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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

KoopaTV's Nintendo Direct April 12 2017 Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Featuring a change in how these reaction logs are done.

Welcome to another edition of a LIVE KoopaTV live reaction log, featuring your favourite (and least-favourite) KoopaTV staffers chatting in real-time to an event. Today, we present to you the Nintendo Direct that is supposed to be about games for the Nintendo 3DS and Nintendo Switch, mainly focusing on ARMS and Splatoon 2. Not sure where the 3DS comes into play for that.

There is an important process change this time around. Our reliable technological partner, AOL Instant Messenger (AIM), which hasn't changed for, like, a decade, all of a sudden decided yesterday to eliminate the superior AIM version 7.5 and forced the world to use inferior AIM version 8.0. They've existed concurrently for many years, but, hey, let's break what's working.

We're considering joining the modern world and are taking suggestions for what to do. (Skype isn't an option.)

For this reaction log, we're still on AIM, but I've moved to using AIM through Pidgin, which is how Rawk has been using it this whole time. Because of how Pidgin works, I'm no longer in the log as Nintendork 13 13! ...But Kamek and Vortexica are in the log as Ultralink1000 and breezinabout. Oh well.

You can watch the Nintendo Direct on-demand right here:



(5:45:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: yo
(5:45:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Nintendo Direct in 15 minutes!
(5:45:45 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) sip
(5:46:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/04-12-2017/
(5:46:04 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) just had a scream
(5:46:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...well, good to get that out of the way.
(5:46:21 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) yeh
(5:46:46 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqgF7eS8WlQ
(5:46:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Tune in on April 12 for information on Nintendo Switch and Nintendo 3DS in a new Nintendo Direct presentation focused mainly on ARMS and Splatoon 2."
(5:46:48 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) use tube
(5:46:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So are they getting ported?
(5:46:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: To the 3DS?
(5:49:37 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) Hi-diddly-ho.
(5:49:46 PM)  (ultralink1) ....
(5:50:02 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) oh hey
(5:50:09 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) four dudes are here
(5:50:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...oh jeez I thought you two were copy-pasted in here.
(5:50:44 PM)  (ultralink1) I'm predisposed to believe that Hi-diddly-ho is a British saying
(5:50:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So on Trillian you guys were known as Kamek and Vortexica.
(5:51:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But Rawk said to use Pidgin.
(5:51:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So you're not that.
(5:51:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BUT I'm Ludwig Von Koopa and not Nintendork 13 13.
(5:52:54 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) So I'm still breezinabout? <<
(5:53:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You're Vortexica on my buddy list.
(5:53:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But breezinabout here.
(5:53:18 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) *Tuts*
(5:54:33 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) fun fact
(5:55:06 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) The Naruto sequel had been going on for the past year and I just now found out.
(5:55:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Did ARMS remind you of that?
(5:55:46 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) neeeee
(5:56:12 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I think it's just cuz the anime of it started this week.
(5:56:17 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) But the manga started last April.
(5:58:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'd ask about it
(5:58:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but
(5:58:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: y'know
(5:58:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: gonna be 6 PM.
(5:58:45 PM)  (ultralink1) Oops
(5:58:48 PM)  (ultralink1) Gimme a minute
(5:59:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You only have a minute!
(5:59:27 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) *Hides chat*
(5:59:46 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) 6
(5:59:50 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) :00
(5:59:58 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) My browser feels like it's running slow. Hope it'll be alright.
(6:00:04 PM)  (ultralink1) Here
(6:00:17 PM)  (ultralink1) I'm using my phone. My sister commandeered the computer
(6:00:17 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) E-M?!
(6:00:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BEGIN
(6:00:26 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) well that ain't splatoon or ARMS
(6:00:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think you're several seconds ahead.
(6:00:53 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) do youtube
(6:00:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "But first let's start with Nintendo 3DS"
(6:00:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: *snap*
(6:00:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I AM on YouTube.
(6:01:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Hey! Pikmin"
(6:01:03 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) That finger click was so fake.
(6:01:04 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) refresh
(6:01:06 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) PIKMIN
(6:01:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Vortex is synced with me apparently.
(6:01:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This looks terrible.
(6:01:36 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Hey! Pikmin
(6:01:37 PM)  (ultralink1) I'm chrome casting
(6:01:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Will our half-pint hero find a way to save... himself?"
(6:01:37 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) I really wanna play this actually.
(6:01:39 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Sounds like Hey! Arnold
(6:01:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: July 28
(6:01:41 PM)  (ultralink1) It
(6:01:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's the...
(6:01:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Newt?
(6:01:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Noot?
(6:02:16 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I thought Ever Oasis was already out.
(6:02:24 PM)  (ultralink1) Stupid TV
(6:02:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Whatever the cute bird is in Ever Oasis.
...(the only thing I got out of it from E3)
(6:02:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kamek I don't even know what Chrome Casting is.
(6:02:40 PM)  (ultralink1) ...
(6:02:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ever Oasis for June 23, not already-out.
(6:02:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Monster Hunter Stories"
(6:03:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: so I read some online comment somewhere saying there's 0% chance that Monster Hunter Stories would get localised out of Japan.
(6:03:24 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) Is there anything good in existence that has "Stories" appended to it?
(6:03:34 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) ...where are the Switch games?
(6:03:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (pretty inspecific of me)
(6:03:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yokai Watch 2: Psychic Spectres.

Is this like the Pokmon Platinum of Yokai Watch 2?
(6:04:40 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Culdcept looks interesting.
(6:04:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Culdcept Revolt, 20th anniversary.

Isn't Culdcept that game that got that awesome song in the Smash 4 Wii U Punch-Out!! song?
(6:04:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh hey RPG Maker for 3DS.
(6:05:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...but not how we think of it?
(6:05:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...what the hell
(6:05:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Miitopia"
(6:05:35 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) Dark Lord... Bill?
(6:05:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ew Wizard Miyamoto

Miitopia Nintendo 3DS Direct game Shigeru Miyamoto gained a level wizard stats Mii RPG
While Miyamoto gained a level, the world lost.

(6:05:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cannonball Miyamoto
(6:06:02 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Is this the sequel to the Find Miis?
(6:06:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ya
(6:06:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Reggie "sort of likes" Miyamoto
(6:06:43 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) DLC is not a "modern enhancement" for FE
(6:06:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fire Emblem Gaiden remake has DLC. "some will be free... and some will be paid."
(6:07:02 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) KIRBY
(6:07:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kirby 25th anniversary?
(6:07:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Didn't they just celebrate a Kirby anniversary?
(6:07:24 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) probably
(6:07:35 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) isn't this recycled shit
(6:07:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Team Kirby Clash Deluxe is a free-to-play game"
(6:07:51 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I have no idea if Blowout Blast is recycled or not.
(6:07:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Out today.
(6:07:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is new.
(6:08:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: KING DEDEDE AS KEROZENE


Kirby Blowout Blast King Dedede boss big tower mouth open
See Kerozene from the Game Boy Advance version of Donkey Kong Country 2.

(6:08:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A new multiplayer action game Kirby game coming this holiday.
(6:08:21 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Jesus.
(6:08:28 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) The 3DS is never dying.
(6:08:30 PM)  (ultralink1) Kirby reminds me of Crystal shard
(6:08:46 PM)  (ultralink1) The box boy trilogy?
(6:08:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This sound sounds like it's glitching.
(6:09:14 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) lol box Kirby
(6:09:18 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) do not want
(6:09:29 PM)  (ultralink1) Oh
(6:09:33 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) well, maybe
(6:09:37 PM)  (ultralink1) HAL made it
(6:09:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Can you FIGURE OUT this Headline?"
(6:09:42 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) if they're not gonna make me wait a year for it
(6:09:52 PM)  (ultralink1) Ew that majora's mask link looks nasty
(6:09:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A bunch of Link amiibo + Cloud, Corrin, and Bayonetta amiibo.
(6:09:56 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Two versions of Cloud? >.>
(6:09:59 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) FUCK YOU
(6:10:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cloud's hair looks weird.
(6:10:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Ludwig never got an amiibo)
(6:10:10 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Why the fuck does Cloud deserve two Amiibo?
(6:10:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Now it's ARMS.
(6:10:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's a talking hand.
(6:10:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "ARMS League Commentator" named Biff.
(6:10:31 PM)  (ultralink1) Kamek is excited about ARMS
(6:11:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: By the way, I've noticed that this Direct is supposed to be about ARMS and Splatoon 2, and both of which want to be Nintendo eSports games.
(6:11:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You can give attributes to your arms weapons (with elements).

ARMS Nintendo Switch elements Fire Electric Ice Explosion Stun Blind Wind add-ons equip
I could say a lot of things here,
but my number one question is “what's the difference between Electric and Stun?”


(6:11:25 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) This still reminds me of a less-free Uprising.
(6:11:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The icons remind me of Kirby.
(6:11:38 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Uprising + Punch-Out!!
(6:11:43 PM)  (ultralink1) Neat
(6:12:08 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) Please make a "right to bear ARMS" joke.
(6:12:16 PM)  (ultralink1) ^
(6:12:26 PM)  (ultralink1) Crazy combo arms
(6:12:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Destructable pillars in the arena?
(6:12:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Minmin"
(6:12:58 PM)  (ultralink1) The Ramen arts
(6:13:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: These character designs remind me too much of Overwatch.
(6:13:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WHOA KICKS
(6:13:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: KICKS IN ARMS
(6:13:14 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Can shrimp girl tempura people?
(6:13:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HER LEFT ARM TURNS INTO A DRAGON
(6:13:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...(so this IS Punch-Out!!)
(6:14:01 PM)  (ultralink1) Deflect blows with sheer determination!
(6:14:04 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) He has a zenkai attack like Mac.
(6:14:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Spring Man has aura.
(6:14:12 PM)  (ultralink1) Spring man is a saiyan
(6:14:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Spring Man has a firey Slapamander on the right"
(6:14:30 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) My money's on Minmin.
(6:14:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dem lazers
(6:15:15 PM)  (ultralink1) This commentator sucks
(6:15:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Min Min ain't gonna last.
(6:15:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Real eSports commentators are better. :o
(6:15:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But Biff the arm commentator reminds me of Family Guy.
(6:15:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: For some reason. (That's bad.)
(6:15:59 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) This looks like it'll get old pretty quick.
(6:16:11 PM)  (ultralink1) Yeah
(6:16:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You could say that about Punch-Out!! but in actual gameplay it's not old.
(6:16:48 PM)  (ultralink1) I think the abilities are actually too much
(6:16:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Like, too OP?
(6:17:00 PM)  (ultralink1) Which is weird
(6:17:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DEM 2 ON 2 BATTLE MODES
(6:17:09 PM)  (ultralink1) Oooooooo
(6:17:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Launches June 16.
(6:17:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
(6:17:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: E3?
(6:17:32 PM)  (ultralink1) Ew two months
(6:17:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Neon Yellow JoyCons.
(6:17:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: E3 ends June 15.
(6:17:53 PM)  (ultralink1) Joycon battery packs are good news
(6:18:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: In Kart 8 Deluxe worth getting...?
(6:18:15 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) no
(6:18:27 PM)  (ultralink1) Maybe DLC?
(6:18:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, that settles it.
(6:18:33 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Lots of content, but you're not given any motivation to actually play it.
(6:18:36 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) It's sad.
(6:18:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: All of Kart 8's DLC is included with Deluxe for free.
(6:18:51 PM)  (ultralink1) I mean for people who already bought it
(6:18:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And by "for free" I mean "you're paying full price"
(6:18:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no
(6:19:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CAPCOM still releasing versions of Street Fighter II.
(6:19:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(6:19:36 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) At least Ryu in Smash is slightly more vindicated.
(6:19:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Hadoukins with Joy-Cons.
(6:19:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Motion controls.
(6:19:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (that's botched spelling)
(6:19:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ew Minecraft
(6:19:59 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) HADOUKEN
(6:20:07 PM)  (ultralink1) ...
(6:20:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dat horse on slopes
(6:20:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ACK]
(6:20:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NO


Minecraft Nintendo Switch version edition Mario mix expansion Piranha Plants
Get this garbage out of here.


(6:20:43 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Minecraft is poison!
(6:20:50 PM)  (ultralink1) Oooo skins
(6:20:59 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) NEOGEO
(6:20:59 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) I would've thought everyone who would ever play Minecraft would've played it by now on one of the 10 million platforms it's already on.
(6:21:02 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I HAVE ONE OF THESE
(6:21:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What? You do?
(6:21:19 PM)  (ultralink1) Uh oh
(6:21:20 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) One of the games, Waku Waku.
(6:21:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You haven't ever mentioned that.
(6:21:23 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Sonic.
(6:21:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sonic Forces.
(6:21:37 PM)  (ultralink1) Eggman took over the world
(6:21:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "A new ally will rise up as well"
(6:21:54 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Fucking cliffhanger.
(6:22:00 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I want it bad though.
(6:22:01 PM)  (ultralink1) New sonic character
(6:22:02 PM)  (ultralink1) Cool
(6:22:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "After more than 20 years..."
(6:22:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A new classic Sonic game?
(6:22:11 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) WOAH
(6:22:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sonic Mania
(6:22:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...and that's all they say.
(6:22:25 PM)  (ultralink1) Wow
(6:22:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Now they have this multiplayer game that's from Kirby Crystal Shards
(6:22:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: and a bunch of other games.
(6:22:44 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Is this Splatoon but with panels?
(6:22:53 PM)  (ultralink1) Meh
(6:22:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Project Mekuru" on eShop Switch.
(6:23:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Fate/Extella" (or was it "Fate\Extella"?)
(6:23:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well that logo doesn't help me at all.
(6:23:28 PM)  (ultralink1) Lol
(6:23:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't like this headline format.
(6:23:37 PM)  (ultralink1) "BLAST FINGER"
(6:23:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It feels like I'm reading BuzzFeed or something.
(6:23:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And that's a bad feeling.
(6:23:54 PM)  (ultralink1) These characters need more clothes
(6:24:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...what
(6:24:04 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) puyo puyo tetris
(6:24:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Puyo Puyo" is pronounced
(6:24:08 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) y'all buying this?
(6:24:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Poo-yo?
(6:24:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it was like Kirby's poyo.
(6:24:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Not buying on that basis.
(6:24:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Very disappointed.
(6:24:39 PM)  (ultralink1) It's tetris and mean bean machine
(6:24:49 PM)  (ultralink1) Not mean bean machine
(6:24:50 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) oh hey, demo
(6:24:54 PM)  (ultralink1) Freaking...
(6:24:57 PM)  (ultralink1) Can't remember what game
(6:25:00 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) gonna get that
(6:25:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No, Mean Bean Machine sounds right.
(6:25:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(6:25:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MONOPOLY FOR NINTENDO SWITCH by Ubisoft

Monopoly for Nintendo Switch logo Ubisoft
Monopoly? This is... worse than Minecraft.

(6:25:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "With HD Rumble!"
(6:25:25 PM)  (ultralink1) Ruin your relationships anywhere!
(6:25:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is Ubisoft's Switch contribution?
(6:25:28 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) um
(6:25:34 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) Because Ubisoft hates us.
(6:25:40 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) the battery life of the Switch will die before a game is anywhere near complete.
(6:25:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(6:25:49 PM)  (ultralink1) I thought ubisoft liked Nintendo
(6:25:52 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Monopoly takes like, half a day.
(6:25:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Rayman Legends DEFINITIVE EDITION
(6:26:07 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Meh Rayman
(6:26:15 PM)  (breezinabout@msn.com) Mario Rayman?!
(6:26:16 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) THQ Nordic?
(6:26:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Rayman Legends is great platforming though.
(6:26:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought THQ went out of business.
(6:26:30 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I guess THQ Nordic survived.
(6:26:33 PM)  (ultralink1) Brb
(6:27:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/THQ
(6:27:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
(6:27:19 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) is this The Division?
(6:27:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "After years of financial struggles, stock value drop, and debt, THQ declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy in December 2012 and began liquidation of its assets the following month, with several properties either being acquired or auctioned to other developers. In addition, most of the remaining staff were laid off.[4]

In 2014, the THQ trademark was acquired by Nordic Games, which had acquired some of THQ's properties in the auction. It renamed itself THQ Nordic in August 2016."
(6:27:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Payday 2?
(6:27:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...nah.
(6:27:34 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I thought Payday 2 was The Division 2.
(6:27:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Namco Museum"
(6:27:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: How many times are they going to re-re-re-re-release Namco Museum?
(6:28:16 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I never played it so I kinda want it.
(6:28:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "The classic fun BEGINS when Namco Museum releases"
(6:28:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It ain't beginning it's the zillionth re-release.
(6:28:34 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I thought Nintendo was gonna admit the docks were bent.
(6:28:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You can buy a Nintendo Switch standalone in May.
(6:28:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dunno why you would.
(6:28:43 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) And send everyone a new one free of charge.
(6:28:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(6:28:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WHOA WII U NEWS
(6:28:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A Splatoon tournament.
(6:29:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Which segues into Splatoon 2.
(6:29:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "A message from Grizzco Industries"
(6:29:21 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Now how I'd end this.
(6:29:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (that name isn't from Splatoon 1)
(6:29:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's an advert from the '80s.
(6:29:47 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) This reminds me of the Toad Force videos.
(6:29:50 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Toad Sentai
(6:29:54 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Whatever it was called.
(6:30:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring teamwork and accomplishing anything.
(6:30:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "At Grizzco Industries, a brighter future awaits!"
(6:30:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Squid Research Lab presentation.
(6:30:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Freelance power egg collection.
(6:30:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: In a new mode called Salmon Run.


Splatoon 2 Salmon Run mode official art salmonid inklings Nintendo Switch
This mode is a continuation of the devastation caused by the Environmental Protection Agency. The ink is even orange!


(6:31:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A remote location.
(6:31:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Looks disgusting.
(6:31:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And polluted.
(6:31:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (By the EPA)
(6:31:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Salmonid genus attacking.
(6:31:47 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Is this Tower Defense?
(6:31:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No, it's Zombies.
(6:32:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Steelhead" boss Salmonid.
(6:32:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Communication is key"
(6:32:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but there's no voice chat.
(6:32:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Golden eggs"
(6:33:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The ultimate objective is to harvest the golden eggs.
(6:33:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fulfilling their corporate agenda.
(6:33:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There's a bowling ball with a question mark.
(6:34:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There's an on-going battle with Octarians.
(6:34:04 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) They just stole Subway's slogan.
(6:34:08 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) "Stay Fresh"
(6:34:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Three new amiibo.
(6:34:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Still Inkling Boy, Girl, and Squid.
(6:34:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But different designs.
(6:34:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Customisable hairstyles.
(6:34:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You can steal your amiibo's outfits.
(6:34:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And take photos with your amiibo friend.
(6:35:08 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) r.i.p. miiverse

Splatoon 2 @GrizzoSupport Grizzco Support fake Twitter Nintendo Switch Inkling dancin with my amiibo dancing
@GrizzcoSupport is suspiciously protected on Twitter and joined today...

(6:35:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And share that on social media.
(6:35:24 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) was that a Federation Forcer?
(6:35:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ya.
(6:35:29 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) That costume?
(6:35:33 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) hmm
(6:35:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "one last fact"
(6:35:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Available July 21st!
(6:35:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And the new amiibo the same day.
(6:35:59 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) That girl Splatoon amiibo looks better than the Splatoon 1 one.
(6:36:13 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Well, that's that.
(6:36:22 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I got...nothing from it, lol.
(6:36:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And people thought they'd announce a new Metroid.
(6:37:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, you'll probably get something from E3.
(6:37:27 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I want Sonic but they showed nothing new.
(6:37:29 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) Oh!
(6:37:38 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) I'm gonna download that Puyo Puyo demo.
(6:37:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Okay!
(6:37:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Let us know wot you end up thinking about it.
(6:38:02 PM)  (rawkhawk2010) k
(6:38:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (I won't buy it either way.)



Did YOU get something from the Nintendo Direct? Let KoopaTV know in the comments section, and also let KoopaTV know your suggestions with regards to instant message communicating. There isn't likely to be another live reaction log until E3 2017 in two months. Ludwig also wants to know what Chrome Casting is but he won't bother looking it up himself.


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2 comments :

  1. The Direct still has not persuaded me to get a Switch just yet. I'll probably wait until more games are announced at E3 to see what's in store.

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    1. I'm convinced that if I see it I'll buy it, but not persuaded to actively hunt it down.

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