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Thursday, January 12, 2017

Live Reactions to THE Nintendo Switch Presentation!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Now with the actual live reaction included! Plus, vindication of an earlier article.

It's time to finally learn about the Nintendo Switch in-depth. We've waited a long time for this. It's time to separate the reliable sources you can trust (KoopaTV) and the FAKE NEWS sources that you cannot trust. You must learn not to trust them. Believe me. Read what happened and you'll know.

I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is himself, and Vortexica is breezinabout.

Here is the whole presentation that you can watch for yourself, alongside our reactions:

Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
    hi

 RawkHawk2010 10:59 pm
    WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN

 Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
    Playing Color Splash. <_<

 RawkHawk2010 10:59 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuC4YLLkqME

 Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
    I'm on Twitch

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
    Is this the first Japanese reveal since Space World 2001?
    Get off Twitch
    This is what Nintendo's site linked.
    Oh well.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    1
    Uh, Nintendo's site linked Twitch.

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
    Yeah you're way behind.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    but
    it's buffering
    <_<

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
    Kimishima is here.
    Twitch sucks
    using YouTube

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
    I forgot Kimishima existed.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
    There's more people watching this than Obama's Farewell Address.
    At over 300,000.

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 pm
    March 3 2017

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
    That's earlier than I expected.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
    Worldwide for the relevant countries.

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
    Thought it'd be like, March 27th at the earliest.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
    You thought it'd not be in March.
    North America: $299.99

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
    wtf Europe

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 pm
    "For the price in Europe: Please check with your local retailer."
    wtf
    Online Service.

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 pm
    Don't tell me
    Is this some Xbox Live shit?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    Smart device applications can connect to the Switch to set matches up.
    uh
    wot
    Online service is
    PAID

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    PAID
    SERVICE

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    beginning in Fall 2017.

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    Won't be buying that

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    More details for later.

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    Fuck multiplayer

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    Region locking
    "But"

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:05 pm
    No region locking!

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
    "Revised our approach and we will not apply region-locking to Nintendo Switch software."

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:05 pm
    Also hi.

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 pm
    Shinya Takahashi
    who

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 pm
    Can you explain  why his Europe answer sucked?
    "I lead...ALL...Nintendo software development."
    Nintendo Switch has "inherited DNA" from every Nintendo console up to this point.
    So it's a Frankenstein monster?

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 pm
    This is filler.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
    HANDLE
    On GameCube.

Nintendo GameCube handle Nintendo Switch presentation DNA
They talked about the GameCube's handle... BUT THE NINTENDO SWITCH DOESN'T HAVE A HANDLE.


 breezinabout@msn.com 11:06 pm
    lol gamecube handle

 Nintendork 13 13 11:06 pm
    Wait, so does the Switch have a handle?

 RawkHawk2010 11:06 pm
    lol at that horrifying mashup picture

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 pm
    'cause I don't see one.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 pm
    dat HDMI cable

 RawkHawk2010 11:07 pm
    Nintendo suwitchua

 Nintendork 13 13 11:08 pm
    Home console system with freedom to change your play style.
    I still don't see the handle.
    TV Mode
    Tabletop Mode
    Handheld Mode

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:08 pm
    I still say that "kickstand" looks flimsy as heck.

 RawkHawk2010 11:08 pm
    lol
    It'll probably break.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 pm
    Battery life will vary by game but range from 2.5 hours to 6.5 hours?
    That's worse than the Wii U GamePad. <_<

 RawkHawk2010 11:09 pm
    Why has battery technology not evolved in decades?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 pm
    Up to 8 Switches can connect for local wireless gaming.
    Switch to...

 RawkHawk2010 11:10 pm
    Koizumi
    Wait

 Nintendork 13 13 11:10 pm
    ...Yoshiaki Koizumi, Nintendo Switch General Producer.
    Translator flubbed his name.

 RawkHawk2010 11:10 pm
    Isn't Koizumi that bald guy who worked on MK8?
    He grew hair?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:10 pm
    ...Uh... I dunno?

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:11 pm
    Unless that's a wig.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 pm
    That doesn't look comfortable.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:11 pm
    Kinda looks like a wig.

 RawkHawk2010 11:11 pm
    This reminds me of Sakurai demonstrating how to comfortably play Uprising.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 pm
    The sticks are the same as the GamePad's.
    In that you can press them.
    There is an NFC reader/writer on the right JoyCon.
    There is a CAPTURE BUTTON
    for capturing SCREENSHOTS

 RawkHawk2010 11:12 pm
    Print Screen for Switch
    Good.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:12 pm
    Boo social media!

 Nintendork 13 13 11:12 pm
    "In the future you can capture video as well"
    And share on social media.
    wot about Miiverse
    Each Joy Con has gyro sensors.

 RawkHawk2010 11:12 pm
    r.i.p. miiverse
    Sharing the Joy

 Nintendork 13 13 11:13 pm
    "Sharing the Joy" refers to giving someone a Joy-Con.
    They apparently feel "natural" to hold.

 RawkHawk2010 11:13 pm
    This is a weird couch.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:13 pm
    That sounds... suggestive.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:13 pm
    .....is he doing magic?

Nintendo Switch Joy-Con wrist strap Neon Red tennis paddle presentation
Well... he did summon a paddle.


 RawkHawk2010 11:14 pm
    uhhhhhhhhhhh

 Nintendork 13 13 11:14 pm
    Joy-Con colour variations: Neon blue and neon red.
    With wrist-straps!

 RawkHawk2010 11:14 pm
    I don't think that's necessary. >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 11:14 pm
    The wrist-straps come with L and R buttons, too.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:14 pm
    I've never even used my Wii remote wrist-strap once.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 pm
    RO-SHAM-BO
    The Joy-Con is shaking in a glass?
    "It can convey to you the feeling of ice cubes in a cup."

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 pm
    "You can even tell... one, two, three... the number of ice cubes in the glass!"

 RawkHawk2010 11:15 pm
    I sense extreme hyperbole here.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 pm
    "You can feel water filling the glass."
    "HD Rumble"
    I didn't know rumble was measured in the same way graphics are.
    Two new games.

 RawkHawk2010 11:16 pm
    Is the Joy-Con supposed to be the entire appeal of the system?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:16 pm
    "Everyone can play together."
    Western music.

 RawkHawk2010 11:16 pm
    Mexican Mario
    Super Mario Mexico

 Nintendork 13 13 11:16 pm
    He Carried Yellow Flowers

 RawkHawk2010 11:17 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 11:17 pm
    ...
    Um...
    So it's a western stand-off.
    I want their coats.

 RawkHawk2010 11:17 pm
    I want their beards.

Nintendo Switch 1-2 1 2 Switch beard Western shoot out man
If we can get quality fan-art of Rawk Hawk with this guy's beard, and you submit it to us as Guest Art,
you can get tons of points in the KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program!


 RawkHawk2010 11:17 pm
    this is awkward

 Nintendork 13 13 11:17 pm
    .......
    So is this...
    ...A glorified uh

 RawkHawk2010 11:18 pm
    Is this an entire game?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:18 pm
    Kirby minigame?

 RawkHawk2010 11:18 pm
    Don't tell me this is the Wii all over again.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:18 pm
    "1 2 Switch!"
    Who is this guy?

 RawkHawk2010 11:18 pm
    CUZ IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT
    1 2 Switch

 Nintendork 13 13 11:19 pm
    Kouichi Kawamoto Nintendo Switch General Director and producer of 1-2 Switch.
    "1-2 Switch can be played without looking at any screen."

 RawkHawk2010 11:19 pm
    The power of HD Rumble

 Nintendork 13 13 11:19 pm
    "You look directly into the eyes of your opponent to play the game."

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:20 pm
    1-2-Switch: Taking the "video" out of "video game".

 Nintendork 13 13 11:20 pm
    lol their party stock images
    "To be a staple for parties"
    Releases March 3, 2017.
    So that's their launch title?
    "Let's look at a game with depth, challenge, and replayability."

 RawkHawk2010 11:21 pm
    uhhhh

 Nintendork 13 13 11:21 pm
    ...
    ooh

 RawkHawk2010 11:21 pm
    This has the same intro as the last one, lol
    just with different people

 Nintendork 13 13 11:21 pm
    No this doesn't have any beards.

 RawkHawk2010 11:22 pm
    Street Fighter?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:22 pm
    Uh...
    Punch-Out!!?

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:22 pm
    That's what I was wondering. <.<

 RawkHawk2010 11:22 pm
    The Wonderful 102?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:23 pm
    Is this gonna be eSports?
    It's a 3D fighting game.
    I think.
    With The Wonderful 101-esque designs.

 RawkHawk2010 11:23 pm
    I want this.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:23 pm
    "ARMS"

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:23 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 11:23 pm
    (As opposed to "Project HAMMER"?)

 RawkHawk2010 11:23 pm
    It's what I wanted from Smash 4!

 Nintendork 13 13 11:23 pm
    Kosuke Yabuki.

 RawkHawk2010 11:23 pm
    OH

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:23 pm
    Greatest name ever for a video game.

 RawkHawk2010 11:23 pm
    Yabuki
    There's the bald guy.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:24 pm
    "I'm the producer of the Nintendo Switch game... ARMS."
    "Fighting sports game that uses extendable arms to battle!"
    "It's like boxing... but also like shooting!"
    So this is what Wii Boxing was supposed to be?

 RawkHawk2010 11:24 pm
    r.i.p. punch-out

 Nintendork 13 13 11:24 pm
    With each Joy Con being a fist?
    Unlike Punch-Out!!, you can jump.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:25 pm
    I can see Punch-Out!! skins coming out for this.

 RawkHawk2010 11:25 pm
    is there a story

 Nintendork 13 13 11:25 pm
    "As you play more, you'll encounter higher level techniques...and strategies."

 RawkHawk2010 11:25 pm
    if there is I'll get it

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:25 pm
    You punch people.
    That's the story.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:25 pm
    There's no music.
    Or they haven't composed it yet.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:26 pm
    "...Oh. Spring Man won."
    Who is translating this? Nate Bihldorff?

 RawkHawk2010 11:26 pm
    "The most appealing part of Arms is battling."

 Nintendork 13 13 11:26 pm
    Featuring online battles.
    (That you'll have to pay for.)
    Coming out Spring 2017.
    "ARMS marks the emergence of Nintendo's newest characters."
    ...Those things are joining "Nintendo's characters"?
    AH

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:27 pm
    SQUID

 Nintendork 13 13 11:27 pm
    KID

 RawkHawk2010 11:27 pm
    spla2oon

 Nintendork 13 13 11:27 pm
    With very different music.

 RawkHawk2010 11:28 pm
    I dunno nothing about Splatoon 1 so I dunno what's new

 Nintendork 13 13 11:28 pm
    The
    uh
    rail things weren't ever in any
    YO COMBAT ROLLS ARE NEW

 Nintendork 13 13 11:28 pm
    TWO JUDDS are new.
    The music is new

 RawkHawk2010 11:28 pm
    Are those English lyrics?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:28 pm
    so are these super weapons they're showing off.
    Jetpack is new.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:28 pm
    MARIO SUNSHINE

 Nintendork 13 13 11:28 pm
    Pigeon is new.
    "Splatoon 2"

Splatoon 2 title Nintendo Switch logo
At least it's not called Spla2oon. It's Splatoon 2!


 RawkHawk2010 11:29 pm
    who the hell is this

 Nintendork 13 13 11:29 pm
    Hisashi Nogami, Splatoon 2 Producer.

 RawkHawk2010 11:29 pm
    He looks like the Team Ninja guy
    But with short hair

 Nintendork 13 13 11:29 pm
    He discovered a new squid.
    "Turf War [...] remains a popular sport."
    New stages and fashions.
    "Splat Doolies"?

Splat Doolies Splatoon 2
They should've included a caption on how to properly spell it. Splat Doolie? Splat Dooley?


 Nintendork 13 13 11:30 pm
    You can play in handheld mode, with Pro Controller, with Joy Cons.
    Super Jump with D-Pad.
    (As opposed to Wii U GamePad's Touch Screen)

 RawkHawk2010 11:31 pm
    The English narrator sounds exhausted.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:31 pm
    "Oh, I almost forgot something very important. ...Splatoon 2! ..........................."
    "...is planned for launch this summer."
    "Also plans to hold on-going in-game events."
    Splatfest?
    "Splatoon... 2!" *pose*

 RawkHawk2010 11:32 pm
    He reminds me of the Great Saiyaman.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:32 pm
    Still many details left.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:32 pm
    This guy's like a really lame Pokemon Professor.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:32 pm
    lol
    We're still in Splatoon.

 RawkHawk2010 11:32 pm
    So is Koizumi the new Iwata?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:32 pm
    oh no

 RawkHawk2010 11:32 pm
    DIXIE ROAD?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:32 pm
    It's a taxi.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:32 pm
    AHH
    PLUMBER
    With new overalls.

 RawkHawk2010 11:33 pm
    There's a Dixie Street. >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 11:33 pm
    HE'S RUNNING AROUND WITH HUMANS
    AND JUMPED ON A TAXI

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:33 pm
    This looks like New York.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:33 pm
    ...no that's a desert.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:33 pm
    Well, the city did. <.<

 RawkHawk2010 11:33 pm
    Well

 Nintendork 13 13 11:33 pm
    This reminds me of the Japanese trailer during the Olympics 2016.

 RawkHawk2010 11:33 pm
    This looks really good.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:34 pm
    AHHH

 RawkHawk2010 11:34 pm
    Mario with the humans is so Sonicy

 Nintendork 13 13 11:34 pm
    HUMAN JUMP-ROAP
    KNNHMGTFN
    OMG
    KING DAD
    OMG PLUMBER HAS A HAT BOOMERANG
    WTF HE JUST TOOK CONTROL OF A LION

Super Mario Odyssey jump rope humans
Mario is what normal humans would consider a midget. But he's also a menace!


 breezinabout@msn.com 11:34 pm
    Mario running around a modern city makes me think of some of those terrible 3D Sonic games.
  

 Nintendork 13 13 11:34 pm
    yo King Dad looks awesome.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:34 pm
    Just saying.

 RawkHawk2010 11:34 pm
    I'm getting flashbacks to Rick Perry Bowser

 Nintendork 13 13 11:35 pm
    "SMO"?
    Super Mari0 Odtrjnmjunmygynht
    AHH

 RawkHawk2010 11:35 pm
    AHHHH

 Nintendork 13 13 11:35 pm
    HIS HAT HAS EYES

 RawkHawk2010 11:35 pm
    IT'S

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:35 pm
    THE HAT IS ALIVE

 Nintendork 13 13 11:35 pm
    AHHH
    I KNEW KIT
    TN TFR
    I KNEW IT

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:35 pm
    QWE PREDUICTDE THIS

 RawkHawk2010 11:35 pm
    IT'S WHATSHISNAME

 Nintendork 13 13 11:35 pm
    SHINZO ABE?

 RawkHawk2010 11:35 pm
    YEAH
    HIM
    HE'S BACK
    OR
    MARIO POSSESSED KOIZUMI

 Nintendork 13 13 11:35 pm
    They just called it a "sandbox world"
    WE PREDICTED THIS
   
    OUR ARTICLE
    WAS RIGHT'

 RawkHawk2010 11:36 pm
    Yeah

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:36 pm
    http://www.koopatv.org/2016/08/shinzo-abe-mario-real-explanation.html

 Nintendork 13 13 11:36 pm
    http://www.koopatv.org/2016/08/shinzo-abe-mario-real-explanation.html

 RawkHawk2010 11:36 pm
    We really did.
    Wow.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:37 pm
    What do you need these fake "leakers" for?
    You have KoopaTV!

 RawkHawk2010 11:37 pm
    But ya that looked really good.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:37 pm
    It's Monolith Soft

 RawkHawk2010 11:37 pm
    Music
    ACE
    The Xenoblade 1 people

 Nintendork 13 13 11:38 pm
    So wot is happening now?
    Xenoblade 2
    ...doesn't that exist already?

 RawkHawk2010 11:39 pm
    Xenoblade X = Xenoblade 10

 Nintendork 13 13 11:39 pm
    oh
    okay
    Well, this is from Team Ninja.
    ...
    ...
    Fire Emblem music?!

 RawkHawk2010 11:39 pm
    Team Ninja is doing Fire Emblem? >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 11:39 pm
    Is that
    ...
    ...
    Marth?
    Chrom?
    Lucina?

 RawkHawk2010 11:40 pm
    That better not be Chrom.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:40 pm
    "Fire Emblem Warriors"
    AHH
    IT'S A WARRIORS GAME
    BUT WITH FIRE EMBLEM

 RawkHawk2010 11:40 pm
    lol
    DO NOT WANT

 Nintendork 13 13 11:40 pm
    yuck
    "Over 80 games in development"
    Square Enix has already announced Dragon Quest X and Dragon Quest XI... in Japan.
    "But"
    Dragon Quest Heroes 1 and 2 for Nintendo Switch.

 RawkHawk2010 11:41 pm
    less dragon quest more dragon ball

 Nintendork 13 13 11:41 pm
    "Now take a look at this."

 Nintendork 13 13 11:41 pm
    ATLUS

 RawkHawk2010 11:41 pm
    Atlus still exists, huh.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:41 pm
    25th
    Powered by Unreal Engine 4
    petals
    freaky monsters
    oh
    oh no

 RawkHawk2010 11:42 pm
    uhhhhhhhhhhhh

 Nintendork 13 13 11:42 pm
    It's Jack Frost

 RawkHawk2010 11:42 pm
    I've seen at least one of those enemies before

 Nintendork 13 13 11:42 pm
    ...Japanese text

 RawkHawk2010 11:42 pm
    I can't read that.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:42 pm
    Copyright ATLUS copyright SEGA
    SQUARE ENIX

 RawkHawk2010 11:42 pm
    So what the hell was that game? >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 11:43 pm
    I dunno but this trailer is in English with Japanese sub-titles.
    Which is more like it.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:43 pm
    "Project Octopath Traveler"
    "Shin Megami Tensei which celebrates its 25th anniversary this year"

 RawkHawk2010 11:43 pm
    ew

 Nintendork 13 13 11:44 pm
    "The other title is a brand-new RPG from Square Enix."
    "Please look forward to additional information in the future."

 RawkHawk2010 11:44 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 11:44 pm
    who is this dude

 RawkHawk2010 11:44 pm
    AN ALIEN

 Nintendork 13 13 11:44 pm
    Toshihiro Nagoshi from SEGA.
    LOL

 RawkHawk2010 11:44 pm
    His head is an acute triangle.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:45 pm
    He's disappearing into the shadows.
    "Hi I'm Todd Howard"
    TODD HOWARD?

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:45 pm
    This guy again.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:45 pm
    "Skyrim is coming to the Nintendo Switch"
    Charssie gets his wish!
    He said in the comments section he wants Skyrim remade every year.
    Well, here's 2017's remake.

 RawkHawk2010 11:45 pm
    Todd Howard reminds me of Tucker Carlson.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:46 pm
    Todd Howard basically says this is Skyrim portable.
    "It's exciting for us at Bethesda to finally work at Nintendo."
    ...Well what was stopping you from helping before?
    "Thank you Todd-San."
    AHHH
    OMG
    IT'S SUDA 51

 RawkHawk2010 11:46 pm
    ummmmm
    Did someone fuck up the translation?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:46 pm
    His translator stutters.
    TFBGRYDFOMG
    OMG
    NO MORE HEROES
    NO MORE HEROES

 RawkHawk2010 11:47 pm
    wuuuuuuuuut

 Nintendork 13 13 11:47 pm
    TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN IS MAKING HIS RETURN
    ON NINTENDO SWITCH
    YEES

No More Heroes 3 Nintendo Switch SUDA 51 Travis Touchdown strikes again presentation
TRAVIS STRIKES AGAIN.


 RawkHawk2010 11:47 pm
    I thought No More Heroes was doomed.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:47 pm
    yeees
    EYEEEES

 Nintendork 13 13 11:47 pm
    "The title hasn't been decided yet."
    "I've been exchanging ideas with the indie game community."
    ...Japan has an indie game community?

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:48 pm
    This translator sounds like he's translating in his sleep.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:48 pm
    "I've heard it's an easy console to develop for."
    How do indies from 2016 know that?

 RawkHawk2010 11:48 pm
    He just gave up.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:48 pm
    lol
    Travis Touchdown can still be in the next Smash!
    "We will...have a...game..."
    This is worse than listening to Ben Carson.
    Translator got cut off.

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:49 pm
    Didn't something go wrong with Bethesda's narration at last E3?
    It's their curse.

 RawkHawk2010 11:49 pm
    wtf at this size disparity

 Nintendork 13 13 11:49 pm
    wtf Bill Trinen in the background
    Guy from EA with an umlaut
    WHOA

 RawkHawk2010 11:49 pm
    Is he in the background or is he just a manlet?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:49 pm
    EA GOT BILL TRINEN TO TRANSLATE TO JAPANESE
    Is Trinen switching companies?
    Or is this part of the new unprecedented partnership?

 RawkHawk2010 11:49 pm
    EA guy named his kid's middle name Luigi

 Nintendork 13 13 11:50 pm
    lol
    "The world's most popular sports game will be coming to Nintendo Switch later this year."

 RawkHawk2010 11:50 pm
    Unprecedented Partnership

 Nintendork 13 13 11:50 pm
    "EA Sports FIFA"
    ...is that the official title?

 RawkHawk2010 11:50 pm
    I WILL BE THE GREATEST SPORTS TITLE GOD EVER CREATED

 Nintendork 13 13 11:50 pm
    "Custom-built for Nintendo Switch."
    So will the sequel be EA Sports FIFA 2?
    Or are they only gonna make one and drop the system for the rest of the generation?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:52 pm
    "As we bring the worst game to Nintendo Switch in 2017."
    Nice partnership.

 RawkHawk2010 11:52 pm
    lol are they really ending on EA

 Nintendork 13 13 11:52 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 11:52 pm
    WAIT

 Nintendork 13 13 11:52 pm
    "And with that I'd like to bring my portion of the presentation to an end."

 RawkHawk2010 11:52 pm
    THAT WAS GOKU
    SUPER SAIYAN GOKU
    ...I think.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:53 pm
    Yeah there's Goku.

 RawkHawk2010 11:53 pm
    Better not just be Xenoverse 2, lol
    Sonic

 Nintendork 13 13 11:53 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 11:53 pm
    Generations 2

 Nintendork 13 13 11:54 pm
    Random olderStreet Fighter?
    Prominent Minecraft.

 RawkHawk2010 11:54 pm
    Was that F-Zero

 Nintendork 13 13 11:54 pm
    no

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:54 pm
    Was that F-Zero? =-O
    How do you know?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:54 pm
    I don't.
    <_<
    done
    Kimishima back.
    "In addition to the franchises our fans have loved..."
    ...they'll reveal new franchises too I guess.
    "Nintendo Switch product configurations"
    Switch will include:
    The console
    Left and Right Joy-Con
    Joy-Con wrist straps
    Joy-Con grip
    Nintendo Switch dock
    an HDMI cable
    And an AC Adapter.
    The Pro controller separately.

Nintendo Switch Product Configuration Dock console Joy-Con grip AC adapter HDMI cable wrist straps
Here's everything I just wrote, but as a picture.


 Nintendork 13 13 11:56 pm
    Two versions. One with grey Joy-Con controllers, and one red/blue Joy-Cons. Same retail price.

 RawkHawk2010 11:56 pm
    That's dumb.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:56 pm
    More details will be available on the Nintendo Switch homepage after the presentation.
    But first
    Nintendo of Europe and Nintendo of America.
    Satoru Shibata.

 RawkHawk2010 11:56 pm
    Vortex that's you.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:56 pm
    "Good morning everybody in Europe"
    "I'd rike to thank you for getting up so earry to watch."

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:57 pm
    I'm not up early, I just haven't been to bed yet.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:57 pm
    lol
    There's a London event.
    To find out where and when keep an eye out on their social media.
    Shibata will join "some" of the events.

 RawkHawk2010 11:58 pm
    reggie

 Nintendork 13 13 11:58 pm
    Reggie in... New York?

 RawkHawk2010 11:58 pm
    Reggie looks...different.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:58 pm
    wot's he doing there
    Reggie Fils-Aimé
    accent mark

 RawkHawk2010 11:58 pm
    Did Reggie get a haircut?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:58 pm
    Is that Miyamoto in the background?

 RawkHawk2010 11:58 pm
    Was that person in the background playing Star Fox Zero?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:58 pm
    Nintendo Switch will be in 6 different cities across America.
    I wonder how they'll define "across America" this time.
    Reggie's skin doesn't look real.

 RawkHawk2010 11:59 pm
    We still never saw a handle.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:59 pm
    True.
    "One thing is missing."

 RawkHawk2010 11:59 pm
    uhhhhhhhh

 Nintendork 13 13 11:59 pm
    ...the handle?

 breezinabout@msn.com 11:59 pm
    Zelda

 RawkHawk2010 11:59 pm
    what the fuck

 Nintendork 13 13 11:59 pm
    "The soundtrack"
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
    wot soundtrack

 RawkHawk2010 11:59 pm
    "Maybe you can hear it" = "If you listen, you can hear it coming"
    That should have been DK

 Nintendork 13 13 12:00 am
    AHH REGGIE

 RawkHawk2010 12:00 am
    Miyamoto looks old af

 Nintendork 13 13 12:00 am
    AND MIYAMOTO
    With his thumbs thing.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:00 am
    WHOA

 Nintendork 13 13 12:00 am
    AHH
    AONUMA

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:00 am
    "HI REGGIE!!!"

 Nintendork 13 13 12:00 am
    Reggie has a bald spot.
    Reggie is asking Kimishima when Zelda is coming out.
    "You've left me with a very important task."
    "I hope that we've shown enough to earn your support."
    One last announcement.

Reggie Fils-Aime Shigeru Miyamoto Eiji Aonuma Nintendo Switch New York bald spot
Is it safe to say that Reggie isn't joining the Donald Trump Administration?


 RawkHawk2010 12:01 am
    "before we do"

 Nintendork 13 13 12:02 am
    He's thanking us for listening.
    Bow.
    Trailer.
    I assume for Zelda.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:02 am
    Arctic fox.
    KOROK

 RawkHawk2010 12:02 am
    It sounded like my dog.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:02 am
    These are very un-Zelda-like animal designs.
    Master Sword.
    Link has a man-bun

 RawkHawk2010 12:03 am
    Zelda reminds me of The Last Guardian with how long we've been seeing it

 Nintendork 13 13 12:03 am
    lol
    whoa voice

 RawkHawk2010 12:03 am
    Calamity Ganon

 Nintendork 13 13 12:03 am
    With a Calamity Ganon.
    Something just blew up.
    Probably him.
    "That look on your face tells me that you have no recollection of me, however."
    Who is saying that? Ganon?

 RawkHawk2010 12:04 am
    lol
    I like Zelda's design.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:04 am
    "Everything I've done up until now... it's been for nothing"
    DAT CRYING
    DAT FROZEN GORON
    DAT
    ...I DUNNO WOT THAT IS

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:05 am
    BIRD MAN

 RawkHawk2010 12:05 am
    Zelda crying was so animu
    I saw a bird person.

The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild Link crying arms caring for shipping blushing
Zelda (presumably) is crying into Link's arms.


 Nintendork 13 13 12:05 am
    I screenshotted animu crying.
    I saw a bird person.
    Link is blushing in animu crying.
    "OPEN YOUR EYES"
    March 3, 2017

 RawkHawk2010 12:05 am
    well
    I'm impressed.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:05 am
    So it's coming for LAUNCH.
    (You thought they'd just only have 1-2 Switch?!)

 RawkHawk2010 12:06 am
    Most impressed by Mario.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:06 am
    Dat parasite cap.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:06 am
    ...to be honest I'm most excited for
    uh
    No More Heroes. :-X

 RawkHawk2010 12:06 am
    http://i.imgur.com/PXeitur.jpg

 Nintendork 13 13 12:06 am
    I'm least excited for paying online.

 RawkHawk2010 12:06 am
    New Donk City?
    As in, Donkey Kong?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:07 am
    No left turn

 RawkHawk2010 12:07 am
    Also

 Nintendork 13 13 12:07 am
    See the license plate.

 RawkHawk2010 12:07 am
    There was a "Dixie Street" in the opening scene.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:07 am
    Expresso Street
    Like, the Animal Buddy?

 RawkHawk2010 12:08 am
    http://i.imgur.com/BsZImIw.jpg

 Nintendork 13 13 12:08 am
    ANOTHER WEDDING

 RawkHawk2010 12:09 am
    I want Mario

 Nintendork 13 13 12:09 am
    I'm mad that King Dad never invited me to the other ones. <_<

 RawkHawk2010 12:09 am
    I want Zelda
    I want Sonic Generations 2
    Meh ARMS from what we know
    Meh Spla2oon

 Nintendork 13 13 12:09 am
    Well, Treehouse is showing something in 9 hours.
    http://www.nintendo.com/switch/
    I got a 504 Gateway Time-out

 RawkHawk2010 12:09 am
    Mario looked really good though.
    It looked like the Mario that everyone said they wanted since Sunshine.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:10 am
    I like Bowser's top hat.
    Classy.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:10 am
    Tune in Jan. 13 at 6:30 a.m. PT/9:30 a.m. ETWatch as the experts of Nintendo’s Treehouse take Nintendo Switch for a spin in this special presentation. Featuring gameplay from games including The Legend of Zelda™: Breath of the Wild, ARMS™, and more.
    omg they have a parental controls video
    Featuring Bowser and Bowser Jr.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:11 am
    =-O

 RawkHawk2010 12:11 am
    No Rabbids Mario crossover.
    No Mother 3

 Nintendork 13 13 12:11 am
    Well yeah that's #fakenews

 RawkHawk2010 12:11 am
    So fuck that leaker.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:11 am
    I'll address that parental controls video another day.
    I'm going to sleep.
    Gotta wake up for TREEHOUSE LIVE

 RawkHawk2010 12:12 am
    me too

 Nintendork 13 13 12:12 am
    ...oh yeah I gotta publish this log.
    http://www.koopatv.org/2017/01/live-reactions-to-nintendo-switch.html
    I can't leave it like this.

 RawkHawk2010 12:12 am
    see y'all

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:12 am
    G'night guys.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:12 am
    Night.

 RawkHawk2010 12:12 am
    wait

 RawkHawk2010 12:12 am
    Okay

 Nintendork 13 13 12:12 am
    wot

 RawkHawk2010 12:12 am
    So there's a New Donk City
    There's a Dixie Street
    There's an Expresso Avenue
    And there's a Diddy Mart.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:13 am
    And a license plate that says 1981 HD

 RawkHawk2010 12:13 am
    What the absolute fuck?
    If there weren't country references I wouldn't give a damn but man.
    Maybe all of the DKC people will be there.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:14 am
    There's officially Mari0 Kart 8 Deluxe
    Featuring Inklings?

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:14 am
    Will DK be climbing some Empire State parody building?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:14 am
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 12:15 am
    Bowser Jr. is in it too.
    http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/mario-kart-8-deluxe-switch
    Their website isn't even loading now.
    Best to try another day.



Isn't this exciting? KoopaTV will likely watch the Treehouse event non-live and give you our live reactions to the non-live event, just to space things out. ...And because not everyone can attend that morning session. Let KoopaTV know what you think about things such as: No region lock! Online services you pay for! And... no GameCube handle!


For KoopaTV's pathetic coverage of the Nintendo Treehouse Live event that morning, click here.
The Nintendo Switch is finally released!
The general Nintendo Direct, which talks about ARMS and Splatoon 2, is here!
Ludwig bought a Nintendo Switch, finally.

25 comments :

  1. Arms @ EVO 2017, I'm calling it.

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    1. I'm not sure, watching the Treehouse Live footage of it, how much more depth there is in ARMS compared to any other fighting game!

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  2. The beginning of the presentation was pretty forgettable, but the second half started to pick up with the reveal of the new Mario and Splatoon games. It is extremely disappointing that online services will not be free anymore, however. I'll probably wait until more games are released near the holiday season to buy the Switch.

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    1. Personally, I don't even remember what happened at the beginning.

      We'll be writing more articles on those particular details, so stay tuned.

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  3. I WANT SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY SO MUCH!

    Ahem.

    I'm glad to see no region locking. It's always annoying when there's a game available IN ENGLISH but we can't play it because it was only released in Europe. And I'm sure it's even more frustrating for people in Europe who can't play games that come out here but not there.

    Paid online disappoints me, but since both Sony and Microsoft are doing it now, I guess it shouldn't be much of a surprise. I don't do much with online gameplay anyway, though.

    Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is most likely a sequel to the first Xenoblade (since X was unrelated... unless this sequel will somehow link them together).

    Also, I predicted Fire Emblem Warriors. :D



    I saw people saying they think the translators were given a script in advance and Suda51 wasn't following his, and also that he had a strong accent, so the translator was struggling to figure out what he was saying.

    What's No More Heroes like?

    The game that was not F-Zero was Fast RMX, from the same developers who made the Wii U's Not-F-Zero game, Fast Racing Neo.

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    1. Since when does Europe get exclusives, besides small games that their developers can't afford to export?

      But, yeah, Vortex on the Europe-side seemed quite happy. Personally, it makes no difference to me.

      Paid online essentially amounts to a subscription fee for games such as Splatoon 2. More analysis to come later. :)

      Eh, I guess that makes sense regarding Xenoblade. I wouldn't know.

      I've seen other people wish for a Fire Emblem Warriors and it definitely has a large enough cast across its franchise for it. As a former Fire Emblem fan, I'm not going to even go near it.

      Suda51's translator sounded worse than struggling. Dude sounded like he was asleep. I expect struggling to be a bit more energetic.

      No More Heroes is an action-slasher that's a critique of other games in its genre. It's awesomely self-aware, and I still want Travis Touchdown in Super Smash Bros..


      See? I told y'all it ain't F-Zero!

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  4. Off-hand, the only one I can think of is the Fatal Frame II remake, which annoyed me (the game is in English, but I can't play it even if I buy it?). And that was the fear about the Operation Rainfall games, although they were eventually localized. I know there are others, but I can't think of them right now.

    If Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is an unrelated game, they're just trying to confuse people with the names now.

    Should I play No More Heroes?

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    1. *shrug*

      For you specifically, I don't think No More Heroes would be your kind of game.

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    2. Oh. I asked since I've seen a lot of people describing it as a must-play since the Switch announcement.

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    3. It's an excellent (short) experience, for sure, but I don't think it quite matches your tastes.

      I could be wrong.

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    4. Then again, you really enjoyed Bayonetta, so it could match your tastes depending on why.

      No More Heroes has fixed saved points, at least.

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    5. Bayonetta was just pure fun to play, ridiculously over the top, and I actually found the story pretty interesting (a lot of people don't).

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    6. The No More Heroes games are even more over-the-top than Bayonetta's games.

      No More Heroes ranges from pure fun to play to "why am I doing this this is stupid", though those latter moments are intentional. Likewise, the storyline goes from "wait what just happened" to "this is an excuse plot."

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    1. Since I won't be analysing the Zelda trailer specifically (maybe I should?), wot struck out to you in particular?

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    2. (You should.)
      Probably the general environment all dat fire.
      Oh and the bird people <3

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    3. Any ideas of how this can exist timeline-wise?

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    4. Zelda was the best thing of the whole night. And I'll be getting it on Wii U. *shrugs*

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    5. I actually haven't figured out if I'm getting the game on Wii U or Switch...!

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  6. My live reaction during this was painful contractions as they pretty much started then.

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    1. Don't hold it against me that I'm considering this to be a Levity point.

      At your best convenience, I hope you catch up on the Nintendo Switch stuff.

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