KoopaTV's Nintendo World Championships Treehouse Live PRE-SHOW Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - What's with the announcement at the end?! Wow!

Seriously guys, we thought this would be Nintendo Treehouse people babbling endlessly, but this moved on from that pretty quickly for BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS.

YEAH!

I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is himself, Vortex is breezin. Let's go. Seriously. Big announcements.

Nintendork 13 13 5:21 pm
    >_o
  
    So guess we got log in 9 min

 RawkHawk2010 5:22 pm
    yee

 Nintendork 13 13 5:22 pm
    How's our staff attendance?

 RawkHawk2010 5:22 pm
    Dunno how long said log will last.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:22 pm
    http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
    Galaxy music
    oooh
    Zora's Domain music.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:24 pm
    Star Fox with crappy instruments

 RawkHawk2010 5:25 pm
    lol
    I think Star Fox SNES music is underrated.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:25 pm
    Health just commented.
http://koopatv.blogspot.com/2015/06/super-smash-bros-new-content-approaching.html?showComment=1434315566119#c2416610017111563435

 RawkHawk2010 5:25 pm
    That's one thing from SNES I wouldn't mind returning.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:25 pm
    About you.
    You know what I wouldn't mind returning from SNES?
    A good Yoshi game.

 RawkHawk2010 5:26 pm
    Keep in mind I've waited ~7 years for Rare's triumphant return.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:27 pm
    This is
    uh
    3D World stuff?
    The music?

 RawkHawk2010 5:27 pm
    no
    This is from Galaxy 2.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:27 pm
    It's NOT?
    ...oh
   

 RawkHawk2010 5:27 pm
    The Whomp's Fortress remake.
    It's gonna be harder and harder for kids to have a real handle on gaming history as time goes by.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:28 pm
    This isn't a kid thing this is a
    "this has been a thing for decades" thing.
    Especially troublesome because

 Nintendork 13 13 5:28 pm
    YOU KNOW

 RawkHawk2010 5:28 pm
    that's why i said "time"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:29 pm
    SEQUELS ARE THE SAME THING
    Wot's this

 RawkHawk2010 5:29 pm
    fire emblem

 Nintendork 13 13 5:29 pm
    Oh.
    This is from the Lucina/Robin trailer
    "FOR MY FATHER"
    "FALCON PUNCH"
    "oshit it's Robin"
    OH SO SEGUE
    It gets harder as time goes on

 Nintendork 13 13 5:30 pm
    Which is why Nintendo continually does this retro stuff
    There was a dude sleeping in the audience
    Nintendo does retro stuff so people can relive/remember.

 RawkHawk2010 5:31 pm
    why is the volume so low

 Nintendork 13 13 5:31 pm
    This is Zelda music.
    I dunno.
    WIND WAKER
    MARTH WITH A MUSTACHE
    This is the Zelda music from the Skyward Sword music CD.
    From 25th anniversary.
    Is that the same Pikachu dude from last year's invitational?

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:32 pm
    If the volume suddenly shoots up in a bit, Imma lose some eardrums.

 RawkHawk2010 5:32 pm
    I wonder if Raw Meat Cowboy is here.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:32 pm
    Ya.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:32 pm
    Got picture of
    ew that fat freak in Splatoon shirt
    No not that thing but Waluigi-capped dude
    Why is the camera on some other dude's camera?
    And will the pre-show just be looking at the audience?
    (Then I should be taking more screenshots?)

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

 RawkHawk2010 5:34 pm
    Just saw a guy who looked like Mark Osterman from the Zimmerman trial.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:34 pm
    It cut away from the audience to the NWC logo

 Nintendork 13 13 5:35 pm
    Treehouse Live!
    Eric, Morgan, Sam, Audrey
    25 minutes from 25th anniversary
    (clever)
    Is that a Wii U GamePad?
    The contestants still don't know what the tournament actually involves.
    (Of course we don't.)

 RawkHawk2010 5:36 pm
    Does Audrey have false teeth?

Audrey closes her mouth so Rawk doesn't bash her teeth.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:36 pm
    "Testing your gamerness~~~ teeheee~~~~~"
    - Audrey
    "We got a great group. 8 people we invited, and 8 people who actually did something."

 Nintendork 13 13 5:37 pm
    Emphasising that the invited people involve women.
    (Unlike any of the qualifier winners.)

 RawkHawk2010 5:37 pm
    What if The Greg Gutfeld Show cast switched places with these Treehouse people and carried out eachother's roles?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:37 pm
    lol
    "I've been waiting my whole life for this... I am over 25 years old!"
    It's only been 3 minutes since they've started talking.
    "Push them to their gamer limits~" - Audrey

 RawkHawk2010 5:38 pm
    is the whole log
    these people talking

 Nintendork 13 13 5:38 pm
    lol
    I think so.

 RawkHawk2010 5:39 pm
    By the way.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:39 pm
    True E3 coverage brought to you by KoopaTV!

 RawkHawk2010 5:39 pm
    Y'all are lucky I'm feeling merciful at the moment.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:39 pm
    "Are you gonna tell them the games, Eric~"
    "Teehee"

 RawkHawk2010 5:39 pm
    I honestly thought about linking boomburst.wav a few minutes ago.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:39 pm
    >.>
    Yeah, my volume is all the way up
    A TROPHY

The 2,000 pound trophy.

 RawkHawk2010 5:39 pm
    Y'ALL WOULD'VE DIED.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:40 pm
    Apparently the trophy weighs 2,000 pounds

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:40 pm
    You could kill a man with that!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:40 pm
    "The Thinker" statue from Ace Attorney
    Alternatively it's the gold Layton
    from Layton vs. Wright

 RawkHawk2010 5:40 pm
    I wish they'd drop it right now and break Mario's arm.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:41 pm
    "Sneak peek at E3"

 RawkHawk2010 5:41 pm
    Then the rest of the stream could be a trial over who broke it.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:41 pm
    Show off a level of Yoshi's Woolly World
    "You're a snowflake~~~" - Audrey

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:41 pm
    Goodie.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:41 pm
    "Whole new level"

 RawkHawk2010 5:41 pm
    I still call it Yarn Yoshi.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:41 pm
    Why don't they have this at Best Buy
    and not the Mari0 Maker crap?

 RawkHawk2010 5:42 pm
    Not exactly liking this level gimmick.
    Doesn't look like it's...adding anything.
    I'd rather it just be entirely in silhouette ala DKCR.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:42 pm
    "The curtains are a really cool mechanic. Things don't exist if you don't see them on the curtain."
    This is different than DKCR's sihoulettes

 RawkHawk2010 5:43 pm
    Level-specific idle animations?
    Hell eyah.

The Yoshis are scared so much one turned into an egg.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:43 pm
    DKCR's sihoulettes was pure aesthetics

 Nintendork 13 13 5:43 pm
    Here it's actually hiding stuff.

 RawkHawk2010 5:43 pm
    Yeah but does it look fun/
    ?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:44 pm
    I dunno yet.
    But it's interesting.
    "There's a difference between cute, and fun, and easy."

 RawkHawk2010 5:44 pm
    wtf
    It's not just invisible, it doesn't even exist.

Curtain mechanics of non-existence.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:44 pm
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 5:45 pm
    The humans are making Yoshi noises.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:45 pm
    "I'll just be flutter-jumping here...for a minute!"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:45 pm
    "I'm glad you used me as a weapon~"

 RawkHawk2010 5:45 pm
    I still want this game.

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:45 pm
    So you can flutter-jump indefinitely?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:46 pm
    Yes, but you can't maintain your same height.
    Same as other Yoshi games.

 RawkHawk2010 5:46 pm
    Are the yarn vines stealing DK's thunder?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:46 pm
    They wanna switch to Mellow mode.

 RawkHawk2010 5:47 pm
    Wings?!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:47 pm
    Yeah Mellow Mode gives wings.

 RawkHawk2010 5:47 pm
    That's sweat.
    Oh

 Nintendork 13 13 5:47 pm
    ew

 RawkHawk2010 5:47 pm
    I thought they thought the perspiration was "wings"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:47 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 5:47 pm
    See? You just saw the non-existent terrain thing
    be used

 RawkHawk2010 5:47 pm
    No time limit.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:48 pm
    Ya. :-)

 RawkHawk2010 5:48 pm
    Nintendo needs to take notes about how their own employees are relieved such a thing is absent.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:48 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 5:48 pm
    (That's not a crazy wingnut KoopaTV agenda.)

 Nintendork 13 13 5:49 pm
    "I'm not sure how much of this is coming on the feed, but the audio is amazing"
    They realise the audio is reaaaally low here.
    What happens if they're stuck in the, uh, curtain-wall?

 RawkHawk2010 5:49 pm
    You can probably move out but not in.
    Like if you save in the spot where you just Cut down a tree in Pokemon Red/Blue.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:50 pm
    That's always been curious.
    They got the key from another nice puzzle design with the curtains.
    Crouching Yoshi

Look at Yoshi teeter!

 RawkHawk2010 5:51 pm
    What if there was a different idle animation for every single level?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:51 pm
    Their stupid playercam is blocking the door
    Reminds me of Jareditton's TTPO LP where he player cam'd the health.
    Auto-scroll

 RawkHawk2010 5:52 pm
    Why did the Yoshis look like they were in Koopa Klown Kars?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:52 pm
    "Everything's fine..."

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:52 pm
    This turned into a Yoshi massacre.

Goal!

Nintendork 13 13 5:52 pm
    "Everything's moving..."
    lol
    "Special message"
    From one of the developers
    Shigesato Itoi

 Nintendork 13 13 5:54 pm
    Somewhat happy news
    EARTHBOUND BEGINNINGS

 RawkHawk2010 5:54 pm
    juhduihduysgysdgsy

 Nintendork 13 13 5:54 pm
    RELEASING 6/14
    WAIT WHAT

 RawkHawk2010 5:54 pm
    WHAT THE FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 5:54 pm
    WHAT
    WHAT'S GOING ON
    EARTHBOUND BEGINNINGS
    WII U VIRTUAL CONSOLE GAME

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:54 pm
    HOLY MOTHER OF

 Nintendork 13 13 5:54 pm
    "Why is it finally being released now?"
    Is this Mother 1 or what?

 RawkHawk2010 5:54 pm
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 5:55 pm
    "Fans still come together and talk about it"
    "The first one I made was the one releasing now"
    ...Is Mother 1 even playable?

 RawkHawk2010 5:55 pm
    Why the hell is this being announced now

 Nintendork 13 13 5:55 pm
    Are they gonna be releasing MOTHER 3 too?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
    Itoi is talking about when he dies
    someone might still be playing MOTHER
    and it creeps him out.

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:56 pm
    I love how random and downplayed the whole thing is.

"Boing!"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
    "Before EARTHBOUND"
    Rated T

 RawkHawk2010 5:56 pm
    lol the end of that

 Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
    "boiing"

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:56 pm
    It's glorious...

 Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
    Ninten!
    Audience saying "It's Ness!"
    "It's not Ness!"
    Name: Ninten
    "A Hippy drew near!"
    *laughs*
    Lloyd comes from a trash can
    Now they're battling Donkey Kong
    erm
    BigFoot

Poor Lloyd.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
    EarthBound Beginnings
    "Holy Mother of Creation"
    Stickerbrush Symphony music
    I don't have food around me

 RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
    what the fuck, ahahahahaha
    That timing of Stickerbush.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
    "Enjoy the show, folks~"


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