Ludwig's Reactions to Nintendo Digital Event + Treehouse Live Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Heroes always come late.

You really think that just because I boycotted the live-showing of the Nintendo Digital Event that I wouldn't give KoopaTV my thoughts of it? It's my own site!

I'm doing a live reaction log ALL BY MYSELF. If you want Rawk and Vortexica's reactions (Kamek was actually at E3 so he couldn't live-react), then click here.

Rawk and Vortexica show up when you can ctrl + f "3:51". That's when we watch Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam.

Watch the Digital Event for yourself here. Though it's not recommended. (Subsequent Paper Jam coverage not included.)

So... Uh... how did I take the event? Find out below. I'm watching the Digital Event alongside reading Vortex and Kamek's log, which is how we honestly think you guys read these Live Reaction Logs.

Nintendork 13 13 2:57 pm
    okay
    time for Nintendo

 RawkHawk2010 2:57 pm
    so do we just stay quiet while you log?

 breezinabout@msn.com 2:57 pm
    After this you can read our log.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:57 pm
    I thought I was reading your log
    while watching

 RawkHawk2010 2:58 pm
    Yeah do that.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:58 pm
    ok
    The conference is rated E?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:59 pm
    muppet
    Reggie are you ready?
    "My puppet body is ready"
        qaggfggf
    ahhh miyamoto x.x
    Storage Maintenance?
    Rawk: is this gonna be a game?
    wtf furfag
    AHHH
    THAT AIN'T FALCO

 Nintendork 13 13 3:01 pm
    Where is Slippy
    Rawk asks where Krystal is
    "check this out"
    Fox voice-acting!
    Corneria
    This looks like Star Fox 64
    Arwing is a walking bird?
    Drone?
    "Switching to all-range mode!"
    "Do a barrel roll!"
    "Star Fox Zero Holiday 2015"

 Nintendork 13 13 3:03 pm
    Miyamoto having sexual relations with shrines.
    Star Fox shirt.
    Oh, Slippy is in the game.
    Pigma?
    Wot happened to Assault?
    That's the entire reason I even like Assault.
    Freaking Pigma arc.
    Rawk says Pigma just got deformed
    but he kinda exploded
    "Star Fox is a game where you use a control stick, like you'd find on a plane."
    (Or a videogame controller)

 Nintendork 13 13 3:06 pm
    Miyamoto's usage of GamePad seems extremely pointless.
    Only one button to fire "all the weapons"
    (Smartbomb?)
    (Is this like Kid Icarus Uprising?)
    Gyrowing
    Focus on vehicles.
    (So Rawk should like it.)

 Nintendork 13 13 3:08 pm
    Not a remake
    or a sequel?

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:08 pm
    *Snigger*

 Nintendork 13 13 3:08 pm
    So is it a prequel?
    'cause Zero?
    Miyamoto stopped
    Real Reggie.
    Not this freaky Falco stuff.
    10 minutes in already.
    Spent 1/5 on it on Star Fox
    A "theme" we'll see consistently.
    "Transformation"
    (lol Rawk Caitlyn Jenner)
    wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 3:10 pm
    Reggie claims that Super Mari0 Bros. hasn't stood still.
    (wtf is New Super Mari0 Bros. spam?)
    (Curious how the mini-Mari0 montage didn't have a NSMB game shown)
    Reggie claims he'll play and beat our levels.
    (Uh, he obviously sucks at videogames, according to Reggie vs. Hungrybox)
    amiibo being unexpected.
  
    Activision Publishing?
    Is this the 3rd party team-up?
    "2 unexpected guest stars"
    Turbo Charge Donkey Kong and the Barrel Blaster
    featuring Diddy Kong
    "Hammer Slam Bowser and the Clown Cruiser"

 Nintendork 13 13 3:12 pm
    Reggie apparently looks and acts like Bowser.
    (Doug Bowser?)
    woaaah
    Dat base-twisting. O_o
    Weird Rawk caption
    MAGMA BOWSER
    "USE DRYBONES"

 Nintendork 13 13 3:15 pm
    The Legend of Zelda Triforce Heroes?
    whaaaa
    5:16 PM Rawk
    Four Swords with only three dudes?
   
    5:16 PM Rawk
    Well that's a transformation alright
    lol
    wtf Lucky Loungewear Link
    "And show each boss who is boss"
    These bosses don't look very threatening.
    wtf Link pom-poms

 Nintendork 13 13 3:17 pm
    So this game is single-player as well.
    In single player the other characters are dolls.
    Fashion-savvy kingdom.
    (Influence from Splatoon?)
    Online multiplayer.
    ......I wouldn't wanna play this though.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:20 pm
    Hyrule Warriors 3DS
    Same Moon anyway.
    Wind Waker characters to "expand the gameplay"
    ...That's not "expanding the gameplay".
    trailer we've seen

 Nintendork 13 13 3:22 pm
    Rawk is taking a road trip?
    You punk.
    Muppet Iwata deep breathing.
    (Wii Fit sequel?)
    Metroid Prime Federation Force??!?!
    WHAT
    THAT BLAST BALL
    WAS A METROID GAME????
    Damn, Metroid spin-offs don't work well.
    wtf Marth
    Fire Emblem Fates
    (better than "If")
    "YOU ARE MY CHILD NOW"
    so creepy

 Nintendork 13 13 3:24 pm
    (Rawk lacking screenshots I'd say)
    "Kill me if you want... but... do it as yourself" wot
    AHH
    THIS ATLUS CREEPY CROSSOVER
    I FORGOT IT EXISTED
    AND....WAS HAPPY TO FORGET IT.
    Vortex plugging dat .co.uk link
    wtf Chrom
    Sheeda! ^.^
    And Cain
    but like
    who cares about Fire Emblem Cain
    (Herman Cain is where it's at)

 Nintendork 13 13 3:27 pm
    Weird banana Iwata head-shift
    Monolith Soft
    (Xenoblade Chronicles X)
    lots of explosions
    December 4 2015
    wtf Isabelle
    "Everyone, this is Chloe!"
    (dem girl gamers?)
    Beastiality

 Nintendork 13 13 3:29 pm
    AND lesbianism.
    WOAH
    BLACK-SKINNED HUMAN
    I think Isabelle usurped Tom Nook as Animal Crossing mascot.
    wtf AC amiibo festival?
    It's a board game?
    "one amiibo per player"
    woah
    Breaking 4th wall there
    Playing board-game videogame within a videogame

 Nintendork 13 13 3:31 pm
    So people wanted Animal Crossing on Wii U
    so this... is wot they meant?
    People were like "They didn't have all those Wii U models for nothing!"
    Oh hey it's Yoshi's Woolly World. :-)
    Her name is Emi
    I think
    Rawk calls her Rosemary.
    Kamek is on top of a shelf.
    Good, Rawk screenshotted this.
    Dat #Yoshi
    I guess no one knows about the Woolly or Wooly
    Kamek plushie

 Nintendork 13 13 3:34 pm
    Different difficulty expectations.
    (GIANT PIRANHA PLANT)
    I'm a more advanced player. :-)
    I COLLECT ITEMS
    ew mari0 yoshi
    Samus Yoshi looks nothing like Samus.
    POOCHY IS HERE?

 Nintendork 13 13 3:36 pm
    October 16 2015
    Level 5
    #YOKAIWATCH
    Hashtags ruin everything.
    Why would I wanna help the town of Springdale?
    wtf LUig1
    AHHH
    RPG
    TWO MARI0 WORLDS COLLIDE
    WTF IT'S
    M&L
    AND PAPER
    IN ONE THING
    BH GFIOVBH
    TRBGJRDF

 Nintendork 13 13 3:38 pm
    I guess Intelligent Systems is too busy
    so AlphaDream got Paper assets and wanted to apologise for Sticker Star?
    wrd Petey Piranha sticker
    "Tear up your foes!"
    WHAT
    PAPERCRAFT MARI0
    MECHA FIGHT
    MARI0 & LUIG1 PAPER JAM
    SPRING 2016
    AHHH
    wtf Tennis
    THEY'RE GIANT
    ULTRA SMASH
    (Using "Smash" in the title to sell games?)
    Developer story
    MIYAMOTO
    GET AWAY
    Tezuka is a Miyamoto clone now.
    #SuperMarioMaker

p

Well this is nice art.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:41 pm
    At least Miyamoto isn't talking about Paper Jam now.
    He's not gonna interfere it, right?
    'cause it's obviously an apology for Sticker Star's existence?
    You could shoot fireballs from a Lakitu Cloud way before now.
    wtf Wii Fit Trainer
    Costume Mari0
    "we have a lot of these planned"
    IT'S VOICE-ACTED
    OF WII FIT TRAINER

 Nintendork 13 13 3:43 pm
    A booklet?
    NSMB music for some reason.
    Miyamoto acknowledges he's a mean person.
    "Try it if you want to get into game design."
    (Well...)

 Nintendork 13 13 3:45 pm
    Next, Nintendo Treehouse Live begins.
    (Well why aren't we watching that now?!)
    5:47 PM Vortex
    On, uhh, Friday and Saturday?
    Wednesday
    c'mon dude
    Wait, that's it?

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:46 pm
    Honestly, I don't know how you do it.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:46 pm
    The only exciting game was Paper Jam? <_<
    Why is he still talking about plumber-man
    Mari0 claims to be inside all of us.
    How insulting.

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:47 pm
    Just... err, switch off now.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:47 pm
    Wait, there's 3 minutes left!

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:47 pm
    You'll be glad you did.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:47 pm
    30th
    wtf
    who is this little shit
    and that shit
    and this punk
    and this dude
    And this guy

 Nintendork 13 13 3:47 pm
    And this
    oh that looks yummy
    wtf warp pipe shower thing
    Beat-boxing?
    what is this
    I'm terrified
    hold me
    Dogs
    Well, Nintendo isn't winning E3 at this rate.
    Reggie cymbals
    Muppet dancing
    Miyamoto trying to be Mike Huckabee
    and look cool as an older man with a guitar.
    .....It's asking me to share my own idiotic video.
    ......................

 Nintendork 13 13 3:49 pm
    Is this Nintendo's attempt to beat the Shenmue III Kickstarter?
    By advertising a charity?
    .......................................................
    ..........................................................................................................................................
    end

 RawkHawk2010 3:51 pm
    So yeah.

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:51 pm
    They're showing Paper Jam on the Treehouse.

 RawkHawk2010 3:51 pm
    A few weird and highly-amusing surprises
    but overall, I'm livid.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:51 pm
    LET'S GO TO THE TREEHOUSE
    RIGHT NOW

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:51 pm
    Fighting Petey Piranha.

Petey Piranha now in progress.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:51 pm
    C'MON PAPER JAM

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:51 pm
    Or they were...

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:51 pm
    Nope, they still are lol.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:52 pm
    Uh...
    8 damage
    Petey Piranha level 4
    So it looks like it's Paper Mari0-level damage and HP

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:52 pm
    First boss yet again?

 Nintendork 13 13 3:52 pm
    Maybe
    boing and boing
    So...

 RawkHawk2010 3:53 pm
    Well it's good to see PM in something not completely terrible.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:53 pm
    ...Mari0's HP is
    uh

 RawkHawk2010 3:53 pm
    But rest assured,

 Nintendork 13 13 3:53 pm
    different

 RawkHawk2010 3:53 pm
    this could still very well be bad.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:53 pm
    "Copy"?
    Wot's going on
    Explain, dudes.
    Is he Kirby now?

 RawkHawk2010 3:53 pm
    Since Sticker Star was actually a better game than Dream Team, feelings aside.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:53 pm
    what
    I don't believe you. Now I wanna get Dream Team.

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:54 pm
    Paper Mario flutter jumping.

 RawkHawk2010 3:54 pm
    We've been over this.
    Dream Team is a giant tutorial!

Speak of the devil, a tutorial flies in right now!

 Nintendork 13 13 3:54 pm
    Petey looks mad
    Well here's a tutorial right now.

 RawkHawk2010 3:54 pm
    This looks like Dream Team DLC.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:55 pm
    By the way, I told you they wouldn't spend their conference discussing DLC!

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:55 pm
    Shootin' goop.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:55 pm
    "Meatballs"
    - Treehouse
    "Stache Bean"
    Beans are still here?

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:55 pm
    "I hope he made lottsa spaghetti!"

 Nintendork 13 13 3:56 pm
    wtf he got eaten
    So Paper gets two moves a turn?

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:56 pm
    So Paper Mario is now a photocopier apparently.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:56 pm
    ...
    They feel bad about Petey Piranha.
    They don't show the airplane tutorial a second time.
    I dunno, this seems fine.

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:57 pm
    BTW, noticed on the UK Direct this is called "Paper Jam Bros." over here.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:57 pm
    They said AlphaDream is working on it.
    Petey exploding

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:58 pm
    Honestly, I'll take a so-so Paper/M&L game.

 RawkHawk2010 3:58 pm
    As I noted

 Nintendork 13 13 3:58 pm
    Starlow is still here?

 RawkHawk2010 3:58 pm
    Paper Bowser has at least one word of dialogue.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:58 pm
    So it's already better.

 RawkHawk2010 3:58 pm
    Or a "scream"

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:58 pm
    "ROOOOOAR"

 Nintendork 13 13 3:58 pm
    Better than before.
    Wot's this thing.
    Toad Dance Party?
    Is that a Minecraft thing?

 RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
    "Toad Rave"

 RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
    Did you think you were dreaming while watching this trailer?

 Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
    no

 breezinabout@msn.com 3:59 pm
    Charging up!

 Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
    I was thinking

 RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
    I did.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
    Well before they showed it

 RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
    It's fucking absurd.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
    I was wondering
    "When the hell is Nintendo going to show something good?"

 RawkHawk2010 4:00 pm
    btw

 Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
    Ya?

 RawkHawk2010 4:00 pm
    This means, as a character, you can hate Paper Mario less than regular Mario.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
    Because he's a different character?

 RawkHawk2010 4:00 pm
    yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
    Is this how he's gonna get into Super Smash Bros?

 RawkHawk2010 4:00 pm
    And Paper Mario actually befriends some Koopas.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
    Because he's finally confirmed to be different?

 RawkHawk2010 4:00 pm
    And doesn't hate them unconditionally.
    Like the other Mario does.
    Hell,
    Maybe even M&L Mario is his own Mario.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:01 pm
    Mario Multiverse.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
    Is Dr. still the same dude?

 RawkHawk2010 4:01 pm
    This fucks up EoSW.

Speaking of eff'd up?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
    ...yeah.
    This ruins a lot of other things too.
    They're running out of time.
    "Very early next year"
    (February?)

 RawkHawk2010 4:02 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 4:02 pm
    they're breaking

 RawkHawk2010 4:02 pm
    I had my IM window blocking part of the screen
    So I just saw "WE'LL BE BACK IN JU"
    And thought that was "JULY"
    I can't watch Star Fox.
    I'll be sick.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:04 pm
    Well.
    What am I doing with my log and that half-Paper Jam?
    Its own article?

 RawkHawk2010 4:04 pm
    we're not logging everything are we?
    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/krzyPo_6MvE/maxresdefault.jpg

 Nintendork 13 13 4:05 pm
    We logged everything last year. :-P
    We gotta have something from Treehouse at least once a day.
    I see GameCube controllers.

 RawkHawk2010 4:05 pm
    k

 Nintendork 13 13 4:05 pm
    "Take a few minutes to look at the new DLC"

I definitely approve of beating up Pac-Man on-stream. Good job, Ryu.

Ludwig bought the Ryu DLC on Sunday night but never played the game, or any other videogame.
Besides Pokémon Shuffle for this reason.

Will Ludwig go play Super Smash Bros. For Wii U or will he do his KoopaTV duties of keeping up with Treehouse Live? Stay tuned!


There really is more Treehouse Live today, with Super Mario Maker!
That "transformation" thing stood out to Ludwig that he wrote a whole article on it.
Ludwig live-reacted to Nintendo's whole conference just with himself in 2013, too.