By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Treehouse-exclusive Wooden Kingdom area.
We have seen enough of ARMS, but hey, it's ARMS on stream. But after that is the much more important Super Mario Odyssey which gets an EXCLUSIVE level, the Wooden Kingdom, for Nintendo Treehouse Live. Glad we're watching it.
I think it's about how we all come to agreement that there is something fundamentally just wrong about ARMS.
Anyway, I'm here, Rawk is here, Vortexica is here. Our awesome E3 Weeks 2017 Schedule is... here.
We have seen enough of ARMS, but hey, it's ARMS on stream. But after that is the much more important Super Mario Odyssey which gets an EXCLUSIVE level, the Wooden Kingdom, for Nintendo Treehouse Live. Glad we're watching it.
I think it's about how we all come to agreement that there is something fundamentally just wrong about ARMS.
Anyway, I'm here, Rawk is here, Vortexica is here. Our awesome E3 Weeks 2017 Schedule is... here.
(4:15:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ARMS.
(4:15:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kindra's first appearance.
(4:15:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yabugi-san with boxing gloves.
(4:15:28 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Rob from translations is HUGE.
Rob's size is the most interesting part of the ARMS segment. |
(4:15:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: jesus
(4:16:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I just came here to fight, so let's not talk! FIGHTING!"
(4:16:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) wtf
(4:16:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: - Yabugi-San
(4:16:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) k i really don't wanna watch this.
(4:16:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno, Yabugi-San has some personality.
(4:16:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Guess I have to.
(4:16:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ARMS takes place "in the near future"
(4:17:37 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) When we've all had our arms amputated?
(4:17:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Except Twintelle.
(4:18:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) after arms are considered politically dangerous
(4:18:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) for being able to fire guns
(4:18:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Arms Control
(4:18:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(4:18:29 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) lol
(4:18:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And drive trucks.
(4:19:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) and do the white power finger gestures that people keep mistaking things for accidentally
(4:19:12 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) But.. but... the constitution guarantees a right to bear arms!
(4:19:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Byte & Barq is a robot cop created to fight humans with the stretchy arm ability.
(4:19:14 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Ba-dum-tsss
(4:19:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(4:19:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Vortex has the IM of the log.
(4:19:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(4:20:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Fidget Spinners
(4:20:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This seems more fun than the main mode.
(4:22:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's not a fidget spinner!
(4:22:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) question
(4:22:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) When that Odyssey trailer started with the T-Rex...
(4:22:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ...did y'all at first think that was a new Fossil Fighters?
(4:22:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or just me?
(4:23:06 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Well I certainly thought it looked too bright to be Monster Hunter again.
(4:23:30 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) But Odyssey was probably the last thing I expected.
(4:23:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it was Monster Hunter.
(4:23:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Even when Mari0's hat showed up
(4:24:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it was some Switch-exclusive costume.
(4:25:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Twintelle's the only character not using her arms, but she's using her hair."
(4:25:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Developer says...
(4:25:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "It's just the fact that the arms ability doesn't always show up in your arms, but sometimes your hair."
(4:25:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kindra: "I wish my hair could do that."
(4:27:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh shit.
(4:27:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well I know that reaction isn't to ARMS.
(4:27:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) So I'm listening to Let's Do the Odyssey in the background cuz fuck these people and
(4:28:11 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ...when Pauline is singing "Odyssey, You See" or however it goes, the DK Arcade theme is the baseline.
(4:28:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's Pauline singing?
(4:28:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yes
(4:28:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I assume.
(4:28:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot if it's Twintelle?
(4:28:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The trailer has a scene of her singing.
(4:28:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Near the end.
(4:28:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) With a band of dudes behind her playing instruments.
(4:29:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The band of dudes that you need to collect for her during gameplay.
(4:35:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: uhhh
(4:35:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're still playing ARMS. A-yup.
(4:35:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) next game plz
(4:35:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MASTER MUMMY
(4:35:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Last year did Treehouse Live still announce new games in the days following the first?
(4:36:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: yes
(4:36:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: though
(4:36:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't remember specifically.
(4:37:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I've been listening to Master Mummy's Mausoleum stage music a lot on YouTube.
(4:38:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Master Mummy is a character where you want to just keep moving forward and punch and punch and punch and punch and keep punching"
If I ever buy ARMS I'll probably main Master Mummy. Tomorrow is the last chance for Nintendo to convince me to purchase ARMS, though. (Also, I need a Nintendo Switch.) |
(4:39:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) so do you see why arms sucks now?
(4:39:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: maybe
(4:39:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: >_>
(4:39:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'll give it another chance for the ARMS Tournament.
(4:39:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Because professionals fighting professionals might make it look great, right?
(4:40:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This is like if there was a Smash mode where the player who grabs the other the most wins.
(4:42:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That may or may not be how Smash actually works!
(4:42:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bowser's whole gameplay in Smash 4 is based on grabbing people.
(4:42:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: http://www.koopatv.org/2017/06/nintendo-treehouse-live-2017-xenoblade2-bowsers-minions.html
(4:42:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) grabbing without throwing?
(4:43:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no
(4:43:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Throwing is very important.
(4:43:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Though in Brawl, a lot of Bowser's gameplay was grab-releasing.
(4:43:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) k cuz the arms people are just dunking automatically
(4:43:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You don't get to aim them?
(4:43:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) no
(4:43:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: o.0
(4:44:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That's definitely not how it works in any other mode.
(4:44:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Everything after you grab them is scripted.
(4:44:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) also I played this target mode.
(4:44:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No one likes this target mode.
(4:44:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah
(4:44:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: According to a stream I watched.
(4:44:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i know i didn't.
(4:45:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) wuuuuuuuuuuuuh
(4:45:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Odyssey is next
(4:45:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Where's Vortex
(4:45:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He said he was hungry.
(4:45:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Wait, so what's the actual main theme of Odyssey?
(4:45:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What's playing now or Let's Do the Odyssey?
(4:46:01 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I've been away getting food (plus ARMS is boring).
(4:47:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I vote for Let's Do the Odyssey but I don't know the actual answer.
(4:47:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: My chair is getting rekt
(4:47:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: gotta stretch
(4:49:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCN1naxUIAEx6jr.jpg
(4:49:36 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) gotta polish off this sandwich before odyssey comes on
(4:49:52 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) if i just... cram it into my face...
(4:49:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) HERE IT IS
(4:50:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LEVEL NOT ON SHOW FLOOR
(4:50:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ludwig, get your ass over here!
(4:50:07 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) *Cough* Ugh, just in time.
(4:50:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WOOD KINGDOM
(4:50:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Mario stretching
(4:50:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: With Theresa and Sam.
(4:50:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ambience
(4:50:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ambient
(4:50:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that a spinning Pianta?
(4:50:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) So the levels are "kingdoms"
This is how many liberals have been feeling since the miracle happened. |
(4:50:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump stress
(4:50:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Robot watering cans
(4:50:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Economic anxiety
(4:51:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bowser took their flowers.
(4:51:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (for the wedding)
(4:51:11 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) D-did I just hear a Spinda cry?
(4:51:17 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I swear I did.
(4:51:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jukebox
(4:51:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Mario can buy a suave suit.
(4:52:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dancing
(4:52:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ROCKL
(4:52:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i instictively thought there was a korok under it
(4:53:22 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Mario rollin'
(4:53:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "This game is huge."
(4:53:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Rabbit
(4:53:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) A good one!
(4:53:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MIPS
(4:53:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Animal abuse.
(4:55:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Rings
(4:55:04 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Still wondering if the Moons' colours differ based on how they're acquired or what level they're in.
(4:55:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Very large difference of collectables between what you need to beat the game and how many there are
(4:56:11 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Like The Truman Show?
(4:56:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They do.
(4:56:22 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) The whole world is fake!
(4:56:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Mario in a biosphere.
(4:56:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Biosphere...
(4:56:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Does that mean Mario can fly all the way out there and the artificial biosphere is the boundary?
(4:56:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dead
(4:57:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) NOPE
(4:57:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WAIT WHAT
(4:57:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE'S NOT DEAD
(4:57:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DEEP WOODS
(4:57:06 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) :o
(4:57:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You need to just jump off cliffs
(4:57:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: to find hidden content.
(4:57:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) there's another game where this happens
(4:57:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Donkey Kong Country 1?
(4:57:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) or megaman
(4:57:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) or a lot of things
(4:58:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Happy Tree
(4:58:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) MARIO THE TREE
All Mario-tree can do is move, but now I've never been as motivated to be against the environment... |
(4:59:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S MOVING
(4:59:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Dude
(4:59:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So if you fall here wot happens?
(4:59:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) A lot of this reminds me of the Banjo-Threeie that people had in their heads for over fifteen years
(4:59:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) the one that would never in a million years happen
(4:59:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yooka-Laylee?
(5:00:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) the possession transformations make me think of Banjo
(5:00:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DINOSAUR
(5:00:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT HAS A HAT ON
(5:00:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Super Dapper T-Rex
To be exact, that's a cowboy hat. Cowdino? |
(5:01:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I really like the Deep Woods' atmosphere.
(5:01:23 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) "Atmospheric animals" running around.
(5:01:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) btw this comes out in October.
(5:01:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: iguana
(5:02:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ...I heard a Korok.
(5:02:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It made its little rattly noise.
(5:02:31 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) If a Korok were to show up right now...
(5:02:37 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I would lose my damn mind.
(5:02:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot happenes if you
(5:02:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BEANSTALK
(5:02:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh I guess that's how you escape this place.
(5:03:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wot's dat
(5:03:30 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Uproot.
(5:03:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: O_O
(5:03:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Flower pot counts as a hat.
(5:03:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHHH
(5:03:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Terrifying.
.............. |
(5:03:49 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Oh my.
(5:03:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Mario's an evil garlic.
(5:04:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wario?
(5:04:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) see this is when i get B-K vibes
(5:04:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This is like when Banjo became a pumpkin
(5:04:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) in Mad Monster Mansion
(5:04:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) except this is way cooler
(5:04:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YOU GOT A MOON Atop the Tall Tree
(5:06:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: rip coin stack
(5:06:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dat water texture
(5:06:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) cuz of BotW i'm gonna keep trying to climb ordinary surfaces
(5:06:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) and probably die in the process
(5:07:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ooooh
(5:07:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You can decorate your spaceship with stickers and stuff.
(5:07:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) bumper stickers
(5:07:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And objects.
(5:07:24 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Customisation!
(5:07:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: With the coins from Crazy Caps.
(5:07:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "Do we really NEED stickers?" - Miyamoto
(5:07:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) oh shit
(5:07:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mari0 doesn't use his hands to open the door
(5:07:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: he whacks it.
(5:07:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's an Animal Crossing house.
(5:07:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CHAIRS
Why can't our seating arrangements look this... fancy? |
(5:08:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That mirror needs work.
(5:08:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Sabreman Mario
(5:08:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) wtf
(5:08:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sphinx
(5:08:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot's that?
(5:08:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's basically mumbling.
(5:09:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Sorta.
(5:09:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) But only once.
(5:09:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) For the first word.
(5:09:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sign posts.
(5:09:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Travel tips.
(5:09:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: whoa
(5:09:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Purple stuff on ground.
(5:09:50 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Cleanin' up goop?
(5:09:56 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Like SUNSHINE?
(5:09:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's dangerous poison.
(5:10:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Hahahahaa plumber got poisoned.
(5:10:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Cappy + FLUDD
(5:10:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) =
(5:10:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) dat contrast
(5:10:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) of music
(5:11:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IRON ROAD
(5:11:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Binoculars.
(5:11:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Brootals are back.
(5:11:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: erm
(5:11:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Broodals?
(5:11:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I forgot.
(5:11:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Did she say those were returning from previous Mario games?
(5:11:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Binoculars?
(5:11:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.
(5:11:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ...what prior game were binoculars were?
(5:11:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) in*
(5:11:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I forgot.
(5:11:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 3D World?
(5:11:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) uhhhhh
(5:11:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) maybe
(5:11:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah
(5:11:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) but they were useless
(5:12:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Camera is like BoTW's
(5:12:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Can go through the character.
If Mario stays idle, he won't crash King Dad's wedding. Cappy ain't lookin' happy about stayin' put, though. |
(5:12:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CAPPY GOT EATEN
(5:12:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I like Cappy talking when shit goes down.
(5:13:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He's basically Huey.
(5:13:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ...isn't he?
(5:13:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He acts the same.
(5:13:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yeah, except evil.
(5:13:24 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Reminds me of those things in Sunshine that would steal your hat.
(5:13:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Vertical throw.
(5:14:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I hope this supports the pro controller.
(5:14:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Because I'm not sure if my joy-cons even work.
(5:14:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They said you can play with buttons
(5:14:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but it's worse.
(5:14:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh
(5:14:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Does the Pro Controller have gyro?
(5:14:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yes
(5:15:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The Pro Controller does literally everything the joy-cons attached to the center plastic does
(5:15:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) including 4d rumble
(5:15:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE NUT IN THE RED MAZE
(5:17:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh
(5:17:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I just realized why Hammer Bros were so prominent in the trailer and art.
(5:17:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) They already have hats.
(5:17:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...:o
(5:18:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "This game will keep a completionist busy for a good long while"
(5:18:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Completionists will be kept busy.
(5:18:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHHHHHHH
(5:18:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yay
(5:18:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Possessed a Piranha Plant.
(5:18:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Cappy can be eaten.
(5:19:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Big Piranha Plant.
Is the Big Piranha Plant drooling? See the left (our left) of his mouth... |
(5:19:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The HMS Broodle
(5:20:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Okay so
(5:20:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Up next
(5:20:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Cappy is a top hat, and it fused with Mario's hat?
(5:20:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Splatoon 2 World Invitational
(5:20:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.
(5:20:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I guess?
(5:20:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That's what I thought.
(5:20:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Cappy had to come from somewhere, after all.
UP NEXT: Live reactions to the Splatoon 2 Invitational Tournament! ...It's quite lengthy.
Read the log before this on some important Koopa-related matters!
Here is the Splatoon 2 tournament!
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