KoopaTV Tries to Live React to PC Gaming Show, then Splatoon 2 World Championship Semi-Finals, then PC Gaming Show Again

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Mess of a log for a mess of two hours.

Remember when we dedicated a whole article to asking you whether or not you wanted us to watch the PC Gaming Show today, or the opening rounds and semi-finals of the Splatoon 2 World Championship? Here's where that comes to play.

Here for this confusing and undisciplined period of time (because not everyone wants to respect your wishes, fans), are myself and Rawk. Others wisely stayed away from this disaster of a log.

Though it wasn't followed for the creation of this log, in general, look to our E3 Weeks 2018 Schedule as your roadmap to E3 coverage.

[5:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm warming up food.

[5:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And doing the Ubisoft log.

[5:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Y'all can talk about PC gaming.

[5:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hey, now that I have a gaming-able PC, maybe I should... care about the PC Gaming Show?

[5:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: For Battletoads?

[5:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe.

[5:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: I think scaling is gonna make me have to upgrade Microsoft to C

[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I got milk now.

[5:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: @Sooper Sekrit Agent Wendy you're the big PC gamer, stop playing PC games and help live-react to... PC games.

[5:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: Ooblets.

[5:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: Reminds me of the Wiiblet.

[5:59 PM] RawkHawk2010:

Looking good.

[5:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: ^ New Fox artwork

[5:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Alright seriously

[5:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Confirms this character isn't dead.

[5:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: PC Gaming Show countdown.

[6:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THE FANS ASKED FOR IT.

[6:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HERE IT IS.

[6:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: "There is magic in PC gaming."

[6:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Cuz you can "rewrite the rules"

[6:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Aka cheating?

[6:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh yeah Sea of Thieves

[6:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: To my knowledge Sea of Thieves got shown more at PC than Microsoft last year.

[6:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh here's this motherfucker.

[6:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sean Plott

[6:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sean "Day[9]" Plott.

[6:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Frankie Ward

[6:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Frankie Ward (a woman)

[6:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: 30 games

[6:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: 90 MINUTES

[6:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...joy.

[6:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: That's way too long.

[6:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh well.

[6:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You wanted this over two and a half hour Splatoon tournament that has BREAKS.

[6:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: REAP WHAT YOU SOW

[6:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: Theoretically all these PC games won't be PC-exclusive.

[6:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sea of Thieves isn't.

[6:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this Fortnite?

[6:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I'm not play-by-play announcing this thing so you do that, unless there isn't anything happening)

[6:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Kamek where you at

[6:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: I think he said he gets off at 6.

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He did.

[6:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: Which was five minutes ago.

[6:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He probably has to get home.

[6:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This game, Satisfactory, is about automating a factory.

[6:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: Splatoon tournament doesn't start until 6:30 right?

[6:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Correct.

[6:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: We may have to jump ship.

[6:06 PM] Ryu: I forgot PC gaming show was an indie showcase

[6:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But the FANS voted PC Gaming Show.

[6:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And you encouraged it.

[6:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Our readers want us to suffer.

[6:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Ryu They showed Sea of Thieves in the intro.

[6:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or maybe they're interested in PC gaming and we're doing them a disservice for not talking about it.

[6:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: This looks bad though.

[6:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sea of Thieves and 29 indies.

[6:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: It doesn't have the same atmosphere as last year where there's people in the background wearing VR helmets and almost collapsing

[6:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You said this would be funny.

[6:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Alright let's play it by ear.

[6:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Only funny thing is that the developers don't know how to articulate their projects.

[6:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Very first indie title of the day."

[6:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: ewwwwwww

[6:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: Multi-colored hair people

[6:09 PM] Ryu: The good news is Sony's presentation is in 3 hours

[6:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You're in charge of screenshotting this shit.

[6:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: Tumblr game.

[6:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (don't take too much)

[6:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Okay well I'm watching Splatoon at 6:30.

[6:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Battle Royale"

[6:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Y'all don't have to.

[6:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: uhhhh

[6:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HOLD IT.

[6:10 PM] Ryu: I'm disappointed in the lack of Battle Royale

[6:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You're the one who was the biggest cheerleader.

[6:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeah bad idea.

[6:10 PM] Ryu: PC Gaming show delivers

[6:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Don't you want to watch 1,000 concurrent battle royalers?

[6:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: In a WORLD EXCLUSIVE?

[6:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: Isn't that Splatoon?!

[6:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: Okay not cocurrent

[6:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: Okay not royale

[6:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: But battle yes.

[6:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And not 1,000.

[6:12 PM] Ryu: "Fight the powa"

[6:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Kamek is coming.

[6:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe he'll like this.

[6:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM

[6:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: CEO of Battle Royale game, aka a freaking kid.

[6:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol indie

[6:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's British.

[6:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "James Thompson" pretty typical British snob name.

[6:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[6:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is Jordan Peterson the typical Canadian snob name?

[6:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sure, if it ends in "son".

[6:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: Looking at the twitch chat

[6:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: "FAKE GAME"

[6:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: "SNORE"

[6:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's saying "beeta"

[6:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: beeter

[6:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: This reminds me of a bad news station.

[6:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: When he does the "here's more from Frankie" thing

[6:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sounds like something you'd find FUNNY.

[6:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And APPEALING.

[6:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: The Midas Touch

I don't even know what game this is. That's why Ludwig usually does play-by-play commentary.

[6:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: COMING UP ON THE PC GAMING SHOW

[6:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: That didn't go to a commercial

[6:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: Didn't mean anything.

[6:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Stardocks"

[6:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: as opposed to "Star Fox"

[6:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or Starbucks.

[6:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or Starline.

[6:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or Starfield

[6:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or Star Wars.

[6:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or Star Trek.

[6:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or Battlestar Galactica.

[6:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ..................

[6:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah that's all I got.

[6:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: STARMIE

[6:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: STARYU

[6:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: This looks like Starlink.

[6:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: With the cartoonyness.

[6:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: Kinda weird that that's a gimmick for a video game now.

[6:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: At least during E3.

[6:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: StarControl

[6:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: So  Stardock is developing StarControl.

[6:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: You can "blast critters".

[6:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No, StarControl is developing Stardock.

[6:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...oh.

[6:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No.

[6:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You're right.

[6:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, screw Sean  Plott.

[6:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dumb names.

[6:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: You'd think StarDock would be controlled by StarControl.

[6:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: Okay let's come to a consensus.

[6:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: Turn this shit off in nine minutes?

[6:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No.

[6:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: :cappy:

[6:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: Lol

[6:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: No one knows if it's called Archangel: Hellfire or Hellfire: Archangel

[6:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or at least Frankie doesn't.

[6:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Frogwares"

[6:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (reloading my browser)

[6:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Great studio name.

[6:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Investigation is at the core."

[6:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We will not offer any hand-holding for the player."

[6:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We will not give the player objectives."

[6:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is Plott just really tall or is that a manlet?

[6:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this what hardcore indie devs dream of?

[6:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Railing against tutorialisation in games so your first sales pitch is "WE GIVE THE PLAYER NOTHING."

[6:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: "We're almost out of time"

[6:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh hey same.

[6:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSx7CTILNc

[6:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Don't you want to hear about a PC title?

[6:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Warframe?

[6:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Most devoted communities in gaming!

[6:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: The Chirpy Chirps suck.

[6:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are you really ragequitting the PC Show?

[6:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No joke?

[6:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yeh

[6:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: Tournament starts in 5 seconds

[6:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: Might wanna get over here.

[6:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This log is gonna be a mess.

[6:32 PM] Ryu: but it's warframe

[6:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[6:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Mr. Nogami on Splatoon 2.

[6:33 PM] Ryu: Oh, Splatoon? *jumps ship*

[6:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this gonna be the new Bill Trinen?

[6:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "New Zealando"

[6:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: I saw something alive on someone's head.

[6:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: But I don't think it was Cappy.

[6:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I think it was a turnip.

[6:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: Let's get it Kracken

[6:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: That was a pun right?

[6:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought Jordan Kent was about to say "AWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY"

[6:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.

[6:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Today we watch opening rounds and semi-finals.

[6:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Tomorrow Best of 7 are grand finals at 4 PM.

[6:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Eastern)

[6:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: BackSquids?

[6:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: BackSquids sounds disgusting.

[6:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: America vs. Europe (BackSquids)

[6:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well it's better than that French team from last year.

[6:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: What were they called?

[6:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Rising Moon.

[6:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Team intro cutscenes.

[6:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: Why did the audience laugh at the word ink?

[6:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: That wasn't funny.

[6:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Prize is the "Sterling Squid"

[6:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: GG Boyz

[6:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dynamon quit his old team (NAMED AFTER HIM) to join the "GG Boyz"

[6:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Which is a Japanese boy band I guess.

[6:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They mispronounced Latias's name last year.

[6:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So they did a brick joke.

[6:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought she said her name was Gladias.

[6:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SetToDestroyX is really really good.

SetToDestroyX's team.
(Spoilers for tomorrow: They lost their semi-finals match.)

[6:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: BackSquids is German.

[6:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: European Union Squids

[6:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's a gratuitous Arab there.

[6:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: As in fat?

[6:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or gratuitously-Arab?

[6:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No, as in, now Europe is being flooded with refugees from Arabia.

[6:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh.

[6:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[6:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So now they're showing up in European eSports teams.

[6:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: Subabilities.

[6:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I have an idea why they'd ban sub-abilities...

[6:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...But...

[6:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: Spoilers?

[6:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...It basically means everyone's Inklings are weaker than they would be in real game.

[6:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Since three sub-abilities, and you get nine, are equivalent to one main ability in strength.

[6:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well the weaker the better.

[6:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: It's why college football is more enjoyable than the NFL.

[6:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Europe is dominating the map.

[6:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: GO AMERICA!

[6:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: I like how it legitimately seems contrarian to root for America in this.

[6:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well the whole audience was just doing USA chants.

[6:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: Surprising.

[6:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Boooooooooooooooooo BackSquids won.

[6:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: That chant's supposed to be offensive.

[6:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: It got negative attention at some sporting event.

[6:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: Commentator  wearing a Metroid shirt.

[6:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: 's

[6:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: Not that it means anything

[6:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: If we remember Reggie's Metroid pin.

[6:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Better than the Rabbids Peach pin.

[6:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No one has any rainbow flag pins.

[6:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: Donald J. Trump

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The fact that I am having a meeting is a major loss for the U.S., say the haters & losers. We have our hostages, testing, research and all missle launches have stoped, and these pundits, who have called me wrong from the beginning, have nothing else they can say! We will be fine!

[6:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Trump misspelled "stopped"

[6:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I like how Latias is apparently the core of the Australian team.

[6:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Unless he meant "sloped"

[6:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He also misspelled "missile".

[6:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Play Soviet Missile Run right off of KoopaTV! 100% completely free!)

[6:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: Okay saw the beginning

[6:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: Personally seen enough

[6:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Latias not using a Charger, but a...

[6:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Uh...

[6:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Back to PC?

[6:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: Ya

[6:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Damn, you're fickle.

[6:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: We can do both if you want.

[6:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: Me over here and you over there.

[6:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...no, one at a time.

[6:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: Symmetry

[6:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: Okay then come back here.

[6:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is "here" PC Gaming?

[6:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yes

[6:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm there.

[6:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What is this, Metroid?

[6:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: K

[6:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is from Insomniac.

[6:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: Reminds me of ReCore.

[6:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: Kinda.

[6:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: In that it has robots and looks...slightly whimsical?

[6:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: Now it looks like Anthem.

[6:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Stormland"

[6:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: Wait.

[6:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (as opposed to Stormfront)

[6:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: Someone said that was Insomniac.

[6:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Or Tea Storm Studios)

[6:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: Chad

[6:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...Well they have Chad from Insomniac.

[6:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: An Android Gardener

[6:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He works at both Oculus Rift and Insomniac.

[6:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: So it's kinda like those things from Odyssey's Woodland Kingdom?

[6:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: Odyssey as in Odyssey

[6:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: Not Assassin's Creed: Odyssey

[6:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: btw

[6:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: People have expressed that this E3 has an eerie focus on arms.

[6:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: In that a lot of protagonists have cyborg arms

[6:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: And other arm things.

[6:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: Battlefield V girl has a bionic arm.

[6:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: And like two other protagonists of things did

[6:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: And this game really wanted you to look at arms in first-person.

[6:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: Hopefully E3 has already filled the arms quota.

[6:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: No More Heroes?

[6:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: That looked like Travis Touchdown.

[6:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: Nope.

[6:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: This music sucks.

[6:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Monkey Moon Studios

[6:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: With a banana in the logo.

[6:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sable

[6:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: New game with "an incredible art style"

[6:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh hey.

[6:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: May not be wrong.

[7:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: This looks like something we saw a few years back

[7:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: With a desert and everything.

[7:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Didn't look bad.

[7:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Kinda reminded me of Okami art-wise.

[7:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Open-world desert exploration game"

[7:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: "open-world desert exploration game"

[7:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: That's a genre.

[7:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: rofl

[7:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Inspired by Studio Ghibli.

[7:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: R.I.P. guy who founded it

[7:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: He died this year I think.

[7:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Miyazaki

[7:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Wait.

[7:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Star Citizen.

[7:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: He's not dead.

[7:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: So nevermind.

[7:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Another star game.

[7:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: The cofounder is dead.

[7:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: Something Takahata.

[7:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This music is familiar.

[7:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: From Donkey Kong.

[7:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: Every time there's a Star game from now on that includes coming out on Switch, I'm gonna wonder if Fox is in it.

[7:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I think.

[7:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: Lockjaw?

[7:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ya.

[7:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: There was a anime girl in the middle of that

[7:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: In that reel.

[7:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: Everything else looked like the same game.

[7:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sold for 9000 dollars

[7:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This hardware guy sells cases for $9000.

[7:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: So not over 9000.

[7:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I wanna go back to Splatoon.

[7:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: IT'S PRECISELY 9000!!!!!!!

[7:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Will probably be 8999.99 though right?

[7:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Usually how it works.

[7:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh but then tax.

[7:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: So it will be over 9000.

[7:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: Experiment with DNA to maximize crew efficiency.

[7:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: Eugenics?

[7:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Unless you live in New Hampshire.

[7:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: DUCK

[7:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Drake's Cakes.

[7:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: From Drake's Cakes.

Drake's Cakes?

[7:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Advertising PAX West.

[7:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is Frankie's skirt made out of tin foil?

[7:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Instead of leather?

[7:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: I like it.

[7:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Protects from radiation too.

[7:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: RIGHT IN TIME FOR THE SUMMIT.

[7:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: Bird puns.

[7:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: She's a bit peckish.

[7:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: Frankie, not Drake.

[7:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well Drake's a guy.

[7:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: Should be obvious.

[7:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: More isometry.

[7:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: Art style is gross.

[7:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: :dawn_get_it_away:

[7:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Reminds me of the Lost Kingdom from Odyssey.

[7:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Not Assassin's Creed.)

[7:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: How many times are we gonna see Just Cause 4?

[7:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is the third time right?

[7:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Right.

[7:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe this footage is new.

[7:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: Looks new.

[7:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: More kid developers.

[7:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They've moved onto the actual semi-finals part of Splatoon 2.

[7:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: "you play with it*

[7:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: audience: (laughs)

[7:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: Meh Splatoon.

[7:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: I saw enough.

[7:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're showing an intense Splat Zones game between Japan and Australia.

[7:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sean wants everyone to know that E3 hasn't actually started yet.

[7:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: NOOOOOO

[7:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[7:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wot

[7:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: THE WALKING DEAD

[7:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...

[7:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Yeah I'll look at Splatoon.

[7:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: They might be coming over here to film footage for it.

[7:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Clam Blitz!

(I should pay attention to this, since I'm not good at Clam Blitz.)

[7:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: omg

[7:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dude

[7:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wot

[7:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: I just realized

[7:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: Isn't this the first zombie game we've seen at E3 so far?(edited)

[7:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No.

[7:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: What else was?

[7:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dying Light 2.

[7:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: At one E3 there were more zombie games than not.

[7:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: At Microsoft's.

[7:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That game right before Comic Sans you didn't like.

[7:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Okay that was the one game at MS's I didn't pay attention to.(edited)

[7:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Figures.

[7:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well still.

[7:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: Very zombie-free E3, comparatively speaking.

[7:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: Also.

[7:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: Bears.

[7:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: No bears.

[7:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: Including no Banjo.

[7:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: We saw a Panda bear.

[7:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: And maybe there was a mutated Bear in Fallout, don't remember.

[7:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Panda was definitely significant.

[7:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Walking Dead is still walking.

[7:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: The humans don't look as bad as I expected them to.

[7:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: They look better than Odyss-

[7:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: ACO's

[7:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: More stylized I think.

[7:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: "fan-driven game"

[7:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well I'd fucking hope.

[7:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: I'd hope all games are fan-driven.

[7:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No, fans suck.

[7:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Young Conker wasn't fan-driven.

[7:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: I like Frankie as a host.

[7:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Every pixel is simulated."

[7:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dunno what that means.

[7:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Me neither.

[7:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: This reminds me of Steamworld Dig.

[7:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: Doctors on scene.

Doctor developers for Two Point Hospital.

[7:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: E3 may need them.

[7:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Japan just destroyed Australia in Clam Blitz.

[7:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf doctors

[7:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Two Point Hospital"

[7:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: PC Gaming about to end.

[7:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: "We had to come up with really interesting illnesses and cures for them."

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is weird.

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: You can unlock cures.

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Ludwig when you said that one game made you queasy?

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: What about this?

[7:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ..................

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: This game is centered around being sick.

[7:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Turtle Head...

Believe me, retracting your head into your shell is perfectly normal. (The night before Christmas, especially.)

[7:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Getting diseases.

[7:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is fascinating, I'll give it that.

[7:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dunno what's similar to this.

[7:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: Not Trauma Center.

[7:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't wanna play this but still interesting.

[7:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: There are volcanos.

[7:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: second battle royale game of the afternoon

[7:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Realm Royale

[7:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh hey

[7:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: Looks like a million other things

[7:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 90 minutes is up.

[7:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Rory Drybear Newbrough

[7:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Bear

[7:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Also High Res Studios is a pretentious-ass name for a studio.

[7:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: I prefer Monkey Moon Studio.

[7:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: Make it to the hyper zone to win a jailbird chicken skin!

Lock this genre up.

[7:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "our next game"

[7:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 90 minutes is up though.

[7:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: Ooblets.

[7:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Japan knocked out Australia.

[7:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: Don't you like Ooblets?

[7:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: I think I like Ooblets.

[7:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't know what I feel about Ooblets.

[7:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: I remember thinking it was a relief at a previous E3

[7:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't like these humans.

[7:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't like the way they run.

[7:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: PC and Xbox One exclusive?

[7:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: Doesn't seem right.

[7:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What's Anno?

[7:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: I feel like the Playstation barely gets exclusives aside from anime visual novels now.

[7:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: And Persona.

[7:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: Bad shirt design.

[7:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: This wasn't 90 minutes.

[7:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: Should've known Sean Plott was lying out his ass.

[7:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: Bait and Switch, but without the Switch.

[7:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: * ba dum tish *

[7:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: This better be it honestly.

[7:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Next title is the last Battle Royale.

[7:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But not the last game.

[7:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: I didn't think "Battle Royale" was a genre until this E3.

[7:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought it was just two games.

[7:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: PUBG and Fortnite.

[7:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This one is blasphemous.

[7:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah this is literally Cyanide and Happiness, not just "inspired by".

[7:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dunno what that is.

[7:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's a 13-year old web comic.

[7:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: http://explosm.net/

[7:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: I'm jealous of people who can watch this and genuinely laugh out loud like the audience here

[7:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: Same at movie theaters

[7:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I think the laughter is fake.

[7:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: ALL of it?

[7:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Like Devolver Digital.

[7:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Oh, and Sean Platt.

[7:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well this happens in movie theaters too.

[7:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's laughing because he's an idiot.

[7:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: Laughing happens out of peer pressure but someone has to start it.

[7:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: I laugh at things no one else laughs at meanwhile.

[7:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: Make the world your weapon.

[7:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf

[7:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: Was that a Monado?

[7:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Square Enix didn't even want to show this.

[7:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well it looked cool.

[7:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: You can beat someone with the bad half of a schizophrenic fish.

[7:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Hitman 2)

[7:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...or just a fish.

[7:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: Seems an appeal is being able to use anything as a weapon.

[7:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Would you feel better about Splatoon if you knew the weapons were made of everyday objects and they're not just guns and stuff?

[7:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: No opinion.

[7:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe if I could play as everyday objects.

[7:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: If I could play as that fish, yes.

[7:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You did that in Odyssey and disliked it.

[7:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: In Splatoon I don't like what I play as.

[7:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: I did?

[7:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The tree and rock.

[7:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: That was a tree.

[7:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: I mean a fish.

[7:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: Playing as Gushen was my favorite part of Odyssey.

[7:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: The PC Gaming Show is done.

[7:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "PC Gaming Show is done!"

[7:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...apparently.

[7:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: Might be a "one more thing"

Sean Plott and Frankie Ward won't let this stop.

[7:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Was 102 minutes.

[7:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Last but not least"

[7:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Huge thank you to sponsors"

[7:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: *108 minutes

[7:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: Thoughts?

[7:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Bad idea.

[7:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Don't do this next year.

[7:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: Better than E3?

[7:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Erm

[7:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: EA*

[7:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...

[7:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No.

[7:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: I liked that doctor game.

[7:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So did I.

[7:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Anything else you liked?

[7:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: That guy in the desert.

[7:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Erm

[7:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Girl

[7:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Because you think it's a fascinating genre name?

[7:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: I liked seeing someone get beat with a fish.

[7:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: Nah I like the art.

[7:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Or because you like the game?

[7:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: Art.

[7:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: Also I liked Frankie.

[7:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's going to end far before 9 PM.

[7:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Are we ending the log or are we watching Splatoon?

[7:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: I liked Frankie's tin-foil skirt.

[7:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: Compare to the EA host.

[7:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (My Discord messages are starting not to send)

[7:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: Mine too. :open_mouth:

[7:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I miss AIM.

[7:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: eeeeeeeeep

[7:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wot

[7:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: Looks we might've missed the best part.

[7:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But it ended.

[7:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: During Splatoon.

[7:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...

[7:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You care about Splatoon's moments?

[7:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: No.

[7:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: We missed the best part of PC when we were watching Splatoon.

[7:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Which was what?

[7:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: SEGA stuff.

[7:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yakuza

[7:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: And Bayonetta was here for some reason.

[7:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: K this log hasn't ended yet.

[7:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: Stuff to discuss.

[7:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Didn't I tell you not to switch?

[7:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: They showed Vallkyria Chronicles 4 (I assume a port) which has a dog that looks just like Missile.

[7:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well if I'm forced to watch the Splatoon finals I might as well have seen the teams introduced right?

[7:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yeah.

[7:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: We missed this long "BEST OF JAPAN ON PC" reel by SEGA.

[7:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: In which I guess they're porting all their games.

[7:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: Except Bayonetta is already there.

[7:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: Guess they were re-advertising it.

[7:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that supposed to be the best part?

[7:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause that sounds pretty low.

[7:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: It's after we ended it's what the Twitch guys immediately started talking about.

[7:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Yakuza

[7:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Though Yakuza Zero may be completely new.

[7:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Screw Zero as a sub-title.

[8:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Agreed

[8:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Bravery Network Online" is a thing by "Untitled Publisher"

[8:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Only mentioning that 'cuz of the publisher name.

[8:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...

[8:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Anything else?

[8:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Jurassic World game.

[8:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: We came back right at the end of that I think.

[8:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Jareditton might like that.

[8:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Wait

[8:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dunno what game this is, but...

[8:04 PM] RawkHawk2010:

A blob holding a blobby fish. Blah...b.

[8:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ..............

[8:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: Another held fish.

[8:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: Can held fish be the bears of this E3?



Let's hope the last conference of this night isn't a disaster like this one was.


The PC Gaming Show in 2017 also sucked, though Rawk didn't think so.
A lot of the Splatoon people came from last year's World Inkling Invitational. Read up on it here.
The log before this was at least coherent.
You see the italicised footer? Well, the last conference of the night's log is here...and...