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Monday, June 12, 2017

KoopaTV's Bethesda E3 2017 Conference Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Was it worth staying up for?

I don't even like Bethesda and I doubt I ever will at this rate. What the hell were they thinking putting a conference at 12 AM Eastern? Regardless of what I think of them as a company (and I have nothing but contempt for Todd Howard, last seen making a cameo in the Nintendo Switch reveal event), that can be overridden by a good presentation. Will I (and the rest of the KoopaTV staff) respect them for their games?

At least they're aware that this is a stupid timeframe.
Still, self-awareness doesn't change the health risks of staying up this late for what E3 promises to be a mind-blowing presentation. I'm here. Rawk is here. Everyone is asleep, and good for them. Either way, you'll get the play-by-play reactions of the staffers that are awake. This keeps us honest! Who knows, we might even fall asleep during this if we don't like it.

(11:53:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) clicked bethesda

(11:53:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This music pisses me off

(11:53:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I have a headache

(11:53:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this waiting screen seems like it has a budget

(11:53:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) like

(11:53:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: More of a budget than the Greg Gutfeld show.

(11:53:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) they actually ARE expecting people to watch this

(11:54:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I know you're shitting on Nintendo for some reason for a 25 minute Spotlight

(11:54:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this music is awful with how it loops

(11:54:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but wouldn't it be AWESOME if this was only 25 minutes long?

(11:55:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) eh i'll be up til like 3 or 4 so i dun care

(11:55:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or maybe negative 25 minutes.

(11:55:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So I can get my life back. <_<

(11:55:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) hey

(11:55:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) remember

(11:55:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) To rank this we have to watch it.

(11:55:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) aaaaaand

(11:55:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) it might actually not be last

(11:56:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fine, but I'm already putting them at below EA before it starts.

(11:56:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: At least EA didn't make me stay up at night

(11:56:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCF3nYyU0AAioWz.jpg

(11:56:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ^ that's the conference

(11:56:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is that a disco party

(11:56:57 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Looks like a rave.

(11:57:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh you're here.

(11:57:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ....

(11:57:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: o.0

(11:57:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: On high-alert?

(11:57:11 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yoooooooooo

(11:57:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol it's like dawn in the UK right now

(11:57:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wot

(11:57:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's 5 AM there.

(11:57:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) that's dawn

(11:57:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) isn't it?

(11:57:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No it's not!

(11:57:43 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I just came back from a three-hour nap.

(11:57:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought dawn was when the sun comes up

(11:57:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) or is that just sunrise?

(11:58:00 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Yeah, it's already light here.

(11:58:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) #GotEm

(11:58:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I searched Dawn United Kingdom and got

(11:58:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/24/nigel-farage-dawn-is-breaking-over-independent-uk/

(11:58:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...WELL, SO MUCH FOR THAT.

(11:58:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) apology accepted ludwig

(11:58:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "June 23 will go down in our history as our independence day"

(11:58:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SO MUCH FOR THAT

(11:58:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh

(11:59:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: uh

(11:59:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: sorry

(11:59:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is Nigel gonna kill himself?

(11:59:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Poisoned by Trump wine?

(11:59:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He's reminding of one of those Majora's Mask NPCs

(11:59:32 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) lol, Farage recently said he might have to return to the leadership of UKIP AGAIN if Brexit doesn't happen as he had hoped.

(11:59:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) who knows the world is ending but instead of being depressed just goes...crazy

(11:59:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MUSIC STOPPED

(11:59:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: COUNTDOWN

(11:59:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yikes it was difficult to be able to type countdown.

(6/12/2017 12:00:07 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: At least the countdown is prior to starting time.

(12:00:11 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Instead of after like EA's.

(12:00:29 AM) (rawkhawk2010) what is this

(12:00:31 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And at least this is on-time instead of a quarter-hour late like last year.

(12:00:36 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bethesda employee children.

(12:00:36 AM) (rawkhawk2010) this ain't no game

(12:00:39 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Ew, kids. <_<

(12:00:42 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Describing their parents' work.

(12:01:09 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot colour was that woman's hair when she was a kid?



Bethesda E3 2017 blue hair woman
She was just an ordinary child.


(12:01:19 AM) (rawkhawk2010) bethesda guy has to pitch himself

(12:01:26 AM) (rawkhawk2010) pinch*

(12:01:33 AM) (rawkhawk2010) to maintain a sense of reality

(12:01:49 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is it inappropriate to screenshot the kids?

(12:02:00 AM) (rawkhawk2010) wait, is this why it's past midnight, so they can use expletives in front of kids?

(12:02:06 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(12:02:08 AM) (rawkhawk2010) and not be FCC'd?

(12:02:23 AM) (rawkhawk2010) well so far this conference is definitely weird

(12:02:29 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "WELCOME TO THE BETHESDA E3 SHOWCASE"

(12:02:42 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dammit it looks like they have a lot of games to show.

(12:02:47 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We'll be here for  a while. ;_;

(12:02:55 AM) (rawkhawk2010) hearthscape

(12:03:06 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wait these games are already out.

(12:03:07 AM) (rawkhawk2010) i actually played that for like a...month

(12:03:12 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: At least Fallout Shelter was.

(12:03:13 AM) (rawkhawk2010) after i had a seizure and my chest imploded

(12:03:20 AM) (rawkhawk2010) limiting my ability to move

(12:03:25 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BETHESDALAND


Bethesda Bethesdaland land E3 2017 cartoon ferris wheel
Look! It's quirky and cartoonish! Our kind of presentation.

(12:03:35 AM) (rawkhawk2010) As opposed to Super Nintendo World?

(12:03:47 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You know I never watched the trailer for that.

(12:03:54 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Cutsie Cacodemon.

(12:03:56 AM) (rawkhawk2010) don't bother

(12:03:56 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Global Vice President of PR and Marketing

(12:04:01 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Pete Heinz?

(12:04:09 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Pete Hines

(12:04:11 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Pete Hines

(12:04:19 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I guess random people can't spell it Heinz.

(12:04:27 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot's this Bethesda Land shit?

(12:04:37 AM) (rawkhawk2010) i'd rather be named after ketchup than nothing at all

(12:04:41 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Nintendo reference

(12:04:42 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NINTENDO CONSOLE

(12:04:55 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FIRST TIME SINCE THEY'VE HAD AN E3 CONFERENCE

(12:04:59 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think.

(12:05:01 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Y'all cared about DOOM last year.

(12:05:08 AM) (rawkhawk2010) I didn't.

(12:05:14 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't remember caring.

(12:05:24 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Someone here did.

(12:05:35 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably Vortex.

(12:05:44 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The only thing I ever complimented was Fallout Shelter!

(12:05:59 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Virtual Reality?

(12:06:41 AM) (rawkhawk2010) uuuuuuuh

(12:06:48 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't anticipate ever wearing one of those gross-ass helmets.

(12:06:48 AM) (rawkhawk2010) At first I thought this was VR Portal

(12:07:33 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Looks like more Doom.

(12:07:36 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Smart-money says Augmented Reality has a future.

(12:07:37 AM) (rawkhawk2010) DOOM VFR

(12:07:44 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Virtual Reality is a niche weird thing.

(12:07:50 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Fallout

(12:08:00 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I haven't bothered to screenshot.

(12:08:05 AM) (rawkhawk2010) SEA OF THIEVES


Fallout 4 VR airship
Being able to fly in Sea of Thieves isn't confirmed, besides human cannonballs.

(12:08:07 AM) (rawkhawk2010) wait nvm

(12:08:12 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) lol

(12:08:14 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I mean that in a "I don't care" way and not a "I want screenshots" way.

(12:08:26 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (The more screenshots I had to put in, the less sleep I get!)

(12:08:33 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Perverse incentive!)

(12:08:44 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're talking about Mr. Sandman

(12:08:44 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) So I'm guessing these are ports, and not whole new games for VR.

(12:08:48 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: because they want me to sleep

(12:08:51 AM) (rawkhawk2010) i like the environment for that

(12:08:53 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fallout 4 VR

(12:09:07 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Full-length open-world game in VR.

(12:09:17 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...do they mean Fallout 4?

(12:09:21 AM) (rawkhawk2010) what does VFR stand for?

(12:09:29 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Virtual Fucking Reality!

(12:09:52 AM) (rawkhawk2010) sounds like something 2005 Reggie would say.

(12:09:59 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is this

(12:10:09 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Elder Scrolls Online Morrowind

(12:10:12 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: featuring what, YouTubers?

(12:10:15 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: One has a Yoshi hat.

(12:10:28 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Is the sound out of sync?

(12:10:37 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No.

(12:10:39 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yes.

(12:10:48 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Guy's mouth was moving but nothing came out.

(12:10:59 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Hahaha.

(12:11:02 AM) (rawkhawk2010) these people are obsessed with bears



Bears The Elder Scrolls Online Morrowind Bethesda E3 2017
It's a screencap of someone taking a screencap of a bear in The Elder Scrolls Online: Morrowind.

(12:11:22 AM) (rawkhawk2010) i've heard this music before but dunno where

(12:11:28 AM) (rawkhawk2010) cuz i've never played this shit

(12:11:30 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably from Morrowind itself.

(12:11:31 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh

(12:11:44 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well if you liked Breath of the Wild so much

(12:11:46 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: you'd like this!

(12:12:02 AM) (rawkhawk2010) AHHHHH

(12:12:04 AM) (rawkhawk2010) IT'S BACK

(12:12:11 AM) (rawkhawk2010) THAT CHIRPY MUSIC

(12:12:16 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ngggggggh

(12:12:26 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf Thomas the Tank Engine???

(12:12:29 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) LOL

(12:12:31 AM) (rawkhawk2010) lol yeah

(12:12:34 AM) (rawkhawk2010) wtf

(12:12:39 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) That was scary/hilarious.

(12:12:44 AM) (rawkhawk2010) was there any purpose for that?

(12:12:48 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no

(12:13:03 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Introducing Creation Club.

(12:13:15 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ....Fallout4 and Elder Scrolls new content.

(12:13:23 AM) (rawkhawk2010) enemy crab

Bethesda enemy crab Creation Club
But where is its weakpoint?

(12:13:24 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Use credits to download content.

(12:13:58 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: who cares

(12:14:21 AM) (rawkhawk2010) is this cartoon actually a game or just a press conference framework?

(12:14:29 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Press conference framework.

(12:14:37 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: As opposed to awkward people on stage forgetting their lines.

(12:14:44 AM) (rawkhawk2010) cuz it's more interesting than most of what they're showing

(12:15:25 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: mobile shit

(12:15:30 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Elder Scrolls Legends card game

(12:15:50 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this something else?

(12:15:56 AM) (rawkhawk2010) trump: wrong

(12:16:02 AM) (rawkhawk2010) WRONG!

(12:16:27 AM) (rawkhawk2010) oh wait

(12:16:29 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Skyrim expansion pak I guess

(12:16:29 AM) (rawkhawk2010) you were right

(12:16:39 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I know I was right. -_-

(12:16:52 AM) (rawkhawk2010) i thought it was hearthstone

(12:16:53 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The narrator claimed I'm a fan.

(12:16:57 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's Activision.

(12:17:01 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH NINTENDO

(12:17:04 AM) (rawkhawk2010) NOW THAT'S A SWITCH

(12:17:10 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH NINTENDO SWITCH CLICK

(12:17:15 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IS THIS BREATH OF THE WILD

(12:17:25 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Link Amiibo

(12:17:27 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HOLY SHIT IT'S LINK

(12:17:28 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT IS


The Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim Nintendo Switch Link amiibo Bethesda E3
Wait... why is Nintendo here? Could it be...?


(12:17:32 AM) (rawkhawk2010) LOL

(12:17:33 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) =-O

(12:17:50 AM) (rawkhawk2010) the Link clothes on Skyrim person looked hilarious

(12:18:08 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim

(12:18:10 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: featuring Link.

(12:18:31 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Dishonored

(12:18:34 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Dunno what that is.

(12:18:44 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They might've shown this last year.

(12:18:52 AM) (rawkhawk2010) k i've heard this music too

(12:18:55 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Okay, I kinda maybe want to play Skyrim again now. Just for Link/Master Sword.

(12:18:56 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Or this is a sequel to that)

(12:18:57 AM) (rawkhawk2010) but it ain't from here

(12:19:44 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I just wanna mention that having Link in Skyrim is brilliant

(12:19:57 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause everyone including me kept saying that Breath of the Wild is Skyrim with Link.

(12:20:04 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Well, now you can play Skyrim with Link!

(12:20:12 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Did he just call someone a "black guy bastard"?

(12:20:16 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no

(12:20:21 AM) (rawkhawk2010) What'd he say?

(12:20:26 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Some kinda bastard.

(12:20:40 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Quake.

(12:20:46 AM) (rawkhawk2010) I've heard of Quake 2.

(12:20:52 AM) (rawkhawk2010) But not Quake 1, weirdly.

(12:20:57 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Quake CHAMPIONS.

(12:21:07 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This isn't a game but real people.

Quake champions trophies
Rawk added this screenshot, and I don't even know what the hell this is.

(12:21:41 AM) (rawkhawk2010) this gameroom sucks

(12:21:46 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this gonna have colo-... there we go.

(12:22:03 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SKILL IS REWARDED

(12:22:06 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Juice it up baby!"

(12:22:11 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: VICTORY IS EARNED

(12:22:17 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CHAMPIONS RISE

(12:22:22 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Try to keep up!"

(12:22:24 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: *death moan*

(12:22:26 AM) (rawkhawk2010) these characters all seem like they should be in different games

(12:22:33 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm just transcribing the trailer 'cause I got nothing better to say.

(12:22:38 AM) (rawkhawk2010) there's like, no cohesion

Quake Champions Championships competitors Bethesda E3
The competitors are as weird-looking as the characters.

(12:23:00 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Quakecon

(12:23:04 AM) (rawkhawk2010) that's a thing

(12:23:12 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oooh a million dollars.

(12:23:23 AM) (rawkhawk2010) let's enter

(12:23:31 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: uhhhhh <_<

(12:23:43 AM) (rawkhawk2010) obama learned on the job, so can we!

(12:23:44 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Some parts of Bethesda Land are under construction.

(12:24:07 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: My computer is probably too weak.

(12:24:08 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Has there really been a Quakecon every year since the game came out, or is that something they've just now brought back?

(12:24:10 AM) (rawkhawk2010) this is ANOTHER Nathan Drake

The Evil Within 2 male man protagonist
Nathan Drake was never like this!

(12:24:21 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There was a Quakecon last year.

(12:24:25 AM) (rawkhawk2010) we get at least one new nathan drake every year

(12:24:46 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh shit this guy is Nathan Drake.

(12:24:47 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or Joel.

(12:25:01 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ew

(12:25:02 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

(12:25:09 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Eeeeeewwwwww.

(12:25:25 AM) (rawkhawk2010) this is scary

(12:25:27 AM) (rawkhawk2010) genuinely

(12:25:43 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP

(12:25:47 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WITH THIS SHIT

(12:26:03 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) D:

(12:26:07 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FLASHLIGHT

(12:26:28 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Shout-out to CandlePower Forum.

(12:26:36 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...the rest of this is still creepy.

The Evil Within 2 flashlight scene dead body decay rot
The guys over at CandlePowerForums (CPF) must love this sort of thing! Discovering gruesome bodies with your flashlight!


(12:26:37 AM) (rawkhawk2010) the music not being downbeat makes it scarier

(12:26:49 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The flashlight is the

(12:26:49 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH

(12:26:50 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CLONES

(12:27:02 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: bitch is on fire

The Evil Within 2 girl on fire flammable burned alive
...Ludwig apologises for calling her a bitch. Though, it's entirely possible she might be one.

(12:27:09 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And these guys are screwed up

(12:27:18 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: now the protag is dead

(12:27:20 AM) (rawkhawk2010) I seriously want to play this.

(12:27:25 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I want to avoid it.

(12:27:28 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Evil Within 2.

(12:27:30 AM) (rawkhawk2010) My curiosity is seriously piqued

(12:27:49 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I want to hide. <_<

(12:27:51 AM) (rawkhawk2010) once again tho

(12:27:55 AM) (rawkhawk2010) I didn't know there was a 1

(12:27:58 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) This reminds me of Silent Hill.

(12:27:58 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FRIDAY THE 13TH OCTOBER 2017

(12:28:09 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (I'm sure Samantha Lienhard finds this horror shit appealing)

(12:28:12 AM) (rawkhawk2010) so is the protagonist dead?

(12:28:17 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Multiple times over.

(12:28:20 AM) (rawkhawk2010) He died before we even get to play the game?

(12:28:28 AM) (rawkhawk2010) well okay

(12:28:32 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Will surely be giving us all nightmares" - Bethesda Land narrator

(12:28:37 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're near the end of the tour.

(12:28:45 AM) (rawkhawk2010) whoa

(12:28:45 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Another gas station.

(12:28:59 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this The Wizard of Oz?

Wolfenstein II The New Colossus girl getting groceries Leisel
Thanks, Mr. Wilson!

(12:29:08 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) "Thanks, Mr. Wilson!"

(12:29:08 AM) (rawkhawk2010) It's the 1930's!

(12:29:22 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Scary whistle.

(12:29:22 AM) (rawkhawk2010) KoopaTV should be a fan of this.

(12:29:28 AM) (rawkhawk2010) cuz fuck the 21st century and all

(12:29:29 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is that

(12:29:36 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That shit's not from the 1930s.

(12:29:54 AM) (rawkhawk2010) bad girl

(12:30:01 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot's it named?

(12:30:02 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Liesel?

Liesel Wolfenstein II bad girl robot dog
Bad girl!

(12:30:04 AM) (rawkhawk2010) AHHH

(12:30:07 AM) (rawkhawk2010) HITLER YOUTH

(12:30:16 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EEK

(12:30:25 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) GERMAN... OR ELSE!

(12:30:39 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well there's your 1930s.

(12:30:42 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Rise of the Nazis.

(12:31:00 AM) (rawkhawk2010) does this count as a Nathan Drake?

(12:31:02 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's either the Nazis or ISIS.

(12:31:05 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: uhhhhh nah

(12:31:10 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dude can't even stand up.

(12:31:10 AM) (rawkhawk2010) okay

(12:31:22 AM) (rawkhawk2010) well neither could booker half the time

(12:31:24 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this still Liesel?

(12:31:29 AM) (rawkhawk2010) yes

(12:31:38 AM) (rawkhawk2010) ACK

(12:31:39 AM) (rawkhawk2010) NAZIS

(12:31:42 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AH

(12:31:57 AM) (rawkhawk2010) guess i got the decade right perfe

(12:31:58 AM) (rawkhawk2010) WHAT

(12:32:04 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE KKK?!

(12:32:05 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Klansmen?

(12:32:14 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Is every Earth villain ever here?

(12:32:17 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Peter runs away

(12:32:24 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) "Have you taken your German lessons?"

(12:32:32 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Nazi asks for strawberry milkshakes.

Wolfenstein II The New Colossus Kommandant Nazi strawberry milkshake bar
Hello Kommandant Nazi sir. Your strawberry milkshake is coming shortly.

(12:32:41 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kommandant.

(12:33:13 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Black dude

(12:33:20 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Are these still Nazis?

(12:33:23 AM) (rawkhawk2010) i'd still like to know what the hell this is

(12:33:30 AM) (rawkhawk2010) "Just who the fuck are you white boy?"

(12:33:31 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BLACK LIVES MATTER

Wolfenstein II The New Colossus black woman of color afro gun angry power
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE.

(12:33:35 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this a race war?

(12:33:56 AM) (rawkhawk2010) She has Black Power pins.

(12:34:15 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: She's evil

(12:34:21 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Resistance?

(12:34:24 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE RESISTANCE

(12:34:25 AM) (rawkhawk2010) There's a Resistance.

(12:34:33 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Horton

(12:34:37 AM) (rawkhawk2010) It's a Southerner.

(12:34:41 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Probably a Klansman.

(12:34:42 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BILLY

(12:34:47 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S BILL CLINTON

Wolfenstein II The New Colossus Southern gentleman Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton joining his wife's resistance movement. ...Well, it's Bill Clinton on an off day.

(12:35:10 AM) (rawkhawk2010) He's trashing Wall Street.

(12:35:16 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE'S BILL CLINTON

(12:35:34 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S LIESEL

(12:35:37 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S ALL THE SAME GAME

(12:36:12 AM) (rawkhawk2010) randomly shooting a crocodile

(12:36:22 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Nazi crocodile.

(12:36:25 AM) (rawkhawk2010) i like how that's devoid of sociopolitical context

(12:36:28 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But those are androids.

(12:36:29 AM) (rawkhawk2010) unless yeah, that

(12:36:33 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is this

(12:36:36 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Wolfenstein 2

(12:36:38 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Okay

(12:36:40 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wolfenstein II?!!?

(12:36:42 AM) (rawkhawk2010) I knew there was a 1!

(12:36:45 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THAT'S WOLFENSTEIN?!!?

(12:36:47 AM) (rawkhawk2010) But I didn't know it was like this!

(12:36:54 AM) (rawkhawk2010) THE IGUANA

(12:36:57 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Wait

(12:36:57 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH

(12:37:01 AM) (rawkhawk2010) This is a chameleon

(12:37:02 AM) (rawkhawk2010) same thing

(12:37:04 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's a chameleon.

(12:37:13 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Well, that was...something.

(12:37:57 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: RALLY THE RESISTANCE IN AMERICA

(12:38:03 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AGAINST THE NAZI REGIME

(12:38:05 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ANTIFA

(12:38:31 AM) (rawkhawk2010) It'd be cool if you just had to kill all political factions.

(12:38:34 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) We didn't see any Jews in the resistance, did we?

(12:38:35 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Everything that you saw tonight will be out this year."

(12:38:42 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Peter was probably a Jew.

(12:38:47 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The kid who ran away.

(12:38:48 AM) (rawkhawk2010) And the goal is removing politics from video games.

(12:38:50 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: In the bar.

(12:39:07 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Okay

(12:39:13 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Bethesda >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EA

(12:39:13 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 227,631 viewers

(12:39:16 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yeah.

(12:39:24 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I tend to agree.

(12:39:33 AM) (rawkhawk2010) I'm honestly wondering if it beat Microsoft.

(12:40:07 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Plus this was fairly short.

(12:40:19 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: so

(12:40:19 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: uh

(12:40:23 AM) (rawkhawk2010) And it was weird as hell.

(12:40:25 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Liesel is part of Wolfenstein II, right?

(12:40:27 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Which kept it entertaining.

(12:40:31 AM) (rawkhawk2010) i assume

(12:41:06 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Also great presentation with Bethesda Land.

(12:41:14 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We didn't even see that dweeb Todd Howard.

(12:41:54 AM) (rawkhawk2010) i got good pics

(12:42:02 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh joy <_<

Bethesda E3 2017 bear thank you for joining us see you next time sign
Thank you for joining us! See you next time!


There's some irrelevant indie company doing a presentation at 1 AM that KoopaTV will obviously not be covering. Stay tuned for a normal time on Monday for the next E3 2017 press conference! Rawk added some photos post-publishing in the middle of the night to this article.


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2 comments :

  1. This new Wolfenstein follows the previous one, The New Order, in an alternate history setting where the Nazis won World War II.

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