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Monday, June 11, 2018

KoopaTV's Bethesda and Devolver Digital E3 2018 Conference Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Does Bethesda deserve to be an E3 mainstay now? ...Does Devolver Digital?

With this year, now Bethesda will have FOUR E3 conferences in a row. That makes them big-league. Plus, they're learning from last year's conference by having it at a normal time of night. (See the bottom of this article for last year's conference.) That already makes my opinion of Bethesda higher than a year ago. Clearly, trending in the right direction is a positive.

Here to take you on Bethesda's journey are myself, RawkHawk2010, Kamek, and KoopaTV friend Mariosun90, in the log as "Ryu". (He was foreshadowed in a picture from the conference before this.)

For everything E3 2018, click here for KoopaTV's E3 2018 hub, the schedule!

Plus, we are also including the Devolver Digital “conference” in here, since Todd Howard just wouldn't stop talking in the Bethesda conference and it goes and cuts into the next one. Click here to scroll right down to it. It's nutty.
[9:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HOWDY.

[9:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Y'all got drank?

[9:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...no.

[9:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: I got drank.

[9:24 PM] Ryu: I should

[9:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: I figure Bethesda could use a buzz.

[9:24 PM] Ryu: Bethesda will be half Fallout, half Rage 2. With some mention of Elder Scrolls. Calling it now... maybe a new game(edited)

[9:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are they gonna re-release Skyrim again?

[9:26 PM] Ryu: I don't know how they could(edited)

[9:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Super-definitive edition.

[9:29 PM] Ryu: I got mine too @RawkHawk2010

[9:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: :vul_orgasmic:

[9:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh shit this is two in a row.

[9:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Forgot.

[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WHOOO

[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "This is Bethesda."

[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring slow-motion Yoga.

[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Though I guess all Yoga is slow-motion.

[9:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this an MSNBC ad

[9:31 PM] Ryu: Is this a job promo for Bethesda?

[9:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: Switch

[9:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They did a job promo last year.

[9:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Games as diverse as the people who make them, and play them."

[9:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: EVERYONE IS MENTIONING DIVERSITY.

[9:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: BotW Skyrim guy was there.

[9:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: I saw cars.

[9:33 PM] Ryu: They showed Skyrim on Switch. I guess we'll see some from Nintendo too

[9:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Pete Hines.

[9:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (As opposed to Pete Heinz)

[9:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: Pete looks sketchy.

[9:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Theme this year is "create". (As opposed to "diversity")

[9:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I miss Bethesdaland.

[9:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: Was that last year?

[9:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ya.

[9:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: OOH

[9:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: NINTENDO SWITCH

[9:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: NAMEDROP

[9:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: No one cares about VR Pete.

[9:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "#1 Ranked Publisher in the World." - Metacritic

[9:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well

[9:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe in terms of most GBs of game.

[9:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WALMART CANADA

[9:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: Won't doubt that.

[9:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: Walmart diss?

[9:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Best known for their low prices and ability to keep a secret."

[9:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: Walmart and Canada diss in same statement?

[9:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this a real dude?

[9:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or a trailer?

[9:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: This voice is hilarious

[9:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is he saying Rage or Rave?

[9:36 PM] Ryu: "Are you ready to rage?"

[9:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "ARE YOU READY TO RAAAAAAAAAY?"

[9:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: None of us know lol.

[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well the game is called Rage 2.

[9:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh.

[9:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: What is this music.

[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So he's probably trying to say Rage 2. The problem is that he doesn't know how to say "ge".

[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uhh...well it's not Kendrick Lamar.

[9:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: This sounds like something that would be in THPS

[9:38 PM] Ryu: The crowd looks confused

[9:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: These guys should have been at Trump's inauguration.

[9:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: Would have fit the theme.

[9:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I look confused, too.

[9:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So is Rage 2 a rhythm game?

[9:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well this is more exciting than I thought it'd be.

[9:38 PM] Ryu: I wish

[9:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Because Pete said we'll be looking at it.

[9:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: LOL

[9:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: Camera zooms in on some straight-faced dude as he shifts his head downward

[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I screenshotted guy in sunglasses.

[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (INDOORS)

Bethesda E3 2018 sunglasses wearing man in audience
Sunglasses man. He probably can't see anything.

[9:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah him

[9:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: "DIIIIIIIE!"

[9:39 PM] Ryu: "Are you ready to die" he sings to the crowd

[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!"

[9:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: Someone in the crowd looked like Phil Fish but he's removed from society.

[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Guy is apparently named Andrew W. K.

[9:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: These guys are complete opposites

Rage 2 Bethesda E3 2018 Tim Willits ID Software Magnus Nedfors Avalanche Studios
Polar opposites: Tim Willits (ID Software) and Magnus Nedfors (Avalanche Studios).

[9:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: It's kind of unreal.

[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Rage is back!"

[9:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: Short vs Tall

[9:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: No Hair vs too much Hair

[9:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're sniffing.

[9:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Tall guy doesn't talk.

[9:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: See look

[9:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: That mic is flesh-colored.

[9:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: WHY

[9:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: It doesn't make it look hidden.

[9:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: It just makes it look like a tumor.

[9:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Walker Texas ranger?

[9:42 PM] Ryu: So far, I am right

[9:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: Was that tall guy the one singing?

[9:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or were they two different dudes?

[9:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No.

[9:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Tall guy is a developer.

[9:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: K good.

[9:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: Global warming

[9:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: Global warming didn't do it

[9:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ID software and Avalanche Studios.

[9:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this the same narrator from the job promo?

[9:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "IF YOU SEE IT, YOU CAN DRIVE IT"

Was that captured from in-game footage, too?

[9:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wonder what the relationship is between real-life gun control advocates and those who get off to this shit.(edited)

[9:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: btw

[9:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: We haven't seen Call of Duty anywhere yet.

[9:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Main character seems like more of a jerk to society than the Goon Squad.

[9:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They usually show up to Sony.

[9:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is this

[9:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Was that in-game footage too?

[9:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: yea

[9:46 PM] Kamek: I'm here

[9:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wouldn't play this.

[9:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: Too bothered by the character designs.

[9:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: Can't play games with bad character designs.

[9:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hi Kamek!

[9:47 PM] Kamek: You said the same thing about music

[9:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah that too.

[9:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: Doesn't apply to gameplay though.

[9:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: (See Color Splash.)

[9:47 PM] Kamek: Quit being a snob

[9:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: Characters, music

[9:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: Kinda it.

[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Kamek, you watching the stream?

[9:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: Overall graphics not so much.

[9:48 PM] Kamek: Yeah

[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We need to talk about The Division 2.

[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You gonna be here for Ubisoft's conference tomorrow?

[9:49 PM] Kamek: Working 9 to 6

[9:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Watch The Division 2 not even actually be at Ubisoft's.

[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well Ubisoft is at 4, so...

[9:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Things like that have happened before.

[9:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Where a publisher's best game isn't even at their own conference.

[9:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Just MS/Sony's.

[9:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or maybe even Nintendo's.

[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Christian Van Hoose, Elder Scrolls Legend community manager.

[9:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (...Rabbids?)

[9:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: Hearthscape?

[9:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: whoa

[9:50 PM] Ryu: I forgot this game existed

[9:50 PM] Kamek: Wow someone walked through the camera

[9:50 PM] Kamek: Someone is fired

[9:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4 Elder Scrolls Legends availability.

[9:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: Thought they meant Hearthstone.

[9:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (In that order.)

[9:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Progress transferred from your mobile trash to your console.

[9:51 PM] Kamek: I never heard of elder scrolls legends

[9:51 PM] Kamek: Oh

[9:51 PM] Kamek: It's a card game

[9:51 PM] Kamek: Lame

[9:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

[9:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: Woman with beard.

Bethesda E3 2018 blonde woman with full beard Elder Scrolls Legends
WHY IS THIS A THING?

[9:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I was about to say that woman was cute.

[9:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: Not attractive.

[9:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: NOT ANYMORE

[9:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: I just like female Miis with mustaches.

[9:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: Not beards.

[9:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Elder Scrolls: Summerset"?

[9:52 PM] Kamek: Meh

[9:52 PM] Kamek: Shoutouts

[9:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, "The Elder Scrolls Online: Summerset"

[9:52 PM] Kamek: Any other conferences today?

[9:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: Another flesh-colored mic.

[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Devolver Digital.

[9:53 PM] Kamek: Who are they?

[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're the ones who had the fake conference last year.

[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Some kind of indie publisher.

[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Camera went out.

[9:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: Question

[9:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: Have we seen any flashlights?

[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No.

[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 11 million players on The Elder Scrolls Online.

[9:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: This guy sucks.

[9:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He reminds me of JEB! Bush.

[9:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: Cool guy probably but shouldn't be a presenter.

[9:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: Exactly.

[9:54 PM] Kamek: He's also nervous

[9:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: LOW-ENERGY

[9:54 PM] Kamek: But Elder Scrolls Online is a huge deal

[9:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: Picture Trump as a presenter at E3.

[9:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He has the same talking patterns as JEB!

[9:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah, good observation.

[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He looks like him if JEB! didn't shave.

[9:55 PM] Kamek: Do we like werewolves?

[9:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: He has the fake smiles.

[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Camera keeps cutting out.

[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I don't like werewolves)

[9:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Do we like werewolves?"

[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There was a whole Splatfest about it!

[9:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: dat spontaneity

[9:55 PM] Kamek: Good point

[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.koopatv.org/2017/10/vampires-vs-werewolves-splatoon-2-splatfest.html

[9:55 PM] Kamek: I can dig werewolves

[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dude's finally going.

[9:55 PM] Kamek: And vampires

[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: I like Werewolves if they're more Wolf than Were.

[9:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I was on Team Vampires.

[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: Otherwise, no.

[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010:

Pitch-Black Warwolf Yu-Gi-Oh card
...Not a werewolf.


[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: I like that o-

[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: Wait.

[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: That's a Warwolf.

[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: Nevermind.

[9:56 PM] Kamek: LOL

[9:57 PM] Kamek: Genewarped werewolf?

[9:57 PM] Kamek: That was a card

[9:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: I like the riding of creatures in this

[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, I'm only half paying attention to that trailer.

[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Since I'm not interested at all.

[9:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Kamek That was a Warwolf too.

[9:58 PM] Kamek: Ugh

[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: See? Vampires.

[9:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sonic became a Werehog.

[9:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: Which no one liked.

[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What is on the stream right now?

[9:59 PM] Kamek: He was made of nerdsrope

[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Demons

[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: DOOM

[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "DOOM Eternal"

[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sorry I've seen enough DOOM for one lifetime guys.

[9:59 PM] Kamek: Welcome to your DOOM

[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Fuck DOOM.

[10:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Though ARMS is worse.

[10:00 PM] Kamek: I liked ARMS

[10:00 PM] Ryu: Doom shall be the "new game"

[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Who invited this squealing fangirl in the audience?

[10:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: This dude is weird.

[10:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The presenters are weird, the audience is weird.

[10:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're going closer to EA than Microsoft.

[10:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Nothing here is normal and not in a great way.

[10:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This has gone on for half an hour and not much has happened.

[10:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well I can't say that

[10:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: That RAGE 2 band was something.

[10:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Yeah.

[10:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: But that was it.

[10:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "How's everyone feel tonight? Hype?"

[10:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Muted response from audience.

[10:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Quake

[10:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: No one cares about Quake.

[10:02 PM] Kamek: This audience is weird lol

[10:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They have segments about Quakecon every year.

[10:03 PM] Kamek: I love how their people are at e3 to tell people to go to Quakecon

[10:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nintendo's competition is at least at E3.

[10:03 PM] Kamek: CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

[10:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Quake dad, or a brand new BABY to the arena."

[10:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: "we won't stop until we've delivered a game that's fun for everyone"

[10:03 PM] Kamek: That's a t-mobile mantra

[10:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Isn't it, like, rated M?

[10:04 PM] Kamek: Yeah

[10:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: This audience is bored as hell.

[10:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: You can play with him and his entire Quake family.

[10:05 PM] Kamek: Twitch chat is annoyed with all the pauses

[10:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "After our showcase is over, check out our new trailer for Quake Champions"

[10:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: proceed to immediately show new trailer

[10:05 PM] Ryu: That's .... Quake?

[10:05 PM] Kamek: "Remember me?!"

[10:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL

[10:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: ^ lol

[10:05 PM] Kamek: Lol

[10:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I'm gonna flip you like a table!"

[10:06 PM] Kamek: Best line ever

[10:06 PM] Ryu: Quake.... changed a lot

[10:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fits with the Quake BABY.

[10:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: Better than The Miracle Never Happen and Karrma's a Bitch?

[10:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: Naaaaaaaaaaah

[10:06 PM] Kamek: Everyone is saying it's an Overwatch clone

[10:06 PM] Kamek: On twitch chat

[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Huge free update for Prey, tonight.

Story Mode, New Game +, and Survival Mode.

[10:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: The employees like bragging about the work environment.

[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Story mode is a DLC update?

[10:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: With how we keep seeing offices.

[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Their work environment is being taken over by giant spiders.

[10:07 PM] Kamek: ...

[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SO MUCH FOR BRAGGING ABOUT THE WORK ENVIRONMENT.

[10:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: The moon is a harsh mistress.

[10:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: So werewolves?

[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The moon has aliens.

[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Makes sense I guess.

[10:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well I guess you can't become a werewolf if you're ON the moon.

[10:08 PM] Kamek: Wait what?

[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Aliens would visit the moon before the planet, wouldn't they?

[10:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't think so.

[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This DLC is a "simulation" that you can rewind or something.

[10:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "GET OFF THE MOON"

[10:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: They'd be on the moon to do reconnaissance.

[10:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: If the aliens are into that.

[10:09 PM] Kamek: That was a fun trailer if nothing else

[10:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's those people from the work environment.

[10:09 PM] Kamek: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND

[10:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That got attacked by a spider.

Bethesda E3 2018 Not a mimic post-it sticky note woman
Not a mimic...

[10:10 PM] Ryu: Good thing to know that lady isn't a mimic

[10:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Post-it notes being applied to people on stage.

[10:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is weeeeeeeeeeeeird.

[10:10 PM] Kamek: That joke was so lame it became funny

[10:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is what I imagine Californians to be like.

[10:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is Bethesda HQ'd in California?

[10:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: I know California is where this is.

[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SPACE BANANA

[10:11 PM] Ryu: DKC new game confirmed

[10:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Audience is creeped out.

[10:11 PM] Kamek: Looks like fun

[10:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're saying their DLC has jump scares.

[10:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What's fun, working at Bethesda, or the game?

[10:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I just laughed out loud at the people's names.

[10:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: Not even gonna try to spell those names

Bethesda E3 2018 Machine Games Jerk Gustafsson Jens Matthies Wolfenstein
Fortunately, the spelling is right in the picture.
Jerk Gustafsson, and Jens Matthies. Both of Machine Games.

[10:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Jerk Gustaffson"

[10:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...

[10:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: l-o-fucking-l

[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Jerk Gustafsson and Jens Matthies

[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Beat the living fuck out of those Nazis" most applause of the night from Bethesda.

[10:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: PARIS

[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Wolfenstein Youngblood"

[10:13 PM] Ryu: Les baguettes, oui oui

[10:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: People in the audience are hysterically laughing.

[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Jerk's accent increased double-fold from the Paris announcement.

[10:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: At the mention of France.

[10:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is it gonna be about Vichy France?

[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trailer for it.

[10:14 PM] Kamek: :0

[10:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: I think this is Vichy France.

[10:14 PM] Kamek: Poor notre dame

[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Was that a goat?

[10:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: couldnt see

[10:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: too dark

[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wolfenstein Youngblood releasing 2019.

[10:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: That wasn't exciting.

[10:14 PM] Kamek: *COUGH

[10:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf

[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Where's Todd Howard?

[10:15 PM] Ryu: This crowd is way more hyped than Microsoft's

[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Talking about VR.

[10:15 PM] Kamek: Wooo VR

[10:15 PM] Ryu: Where are the Switch games though?

[10:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: Kamek you care about VR?

[10:15 PM] Kamek: Yes

[10:17 PM] Kamek: So it's a huge deal to Fallout people

[10:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yup, Todd Howard.

[10:17 PM] Ryu: Famous on 4chan

[10:17 PM] Kamek: Why is Todd Howard important

[10:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: Was Todd Howard wearing that jacket earlier?

[10:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Lookin' good!" - Mike Lindell, inventor of MyPillow

[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "My 25th ear at Bethesda."

[10:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah I'm wondering why Ludwig cares about Todd Howard too.

[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We're East Coast"

[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Talking about E3's Atlanta days.

[10:18 PM] Ryu: E3's history. I thought this was about Fallout

[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And then E3 business conference days.

[10:19 PM] Kamek: Camera guy is upset

[10:19 PM] Kamek: Todd is walking too much

[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Todd is talking too much

[10:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: He reminds me of my 6th grade science teacher.

[10:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: Racist, hated white people.

[10:19 PM] Kamek: @Ludwig Von Koopa why does Todd Howard matter?

[10:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: And she walked a lot.

[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ask the audience.

[10:19 PM] Ryu: I'm too watching this because of  Tood Howard

[10:19 PM] Ryu: oops, I'm not editing that

[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's the most famous guy at Bethesda.

[10:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh

[10:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: Thought this was a commercial

[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's their Miyamoto.

[10:20 PM] Kamek: Lol

[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Without the ruining the company part)

[10:20 PM] Ryu: Skyrim is still relevant

[10:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: Did that Switch just get destroyed?

[10:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: A Switch was on that table.

[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought they were supposed to talk about Fallout.

[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Skyrim Very Special Edition

[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: and Etch-a-Sketch

[10:21 PM] Ryu: I believe it

[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Motorola Pagers

[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Samsung Smart Refridgerator

[10:21 PM] Kamek: Lol

[10:21 PM] Kamek: That was fun

[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I TOLD YOU THEY'D RERELEASE SKYRIM MORE

[10:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: That was a shitty Greg Gutfeld Show skit.

[10:22 PM] Kamek: Who?

[10:22 PM] Ryu: Self-aware humor

[10:22 PM] Kamek: Holy crap

[10:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Fallout 76 is a prequel to all the other games. 4x the size of Fallout 4."

[10:22 PM] Kamek: Ew

[10:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 4x by game time or land size?

[10:22 PM] Kamek: West Virginia? Gross

[10:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Good question

[10:22 PM] Ryu: land of size, most likely

[10:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (That's what someone on GAB asked, shoutout to that guy)

[10:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: I never know what they mean

[10:22 PM] Ryu: land size*

[10:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well West Virginia is small.

[10:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Game size, world size, time-to-complete-story size?

[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And Kamek doesn't even like West Virginia.

[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is the same trailer from Microsoft.

[10:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe how long it took to develop size.

[10:23 PM] Ryu: It won't even look like West Virginia after a nuke

[10:23 PM] Kamek: West virginia is literally just forest

[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I miss when West Virginia was still part of Virginia.

[10:23 PM] Kamek: I do love this song though

[10:23 PM] Ryu: that's the same trailer from Microsoft's

[10:24 PM] Ryu: booo

[10:24 PM] Kamek: God bless John Denver

[10:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: So I can go outside and stretch?

[10:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or get more whiskey?

[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Whiskey, yes, stretch, no.

[10:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well it's probably almost over now.

[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Next conference in 26 minutes.

[10:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf

[10:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: So these are gonna be consecutive?

[10:25 PM] Ryu: People applauding for the same trailer

[10:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: With no pause?

[10:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: Was 1776 America's founding?

[10:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Tercentenary.


Yes.

[10:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh

[10:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Declaration of Independence.

[10:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Not the year that USA was its own independent nation.

[10:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: That makes the 2070's make more sense.

[10:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: 300th anniversary.

[10:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Revolutionary War took a little time.

[10:26 PM] Kamek: Lol

[10:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, this footage is new.

[10:26 PM] Kamek: I love that accent

[10:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Basically CP30

[10:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Every race, color, and creed."

[10:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: DIVERSITY

[10:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or C3P0

[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: White people are the minority by 2076.

[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Unfun fact.

[10:27 PM] Ryu: :trump_smile:

[10:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[10:27 PM] Kamek: Yeah that's West Virginia

[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it got nuked and was unrecognisable.

[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "16 times the detail" of the graphics.

[10:27 PM] Ryu: More weather system... but do they have seasons?

[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Most people don't know West Virginia that well."

[10:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: Government secrets.

[10:28 PM] Kamek: Well it's one of those things

[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "This is where the actual nuclear secrets are."

[10:28 PM] Kamek: Hint

[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: How the hell does he know?

[10:28 PM] Kamek: Only the first one

[10:28 PM] Ryu: West Virginia's folklore??

[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We wrote a whole article on West Virginia!

[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Well it was mostly on Torkoal.

[10:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: This whole game seems like a West Virginia diss.

[10:28 PM] Kamek: GAH

[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.koopatv.org/2017/08/the-torkoal-of-west-virginia.html

[10:29 PM] Ryu: "Always wanted to tell that story about West Virginia"

[10:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Each of those characters is a real person."

[10:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: A Fallout set in Alabama would be bad.

[10:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Mass fangirl squealing.

[10:29 PM] Kamek: They're only doing this because they already used Virginia in fallout 3

[10:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Fallout 76 is entirely online."

[10:29 PM] Ryu: the rumors were real

[10:29 PM] Ryu: whoa

[10:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Everyone just wants always-online connection.

[10:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Alabama's "folklore" is entirely restricted to Stand in the Schoolhouse Door and related antics.

[10:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: In terms of what would ever be referenced.

[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Since that Flash thing never happened.

[10:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: : (

[10:30 PM] Kamek: "We would never have it any other way." lists ways it's other ways

[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Todd Howard is losing his ability to talk.

[10:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Every character is real

[10:30 PM] Ryu: No NPC?

[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He clearly doesn't have a teleprompter like Phil Spencer.

[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Since he keeps walking around incoherently.

[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Softcore survival. Maybe that should be a new ESRB descriptor."

[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "You'll never even see a server when you play. You'll be with dozens, not hundreds, not thousands."

[10:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: Not an amusement park.

[10:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: What about Bethesdaland.

[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (RIP Bethesdaland)

[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Todd Howard is incoherent.

[10:32 PM] Kamek: He seems cohérent to me

[10:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: I'm only putting this above EA's cuz of the RAGE 2 concert.

[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fair enough.

[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Informational videos.

Bethesda E3 2018 Fallout 76 Vault Boy Girl information video
Oh, well, guess they're companions in Vault.


[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Vault-Tec videos.

[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So are there no enemies then?

[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Who just shot at you?

[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Another player?

[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...apparently.

[10:33 PM] Kamek: He has a muzzle loader pistol shotgun?

[10:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: That would have been in that White House anti-game vid.

[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

[10:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: SLOTH

[10:34 PM] Ryu: Mutant sloth, that's a first

[10:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is someone playing as Grafton Monster?

[10:34 PM] Kamek: Slakoth confirmed

[10:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or sloth?

[10:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: Also appears your player character can actually not be hideous despite it being the post-apocalypse.

[10:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: (Fuck you Sea of Thieves.)(edited)

[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: America only has 13 stars apparently.

[10:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: I like this.

[10:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: BotW should've had this.

[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...building a shack?

[10:35 PM] Kamek: Yeah Ludwig. It's a throw back to the colonies

[10:35 PM] Kamek: 1776

[10:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: BotW should have had it where you could build a house literally anywhere.

[10:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yes.

[10:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But it takes place in 2076.

[10:35 PM] Ryu: I'll play this Fallout someday lol

[10:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: West Virginia wasn't a colony!

[10:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It was part of Virginia!

[10:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: Photo Mode

[10:36 PM] Kamek: It is in 2076

[10:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: Why doesn't XC2 have thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

[10:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: Alright well that was kinda cool

[10:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: Building houses.

[10:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And then have a nuke destroy your house?

[10:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: I liked Secret Bases in Pokemon.

[10:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You can apparently launch nukes at people.

[10:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: So I like having a house in games.

[10:37 PM] Kamek: Todd Howard is pretty charismatic

[10:37 PM] Kamek: Lol

[10:37 PM] Kamek: Murder

[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nuclear armaments 2nd Amendment.

[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "How does a fellow like you acquire nuclear weapons?"

[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Don't let Kim Jong Un watch.

[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or this will ruin the summit in 46.5 hours.

[10:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah this is bad timing lol

[10:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: What if he's watching E3 right now?

[10:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: We know he likes games.

[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Actually, less than 46.5 hours.

[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's in 22.5 hours.

[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: rip

[10:39 PM] Kamek: Freaking people getting in the way of the camera

[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fangirl is literally clapping at everything.

[10:39 PM] Ryu: beta

[10:39 PM] Ryu: ah!

[10:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: Don't like Betas.

[10:40 PM] Kamek: The Technical Director is raging. I guarantee it

[10:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Break-it Early Test Application"

[10:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: They just make the release date not exciting.

[10:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's RAGE 2-ing.

[10:40 PM] Kamek: Lol

[10:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Map of the world that glows in the %%$%-ing dark."

[10:41 PM] Kamek: Glow in the dark

[10:41 PM] Kamek: I dig it

[10:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: fuck

[10:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...thanks, Rawk.

[10:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: :phoenix_i_did_it:

[10:41 PM] Kamek: Neat

[10:41 PM] Kamek: A helmet

[10:41 PM] Kamek: I just want the glow in the dark map

[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: October 27 2102.

[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Oh, November 14, 2018.

[10:42 PM] Kamek: Wow

[10:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: What about Fallout 4?

[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "It's been 10 years since Fallout 3, our very first one."

[10:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: Fallout 4 wasn't his?

[10:42 PM] Kamek: Fallout shelter was fun

[10:42 PM] Kamek: I played it for a while

[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fallout Shelter coming to PlayStation 4 and Nintendo Switch.

Fallout Shelter Nintendo Switch PlayStation 4 Bethesda E3 2018
Fallout Shelter is now out on the Nintendo  Switch!
(And PlayStation 4, but who cares?)

[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And free.

[10:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: Free?

[10:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: No micro-transacitions?

[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Coming out TONIGHT.

[10:43 PM] Kamek: It's not necessarily pay to win

[10:43 PM] Kamek: But it's fun

[10:43 PM] Ryu: It came out on mobile like two-three years ago

[10:43 PM] Kamek: I liked it

[10:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: Todd acting like a free game being played a lot is impressive.

[10:44 PM] Ryu: especially a mobile game

[10:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Elder Scrolls Blades" mobile game.

[10:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: "the other franchise you love from us"

[10:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: Doesn't sound good.

[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What were the other games they showed this E3?

[10:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: Only two franchises people love from Besthesda?

[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Unloved?

[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Uniquely mobile experience." iPhone X, console graphics, first-person RPG.

[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: With "dual sticks"

[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Dual sticks?

[10:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: Horizontal phone games suck.

[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But there are no sticks.

[10:45 PM] Kamek: Odd...

[10:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: Keep them away.

[10:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: Games that be played in portrait are more tolerable.

[10:46 PM] Ryu: this looks bad

[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Do we want this and Devolver to be one log?

[10:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: Might as well.

[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dude isn't gonna end.

[10:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: oooooooooo

[10:46 PM] Kamek: LAWL

[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The entire game can be played in portrait mode."

[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "That one was incredibly important to us."

[10:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...Aight then.

[10:46 PM] Kamek: rawk just got served

[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ACE SERVE

[10:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: Todd Howard just called coffee-drinkers degenerates.

[10:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or Miyamoto.

[10:47 PM] Kamek: ... Uh I think you missed what he was saying

[10:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The actual game looks boring though.

[10:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Main mode" is "the Town."

[10:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't like a game being called Blades.

[10:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: Interferes with discussion about Xenoblade Chronicles 2's Blades.

[10:48 PM] Kamek: Lol

[10:48 PM] Kamek: Technical Director is losing his mind

[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Blades is also coming to console, PC, and Virtual Reality.

[10:49 PM] Kamek: Someone is fired

[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Didn't he just say it's mobile?

[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Uniquely mobile"

[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's cross-platform.

[10:49 PM] Kamek: That seems unfair

[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Coming this fall, for free."

[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Mobile trash vs. VR guy

[10:49 PM] Kamek: Pay to win

[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Pre-register for early access"

[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Pre-register... for... early...access?

[10:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: Not the best way to end the show.

[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So register before registration starts to have access before it's accessible?

[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Maryland, Montreal, and Austin.

[10:53 PM] Kamek: They just won't stop

[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm not asking about anything.

[10:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: Starfield 2?

[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's what it sounded like.

[10:54 PM] Kamek: ES 6

[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The Elder Scrolls XI.

[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: *VI

[10:54 PM] Ryu: RIP Skyrim

[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "WE LOVE YOU!" - audience member

[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Okay actually we're really done."

[10:54 PM] Ryu: Todd Howard! You're a meme!

[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But they're not really done.

[10:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Because Pete Hine needs to talk too.

[10:55 PM] Kamek: I like Todd

[10:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't.

[10:55 PM] Ryu: He talks about a new game then right after, he shows Elder Scrolls 6

[10:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Good night."

[10:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Conference END.

[10:56 PM] Kamek: Neat

[10:56 PM] Ryu: This was more fun than Microsoft

[10:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm putting Microsoft above this, man.

[10:56 PM] Kamek: Skyrim for Alexa please

[10:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

[10:56 PM] Ryu: Where are the Switch games though?

[10:56 PM] Kamek: Fallout Shelter

[10:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fallout Shelter.

[10:57 PM] Ryu: But it's a 3 years old game :frowning:

[10:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Really two.

[10:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is above EA.

[10:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: I give it a D+

[10:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, next conference in two minutes.

[10:58 PM] Ryu: so soon

[10:58 PM] Ryu: So, I was more or less right about my predictions

[10:59 PM] Ryu: A lot of focus on Rage 2 and Fallout

[10:59 PM] Ryu: and a new game

[10:59 PM] Ryu: lol

[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Cool, wanna join our staff?

[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: >_>

[11:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Back


Devolver Digital


[11:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Devolver now.

[11:00 PM] Ryu: I hope we'll see Hotline Miami 3

[11:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: What's even here again?

[11:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Who knows.

[11:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is Devolver a developer?

[11:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Publisher.

[11:01 PM] Kamek: ...?

[11:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: BANANA

[11:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Someone had a banana in the audience

[11:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: unpeeled

[11:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (it's a fake audience)

[11:02 PM] Ryu: Wasn't it recorded last time too?

[11:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.

[11:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: We didn't know it was fake last time did we?

[11:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We did.

[11:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I did.

[11:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: I feel like it took us a minute.

[11:02 PM] Kamek: What is happening

[11:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're doing a joke.

[11:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Battle Royale.

[11:03 PM] Kamek: Lol

[11:03 PM] Ryu: That guy kind of looks like Harry Potter's actor

[11:03 PM] Ryu: oh well, he's dead now

[11:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Shut your mouth you miserable piece of human garbage!"

[11:04 PM] Kamek: Leather skirt?

[11:04 PM] Kamek: Odd choice

[11:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I read on the Internet sometime..."

[11:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Todd Howard did that already.

[11:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: This isn't as fascinating the second time.

[11:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Banana.

[11:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well now she's just swearing.

[11:05 PM] Kamek: Lots of big words

[11:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: An actual game reveal?

[11:06 PM] Kamek: Oh dear

[11:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Gamepires"

[11:06 PM] Kamek: Twitch is reacting

[11:07 PM] Kamek: In a less than professional manner

[11:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this Team Fortress?

[11:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SCUM

[11:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Supermax Open World Survival

[11:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: This bitch is REALLY trying to be an Aisha Tyler.

[11:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Lootboxes.

[11:08 PM] Kamek: Twitch is labeling her as a dom >>

Devolver Digital E3 2018 Nina Sutherland leather skirt dominatrix full body shot legs
So-called Nina Sutherland.

[11:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hm...

[11:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: I think that was the intent.

[11:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "LOOT BOX COIN"

[11:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: That's why she's wearing a leather skirt.

[11:10 PM] Kamek: Makes sense

[11:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (She doesn't actually work at Devolver Digital)

[11:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: "financial stability" * audience immediately zooms in on black family *

[11:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: BANANA

[11:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: S

[11:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He just got Reggie'd.

[11:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[11:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: Banana game.

[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: BANANAS

[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The game has nothing to do with bananas.

[11:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: Aren't they firing bananas?

[11:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...looks like normal bullets.

[11:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: Banana bullets.

My Friend Pedro bananas trailer Devolver Digital E3 2018
These are clearly regular bullets.

[11:13 PM] Kamek: Lol

[11:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: Switch

[11:14 PM] Kamek: That's a stab at Nintendo

[11:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: That kid is still in the background.

[11:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yeah.

[11:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: What was a stab?

[11:14 PM] Kamek: Taco bell <3

[11:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: Didn't hear.

[11:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nostalgic cash grabs.

[11:14 PM] Kamek: Not even the good taco bell

[11:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Devolver Digital Entertainment System Classic.

[11:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THAT obvious a stab to Nintendo?

[11:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yes

[11:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 25 classic games.

Devolver Digital E3 2018 Jeffrey entertainment system classic beaten submission
He's being beaten by the assistant.

[11:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: That kid is the sub.

[11:16 PM] Kamek: Wait what

[11:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Jeffery"

[11:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yeah he's a sub.

[11:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is Femdom: The Conference

[11:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: :laughing_dog:

[11:16 PM] Ryu: pretty much

[11:16 PM] Kamek: Basically it is

[11:17 PM] Kamek: Twitch chat agrees

[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Modern American political landscape.

[11:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: From Software.

[11:17 PM] Ryu: From Software...?

[11:18 PM] Ryu: oh, that game

[11:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot game?

[11:18 PM] Ryu: It's amazing

[11:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot is this?

[11:18 PM] Ryu: Metalwolf

[11:18 PM] Kamek: Lol

[11:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: MECH AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

[11:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: MechAmericaGreatAgain.com

[11:18 PM] Kamek: Love it

[11:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (don't go there who knows what's there)

[11:18 PM] Ryu: The president in a mech wrecking everyone

[11:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC this year.

[11:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: in b4 fake cred-

[11:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fake credits.

[11:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: K. Rool and Kirby: Star Allies have taught me better.

[11:19 PM] Ryu: rip femdom

[11:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: uhh

[11:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: That was the Conker: Live & Reloaded Berri death scene.

[11:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: rofl

[11:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...

[11:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are they repairing the femdom?

[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Switch snaps.

[11:21 PM] Kamek: Robo femdom?

[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...

[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hm...

[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "To be continued next year"

[11:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: Mina Mothafucking Struthers?

[11:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Twitch done.

[11:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well that was useless.

[11:21 PM] Kamek: Sleepy

[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Of course it's useless.

[11:22 PM] Ryu: that was anticlimatic

[11:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: What did we even see gameswise?

[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...

[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That Mechawolf thing.

[11:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: I remember SCUM

[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't remember what SCUM even is.

[11:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Battle Royale thing

[11:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: I think

[11:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Actually maybe not.

[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That was a joke.

[11:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The whole thing was a joke.

[11:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I still don't know if we actually put this on the tier list or not.

[11:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We didn't last year.

[11:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm inclined not to this year, since it's not a real conference.

[11:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Even the E3 Twitter didn't even mention it.

[11:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: It'd still beat EA.

[11:23 PM] Kamek: Meh

[11:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh

[11:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: There was a banana game.

[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That wasn't a banana game.

[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I took a screenshot of the bullets.

[11:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're just ordinary bullets.

[11:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: It had banana in the title

[11:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "My Friend Pedro"

[11:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is the name of the game.

[11:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But it's apparently coming out on the Switch.

[11:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://store.steampowered.com/app/557340/My_Friend_Pedro/

[11:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Note the name of the game lacks banana in it.

[11:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A banana is in the story line.

[11:27 PM] RawkHawk2010:

Devolver Digital E3 2018 Nina Sutherland about to shoot fire
She's about to get the flamethrower...

[11:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: ^ got that

[11:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: that's right before he gets set on fire

[11:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...

[11:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: aka Reggie'd

[11:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Meh.

[11:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: I have other stuff

Devolver Digital E3 2018 man eating banana .gif
...Like this man eating a banana!

[11:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: We're still in log.

[11:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: From Bethesda

[11:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh

[11:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well uh

[11:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Might wanna end it so I can publish the thing.

[11:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SEE YOU TOMORROW.



By the time this log is published, it's actually now today (Monday). There are a host of conferences and events for Monday, so stay tuned to KoopaTV and study that E3 2018 schedule!


For Bethesda's E3 2017 conference, click here! 
For Devolver Digital's E3 2017 conference, click here. Not recommended.
For the conference before this with the foreshadowing picture, click here!
For the conference after this that is almost as short as Devolver Digital's fake conference, click here.

6 comments :

  1. These two conferences were both better than what I expected them to be. Bethesda came out with all the big guns and had announcements for practically every IP that they own. As for the Devolver Digital, I did not watch their stream last year, so I had no idea how zany it was going to be. It was surely worth watching, though. I did not think I would like anything that they would show, but My Friend Pedro actually looks pretty interesting and I'm glad that it is coming to the Switch.

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    1. I'm... curious how low your standards were.

      I guess when there's free time I'll finally play Fallout Shelter on the Switch!

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  2. Devolver Digital deserves to be an E3 mainstay. I went into it hoping for amusement and Metal Wolf Chaos news, and I got amusement and Metal Wolf Chaos news. XD

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    1. If you knew Metal Wolf Chaos was going to be there, what was the news that you didn't know beforehand?

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    2. They teased it, so I was hoping they'd make it official.

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    3. So basically, they teased something, and then acted on their own tease, and you're happy they went through with it.
      Seems easy.

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