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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Treehouse Live: Captain Toad & Splatoon Tuesday 2014

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Live-reactions.

Two new franchises: Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker and Splatoon. Well, former is a spin-off. We live-react.

I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is himself.

What the map screen looks like.

Robbers. Pah.
Nintendork 13 13 2:34 pm

 RawkHawk2010 2:34 pm
    it ain't starting

 Nintendork 13 13 2:35 pm
    Me neither

 Nintendork 13 13 2:35 pm
    it made a noise
    "Starting right now... and going forever."
    They're introducing themselves.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:38 pm
    Treehouse employees aren't allowed to get married.

 RawkHawk2010 2:38 pm
    oh shit
    I had the stream playing in three different tabs

 Nintendork 13 13 2:38 pm
    Because leaks.

 RawkHawk2010 2:38 pm
    and thought they were just being rude and talking over eachother

 Nintendork 13 13 2:38 pm
    They're admitting they're socially awkward.
    Miyamoto in 1 hour.
    Cut-out for 90 seconds in a few seconds.
    Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker 1st.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:40 pm
    Nintendo has so many on-stage producers/camera dudes.
    Wii U menu music playing.
    They seem to have audio issues.

 RawkHawk2010 2:41 pm
    im tired

 Nintendork 13 13 2:42 pm
    We're back!
    I'm not.
    I actually got sleep. *smug*

 RawkHawk2010 2:42 pm
    I still see Nate Bihldorff as a real-life Falco.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:42 pm

 RawkHawk2010 2:42 pm
    "It was love at first Toad."

 Nintendork 13 13 2:43 pm
    No timer

 RawkHawk2010 2:43 pm
    There was a timer in the first one.
    But fuck having to tilt the gamepad for the camera.
    That doesn't work.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:43 pm
    "Pushing a button makes him so you can... hear some good Toad noises."

 RawkHawk2010 2:43 pm
    Can you use the right stick?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:44 pm
    That's what he said.

 RawkHawk2010 2:44 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:44 pm
    Shy Guy gets tired like you.

 RawkHawk2010 2:44 pm
    smb2 influence

 Nintendork 13 13 2:44 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 2:44 pm
    "This turnip is like... an AK-47 for Toad."
    I like these guys.
    Good quotes.
    Toad steals stars.

 RawkHawk2010 2:46 pm
    I like the SMB2 emphasis.
    3D World didn't even have Shy Guies.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:46 pm
    Toad shivers in terror.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:46 pm
    Tiny Toad.
    Take one hit.
    Toad is a metaphor for the everyman.
    Plucked gem.
    Lava rising.

 RawkHawk2010 2:47 pm
    did you hear that?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:48 pm
    hear wot

 RawkHawk2010 2:48 pm
    He just backpedaled after saying "I love fucking..."

 Nintendork 13 13 2:48 pm

 RawkHawk2010 2:48 pm
    I don't think he was allowed to use expletives.
    Since this is Nintendo-endorsed or whatever.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:48 pm
    I hear "plucking"

 RawkHawk2010 2:48 pm
    that might've been it

 Nintendork 13 13 2:49 pm
    "When you get promoted in the Toad universe, you get a lamp."

 RawkHawk2010 2:49 pm
    I just heard Smash's menu in the background.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:49 pm

 RawkHawk2010 2:49 pm
    The Brawl remix of Melee's menu theme,
    What the fuck is that doing back?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:49 pm
    Melee had the best menu theme.

 RawkHawk2010 2:49 pm
    Yeah but I want a remix of the Smash 4 theme!

 Nintendork 13 13 2:50 pm
    We'll get

 RawkHawk2010 2:50 pm
    Oh hey minecarts

 Nintendork 13 13 2:50 pm
    two menu themes.

 RawkHawk2010 2:50 pm
    Oh hey why is this not DK

 Nintendork 13 13 2:50 pm
    Shooting turnips on the screen.
    Turnips grab coins.
    "Oh da-... doot."

 RawkHawk2010 2:51 pm
    good game

 Nintendork 13 13 2:51 pm
    "Even the logo is a level!"

 RawkHawk2010 2:51 pm
    Captain Toad: Coconut Crackers
    I hate ghost houses.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:51 pm
    Captain Toad: Trooper Challenge

 Nintendork 13 13 2:53 pm
    Gamepad magically changes the mansion.
    Healdlight > Boo
    Goomba massacre. :-(

 Ryudragon29 2:55 pm
    well, they are shit at the game

 Nintendork 13 13 2:55 pm
    "I'm in the drink now"

 RawkHawk2010 2:56 pm
    sliding to reveal invisible coins is dum

 Nintendork 13 13 2:56 pm
    "that's what my mom is gonna do"

 RawkHawk2010 2:57 pm
    what the fuck is with this vocabulary?
    "I'm gonna fall in the drink"?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:57 pm
    It's amusing.

 Ryudragon29 2:58 pm
    just noticed the 99 lives

 Nintendork 13 13 2:58 pm
    Toad has a Taunt move.
    See how the Shy Guy is behaving.

 RawkHawk2010 2:59 pm
    when is star fix

 Nintendork 13 13 2:59 pm
    40 min

 RawkHawk2010 2:59 pm
    gonna go rest my eyes real quick

 Nintendork 13 13 2:59 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 3:00 pm
    99 chances to not fail.
    Toad ending.
    "everybody is super-excited about"
    Splatoon next

 Nintendork 13 13 3:03 pm
    So Captain Toad looks nice.
    Nice eShop-looking game
    And we're back with a dude named Morgan.
    "oh my god so fun so fun"
    Treehouse amazed it didn't leak.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:05 pm
    Just squid-traveled up a wall covered in ink.

 RawkHawk2010 3:07 pm
    oh hey splatoon
    I fell asleep and had a dream Krystal was in Smash.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:08 pm

 RawkHawk2010 3:08 pm
    Her Final Smash was her becoming a werewolf.
    And as a werewolf she shot an energy blast out of her mouth
    And it reflected off of Giga Mac's pec.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:09 pm
    Blue wins
    Blue team looks like Miku

 RawkHawk2010 3:09 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 3:09 pm
    Individually ranked player screen.
    "Let's talk about character design."

 RawkHawk2010 3:10 pm
    I like that.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:10 pm
    Like Uprising.

 RawkHawk2010 3:11 pm
    This game is catering to a fetish I didn't know I had.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:11 pm

 RawkHawk2010 3:11 pm
    Then again I've always wanted to have intercourse while covered in yogurt.
    Which is what this basically is.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:12 pm
    ............Uh huh.
    Jumped to front line and gets shot immediately.
    Surfaces you can't put ink on.

 RawkHawk2010 3:13 pm
    btw this addresses what I mentioned yesterday.
    FPSs should have music.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:13 pm
    This a TPS

 RawkHawk2010 3:13 pm
    well those too
    Who is Smitty?

 Nintendork 13 13 3:13 pm
    This would be horrible as an FPS

 RawkHawk2010 3:13 pm
    Is that SMITBG?

 Nintendork 13 13 3:13 pm
    Moving through the ink as a squid in first-person? Bad.

 RawkHawk2010 3:14 pm
    SMITBG from NSider.
    Super Metroid Is The Best Game.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:14 pm
    I... don't remember who that is.

 RawkHawk2010 3:14 pm
    I want Splatooner in Smash.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:15 pm
    Throw bombs.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:16 pm
    Smash right there

 RawkHawk2010 3:16 pm
    why is the white gamepad depicted when it's not even the one people have

 Nintendork 13 13 3:16 pm
    Yellow Kirby
    Smash is riiight next to these guys.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:18 pm
    Miyamoto coming next.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:20 pm
    Guess he gets his own log.
    See y'all soon!

RawkHawk2010 3:21 pm
    where is he

 Nintendork 13 13 3:21 pm
    I dunno

 RawkHawk2010 3:23 pm
    who is developing this again

 Nintendork 13 13 3:23 pm
    some nintendo dudes

 RawkHawk2010 3:23 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 3:24 pm

 RawkHawk2010 3:24 pm
    i like the winning condition.
    It's like...
    Spreading sludge instead of cleaning.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:25 pm

Miyamoto is coming up next. Stay tuned.

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