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Monday, June 23, 2014

Herman Cain's Burning Answer

By RAWKHAWK2010 - It's never easy when there's so much on the line.

Following a draining E3 week which contained no sign of King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 3DS / Wii U and every sign of fucking PAC-MAN, I thought my life was ruined for at the least the next three months. That is, until former presidential hopeful (and still-current entertainer) Herman Cain decided to drop by my new town. (That's right, I didn't go to him -- he came to me!)

And during the "rapid fire" segment of his nationally-syndicated radio show, I asked him what any concerned young man would:


Lo and behold; Cain finally gives his much-anticipated answer to America's much-contemplated question, with Toad (now a Tea Partier?) even screaming in joy about it. (6:05)

And if precious knowledge, an awkward handshake, and props from the mayor weren't already enough, I even walked away with an autograph! (Which, in a stunning instance of hitting two legendary birds with one stone, endorses both my question and Cain's oh-so-coveted gold standard.)

Herman Cain Pokémon autograph HeartGold version Ho-Oh gold standard heart RawkHawk2010
Some things are priceless, kids.

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