(6:38:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i spy golems

(6:39:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dynamic monsters throwing little monsters off cliffs.

(6:39:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (instead of eating them)

(6:39:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I'll go low, you flank"

(6:39:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) well at least transportation looks fun

(6:39:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: aka "I'm going to run away underwater"

(6:39:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Who is Kim?

(6:40:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i don't think this is voice chat

(6:40:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) there are different filters

(6:40:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well there's creepy-ass Scars.

(6:40:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Talking in a filter.

(6:40:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think this is voice chat.

(6:41:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) these weapons look overpowered

(6:41:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: She launched a ton of missiles at them and they laughed.

(6:41:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jarra's Wrath, Legendary Volt Rifle level 35.

(6:41:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Let's get some more people"

(6:41:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sandra joined

(6:41:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kim joined

(6:41:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) k guess this is voice chat

(6:41:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You're playing as Michelle.

(6:41:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "hey guys what's up"

(6:42:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kim is a dude.

(6:42:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "This storm's getting crazy." MAN VOICE

(6:42:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) dudes are named Kim?

(6:42:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kim Jong Un?

(6:42:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ANTHEM Coming 2018.

(6:42:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Conference ending montage.

(6:43:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH DRAGON BALL

(6:43:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Feel True Power"

(6:43:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) AHHHHHHH

(6:43:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: done

(6:43:59 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) My stream needed to buffer at Dragon Ball.

(6:44:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) WHAT IS MY COMPUTER DOING

(6:44:03 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Couldn't handle it.

(6:44:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Microsoft post-show

(6:44:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: provided by Twitch

(6:44:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: so it's over

(6:44:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: *closes the stream*

(6:44:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) my computer started narrating my IMs

Narrator Windows 10 Xbox One E3 2017
They want us to FEEL, not HEAR.


(6:44:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

(6:44:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) dunno how but I stopped it lol

(6:44:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) well, thoughts?

(6:45:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Xbox One X is launching in November, not September.

(6:45:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Just wanna correct that.

(6:46:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh... Thoughts... so...

(6:46:11 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Didn't see anything that caught my interest, especially.

(6:46:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Do we have a clear idea of what Project Scorpio is? Erm, Xbox One S?

(6:46:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: *X

(6:46:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought it was good compared to yesterday.

(6:46:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's a hardware revision to make the Xbox One 4k.

(6:46:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I liked it.

(6:46:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) At least

(6:46:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I wasn't sitting there hoping for the conference to end...until the very last game.

(6:46:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well it's easily the best conference of the year.

(6:46:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(6:47:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) apparently people didn't like it

(6:47:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) maybe cuz of that $500

(6:47:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Highlight was Dragon Ball Fighterz.

(6:48:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well

(6:48:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So

(6:48:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Xbox One X is just a graphics upgrade?

(6:48:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) processing is higher

(6:48:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) something something bandwidth

(6:48:41 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Faster load times.

(6:48:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And that'll apply to all games

(6:48:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: not just Xbox One X-made-for?

(6:48:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) probs not

(6:49:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or do you need that UPDATE?

(6:49:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That some developers are doing.

(6:49:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They said Minecraft would have a FREE update.

(6:49:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So would some developers charge?

(6:49:23 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) They did say the graphics at least would be better for old games.

(6:49:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) apparently i'm far from the only one who took Fighterz as the best thing from the conference.

(6:49:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They said the graphics would be better even if you don't have a 4k.

(6:49:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/6663-what-do-you-think-project-scorpio-will-officially-be-named

(6:49:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Its existence was leaked ahead of time but still no one expected it to be here.

(6:50:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, Xbox One X wasn't a winning poll option.

(6:50:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) or even be at E3

(6:50:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Only 12.82%

(6:50:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dragon Ball Fighter Z was probably the best thing there.

Goku Dragon Ball FighterZ about to go Super Saiyan yellow light energy
As promised an hour ago in this log, we figured it out later! Here's Goku!


(6:50:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah

(6:50:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And then Sea of Thieves.

(6:50:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Sea of Thieves...

(6:50:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ...isnfi't impressing me.

(6:50:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...oh.

(6:51:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Look.

(6:51:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well it was more impressive than wot you were saying pre-log.

(6:51:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's gonna be fun at Rare HQ.

(6:51:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Where you're playing it with, like, 100 of your co-workers.

(6:51:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So for you to enjoy it at KoopaTV HQ, we'll need 100 staffers?

(6:52:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It looks way too dependant on needing at least a dozen people to play with.

(6:52:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And they can't be randoms, not for your own crew.

(6:52:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) cuz that'd be terrible

(6:52:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BTW it's officially Dragon Ball Fighter Z

(6:52:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: not Fighterz

(6:52:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) randoms will fight over who mans the ship

(6:52:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) oh

(6:52:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or FighterZ

(6:52:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) btw Antifa was in Life is Strange

(6:52:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/874021348032430081

(6:53:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Xbox Twitter says DRAGON BALL FighterZ

(6:53:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) *retweets*

(6:53:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Can't wait for 12 AM, oh boy!



Microsoft is the only conference during Sunday, depending on your timezone. Stay tuned for 12 AM on Monday for the next E3 Weeks 2017 conference!


Click here for the Electronic Arts's conference which actually left a cliffhanger for the Microsoft one to resolve! (And it did with Anthem.)
Microsoft's E3 2016 conference (last year's) is here.
Actually, a quick detour before the next conference.
The 12 AM Bethesda conference!

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