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Sunday, June 14, 2015

KoopaTV's Nintendo World Championships Live Reactions!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Wow, what a win.

After 25 years, now there is a new Nintendo World Championships. (See the qualifiers information here.) Featuring retro games, new games, and WORLD PREMIERE NEW GAMES we've never seen before! Check out the pre-show here.
 
KoopaTV's staff sits and talks through the entire thing. I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is RawkHawk2010, Vortexica is some breezin guy.

This is how the bracket works:

This is the bracket set-up.

Warning: This log is EXTREMELY LONG. It may crash you. Just saying. But it's the World Championships from start-to-finish!

 RawkHawk2010 5:59 pm
    I have a habit of playing the Mothers ~1 year before they officially release.
    Happened with both EB and EBB.

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:59 pm
    Lovin' this Metroid music.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    Their background music is really confused.
    It's doubled with Punch-Out!! music
    Who is Kevin Perreira

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:00 pm
    "HOW IS YOU"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    "Epic evening"

 RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
    who is this clown
    He's acting like he's famous.
    Wait.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    Literally was wondering the same thing.

 RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
    He actually looks kind of like Adam Pollock.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    ...nah

 RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
    I see it.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:02 pm
    "I should've descended from on high!" Delusions of grandeur.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    "The world is different now... there's hashtags and global warming"
    uh
    Actually
    25 years ago they were still saying there was global cooling
    and global warming

 RawkHawk2010 6:02 pm
    "global warming"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    Scientists have no idea what they're talking about.

 RawkHawk2010 6:02 pm
    *Bill Trinen shrieks like a girl*

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    They said New York City would be submerged in water by June 2015.
    Eric Peterson appears on stage with a Nintendo Power shirt.
    Explain how tournament works.
    "Double-elimination tournament"

 RawkHawk2010 6:03 pm
    Who the hell ARE these people
    oh it's the treehouse guy
    Forgot who he was in the span of 5 minutes.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:03 pm
    Tournament in stages with an "Underground"

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:03 pm
    I only recognised him from his shirt.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
    They send losing players to basements.

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    Missed a good opportunity to call it the Underwhere.
    Miyamoto probably wouldn't have allowed it?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 6:05 pm
    This sounds like it'll take half a day to complete.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    "How about some games you've never heard of before?"
    "Want some exclusives?"
    Bringing on "DJ Wheat" and "Justin Flynn"
    Po-kay-mon

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    Mics don't work

 RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
    DJ Wheat sounds familiar.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    "We are legally married now."
    Californian marriage of gays.

 RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
    Global warming AND same-sex marriage?!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    Ugh.
    I don't like this guy.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:06 pm
    Flynn looks familiar to me, but I just can't place him...

 RawkHawk2010 6:07 pm
    Is this the Democratic National Convention?!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    Probably a fundraiser.
    Wait wait, John Numbers?
    He's a Smash player.
    oh my gosh this kid is fat
    And looks uncomfortable

 Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
    These are the invited people

 RawkHawk2010 6:08 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
    Okay these are the qualified people
    I dunno

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:09 pm
    Got some Gerudo Valley playing in the background.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    They're intermixed
    Game Grumps got biggest applause

 RawkHawk2010 6:09 pm
    Fuck.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    "How about the Mexican Runner????"
    "And last but certainly not neat, Bananas!"

 RawkHawk2010 6:09 pm
    Bananas.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:10 pm
    Let's hope Bananas doesn't slip up.
    Ba-dum tssss

 Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
    "scores to settle"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
    Stage 1: "AHHHHHHH"
    Splatoon

 RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
    Wait.
    I thought this was just old games.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    Weren't you listening?

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    Like Punch-Out! NES.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    It's new and old.
    And apparently "never-before-seen"

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    I thought that was PR speak.
    As in "new dudes playing old games"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    The commentator brought his son?

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    Hasn't turned Splatoon off since he got it.
    Sounds irresponsible.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
    "What's up?" "Aw nothin"

 RawkHawk2010 6:12 pm
    And in violation of Nintendo's insistence on having people take breaks every 30 minutes.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    Guys commentate while I put the last log published

 RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
    who is who

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    ...looks like the players are named "Player #"
    No idea
    they didn't bother to make Miis?

 RawkHawk2010 6:14 pm
    Well that's sure compelling!
    I might as well be watching CPUs!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
    Player 1, Player 2, Player 3
    etv.
    "Splattered Player 2!"
    "They got a couple, uh, disables there!"
    #ableist
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    Best of 3.
    Orange wins

 RawkHawk2010 6:16 pm
    1

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    But who is on Team Orange?
    Who knows.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:17 pm
    If it's best of three, that mean no team reshuffles right?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    I dunno.
    Hopefully they thought of that.

 RawkHawk2010 6:17 pm
    Karissa the Destroyer should be here.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    That was really KoreanDJ.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
    Are they only playing with the default weapons from the Testfire?
    Orange team wrecking blue
    "Oh you need to look out for those bombs"
    This kid is annoying.
    Is this Nintendo's idea of relating to children?

 RawkHawk2010 6:19 pm
    Yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
    Splatoon is rated E10+
    Didn't they say the kid was 9 years old?

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:19 pm
    He's exhausted his stock phrases I think.

 RawkHawk2010 6:19 pm
    The kid should become a Squid Now

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 6:20 pm
    So that he'll shut the fuck up.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    "Very close, very close"

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:20 pm
    Whoa.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    uh, that's not close
    Orange team won.

 RawkHawk2010 6:20 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    Blue team eliminated.
    No game 3.
    They're showing replays for filler

 RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm
    What if The Letter is here?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:22 pm
    Wow, that was it for highlights, huh?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    "Hey if you've never played, then, uh, you can sit back."
    "Any predictions? I know we don't know anything about the players..."
    "I actually don't know!" - The kid
    Good answer to a really dumb question.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    Blue team comeback
    Dat splitscreen

 RawkHawk2010 6:28 pm
    Back.
    Got some Ball Park Franks.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:28 pm
    Still doing previous log publishing
    Putting in screenshots is a pain

 RawkHawk2010 6:29 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
    EVERY LITTLE SPLATTER OF INK COUNTS
    http://i.imgur.com/SVgBbrF.png

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    Going to game 3

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    "A good strategy is to ambush the other team"
    http://http://www.koopatv.org/2015/06/nintendo-world-championships-pre-show.html
    Blue team wins
    wotever that means

 RawkHawk2010 6:34 pm
    DJ Wheat needs to be like the guy from AGDQ or whatever
    "I'd really appreciate if you'd be quiet."

 RawkHawk2010 6:35 pm
    "fernsig"
    wtf how long is this gonna be about splatoon

 Nintendork 13 13 6:36 pm
    "Ready for a game"
    I think the whole round 1
    ...
    But all 16 people have played, right?
    2 sets of 8 people each.
    This scrub is shooting their feet.
    (You shoot ahead of you)

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:38 pm
    So this match is between the previous round's losers to see who's eliminated?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    oh
    maybe

 RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
    Is that the Golden Gate bridge in the background?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    I mean they play like losers.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:38 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
    ..........

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    "I got a trick question for all of you. Are you a squid or are you a kick?" - Mini Wheat

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:38 pm
    They don't even take his question seriously.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    Rawk go repeat your choice quote about this punk.
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
    Did that kid just read my tweet?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 6:40 pm
    ROFL
    The narrators were actually gritting their teeth as if they didn't know who would win.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
    "You better... snipe... those... blue...team... members....... if you...want to win..."

 RawkHawk2010 6:42 pm
    "If I had a dollar every time I jumped off the stage I'd have seventeen dollars."

 RawkHawk2010 6:42 pm
    I think that quote sounded better in his head, lol.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
    lol
    "It looks like blue...who...is...." "In danger, right?" "Yup"
    Mini Wheat sounds constipated.
    That blue team girl still keeps shooting at her feet
    -_-
    And therefore loses.
    Player 8
    Player 8 scores the least points
    BECAUSE ALL SHE DID WAS SHOOT HER FEET

 RawkHawk2010 6:45 pm
    "At least it's a kid trying for cute and failing. It's a lot easier to stomache than the many grown adults we'll be dealing with over the next week."
    ^ true.
    Dude.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
    my browser froze from going to Google+
    help

 RawkHawk2010 6:46 pm
    This guy talking in the suit...
    ...he constantly looks like he's sucking on lemons.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
    Got comment from Charssie on KoopaTV

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:47 pm
    Fastest player to beat first dungeon in Legend of Zelda saved from elimination.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
    "I agree with Health. Rawk ruins everything. :["

 RawkHawk2010 6:47 pm
    Kevin "Lemon Faced" Perreira

 Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
    Giving him Truth point at the KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program!
    Twitch loading for me

 RawkHawk2010 6:47 pm
    Who the hell said that?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
    Charssie

 RawkHawk2010 6:48 pm
    Oh, that guy.
    He can fuck off a cliff.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
    Back on the stream
    sorta

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:48 pm
    And... they're off!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
    it froze again
    All I'm on is AIM, Blogger, and Twitch >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
    Windows Task Manager go
    I come back

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:50 pm
    MrBlarney first to enter, followed by TMR, BSG, and Jovenshire.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:50 pm
    and person is on Virtual Console menu

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:50 pm
    Yeah, that was bad.
    And Jovenshire died.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:50 pm
    BSG seems ahead.

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:51 pm
    Blarney taken out by the boss!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
    BSG beat Aquamentus
    The people are waaay too hype
    (Now BSG is on Virtual Console menu)
    They're hugging
    Oh, BSG is that ugly fat kid.
    (Well, one of them.)

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:51 pm
    He's the slightly-less ugly fat kid.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
    Moving onto "next game"
    with teams.
    What's the game
    "You've never seen it before"

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:52 pm
    This balck commentator is the spitting image of a black Jesse Cox.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
    Next game is
    Stage 2
    WORLD PREMIERE
    Wot's this
    "Futuristic sci-fi sport"
    BLAST BALL
    On the Nintendo 3DS
    Teamwork is everything!

Blast Ball logo Nintendo World Championships
World premiere...


 breezinabout@msn.com 6:53 pm
    Mechs = yes please.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:53 pm
    3 vs. 3
    Space mech soccer
    Indigo team vs. Gold team

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:54 pm
    I'll be disappointed if the audience doesn't erupt into a soccer riot over this game.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
    lol
    No audio
    1 game out of 1
    Audio suddenly appears sorta
    I don't know what's going on.
    Do the contestants?
    Is this a first party game?

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:55 pm
    This looks very much like Metroid Prime.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
    Well this looks really lame in replay.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
    (Well it kinda looks lame anyway)
    Goals shrink when you score.
    "There are physics all over this thing!"
    2 offensive mechas, 1 chooses goalie.
    Audio stopped.
    Is this audio from in-game?
    "How do you make soccer appealing to North Americans? Put guns in it!"
    Screen switches to home menu

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:58 pm
    Did Gold Team practice this game at all, or are Blue just that good?
    I'm not sure.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:58 pm
    I don't know what being "good" means.
    This can't be Nintendo-developed, can it?
    This really seems like a third-party thing.
    I wonder what the bottom screen is.
    Blue team wins 3-0

 breezinabout@msn.com 6:59 pm
    If this actually is by Retro Studios, I'll laugh.
    Not that I think it is or anything.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
    lol
    The thought came to my head.

 RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
    INTERNET IS OUT

 Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
    RAWK

 Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
    YOU MISSED A NEW GAME

 RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
    WOO FUCKING HOO

 Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
    CALLED BLAST BALL
    IT'S SOCCER WITH MECHAS
    WE DON'T KNOW WHO MADE IT
    Is it just me or is this stream

 RawkHawk2010 7:01 pm
    GODDDDDD

 Nintendork 13 13 7:01 pm
    constantly flashing grey?

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:01 pm
    Mine looks fine.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:02 pm
    2nd round of Blast Ball
    Featuring Jonnumbers

 Nintendork 13 13 7:02 pm
    Oh, we called it Team Blue in the log.
    It's "Indigo"
    *snob*

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:02 pm
    Yeah, my bad.
    Honestly though.
    Just look.
    The visor view, the arm cannons...
    The charge shots...

 Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
    Retro Studios
    Well something just rejected
    *ejected

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:03 pm
    Even the HEALTH BAR looks exactly the same as Metroid Prime.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
    Jesus Christ what if it's still out for Philadelphia's conference

 Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
    The commentator just said "blue team"

 RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
    I'm hyperventilating.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:03 pm
    This can't all be coincidence.

 RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
    Phil*

 Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
    I froze

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:04 pm
    Get better Internet you two.
    I can't do the log by myself.


Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
    Back

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:05 pm
    Gold Team finally gets a goal, now 1-1

 Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
    I feel like you're excited because soccer.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:05 pm
    lol, I don't even like soccer.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
    I thought all Europeans do.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:06 pm
    I do like mechs however.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
    Charge shot measured at aiming reticle
    just like Metroid Prime.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:06 pm
    The evidence mounts...

 Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
    What happens when the timer
    uh
    ends?
    Timer at 1 minute

 RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
    Are we sure this isn't Next Level Games since they created a whole team of soccer - playing racehorses?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
    Indigo team lacked a goalie

 RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
    robots*

 Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
    We're not sure of anything.
    Are you an auto-correcting device?

 RawkHawk2010 7:08 pm
    Yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
    The boost ball is on fire.
    They don't know what's going on.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
    "NINTENDO WHY YOU KEEP SECRETS FROM MEEEE"
    Last 2 seconds
    Gold team scores goal
    JonNumbers advances!

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:11 pm
    Will it be another retro game?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:11 pm
    New underground round.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:11 pm
    *Gasp*

 Nintendork 13 13 7:11 pm
    It's apparently really hard.
    "STAGE 2 ELIMINATION"
    explosion
    iiittttt's
    Metroid music
    (Further evidence Blast Ball is Retro?)
    SUPER METROID

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:12 pm
    First player to beat Mother Brain and escape Zebes survives.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:12 pm
    Oh, I think you're ahead of me by a few seconds.
    I'll just refresh

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:12 pm
    This should be good.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:13 pm
    "I can't wait to see who checks the eShop this round."
    5 players

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:13 pm
    I like that guy's Pikmin shirt. No idea who the heck he is though.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:13 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 7:13 pm
    TIMZY doing button assignments

Super Metroid Nintendo World Championships
Button check!


 breezinabout@msn.com 7:13 pm
    BSG's back up for elimination.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
   
    Poor guy.

 RawkHawk2010 7:14 pm
    I'm outside pacing across the neighborhood
    Tell me what happens.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
    They're shooting at Mother Brain
    BSG presses Home menu wasting time
    Some people don't know how Mother Brain is fought
    TIMZY breaks glass
    Even I know how to do this
    Probably 'cause I've beaten Super Metroid.
    I hope Baby Metroid is gonna show up.
    Wouldn't it be awkward if it didn't?
    I think the audio comes from BSG's

 Nintendork 13 13 7:15 pm
    Nintendo has an unstated time limit.

breezinabout@msn.com 7:16 pm
    Sinister's getting owned.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:16 pm
    Sinister thinks he did something wrong
    Baby Metroid!
    "If you're a fan of this game you know this scene. It's pretty emotional."
    (Metroid: Other M)

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:17 pm
    Blech.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:17 pm
    Nightmare fuel
    BSG game over

 Nintendork 13 13 7:17 pm
    After all his hard work last round.
    Baby Metroid dies
    Crowd cries
    "Samus is very upset now. [black woman voice] YOU KILLED MAH BABEH" - some commentator
    Probably the one who brought up global warming.
    Timzy88 vs. Sinister1
    Now escaping Zebes
    Sinister1 shine-sparking

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:19 pm
    I wish it said who's view we were watching.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm
    Sinister1 is the one ahead

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:20 pm
    This is actually kinda gripping.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:20 pm
    Sinister still ahead
    "It's anyone's game still"
    how
    Sinister1 wins!

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:21 pm
    *Clap, clap, clap*

 Nintendork 13 13 7:21 pm
    Poor Timzy88.
    He had the early lead.
    8 players in two groups of 4
    playing...
    Smash?
    4 vs 4s?
    Nope
    It's

 Nintendork 13 13 7:22 pm
    Kart 8!
    Luig1 stare
    "Players get your death stare on!"
    WOAH LUDWIG APPEARED
    HI ME
    HI KING DAD
    Is anyone gonna play as me?
    Or no because I'm unlockable?
    200cc?!
    What?!
    But that's unplayable!

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:23 pm
    Whoa.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:23 pm
    All characters are in
    and items are all on.
    (So I'm pickable!)

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:23 pm
    I'll laugh if someone picks you.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:24 pm
    I'll root for them.
    Let's see

 RawkHawk2010 7:24 pm
    Please please please please please don't anounce Diddy as DLC.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:24 pm
    Rosalina, Cat Peach, Plumber, and Pink Yoshi
    no Ludwig

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:24 pm
    brb

 Nintendork 13 13 7:24 pm
    Why is Cat Peach a different character?
    BABY PARK
    <3
    I see a Morton
    and Iggy
    and DK
    But no Ludwig
    Egoraptor in 11th place
    Trihex in 1st
    Pink Yoshi wins 1st!

 Nintendork 13 13 7:26 pm
    Arin and Cosmo fought for 11th and 12th place

Nintendo World Championships Baby Park Mario Kart 8 results
Results. Egoraptor is Rosalina.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:27 pm
    Damn I missed Baby Park.

Nintendork 13 13 7:28 pm
    Winter Animal Crossing stage

 Nintendork 13 13 7:29 pm
    Egoraptor is really bad.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:30 pm
    Which one's that?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:30 pm
    Rosalina/Arin

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:30 pm
    I'm waiting for Bananas to slip on bananas.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:30 pm
    Trihex 1st place again.

Nintendo World Championships Baby Park Mario Kart 8
Results of first group, now at Animal Crossing.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:31 pm
    Egoraptor haxes with Bullet Bill
    to get to 11th place again.
    LAST STAGE IS BIG BLUE

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:32 pm
    dat music

 Nintendork 13 13 7:32 pm
    Bananas falls off immediately.
    And again.
    Arin is in 4th somehow
    Blooper Ink
    making this Splatoon.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:33 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 7:33 pm
    wtf Arin in 1st
    or was
    for a second

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:34 pm
    Yeah he got shut down hard.


Nintendo World Championships Big Blue Mario Kart 8 results Egoraptor
Last results for Egoraptor's round.

Nintendork 13 13 7:36 pm
    Oh
    Packie is the fatter uglier one.

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:36 pm
    Mm-hm.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:36 pm
    "Meritocracy, yay! [sarcasm]" - Dumbass liberal commentator
    So am I gonna be chosen? :-)
    With these new guys?
    ROOT FOR LUDWIG

 RawkHawk2010 7:36 pm
    h

 Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
    "Someone shouted Pac-Man."

 Nintendork 13 13 7:38 pm
    Do you see Ludwig
    I don't.
    (Apparently it's "John Numbers")
    This Mad Mage Wario guy is easily in 1st
    he lapped a dude.
    Well, that... was haxy.
    No Ludwig.
    There's freakin' Link.
    Apparently this involves "Complicated math"
    even though the game tells you points?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
    Oh, you're competing against the previous round of times too...hm.
    That ugly Packie dude had a Starman during a Lightning Bolt
    and is now in 2nd
    now in 1st
    Wario (Mad Mage) takes it from fatty!
    Fatty goes into a rock!
    Packie finishes at 3rd!
    All the people on the screen finish 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th!

 Nintendork 13 13 7:44 pm
    Final Kart 8 session, Big Blue part 2.
    John Numbers / Villager is super comfortable here.
    Taunts with the rear-view mirror

 Nintendork 13 13 7:46 pm
    John Numbers cruises to first place!
    Tallied results.
    Trihex is safe.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:48 pm
    So are Mad Mage and John Numbers.
    "Cruise into stage 4"
    Everyone else in "last Underground elimination"
    Stage 3 Elimination!
    boooom
    It iiissssss
    boom
    BALLOON FIGHT
    Precisely
    BALLOON TRIP
    I've played a ton of Balloon Fight/Trip on Animal Crossing GameCube. :-)
    I like it.

Nintendo World Championships Balloon Trip Underground elimination Sinister1 Cosmo Arin
More like, Balloon Tripping.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:50 pm
    Jackson Blackson vs. Bananas vs. Packie
    (Two sets of three players Balloon Tripping)
    Player 1 began late
    (Packie)
    ("Fat people lag in real life" - Someone's NSider screen name)

 breezinabout@msn.com 7:51 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 7:52 pm
    Jeez, even I'm better than these dudes.
    (Granted, I play in the comfort of my own home)
    (Not on a big stage of creepy nerds)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:52 pm
    Jackson Blackson is ahead
    "JKSNBLKSN"
    Packie's fatness makes his sprite bigger so it's hard to avoid the obstackles.
    Audrey is a commentator and she's scaring people.
    Jackson Blackson got 10,xxx
    Looks like that'll be the top.
    what the hell my ears
    They made a very loud ship noise.

 RawkHawk2010 7:55 pm
    "Stephen Blackson Action Blackson" - Marv-O

 Nintendork 13 13 7:55 pm
    Now it's Sinister1 vs. Cosmo vs. Arin

 RawkHawk2010 7:56 pm
    "Stephen Blackson Action Blackson" - Marv-O

 Nintendork 13 13 7:56 pm
    No one has Jackson Blackson's score yet.
    Arin is doing the best.
    At over nine-thousand!
    HE'S OVER 10,000!
    HE'S OVER 11,000!
    HE'S GONNA FREAKIN' ADVANCE
    Sinister1 is absolutely terrible.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:57 pm
    Cosmo trying to break Arin's score.
    Mentions Villager represents Balloon Fight.
    Cosmo at over 11,000!
    COSMO AT OVER 12,000!
    Cosmo is gonna advance!
    "Balloon Fight! A day that will live in infamy!"
    Black Nerd rooting for Mari0 Paint to show up
    Cosmo advances.
    Final Stage is Cosmo, Trihex, Mad Mage, and John Numbers.
    Everyone else has to leave.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:59 pm
    Next game is...
    "Stage 4"
    "show me ya moves!"
    Super Smash Bros. For Wii U!
    John Numbers should win, then!

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:01 pm
    Rockin' that Star Fox music in the background.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
    Host refreshing the audience on the Super Smash Bros. Invitational.
    Montage of last year.
    Showing Hungrybox challenging Reggie.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
    Showing Reggie says he'll come back up next tme
    and "kick your ass"
    MAKING A BIG DEAL BY REPEATING REGGIE SAYING

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:02 pm
    Epic.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
    "KICK YOUR ASS"
    LIKE 20 TIMES
    AHH
    HUNGRYBOX
    VS. REGGIE
    DFVJKDBGFNHY
    GFNHK;LGFBY;LGF

HungryBox Reggie Fils-Aime Super Smash Bros. Wii U Nintendo World Championships fight poster
Look at that fight poster!


 breezinabout@msn.com 8:02 pm
    It is ON.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
    REGGIE PACKING SPLATOON
    HUNGRYBOX PACKING NOTHINH
    "Keep your Power Gloves off of each other"
    Showing teleprompter
    on camera
    "One of the best Jigglypuff players on the planet, HungryBox!"
    <3 HungryBox!
    HungryBox says "no johns"
    woah what

Hungrybox Reggie Nintendo World Championships
Hungrybox telling Reggie off.


 Nintendork 13 13 8:04 pm
    Reggie says if he wins, he'll give HungryBox a job.
    HungryBox says
    "I'm an engineer, I don't need it."
    dayum
    D1!
    They're getting D1 to commentate!
    (I wonder where Hungrybox's Smash Robe is)
    D1 is singing a song

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    D1 is surprised Reggie "Came back" to HBox's challenge.
    Got their GameCube controllers
    Final Destination
    REGGIE PLAYING AS RYU

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:06 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    wot kinda NOA president is he
    WHAT

 RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
    I'M BACK

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    JIGGLYPUFF JUST BACK-THROWED REGGIE

 RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
    LINK

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    REGGIE LOST
    http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
    Jigglypuff is +2
    Ryu is -2

 RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
    what'd I miss

 Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
    DAT SMART BOMB
    A lot
    Reggie and HungryBox

 RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
    Any more new games besides Blast Ball?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
    are playing Smash 4
    no
    They played Balloon Fight

 RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
    K.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
    They're gonna play Smash 4
    but Reggie vs. HungryBox exhibition

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:07 pm
    I don't know who I want to win more. :-!

 Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
    With D1 commentating
    Reggie has no idea how to play
    "It looks like he might need the instruction manual!"

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:07 pm
    Oh snap.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:07 pm
    OHHHH

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:07 pm
    Jiggly with a bat.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
    JIGGLYPUFF HOMERUN BAT

 Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
    ACTUALLY HITS
    AND AGAIN

 RawkHawk2010 8:08 pm
    is reggie trying to lose on purpose?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
    Maybe Reggie is making a statement against Capcom.
    HungryBox taunting in front of Reggie!
    "Did you know that this man is the president of Nintendo of America?!" - D1
    D1 says to let Reggie get the Smash Ball

 RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
    Is the announcer Prog?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
    D1

 RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
    Oh

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:09 pm
    Reggie's not exactly selling this new character is he?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
    Reggie keeps trying to grab the Dragoon reticle
    lol
    "Reggie I always knew you were a fraud."
    - Apparently the Treehouse guy

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    Jigglypuff did one forward-throw

 RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
    "Give Reggie all of your energy!"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    and Reggie couldn't recover.

 RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
    Spirit Bomb?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    ya
    "We're gonna go back stage to find out who the winner is"

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:10 pm
    "That was... so close."
    lol no

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    "I don't think we need to." - Reggie
    LOL
    Reggie got -13
    HungryBox: "Reggie, for being the president of Nintendo, you suck at Smash."
    Reggie: "I spend 16 hours a day running a company. You spend 16 hours a day playing Smash."

Reggie Hungrybox handshake Nintendo World Championships
They actually handshake before the match and just trash-talk after.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:11 pm
    Damn, just... put-down after put-down.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:11 pm
    Dat ain't setting a good role model.

 RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
    "r-r-r-r-r-r-right now."

 RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
    That rolled r.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
    Reggie was 2 KOs, 13 falls, and 1 SD.

 RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
    What'd they do with that kid?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
    Mini Wheat?

 RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
    Yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
    He left after Splatoon.
    Probably turned into a squid.
    And went down the sewer.
    6 minute time FFA with items
    John Numbers should win because he actually plays Smash.
    Roy, Falcon, Shulk, Toon Link
    Audience cheers when Roy is picked

 RawkHawk2010 8:13 pm
    The character select screen is even more disorganized than before.

Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    "Town & Country I believe... I mean, Town & City."
    John Numbers is Shulk
    Cosmo as Roy
    John Numbers gets the first KO.
    John Numbers getting more KOs!

 Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
    (Will the crowd make "I'm really feeling it!" chants?)
    woah
    John Numbers just Vision'd Roy's Home Run Bat
    and wrecked Roy!
    (Good, Roy shouldn't be here!)

 Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
    John Numbers gets KO'd at 174%

 RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
    What if Diddy Kong Racing Wii U is the final challenge?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
    And then gets early-KO'd
    John Numbers wins.
    Toon Link 2nd
    Falco and Roy got 3rd at -1

 RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
    "Numbers will be crunched"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
    Match #2

 RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
    WHOA
    GUYS

 Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
    ?

 RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
    GUUUUYS

 Nintendork 13 13 8:21 pm
    what

 RawkHawk2010 8:21 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/pxmForv.png
    New Rare logo?!

 Nintendork 13 13 8:22 pm
    do we have to change OUR logo?

 RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
    No

 Nintendork 13 13 8:22 pm
    I knew we shouldn't have put Rare logos on our E3 banner!

 RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
    But this explains that Hoodie contest.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:22 pm
    Dream Land 64!

 RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
    Rare is trying to jettison all of their Kinect Sports-era logo-stained stuff.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:23 pm
    Smash Ball!

 Nintendork 13 13 8:23 pm
    "And it looks like Roy gets it!"
    "...oh wait actually no it's Shulk"
    "Time for a chain attack!"
    Wrecks Toon Link/Trihex
    "Right now John Numbers is feeling it."
    Commentators advocating everyone teaming up on John Numbers.
    I'd like to note that people complain about all the sword-users in Smash
    yet all these people want Roy back.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:25 pm
    Toon Link misses his Final Smash, met with "I'm really feeling it!" taunt.
    Toon Link gets pity Final Smash and uses it on John Numbers.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
    John Numbers rolled behind Toon Link's 3rd Final Smash
    but the Final Smash hit anyway.
    "Oh, it's Obamasnow on the field!"
    *everyone laughs*
    John Numbers wins again!
    Roy in 2nd, Falco in 3rd, Toon Link last.
    John Numbers advances, whoever advances with him is unknown.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
    The two finalists are...
    John Numbers and Cosmo!
    "Final Stage" 1v1 time
    "Oh we're not out of games"
    "We got a whole sack of games"
    They're coin-flipping
    Apparently the next game isn't a 1v1
    it's single-player vs. single-player
    John Numbers going 2nd into "isolation"
    John Numbers is being gagged


John Numbers Nintendo World Championships isolation gag blindfold
John Numbers getting some special "attention".


 RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
    DKR Wii U

 Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
    Cosmo is playing...
    ..........
    Mari0 Maker?
    ew

 RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
    uuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
    "Super Mari0 Maker"

 RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
    We should've known.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
    (When did the super get in there?)
    I actually
    ...anticipated it'd be SMB NES
    But this makes more sense.

 RawkHawk2010 8:33 pm
    This could be entertaining if the level is like, Kaizo Mario.
    What is Cosmo's significance again?
    Is he just a random dude or is he one of the famous people.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:34 pm
    Uh
    I forgot

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:34 pm
    Levels designed by "experts" from the Treehouse.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:34 pm
    Morgan and Eric designed the levels

 Nintendork 13 13 8:36 pm
    First three levels they compete one at a time
    Last course they apparently play at the same time
    Well this is just SMB 1-1
    Made by Morgan
    nevermind there's a ton of firebars
    wtf they're at the beginning
    With giant bob-ombs
    wtf
    There's a rotating sawblade
    This is havoc


Super Mario Maker Bros. Nintendo World Championship 8-bit stage 1 firebars
That bad plumber suffers.


 Nintendork 13 13 8:38 pm
    Treehouse: "These get increasingly difficult as time goes on~~~~"
    I'm confused

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:39 pm
    Yikes.
    You have to get down that pipe. @.@

 RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
    what's going on

 Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
    This really is some Kaizo shit

 RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
    why is there a guy just going back and forth

 Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
    Why don't you pay attention to the level design?

 RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
    I wasn't here you ninny.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
    ohhh vine
    ....just one coin

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:40 pm
    lol
    Killed by a Goomba.

 RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
    Are any of us getting this?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:40 pm
    no

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:41 pm
    ^^^

 Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
    But I might go to Best Buy.
    At their event

 RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
    I like building stuffs but I couldn't dare listen to this wretched music for hours.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 8:41 pm
    I could stomach the NSMBU theme though.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
    Really?

 RawkHawk2010 8:42 pm
    yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 8:42 pm
    Most NSMB music doesn't bother me.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:42 pm
    ...
    John Numbers going up now
    He's hoping the audience spoils wot happened.
    Commentators talking over one another,
    OHHH
    OHHH

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    JOHN NUMBERS
    MISSES THE WARP PIPE
    AFTER DOING AWESOME JUMPING

 RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
    got dayum.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
    uh
    so do the Paratroopa respawn

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:44 pm
    Brilliant effort.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
    or does he have to die
    Paratroopa bites him.

 RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
    This Maker actually does look pretty potent.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
    ya
    so close
    John Numbers looks dazed.
    Cosmo is a speed-runner
    (invited)
    HE DID IT
    BUT THERE'S MORE
    LAKITU PIPE

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:46 pm
    *applause*

 Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
    COIN SHOWER OF BULLET BILLS

 Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
    "Wait, John, John, hang out!"

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:46 pm
    Mouths: "WOW!"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:46 pm
    John gets a 15 second boost.
    "This is another course made by Morgan."
    SMB3
    so am I in this?
    'cause SMB3?
    wtf
    KOOPA KLOWN KAR
    MUSHROOM

 Nintendork 13 13 8:48 pm
    Kuribo Shoe

 RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
    I knew that was gonna be dangerous.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    THWOMP CAUGHT BY  MUSIC BLOCKS
    Well I wouldn't be able to do that.
    "Really good first attempt."
    And really bad second attempt.
    lol
    Worse third attempt.

 RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
    I could see Mario Maker piquing the interest of the Minecraft crowd.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:50 pm
    ya

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:50 pm
    *Facepalm*

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    GIANT BOOT
    WHAT THE
    AHHHHHH


Super Mario Maker Bros. 3 8-bit Fire Kuribo's Shoe Boot Koopa Clown Car
WHAT IS THIS??!

 RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
    wasn't there a children's story about this

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:52 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    FIRE MARI0
    IN GIANT SHOE
    IN KOOPA KLOWN KAR

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    AND THERE WERE 8-BIT BOWSER JRS.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:53 pm
    I wish he hadn't run out of time right there.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
    Cosmo is now terrified
    Very cautious

 RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
    There was an old plumber
    Who lived in a shoe,
    He had so many children,
    And loved them all, too.
    She said, "Thank you Lord Jesus,
    For sending them bread."
    Then kissed them all gladly
    and sent them to bed.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:53 pm
    I didn't have sufficient time to appreciate the beauty of it all.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
    Compared to John Number's first run which was to go as fast as possible.
    Heat-seeking bullet bills still following him
    WHAT
    Cosmo just skips second question mark block
    That John Numbers revealed were WINGED BOOS

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:54 pm
    Once bitten, twice shy.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
    Cosmo moved slower and got bullet-bill'd

 RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
    What the fuck was that?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
    Up-B

 RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
    Abandon Ship is my Up-B in Smash Bros.

 RawkHawk2010 8:55 pm
    Oh yeah

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:55 pm
    Why does the screen always flash black there?
    Or is that just me?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
    8-bit flickering?
    OHHHHHH
    COSMO REVEALS A SECRET SECTION WITH KOOPA SHELL
    But we don't know what was there 'cause he died.

 RawkHawk2010 8:56 pm
    Jesus Christ at Koopa shells being compatible with springs.
    This really is a damn impressive showcase.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:56 pm
    Cosmo doesn't explore it.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
    Cosmo at the Kuribo's Shoe
    Commentator calls it a "Stiletto"

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:57 pm
    Go! Go!

 Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
    AHHH
    COSMO
    ADVANCES PAST JOHN NUMBERS

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:57 pm
    AHAHAHA

 Nintendork 13 13 8:57 pm
    STAGE DONE
    JOHN NUMBERS WAS SO CLOSE

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:58 pm
    No messing around there.

 RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
    Too bad Kamek wasn't here to witness himself get stomped.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
    Now we get SMW

 RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
    Oh hey I actually like SMW too.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    So maybe I'll be here.
    In all my hideous orange sprite glory. >.>
    Cave level

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    Cosmo seeing Doors 1 2 3 4

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:59 pm
    So if John Numbers had won the last one, would we not have seen this?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    We would

 RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
    "the trash compacter in Star Wars"
    ahahahahahahahaha
    Holy shit.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    Cosmo doesn't try door 4
    Goes back to 3
    I guess he needed to bring the shell
    and hit the  ? mark
    but kills himself

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    Wigglers
    falls down
    gets in pipe
    WHAT
    DOORS 5 6 7 8
    AHH
    THREE BOWSERS ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    Those Bowsers reminded me of YIDS.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    YIDS would be the game to have you fight three Bowsers at once.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    lol
    WHAT THE FUCK
    SPINY HELMET
    WHAT THE HELL
    WARP PIPE
    CLEARED

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:04 pm
    That was...

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:04 pm
    phew
    Intense.

Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    Definitely.
    Now John Numbers tries.
    browser crashed

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:05 pm
    I wonder if he'll take the same doors.

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    owned.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:06 pm
    saw that coming.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    John chooses to jump over cannon ball
    than running away

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    I almost thought he was stuck between the wall and spring.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    Nintendo talking about how unexpected results happen from known basic elements.
    (dat emergence)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    John Numbers to door 7
    nope
    8
    nope
    6
    yup
    "sorta looks calmer"
    "a little bit"
    John Numbers uses DAT SPRING JUMP
    (Cosmo didn't)


mmmm

 RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
    NSMB cometh.
    Get ready for the BAHs.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    *groan*

 RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxAMpu1jbPI



Super Mario Maker World Nintendo Championships spiny spiky hat Thwomps
DAT HAT!
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    SMB
    John Numbers 15 second advantage
    Playing simultaneously.

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    Ooh
    Different archetypes in one stage.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    Didn't expect that.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    The underwater music

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    DUDE

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    while looking at the castle
    is really hilarious

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    Someone can recreate Animal Antics in Mario Maker.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    without the animals
    Yoshi!
    John Numbers is at section 3
    Cosmo still at 1
    Yoshi running away

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
    (YoshiRider123?)

 RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
    The repetitive-crouch reminds me of wave-taunting.
    Or whatever it is.
    When dudes wave-dash in place for the sake of theater.


Super Mario Maker New Bros. King Koopa Bowser Nintendo World Championships Cosmo John Numbers
KING DAD! WHAT'S UP?


 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    KING DAD
    KING DAD
    NOOOOO
    JOHN NUMBERS WINS
    wtf
    Airship music
    for victory music
    (John Numbers for new King of Koopa Kingdom?)
    ...
    (I'm just joking, King Dad!)

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    Is that his actual name?
    "John Numbers"?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    John Numbers apologises
    for winning

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    Or is that an alias?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:17 pm
    What a guy.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    "Oh, I saw the statue on Twitter."
    "OH, THERE'S MORE THAN JUST THE STATUE"
    Mr. Miyamoto coming to give the trophy
    With non-Trinen translator

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    John Numbers should pull a Ben Carson right now.


John Numbers Shigeru Miyamoto Nintendo World Championships
John Numbers isn't very comfortable next to Miyamoto.


 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    "Herro everyone!" "Are you having fun?"
    lol
    Miyamoto is so short

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    "Miyamoto, you're nothing but a fraud!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    *snatches trophie*
    y*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    Miyamoto isn't holding the trophy
    Neither does non-Trinen translator

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    He will.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    "Thank you for praying" - Miyamoto
    "They've each won an autographed a New Nintendo... 3DS... XL... signed by Miyamoto."

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    Miyamoto sounds hoarse.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    Miyamoto replaces microphone with sharpie

 RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
    I would hate to be an autograph-giver.
    I'd be worried about screwing up.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
    John just ignoring the 3DS from Miyamoto
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
    lol

Nintendo World Championships John Numbers trophy autographed 3DS Miyamoto winner
John Numbers doesn't care about Miyamoto's arm or the autographed New Nintendo 3DS XL.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
    "Oh, uh, John, I think Miyamoto wants to give you something."

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    I don't think the Mario Galaxy credits theme was supposed to awkwardly loop.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    I think they went on longer than they were supposed to.
    Well I dunno.

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    New credits music

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:22 pm
    lol
    That was abrupt.

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    yeah
    I like how we have no idea how long to stay here.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    Until 9:30
    That's when it officially ends.

 RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
    ...lol.

Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    So.
    Thoughts? :-P
    Over 160,000 people watching
    Credits music reaching a conclusion...

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:23 pm
    I really enjoyed it, all told.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    ...WILL IT LOOP?

 RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
    I'm glad my internet came back when it did.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    Yeah.
    It was more fun than expected.
    Blast Ball sucked though, lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    audio of the event briefly occurs
    but is quickly cut off

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:25 pm
    ...Can I hear the audience?
    Yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    Someone wanted to talk to Egoraptor

 RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
    If we didn't see that Mario Maker stuff, man things would be different.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    We probably would have still written an article utterly trashing it upon release.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    ...We probably still WILL.
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    Utterly?!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    eh
    maybe not
    Music stopped
    NO
    IT'S STARTING AGAIN

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:26 pm
    I do like how we're prepared to react to this to the very end.
    We're committed!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    HOW MANY REMIXES OF THIS SONG DO THEY HAVE

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    This is a remix?

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    I thought it was the same song in lower volume.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    They're all different instruments.

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    Oh

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:27 pm
    "Turn down the volume and hope no one notices it's still playing."

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    I thought it was just playing more and more silently until it'd eventually fade out.
    Like when Scuba divers have to slowly and gradually swim upwards so that they don't get decompression sickness.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    Viewership went from 160,000 to 90,000
    (Or slowly swim downwards to their death)
    (Alternatively, a Yoshi flutter-jumping as we discussed around... 4 hours ago)

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    Holy shit EarthBound Beginnings is already out.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    ya
    my browser crashed

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    this needs to stop
    Dude we have Bethesda in half an hour.

 RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
    Aaaaaand The Greg Gutfeld Show.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
    ...which one do we watch?!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    This log is
    SO LONG

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:29 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    I think the log crashed my browser

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:29 pm
    Good luck with that

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    did the stream end

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    Nope.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:30 pm
    Nope.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    dammit
   
Super Mario World Thank You Nintendo World Championships ending
"THANK YOU!" From your folks at KoopaTV.


 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    Laughing out loud.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:30 pm
    Watch it awkwardly cut off any second now.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    This needs to end so I can publish this
    okay I think it's done
    for real

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    What if it's still going on at 10:00 and we have two logs going concurrently.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    the music stopped
    It's 9:31

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:31 pm
    But it's still LIVE
    WE MUST REACT
    TO EVERY SECOND

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    WELL
    UHHH

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    It's like the old NES/SNES games where you have to turn off the game console or the picture stays there forever.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    yeaj
    That happened N64 too
    notably Paper Mari0 64



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11 comments :

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     Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
        Charssie

     RawkHawk2010 6:48 pm
        Oh, that guy.
        He can fuck off a cliff. 


    Noted.

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