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Monday, June 13, 2016

KoopaTV's Microsoft E3 2016 Conference Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - The first of the big console manufacturers’ conferences.

I kind of doubt that Sunday's E3 Conferences will be scoring highly when we evaluate them at the end of this process, but I could be wrong. Microsoft is first up this Monday, and they'll either clinch #1 early on or somehow fall aside.

Here (in our AOL Instant Messenger Blast) to react to Microsoft's conference with me (Nintendork 13 13) are KoopaTV staffers RawkHawk2010 (he's looking forward to this the most out of anyone), Vortexica (breezinabout in the log), and Kamek (Ultralink1000)! Without further ado, here's our picture-populated live reaction log:

Nintendork 13 13 12:13 pm
    ...I'm back!
    With my grapeS!

 RawkHawk2010 12:14 pm
    Back.
    Got chickens.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:15 pm
    ...Uh, multiple?
    ...Alive?
    The chickens lose their plurality after death.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:15 pm
    Back from my "kip".
    (My UKIP.)

 RawkHawk2010 12:16 pm
    What much KIP would a UKIP KIP if a UKIP could KIP KIPS?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:17 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9TQpvOpJho
    Gonna embed this to the E3 page too.

 RawkHawk2010 12:17 pm
    k

 Nintendork 13 13 12:17 pm
    Hi Kamek!

 RawkHawk2010 12:18 pm
    yo kamz

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:19 pm
    The gang's all here!

 ultralink1 12:19 pm
    made it

 RawkHawk2010 12:19 pm
    DK Vine
    ‏@dkvine
    We're learning about the conference hall emergency exits! HYPE!!! #XboxE3

 ultralink1 12:19 pm
    got my cereal and everything

 Nintendork 13 13 12:19 pm
    http://www.koopatv.org/2016/06/e3-week-2016-schedule.html
    loool

 ultralink1 12:19 pm
    sooooo
    what's this 12 stuff
    that I needed to see

 Nintendork 13 13 12:20 pm
    Twitch pre-show stuff.

 ultralink1 12:20 pm
    link?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:20 pm
    The actual thing starts in 10 minutes.
    See what I just linked.
    BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF EMBEDDING.

 ultralink1 12:21 pm
    neat

 Nintendork 13 13 12:21 pm
    Maybe for 2017 KoopaTV can sponsor E3 2017 in virtual reality.

 ultralink1 12:21 pm
    we cooooooould
    also
    what is the purge?

 RawkHawk2010 12:21 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JdIevsijTs

 Nintendork 13 13 12:21 pm
    No idea. Maybe it's a movie.

 RawkHawk2010 12:22 pm
    ^ everyone watch that as a pre-MS conference ritual

 ultralink1 12:22 pm
    it's a movie
    creepey

 Nintendork 13 13 12:22 pm
    I have a question, Rawk.

 RawkHawk2010 12:22 pm
    yo

 Nintendork 13 13 12:22 pm
    How'd you get those dance frames?

 RawkHawk2010 12:23 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/QMNAZSj.gif
    ^ I found that

 Nintendork 13 13 12:23 pm
    ...oh, so no skill on your part.

 RawkHawk2010 12:24 pm
    of course there was skill
    The rhythm is perf!

 Nintendork 13 13 12:24 pm
    You adjusted the tempo to it?

 ultralink1 12:24 pm
    I don't understand modern art
    nor this

 RawkHawk2010 12:24 pm
    this is postmodern

 Nintendork 13 13 12:25 pm
    Postmodern is a scam.

 ultralink1 12:25 pm
    dude
    halo again?
    5 just came out

 Nintendork 13 13 12:25 pm
    These Twitch pre-showers don't seem ready to segue to Microsoft.
    You wouldn't know Kamek (unless you were good and read the logs you've missed), but EA and Bethesda have no clue how to segue segments.
    So it's a theme.

 ultralink1 12:26 pm
    I see

 RawkHawk2010 12:26 pm
    dude said he would celebrate over microsoft showing a master chief lunchbox

 ultralink1 12:26 pm
    meh

 Nintendork 13 13 12:26 pm
    WTF THE DUDE IS TALKING ABOUT LEAKS
    IN THE PRE-SHOW

 ultralink1 12:26 pm
    I think boss is right
    about
    the bad segue
    and they have nothing to talk about
    so they're grasping at straws

 Nintendork 13 13 12:27 pm
    Well viewer questions are always thin.

 RawkHawk2010 12:27 pm
    Perfect Dark? >.>

 ultralink1 12:27 pm
    I can ask a question

 RawkHawk2010 12:27 pm
    BATTLETOADS?

 ultralink1 12:27 pm
    #BATTLETOADS

 Nintendork 13 13 12:27 pm
    If they get too many questions they'll miss the conference.

 RawkHawk2010 12:27 pm
    battletoads will be here

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:28 pm
    Is that DJ Wheat?

 RawkHawk2010 12:28 pm
    there's been too much advertising of the 'Toads for it to be for no reason
    'Toads were in Shovel Knight.

 ultralink1 12:28 pm
    so we're watching

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:28 pm
    From the Splatoon thing last year?

 RawkHawk2010 12:28 pm
    'Toads were in Killer Instinct.

 ultralink1 12:28 pm
    the e3 presentation on twitch?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:28 pm
    I don't remember the adult Wheat.
    Just Mini Wheat.

 ultralink1 12:29 pm
    i bet microsoft will cash in on minecraft again

 RawkHawk2010 12:29 pm
    #HOLOLENS
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxgUMM2KCiM

 ultralink1 12:29 pm
    and the hololens just to remind people how awesome it is

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:29 pm
    Oh, I remember we were all really impressed with hololens.
    At first.

 ultralink1 12:29 pm
    maybe a gaming edition of the holo lens

 Nintendork 13 13 12:29 pm
    I remember that too.

 ultralink1 12:29 pm
    for $599 US dollars

 Nintendork 13 13 12:29 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:30 pm
    I think you thought it was actual hologram technology.

 ultralink1 12:30 pm
    what did she say?

 ultralink1 12:30 pm
    about other commentators?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:30 pm
    Who cares.
    We have the actual conference.

 ultralink1 12:30 pm
    awkward silence

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:30 pm
    Keep clapping!

 ultralink1 12:30 pm
    lolz

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:30 pm
    Oh dear.

 RawkHawk2010 12:30 pm
    .............

 Nintendork 13 13 12:30 pm
    "Apparently we're not ready yet."
    BAD SEGUES.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:30 pm
    *Facepalm*

 Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
    I'm so confused.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:31 pm
    It really is this year's theme!

 ultralink1 12:31 pm
    wut
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
    Something about mourning.

 RawkHawk2010 12:31 pm
    wtf

 ultralink1 12:31 pm
    i bet it was n orlando florida thing

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:31 pm
    That didn't even

 Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
    Why does their stream have closed captions?

 ultralink1 12:31 pm
    who left the captionings on?

 RawkHawk2010 12:31 pm
    what is happening

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:31 pm
    Hopefully it was just that part.

 ultralink1 12:31 pm
    slim console confirmed already?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
    [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
Microsoft E3 2016 [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] closed captions Xbox Slim S
[INSERT FUNNY CAPTION]


 RawkHawk2010 12:31 pm
    I don't even know if this is the conference or not

 ultralink1 12:32 pm
    omg
    taking a page out of samsung's book
    and apple's book

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:32 pm
    Whoa.

 RawkHawk2010 12:32 pm
    is this Xbox Scorpio

 Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
    These closed captions though

 ultralink1 12:32 pm
    whoa

 RawkHawk2010 12:32 pm
    "IR Blaster"

 Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
    "Slimmer" "Sleeker" "40% Smaller" "IR Blaster"
    (car porn)

 RawkHawk2010 12:32 pm
    ROFL

 ultralink1 12:33 pm
    oooo good choice

 RawkHawk2010 12:33 pm
    That two seconds of House of Cards

 ultralink1 12:33 pm
    4k and HDR

 RawkHawk2010 12:33 pm
    wait I thought E3 was about games again

 ultralink1 12:33 pm
    everyone's been saying 4k is a crock lately
    and that HDR is going to be the big thing

 RawkHawk2010 12:33 pm
    is this gonna be half TV and half games again
    "I LOVE YOU PHIL!"
    and lol these captions

 ultralink1 12:33 pm
    >> do we really need to watch here?

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:33 pm
    DAT PRICE

 ultralink1 12:33 pm
    wait

 Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
    Yeah it's actually official.

 ultralink1 12:34 pm
    $299?
    >>
    what's the catch

 RawkHawk2010 12:34 pm
    FOR THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED

 Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
    BERNIE-SUPPORTED

 Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
    But yeah E3's site's stream is Twitch's.
    Phil Spencer introducing his friend.
    "Rod Ferguson"

 RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
    unfortunate name

 Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
    At least the captions help with spelling people's names.

 ultralink1 12:35 pm
    I can't tell if they're booing
    or not

 Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
    But they also cover up the title cards.
    "Xbox Play Anywhere"

 ultralink1 12:35 pm
    ooooo
    PC/Console purchase

 Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
    (aka play on Xbox One and Windows 10)

 RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
    [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

 Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
    With cloud storage so you can share progress.

 ultralink1 12:35 pm
    crossplay
    finally

 RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
    This dude creepily chuckles after every sentence like Ted Cruz does.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:36 pm
    Introducing another friend, Laura Bailey. "Voice of Kait" of Gears of War 4.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:36 pm
    This could get real awkward real quick.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:36 pm
    She has a pin.
    But it's not rainbow.

 RawkHawk2010 12:36 pm
    It looked like a German flag.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
    "EXCLUSIVE.
    ♪ ♪" - closed captions

 ultralink1 12:37 pm
    ?

 RawkHawk2010 12:37 pm
    "THE SWARM KEEP COMING"

 ultralink1 12:37 pm
    weird
    *

 Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
    "HOW DO WE GET OUT?" "WE CAN'T." "LET'S GET BACK OUT THERE."

 RawkHawk2010 12:37 pm
    Whoever drafted this closed caption idea is gonna be fired.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
    (Sounds like you can.)

 RawkHawk2010 12:38 pm
    [CHAINSAW ARRIVING]

 ultralink1 12:38 pm
    probably
    did it seriously say chainsaw arriving?

 RawkHawk2010 12:38 pm
    yes

 ultralink1 12:38 pm
    that's amazing

 Nintendork 13 13 12:38 pm
    The guy writing these captions must be super-stressed.

 RawkHawk2010 12:39 pm
    did they give up
    with the captions

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:39 pm
    He's like "I don't get paid enough for this."

 Nintendork 13 13 12:39 pm
    Hopefully.

 RawkHawk2010 12:39 pm
    lolololol

 Nintendork 13 13 12:39 pm
    Maybe he had a heart attack?

 ultralink1 12:39 pm
    that's a good pun

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:39 pm
    If he's typing them live, there's no way he can be expected to keep up.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:39 pm
    ...the pick me up line, right?

 ultralink1 12:39 pm
    the sound design on this game is good
    yes

 RawkHawk2010 12:40 pm
    I thought Kamek was referring to "heart attack"

 Nintendork 13 13 12:40 pm
    Better than when the Bethesda guy was live-narrating it.
    (Live-narrating a pre-recorded gameplay session.)

 ultralink1 12:40 pm
    post commentary

 RawkHawk2010 12:40 pm
    the chainsaw projectile is cool
    reminds me of an Uprising weapon

 Nintendork 13 13 12:40 pm
    Reminds me of something from Mega Man.

 ultralink1 12:40 pm
    How was uprising?

 RawkHawk2010 12:40 pm
    gud

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:40 pm
    Reminds me of the ripper gun from Ratchet and Clank.
Gears of War 4 chainsaw gun projectile ripper
Uh...pew pew pew. Yeah.


 Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
    Fantastic when it doesn't break your 3DS.

 RawkHawk2010 12:41 pm
    btw there's gonna be an article about this
    and how there's too much death

 ultralink1 12:41 pm
    i'm kinda bored of this game

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:41 pm
    This conference is 2 hours right?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
    wait wot there is
    An hour and a half.

 RawkHawk2010 12:42 pm
    GO YOU CHICKEN FAT GO

 Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
    Are you talking to your chickens that you're eating now?

 RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
    no that chicken feat enemy

 ultralink1 12:43 pm
    ....
    did they censor that?

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:43 pm
    Then we're burning your--

 Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
    "BROADCAST THIS. WE'RE GETTING OUR MOTHER BACK. THEN WE'RE [silence]"

 RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
    Was that five profanities in a row or something?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
    Good thing they fired the closed captions guy.
    He wouldn't know what to do.

 RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
    And is this the same game?

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:43 pm
    Captions would've actually helped there!

 RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
    "Welcome home, James."

 ultralink1 12:43 pm
    ^vortex
    exactly

 Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
    We can find out this October 11, 2016.
    (Not that I plan to.)
    Why are they shooting the controller?

 ultralink1 12:44 pm
    ooo

 RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
    To show its durability.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
    "Xbox Elite Wireless Controller"

 ultralink1 12:44 pm
    I like the idea of custom controllers

 RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
    LUCARIO AUSTIN

 Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
    Rukari Austin

 ultralink1 12:44 pm
    lol rawk

 RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
    oh

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:44 pm
    Now Killer Instinct.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
    Community managah of Killer Instinct.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:44 pm
    Again, no segues.

 ultralink1 12:44 pm
    I played killer instinct

 RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
    Killer Instinct.

 ultralink1 12:44 pm
    the free one
    it was fun

 Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
    Referring to it as "Kay-Eye"

 RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
    BATTLETOOOOOAD
Killer Instinct Rash Battletoads character Microsoft E3 2016
Rash showed up several times in this conference. BATTLETOADS C'MON.



 ultralink1 12:45 pm
    waaaaaaat?

 RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
    maybe they'll announce a new Rare dude.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:45 pm
    Got screenshot of Battletoad

 ultralink1 12:45 pm
    duuuuuuude

 RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
    IT'S A RARE FRANCHISE AFTERA-

 ultralink1 12:45 pm
    that's cool

 RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
    FUCK

 ultralink1 12:45 pm
    lol sorry rawk

 Nintendork 13 13 12:45 pm
    "Xbox One and Windows 10 exclusive"
    (dat ain't what "exclusive" means)

 ultralink1 12:45 pm
    General Dodge Ram

 RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
    That was like a Smash Newcomer introduction.
    The way the text was displayed.
    and the slow motion

 ultralink1 12:46 pm
    Yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 12:46 pm
    ...oh my bad I missed it saving the Battletoads screenshot.
    "General Raam"

 RawkHawk2010 12:46 pm
    is this sea of thieves
Forza Horizons 3 Microsoft E3 2016 Xbox One Windows 10 Exclusive
No, this isn't Sea of Thieves.



 ultralink1 12:46 pm
    I might buy it Killer instinct

 Nintendork 13 13 12:46 pm
    If it is then they suck at segues.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:46 pm
    Kangaroos!

 RawkHawk2010 12:46 pm
    wait kangaroos so probably not

 ultralink1 12:46 pm
    just because battletoads and halo

 Nintendork 13 13 12:46 pm
    CAR
    LOL

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:46 pm
    Not a racing game...

 RawkHawk2010 12:47 pm
    okay yeah not sea of thieves

 ultralink1 12:47 pm
    Kamek loves racing games

 Nintendork 13 13 12:47 pm
    I'm screaming in laughter

 ultralink1 12:47 pm
    why?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:47 pm
    Rawk's like
    SEA OF THIEVES and no it's car porn.

 RawkHawk2010 12:47 pm
    lol
    this doesn't bad though
    At least there's leaps.

 ultralink1 12:47 pm
    that jump was very excite truck
    I want a third excite truck game

 Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
    With added helicopters.
    FORZA HORIZON 3

 RawkHawk2010 12:48 pm
    I've never heard of "Playground Games"

 ultralink1 12:48 pm
    Also that's the first forza game i've ever been interested in

 Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
    Ralph Fulton from Playground Games.
    "Welcome to Australia"
    (We're in Los Angeles.)

 ultralink1 12:48 pm
    WRECK IT RALPH FULTON

 Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
    He said "Fortsah"
    Does Karen have orange hair or is that just lighting?

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:48 pm
    This guy isn't even Australian!

 RawkHawk2010 12:48 pm
    he sounds like an irishman
    or a South African

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:49 pm
    Or a Scot.

 RawkHawk2010 12:49 pm
    I wonder what he thinks about DARK LADS.

 RawkHawk2010 12:49 pm
    (aka black people)

 Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
    Well there's Terrence.
    In an off-road environment.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:49 pm
    Yeah, he's definitely Scotish.

 ultralink1 12:50 pm
    that helicopter reminds me of Split/second

 RawkHawk2010 12:50 pm
    that dude controlling the game in the background is an awkward scene
Forza Horizon 3 Microsoft E3 2016 stage demo co-op multiplayer
Rawk believes this is awkward. Do you?


 Nintendork 13 13 12:50 pm
    Segregation.
    Hide your black demo-ers in the background!
    Your worlds suddenly synchronise with him?
    So what, they just teleport?
    No more helicopter?
    "Seamlessly"

 ultralink1 12:51 pm
    the internet resources sound huge

 Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
    aka no segues

 RawkHawk2010 12:51 pm
    i want this

 Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
    So the game has no segues just like the conference.

 RawkHawk2010 12:51 pm
    "E3BILL"
    What if that's Bill Trinen?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
    Terrance's license plate is Terrance.

 RawkHawk2010 12:51 pm
    In that car?

 ultralink1 12:51 pm
    only one caveat
    you need friends

 RawkHawk2010 12:52 pm
    k this definitely isn't sea of thieves
    there's Lady Gaga music in the background.

 ultralink1 12:52 pm
    for your most social Forza ever

 Nintendork 13 13 12:52 pm
    OH

 RawkHawk2010 12:52 pm
    Or Adele.
    Or someone.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:52 pm
    IT'S THAT COMCEPT THING
    FROM LAST YEAR

 ultralink1 12:52 pm
    ?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:52 pm
    Totally forgot wot it was called.

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:52 pm
    The one with the robot dog thing?

 RawkHawk2010 12:53 pm
    IT'S A CHROMEHOUND

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:53 pm
    Oh yeah it is.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:53 pm
    But we liked it.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:53 pm
    I dunno if that counts as a dog though.
    Not everything with Inafune involved has to be a robot dog.
    ...right?

 ultralink1 12:53 pm
    DUNCAN
    DONKEY KONG

 RawkHawk2010 12:53 pm
    wait
    this is developed by the same dudes that did Mighty No. 9?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
    Recore

 ultralink1 12:54 pm
    that sounds familiar

 Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
    Because we saw it last year.

 ultralink1 12:54 pm
    SQUARE ENIX
    this'll be fun

 Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
    Wait they're not gonna talk about Recore?
    Final Fantasy XV

 RawkHawk2010 12:54 pm
    guess not

 ultralink1 12:54 pm
    where's the captions guy?!

 Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
    loool
    Got dem Japanese dudes.

 RawkHawk2010 12:54 pm
    yeah this is where captions are actually needed

 ultralink1 12:55 pm
    stupid xbox people

 Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
    wtf did he just say

 RawkHawk2010 12:55 pm
    PHIL gets captions and not these people.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
    He repeated himself and lost me.
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 12:55 pm
    What the fuck?

 ultralink1 12:55 pm
    fired the captions guy 2 presentations too early
    whoa
    whoa whoa
    audio change

 Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
    Well we got a Final Fantasy XV demo.
    "I'm not gonna take any more of this crap!"

 RawkHawk2010 12:55 pm
    this looks like sasuke uchiha

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:55 pm
    I noticed that too.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
    The game has in-game captions.

 RawkHawk2010 12:56 pm
    this reminds me of Shadow of the Collosus

 Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
    "HOLD Y WARP" nope let's have him hit by some big thing instead.

 ultralink1 12:56 pm
    i'm turning up the stream quality

 Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
    "Did ya miss us? "Apologies."

 ultralink1 12:56 pm
    so i can read everything

 RawkHawk2010 12:56 pm
    also is this the first good music we've heard this whole E3?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
    I just put mine to Source and now it's lagging. <_<
    So are they actually doing anything to this giant dude

 ultralink1 12:57 pm
    that's why i didn't

 Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
    or just getting spanked by him?

 ultralink1 12:57 pm
    no idea
    there's tiny health bars on parts of him

 RawkHawk2010 12:57 pm
    it's just a minutes-long trailer of the protag getting his ass kicked
Final Fantasy XV E3 Special Mission Titan boss fight Microsoft 2016 Square Enix
Wait, the protagonist is actually fighting back.


 Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
    "Hold out until your comrades join you" "E3 Special Mission"

 RawkHawk2010 12:57 pm
    it looks like

 Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
    lol
    wtf no segue to shiny rod cones

 ultralink1 12:58 pm
    this is cool I guess

 RawkHawk2010 12:58 pm
    QTEs

 ultralink1 12:58 pm
    but really disorienting

 Nintendork 13 13 12:58 pm
    "STRATEGY"

 ultralink1 12:58 pm
    POKEBALL GO!

 RawkHawk2010 12:58 pm
    ......
    That was...
    ...not a good demonstration.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:58 pm
    "THAT WAS GREAT! Final Fantasy XV will be deleased on September 30th!"

 ultralink1 12:58 pm
    it wasn't much of a demo

 breezinabout@msn.com 12:59 pm
    DIVISION?!

 RawkHawk2010 12:59 pm
    Back to terrible music.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:59 pm
    Now they're spoiling Ubisoft's conference.

 ultralink1 12:59 pm
    division 2? The divisioning?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:59 pm
    Featuring "DEADLY URBAN DUNGEONS"
    "THE FIGHT NEVER ENDS"

 RawkHawk2010 12:59 pm
    aka ferguson?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:59 pm
    TOM CLANCY'S THE DIVISION UNDERGROUND EXPANSION

 ultralink1 12:59 pm
    meh

 Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
    General Manager at DICE, Patrick Bach.
    Battlefield 1.

 ultralink1 1:00 pm
    what nationality is this guy?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
    Swede.

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:00 pm
    Didn't we see him in EA's presentation?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
    Yeah.
    I wanted them to talk more about THE DIVISION.
    And by "talk more" I mean "talk at all"

 RawkHawk2010 1:01 pm
    battlefield 1
    BE MORE SENSITIVE YOU WHITE MALE
    17 MILLION HUMANS DIED IN THAT WAR

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:01 pm
    THIS TRAILER

 Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
    Third time we've seen this trailer

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:01 pm
    AGAIN

 ultralink1 1:01 pm
    my first time

 Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
    They showed it TWICE at EA's.

 ultralink1 1:01 pm
    lol
    wait
    twice?

 RawkHawk2010 1:01 pm
    The dude's ears are ringing because he's heard this same audio so many times

 Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
    Yes.

 ultralink1 1:01 pm
    why?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:02 pm
    I have no idea.

 ultralink1 1:02 pm
    did they do it on accident?

 RawkHawk2010 1:02 pm
    have we ever seen the same trailer three different times during one E3

 Nintendork 13 13 1:02 pm
    They showed it once, and the dude's like, "you'll see it again more in a bit"
    and then they showed it again.
    IIRC, no.
    Same Muslim horses.
    I ended EA's log with a Pocket Card Muslims joke!
    "Mike Ybarra head of platform engineering" talking about 2002.
    He has a rainbow pin.

 ultralink1 1:03 pm
    Better network

 RawkHawk2010 1:03 pm
    So everyone else here is homophobic?!

 ultralink1 1:03 pm
    gonna need it

 Nintendork 13 13 1:03 pm
    Three pillars.

 ultralink1 1:04 pm
    this sounds like an excuse to up the cost

 Nintendork 13 13 1:04 pm
    One of which is "new Xbox One experience", so useless.
Mike Ybarra Xbox Live Network Microsoft team
We want to give a shout-out to the design team who came up with that informative background graphic.


 ultralink1 1:04 pm
    new features = price hike

 Nintendork 13 13 1:04 pm
    "new features, like background music"

 ultralink1 1:04 pm
    FRENCH

 RawkHawk2010 1:04 pm
    "choose your preferred language no matter where you live"
    *no one applauds*

 ultralink1 1:04 pm
    *applauds

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:04 pm
    Xbox Live isn't even worth the price now.

 ultralink1 1:04 pm
    that pin doesn't look like a rainbow
    Miiverse on xbox live

 RawkHawk2010 1:05 pm
    I think I just saw someone with a MAGA hat in the audience.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
    It's a rainbow background with "gay pride" written on it.
    Or something like that.
    "Division Agents of LA"
    "Looking for Group on Xbox Live. It's like a Want Ad for Multiplayer."
    I like how they keep using The Division as an example.
    (...and Minecraft.)

 RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
    "I have the greatest temple!"

 ultralink1 1:06 pm
    really makes it sound gross

 RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
    "The greatest!"

 ultralink1 1:06 pm
    when you say want ad

 Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
    Announcing "Arena on Xbox Live, a new tournament platform." Featuring Kinect Sport Avatars.

 ultralink1 1:06 pm
    ...it's in the game

 RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
    oh no

 Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
    EA Sports plug.

 RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
    don't show the fifa trailer again

 Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
    Yo, I'd be fine if they showed the FIFA 17 Journey trailer.

 ultralink1 1:07 pm
    these all sound reasonable

 Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
    I actually liked that.

 RawkHawk2010 1:07 pm
    Xbox Live is THE place to play.

 ultralink1 1:07 pm
    For the record
    I called minecraft

 RawkHawk2010 1:07 pm
    what is up with Lydia's hips.

 ultralink1 1:07 pm
    before the event started

 Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
    Lydia Winters and Sax Persson from Minecraft.
    Sax looks lost.

 ultralink1 1:07 pm
    dude is so scared

 Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
    They both have rainbow pins.

 RawkHawk2010 1:07 pm
    Sax is a sad sack.
Sax Persson Lydia Winters Minecraft Microsoft E3 2016 demo co-op
Sax Persson and Lydia Winters. Tragedy and comedy.


 ultralink1 1:08 pm
    omg she got really happy for a second

 Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
    "This is the FRIENDLIST UPDATE EVER!"

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:08 pm
    Minecraft hasn't had cross-platform play until now?

 ultralink1 1:08 pm
    I see nothing wrong with her hips

 Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
    wait wot

 RawkHawk2010 1:08 pm
    "he can easily hop on straight from his circus."

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:08 pm
    It kinda looks like she's wearing riding trousers.

 ultralink1 1:09 pm
    that's...interesting

 Nintendork 13 13 1:09 pm
    Saxs looks depressed in-game too.

 ultralink1 1:09 pm
    minecraft on oculus?
    wait
    GEAR VR?!

 Nintendork 13 13 1:09 pm
    Gear VR.

 ultralink1 1:09 pm
    I sell those

 Nintendork 13 13 1:09 pm
    WOAH DISCLOSURE

 RawkHawk2010 1:09 pm
    this is weird

 ultralink1 1:09 pm
    also
    it's not that clear

 RawkHawk2010 1:10 pm
    minecarts

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:10 pm
    Even his in-game guy's wearing the headset.

 ultralink1 1:10 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:10 pm
    What's the point of that?

 ultralink1 1:10 pm
    lag in game?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:10 pm
    "I think this is a good place to start building my mad scientist lair. *chuckle*"

 ultralink1 1:10 pm
    is that game lag
    ?

 RawkHawk2010 1:10 pm
    are they saying "Xbox Live'in Realms"?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:10 pm
    *shrug*

 RawkHawk2010 1:10 pm
    Or Xbox Live In-Realms?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
    Saxs is jumping off a tall building.
    DON'T DO IT SAXS
    THERE'S ANOTHER WAY

 ultralink1 1:11 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
    CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE

 RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
    Lydia is way too enthused about being attacked.

 ultralink1 1:11 pm
    Men in Black villagers

 RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
    Lydia and Saxs are like the Comedy and Tragedy masks.

 ultralink1 1:11 pm
    this is really cool actually

 RawkHawk2010 1:12 pm
    one perpetually happy and one perpetually sad

 ultralink1 1:12 pm
    trailer for independence day 2

 Nintendork 13 13 1:12 pm
    "Let's get out of here" - Sax

 RawkHawk2010 1:12 pm
    "Let's get out of here." - Saxs
    Saxs hates his life.
    He's like JEB!.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:12 pm
    I like how they're advertising iOS but not PS4 or Wii U.

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:12 pm
    The contrast in these two's enthusiasm levels couldn't be any different.

 RawkHawk2010 1:12 pm
    Meanwhile, Lydia's been smoking her trousers.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:12 pm
    (iOS is a Microsoft competitor as well.)

 ultralink1 1:13 pm
    twitch chat is going nuts over lydia

 Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
    (Windows Phone exists!)
    What are they showing now?
    Controller mods?

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:13 pm
    Custom controllers.

 ultralink1 1:13 pm
    ooooo custom controllers
    I can dig it

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:13 pm
    I like dat purple.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
    This is an acid trip.

 RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
    was that a Doctor Who color-schemed controller?

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:13 pm
    If it was, I missed it. <_<

 Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
    The controller just took a shit of like 20 more controllers.
    "Doctor Hoot"

 RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
    Oh.

 ultralink1 1:14 pm
    So far this is0
    who

 Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
    "From the creators of Limbo"

 ultralink1 1:14 pm
    wha

 Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
    No segue.

 ultralink1 1:14 pm
    i'm digging this

 Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
    Acid trip enthusiasm of custom controllers to this mellow dark weird thing.

 ultralink1 1:14 pm
    and i haven't seen anything yet

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:14 pm
    Oh, I think I've heard of this.

 RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
    Great trailer.

 ultralink1 1:14 pm
    everyone is saying half life 3

 RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
    Absolutely fantastic.\

 ultralink1 1:14 pm
    on twitch chat

 Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
    "INSIDE available June 29"

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:15 pm
    Well that was short.
    Oh, it's not over.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
    Chris Charla director of something at Xbox.

 ultralink1 1:15 pm
    this is the wrong person to be introducing this game

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:15 pm
    I thought they just non-segued again.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
    "ID" (Indie?)
    ID@Xbox

 ultralink1 1:15 pm
    Limbo was a great game

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:15 pm
    Limbo for FREE?!

 Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
    Well now it's free on Xbox One!

 ultralink1 1:15 pm
    but seriously

 Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
    Starting today!

 RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
    when's the last time y'all played limbo

 ultralink1 1:15 pm
    this is the worst person to be introducing that game

 Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
    This guy has a pin over his rainbow pin.
    Is that a Smash pin?
Chris Charla has a Super Smash Bros. pin right there!


 ultralink1 1:15 pm
    they should get sax

 RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
    like, the real-life activity with the stick
    cuphead

 Nintendork 13 13 1:16 pm
    How come their indie reels are better than Nintendo's?

 RawkHawk2010 1:16 pm
    I liked Stardew Valley's art style

 RawkHawk2010 1:16 pm
    Looked like EarthBound.

 ultralink1 1:17 pm
    well

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    YOOKA

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    Oh hey Yooka-Laylee.

 ultralink1 1:17 pm
    2 seconds of yooka laylee

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    No one develops for Nintendo anymore.
    That's why.

 ultralink1 1:17 pm
    twitch was excited for yooka laylee

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    Seriously is that a Smash Bros. pin on Chris?
    On our left?

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    uuuuhhhhhhhhh
    zoom in, camera

 Nintendork 13 13 1:18 pm
    The hell is this camera guy doing?

 ultralink1 1:18 pm
    ENHANCE THAT IMAGE
    it's a smash pin boss

 RawkHawk2010 1:18 pm
    wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 1:18 pm
    Maybe the camera guy is the same dude as the closed captions guy.

 ultralink1 1:18 pm
    you were right

 RawkHawk2010 1:18 pm
    That does look like the Smash logo.
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 1:18 pm
    Guillaume Provost, of Compulsion Games. (Sounds French)

 ultralink1 1:19 pm
    I feel like the they took the captions guy off that job and put him somewhere else
    like the camera

 Nintendork 13 13 1:19 pm
    "Buy Your Victory Against Communism Bond"
We Happy Few Microsoft E3 2016 newspaper
I love buying victories against communists.


 ultralink1 1:19 pm
    time traveling
    neat

 RawkHawk2010 1:19 pm
    PILLS HERE
    "Pussy."

 Nintendork 13 13 1:19 pm
    Wot game is this?

 ultralink1 1:19 pm
    someone just made a pills here reference in twitch chat too
    what's with her face

 RawkHawk2010 1:20 pm
    pinata

 ultralink1 1:20 pm
    ......
    joy?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
    "snug as a bug on a drug"

 ultralink1 1:20 pm
    forgot your joy

 RawkHawk2010 1:20 pm
    is this viva pinata

 Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
    Vortex is this how you talk?

 RawkHawk2010 1:20 pm
    there's a british flag on the wall

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:20 pm
    Certainly not.

 ultralink1 1:20 pm
    there's a mexican flag on my wall

 ultralink1 1:21 pm
    come back*

 Nintendork 13 13 1:21 pm
    D-Did you bring it to a Trump protest?!

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:21 pm
    I'm nowhere near this common.

 ultralink1 1:21 pm
    *stab

 Nintendork 13 13 1:21 pm
    Oh hey they're dying.
    "Oh hi Arthur."

 ultralink1 1:21 pm
    i'm very confused

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:21 pm
    This is too weird for words.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:21 pm
    "It's Never Too Late To Have a Happy Place"

 RawkHawk2010 1:22 pm
    THEY'RE BEATING PINATAS
    THIS IS HISPANIPHOBIC
We Happy Few piñata beating E3 2016
Censoring piñata violence with the dude's bloody hand.


 ultralink1 1:22 pm
    ......
    uhhhh

 Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
    Well

 ultralink1 1:22 pm
    i'm incredibly uncomfortable

 Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
    he hit it.
    "You are off your joy. Take one of mine."

 RawkHawk2010 1:22 pm
    "We've got a Downer!"
  

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:22 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
    COMPULSION GAMES
    WE HAPPY FEW

 RawkHawk2010 1:22 pm
    A down syndrome person?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
    No, a negative person.
    Off their happy pills.

 RawkHawk2010 1:23 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 1:23 pm
    Available on Xbox Game Preview July 26th.

 RawkHawk2010 1:23 pm
    I can actually relate to this.

 ultralink1 1:23 pm
    that made me super uncomfortable

 RawkHawk2010 1:23 pm
    Painkillers make you like those people.

 ultralink1 1:23 pm
    cosplayers

 RawkHawk2010 1:23 pm
    Is that Thor?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:23 pm
    This is from CD Projekt Red
    "YOU ARE THE WILD CARD"

 ultralink1 1:24 pm
    ........what was the point of tht?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
    Damien Monnier posing.

 RawkHawk2010 1:24 pm
    dude's on his happy pills alright

 Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
    "HELLO EVERYONE!!!"

 ultralink1 1:24 pm
    *refresh

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:24 pm
    Did they finally turn the card game from Witcher II into its own thing?
    *Witcher III

 Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
    "Players took a lot of time to just sit down in taverns and play cards."

 ultralink1 1:24 pm
    stupid commericls

 Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
    Vortex seems right.
    "So, we listened to them!"

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:24 pm
    Gwent I think it's called.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
    He has a rainbow pin too.

 RawkHawk2010 1:24 pm
    I remember when me and Kamek played Yu-Gi-Oh! in the Blast once.

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:24 pm
    Yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:25 pm
    "How about a game of Gwent."

 RawkHawk2010 1:25 pm
    And trusted eachother not to cheat.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:25 pm
    I don't remember if you guys actually finished the game.

 ultralink1 1:25 pm
    meh
    single player card game campaign

 Nintendork 13 13 1:25 pm
    "We put you, not just your cards, at the centre of things."

 RawkHawk2010 1:26 pm
    you're a squid now you're a tail now

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:26 pm
    Lot of CCGs coming out recently. Trying to catch-up to Hearthstone.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:26 pm
    Where'd the music go?
    "go to playgwent.com"

 RawkHawk2010 1:26 pm
    Hillary Gwenton

 Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
    Closed Beta coming this September on Xbox One and Windows.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
    He's thanking his mom I dunno.
    Bandai Namco presents

 RawkHawk2010 1:27 pm
    Looks like Demise.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:28 pm
    Vs. electric gym leader from Mauville
    Wattson.

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:28 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 1:28 pm
    But no it's actually Akuma and Heihachi.

 RawkHawk2010 1:28 pm
    i've never heard of these people

 RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
    the only character I can think of from Tekken offhand is a Tiger Man
    from the PS1 game

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:29 pm
    I know Heihachi 'cause he was in the... I think PS2 version of Soul Calibur II.
    Or it may've been Xbox version.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
    TEKKEN 7 EARLY 2017
    woaaaaaaah

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:29 pm
    GOOD GRIEF
    What is that guy on the right wearing?
    What a character.
Tekken 7 reveal Microsoft E3 2016 outfit costume developers Namco Bandai
I have no idea.


 Nintendork 13 13 1:30 pm
    I got a fun screenshot.
    Guy on the left needs to shut his mouth when he's not talking.

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:30 pm
    He looks like he should be head of a Yakuza.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
    "THANK YOU, AND HAVE A GREATU E3 WEEK"

 RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
    sea of thieves

 Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
    Are you sure?

 RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
    There's confetti falling.

 RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
    this looks like Watch Dog.

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:31 pm
    To get you in the festive mood.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
    I don't think this is Sea of Thieves.

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:31 pm
    In June.

 RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
    Or Dead Rising.

 ultralink1 1:32 pm
    dead rising for sure

 Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
    ...that's more likely.
    DEADRISING4

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:32 pm
    And people were worried Dead Rising 3 wasn't off-the-wall enough...
    OH

 RawkHawk2010 1:32 pm
    I thought there was only a Dead Rising 1.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
    "LET THE SLAY RIDE BEGIN"

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:32 pm
    IT's the next game.

 ultralink1 1:32 pm
    for the record heihachi was in the ps2 and spawn was in the xbox version

 Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
    Head of Microsoft studios publishing, Shannon Loftis.

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:33 pm
    Thanks Kamek.

 RawkHawk2010 1:33 pm
    Air Dodge?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
    "no"

 ultralink1 1:33 pm
    is she spoiling games?

 RawkHawk2010 1:33 pm
    look at that ribbon
    IT
    'S A BUG
Head of Microsoft Studios publishing, Shannon Loftis E3 2016 conference
Is that a bug?


 Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
    wtf

 ultralink1 1:33 pm
    twitch is going nuts saying spoilers

 RawkHawk2010 1:33 pm
    PRINT SCREEN

 Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
    Uh, okay.
    Weirdo.

 ultralink1 1:33 pm
    what is her pin?

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:33 pm
    "Reinjent"

 RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
    A bug

 ultralink1 1:34 pm
    it looks like those support our troops thing

 Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
    Oh hey she mentioned Recore.

 RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
    sea of thieves cometh

 Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
    (Rash shown again for Killer Instinct)

 ultralink1 1:34 pm
    microsoft studios games
    so

 Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
    Huh?

 ultralink1 1:34 pm
    game anywhere is the theme

 Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
    People bring their Windows 10 PC with them on the road?

 RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
    Scalebound.

 ultralink1 1:34 pm
    what bound?
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
    Like, is that what she just said?
    "Hideki Kamiya"

 RawkHawk2010 1:35 pm
    KAMIYA

 ultralink1 1:35 pm
    platinum games is still producing?

 RawkHawk2010 1:35 pm
    AS I TOLD YOU 1000000000000000000000000000000 TIMES

 Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
    That's not how I pronounce Kamiya. :-X
Hideki Kamiya Scalebound Microsoft E3 2016 conference PlatinumGames
Hideki Kamiya is still here. What's with his pin?


 ultralink1 1:35 pm
    lol

 ultralink1 1:35 pm
    he is the most stoic

 RawkHawk2010 1:35 pm
    this is the first time I've heard Kamiya talk in English, I feel like.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
    "The biggest boss fight Platinum Games has ever made."

 ultralink1 1:35 pm
    oh wait
    I remember this
    I was excited for this

 RawkHawk2010 1:36 pm
    this reminds me of the DmC reboot dude.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
    Fake Dante?

 RawkHawk2010 1:36 pm
    yeah

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:36 pm
    That's a big boss.

 ultralink1 1:36 pm
    it's more like monster hunter almost

 Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
    (But bigger)
    "Too far for my bow!"

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:36 pm
    That scorpion's got THREE TAILS

 Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
    "It's getting close!"
    Well if he's getting close that should help your bow.

 RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
    music sounds like The Wonderful 101's

 ultralink1 1:37 pm
    giant enemy crab
    says the twitch chat

 RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
    um

 Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
    The demo player seems stoned.

 RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
    does the player have his eyes closed

 RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
    is he meditating
    what the fuck

 Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
    Why does he have headphones but not wearing them?

 RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
    he was literally a stone

 ultralink1 1:37 pm
    I bet there will be a special edition of those headphones included

 Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
    "It's a stone Luig1! You didn't make it!"
    Kamiya is a stone too.

 ultralink1 1:38 pm
    ew

 Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
    ick

 RawkHawk2010 1:38 pm
    "Platinum Games made that happen!"

 Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
    Whirlpool of death.
    Reminds me of Men in Black 1.
    Except Will Smith is
    WOAH

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:38 pm
    This protagonist is so annoying.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
    THE HEADPHONES
    ARE IN-GAME
    WHAT THEN FUCK

 ultralink1 1:39 pm
    yeah you didn't see that earlier?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    NO

 ultralink1 1:39 pm
    this looks like an RE5 boos
    boss

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    Giant red point.
    = weakness

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:39 pm
    For massive damage.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?" - protagonist
    "KEEP ATTACKING THE HEART!" - as protagonist is shooting the skin

 RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
    this really is fake Dante.

 ultralink1 1:40 pm
    RE5 U-8
    google that
    that's what he looks like

 Nintendork 13 13 1:40 pm
    I will after the stream. :-X

 ultralink1 1:40 pm
    meh
    2017

 Nintendork 13 13 1:40 pm
    Is this Sea of Thieves?
    Legitimately?

 RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
    no
Sea of Thieves Rare Co. Ltd on every monitor screen Microsoft E3 2016 conference
Actually...yes. It's Sea of Thieves.


 ultralink1 1:41 pm
    it sounds like it

 Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
    But they were pirates.

 RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
    wait maybe

 ultralink1 1:41 pm
    sea shanty

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:41 pm
    It must be.

 RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
    okay yes it is

 ultralink1 1:41 pm
    jeez rawk
    all stream long

 Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
    ...Can I note that Rawk thought Forza Horizons 3 was Sea of Thieves

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:41 pm
    LOL, when it actually does come up, Rawk's like "nah".

 ultralink1 1:41 pm
    everyone single game

 RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
    I like this music.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
    but the actual Sea of Thieves is "no"?

 ultralink1 1:41 pm
    IS THIS SEA OF THIEVES
    So why are we excited for this again?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
    Rare is making it.

 RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
    cuz rare

 Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
    That's it.

 ultralink1 1:42 pm
    oh

 RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
    uuuuuhhhh

 ultralink1 1:42 pm
    nope definitely not sea of thieves

 Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
    Every screen in the conference
    SEA OF THIEVES

 RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
    there was no applause
    lol
    Craig Duncan

 ultralink1 1:42 pm
    most ambitious game yet?

 RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
    The best bowling, ever ever ever, on any platform!

 Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
    Nice hair.

 RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
    WORLD PREMIERE
    SEA OF THIEVES GAMEPLAY

 Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
    "World premribhyjitr"
    How the hell did he say premiere?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
    "REAL GAMEPLAY"
    "REAL PLAYERS"

 RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
    "Great Water"

 Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
    Featuring editing.
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
    The art reminds me of Ghoulies a bit.
    The rounded edges of models

 Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
    Walk off the plank already?

 ultralink1 1:44 pm
    they look so excited
    anchor thing
    that looked like outset

 Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
    These players are trying to be YouTubers.

 RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
    "WHAT THE FUCK"
    THAT WAS CHAD

 Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
    With the facecams.

 RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
    AND HYLE
    WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
DK Vine Sea of Thieves Chad McCanna Microsoft E3 2016 facecams
SCREAMING FACECAMS! CHAD!


 ultralink1 1:44 pm
    ?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
    wait wot
  

 ultralink1 1:44 pm
    who?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
    In which crew?

 RawkHawk2010 1:45 pm
    Hyle just said Chad's name.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:45 pm
    "I'm looking at the water Chad shut up"
    Guess blue.

 ultralink1 1:45 pm
    Why are they shouting?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:45 pm
    Because they have headphones on.

 ultralink1 1:45 pm
    this is nothing but shouting

 RawkHawk2010 1:45 pm
    ya they definitely never mentioned any of this

 ultralink1 1:45 pm
    OMG there's water

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:45 pm
    Abandon ship!

 ultralink1 1:45 pm
    I think that's a first in boat games
    actual sinking
    that can be prevented

 RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
    "this is nothing but shouting"
    ^ true

 ultralink1 1:46 pm
    is this sea of thieves?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:46 pm
    Is this Sea of Thieves?

 ultralink1 1:46 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
    That was not the best "gameplay reveal"

 ultralink1 1:46 pm
    chat is saying state of decay?

 RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
    where was the uh
    "exploration"?
    OH WELL
    MOVING ON

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:47 pm
    More zombies.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
    They seem ready to protest Trump.

 ultralink1 1:47 pm
    4 people

 Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
    ew

 ultralink1 1:47 pm
    everyone is saying left 4 dead

 RawkHawk2010 1:47 pm
    (btw Chad and Hyle are truly part of the Establishment now.)

 Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
    "NOBODY SURVIVES ALONE"

 RawkHawk2010 1:47 pm
    (Sad!)

 Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
    "State of Decay 2"

 RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
    State of Decay *2*?
    I didn't know there was a State of Decay 1!

 Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
    Wot's a State of Decay 1?

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:48 pm
    ^^^

 Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
    Is this Sea of Thieves?
    These dudes are getting wrecked by debris.

 RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
    guys I would have thought Sea of Thieves was Sea of Thieves if they started out with the picture being full-screen.
    But it was miles away.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
    :|

 RawkHawk2010 1:49 pm
    We could only see pixels.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
    IT HAD PIRATES/.
    PIRATES.

 RawkHawk2010 1:49 pm
    I couldn't see them, lol.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
    FORZA HAD CARS.

 RawkHawk2010 1:49 pm
    I just heard singing and figured there wouldn't be singing.
    cuz everything else has singing.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
    Sea of Thieves isn't a special little snowflake!
    It gets singing just like every other trailer.

 RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
    "Know your Enemy"

 Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
    "KNOW YOUR ENEMY" "HALO WARS 2"
    wait

 RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
    FRIEND OR FOE
    I WANNA KNOW

 Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
    Was that Halo Wars 2?

 RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
    Or was that a game called "KNOW YOUR ENEMY" and they're making a bad segue?
    I dunno maaan.

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:51 pm
    I knew there were Halo spin-offs, but i've never heard of Halo Wars.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
    "New kind of villain in this universe" "brilliant"

 RawkHawk2010 1:51 pm
    I knew about Halo Wars.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
    So Halo enemies are usually dumb?

 RawkHawk2010 1:51 pm
    yes
    They're Brutes.
    Literally.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
    This dude is trying to impersonate Jim Webb.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
    The conference is supposed to end in 10 minutes.
    "Please welcome back Phil Spencer."

 RawkHawk2010 1:52 pm
    btw there's no way sea of thieves is coming out this year if that's all they had to show

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:52 pm
    Old Xbox logo.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
    "YOU are leading this ship with the way you play today."
    IS THIS SEA OF THIEVES?

 RawkHawk2010 1:53 pm
    Phil Spencer has such correct posture.
    Have y'all noticed that?
Microsoft E3 2016 press conference Phil Spencer
Phil Spencer's apparently impressive posture.


 ultralink1 1:53 pm
    did he have that pin at first?
    at the beginning of the show

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:53 pm
    I think so.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
    I don't remember it.

 RawkHawk2010 1:54 pm
    It looks like a France flag.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:54 pm
    Xbox One S
    He said hardware innovation without sacrificing compatibility?
    (Isn't that what, y'know, happened at the start of this generation?)
    "True 4k gaming and high-fidelity VR"

 ultralink1 1:55 pm
    chat is making white supremecy  sttements

 RawkHawk2010 1:55 pm
    are they gonna show young conker

 ultralink1 1:55 pm
    VR

 RawkHawk2010 1:55 pm
    i bet they are

 ultralink1 1:55 pm
    like

 Nintendork 13 13 1:55 pm
    They're gonna show a system.

 ultralink1 1:55 pm
    a headset?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:55 pm
    Build-up...

 ultralink1 1:55 pm
    bet it's a headset

 Nintendork 13 13 1:55 pm
    Woman

 RawkHawk2010 1:55 pm
    xboxxxxxxxxxx

 ultralink1 1:55 pm
    VR headset

 Nintendork 13 13 1:56 pm
    Todd Howard?

 RawkHawk2010 1:56 pm
    it's Todd Hawlow
    yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 1:56 pm
    A console "beyond boundaries"
    "six teraflops to handle 4k resolutions"

 RawkHawk2010 1:56 pm
    Xbox Scorpio?

 ultralink1 1:56 pm
    they should have kept xbox 360

 RawkHawk2010 1:56 pm
    Nintendo NX?

 ultralink1 1:56 pm
    that name would have been awesome for a VR headset

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:56 pm
    "Xbox One... Two!"

 Nintendork 13 13 1:56 pm
    "these are the highest quality pixels anyone's ever seen"
    The best pixels

 RawkHawk2010 1:57 pm
    lol, Xbox One Two

 ultralink1 1:57 pm
    trump pixels

 Nintendork 13 13 1:57 pm
    MAKE GRAPHICS GREAT AGAIN

 ultralink1 1:57 pm
    ?

 RawkHawk2010 1:57 pm
    the pixels just got 4K higher

 Nintendork 13 13 1:57 pm
    "We read the articles"
    (Even ours?)
    "8 CPU cores"

 RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
    the sea of thieves trailer was nothing but yelling

 Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
    some other numbers

 RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
    this is nothing but talking

 breezinabout@msn.com 1:58 pm
    At first I heard "It's the we heard you console" as "It's the Wii U console".

 Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
    "Project Scorpio"
    "The most powerful console ever."
    "Holiday 2017"
Project Scorpio Microsoft E3 2016 reveal
PROJECT SCORPIO.


 RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
    Project Scorpio = Project NX
    Ships next year.

 RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
    It's all coming together.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
    (...You have your holidays in March?)

 ultralink1 1:59 pm
    xbox specifically said they weren't going to go into another console before this show

 Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
    "Xbox One" "Xbox One S" "Project Scorpio" all three are compatible.
    "No one gets left behind."

 ultralink1 1:59 pm
    lol chat
    "Triceraflops

 RawkHawk2010 1:59 pm
    "to give our developers and partners opportunity to take advantage"
    aka nintendo

 Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
    "Gaming beyond generations. Thank you."

 ultralink1 1:59 pm
    Soooo xbox wants to get rid of generations

 Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
    They're ending on time?

 ultralink1 2:00 pm
    not sure how they're going to do this

 Nintendork 13 13 2:00 pm
    Highlights reel.

 ultralink1 2:00 pm
    twitch chat is saying RIP sony

 Nintendork 13 13 2:00 pm
    (That was Sea of Thieves back there, Rawk.)

 ultralink1 2:01 pm
    nah this is sea of thieves

 Nintendork 13 13 2:01 pm
    So... Resident Evil 5 U-8?

 ultralink1 2:01 pm
    huh

 RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
    Well

 ultralink1 2:01 pm
    oh
    yeah

 RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
    wait

 ultralink1 2:01 pm
    it's another giant enermy crab

 RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
    what's happening

 Nintendork 13 13 2:01 pm
    the hell is happening on the stream

 RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
    Sasquatch?

 ultralink1 2:02 pm
    ??
    chat is super confused

 breezinabout@msn.com 2:02 pm
    The streams just rambling now.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
    ...I think this is an advertisement.

 ultralink1 2:02 pm
    sounds like it's for ARK

 RawkHawk2010 2:02 pm
    o

 ultralink1 2:02 pm
    oh

 RawkHawk2010 2:02 pm
    Okay
    Well,

 Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
    Well.

 ultralink1 2:02 pm
    humble hundle is bout to crash

 Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
    *closes stream*

 RawkHawk2010 2:02 pm
    Can't say I'm too impressed with Rare.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
    Would you be impressed with Rare if they were making Forza?

 RawkHawk2010 2:03 pm
    A bunch of dudes firing at eachother and screaming?
    That's...the exact opposite of what they've been hyping.

 ultralink1 2:03 pm
    nothing interesting on humble bundle

 RawkHawk2010 2:03 pm
    They've been hyping LORE

 breezinabout@msn.com 2:03 pm
    I didn't appreciate the facecams either honestly.

 RawkHawk2010 2:03 pm
    And SUBTLE ATMOSPHERE

 ultralink1 2:03 pm
    so
    closing thoughts
    ?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:03 pm
    Still better than EA and Bethesda.

 breezinabout@msn.com 2:03 pm
    I hope Sea of Thieves doesn't turn into multiplayer YouTube bait.

 ultralink1 2:03 pm
    twitch commentary crew is back

 Nintendork 13 13 2:04 pm
    I wanna know how their BEYOND GENERATIONS thing is gonna end up.

 breezinabout@msn.com 2:04 pm
    Yeah, better than the previous two.

 ultralink1 2:04 pm
    they're gambling

 Nintendork 13 13 2:04 pm
    Okay okay okay okay we're ending this.
    No bets!

 RawkHawk2010 2:04 pm
    CEO Kaz Hirai ‏@KazHiraiCEO  8m8 minutes ago
    This conference has been so long that Microsoft has announced a new console and another new console to replace that new console #XboxE3

 Nintendork 13 13 2:04 pm
    Or Rawk will get triggered!

 ultralink1 2:05 pm
    lol
    kaz




Today's E3 coverage is just beginning, but after this, we're going to take a brief diversion from Los Angeles and focus our attention to New Hampshire. We'll be back in Los Angeles for Ubisoft, don't worry! (We're just ignoring whatever this PC Gaming Show thing is.)


Before this conference we had Bethesda on Sunday. 
As promised, here's Donald Trump's E3 conference!
Last year's 2015 Microsoft conference is here.
Next year's 2017 Microsoft conference is all about Project Scorpio, and its real identity.

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