By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Everything you missed from Saturday... today! (On-demand!)We teased to you the grueling Mario Kart 7 time trials that people would have to be experts in to participate in Nintendo's latest huge event: The Nintendo World Championships 2017! Now, there are 8 12-and-under people, 8 13-and-over people, and 8 let's-invite-them people all brought to the Manhattan Center in New York.
Returning champion John Numbers, victor of the Nintendo World Championships of 2015, is among the entrants. Zerk, the champion of the ARMS Open Invitational 2017 Tournament, is also a contestant, along with 22 other people that haven't made prior KoopaTV appearances. Also returning are KoopaTV's set of wonderful live reactors, being myself, Vortexica, and RawkHawk2010.
You can watch the action for yourself in this five hour long video, or you could just read our reaction log. Annotated with pictures! We become attached to and root for (and hate) various competitors throughout the log. Join our journey!
Warning: This is an extremely long log. Putting this together lags my computer, so who knows what it'll be like for you trying to read it.
(4:14:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Are we gonna log the Championships here or Discord?
(4:45:52 PM) Vortexica: Well we're all currently online here, unlike Discord. <_<
(4:48:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, that settles it.
(4:50:50 PM) Vortexica: I hope we won't be having this chat schizophrenia for the next two months.
(4:54:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ....yeah.
(4:57:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I like the Zelda music.
(4:58:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: From the 25th anniversary CD I got with my Skyward Sword. :)
(4:58:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...I think. I don't remember exactly how those were distributed. Did they package every Skyword Sword copy with one of those?
(4:59:11 PM) Vortexica: Huh. I don't remember getting one. <__<
(4:59:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Nah, I must've gotten some bundle thing since I got a gold Wiimote with it (with the Wii Motion PLUS technology embedded).
(4:59:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well you're still the only one to go to a whole live concert of this stuff.
(4:59:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There's a countdown.
(5:00:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Will the music go along with it?
(5:00:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Answer = no
(5:00:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(5:00:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PUNCH-OUT!!
(5:00:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE
(5:00:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...erm, excuse me.
(5:00:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PASS KEY IS 007
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(5:00:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Smash Bros. 4 remix.
(5:01:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Showing off 8 little under-12 twerps, and then 8 above-13 twerps, and then 8 invited people.
(5:01:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Empty seats.
(5:01:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Probably bathroomers)
(5:01:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring host Andrea Rene.
(5:02:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "We've got millions of people watching"
(5:02:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Less than 6,000 people watching on Twitch.
(5:02:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sooooooo Disney XD must really be making up the numbers.
SPEAKING OF NUMBERS, 2015's returning champion, John Numbers.
(5:02:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There's an 8 year old here.
(5:03:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They've got unannounced games tonight.
(5:04:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The only game we know will be in this is Metroid: Samus Returns.
(5:04:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Reggie said it's part of the excitement to not tell the entrants or the viewers what games will be here ahead of time.
(5:04:33 PM) Vortexica: MOTHER 3
(5:05:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jordan Kent (main narrator from E3's ARMS Invitational), AUDREY <333 of Treehouse, and Morgan of Treehouse are narrating.
(5:05:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There's some funky-ass bracket going on.
(5:05:56 PM) Vortexica: Am I the only person in the world who doesn't like the original SMB?
(5:05:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IIRC they had this same kind of set-up in 2015's World Championships.
(5:06:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No, you're not the only person in the world who doesn't like the original SMB.
(5:06:22 PM) Vortexica: Good.
(5:06:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Though, I apparently liked it enough to buy the NES Classic Series SMB copy for the GBA.
(5:06:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So I could play it on my Game Boy Player on my TV.
(5:06:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Which was a terrible idea since it was $20.
(5:07:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And then a few years later the Wii and the Virtual Console came out and they sold it for $5.
(5:07:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So I traded my SMB copy to someone else.
(5:07:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Special video message from Reggie.
(5:07:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I wonder if there will be a terrorism tribute.
(5:07:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He has a Metroid shirt.
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| More accurately, a Samus shirt. Also, it appears that Reggie may have a bodyless Mario plushie in the background? Good for him. |
(5:08:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo Reggie was swearing.
(5:08:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And was being bleeped out by SMB sound effects.
(5:08:45 PM) RawkHawk2010: yo
(5:08:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're hyping up John Numbers. Or Jon Numbers. Forgot his name spelling.
(5:09:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm hyping Audrey <3
(5:09:09 PM) RawkHawk2010: what's up
(5:09:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo get on a stream. <_<
(5:09:21 PM) RawkHawk2010: where
(5:09:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://go.twitch.tv/nintendo
(5:09:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or the YouTube video at nwc.nintendo.com
(5:09:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: STAGE 1 is... three games.
(5:10:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FIRST GAME is...
BREATH OF THE WILD?
(5:10:21 PM) RawkHawk2010: since when is this multiplayer
(5:10:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this gonna be spoilers?
(5:10:40 PM) Vortexica: I sure hope not...
(5:10:44 PM) RawkHawk2010: whoa
(5:10:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Shields up and surfs up"
(5:10:50 PM) RawkHawk2010: THIS SOUNDS COOL
(5:10:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I've still never shield-surfed.
(5:11:04 PM) RawkHawk2010: I shield surfed for like, five minutes straight once.
(5:11:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Competitors must do a time trial of shield surfing.
(5:11:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Down the mountain of Selmie's Spot.
I don't even know if I've ever been to Selmie's Spot.
(5:11:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't remember any of the location names in Breath of the Wild.
(5:11:48 PM) RawkHawk2010: me neither
(5:11:55 PM) RawkHawk2010: I've never heard of Selmie's Spot.
(5:11:59 PM) RawkHawk2010: And I've played 200 hours.
(5:12:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There's two routes: An easy one, or a challenging one with obstacles.
(5:12:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHH 12-SCREEN SPLIT SCREEN
(5:12:54 PM) RawkHawk2010: Oh
(5:12:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: I've been here.
(5:13:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I haven't.
(5:13:09 PM) RawkHawk2010: This is where I mentioned earlier.
(5:13:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "This isn't the stage where you are trying to do something brand new."
Have all the competitors... played Breath of the Wild?
(5:14:07 PM) RawkHawk2010: I hope everyone fucks up.
(5:14:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: That dude looks like Kamek.
(5:14:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "You know I like blocking, Jordan~" - Audrey
(5:14:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This 8 year old looks horrified.
(5:14:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Are we allowed to screenshot the kids?
(5:15:05 PM) RawkHawk2010: Wait.
(5:15:11 PM) RawkHawk2010: I didn't know this was a mini game.
(5:15:16 PM) RawkHawk2010: I just did this for leisure.
(5:15:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh... So you haven't done this?
(5:15:24 PM) Vortexica: WOAH MOOSE
(5:15:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: nope
(5:15:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this better than...uh... wot's the game
(5:15:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Steep?
(5:15:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Ubisoft game?
(5:15:55 PM) Vortexica: Depends how funny the wipe-outs are.
(5:15:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Ausdyn C" doing some tricks AND USING THE PARAGLIDER
(5:16:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Paraglider is faster, isn't it?
(5:16:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What the hell kind of name is "Ausdyn"
(5:16:34 PM) RawkHawk2010: Sounds like a black Austin.
(5:16:45 PM) RawkHawk2010: Or Swiss.
(5:16:55 PM) RawkHawk2010: "John Numbers"
(5:17:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ausdyn is freaking walking.
(5:17:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BAYLEY IS GONNA DIE
(5:17:29 PM) RawkHawk2010: I'm kinda wondering how these people even know where to go.
(5:17:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah there's no map.
(5:17:40 PM) RawkHawk2010: When they start going uphill and shit.
(5:17:45 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(5:17:46 PM) RawkHawk2010: jesus
(5:17:51 PM) RawkHawk2010: these people are awful
(5:17:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THIS GUY IS CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN
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| Ausdyn C. was either walking or climbing, but he for sure wasn't actually shield-surfing. |
(5:18:19 PM) RawkHawk2010: Well, that was more amusing than I predicted.
(5:18:59 PM) Vortexica: "Or you run into a moose".
(5:19:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ausdyn is a white guy.
(5:19:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Zerk is in this. (Guy who won the ARMS tournament at E3) Only scored 7 of 12.
(5:19:32 PM) Vortexica: "Marco R"... ?
(5:19:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: .........!
(5:19:36 PM) Vortexica: Rubio?
(5:19:38 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(5:20:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Maybe they got the shakes out of their thumbs~" - Audrey
(5:22:21 PM) RawkHawk2010: dude barely avoided that moose
(5:22:24 PM) RawkHawk2010: "MOOOOOOOOOSE!"
(5:22:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MOO!
(5:22:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...se.
(5:23:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So there's a clear 2nd group advantage, since the 2nd group saw the first one screw up.
(5:23:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Abe E." is climbing a mountain
(5:23:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: and falls down.
(5:23:50 PM) RawkHawk2010: These people have no concept of how to stamina-conserve while running.
(5:23:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Abe Eincoln?
(5:24:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The whole screen is just watching Abe climb.
(5:24:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "ABE ABE ABE ABE ABE ABE ABE"
(5:24:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "It was a valiant effort." Kid looks like he'll cry.
(5:25:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: you know
(5:25:07 PM) RawkHawk2010: if someone was REALLY good...
(5:25:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: ...they could do that glitch where you Stasis a tree and go bulleting across the map.
(5:25:37 PM) RawkHawk2010: But they may not even give you Stasis for this.
(5:25:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: rip John Numbers 20th place
(5:26:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: Should we root for Rubio?
(5:26:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Marco Rubio in 5th.
(5:26:05 PM) Vortexica: Abe in dead last.
(5:26:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Pft, I'm not rooting for Lil' Marco.
(5:26:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SECOND GAME OF STAGE 1
(5:26:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SMASH
(5:27:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Homerun Contest.
(5:27:06 PM) RawkHawk2010: Well
(5:27:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf they had Bowser as the fallguy in their intro
(5:27:16 PM) RawkHawk2010: I'm okay with this.
(5:27:28 PM) Vortexica: This is gonna be interesting.
(5:27:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm not okay with that!
(5:27:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So do they get to choose their character?
(5:28:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "If you hit a couple of foul balls you get 0"
(5:28:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I forgot Homerun Contest was in Smash 4.
(5:28:35 PM) RawkHawk2010: At least this isn't Smash 4's horrible Target Smash.
(5:28:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jordan says there is a Mrs. Sandbag and "two little beanbags at home"
(5:28:52 PM) RawkHawk2010: "Wyatt A"
(5:28:59 PM) RawkHawk2010: I thought that said Iwata.
(5:29:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Everyone gets to choose their own character.
(5:29:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kyle S didn't even hit the ball.
(5:29:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wyatt A hits freaking 4866.4 feet
(5:29:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: Is Roy supposed to be the best for this?
(5:29:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: While everyone else does something scrubby.
(5:29:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well everyone is picking Ganondorf or Roy in this 4 pack.
(5:30:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Abe E hits 3463.9 with Ganondorf, so Roy is probably best.
(5:30:05 PM) Vortexica: Abe's back in the game.
(5:30:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: People are picking Ganondorf because he's the best in Melee's homerun contest.
(5:30:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YIKES
(5:30:26 PM) Vortexica: WAAAAHHHHHHHH
(5:30:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WHAT THE FUCK
(5:30:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 360Chrism hits over 5800 feet
(5:30:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: With GANONDORF
(5:30:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Okay I guess Ganondorf is the best.
(5:30:52 PM) RawkHawk2010: I can't really remember if that's actually impressive.
(5:31:05 PM) RawkHawk2010: I think I thought 2000 was impressive for me.
(5:31:22 PM) Vortexica: dat wave
(5:31:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.ssbwiki.com/Home-Run_Contest#Smash_4
(5:31:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The world record is held by Roy at 19,411.7 feet.
(5:31:43 PM) RawkHawk2010: .......
(5:31:48 PM) RawkHawk2010: wtf
(5:32:00 PM) Vortexica: More Rosy and Ganons.
(5:32:04 PM) Vortexica: *roys
(5:32:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So I'm guessing it's a risk-reward thing here.
(5:32:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 360Chrism gets 5820.2 ft with Ganondorf again.
(5:32:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So I guess Ganondorf is
(5:32:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: JESUS CHRIST
(5:32:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Asa Butterfield
(5:33:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 7798.5 ft
(5:33:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "sent it across the pond"
(5:33:12 PM) RawkHawk2010: KYLE S SUCKS
(5:33:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Vortex did it land where you're at?
(5:33:34 PM) RawkHawk2010: Kyle S was trying to suck up the sandbag with Dedede.
(5:33:43 PM) Vortexica: I think it landed right outside my house.
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| This is Vortex's house? Why, there's nothing here...! |
(5:33:48 PM) RawkHawk2010: r.i.p. vortex
(5:34:43 PM) RawkHawk2010: metal mario 64 music
(5:34:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Somehow, Kyle S is only in 11th of 12.
(5:34:49 PM) RawkHawk2010: kinda random
(5:34:58 PM) RawkHawk2010: Maybe that's the third contest!
(5:35:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The two Ganondorfs get 0.0.
(5:36:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dan S with Roy 5344 ft.
(5:36:13 PM) RawkHawk2010: I like how one dude ended back up at the character select screen
(5:36:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers up with Ganondorf.
(5:36:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's got...
(5:36:42 PM) Vortexica: Lotta numbers for John Numbers.
(5:36:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 6198.1 feet! (2nd place)
(5:37:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "You gotta keep an eye out for the kids~" - Audrey
(5:37:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That dumb Ausdyn kid from shield-surfing hits 4299.5 ft with Ganondorf.
(5:38:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Emil misses completely.
(5:38:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Tubooron hitting...
(5:38:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YIKES
(5:38:34 PM) Vortexica: HOLY
(5:38:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 8465.8 ft
(5:38:45 PM) RawkHawk2010: How are kids doing this?
(5:38:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bayley up with Bowser
(5:39:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE LITERALLY JUST HAD BOWSER STAND NEXT TO THE BAG
(5:39:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: STOP HUMILIATING MY DAD
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| Ludwig thought that Bayley was a 12 and under little boy, but Bayley is actually the WWE invitee. (And is a woman. The rest of the staff misgenders her in this log, too.) |
(5:39:27 PM) RawkHawk2010: John Numbers did a number.
(5:39:39 PM) RawkHawk2010: Where did that idiom even come from?
(5:39:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't know.
(5:39:48 PM) RawkHawk2010: "He did a number on you."
(5:39:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe it refers to hiring hitmen.
(5:40:37 PM) RawkHawk2010: Audrey barely looks at the camera.
(5:40:51 PM) RawkHawk2010: Then again, no one does.
(5:41:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They might not know where the camera is.
(5:41:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Marco Rubio scored 19/24 (just for game 2)
(5:41:36 PM) RawkHawk2010: Lil Marco got killed.
(5:41:49 PM) RawkHawk2010: plz don't be arms
(5:41:52 PM) RawkHawk2010: plz don't be arms
(5:41:57 PM) RawkHawk2010: plz don't be arms
(5:41:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THIRD GAME OF STAGE 1 IS...
(5:42:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...they're stalling
(5:42:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (They named their lower bracket "The Underground")
(5:42:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THIRD GAME OF STAGE 1 IS
(5:43:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "The great equaliser"
(5:43:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mari0 Party Bowser Revolution?
(5:43:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LOUD SCREAM
(5:43:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Metroid Samus Returns
(5:43:37 PM) RawkHawk2010: well, not ARMS
(5:43:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's a boss fight/escape sequence.
(5:43:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Whatever a Diggernaut is.
(5:43:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Vortex, what is it?
(5:44:16 PM) Vortexica: Erm... a naut that digs?
(5:44:17 PM) RawkHawk2010: Audrey just did a "bwahahaha."
(5:44:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...I thought you knew about this game.
(5:44:31 PM) RawkHawk2010: Maybe it's like an earwig.
(5:44:46 PM) RawkHawk2010: those bugs in Canada that will enter your ears.
(5:44:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I know Audrey, Metroid is your jam."
(5:45:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (She loves the Metroid amiibo)
(5:45:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (And, hey, who doesn't?)
(5:45:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So the Diggernaut is some kind of car wash monster that chases you.
(5:46:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bayley just died right away.
(5:46:05 PM) RawkHawk2010: what's the goal here
(5:46:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: To get to the end.
(5:46:16 PM) RawkHawk2010: Oh
(5:46:23 PM) RawkHawk2010: At first I thought this was on-rails.
(5:46:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You get full credit for the tournament if you do it in under 3 minutes.
(5:46:26 PM) RawkHawk2010: Well
(5:46:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well it kind of is.
(5:46:34 PM) RawkHawk2010: A forced slide-scroller.
(5:46:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause if you don't move you'll get killed.
(5:46:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: Yeah I thought it was like a minecart stage or somethin'
(5:47:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Using that wave beam to mow down some enemies" it's an empty hallway.
(5:47:06 PM) RawkHawk2010: Or Heavy Lobster.
(5:47:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "This isn't the Chozo Snugglebot~" - Audrey
(5:47:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Samus doesn't have a lot of energy." LOW ENERGY
(5:47:46 PM) RawkHawk2010: Does this look fun to y'all?
(5:48:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Anthony and John Numbers are done already.
(5:48:09 PM) Vortexica: Not a fan of chase/escape sequences personally.
(5:48:12 PM) RawkHawk2010: DAN SCAVINO DEAD
(5:48:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AUSDYN KILLED
(5:48:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well Ausdyn probably is getting eliminated from the round.
(5:49:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah I'm not a big fan of chase sequences.
(5:49:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is just a medley of players dying.
(5:49:32 PM) Vortexica: Lotta death here.
(5:49:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Let's see if Zerk learned his lesson"
(5:49:47 PM) Vortexica: Diggernaut don't give a damn.
(5:49:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "And nooooooo!"
(5:50:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jordan Kent is giving tips.
(5:50:44 PM) Vortexica: *Facepalm*
(5:50:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "DAN S YOU GOTTA FINISH YOUR DINNER"
(5:51:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jordan is comparing playing this game to managing your wife and kids.
(5:51:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well... that's not fun, then. <_<
(5:51:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Zerk doesn't finish.
(5:52:23 PM) RawkHawk2010: That was only marginally better than ARMS.
(5:52:42 PM) RawkHawk2010: wait there's more. >.>
(5:53:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, 24 contestants, 12 play at a time.
(5:53:53 PM) Vortexica: Guy on the right talks too quickly.
(5:54:35 PM) RawkHawk2010: Question
(5:54:53 PM) RawkHawk2010: Why below the screen does it say "#PlayPokemon
Go to pokemon.com/live for full coverage of the 2017 Pokémon World Championships!"
(5:54:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: ?
(5:55:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Because they wanna advertise.
(5:55:12 PM) RawkHawk2010: but
(5:55:23 PM) RawkHawk2010: Simultaneously?
(5:55:35 PM) RawkHawk2010: They want people to watch both at once?
(5:55:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, that's happening now too.
(5:57:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Santiago A finishes first of this 4 pack.
(5:57:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: *12
(5:57:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Asa Butterfield is good at games!
(5:58:33 PM) RawkHawk2010: I kept thinking they were saying "heidi ho" instead of "hiding hole"
(5:58:37 PM) Vortexica: Kyle S is terrible.
(5:58:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kyle S had the morph ball chasm right in front of him.
(5:58:56 PM) Vortexica: I'm anti-rooting for him.
(5:58:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And he decided to try to shoot the fire-breathing dude.
(5:59:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This 2nd group is much better.
(5:59:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Overall.
(5:59:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Except for Kyle S and whysosara.
(6:00:13 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol at kyle s
(6:00:22 PM) Vortexica: Just put them out of their misery already.
(6:00:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: whysosara can finish.
(6:00:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kyle S is still at the first one third.
(6:00:43 PM) Vortexica: She won't.
(6:00:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Because he doesn't know how to Bomb Jump.
(6:01:02 PM) RawkHawk2010: kyle s is comically bad
(6:01:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Rawk, even you know how to Bomb Jump, right?
(6:01:14 PM) RawkHawk2010: he doesn't even know how to shoot
(6:01:17 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(6:01:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I'm really curious to see how this leaderboard shakes out"
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| Despite seeing her Mii, we all still think Bayley is a dude. |
(6:01:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(6:02:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kyle S 23/24 for the whole stage.
(6:02:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bayley at 24/24 at 5 points.
(6:02:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 360Chrism at 1st with 65 points.
(6:02:47 PM) RawkHawk2010: I don't even know who "Bayley" is.
(6:02:53 PM) RawkHawk2010: I've NEVER seen him.
(6:02:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's the guy who humiliated Bowser. :(
(6:03:02 PM) Vortexica: I've only seen him die.
(6:03:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(6:03:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Player interview with Ausdyn.
(6:03:36 PM) RawkHawk2010: Columbia
(6:03:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's a tiny kid. Ausdyn is at 18/24 place, meaning he's in the UNDERGROUND elimination,.
(6:03:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Ausdyn C and Dad"
(6:04:02 PM) RawkHawk2010: YouTube is pulling Columbia's mail-order bride advertisements.
(6:04:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Does Dad's last name begin with C, too?
(6:04:15 PM) RawkHawk2010: That's all Columbia has.
(6:04:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I'm having the best time of my life here. Thanks Nintendo for making the best games, and I want to work for you one day."
(6:04:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Then he's doing Nixon peace signs.
(6:04:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(6:04:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DAD
(6:04:45 PM) RawkHawk2010: Mairio Kart
(6:04:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DAD IS SAYING "Mayrio Kart"
(6:05:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: UNDERGROUND Stage 1 game is...
(6:05:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BALLOON FIGHT
(6:05:12 PM) RawkHawk2010: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(6:05:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Balloon Trip mode, which they also had in Nintendo World Championships 2015.
(6:05:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf Bill Trinen
(6:05:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Instead of Morgan.
(6:05:58 PM) RawkHawk2010: Shouldn't Bill be in Puerto Rico?
(6:06:02 PM) RawkHawk2010: Saving the environment?
(6:06:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The top 2 scorers survive this Underground, and the bottom 6 are ELIMINATED.
(6:06:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What if Kyle S. is a savant at Balloon Fight?
(6:06:55 PM) RawkHawk2010: And then it's gonna be ARMS.
(6:07:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, they probably had modern games in the overworld bracket, and retro games in Underground bracket.
(6:07:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Every player gets a certificate.
(6:07:37 PM) RawkHawk2010: Smash 4 isn't retro?
(6:07:41 PM) RawkHawk2010: It's last gen.
(6:07:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Including the two alternate players in case someone gets a heart attack.
(6:07:53 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(6:08:03 PM) RawkHawk2010: There's been a lot of heart attacks lately.
(6:08:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You can tell if someone gets a game over because they go right to the title screen.
(6:08:31 PM) Vortexica: Kyle S dead already. 'cause of course he is.
(6:08:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dammit these guys suck at Balloon Fight.
(6:08:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I have a lot of Balloon Fight experience. Hours worth.
(6:08:58 PM) RawkHawk2010: I like Nintendo Land Balloon Fight.
(6:09:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "ZERK collecting a lot of balloons like he's at the zoo!"
(6:09:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Do they have balloons at zoos?
(6:10:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: speaking of a medley of deaths
(6:10:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: People need to be playing for survival.
(6:10:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 30 sec left.
(6:10:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "LOOK AT THE FINESSE, THE MOVEMENT, THE ABILITY..." zaaap
(6:11:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Emil has weird cheeks.
(6:11:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Like a Cheep Cheep.
(6:11:35 PM) RawkHawk2010: Why did that dude's headphones look like a pistol was in it?
(6:11:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bill Trinen trying not to laugh.
(6:12:22 PM) RawkHawk2010: What if there was a mass-shooting?
(6:12:25 PM) Vortexica: A pistol?
(6:12:29 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(6:12:44 PM) Vortexica: Is this like when you thought the ARMS guy had a petrol can?
(6:12:59 PM) RawkHawk2010: THAT WAS SCARY DAMMIT
(6:13:24 PM) RawkHawk2010: (readers: never hold a microphone with red boxing gloves.)
(6:13:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WHAT
(6:13:27 PM) Vortexica: WHAT
(6:13:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: KYLE S HAD THE BEST SCORE
(6:13:29 PM) Vortexica: NO
(6:13:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SO HE MOVES ON
(6:13:35 PM) Vortexica: HOW
(6:13:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Emil moves on too.
(6:13:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Zerk is eliminated.
Bayley had the absolute worst score.
(6:14:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He also had the worst score of Stage 1.
(6:14:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So Bayley is the ultimate loser.
(6:14:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So Zerk's ARMS skill didn't bring him far enough.
(6:14:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mr. Yabuki must have broken his spirit.
(6:14:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(6:14:55 PM) RawkHawk2010: Eric from Treehouse?
(6:14:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: Who?
(6:15:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Audrey is off commentary and replaced by Eric.
(6:15:08 PM) RawkHawk2010: Was this dude at E3?
(6:15:10 PM) Vortexica: I've never seen this guy.
(6:15:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.
(6:15:20 PM) RawkHawk2010: He was probably doing ARMS.
(6:15:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's not new. <_<
(6:15:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: STAGE 2
(6:15:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Super Smash Bros For Wii U
(6:15:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S AN 8 PLAYER SMASH
(6:15:54 PM) RawkHawk2010: ITEMS
(6:15:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring items.
(6:15:57 PM) RawkHawk2010: yay
(6:16:07 PM) RawkHawk2010: I'm a fan of Smash with Items.
(6:16:13 PM) RawkHawk2010: I'm not a fan of Smash with no Items.
(6:16:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 6-minute match, items on. Top 6 move on to the next stage, and bottom 2 go to the Underground.
(6:16:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TIME MATCHES SUCK
(6:16:35 PM) RawkHawk2010: Not that I want the series to continue.
(6:17:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "A lot of people are very familiar with 1 v 1, Fox only, Final Destination." - Jordan Kent
Crowd erupted.
(6:17:13 PM) RawkHawk2010: ick
(6:17:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Smash Balls in this.
(6:17:45 PM) RawkHawk2010: I remember that Mega Man Final Smash from that one tournament.
(6:17:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, the Smash Invitational.
(6:17:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: the one that was like the wombo combo 2.0
(6:18:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That featured a fan vote for who could move onto the next round, and the fans voted for Mega Man even though he kept losing.
(6:18:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Mega Man was played by HugS)
(6:19:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LEt's see
(6:19:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT BEGINS
(6:19:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Pikachu, Cloud, Bowser, Peach, Pikachu, Falcon, Rosalina, Falcon.
(6:19:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Marco Rubio playing as Falcon.
(6:19:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bowser played by Wyatt A. NOOO
(6:19:34 PM) RawkHawk2010: r.i.p. bowser
(6:19:38 PM) Vortexica: lol
(6:19:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That Tubooron (Cloud) got the first KO on King Dad. :(
(6:19:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Why are they trying to commentate this
(6:20:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TUBOORON GOT A TIMER
(6:20:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AND HE'S JUST KILLING BOWSER
(6:20:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SPECIFICALLY
(6:20:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BOWSER JUST KILLED HIMSELF
(6:20:33 PM) RawkHawk2010: bowser is getting so screwed
(6:20:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BY DOWN-AIRING OFF THE STAGE
(6:20:42 PM) RawkHawk2010: Bowser needs a Revolution.
(6:20:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WHY DOES EVERY APPEARANCE OF BOWSER IN THIS TOURNAMENT HAVE TO BE HUMILIATING?
(6:21:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh shit Bowser just got 2 KOs
(6:21:22 PM) RawkHawk2010: I can't take my eyes off Bowser.
(6:21:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Same
(6:21:28 PM) Vortexica: Ditto.
(6:21:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CLOUD JUST KO'D BOWSER AGAIN
(6:21:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's three times.
(6:21:53 PM) RawkHawk2010: Bowser needs to get the hell away from the edge of the stage.
(6:21:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CAPTAIN FALCON KNEE'D THE SMASH BALL and missed
(6:22:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: k eyes back to Bowser
(6:22:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bowser getting beat up by Luma.
(6:22:54 PM) RawkHawk2010: What the hell just happened to him?
(6:22:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Tubooron apparently won the San Diego Comic Con tournament.
(6:23:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The commentators are only caring about Bowser too.
(6:23:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YES
(6:23:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BOWSER KO'D CLOUD
(6:23:59 PM) RawkHawk2010: Bowser actually isn't doing terrible now.
(6:24:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bowser getting a bunch of KOs just Ground Pounding people.
(6:24:05 PM) RawkHawk2010: THE DRUMSTICK OF ALL THE ITEMS
(6:24:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Captain Falcon gets another Smash Ball
(6:24:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: KOs Falco with it.
(6:24:39 PM) Vortexica: Just don't die again Bowser.
(6:24:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: KO CLOUD
(6:24:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SHIT KING BOWSER GOT FALCON PUNCHED
(6:25:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bowser down-bs off the stage
(6:25:10 PM) RawkHawk2010: WHAT IS WRONG WITH BOWSER
(6:25:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cloud gets 1st place
(6:25:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BOWSER GOT 2ND PLACE
(6:25:14 PM) RawkHawk2010: ............
(6:25:17 PM) RawkHawk2010: WHAT?
(6:25:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: +7 Cloud
(6:25:19 PM) RawkHawk2010: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
(6:25:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: +2 Bowser
(6:25:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, I'm fine with this.
(6:25:30 PM) RawkHawk2010: I guess Bowser killed more dudes than I thought.
(6:25:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bowser killed 8 dudes.
(6:25:36 PM) Vortexica: Not bad.
(6:25:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cloud killed 10.
(6:25:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Marco Rubio got KO'd 7 times.
(6:25:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: As did Captain Falcon.
(6:26:04 PM) Vortexica: Don't worry about it Lil' Marco.
(6:26:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...I just said that like Marco Rubio was a character in the game.
(6:26:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So are we rooting for Wyatt A. then?
(6:27:04 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(6:27:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dan Scavino (Peach) also got 2nd place.
(6:27:48 PM) RawkHawk2010: uhhhhh
(6:27:52 PM) RawkHawk2010: Canada is "overseas"?
(6:27:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dan is a Splatoon pro.
(6:27:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(6:28:04 PM) RawkHawk2010: The Great Lakes, I guess.
(6:28:24 PM) RawkHawk2010: Mexico is overWALL.
(6:28:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, if I were playing this
(6:29:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'd pick either Jigglypuff or Lucario.
(6:29:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And just avoid dying.
(6:29:24 PM) RawkHawk2010: I'd be Jigg.
(6:29:33 PM) RawkHawk2010: Or Bayonetta and Witch Time spam.
(6:29:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Since you move on if you're in the top 6.
(6:29:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So whoever is getting beat up the most will be in the bottom 2.
(6:29:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh yeah you could totally play as Corrin.
(6:30:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Roy, King Dedede, Ganondorf, Bayonetta, MARI0, Shulk, Little Mac, Link.
(6:30:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WHY WOULD YOU PICK LITTLE MAC
(6:30:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE LITTLE MAC PLAYER KEEPS JUMPING
(6:30:35 PM) RawkHawk2010: who are we rooting for?
(6:30:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Not Steven G (Mari0)
(6:30:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm rooting for Santiago A (Mac)
(6:30:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but he just died
(6:30:58 PM) RawkHawk2010: i'm rooting for bayonetta
(6:31:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mari0 just got wrecked by Mac.
(6:31:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bayonetta Final Smash.
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| I don't know why Rawk put this screenshot here. What, has he never seen Bayonetta's Final Smash before? |
(6:31:39 PM) Vortexica: Kyle W and Kyle H... So there are three Kyles in this competition?
(6:31:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ya
(6:31:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mac just killed himself at 16%
(6:32:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Okay I'm not rooting for him he's an idiot.
(6:32:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mac just died again at 7%
(6:32:26 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(6:32:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mac just side-b'd off the stage
(6:32:42 PM) RawkHawk2010: Did he just call banana peels "flowers"?
(6:32:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He lost 3 stocks in half a minute.
(6:33:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mac lost another life.
(6:33:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mac keeps spamming Up-B as an attack.
(6:34:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mac died again
(6:34:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And again
(6:34:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MAC GOT A PITY FINAL SMASH
(6:34:20 PM) RawkHawk2010: giga mac
(6:34:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BECAUSE HE'S DOING SO BADLY
(6:34:25 PM) Vortexica: Good grief.
(6:34:27 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(6:34:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We need to send Santiago A Trayon Tyson's Punch-Out!!.
(6:34:53 PM) RawkHawk2010: rofl
(6:34:58 PM) RawkHawk2010: mac killed by the funnel
(6:35:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I wonder who would win in a match of Santiago A vs. Reggie.
(6:35:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mac got KO'd by Daybreak.
(6:35:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 5 seconds
(6:35:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: will Mac lost a stock
(6:35:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: nope
(6:36:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Shulk (John Numbers) wins!
(6:36:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mac in 4TH PLACE!
(6:36:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MARI0 GOT IN 7TH
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| With John Numbers absolutely dominating Super Smash Bros. For Wii U, is he a lock to win the tournament again? |
(6:36:14 PM) RawkHawk2010: well
(6:36:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YES
(6:36:21 PM) RawkHawk2010: that's surprising
(6:36:24 PM) Vortexica: Wow.
(6:36:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: M ARI0 GOT 0 KOS
(6:36:40 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(6:37:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Underground Stage 2: Kyle S, Emil P, Yellowkillerbee, Abe E, Steven G, and Kyle H
(6:37:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kyle H's Mii is Bobby Hill.
(6:38:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The game for Underground Stage 2 is....
(6:38:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: the hell
(6:38:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bird & Beans?
(6:38:48 PM) Vortexica: Um...
(6:38:49 PM) RawkHawk2010: LOL
(6:38:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: From Game Boy Advance 2003.
(6:38:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The hell is this game?
(6:39:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: Am I the only one of us whose played this?
(6:39:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this from WarioWare?
(6:39:04 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(6:39:12 PM) RawkHawk2010: And then it got made into its own game.
(6:39:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...well you're still the only one who has played it.
(6:39:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I recognise the bird from reading about Warioware on Wikis.
(6:39:43 PM) RawkHawk2010: This is kind of like picking It's Mr. Pants!.
(6:40:22 PM) RawkHawk2010: super pyoro
(6:40:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh hey Audrey is back replacing Eric.
(6:41:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bill Trinen keeps nodding at the camera.
(6:41:29 PM) Vortexica: I like how it's just "bird" and beans, and not "birds".
(6:41:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Some audience members claim to have played this.
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| Have any of KoopaTV's readers played this game? ...Or will you? |
(6:41:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Have you actually played the game, or just WarioWare?
(6:42:00 PM) RawkHawk2010: "the soundtrack to this game is phonominal"
(6:42:04 PM) RawkHawk2010: yeah dunno about that
(6:42:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I like it so far.
(6:42:21 PM) RawkHawk2010: And I played it through WarioWare.
(6:42:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is it the same thing as this?
(6:42:32 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(6:42:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: How much did Nintendo charge for this?
(6:43:23 PM) RawkHawk2010: This was DSiWare.
(6:43:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They said it was GBA. :(
(6:43:50 PM) RawkHawk2010: Then it's either through WarioWare or Japanese, hell if I know.
(6:44:05 PM) RawkHawk2010: What the hell are the players holding?
(6:44:09 PM) RawkHawk2010: GBAs?
(6:44:20 PM) RawkHawk2010: Emulators?
(6:44:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't know.
(6:44:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That was a DS.
(6:44:53 PM) RawkHawk2010: okay then yeah
(6:45:01 PM) Vortexica: They should do a cross-over: Angry Birds and Beans.
(6:45:08 PM) RawkHawk2010: these players look exhausted
(6:45:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: *Bird & Beans
(6:45:51 PM) RawkHawk2010: What if Trump was here?
(6:46:22 PM) Vortexica: As a competitor?
(6:46:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or a commentator?
(6:46:35 PM) RawkHawk2010: Commentator.
(6:46:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Emil and Yellowkillerbee advance.
(6:46:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kyle S is OUT OF THE TOUR
(6:46:50 PM) Vortexica: Finally.
(6:47:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: "Bird & Bean, big league."
(6:47:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Who do we anti-root for now?
(6:47:44 PM) Vortexica: When does this end?
(6:47:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: who knows
(6:47:52 PM) Vortexica: >__>
(6:47:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: Next game should be Cycling Road.
(6:48:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "We have MUCH more games to play."
(6:48:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Time for Stage 3!
(6:48:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: the hell is this
(6:48:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mari0 Kart 8 Deluxe
(6:48:33 PM) Vortexica: Oooh.
(6:48:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...close enough to Cycling Road.
(6:48:38 PM) RawkHawk2010: meh mario
(6:48:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...the hell is Cycling Road?
(6:48:45 PM) Vortexica: LUDWIG
(6:48:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wot
(6:48:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh yeah I'm in this game.
(6:49:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: Cycling Road is outside Celadon City dude.
(6:49:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yo that ain't a game.
(6:49:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought that was some Excitebike kinda thing.
(6:49:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 12 player race.
(6:49:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 2 races, 50cc Mount Wario, 200cc Electrodrome. 12 player race.
(6:49:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Top 8 advance, bottom 4 get Underground'd.
(6:49:47 PM) RawkHawk2010: oh yeah
(6:49:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: we should've seen this coming cuz of 12-dude races
(6:50:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.
(6:50:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Reminder that the qualifier to get in this tournament was playing Kart 7.
(6:50:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So in competitive Kart, everyone just plays as Morton.
(6:50:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So I don't think we'll see me.
(6:52:08 PM) RawkHawk2010: "hanging back out in the friend zone"?
(6:52:17 PM) RawkHawk2010: that's what he calls 12th place?
(6:52:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So if 50CC is all about item management, then is this race just RNG?
(6:52:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(6:52:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LEt's see
(6:53:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dry Bones, DK
(6:53:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Roy
(6:53:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Morton
(6:53:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dry Bowser
(6:53:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Inkling?
(6:53:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Peach
(6:53:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Multiple Luig1
(6:53:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Shy Guy
(6:53:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Santiago A playing as PUrple Yoshi.
(6:53:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kyle W is playing as Donkey Kong and is in 1st place.
(6:53:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Where is Wyatt A?!
(6:54:00 PM) RawkHawk2010: ludwig, i played mario kart with you a total of one time and never again
(6:54:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.
(6:54:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot of it? <_<
(6:54:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm not a fan of this game. >_>
(6:54:19 PM) RawkHawk2010: it's weird to reflect on
(6:54:31 PM) RawkHawk2010: well we're talking about mario kart wii
(6:54:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We played Kart 8 once.
(6:54:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: For Zimmerman Kart.
(6:54:47 PM) RawkHawk2010: .....
(6:54:48 PM) RawkHawk2010: oh
(6:54:57 PM) RawkHawk2010: and we played Wii once.
(6:55:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kyle W wins!
(6:55:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Santiago A 2nd place
(6:55:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 360Chrism a miserable 10th
(6:55:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Marco Rubio 8th, Wyatt A 9th, Asa is in 12th.
(6:55:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Asa got last?!
(6:56:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's supposed to be the big speedrunner.
(6:56:55 PM) RawkHawk2010: this has little thrill when half the games are losers trying to get back into the tournament.
(6:57:12 PM) RawkHawk2010: this could never end.
(6:57:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...no, it'll end. <_<
(6:57:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They eliminate 4 dudes at a time in the Underground.
(6:59:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That blonde commentator reminds me of Kat Timpf.
(6:59:18 PM) RawkHawk2010: i was thinking that
(6:59:24 PM) RawkHawk2010: but i think only because of bowser
(6:59:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Marco Rubio in last.
(7:00:15 PM) Vortexica: He'll never get the nomination now.
(7:00:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wyatt still in top 4.
(7:00:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...not anymore.
(7:01:09 PM) RawkHawk2010: poor dry bones
(7:01:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(7:01:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wyatt in LAST PLACE
(7:01:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Marco Rubio in 11th
(7:01:26 PM) RawkHawk2010: Was Wyatt Bowser?
(7:01:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.
(7:01:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We said we'd root for Wyatt.
(7:02:26 PM) RawkHawk2010: guys
(7:02:32 PM) RawkHawk2010: https://i.imgur.com/gUGq9lq.jpg
(7:02:40 PM) RawkHawk2010: ^ that's outside the championship
(7:02:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(7:02:48 PM) RawkHawk2010: that's happening right now
(7:02:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ash Ketchum got arrested?
(7:03:02 PM) RawkHawk2010: that's what it looks like
(7:03:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Serves him right.
(7:03:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: fuck
(7:03:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wyatt in the Underground.
(7:03:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Marco Rubio barely avoids Underground.
(7:03:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Emil, Yellowkillerbee, Dan Scavino, 360Chrism, Asa Butterfield, and Wyatt A in the Underground.
That's a SCARY lower bracket.
(7:04:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause 360Chrism and Asa are really good.
(7:04:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're saying Baby Park 200cc was a tiebreaker of a tiebreaker.
(7:04:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh.
(7:04:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THAT'S Bayley.
(7:04:58 PM) RawkHawk2010: I thought Bayley was a dude.
(7:05:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bayley is the WWE Superstar celeb.
(7:05:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Me too.
(7:05:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...WAIT THAT BITCH WAS THE ONE WHO HUMILIATED BOWSER
(7:05:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FUCK HER
(7:05:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "It was an honor to represent WWE"
(7:05:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YOU REPRESENTED WWE BY HUMILIATING KING KOOPA.
(7:05:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IS THAT WHAT WWE'S VALUES ARE?
(7:05:40 PM) RawkHawk2010: she reminds me of Katrina Pierson.
(7:06:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Asa talking like Vortex.
(7:06:06 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(7:06:11 PM) Vortexica: lol, looks a bit like me too.
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| Asa Butterfield is also from the United Kingdom. He's an actor. ..And he's 20? |
(7:06:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(7:06:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A younger version of you.
(7:06:19 PM) RawkHawk2010: wtf
(7:06:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHJ
(7:06:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DONKEYGFKLF
(7:06:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DONKEY KONG COUNTRY RETURNS
(7:06:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dat ain't retro
(7:06:31 PM) RawkHawk2010: YES IT IS
(7:06:36 PM) RawkHawk2010: IT'S TOTALLY RETRO
(7:06:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "It's time for a different type of kart race... A MINE CART."
(7:06:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S FROM 2010
(7:06:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THAT'S NOT RETRO
(7:06:57 PM) RawkHawk2010: the joke <---
(7:06:59 PM) RawkHawk2010: your head
(7:07:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well you're saying the GameCube is re-..
(7:07:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh
(7:07:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Retro Studios
(7:07:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...'kay. >>
(7:07:15 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(7:07:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Level 4-3: Bombs Away
(7:07:22 PM) RawkHawk2010: Oh shit.
(7:07:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fastest time.
(7:07:30 PM) RawkHawk2010: This is one of the best levels in the game.
(7:07:42 PM) RawkHawk2010: With some of the best music.
(7:07:59 PM) RawkHawk2010: Actual good music!
(7:08:03 PM) RawkHawk2010: When has that happened thus far?
(7:08:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I liked the Bird and Beans music.
(7:08:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YOU CAN DO IT WYATT
(7:08:55 PM) RawkHawk2010: LOL
(7:08:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Everyone dies at once
(7:09:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Everyone keeps dying so we can't listen to the music.
(7:09:21 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(7:09:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Since you're against Sonic Mania interrupting the music for invincibility, are you against DK interrupting the music for dying?
(7:09:46 PM) Vortexica: I'll be impressed if Emil can survive the Underground again.
(7:09:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or is listening to the music an incentive to play well?
(7:09:57 PM) RawkHawk2010: Well this is hard.
(7:10:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Have you time-attack'd this?
(7:10:13 PM) RawkHawk2010: These people dunno how too crouch.
(7:10:16 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(7:10:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Me too.
(7:10:22 PM) RawkHawk2010: There's one hard part.
(7:10:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: And it ain't this.
(7:10:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(7:10:35 PM) RawkHawk2010: It's something post-Professor Chops.
(7:10:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There is no Chops in time attack.
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| Well, here's Ludwig being wrong. (See Professor Chops/Checkpoink/the checkpoint pig/tutorial pig in the top left.) |
(7:10:54 PM) RawkHawk2010: But he just said there were checkpoints.
(7:11:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: How does that work with time attack? <_<
(7:11:20 PM) RawkHawk2010: this is why DKCR's time attack mode was awful
(7:11:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It saves your bad time?
(7:11:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(7:11:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah that's bad.
(7:11:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that the hard part?
(7:12:09 PM) RawkHawk2010: this
(7:12:17 PM) Vortexica: lol
(7:12:21 PM) RawkHawk2010: I hope SOMEONE finishes.
(7:12:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE CROUCHED
(7:12:55 PM) RawkHawk2010: people need to learn to stay ducked.
(7:13:06 PM) RawkHawk2010: i'm pretty sure there's no reason not to
(7:13:33 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(7:13:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: rip
(7:13:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: COME ON WYATT
(7:13:40 PM) RawkHawk2010: Dan S have no clue what to do.
(7:13:43 PM) RawkHawk2010: had*
(7:13:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: *has
(7:14:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wyatt A just got past the checkpoint.
(7:14:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHH
(7:14:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 360CHRISM
(7:14:19 PM) RawkHawk2010: LOL
(7:14:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO JUMP
(7:14:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TO THE BARREL but he did it
(7:14:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: To be honest
(7:14:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I had the same problem he had.
(7:15:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We had only ONE player get to the end.
(7:15:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So we have a 5-way tie of losers.
(7:15:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But TWO people need to advance.
(7:15:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SUDDEN DEATH
(7:15:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: you get one life.
(7:15:30 PM) RawkHawk2010: did the first place dude secure his position?
(7:15:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Whomever gets the furthest wins.
(7:15:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.
(7:15:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sudden death of five guys.
So 360Chrism advances. Let's hope Wyatt A. does, too.
(7:16:03 PM) RawkHawk2010: that girl reminded me of Kellyanne Conway.
(7:16:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or maybe Emil will advance as someone who has survived in every Underground round.
(7:16:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or mini-Vortex. (Asa)
(7:16:29 PM) Vortexica: Go Asa!
(7:16:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "You can peel the tension like a banana."
(7:16:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: GO WYATT
(7:16:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Same level.
(7:17:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ASA IS OUT
(7:17:03 PM) Vortexica: FIRST TO DIE
(7:17:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DUCK
(7:17:07 PM) Vortexica: YOU LOSER
(7:17:15 PM) Vortexica: BOOOO
(7:17:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NOO
(7:17:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WYATT DIDN'T JUMP
(7:17:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YELLOWKILLERBEE OUT
(7:17:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Emil vs. Da Scavino
(7:17:32 PM) Vortexica: Our favourites suck!
(7:17:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah that's why they're our favourites.
(7:17:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're both past the Checkpoint.
(7:18:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EMIL DIES
(7:18:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dan Scavino passes on!
(7:18:29 PM) Vortexica: Wow, Emil. So close to advancing a third time.
(7:18:54 PM) RawkHawk2010: What if Ace Attorney is here?
(7:18:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Now we have 8 people in the upper bracket (including John Numbers) and 2 in the Underground.
(7:19:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Would that just be button mashing?
(7:19:37 PM) RawkHawk2010: Well, you'd have to avoid penalties.
(7:19:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: STAGE 4
(7:19:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: OH I thought my feed was buffering.
(7:19:56 PM) Vortexica: Yeah, me too.
(7:19:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but their screen froze
(7:20:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: or something.
(7:20:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(7:20:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CAPPY HATS IN THE AUDIENCE
(7:20:26 PM) RawkHawk2010: I screencapped that.
(7:20:39 PM) RawkHawk2010: Who was it? Shinzo? Dennis Rodman?
(7:21:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Eric also goes by "Smitty"
(7:21:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause I'm pretty sure his name is Erick Smith.
(7:21:15 PM) RawkHawk2010: SMITBG
(7:21:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SHORT BREAK
(7:21:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: k good I need to refill my milk
(7:21:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WHAT
(7:21:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE BREAK ENDED
(7:21:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO LEAVE MY CHAIR
(7:21:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH SPLATOON
(7:21:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 2
(7:21:59 PM) RawkHawk2010: bbl
(7:22:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wait what
(7:22:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're teams
(7:22:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...so...
(7:22:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...It's 4 vs. 4 teams.
(7:22:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...That's gotta suck, then, because your tournament life depends on your competitors on your team not being dumb.
(7:23:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or, your own team might sabotage you.
(7:23:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: If they really want you in the underground.
(7:23:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is a best of 3 Tower Control.
(7:24:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Eric Smitty controlling the spectator mode.
(7:26:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I wanna know what clothes Nintendo has set up for players.
(7:29:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (They're still talking)
(7:30:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Are you Team Vampire or Team Werewolf?"
(7:30:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Plugging Splatfests.
(7:30:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Readers: I'm still thinking about it, but probably vampire)
(7:31:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're re-debating Team Ketchup vs. Team Mayo.
(7:31:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bramble Blast music.
(7:33:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot if the championship round is ARMS?
(7:33:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're FINALLY starting Splatoon 2.
(7:33:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Green vs. Purple.
(7:33:54 PM) RawkHawk2010: There was Bramble Blast music?
(7:33:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.
(7:33:58 PM) RawkHawk2010: The original from DKC2?
(7:34:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No, the Brawl one.
(7:34:06 PM) RawkHawk2010: oh
(7:34:12 PM) RawkHawk2010: bbl
(7:34:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kyle W, Tubooron, Marco Rubio, and Santiago A on Team Green.
(7:34:37 PM) Vortexica: Rooting for Team Green.
(7:34:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G, Jeff B, John Numbers, and Cole G on Purple.
(7:34:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Jeff Bezos?
(7:34:51 PM) Vortexica: Even though I like purple as a colour more.
(7:34:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, rooting for Green.
(7:35:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers is the only got with name recognition on Purple.
(7:35:21 PM) Vortexica: Yeah, was just thinking that.
(7:35:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Like, I didn't know Jeff Bezos was in this competition.
(7:36:02 PM) Vortexica: I only know Cole G as the Dedede player.
(7:36:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Who the hell is Thomas G though?
(7:37:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Everyone keeps squidbagging and getting splatted while doing so.
(7:37:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jeff Bezos lets his team down.
(7:37:46 PM) Vortexica: Jeff Bozo.
(7:38:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PURPLE GOING FOR WIN
(7:38:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PURPLE LEAD CHANGE
(7:38:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 10 seconds left
(7:38:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PURPLE WINS
(7:38:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers posing.
(7:38:56 PM) Vortexica: lol, did he swear?
(7:39:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(7:39:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We'll never know.
(7:39:09 PM) Vortexica: He was getting told off.
(7:39:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're playing with Pro Controllers BTW.
(7:39:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Game 2!
(7:39:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Teal vs. Purple... we'll go with Green. It's easier to say."
(7:40:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Purple from Game 1 is still Purple.
(7:40:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You shouldn't use the missiles when you're ON the tower.
(7:41:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You're supposed to use the missiles to blow up people who are on the tower.
(7:41:21 PM) RawkHawk2010: back
(7:41:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Team Green has a big lead right now.
(7:41:24 PM) RawkHawk2010: when does splatoon end
(7:41:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: In 3 minutes or 8.
(7:41:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or less.
(7:42:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: KYle W is squidbagging instead of inking territory.
(7:44:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Team Purple going for last half minute attempt to comeback.
(7:44:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Since Team Green never lost their lead.
(7:44:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But Team Green has the tower.
(7:44:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So...
(7:44:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Team Green wins!
(7:44:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Third game time.
(7:45:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Marco Rubio was the MVP according to the commentary.
(7:46:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Team Green is still Team Green.
(7:46:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Team Purple recoloured to Team Orange.
(7:46:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Because I guess Purple wasn't doing it for them.
(7:46:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Team Green early lead.
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| Team Orange is going to make a comeback soon. But will it be enough to win? |
(7:48:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LEAD CHANGE
(7:48:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Marco Rubio stopping the bleeding.
(7:49:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 1:30 left
(7:49:27 PM) Vortexica: "We have to dispel this myth that Team Green doesn't know what they're doing. They know exactly what they're doing!"
(7:49:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(7:49:50 PM) RawkHawk2010: y'all lemme know when splatoon is up.
(7:50:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You're gonna hate when ARMS is the final game.
(7:50:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (...I will too)
(7:50:20 PM) RawkHawk2010: there's no way it won't be
(7:50:20 PM) Vortexica: I will just go to bed if that happens.
(7:50:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 8 seconds left
(7:50:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Team Green trying to make a comeback
(7:50:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: OVERTIME
(7:50:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: GAME!
(7:51:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Team Green failed.
(7:51:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: JOHN NUMBERS STILL IN THE OVERWORLD
(7:52:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Along with Jeff Bezos, Thomas G, and Cole G.
(7:53:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kyle W, Santiago A, Tubooron, Marco Rubio, Dan Scavino,360Chrism in UNDERGROUND
(7:53:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AT
(7:53:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TADFUR
(7:54:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TETRIS
(7:54:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE TETRIS MUSIC
(7:54:18 PM) Vortexica: Do-do-do-do-do.
(7:54:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Audrey returns.
(7:54:34 PM) RawkHawk2010: this ain't nintendo is it?
(7:54:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Nintendo published it.
(7:54:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The legal version.
(7:54:44 PM) RawkHawk2010: Really?
(7:54:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, on Game Boy.
(7:55:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Nintendo also composed the Tetris music.
(7:55:07 PM) RawkHawk2010: oh, i thought the russians developed and republished it.
(7:55:09 PM) RawkHawk2010: news to me
(7:55:21 PM) RawkHawk2010: Tanaka composed it, whoa.
(7:55:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ya.
(7:55:44 PM) RawkHawk2010: I assume the music was still licensed for Smash, right?
(7:55:48 PM) RawkHawk2010: Does Nintendo own the music?
(7:56:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I assume so.
(7:56:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (HEY, JORDAN KENT. FACTORIALS do NOT involve DIVISION!)
(7:56:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (DIVISION! is not meant to be blasphemed like that!)
(7:56:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Repent, sinner!)
(7:57:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: By the way I'm terrible at Tetris.
(7:57:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BEGIN
(7:58:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Everybody loves that music."
(7:58:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Santiago A screwed up
(7:58:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (He's the Little Mac player)
(7:58:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: First Game Over
(7:59:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dan Scavino looks like a Tetris pro.
(7:59:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Apparently the square block is called the "o" block.
(7:59:29 PM) RawkHawk2010: ludwig
(7:59:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: yo
(7:59:48 PM) RawkHawk2010: the tetris theme is in Puyo Puyo Tetris and Nintendo has like, no credit in that.
(7:59:59 PM) RawkHawk2010: I think it's owned by the Tetris Company.
(8:00:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that an actual company? <_<
(8:00:15 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(8:00:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, Smash should give credits.
(8:00:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: For its music.
(8:00:28 PM) RawkHawk2010: It's in Hawaii.
(8:00:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Almost over.
(8:01:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TIME IS UP
(8:01:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Audrey trying to sing the Tetris theme.
(8:01:52 PM) RawkHawk2010: apparently all they really do is look for developers ripping off tetris and sue them
(8:01:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(8:02:12 PM) Vortexica: I thought Nintendo only owned Tanaka's re-arrangement of the Tetris theme, since it's based on an actual Russian folk song that I presume can't be copyrighted.
(8:02:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yeah.
(8:02:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Hooray for math~" - Audrey
(8:03:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What is a "bumper" on a controller?
(8:03:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that another word for the shoulder button?
(8:03:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And then what's a "trigger"?
(8:03:49 PM) RawkHawk2010: the front shoulder buttons are bumpers.
(8:03:54 PM) RawkHawk2010: the back are triggers.
(8:04:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Did you just make that up or is that a fact?
(8:04:16 PM) RawkHawk2010: um
(8:04:23 PM) RawkHawk2010: what do you think "RB" and "RT" stand for?
(8:04:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
(8:04:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Right-back and Right-tfront?
(8:04:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: <_<
(8:04:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't know. <_<
(8:04:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ANYWAY
(8:04:55 PM) Vortexica: Marco Rubio has dropped out of the race.
(8:05:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dan S and some other guy advanced.
(8:05:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: "Though Tetris Holding LLC holds a sound trademark on this variation of the song for use in video games,[7] the song has appeared in Dance Maniax 2nd Mix under the title "Happy-hopper"."
(8:05:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dan and Kyle W.
(8:05:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So there's still a Kyle in the tournament.
(8:05:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Top 6 of the tournament = Dan Scavino, Kyle W, John Numbers, Jeff Bezos, Cole G, and Thomas G.
(8:06:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I guess I'll root for John Numbers and Dan Scavino then.
(8:06:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're plugging the Nintendo World Store.
(8:06:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The commentators are stalling with the hostess.
(8:06:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: STAGE 5
(8:06:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Joined by Morgan and Bill.
(8:07:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE GAME IS
(8:07:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: is it ARMS
(8:07:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wot is this
(8:07:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(8:07:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S ARMS
(8:07:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thank gosh it's not the final round.
(8:08:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Our crowd LOVING that."
(8:08:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Shitty-ass crowd.
(8:08:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Arena Mode, 1-on-1.
(8:08:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No items.
(8:08:28 PM) Vortexica: Sorely tempted to sleep...
(8:08:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Hey, the final round is probably a new game announcement.
(8:08:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It could be MOTHER 3 speedrun.
(8:08:46 PM) Vortexica: But I do wanna see the final game, yeah.
(8:09:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: brb getting milk
(8:13:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: back
(8:14:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cole G vs. Thomas G, battle of the Gs that no one cares about.
(8:15:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cole G won easily.
(8:15:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think Cole G has played ARMS before.
(8:16:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And Thomas G took KoopaTV's advice and has never played ARMS.
(8:16:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cole G going to the finals.
(8:16:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Don't worry, Thomas G!
(8:17:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Your aversion to ARMS will be rewarded in the Underground!
(8:17:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WE WILL ROOT FOR YOU (if ARMS didn't scare the rest of the staff off by then)
(8:18:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There is going to be a new ARMS update with a trailer to be released right after the event, and the audience cheered.
(8:19:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers vs. Jeff Bezos, both playing as Ribbon Girl.
(8:19:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jeff Bezos is playing as the goth one.
(8:19:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And Numbers as the blonde.
(8:19:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And Numbers takes the first game.
(8:19:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or, round.
(8:20:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't think Jeff Bezos has played the game either.
(8:20:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But the commentators are saying there are technical issues.
(8:20:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought he was just protesting ARMS for being a shit game by refusing to play it.
(8:21:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers has a murder face.
(8:21:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jeff Bezos just said "I don't know how to play" if I can read mouthing correctly.
(8:21:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Apparently they count the faulty technical issues as a valid round.
(8:22:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So John Numbers won.
(8:22:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or maybe it wasn't technical issues and it really is a protest.
(8:23:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Though, it WOULD be an ARMS thing to do to cause technical difficulties, since the game is awful to control.
(8:25:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is sooo bad.
(8:25:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers hasn't even been hit.
(8:25:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Because Jeff Bezos isn't trying.
(8:26:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers has another perfect.
(8:26:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So John Numbers going to the finals.
(8:27:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HEY GUYS
(8:27:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ARMS IS DONE
(8:27:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YOU CAN COME BACK
(8:27:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We need to root for Thomas G and Jeff Bezos in the Underground.
(8:27:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Because they protested ARMS.
(8:27:49 PM) Vortexica: Zzz... Oh, uhh, I'm awake.
(8:27:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Though, there is only one player moving on.
(8:28:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "You need some well-rounded tastes in some quality games." - Jordan Kent
(8:28:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ARMS IS BAD
(8:28:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The final Underground, Underground #5.
(8:28:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(8:28:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TOAD
(8:29:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MARI0 PARTY 2
(8:29:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HOLY SHIT THE BOWSER REVOLUTION
(8:29:19 PM) Vortexica: Oh my.
(8:29:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YO RAWK
(8:29:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: GET YOUR ASS BACK
(8:29:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EVERYTHING IS GOING FULL-CIRCLE TODAY
(8:30:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Three minigames, three rounds to each minigame.
(8:30:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Which minigames?
(8:30:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BUMPER BALLS, HEXAGON HEAT, and then SHELL-SHOCKED.
(8:30:27 PM) RawkHawk2010: wait
(8:30:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Playing 9 sets. Win = 2 points, Draw = 1 point
(8:30:33 PM) RawkHawk2010: what the hell?
(8:30:37 PM) RawkHawk2010: ahahahahahahahaha
(8:31:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://twitter.com/KatTimpf/status/916743983535190016
(8:31:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (for the readers who are wondering why we're freaking out about Party 2)
(8:31:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: Is she here?
(8:31:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kat Timpf?
(8:31:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, she IS in New York.
(8:31:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably prepping for Gutfeld.
(8:32:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Hope this event ends before Gutfeld.
(8:32:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Andrea is talking just like Kat Timpf right now
(8:32:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "GO!"
(8:32:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Luig1, Mari0, Yoshi, Wario
(8:32:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We don't know who is who.
(8:32:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No one is trying to kill one another.
(8:33:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're all clustered in the centre.
(8:33:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Sing Kumbayah"
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| Ludwig was close: They're singing “Kumbaya.” ...But will they for long? |
(8:33:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or however you spell it.
(8:33:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What happens if all 9 games are draws?
(8:33:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bill Trinen just yawned.
(8:33:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH YOSHI JUST FELL in round 2.
(8:34:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But we don't know who is playing as who.
(8:34:15 PM) Vortexica: Yeah, that's silly.
(8:34:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mari0 is Dan Scavino
(8:34:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wario is Thomas G
(8:34:46 PM) RawkHawk2010: luigi should have Did Nothing just to become a meme.
(8:34:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So I guess we're rooting for Wario.
(8:34:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 3 way tie.
(8:34:51 PM) RawkHawk2010: more of a meme*
(8:34:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Kyle W. is Luig1
(8:35:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So Jeff Bezos is Yoshi.
(8:35:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: GO WARIO
(8:35:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: If everyone just does ties, then Jeff Bezos is screwed.
(8:35:37 PM) Vortexica: Yoshi gonna have to get aggressive to even out some points.
(8:35:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YES THE RED PLUMBER IS DOWN
(8:35:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: i forgot what hokey pokey is
(8:36:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So Kyle and Thomas are winning.
(8:36:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But only barely. (3-3-2-2)
(8:36:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Hexagon Heat.
(8:37:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're playing with Wii Pro Controllers?
(8:37:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wario out right away.
(8:37:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Luig1 out
(8:37:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL
(8:38:03 PM) Vortexica: Hahaha.
(8:38:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DAN SCAVINO GROUND-POUNDED YOSHI AFTER BEING SAFE
(8:38:12 PM) RawkHawk2010: When I was 6 I used to play this with the contrast turned all the way down on the TV.
(8:38:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AND JUST BOUNCED OFF AND DIED
(8:38:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mari0 vs. Wario
(8:38:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WARIO WINS
(8:39:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WAHAHAHA
(8:39:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: GO WARIO
(8:39:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bill Trinen yawned again
(8:39:17 PM) Vortexica: This is getting interesting.
(8:39:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE MARI0 BROS. OUT
(8:39:26 PM) Vortexica: lol
(8:39:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yoshi almost killed himself.
(8:39:50 PM) Vortexica: Do-hoho
(8:40:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WARIO WINS
(8:40:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WAHAHAHAHA
(8:40:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G. is ahead.
(8:40:18 PM) Vortexica: "I'm-a number 1!"
(8:40:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SHELL-SHOCKED
(8:40:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FEATURING KOOPA SHELLS
(8:40:27 PM) RawkHawk2010: what if one of these dudes went Jack Orlanto and punched a competitor?
(8:40:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(8:40:33 PM) RawkHawk2010: Orlando*
(8:40:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I played Shell-Shocked a ton.
(8:40:53 PM) RawkHawk2010: Is this the TPS?
(8:40:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: One of my favourite minigames of the series, even if it's hard to control.
(8:41:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, with the tanks.
(8:41:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or artillery.
(8:41:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: GO WARIO
(8:41:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: UKIP PURPLE
(8:41:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WARIO WINS
(8:41:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
(8:41:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wario got 3 wins in a row.
(8:42:38 PM) Vortexica: Yoshi got sniped.
(8:42:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YEEES
(8:42:57 PM) Vortexica: Bravo.
(8:43:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G wins!
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| “WAHAHAHA!” - Wario laughing at dominating Shell-Shocked. |
(8:43:18 PM) Vortexica: "Who?!"
(8:43:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(8:43:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So the final 3: John Numbers, Cole G, and Thomas G.
(8:43:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I can't decide if I want Thomas G. to win
(8:44:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: or John Numbers to win.
(8:44:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cole needs to lose.
(8:44:23 PM) Vortexica: At least Thomas is notable for something now.
(8:44:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's now associated with Wario.
(8:44:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's pretty good.
(8:45:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cole G is still a nobody.
(8:45:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "And for moron that"
(8:45:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Scary SMB Castle theme.
(8:46:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "This is going to be exciting."
(8:46:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I've been looking forward to this game all night long."
(8:46:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE FINALS GAME 1
(8:46:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
(8:46:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(8:46:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SUPER MARI0 MAKER
(8:46:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: RETURNS
(8:46:45 PM) Vortexica: *Gasp*
(8:46:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Do they really want to show THIS when Miiverse is ending in a month?
(8:47:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And Super Mari0 Maker is tied to Miiverse?
(8:47:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Custom Treehouse-Designed Course
(8:47:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: First player to finish the Course earns a spot in the Championship Game, remaining players play in Finals Game 2.
(8:47:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So SMM is Finals Game 1.
(8:48:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers, having won Super Mari0 Maker 2 years ago, should know what he's doing.
(8:48:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is playing on Super Mari0 World mode.
(8:49:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Their design philosophy was to make it hard to die, but also hard to get through quickly.
(8:49:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers is ahead.
(8:50:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers is doing amazing for his first run.
(8:50:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers is flawless.
(8:51:09 PM) Vortexica: Yeah, he's rockin' it.
(8:51:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well now there's a flaw.
(8:51:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHH
(8:51:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE JUST
(8:51:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YOSHI
(8:51:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE FINISHED
(8:51:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EASILY
(8:51:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He moves on to the finals of finals.
(8:51:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So Cole G and Thomas G are in a championship sub-round.
(8:52:52 PM) RawkHawk2010: when's the final game
(8:52:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Treehouse guys are shocked at how easily John Numbers beat their level.
(8:53:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: One championship game still remaining.
(8:53:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Crowd thinks John Numbers will win the entire game.
(8:53:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CRAZY GAME
(8:53:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NO ONE WILL SEE COMING
(8:53:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: Sabre Wulf GBA
(8:53:26 PM) Vortexica: ...
(8:53:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(8:53:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
(8:53:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ?
(8:53:36 PM) RawkHawk2010: AA: Justice for All
(8:53:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Super Mari0 Bros. Deluxe
(8:53:44 PM) RawkHawk2010: .................
(8:53:45 PM) RawkHawk2010: um
(8:53:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: For Game Boy Color.
(8:53:49 PM) RawkHawk2010: this isn't crazy
(8:53:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring a 2 player vs. game.
(8:54:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's crazy in that I forgot it existed. M_M
(8:54:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: >_>
(8:54:02 PM) RawkHawk2010: this isn't something i didn't see coming
(8:54:10 PM) RawkHawk2010: there was SMB music going all night.
(8:54:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: VS Game
(8:54:28 PM) RawkHawk2010: I gave my copy to a Chinese kid.
(8:54:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: First player to reach the flagpole wins the level, losing a life loses the level.
(8:54:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: First to win 5 levels fights John Numbers.
(8:54:58 PM) RawkHawk2010: i'll see y'all gotta go play phoenix
(8:55:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I've never actually seen vs. gameplay footage of this.
(8:55:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HOLD IT!
(8:55:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Dual Destinies again?
(8:55:13 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(8:55:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You've played this in multiplayer?
(8:55:29 PM) RawkHawk2010: Can't be watching 2D Mario, lol.
(8:55:30 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(8:55:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: With who?
(8:55:44 PM) RawkHawk2010: CPU
(8:55:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...oh.
(8:55:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: I think.
(8:56:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I didn't think this GBC game had a CPU.
(8:56:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: Maybe not.
(8:56:10 PM) RawkHawk2010: But color me uninterested.
(8:56:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Treehouser admits that he didn't know this game existed.
(8:56:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G takes the first point.
(8:56:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Thomas G controls green plumber)
(8:57:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This screen size means you're constantly making leaps of faith.
(8:57:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Because it's also fairly vertical.
(8:57:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MARI0 DIED
(8:57:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G gets point
(8:57:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So is a strategy just waiting for your opponent to die and standing still?
(8:57:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 2-2
(8:58:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is actually only marginally better than ARMS.
(8:58:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Because that screen size is bad design.
(8:59:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ew swimming level
(9:00:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 3-3
(9:00:27 PM) Vortexica: At least it's close.
(9:00:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: All of the player mistakes is because of scren size.
(9:01:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Usually I say blaming system limitations for your game's badness is a bad excuse
(9:01:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but here the technical limitations is the number one problem.
(9:01:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 4-3, Cole G with 4.
(9:01:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: COME ON THOMAS
(9:02:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: yeees
(9:02:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: plumber fell in lava
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| Ludwig specifically wanted to screenshot that red-hatted jerk cry. |
(9:02:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 4-4
(9:02:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TIEBREAKER
(9:02:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Their tiebreaker is 1-1
(9:03:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: eh might as well watch the end
(9:03:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: GO THOMAS
(9:03:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas is ahead
(9:04:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THOMAS G WINS
(9:04:09 PM) RawkHawk2010: who was thomas in smash
(9:04:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I have no idea
(9:04:24 PM) RawkHawk2010: was that the end of the championship?
(9:04:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I know John Numbers was Shulk.
(9:04:39 PM) RawkHawk2010: is he the champion?
(9:04:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no
(9:04:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He just won the right to do battle with John Numbers.
(9:04:58 PM) Vortexica: Congrats, guy-recently-associated-with-Wario.
(9:04:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Cole is now 3rd place.
(9:05:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "COME ON UP HERE!"
(9:05:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: As Cole is trying to leave the stage as fast as possible.
(9:05:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He got a bronze medal.
(9:05:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "How do you feel right now?!"
(9:05:32 PM) RawkHawk2010: I like how the audience went "awwwwwww" when Deluxe was announced as the final game.
(9:05:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "...uh...feel okay."
(9:05:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's totally depressed.
(9:05:45 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(9:05:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: JOHN NUMBERS
(9:05:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: Going backstage to cry.
(9:06:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.
(9:06:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE FINAL GAMES
(9:06:08 PM) RawkHawk2010: John Numbers is the exact opposite in demeanor.
(9:06:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
(9:06:16 PM) RawkHawk2010: He reminds me of Mark Cerny.
(9:06:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: is ARMS
(9:06:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...just kidding
(9:06:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
(9:06:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ODYSSEY
(9:06:24 PM) RawkHawk2010: WHOA
(9:06:27 PM) Vortexica: :O
(9:06:32 PM) RawkHawk2010: 1-UP GIRL
(9:06:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: JUMP UP SUPERSTAR IS PLAYING
(9:06:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring Cappy
(9:06:43 PM) Vortexica: *Jives*
(9:06:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 3 PART FINALE
(9:06:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PLAY UNRELEASED GAME RIGHT NOW
(9:07:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: glad i came back
(9:07:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The end goal is to beat the boss first.
(9:07:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The first two parts let you get a 5 second head start.
(9:07:21 PM) RawkHawk2010: 1-UP GIRL STOPPED
(9:07:22 PM) RawkHawk2010: DAMMIT
(9:07:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot happens if both players get a 5 second head start?
(9:08:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Talking about Cappy.
(9:08:30 PM) RawkHawk2010: I just realized how much this invalidates Cappy from Kirby.
(9:08:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.
(9:08:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So much for the whole, y'know, CAPPY TOWN from the anime.
(9:08:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Challenge #1 start
(9:08:53 PM) RawkHawk2010: "IT'S ALMOST OVER YOU GUYS!"
(9:08:55 PM) RawkHawk2010: *cheer*
(9:09:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G is ahead
(9:09:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers can't beat this
(9:09:22 PM) RawkHawk2010: What Kingdom is this?
(9:09:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's going backwards
(9:09:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is he doing
(9:09:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dude's trying to activate an amiibo
(9:10:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But now he caught up 'cause I have no idea what Thomas G was doing
(9:10:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G ahead
(9:10:54 PM) RawkHawk2010: John Numbers sucks.
(9:11:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No he doesn't!
(9:11:16 PM) Vortexica: What happened with John Numbers?
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| Even Cappy is trying to get away from John Numbers! |
(9:11:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He just fell apart. <_<
(9:11:21 PM) Vortexica: What was his problem?
(9:11:27 PM) Vortexica: Yeesh.
(9:11:45 PM) Vortexica: Performance anxiety.
(9:12:47 PM) RawkHawk2010: What if Thomas G's full name is Thomas Gefferson with a soft G?
(9:12:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: challenge 2
(9:12:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(9:13:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This features flicking.
(9:13:39 PM) RawkHawk2010: This music is from Mario Party 3.
(9:13:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Double capture in midair
(9:13:41 PM) RawkHawk2010: wtf
(9:13:43 PM) Vortexica: lol
(9:13:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Walljumping
(9:13:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf
(9:13:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE ALREADY WON
(9:14:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE DID SOME KIND OF RIDICULOUS SEQUENCE BREAK
(9:14:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WITH WALLJUMPING
(9:14:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AND JUUST CAPTURED A FORK FROM ACROSS THE WHOLE BUILDING ON ANOTHER SIDE
(9:14:20 PM) RawkHawk2010: This music is literally from the block puzzle mini-game, that Kirby's Return to Dreamland then stole.
(9:14:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HOW WOULD HE KNOW THAT'S EVEN THERE
(9:14:33 PM) RawkHawk2010: Why do people keep stealing it?!
(9:14:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Did John Numbers win that by accident? <_<
(9:14:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Smitty has trouble with the headphones with his hair.
(9:15:07 PM) RawkHawk2010: I bet this is gonna be that Koopa race.
(9:15:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's a boss fight.
(9:15:39 PM) Vortexica: This is it...
(9:15:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Complete the level AND defeat the boss.
(9:16:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 3
(9:16:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 2
(9:16:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 1
(9:16:15 PM) RawkHawk2010: Does Andrea actually work for Nintendo?
(9:16:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: go
(9:16:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no
(9:16:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AN ICE LEVEL
(9:16:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Goombas don't slip on ice.
(9:16:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But John Numbers doesn't care
(9:16:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And doesn't capture any Goombas.
(9:17:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers has 2 hearts.
(9:17:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G has 3 AND is ahead.
(9:17:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: JOHN NUMBERS HAS THE BULLET BILL
(9:18:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers dies
(9:18:09 PM) RawkHawk2010: r.i.p. numbers
(9:18:11 PM) RawkHawk2010: he's screwed
(9:18:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G enters a cave
(9:18:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G in "Deepest Underground"
(9:18:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: Thomas almost rolled off the edge, lol.
(9:18:33 PM) RawkHawk2010: After his long-jump spamming
(9:18:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G starting.
(9:18:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The boss.
(9:18:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's Gohdan.
(9:18:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: Eyerok 2.0
(9:18:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or Bongo Bongo.
(9:18:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or that.
(9:19:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wham Bam Rock
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| How dare Cappy try to teach people...things! |
(9:20:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G has 1 hit he needs left.
(9:20:06 PM) Vortexica: *Bites nails*
(9:20:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: John Numbers has 2
(9:20:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THOMAS G HAS 1 HEART LEFT
(9:20:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THOMAS G
(9:20:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THOMAS G
(9:20:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WINS
(9:20:47 PM) RawkHawk2010: Were we rooting for him?
(9:20:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S ALL BECAUSE JOHN NUMBERS FELL AND DIED
(9:21:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh... I was rooting for both.
(9:21:31 PM) RawkHawk2010: Well, that was actually climactic due to health.
(9:21:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We were rooting for Thomas G as of when he lost in ARMS.
(9:21:48 PM) RawkHawk2010: wtf
(9:21:54 PM) RawkHawk2010: Doug Bowser!
(9:21:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Ayyyy! El Em Ayh Oh!" - John Numbers
(9:21:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (LMAO)
(9:22:12 PM) RawkHawk2010: yeah that was awful
(9:22:13 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(9:22:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: I don't remember Doug Bowser looking like this.
(9:22:32 PM) RawkHawk2010: At all.
(9:22:41 PM) RawkHawk2010: I thought he looked like Scott Moffitt.
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| Scott Moffitt and Doug Bowser really DO look alike, by the way. So it is just the glasses. (Scott Moffitt no longer works at Nintendo.) |
(9:22:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(9:22:49 PM) RawkHawk2010: Maybe it's the glasses.
(9:23:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: yeah I think that's it.
(9:23:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Doug Bowser shout-outing the 12 and under contestants.
(9:23:12 PM) RawkHawk2010: omg
(9:23:21 PM) RawkHawk2010: Thomas G looks like Martin Schkreli.
(9:23:23 PM) RawkHawk2010: Like,
(9:23:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Uhh this is incredible"
(9:23:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: EXACTLY
(9:23:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Usually I'm the runner-up and never make it all the way but today I did."
(9:23:37 PM) RawkHawk2010: He has Martin's boyish looks.
(9:23:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
(9:23:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Will Miyamoto make a cameo?
(9:23:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Like he did for 2015?
(9:23:52 PM) RawkHawk2010: Hope not.
(9:23:54 PM) RawkHawk2010: Although
(9:23:58 PM) RawkHawk2010: Well
(9:24:09 PM) RawkHawk2010: I was gonna say I don't have a lot against Miyamoto now, but
(9:24:11 PM) RawkHawk2010: Star Fox Zero
(9:24:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh shit
(9:24:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Thomas G was just in that Smash clip
(9:24:32 PM) RawkHawk2010: What is this music?
(9:24:36 PM) RawkHawk2010: Is this from Galaxy?
(9:24:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: From Galaxy?
(9:24:43 PM) RawkHawk2010: Okay
(9:24:47 PM) RawkHawk2010: that's kinda weird
(9:24:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: like, that makes no sense
(9:25:05 PM) RawkHawk2010: yo
(9:25:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Special Thanks To: THE TETRIS COMPANY
(9:25:08 PM) RawkHawk2010: yeah
(9:25:11 PM) RawkHawk2010: I was about to say that.
(9:25:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT's the same thank you screen
(9:25:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: from 2015
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| The music from the THANK YOU screen of the Nintendo World Championships 2015 was Super Mario World's credits theme. |
(9:25:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Will the music go on forever like it did then?
(9:25:46 PM) RawkHawk2010: What was the music from last time?
(9:26:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ............I'm not sure we ever figured it out!
(9:26:54 PM) RawkHawk2010: I love how fucking Doug Bowser was the special guest.
(9:27:04 PM) RawkHawk2010: Suggesting Reggie had way more important things to attend to.
(9:27:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think Miyamoto didn't want to come because he was snubbed two years ago by John Numbers.
(9:27:24 PM) RawkHawk2010: I've never seen Doug Bowser on stage.
(9:27:27 PM) RawkHawk2010: He was?
(9:27:31 PM) RawkHawk2010: What'd he do?
(9:27:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: According to the log...
(9:28:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Miyamoto was trying to give a 3DS to John Numbers.
(9:28:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And Numbers just ignored him
(9:28:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD2SgN8LX37qGIhXvQVKbRdkcn2sAM6Cuyk8wiJgn-yzrLv2fmAKaMhdhSo_pZ1MILgBgaCMHQheFSPJcnnf_NTIDZBaufurYBX-xcRXWyFOqf3lyxTHBhNsKk-Oc5RYt_HU-g1CZ7JpJY/s640/John-Numbers-trophy.png
(9:28:57 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(9:29:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: amazing
(9:29:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Also Thomas G's Smash character was...
(9:29:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bayonetta.
(9:29:47 PM) RawkHawk2010: oooh
(9:29:48 PM) RawkHawk2010: good.
(9:29:52 PM) RawkHawk2010: I'm glad he won.
(9:30:01 PM) RawkHawk2010: So what'd we think of the whole thing?
(9:30:22 PM) Vortexica: Ooh, I remember that awkward Miyamoto moment. That was hilarious at the time.
(9:30:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh...
(9:30:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.
(9:30:31 PM) RawkHawk2010: Honestly,
(9:30:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think 2015's was better.
(9:30:37 PM) RawkHawk2010: the best part was the snowboarding.
(9:30:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...so the first thing?
(9:30:47 PM) RawkHawk2010: yes
(9:30:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Also, Bird & Beans is now available on the 3DS eShop for $2.
(9:31:04 PM) RawkHawk2010: It was the one thing you'd never expect to be an officially-endorsed competition.
(9:31:07 PM) RawkHawk2010: I mean
(9:31:13 PM) RawkHawk2010: yeah these arcade things.
(9:31:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You expected Bird & Beans?!
(9:31:31 PM) RawkHawk2010: Okay but that wasn't really cool.
(9:31:43 PM) RawkHawk2010: that was just people getting high scores
(9:31:49 PM) RawkHawk2010: by all of them doing the exact same thing
(9:32:00 PM) RawkHawk2010: In Breath of the Wild people getting lost!
(9:32:06 PM) RawkHawk2010: people were*
(9:32:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think you just like little kids screwing up.
(9:32:41 PM) RawkHawk2010: Was that a kid climbing the wall?
(9:32:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.
(9:32:46 PM) RawkHawk2010: oh
(9:32:47 PM) RawkHawk2010: lol
(9:32:56 PM) RawkHawk2010: That seems like something my late grandma would have done.
(9:33:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think Bayley from WWE did that too.
(9:33:08 PM) Vortexica: I think the most enjoyable part overall was making fun of the terrible players.
(9:33:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's the KoopaTV value-add. :)
(9:33:25 PM) RawkHawk2010: I liked the Mario Party.
(9:33:42 PM) RawkHawk2010: I didn't watch the ARMS or Splatoon 2 at all.
(9:33:53 PM) Vortexica: Sleep now. G'night.
(9:34:00 PM) RawkHawk2010: See ya.
(9:34:07 PM) RawkHawk2010: Don't die.
Congratulations to Thomas G., otherwise known as Thomas Gonda, otherwise known as Ito! Did you actually read this whole log? If so, props to you! What did you think of the log? ...And what did you think of the Nintendo World Championships 2017? Do you think you'd be a more impressive gamer than any of the 24 featured players?
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