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Saturday, June 10, 2017

KoopaTV's Electronic Arts E3 2017 Conference Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - The start of E3 Weeks 2017!

It begins: The first of the many KoopaTV reaction log articles that will be produced during E3 2017! This one is by Electronic Arts. Not content with staying in the same calendar week as the rest of E3, Electronic Arts has decided to move their conference to the calendar week before hand. Will this start a trend to be manifested in 2018? Either way, it's why we're calling this E3 Weeks 2017, as seen in our Schedule.

So, the KoopaTV staff is here, sitting on our chairs. Well, most of us. To be exact, the folks that showed up for the company that is perpetually always rated poorly by our staff for their E3 presentations are myself, RawkHawk2010, and Vortexica. (Guess Wendy's chair burned down, and Roxy is... gonna do something for the end of E3. Kamek? I dunno about that guy.)

(2:47:28 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) And where's this stream at?

(2:48:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: twitch.tv/ea or twitch.tv/twitch

(2:49:01 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Thanks.

(2:49:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh hey something's playing

(2:50:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Hold on, getting on there.

(2:51:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, there's a countdown.

(2:51:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What's #E3DT supposed to mean?

(2:51:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: E3 Daylight Time?

(2:52:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) E3 Downtown

(2:52:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) E3 Donald Trump

(2:53:58 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Just enough time to make tea. :O


(2:53:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So I'm using the pop-out player on Twitch.

(2:54:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I got milk. :o

(2:55:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) p.s.

(2:55:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ya?

(2:55:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) there's an arrow on the top-left where you can dispose of that left sidebar

(2:56:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Which I just now discovered.

(2:56:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: As I said, I'm using the pop-out player right now.

(2:56:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So it's a pop-up of just the stream.

(2:56:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Where's that?

(2:56:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That I can resize.

(2:56:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Settings

(2:56:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The cog

(2:56:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: alternatively https://player.twitch.tv/?volume=1&!muted&channel=twitch

(2:57:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) k thx

(2:57:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Everyone has a Battlefront II thing.

(2:57:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm just here for some good ol' sports.

(2:58:00 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Is there a way to refresh the pop-out player?

(2:58:08 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) In case it stutters?

(2:58:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: If you put your cursor on the url bar and tap your Enter key

(2:58:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: it'll refresh.

(2:59:13 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I don't see a URL bar. <_<

(2:59:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...I do in Firefox. :x

(2:59:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: RP to Mature

(3:00:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I'm just using what Ludwig linked.

(3:00:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) https://player.twitch.tv/?volume=1&!muted&channel=twitch

(3:00:11 PM) (rawkhawk2010) that

(3:00:12 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) And awaaaay we go.

(3:00:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Away? Nothing happened.

(3:00:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AH

(3:00:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AND RIGHT AS I SAID THAT

(3:00:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I saw Tom Brady.

(3:00:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "LET'S PLAY"

"PLAY"

(3:00:56 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Cars, sports, Star Wars, Battlefield.


(3:01:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I saw Darth Maul.

(3:01:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Countdown

(3:01:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: again

(3:01:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) A countdown at 3:01?

(3:01:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

(3:01:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Patriots playinng drums??

(3:01:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Alright what the hell is this.

(3:01:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Wii Music 2.0?

(3:01:47 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Is this the Manchester/London tribute?

Electronic Arts E3 2017 EAPlay Patriots drumming team Madden NFL
For more information on why the Patriots SUCK, click here!

(3:02:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Gonna go with no.

(3:02:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Another EA sports game plot.

(3:02:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Where's Ted Cruz.

(3:02:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) FOGET YOU

(3:03:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LONG SHOT

(3:03:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MADDEN NFL 18

(3:03:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: yeeeeees more story in sports

(3:03:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Andrew Wilson returns.

(3:03:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "That's the most innovative Madden we've done in over a decade."

(3:03:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Andrew Wilson reminds me of Mark Cuban.

(3:03:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: True.

(3:03:43 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) "Madden like you've never seen it", yeah, right, sure.


(3:03:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) A British one.

(3:04:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or whatever he is.

(3:04:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: @wot I said not wot Rawk said

(3:04:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Hands On Gameplay

(3:04:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What isn't Hands On Gameplay besides Kinect?

(3:04:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Andrew Wilson says tens of millions are watching the stream.

(3:04:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Twitch stream only has 80,000 viewers.

(3:04:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "The next hour and a bit"

(3:05:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So all those other mirror streams have a lot of ground to cover...

(3:05:12 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) A lot of "feedback" for Battlefront.

(3:05:24 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) At least they're self-aware, somewhat.

(3:05:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

(3:05:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Today we're going to bring you 30 minutes of Star Wars Battlefront II"

(3:05:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dat hour and a bit.

(3:05:53 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Woah, 30 minutes?


3:06:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wilson says games bring us together across countries.

(3:06:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Well, here we are, across UNIVERSES)

(3:07:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Will any of our readers object that we'll cover all of the Nintendo Treehouse Live stuff, but not the three days of EA Play?

(3:07:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Should we cover both?

(3:07:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Andrew Gulotta

(3:07:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NO

(3:07:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: producer of Battlefield 1

(3:07:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: or Battlefront 1

(3:07:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I missed it

(3:07:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Battlefield 1

(3:07:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is this


E3 2017 Electronic Arts EA Play The NOOB Neebs Gaming
We're going to tweet this reaction log to whoever @NeebsOfficial is.


(3:07:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) um

(3:07:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Pretty sure Nintendo's Robot Chicken intro was better.

(3:07:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) than this

(3:08:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: These guys are talking in tongues.

(3:08:47 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) SHARK

(3:09:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought this was a WWI simulator

(3:09:11 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Why are sharks coming out of puddles?

(3:09:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So what are they advertising? DLC packs?

(3:10:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Russia

(3:10:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) THE RUSSIANS

(3:10:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "This is the biggest front of World War I"

(3:10:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) NOT THE ARMY OF RUSSIA

(3:10:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) THE RUSSIAN ARMY

(3:10:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "The iconic women's batttalion of death"

(3:10:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) How political.

(3:10:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is Russia the new Nazi Germany for shooters?

(3:10:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) In terms of the perverse appeal?

(3:10:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no

(3:11:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I think it is.

(3:11:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "8 new maps in total opening up the largest front in World War I. ...now enough of me."

(3:11:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The DLC is called "In the name of the Czar"

(3:11:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think you'd like Battalion Wars.

(3:11:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I'll play it when it's free.

(3:12:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...why would a GameCube game be free? >_>

(3:12:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Who's this stick?

(3:12:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Patrick Soderland (with an umlaut)

(3:12:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(3:13:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Competition is at the centre of EA today"

(3:13:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno, no one talks about EA in relation to eSports.

(3:13:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...not that I'm aware of anyway.

(3:13:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) hoodies

(3:13:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) who plays video-games in hoodies

(3:13:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cold people.

(3:14:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) or really suspicious guys

(3:14:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I'm never gonna lose ever in my life!"

(3:14:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, that guy is an idiot.

(3:15:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Michael Skimbo?

(3:15:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Ladies and gentlemen, sitting on your couch..."

(3:15:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EXCUSE ME WE'RE IN CHAIRS

(3:15:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) YEAH

(3:16:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) rap

(3:16:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What is this, FIFA 2018?

(3:16:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: With rap.

(3:16:21 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Christiano Ronaldo.


(3:16:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "THIS IS FIFA 2018 licensed product"

(3:16:32 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) London name-dropped!


(3:16:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's not a tribute.

(3:16:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Though, EA was the only company last year NOT to do a tribute to a massacre.

(3:16:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Vortex, what's your experience with football hooliganism?

(3:17:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So no reason to expect them to this year.

(3:17:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Men in Blazers"

(3:17:24 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) @Rawk: None whatsoever.


(3:17:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this the new Fifa story mode?

(3:17:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) SETH MEYERS ICK

(3:17:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That guy just jumped.

(3:17:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Michael Davies and Roger Bennett

(3:18:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: these guys are clones.

(3:18:02 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) FUTBOL

(3:18:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Should 50-year-olds be jumping?

(3:18:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's bad for one's joints.

(3:18:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Men in Blazers is one of the top 3 soccer commentary shows apparently.

Electronic Arts E3 2017 EA Play Men in Blazers soccer football show Michael Davies Roger Bennett
Does anyone reading this know who these dudes are?


(3:18:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'll take their word for it.

(3:18:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Differentiating the talls from the smalls.

(3:19:16 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) "Genetically sound".


(3:19:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Sounds racist.

(3:19:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Apparently Christiandov  cvbgdf Ronaldo is the Aryan race.

(3:19:28 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) lol

(3:19:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Christianado?

(3:19:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno how to spell his name.

(3:19:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Can't be that perfect.

(3:19:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Peter Moore.

(3:20:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He left the industry, right?

(3:20:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ALEX HUNTER

(3:20:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ALEX HUNTER

(3:20:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S ALEX HUNTER

(3:20:16 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) 360 MILLION GOALS

The Journey Alex Hunter returns Match of the Day EA Electronic Arts FIFA 2018 story mode magazine cover
You wanted the return of Alex Hunter? SO DID WE!


(3:20:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: More than 360 million goals in his first season!

(3:20:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Xbox 360?)

(3:20:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ALEX HUNTER HAD A STORYBOOK YEAR

(3:20:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Barely passed his Bar Mitzvah"

(3:20:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE'S A JEW?

(3:20:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What if there's a Paper Alex Hunter

(3:20:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Bar Mitzvahs  occur when you're 13)

(3:21:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Everybody wants to know, what is next for Alex Hunter?"

(3:21:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I ACTUALLY WAS WONDERING THIS

(3:21:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Alex Hunter is in the media every day"

(3:21:49 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) #AlexHunterTransferRumours

(3:22:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We need to talk about Alex Hunter more on KoopaTV.

(3:22:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause I can confirm that he's the most searched for thing during E3 2016.

(3:22:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE JOURNEY: HUNTER RETURNS

(3:22:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: who is this guy

(3:22:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jesse Wellens, a YouTube creator.

(3:22:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I've rarely felt more alienated from anything

(3:22:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE'S NOT ALEX HUNTER

(3:22:44 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Oh no.


(3:22:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this futbol culture

(3:22:48 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) He's stumbling.


(3:22:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THIS IS ABOUT NEED FOR SPEED PAYBACK

(3:22:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this guy trying to rap?

(3:23:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ma boi marcus

(3:23:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf Need for Speed? What about Alex Hunter?

(3:23:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) and he's not black

(3:23:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) How can Ma Boi Marcus not be black?

(3:23:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He sounds Scandinavian?

(3:23:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Get those YouTuber out.

(3:24:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Dude on the left's hair looks fake af.

(3:24:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: $3.65 for gas

(3:24:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: #Obamaville


Need For Speed Payback Gas Next station Electronic Arts EA E3 2017
This is the Obamaville dystopian future that Rick Santorum warned us about!


(3:24:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) All this looks familiar.

(3:24:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Didn't we see this a year or two ago?

(3:24:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I remember this dire atmosphere with those fences.

(3:24:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "my homie Nick"

(3:24:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It was some kind of car game.

(3:24:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "ma boi Marcus"

(3:25:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is with this guy

(3:25:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Hell, might've been Uncharted.

(3:25:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think it was Uncharted.

(3:25:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) See, why can't Mario Kart 8 DX have things like this?

(3:25:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This voice actress sounds like a bitch.

(3:26:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They should have humourous quips instead of "GET ME CLOSE TO THAT TRUCK" "WE GOTTA GET CLOSE TO THAT TRUCK" "SHIT!"

(3:26:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ya

(3:26:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I dropped a raisin on the ground and am more interested in finding that than watching this.

(3:26:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "HI I'M DAIS-SHIT!"

(3:26:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf where is my raisin

(3:27:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This bitch is jumping

(3:27:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Jess? Jess? YOU GOT THIS? JESS?!"

(3:27:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Why did some other car run into it

(3:27:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh that's Jess's

(3:27:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wait wtf wot happened

(3:28:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ew a police copter

(3:28:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Trailer end

(3:28:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Should've kept looking for my raisin.

(3:28:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I can assure that PLAYS as well as it looks."

(3:28:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) is vehicles aiming at people culturally insensitive to the United Kingers?

(3:28:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeeeees I found the raisin.

(3:28:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) United Kingsmen*

(3:29:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, they're talking about EA Originals (EA's efforts to court indies)

(3:29:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) So far we've seen football, soccer, war, and cars.

(3:29:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) par for the course

(3:29:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) A Way Out

(3:29:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ground-breaking one of a kind game called A Way Out.

(3:29:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dat hair

(3:30:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A co-op adventure featuring breaking out of prison.

(3:30:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "It's pitch black, we need a light."

(3:30:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CANDLEPOWER FORUMS

(3:30:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) that sudden injection of humor

(3:30:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) when the guy falls

(3:31:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well they spoiled the game in that they clearly broke out of prison.

(3:31:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(3:31:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Copyright Hazellight Studios

(3:31:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That actually kinda looked alright, I guess.

(3:31:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Josef Fares

(3:31:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I just dunno how co-oping people would decide on who's who.

(3:31:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: he mispronounced his own name. *Hazelight

(3:31:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) there's a protagonist and...a brother.

(3:31:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Haze-light not Hazel-light

(3:32:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sounds like SMB.

(3:32:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe the brother will be like Luigi.

(3:32:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And everyone will just ignore the Mario instead.

(3:32:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: People act like Mari0 is still more popular.

(3:32:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Split screen co-op ONLY."

(3:32:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Split-screen co-op?

(3:32:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "AND I MEAN ONLY!"

(3:32:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought split-screen was dead.

(3:32:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "...but you will be able to play it online."

(3:32:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Good to hear it's not.

(3:32:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Because fuck online.

(3:33:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fares keeps forgetting his lines.

(3:33:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) exploration

(3:33:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) driving

(3:33:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "You'll be able to play EVERYTHING! ...Well, not everything."

(3:33:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) action

(3:33:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy is unreliable.

(3:33:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Breath of the Wild needed driving.

(3:33:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Doesn't know his own name.

(3:33:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) not horses

(3:33:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) but real-ass cars

(3:33:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Says split-screen only but it has online.

(3:33:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That would've been fantastic.

(3:33:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Says the game has everything but doesn't.

(3:33:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Doesn't even know his own lines.

(3:33:52 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) He's hyping this up something fierce.


(3:33:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) one last thing

(3:34:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I want to say hello!"

(3:34:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Ha shakie boom!"

(3:34:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That actually was the last thing.

(3:34:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: To his team back in Sweden.

(3:34:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) wait

(3:34:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) NEVERMIND

(3:34:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) NOT THE ONE LAST THING

(3:34:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Here's a trailer.

(3:34:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Vincent and Leo.

(3:34:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) They're spoiling the whole game now.

(3:34:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ahhhhh

(3:35:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So when one player is in a cutscene

(3:35:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: the other player is acting.

(3:35:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Get over here, you idiot!"

(3:35:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol that slap

A Way Out prison partial nudity showers uniforms jumpsuits split screen co-op cutscene warden
Fortunately, there are no SLAPS in THIS scene, (That we're aware of.)


(3:35:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Everything you do in the game is unique to that scene."

(3:36:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I do like the idea behind this.

(3:36:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Coming Early 2018

(3:36:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Me too.

(3:36:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Will EA corporate be able to come up with compelling ideas like that?

(3:36:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I can't think of anything else that does split-screen scripted gameplay like that.

(3:37:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Search for Extraordinary Experiences Division = SEED

(3:37:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They made a research team at EA to try to be innovative.

(3:37:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Blurring reality and the digital world.

(3:38:07 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I don't know whether to laugh at that or be somewhat impressed.


(3:38:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dude claims interactive entertainment will change more in the next 5 years than the past 45.

(3:38:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) what is it with everyone's pronunciation of "innovative" here?

(3:38:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PROJECT SCORPIO NAMEDROP

(3:38:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Creating the most detailed, high-resolution" game on a console ever.

(3:38:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...well...they say that every year.

(3:38:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) New IP

(3:39:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "New IP is one of the purest forms of innovation in our industry."

(3:39:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (not really)

(3:39:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (see: Bubsy)

(3:39:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Bubsy is new?

(3:39:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) .....

(3:39:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: At one time it was.

(3:39:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh no

(3:39:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Not BioWare

(3:39:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BioWare new IP

(3:39:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) THE WALL

(3:39:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "THE WALL"

(3:39:50 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) #BuildthatWall


(3:39:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: uhhh

(3:40:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This isn't about the Mexican border...

(3:40:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "ANTHEM"

(3:40:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Full gameplay reveal at the Xbox E3 Briefing"

(3:40:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Cliffhangers for other conferences.

(3:40:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's it?

(3:40:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NBA Live 18?

(3:40:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is that normal?

(3:40:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

(3:40:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Has that ever happened?

(3:40:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: yes

(3:41:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dude's talking about new ways to play basketball. "The One"

(3:41:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "USE THAT HASHTAG #EAPLAY"

(3:41:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ugggh

(3:41:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This black dude is named Q.

(3:41:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Q?

(3:42:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought that was Kobe Bryant.

(3:42:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LeBron

(3:42:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh.

(3:42:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Close?

(3:42:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Who's Q?

(3:42:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Someone was named Zaza.

(3:42:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The human

(3:42:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He was black?

(3:42:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: playing the game

(3:42:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think.

(3:42:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He looked Italian.

(3:42:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There were two dudes standing there.

(3:42:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Well, three)

(3:43:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: In real life.

(3:43:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Do we like basketball?

(3:43:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Two white guys and the black one to the left.

(3:43:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no

(3:43:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) scoring is too frequent

(3:43:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think we talked about how we don't like that points are meaningless.

(3:43:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.

(3:43:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) so scoring doesn't feel cool

(3:43:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Did you play the Dunk mode in ARMS?

(3:44:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) in soccer it's too infrequent

(3:44:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) no

(3:44:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Wasn't gonna wait around for that.

(3:44:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this a story mode?

(3:44:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "WHAT PATH WILL YOU TAKE?"

(3:44:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dat rap

(3:44:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) IGA IGA IGA IGA

(3:45:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) More genetic superiority

(3:45:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(3:45:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) IN MY DNA

(3:45:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Everyone is black

(3:45:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Mmhmm."

(3:45:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Are we gonna see the 30 minutes of Star Wars now?

(3:45:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is it over?

(3:45:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Andrew Wilson is back.

(3:45:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh.

(3:45:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 30 MINUTES OF PURE, UNADULTERED STAR WARS

(3:45:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Last week we did something pretty amazing together"

(3:46:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought he said "poor unadulterated Star Wars"

(3:46:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) instead of pure.

(3:46:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Talking about the United Nations.

(3:46:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) United Nations HeForShe?

(3:46:16 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) lolwhat


(3:46:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Why are people laughing?

(3:46:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: More inclusive world.

(3:46:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is instead of a UK tribute.

(3:46:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Starting today for the rest of the week, EA Access and Origin access are free"

(3:46:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THERE'S ONLY ONE DAY LEFT

(3:47:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TODAY

(3:47:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IN THE WEEK

(3:47:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Star Wars Battlefront 2

(3:47:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) EA did this to themselves.

(3:47:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dem E 3 Weeks

(3:47:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What was the point of all that shit?

(3:47:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I don't even know what HeForShe is.

(3:47:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Even after the explanation.

(3:47:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Me neither, but apparently the fans beg for a story mode.

(3:47:49 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Stormtroopers.

(3:47:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What was with those sound effects with the retweets?

(3:48:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Twitter doesn't make those, do they?

(3:48:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that Aisha?

(3:48:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(3:48:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no

(3:48:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's Twintelle.

(3:48:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Janina Gavankar

(3:48:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Commander Iden Versio actress

(3:48:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I'm also an advocate for in-depth cinema story in games"

(3:48:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Who is John Boyega?

(3:49:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno

(3:49:13 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) One of the guys from the new Star Wars film franchise.

Commander Iden Versio Janina Gavankar Star Wars Battlefront II Electronic Arts DICE EA 2017 E3
Commander Iden Versio, played by Janina Gavankar.


(3:49:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ah

(3:49:30 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) "You can't have a black Stormtrooper!"

(3:49:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: COUCH CO-OP

(3:50:04 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) ACTUAL SPACE BATTLES

(3:50:07 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) IN STAR WARS

(3:50:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Jared probably cares about this.

(3:50:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Jared, not Kamek.

(3:50:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jareditton

(3:50:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Jared, not Jared.

(3:50:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah him

(3:51:01 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Thanks for reminding me about his failed Star Wars store display stand give-away...

(3:51:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We just haven't had the same relationship with Jareditton after his disastrous Star Wars charity stream.

(3:51:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(3:51:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (We love you, Jareditton!)

(3:51:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) they've been bashing their own game since they started talking about

(3:51:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) accusing it of not having content

(3:51:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) about it*

(3:51:50 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) All three Star Wars eras are in the game.


(3:52:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Some guy was touching the dude's monitor.

(3:52:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) non-consensually

(3:52:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) #NoEthics

(3:52:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL

(3:52:39 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Who on earth would want to play as a Battle Droid? :-\



(3:52:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "We're adding things called Battle Points which not only let you be heroes, but... also other things on the battlefield."

(3:52:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Blade of grass?

(3:52:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Turret?

(3:53:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This is like Sea of Thieves, where they have all the fans play the game for years in advance for feedback

(3:53:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's a stone, EA, you didn't make it!

(3:53:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And then try to act like it's new

(3:53:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh shit that guy had a Stone Mountain t-shirt as I typed that

(3:53:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: UNINTENTIONAL

(3:53:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Stone Mountain?

(3:53:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The one in Georgia?

(3:54:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I like the droid voices.

(3:54:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well they're in Stockholm, so...

(3:54:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So what are the things you can play as here?

(3:54:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The pillar?

(3:54:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The statue?

(3:54:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That tree?

(3:54:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The camera

(3:54:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The camera lol

(3:54:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oooh, let's play as asteroids.

(3:54:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And just smash into the fighters.

(3:55:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh shit it's the woman who was talking

(3:55:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Keep them from using the boost to get through.

(3:55:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf PS4 plug

(3:55:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: She sounds out-of-breath.

(3:55:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Even though she hasn't been talking.

(3:55:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) She's trying to be the new Aisha Tyler.

(3:55:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(3:55:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) don't think it's working

(3:55:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What if Nintendo gets an Aisha Tyler?

(3:56:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) wtf

(3:56:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He has a British accent?

(3:56:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's doing a play in London

(3:56:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but no tribute

(3:56:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Where's Finn?!"

(3:57:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "Okay, but did you listen?"

(3:57:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no

(3:57:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I didn't either.

(3:57:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Post-launch themed seasons of content FOR NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE

(3:57:59 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) *Jaw drop*


Star Wars Battlefront II Assault on Theed Janina Gavankar Electronic Arts DICE E3 2017 conference
Electronic Arts will apparently allow you to assault Theed, without assaulting your wallet?!


(3:58:06 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) This... is EA right?


(3:58:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: All post-launch content will be FREE for EVERYONE.

(3:58:22 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) EA announced FREE DLC?

(3:58:42 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Wow.

(3:58:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: For YEARS to come.

(3:58:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "please clap"

(3:58:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) she keeps giggling after she says things

(3:59:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) iJustine?

(3:59:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A YouTuber.

(3:59:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...obviously the girl talking.

(4:00:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Are we playing this?

(4:00:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "CAN WE APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT WE GET TO BE DROIDS IN STAR WARS?"

(4:00:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "YOU GUYS GOTTA COME ALIVE 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA SEE GREAT GAMEPLAY."

(4:00:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: - DICE developer

(4:01:01 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I'd be embarrassed to be playing as a Battle Droid.

(4:01:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) oh shit

(4:01:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "mah boi Darkness aka Dankness"

(4:01:13 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) They were the comic relief!

(4:01:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I thought Ma Boi Darkness was a character in the game.

(4:01:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (actually is a black guy)

(4:01:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) When they first showed him.

(4:01:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(4:02:10 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) DAAAAAAMN

(4:02:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm annoyed the EA logo is blocking the stuff on the bottom-right in the HUD.

(4:02:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DEFEATED BY YOURSELF

(4:02:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) So this is basically Halo.

(4:02:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) based on my limited knowledge of games where you shoot people

(4:02:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So

(4:02:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: all games are like this

(4:02:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I'd play this for the vehicles.

(4:03:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Multi-stage online missions.

(4:03:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Being basically capture the flag or base or whatever.

(4:03:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So the invaders are meant to be stronger than the defenders

(4:03:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: so you can get to the latter phases

(4:03:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but it's timed.

(4:03:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) capture the flag >>>>>>>>> kill the most dudes

(4:04:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or something.

(4:04:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I guess it's either timed or if enough dudes get killed.

(4:04:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't know what the 79 at the top of the screen is.

(4:05:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) temperature?

(4:05:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AT-RTs

(4:05:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Also I doubt it's temperature.

(4:05:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) it'd be cool if it was

(4:05:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: buffering when the AT-RT blew up

(4:05:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) and affected how things worked

(4:06:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's 73 now

(4:07:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 66

(4:07:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this looks repetitive

(4:07:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 59

(4:08:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's gonna go to the next phase eventually.

(4:08:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ..........

(4:08:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) one of these days

(4:08:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) suddenly there's music

(4:08:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The defence is doing a good job I guess.

(4:08:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Throughout this whole thing

(4:09:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: it's been unclear to me what the actual objective is.

(4:09:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And how close they are to doing it.

(4:09:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "FALL BACK TO THE PALACE"

(4:09:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's new.

(4:09:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) maybe they've been taking inspiration from Conker: Live & Reloaded.

(4:09:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They broke the palace door down.

(4:09:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PHASE 1 IS OVER

(4:09:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "The action is gonna really pick up now!"

(4:09:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) where no one ever knew what any of the objectives were, ever

(4:10:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Override the palace security systems" = offense

(4:10:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Defend = defence

(4:10:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) WhiteBoy7

(4:11:07 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Boba Fett in the Clone Wars era?

(4:11:11 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) He was just a kid!


(4:11:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this like Uprising where one guy on each team will be extremely overpowered during the final phase?

Star Wars Battlefront II Darth Maul characteristics stats abilities specialty weapons multiplayer co-op
Darth Maul ends up being quite overpowered for the defence.


(4:11:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Don't think so.

(4:11:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You can become overpowered with Battle Points.

(4:11:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) oh

(4:11:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't know if Battle Points are individual or team-wide.

(4:12:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "FALL BACK TO THE THRONE ROOM"

(4:12:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) did y'all see what that human just did

(4:12:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I guess Phase 2 ended.

(4:12:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Uhhh he was healing people.

(4:12:45 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Admittedly it's pre-alpha, but yeah, some of these on-screen indicators need to be made more clear.

(4:12:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i don't know about that

(4:12:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It says "Pre-Alpha Build"!

(4:13:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "This is when it gets INSANE"

(4:13:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) he's been saying that for the past 25 minutes

(4:14:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The defence is getting rekt

(4:14:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What' s with random cutscenes?

(4:14:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this what happens when you don't respawn?

(4:14:52 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I assume that was some kind of spectator mode.

(4:15:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DEFEAT

(4:15:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MVP Muselk 36 kills (aka Darth Maul)

(4:15:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Why did iJustine not talk during that entire thing?

(4:15:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Not bad! ...ERM, I'M LYING. IT WAS FREAKING AWESOME."

(4:15:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Crash montage"

(4:15:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This wasn't 30 minutes.

(4:16:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I don't want a crash montage.

(4:16:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) A crash montage is all this has been.

(4:16:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Unless they're gonna play again.

(4:16:21 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Space battle next maybe?

(4:16:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They say the laser fire looks beautiful.

(4:17:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Well guys, that was so awesome." - iJustine

(4:17:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're trying to get people to Germany.

(4:17:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: To GamesCon.

(4:17:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...com

(4:17:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I'm not going there.

(4:17:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno

(4:17:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or France.

(4:17:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or Britain.

(4:17:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're advertising Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes on Android or iOS

(4:17:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Let's stick to Sierra Leone.

(4:18:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's pretty safe.

(4:18:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Especially the weather.

(4:18:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I've spent a thousand dollars on that game." - GoldenBoy

(4:18:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: *groan*

(4:18:33 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) lol, 'download our predatory free-to-play mobile tat'.

(4:18:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sent it over to Mr. StickMan.

(4:18:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Thank you everyone. And thank you to the real rockstars of the show: The development teams inside of EA."

(4:19:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Stay Tued online"

(4:19:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Stick in the Mud

(4:19:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Thank you all for joining us, and now, let's play."

(4:19:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) uh

(4:19:18 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) No sound...?

(4:19:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Now advertising Galaxy of Heroes with a muted trailer.

(4:19:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) does this have audio

(4:19:27 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) AHHH

(4:19:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SUDDEN AUDIO

(4:19:37 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Well...

(4:19:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) LOL

(4:19:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ..as it ended.

(4:19:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well

(4:19:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I laughed out loud.

(4:19:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, now they're gonna talk more about Galaxy of Heroes.

(4:20:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Does this still count  as their E3 conference?

(4:20:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or is it over?

(4:20:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) No clue.

(4:20:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's been over an hour and a bit.

(4:20:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Have we ever duped by something like that before?

(4:20:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So...

(4:20:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...They're TRIED duping us with that stuff.

(4:20:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This is what happens when EA snags a day for themselves.

(4:20:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Let's end it. <_<

(4:21:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 132,000 viewers

(4:21:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: *close*

(4:21:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is their equivalent of Treehouse Live.

(4:21:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Showing off microtransactions mobile Star Wars shit.

(4:21:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I won't stand for it!



Come back tomorrow (Sunday) for the next press conference, and enjoy the rest of this calendar week! You can be assured that KoopaTV will rate EA's conference poorly.


The next conference is Microsoft's, and the game they were hyping to be shown there was Anthem. It's the last game shown.
For Electronic Arts's conference back in E3 2016, click here! Like this year, they were the first conference, but they were on Sunday instead of the week before.
For those wondering about Jareditton's charity stream...

6 comments :

  1. They're trying to lure in Thrawn fans like me to their mobile game.

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    1. While I didn't stand for it, it looks like you did.

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    2. I was about to stop watching when I heard "Thrawn."

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    3. I've resisted. I'm not getting the mobile game even for my favorite admiral.

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