By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Live-reactions.
Two new franchises: Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker and Splatoon. Well, former is a spin-off. We live-react.
I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is himself.
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| What the map screen looks like. |
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| Robbers. Pah. |
OKAY
AND
WE'RE BACK
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
RawkHawk2010 2:34 pm
link
it ain't starting
Nintendork 13 13 2:35 pm
...
Me neither
Nintendork 13 13 2:35 pm
oh
it made a noise
STARTED
"Starting right now... and going forever."
They're introducing themselves.
Nintendork 13 13 2:38 pm
Treehouse employees aren't allowed to get married.
...apparently.
RawkHawk2010 2:38 pm
oh shit
I had the stream playing in three different tabs
Nintendork 13 13 2:38 pm
Because leaks.
lol
RawkHawk2010 2:38 pm
and thought they were just being rude and talking over eachother
lol
Nintendork 13 13 2:38 pm
They're admitting they're socially awkward.
Miyamoto in 1 hour.
Cut-out for 90 seconds in a few seconds.
Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker 1st.
Nintendork 13 13 2:40 pm
Nintendo has so many on-stage producers/camera dudes.
Wii U menu music playing.
AHHH
CAPTAIN TOAD TALKED
"REAAAAADY FOR ADVENTURE"
They seem to have audio issues.
RawkHawk2010 2:41 pm
im tired
Nintendork 13 13 2:42 pm
We're back!
I'm not.
I actually got sleep. *smug*
RawkHawk2010 2:42 pm
I still see Nate Bihldorff as a real-life Falco.
Nintendork 13 13 2:42 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 2:42 pm
"It was love at first Toad."
Nintendork 13 13 2:43 pm
No timer
RawkHawk2010 2:43 pm
Good.
There was a timer in the first one.
But fuck having to tilt the gamepad for the camera.
That doesn't work.
Nintendork 13 13 2:43 pm
"Pushing a button makes him so you can... hear some good Toad noises."
RawkHawk2010 2:43 pm
Can you use the right stick?
Nintendork 13 13 2:44 pm
That's what he said.
RawkHawk2010 2:44 pm
Good.
Nintendork 13 13 2:44 pm
Shy Guy gets tired like you.
RawkHawk2010 2:44 pm
smb2 influence
great
Nintendork 13 13 2:44 pm
Turnip.
Nintendork 13 13 2:44 pm
"This turnip is like... an AK-47 for Toad."
I like these guys.
Good quotes.
Toad steals stars.
RawkHawk2010 2:46 pm
I like the SMB2 emphasis.
3D World didn't even have Shy Guies.
Nintendork 13 13 2:46 pm
Toad shivers in terror.
Nintendork 13 13 2:46 pm
Tiny Toad.
Take one hit.
Toad is a metaphor for the everyman.
Plucked gem.
Lava rising.
RawkHawk2010 2:47 pm
haha
did you hear that?
Nintendork 13 13 2:48 pm
hear wot
RawkHawk2010 2:48 pm
He just backpedaled after saying "I love fucking..."
Nintendork 13 13 2:48 pm
no
RawkHawk2010 2:48 pm
I don't think he was allowed to use expletives.
Since this is Nintendo-endorsed or whatever.
Nintendork 13 13 2:48 pm
I hear "plucking"
RawkHawk2010 2:48 pm
......o
that might've been it
lol
Nintendork 13 13 2:49 pm
"When you get promoted in the Toad universe, you get a lamp."
RawkHawk2010 2:49 pm
I just heard Smash's menu in the background.
Nintendork 13 13 2:49 pm
same
RawkHawk2010 2:49 pm
The Brawl remix of Melee's menu theme,
What the fuck is that doing back?
Nintendork 13 13 2:49 pm
Melee had the best menu theme.
RawkHawk2010 2:49 pm
Yeah but I want a remix of the Smash 4 theme!
Nintendork 13 13 2:50 pm
...Yeah.
We'll get
RawkHawk2010 2:50 pm
Oh hey minecarts
Nintendork 13 13 2:50 pm
two menu themes.
RawkHawk2010 2:50 pm
Oh hey why is this not DK
Nintendork 13 13 2:50 pm
Shooting turnips on the screen.
Turnips grab coins.
"Oh da-... doot."
RawkHawk2010 2:51 pm
good game
Nintendork 13 13 2:51 pm
"Even the logo is a level!"
RawkHawk2010 2:51 pm
Captain Toad: Coconut Crackers
I hate ghost houses.
Dumb.
Nintendork 13 13 2:51 pm
Captain Toad: Trooper Challenge
Nintendork 13 13 2:53 pm
Gamepad magically changes the mansion.
Healdlight > Boo
Goomba massacre. :-(
Ryudragon29 2:55 pm
well, they are shit at the game
Nintendork 13 13 2:55 pm
>_>
"I'm in the drink now"
RawkHawk2010 2:56 pm
sliding to reveal invisible coins is dum
Nintendork 13 13 2:56 pm
"that's what my mom is gonna do"
RawkHawk2010 2:57 pm
what the fuck is with this vocabulary?
"I'm gonna fall in the drink"?
Nintendork 13 13 2:57 pm
It's amusing.
Ryudragon29 2:58 pm
just noticed the 99 lives
Nintendork 13 13 2:58 pm
Toad has a Taunt move.
See how the Shy Guy is behaving.
RawkHawk2010 2:59 pm
when is star fix
Nintendork 13 13 2:59 pm
40 min
RawkHawk2010 2:59 pm
k
gonna go rest my eyes real quick
Nintendork 13 13 2:59 pm
...
Nintendork 13 13 3:00 pm
99 chances to not fail.
Toad ending.
"everybody is super-excited about"
Splatoon next
Nintendork 13 13 3:03 pm
So Captain Toad looks nice.
Nice eShop-looking game
And we're back with a dude named Morgan.
"oh my god so fun so fun"
Treehouse amazed it didn't leak.
Nintendork 13 13 3:05 pm
Just squid-traveled up a wall covered in ink.
SUPER WEAPON
RawkHawk2010 3:07 pm
oh hey splatoon
I fell asleep and had a dream Krystal was in Smash.
Nintendork 13 13 3:08 pm
...
RawkHawk2010 3:08 pm
Her Final Smash was her becoming a werewolf.
And as a werewolf she shot an energy blast out of her mouth
And it reflected off of Giga Mac's pec.
Nintendork 13 13 3:09 pm
lol
Blue wins
Blue team looks like Miku
RawkHawk2010 3:09 pm
yea
Nintendork 13 13 3:09 pm
Individually ranked player screen.
"Let's talk about character design."
Inklings
Tentacle-hair
RawkHawk2010 3:10 pm
I like that.
Nintendork 13 13 3:10 pm
Like Uprising.
RawkHawk2010 3:11 pm
This game is catering to a fetish I didn't know I had.
Nintendork 13 13 3:11 pm
...
RawkHawk2010 3:11 pm
Then again I've always wanted to have intercourse while covered in yogurt.
Which is what this basically is.
Nintendork 13 13 3:12 pm
............Uh huh.
Jumped to front line and gets shot immediately.
Surfaces you can't put ink on.
RawkHawk2010 3:13 pm
btw this addresses what I mentioned yesterday.
FPSs should have music.
Nintendork 13 13 3:13 pm
This a TPS
RawkHawk2010 3:13 pm
well those too
Who is Smitty?
Nintendork 13 13 3:13 pm
This would be horrible as an FPS
RawkHawk2010 3:13 pm
Is that SMITBG?
Nintendork 13 13 3:13 pm
Moving through the ink as a squid in first-person? Bad.
...wot
RawkHawk2010 3:14 pm
SMITBG from NSider.
Super Metroid Is The Best Game.
Nintendork 13 13 3:14 pm
I... don't remember who that is.
^_^
RawkHawk2010 3:14 pm
I want Splatooner in Smash.
Nintendork 13 13 3:15 pm
Throw bombs.
Nintendork 13 13 3:16 pm
Smash right there
RawkHawk2010 3:16 pm
why is the white gamepad depicted when it's not even the one people have
Nintendork 13 13 3:16 pm
Yellow Kirby
Smash is riiight next to these guys.
Nintendork 13 13 3:18 pm
Superweapon
Bazooka
Miyamoto coming next.
Nintendork 13 13 3:20 pm
Guess he gets his own log.
See y'all soon!
RawkHawk2010 3:21 pm
where is he
WHERES THAT FUCKER
Nintendork 13 13 3:21 pm
I dunno
RawkHawk2010 3:23 pm
who is developing this again
Nintendork 13 13 3:23 pm
some nintendo dudes
RawkHawk2010 3:23 pm
ead?
Nintendork 13 13 3:24 pm
dunno
RawkHawk2010 3:24 pm
i like the winning condition.
It's like...
...reverse-Sunshine.
Spreading sludge instead of cleaning.
Nintendork 13 13 3:25 pm
ya
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