By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - See the good things that can be done when Cappy is preoccupied?
Last week, while we were live-reacting to Sony's press conference at E3 2018, President Donald John Trump of the United States of America and North Korea's Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un were having a peace-deal-making summit in Singapore. (I think this was intentionally timed to be at the same time at Sony's conference, because of North Korea's prior history of hacking Sony.)
We don't know the exact details of the final agreement since it doesn't exist yet, but the preliminary outline looks pretty nice. The United States and North Korea are going to establish relations, work towards peace between North and South Korea, North Korea will get rid of its nuclear weapons, and North Korea will recover Korean War dead people. President Donald John Trump also said he would end joint-military exercises between the United States and South Korea, which North Korea sees as a threat to peace. The United States will drop the economic sanctions against North Korea once the country de-nuclearises.
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| Here's their preliminary agreement. Kim Jong Un's signature is interesting. (That's President Donald John Trump's finger.) |
We know that Cappy, the evil Bonneter who is affiliated with Mario, wished to prevent peace between North Korea and the world. But then South Korea successfully banned Mario and Cappy. Cappy moved on to the United Kingdom (and KoopaTV staffer Vortexica went missing). And here we are today — no Vortex (who originally wrote that North Korea hacks Sony article as his first-ever KoopaTV article), but peace (for now) with North Korea.
Where Cappy goes, it's misery. Without Cappy, things can actually work out well for the world. Oh, and you also need to get rid of the Democrats. You know if Hillary Clinton was president, this would never happen.
KoopaTV didn't get the proper chance to discuss this very positive development to Earth peace due to E3 2018, so here is the opportunity one week later. Do you think Earth is going in the right direction? Can Koopa Kingdom kidnap President Donald John Trump to broker peace between the Koopas and the Mushroom Kingdom?
It was surreal seeing the same Dennis Rodman that was once hostage to Cappy break down in tears. If he had not managed to remove the two eyed menace from his head, I can only imagine what kind of chaos we would be in right now.
ReplyDeleteWe recently determined that President Donald John Trump is Chaotic Good, Dennis Rodman is Chaotic Neutral, and Kim Jong Un is Chaotic Evil.
DeleteWith Cappy on, of course, Dennis Rodman is Chaotic Evil. Either way, there's chaos, but at least it's being put to productive use!