By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - It's CONKER! ...Rare doesn't get their own game.
It's time! Just like last year, Microsoft is first on the E3 line-up! I'm Nintendork 13 13, Ultralink1000 is Kamek, Rawk is himself, and Koopa Keep friend MarioSun90 is here as Ryudragon29.
Spoiler:
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| For one KoopaTV staff member, the most important part of the conference. |
Nintendork 13 13 12:26 pm
...Let's start now. <_<; For Kamek's sake.
Ultralink1000 12:26 pm
we should try to twitter
Nintendork 13 13 12:26 pm
...or now.
*ahem*
Welcome y'all.
Ultralink1000 12:26 pm
I'm here don't worry everyone
Nintendork 13 13 12:26 pm
......................Yeah.
Kamek went to Paris and got kidnapped by the Taliban.
Ultralink1000 12:27 pm
It was quite a harrowing experience
Nintendork 13 13 12:27 pm
We had to trade some terrorists to get him back.
(Like YoshiRider123)
RawkHawk2010 12:27 pm
is this the taliban doing this Twitch show?
Nintendork 13 13 12:27 pm
...No beards.
Maybe they're hip Taliban.
Ryudragon29 12:28 pm
it's funny how he pronounced Ubisoft
Nintendork 13 13 12:28 pm
...help the stream is buffering
RawkHawk2010 12:28 pm
do we want a new battletoads
Ryudragon29 12:28 pm
it is for everyone
Nintendork 13 13 12:28 pm
There's 183,000+ plus dudes in the Twitch stream.
...And that just dropped by 10,000 dudes.
RawkHawk2010 12:28 pm
It's like they purposely keep picking the non-DKU franchises to develop!
Ultralink1000 12:28 pm
yeah
GLOBAL BUFFERING
Nintendork 13 13 12:28 pm
And it just died.
Ultralink1000 12:28 pm
......
RawkHawk2010 12:28 pm
mine too
Nintendork 13 13 12:28 pm
Well.
...I'll assume they'll get it back up.
RawkHawk2010 12:29 pm
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO GUYS
Nintendork 13 13 12:29 pm
"This room is now in subscribers-only mode."
Ultralink1000 12:29 pm
"Use your head!"
Nintendork 13 13 12:29 pm
Everyone will leave Twitch's
...and they'll get it back up
and then we'll be the only ones on there.
And it'll be perfect speed.
Nintendork 13 13 12:29 pm
.....................
Ultralink1000 12:30 pm
I'm going to xbox's offical site just in case
Nintendork 13 13 12:30 pm
'kay I'm going to Gamespot's. <_<
RawkHawk2010 12:30 pm
liiiiiiiiiiiiink
Ultralink1000 12:30 pm
that might be a better idea actually
RawkHawk2010 12:30 pm
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink
Nintendork 13 13 12:30 pm
http://www.gamespot.com/e3/microsoft-press-conference-2014/
Twitch says they'll be back soon.
Ultralink1000 12:30 pm
the aspect ratio on the site is not conducive to my computer
Ryudragon29 12:30 pm
xbox site has music playing
Nintendork 13 13 12:30 pm
Gamespot guys on starting
Ryudragon29 12:30 pm
and that's about it
Ultralink1000 12:30 pm
I am however digging that music
Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
Gamespot has music
Ultralink1000 12:31 pm
it's starting
Ryudragon29 12:31 pm
oh a trailer of something
Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
And starting
Guess I'll close Twitch
"Ladies and gentlemen"
RawkHawk2010 12:31 pm
did i see banjo-threeie in that montage
Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
"This is the 2014 Xbox global media briefing"
PHIL
SPENCER
(not bald)
Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
Gamespot has 43,000 dudes. ...Probably why it's flowing well.
Ultralink1000 12:32 pm
Sup Uncle Phil
Ryudragon29 12:32 pm
whoa, the quality is crap
Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
Common purpose with Sony and Nintendo.
Ryudragon29 12:32 pm
ok, it got better
Ultralink1000 12:32 pm
I know mariosun...It's better now
Ryudragon29 12:32 pm
not anymore
it's skipping
:s
Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
Bringing the entertainment: Games.
RawkHawk2010 12:32 pm
let's see some rare
Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
...(I dunno it's fine with me.)
Ultralink1000 12:32 pm
PASSION & CREATIVITY
Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
HOTTEST START IN HISTORY
Personally thank us.
Ryudragon29 12:33 pm
dammit
Nintendork 13 13 12:33 pm
(None of us own an Xbox One)
Feedback.
"We" shape the future of Xbox, and Xbox is better for it.
RawkHawk2010 12:33 pm
do we like this guy more than don mattrick yet
Nintendork 13 13 12:33 pm
("Get rid of Kinect!"
yeah
"DEDICATE OUR ENTIRE BRIEFING TO GAMES"
As opposed to that other shit they had.
Ultralink1000 12:34 pm
Okay...games first
Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
Games first? Games only.
RawkHawk2010 12:34 pm
"old favorites"
RAAAAAAAAAAAARE
Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
Activision and Sledgehammer.
Best-selling franchise.
(CoD?)
Ultralink1000 12:34 pm
Halo?
Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
Beginning of new era for this franchise.
Ultralink1000 12:34 pm
Nah Call of Duty
Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
Xbox owners first to play for all the add-on content.
How do we feel that CoD is the best selling game on Xbox?
SOUTH KOREA
Ultralink1000 12:35 pm
Kinda sad
RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
"advanced warfare"
Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
Sounds like Advance Wars.
Ultralink1000 12:35 pm
you know there were a lot of South Koreans in France
sucks to be that guy
RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
hey it looks like every other call of duty
Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
...Yeah.
Reminds me of CoD: Ghosts.
RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
and every other microsoft trailer
Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
With the helicopter.
RawkHawk2010 12:36 pm
lots of dudebro yelling
and crashes
Ryudragon29 12:36 pm
I guess it's better to have crap quality than having the video skip
Nintendork 13 13 12:36 pm
No one died yet right?
Ultralink1000 12:36 pm
Mitchell needs to get his crap together
Nintendork 13 13 12:36 pm
Mitchell had ptsd.
"Get the door."
*kicks*
wait what
Ultralink1000 12:36 pm
I can dig it
Nintendork 13 13 12:36 pm
I thought they were like
50 feet in the air.
And they just jump out.
And land.
Ultralink1000 12:37 pm
Is it just me or do they walk funny
Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
So new gen of CoD. ...Darker, more brown.
RawkHawk2010 12:37 pm
post-acocalyptic cityscape
very refreshing
Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
lol
Get your boosters ready.
Ultralink1000 12:37 pm
I have to admit I'm a sucker for floaty particle effects
Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
...I like them too. >_>
RawkHawk2010 12:37 pm
I thought the audience suddenly just started applauding
but it was ammo being fired
Ultralink1000 12:38 pm
This looks like that PS4 game
Killzone
Nintendork 13 13 12:38 pm
Are there any bright post-apocalyptic areas?
RawkHawk2010 12:38 pm
that may be something we should invent
Ultralink1000 12:38 pm
Does anyone know how far a "click" is?
Nintendork 13 13 12:38 pm
...A click is a distance?
Ultralink1000 12:39 pm
yeah...they're like 2 clicks....that way >>
Nintendork 13 13 12:39 pm
woah they jumped with rocket boosts
Isn't that a Smash 4 item?
The Rocket belt?
Ryudragon29 12:39 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/coolmax09/qualitystream_zpseee8db77.png
the quality of the stream ^
Nintendork 13 13 12:39 pm
wtf
Mine is a lot better.
Refresh!
Ultralink1000 12:39 pm
I'm fine
Nintendork 13 13 12:40 pm
Let's see if Twitch is back up
Ultralink1000 12:40 pm
Whoa that stream of robots is very Matrix Sentinalsy
RawkHawk2010 12:40 pm
This is a terrible way to start off a conference.
RawkHawk2010 12:40 pm
But I guess it's better than ending it with this shit.
Nintendork 13 13 12:40 pm
(Twitch isn't up)
Ultralink1000 12:40 pm
poor twitch
Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
Laser guns.
RawkHawk2010 12:41 pm
these noises
Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
So is Twitch going to be down during Nintendo's?
RawkHawk2010 12:41 pm
sounds like space cadet pinball in this bitch
Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
Because Nintendo is hosting their stuff on Twitch.
lol
Better than Ukulele of Pinball.
Ultralink1000 12:41 pm
I kind of expected laser guns to be more impressive this gen
Ryudragon29 12:41 pm
IGN quality is fine for me, I'll stay there for now
Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
Mitchell is still alive?!
'kay.
Ultralink1000 12:41 pm
Classic Mitchell
Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
Guy gets his arm stuck for no reason.
RawkHawk2010 12:42 pm
Dumbass.
Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
"MITCHELL WE'RE OUT OF TIME"
"It's okay..."
RawkHawk2010 12:42 pm
How did that even happen?
Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
"See you on the other side"
what the fuck
Ryudragon29 12:42 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 12:42 pm
Jeezum
RawkHawk2010 12:42 pm
"Game Over"
Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
Mitchell is completely incompetent.
lol
Ultralink1000 12:42 pm
*Floaty particle effects"
Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
"MITCHELL! MITCHEELLLL!"
Ultralink1000 12:42 pm
@u@
RawkHawk2010 12:42 pm
I'd laugh so hard if the player just lost.
Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 12:42 pm
xD
Ryudragon29 12:42 pm
whoa, you guys are way ahead of me now
Ultralink1000 12:43 pm
I like his mustache
Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
"Gonna get you home"
Ryudragon29 12:43 pm
I just got the "see you on the other side"
Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
...yeah try gamespot again
Ultralink1000 12:43 pm
Gory arm isn't my idea of a good time
Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
I just saw a Gears of War guy on a bike
"POWER CHANGES EVERYTHING"
That's the tagline.
11.4.14
RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
i thought that was a montage of different games
Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
Turn10 studios, Dan Greenawalt
RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
Oh god
Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
FORZA 5
Ultralink1000 12:44 pm
See? Rocket Jet Kung Fu Kicks are better
this guy....
Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
ARE THEY GONNA HAVE CARS ON E3
Ultralink1000 12:44 pm
is loud
Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
Car on Xbox
RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
More "You can see every individual fiber on the seats!"
Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
Car on EA
Car on Ubisoft
That was amazing.
RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
drivatards
Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
Drivatar I remember that shit.
Nintendork 13 13 12:45 pm
The nurburgfnvbngf
RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
nurbergring
sounds like a fucking disease
Ultralink1000 12:45 pm
xD
Nintendork 13 13 12:45 pm
Mercedes-Benz ad
(Kart 8 ain't the only ones who do it.)
Available starting today.
Now Kinect transfers diseases to you.
For free!
Ultralink1000 12:45 pm
Oh dear
Nintendork 13 13 12:45 pm
Ralph Fulton.
Fun accent.
RawkHawk2010 12:46 pm
is this music they keep playing even in forza
Ultralink1000 12:46 pm
Fartza fans
This guy has an interesting accent
Nintendork 13 13 12:46 pm
"Prighmeer"
(is ms90 dead)
Full day and night cycle.
...It's a fucking racing game.
RawkHawk2010 12:46 pm
This guy's accent is like half-Scotsman half-Indian.
I'm stunned.
Nintendork 13 13 12:46 pm
Are you driving for 24 hours straight?
...lol
Nintendork 13 13 12:47 pm
Thoushand members
Ultralink1000 12:47 pm
No waiting seems to be a theme for this gen
ehpic
RawkHawk2010 12:47 pm
maybe wii u can hop on that soon
Nintendork 13 13 12:47 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 12:47 pm
I will admit I have a soft spot for Lamborghinis
Nintendork 13 13 12:47 pm
Coming September 30th
Rain
This is like car porn.
RawkHawk2010 12:48 pm
Isn't this the car Elliot Rodger drove?
Ultralink1000 12:48 pm
Pretty much
Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
I dunno what he drove.
Ryudragon29 12:48 pm
car porn: the video game
Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
Ask TV's Andy Levy to fact-check.
MS90 how's your stream?
Ryudragon29 12:48 pm
it works fine on IGN
Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
DRAMATIC WEATHER
SEAMLESS MULTIPLAYER
Ultralink1000 12:48 pm
I love me some dramatic weather
Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
OPEN-WORLD DRAVI-- oh fuck it
RawkHawk2010 12:49 pm
I forgot what a drivatar even is
Ultralink1000 12:49 pm
me too honestly
Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
I thought they would create a mud-slide/rock slide when they were driving at the clifdfs.
Ryudragon29 12:49 pm
yeah, lud, thanks for reminding me you,re 10 second ahead of me
Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
Like the Samurai Goroh race in F-Zero GX.
Ultralink1000 12:49 pm
v
Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
In story mode.
Ultralink1000 12:49 pm
oh
evolve
RawkHawk2010 12:49 pm
EVOLVE
Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
From da creators of left 4 dead
Ultralink1000 12:49 pm
Didn't valve make L4D
Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
Evolution of GAMING
is this half-life 3
"It's HERE."
Ultralink1000 12:50 pm
Oh look it's cuthulu
Nintendork 13 13 12:50 pm
"or"
BE THE MONSTER
Hey this sounds like assymetric multiplayer.
Get this shit on the Wii U.
EVOL v E
RawkHawk2010 12:50 pm
yeah actually looks cool
Nintendork 13 13 12:50 pm
#4V1
Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
looks like every other game they made
Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
...isn't the whole concept of Wii U 4 vs 1
Ubisoft. Senior producer.
Assassin's Creed Unity.
Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
team fortress 2 and L4D
RawkHawk2010 12:51 pm
saaaahga
Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
OOOOOOOO
Ryudragon29 12:51 pm
but this doesn't look like a Valve game
Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
@u@
Ryudragon29 12:51 pm
wtf
AC
Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
french Assassin's Creed
took them long enough
Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
is that aisha
Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
I can't tell
Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
or just a generic black woman playing
Rawk asked last night if there were any non-Aisha black people at E3.
(There you go!)
RawkHawk2010 12:52 pm
When is there gonna be a Civil War Assassin's Creed?
Ultralink1000 12:52 pm
Is is just me or are the clothes much less detailed
RawkHawk2010 12:52 pm
(unintentional segue)
Nintendork 13 13 12:52 pm
wtf the gamer turned into a white male
wtf??
RawkHawk2010 12:53 pm
is this the french revolution
Ultralink1000 12:53 pm
jeez
Ultralink1000 12:53 pm
that was really not subtle
is that
Ryudragon29 12:53 pm
French Revolution is the best thing they could've done with the AC franchise at this point
Ultralink1000 12:53 pm
Versailles?
RawkHawk2010 12:53 pm
look at this guy
trayvonning it up in his hoodie
Ultralink1000 12:53 pm
oh my gosh
Nintendork 13 13 12:53 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 12:53 pm
it is
it has to be
Nintendork 13 13 12:53 pm
"I will use your head as a piss-pot!"
Ultralink1000 12:54 pm
I was there o.o
Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
Is it photorealistic to what it is?
Ultralink1000 12:54 pm
Granted I did NOT do that >>
Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
lol
Your Taliban captors did.
Ultralink1000 12:54 pm
oh my
Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
They're like Greninja.
...I dunno.
So this has nothing to do with that 4v1 thing.
(Just realized that.)
Ultralink1000 12:55 pm
no this is AC:Unity
Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
wtf was that 4v1 thing
Ultralink1000 12:55 pm
whoa >< not liking that split screen
Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
So here's split-screeen multiplayer.
RawkHawk2010 12:55 pm
You thought this was still EVOLvE?
Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
ya
RawkHawk2010 12:55 pm
LOL
Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
Throw out the window
RawkHawk2010 12:56 pm
R.I.P. Dr. Crowler
Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
game over
oh what the fuck
his head was on a pike
Ultralink1000 12:56 pm
that's....about right actually....
>< the french revolution was terribly bloody
Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
#myfavoritegame
RawkHawk2010 12:57 pm
are any of them gonna mention a nintendo game
Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
Pizza Hut
EA
BioWare
RawkHawk2010 12:57 pm
guess not
Ultralink1000 12:57 pm
Great
now i'm hungry
Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
You can eat french food.
RawkHawk2010 12:57 pm
is this mass effecr 4
Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
Probably.
Ultralink1000 12:57 pm
There's a decided dearth of french food here
Totally thought he shot an invisible shotgun
Nintendork 13 13 12:58 pm
Dat slow-mo water running
RawkHawk2010 12:58 pm
This looks like Kingdoms of Armalur.
Ultralink1000 12:58 pm
Monster hunter?
Nintendork 13 13 12:58 pm
"I am hunted for the power I wield"
Ryudragon29 12:58 pm
it's dragon age
Ultralink1000 12:58 pm
Thanks Mariosun
RawkHawk2010 12:59 pm
How is the same developer that did Sonic Chronicles doing this?
Ryudragon29 12:59 pm
I could be wrong though
but it looks like it
Ultralink1000 12:59 pm
nah you were right
Nintendork 13 13 12:59 pm
DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION
COMING OCTOBER 7
Warehouse District
RawkHawk2010 12:59 pm
where's rare
Ultralink1000 12:59 pm
o_O again?
Nintendork 13 13 12:59 pm
Well THIS isn't still Dragon Age.
Some cover shooter.
At least Mitchell isn't here.
Insomniac
Ultralink1000 1:00 pm
Don't you hate it when that happ-.....
RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
oh
Ultralink1000 1:00 pm
wut?
RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
it's that game
Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
Some douchebag on a skateboard
"Cover mechanic right?"
(Well, he got that right.)
RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
Well this got my attention\
Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
Yeah.
Ultralink1000 1:00 pm
PARKOUR THE GAME
RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
made me think it was boring ass shooter
Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
SHABAAM
RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
but nope!
Ultralink1000 1:00 pm
o.o
this is better
much better
Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
I like this.
RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
guy reminds me of pyrohn
Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
"WELCOME TO SPECTACULAR SUNSET CITY"
RawkHawk2010 1:01 pm
or sonic
Ryudragon29 1:01 pm
they already showed that game last year
Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
Contaminated energy drink.
Ultralink1000 1:01 pm
xD
Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
(...but I'm trying to drink grape soda)
Ultralink1000 1:01 pm
I like grape soda
Ryudragon29 1:01 pm
Sunset overdrive
or something
Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
Survive with style.
Ultralink1000 1:01 pm
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DISMEMBERED ARMS!
RawkHawk2010 1:01 pm
This reminds me of Lollipop Chainsaw.
Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
That's good.
Lollipop Chainsaw, not dismembered arms.
SUNSET OVERDRIVE
RawkHawk2010 1:02 pm
also the monsters look like vaginas.
Ultralink1000 1:02 pm
Well....
Best game yet?
Nintendork 13 13 1:02 pm
Definitely.
RawkHawk2010 1:02 pm
Wouldn't perform cunnilingus on that.
Ultralink1000 1:02 pm
can we agree on that?
Nintendork 13 13 1:02 pm
Yes.
RawkHawk2010 1:02 pm
yea
Nintendork 13 13 1:02 pm
Not much competition.
Ultralink1000 1:02 pm
>> thank you rawk
Nintendork 13 13 1:03 pm
"I used to think this town was boring!"
Ultralink1000 1:03 pm
this dude is basically deadpool
Nintendork 13 13 1:03 pm
(Peachtree?)
RawkHawk2010 1:03 pm
lol
HHHHHHH
RawkHawk2010 1:03 pm
RAIL-GRINDING
YES
Nintendork 13 13 1:03 pm
BRRRR
Combo kill blast!
RawkHawk2010 1:03 pm
why can't rare be doing this
Nintendork 13 13 1:03 pm
Because Rare is incompetent.
RawkHawk2010 1:03 pm
"mismanaged"
Nintendork 13 13 1:04 pm
Why can't Platinum be doing this?
Ultralink1000 1:04 pm
I like that Narwhal
Ryudragon29 1:04 pm
he received fall damage, probably wasn't intended lol
Nintendork 13 13 1:04 pm
...Seems like something Suda51 would do.
...except american
RawkHawk2010 1:04 pm
This looks
really
really
good
Nintendork 13 13 1:04 pm
Ya.
(Maybe one "really")
RawkHawk2010 1:05 pm
It's a fucking platformer
Ultralink1000 1:05 pm
I mean...it looks fun.
Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
BOOM explosion cloud.
RawkHawk2010 1:05 pm
with shooting
Ultralink1000 1:05 pm
but....
It's kinda shallow
Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
But BIG 8-player experience.
Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
Earn loot and save the city.
(City Trial???)
Exclusively on Xbox One, October 28.
RawkHawk2010 1:05 pm
well it looks really good relative to what else we've seen
nathan drake
Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
Now we have anot
CAPCOM
Ultralink1000 1:05 pm
dead rising?
Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
Dead Rising!
Cosplay as your favourite Capcom characters!
(...Mega Man?)
RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
what the fuck even is this
Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
(Phoenix Wright???)
30...FIRST anniversary!
RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
Demise
Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
M. Bison.
Ryudragon29 1:06 pm
so it's not Dead Rising anymore?
Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
Mega Man riff
...lol
Ultralink1000 1:06 pm
xD\
Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
That title
Available NOW
Dead Rising 3 DLC
Ultralink1000 1:07 pm
ooo
nice
RawkHawk2010 1:07 pm
is this on 360
Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
Hadouken rap
Ultralink1000 1:07 pm
I enjoyed that
Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
Xbox One
I liked that.
Now it's Harmonix with
DANCE CENTRAL
Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
(this guy sounds gay)
Ultralink1000 1:07 pm
He's way too timid
RawkHawk2010 1:07 pm
or french
Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
...
lol
Ultralink1000 1:07 pm
<<
Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
Disney Fantasia
Ultralink1000 1:08 pm
He totally got roped in at the last second
Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
Dance Central Spotlight
exclusive download for Xbox One
RawkHawk2010 1:08 pm
oh hey something the wii u won't get
Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
...Dancing to hottest hits of the moment!
...lol
RawkHawk2010 1:08 pm
which would actually sell
Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
...Yeah, it would.
RawkHawk2010 1:08 pm
"of the moment"
Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
So the latest Friday-like pop shit?
...Yeah, that would sell. (Not sarcastic)
Fable Legends.
Ultralink1000 1:09 pm
New Fable game
I know people who will like that
RawkHawk2010 1:09 pm
who cares about fable
Nintendork 13 13 1:09 pm
Those people Kamek just mentioned.
Ultralink1000 1:09 pm
o_O
Nintendork 13 13 1:09 pm
wtf is that guy doing
Ultralink1000 1:09 pm
what was that guy doing
RawkHawk2010 1:10 pm
lol\
maybe this is still dance central
Nintendork 13 13 1:10 pm
ms90 you're on delayed stream tell us what that guy was doing
dat ass jiggle
Bokoblins
RawkHawk2010 1:10 pm
is this kinect
I think it is
Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
Probably.
Ultralink1000 1:11 pm
nah
RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
it looks on rails
Ultralink1000 1:11 pm
I agree with rawk
RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
if not
Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
Yeah that guy was on rails.
RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
then it just looks hilariously rigid
Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
Innovative multiplayer gaming.
RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
which would be even worse
Ultralink1000 1:11 pm
Or rails isn't innovative >>
Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
You can be the villain!
Ultralink1000 1:11 pm
on*
Nintendork 13 13 1:12 pm
On rails multiplayer isn't innovative?
With assymetric multiplayer?
why isn't this on wii u
The central screen is literally the GamePad.
RawkHawk2010 1:12 pm
"how does this story end"
Ultralink1000 1:12 pm
*beats dead body*
RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
for a minute I thought they were actually gonna spoil it
Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
stupid noggin
Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
ugly ass punk
Ryudragon29 1:13 pm
this is putting me to sleep
Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
"How did we not smell that coming?"
RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
yeah
Ultralink1000 1:13 pm
Yeah i'm not tooo impressed
Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
"I think I chose the wrong underwear for this one." - french guy
Ultralink1000 1:13 pm
"Oh bugger...."
RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
these middle age fantasy games aren't much more exciting than post-apocalyptic shooters
Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
Guys holding controllers so guess it's not on rails.
RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
what time is it
Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
...So it IS rigid.
1:14
Conference ends
at 2
RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
All my clocks are still wrong.
Surprised I even got here on time.
Ultralink1000 1:14 pm
1:13 pm EST
RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
is this r5are
Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
Spark
Only on Xbox and PC
Ultralink1000 1:15 pm
soooo why is batman ninja turtles relevant
RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
this looks like rare
Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
It's not.
We saw this last year.
Ultralink1000 1:15 pm
yeeeah this looks like rare
RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
fuck me
Ultralink1000 1:15 pm
oh
Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
I remember it.
Ultralink1000 1:15 pm
it's the slingshot
Ultralink1000 1:15 pm
game
RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
That dude is basically Fox from Star Fox Adventures.
but a dude.
Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
I remember the spark thing making shit.
"zombie mechs"
Get this zombie shit awaay
Introducing
GALAXIES
(...)
RawkHawk2010 1:16 pm
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Ultralink1000 1:17 pm
wut
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
jkenfdjhfcbdhj,d
Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
AHH
AHJHHHH
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
WHAT
Ultralink1000 1:17 pm
xD
Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
THE FUCK
Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
CONKER
WITH A CHAINSAWQ
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
WHAT
Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
FDBGFHNGMN
Ultralink1000 1:17 pm
He was right
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
THEbnh9ouephew\
Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
TEH8iuogtwyuw9wio9w
uwhgwuywhdwuiwhwwd
Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
HE WAS RIGHT
Ultralink1000 1:17 pm
It is rare
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Ryudragon29 1:17 pm
Conker?
Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
"ALMOST 10 YEARS WITHOUT A NEW GAME"
CONKER
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
OH
MY
Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
ONLY IN PROJECT SPARK
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
GOD
can't breath
ee
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
hyperventelating
Ultralink1000 1:17 pm
xD
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
hbndyugwe
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
you're gonna die tonight moterfucker
RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
i'll be on teh flroor
Ultralink1000 1:18 pm
Is that no face from Spirited Away >>
Nintendork 13 13 1:18 pm
It's making Luma sounds
GameSpot stream doesn't like this
Ultralink1000 1:18 pm
I like this
Nintendork 13 13 1:18 pm
...or conker
Ultralink1000 1:19 pm
Ori and the Blind Forest
Nintendork 13 13 1:19 pm
I hope Rawk won't buy an Xbox One just to play Conker thrown into a game he was deriding as meh before Conker was shwn.
Ultralink1000 1:19 pm
Finally something I
Nintendork 13 13 1:19 pm
*shown
Ultralink1000 1:19 pm
am looking forward to
Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
oooooooooooooooo
Finally
Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
chanting music
Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
main event time
Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
Is this Halo 5
RawkHawk2010 1:20 pm
okay
Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
Looks like it
RawkHawk2010 1:20 pm
i'm back in my body
Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
why isn't there cheering?
Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
Okay. Halo 5 is going.
Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
Normally everyone goes insane at the hint of halo
Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
Maybe they're being respectful.
Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
psh
is that the stream of the video o.o
Nintendork 13 13 1:21 pm
.........No that's the trailer.
Dark Samu-...
Dark Chief
RawkHawk2010 1:21 pm
is this master chief's dad
oh hey
Ultralink1000 1:22 pm
so...it's a quest to find master chief
RawkHawk2010 1:22 pm
a trailer barely less cryptic than last year's
Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
343 Industries Bonnie Ross
Spoiling Halo 4
RawkHawk2010 1:22 pm
questioning authority
how edgy
Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
So is that Dark Samus?
Ryudragon29 1:23 pm
"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?"
Nintendork 13 13 1:23 pm
lol
Ryudragon29 1:23 pm
they did this on purpose
Ultralink1000 1:23 pm
"A girl with fighting foooooor"
Nintendork 13 13 1:23 pm
Halo 4, not Mega Man x4!
Halo: The Master Chief Collection
Halo 1, 2, 3, 4
Ultralink1000 1:23 pm
Oooo reboots
Nintendork 13 13 1:23 pm
she just spoiled Halo 4 though
Ultralink1000 1:23 pm
again
RawkHawk2010 1:23 pm
how many times do people want to play these games
Ryudragon29 1:23 pm
when is it coming to PC?
Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
I dunno, let's ask the executive producer.
Dan Ayoub
RawkHawk2010 1:24 pm
dan ayoub
Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
Something is off about his voice.
RawkHawk2010 1:24 pm
something is off about his last name
Ultralink1000 1:24 pm
Featules
Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
Like his voice is tired from practicing.
Unlocking everything from the game.
Ultralink1000 1:24 pm
meh
Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
Custom playlist.
...Treating games as music?
Halo 2 "retouch".
Ryudragon29 1:25 pm
he keeps blinking from one eye
RawkHawk2010 1:25 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 1:25 pm
Halo 2 multiplayer "exactly as it shipped 10 years ago"
RawkHawk2010 1:25 pm
he's cringing at having to sell this
Nintendork 13 13 1:25 pm
lol
I thought the guy was gonna fall off a cliff
Ultralink1000 1:26 pm
It does look nice
Nintendork 13 13 1:26 pm
"OH YEAH WE GOT 'EM"
RawkHawk2010 1:26 pm
why doesn't fps multiplayer have music
Nintendork 13 13 1:26 pm
"WE GOT 'EM"
RawkHawk2010 1:26 pm
it could even be subtle music
Nintendork 13 13 1:26 pm
"You got me" - Trayvon
I dunno
RawkHawk2010 1:27 pm
have SOMETHING
Ultralink1000 1:27 pm
truth
subtle music helps
Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
Every multiplayer map ever released
Ultralink1000 1:27 pm
achievements
Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
60 fps 1080 on dedicated servers woo?
RawkHawk2010 1:27 pm
4000 gamerscore
Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
Ship with 4000 gamer score
So you get score...
...Just for buying it?
RawkHawk2010 1:27 pm
i thought he was gonna say 4000 achievements.
Ultralink1000 1:27 pm
no >>
RawkHawk2010 1:27 pm
ridley
Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
too big
Ultralink1000 1:27 pm
Means if you get all the achievements you get 4000 gamerscore
Nintendork 13 13 1:28 pm
Oh. That's a marketing point?
Ultralink1000 1:28 pm
Apparently....I dunno
Ryudragon29 1:28 pm
people like achievements
Ultralink1000 1:28 pm
oooo a beta
Nintendork 13 13 1:28 pm
Do people buy games just for how much score you can get? >_>
Ultralink1000 1:28 pm
I don't think so....
maybe some
Nintendork 13 13 1:28 pm
long-jump
RawkHawk2010 1:28 pm
guys
conker!
Ultralink1000 1:29 pm
I do like the Iron Man punch
RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
conker's a thing!
Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
rawk you said the game looked like crap
Don't get a One just for that.
RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
no i didn't
i said meeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
RawkHawk2010 1:16 pm
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
cuz i wanted to see rare
Ultralink1000 1:29 pm
.....
RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
and lo and behold
Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
...
RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
i saw rare
Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
>.>
Ultralink1000 1:29 pm
why is he wearing a limbo shirt?
RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
Conker - Holiday 2014
Great!
Ultralink1000 1:30 pm
Is he trying to cater to independent developers?
Nintendork 13 13 1:30 pm
(He's talking about Halo, but okay.)
2015 portfolio
Diversity.
(So Rare)
RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
(I'm just gonna refer to "Project Spark" as Conker forever.)
RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
incredible studio
Nintendork 13 13 1:30 pm
Incredible studio
RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
rare
Nintendork 13 13 1:30 pm
...so not rare
RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 1:30 pm
Game of the year
...Yeah Rare ain't gonna get that ever again.
Ultralink1000 1:30 pm
I'm stumped
RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
why does his shirt say Limbo?
Ultralink1000 1:31 pm
It's a game >>
whoa
it's Limbo 2
Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
...lol
RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
guess that answers my question
Ultralink1000 1:31 pm
oh my gosh
as if limbo wasn't scary enough
RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
This is stealing from DKCR.
Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
Did they show a four square court at the start?
Ultralink1000 1:32 pm
DKCR wasn't a horror game >>
Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 1:32 pm
or "thriller"
or whatever
Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
INSIDE
RawkHawk2010 1:32 pm
those silhouettes tho
Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
...I guess it's called INSIDE.
Chris Charla
Ultralink1000 1:32 pm
Is no one going to talk about it?
Ultralink1000 1:32 pm
Oh my gosh this guy's voice
RawkHawk2010 1:32 pm
nah
more important things
Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
no people don't talk about games in this conference
"and here comes the indie cancer" - Gamespot chat comment
(...he's probably right.)
Ultralink1000 1:33 pm
Limbo was an excellent game
RawkHawk2010 1:33 pm
this guy sounds like Francis.
Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
"He actually sounds indie too."
RawkHawk2010 1:33 pm
XD
Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
Hundreds of new games
bam
Ultralink1000 1:34 pm
was that snowwhite with a gun
Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
It's 2D Madworld
RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
indie music
Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
lol
Ndemic Creations
isn't that a flash game
already out
Ultralink1000 1:34 pm
some of these look good
Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
...like 10 years ago
RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
that cartoon game looked interesting
Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
FRU(it)
MIGHTY NO. 9
RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
kinect platformer looked stupid
Ultralink1000 1:34 pm
megaman
?
Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
...shhh it's not mega man
...Kinda bad to see poor Mighty No. 9 grouped with all this though.
RawkHawk2010 1:35 pm
i can't tell what are the game names and what are the company names
Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
...I actually forgot Mighty No. 9 existed.
>_>;
I think ones on right are company
Ultralink1000 1:35 pm
true
Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
ones on left are game.
RawkHawk2010 1:35 pm
they're both always unpronouncable shit
Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
lol
Kumail Nanjiani
(unpronouncable shit)
Ultralink1000 1:36 pm
these guys are lame
Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
"Ayatoosh Durmavic"
???
Ultralink1000 1:36 pm
><
Ryudragon29 1:36 pm
sports
Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
"world premiere"
Ultralink1000 1:36 pm
tomb raider?
Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
It's a movie trailer
RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
mirror's edge
Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
Rawk is this wot your psychologist was like?
RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
no
Mine was snarky.
Ultralink1000 1:37 pm
This is so tomb raider
Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
How would you describe this one?
Ryudragon29 1:37 pm
it is
Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
Ms. Croft
Ultralink1000 1:37 pm
Called it
Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
RISE OF THE TOMB RAIDER
Holiday 2015
Ultralink1000 1:37 pm
looks nice
RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
I hate when people name stuff like that.
Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
More unpronouncable names for The Witcher 3.
RawkHawk2010 1:38 pm
now it's just gonna fuck up alphabetical ordering systems.
Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
Other guy didn't even talk.
RawkHawk2010 1:38 pm
Like Mario and Super Mario
Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
He's just holding the controller.
Yeah.
Ultralink1000 1:38 pm
Wasn't The Witcher a movie?
Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
10 hours in the game (spoiler)
RawkHawk2010 1:38 pm
why am i still watching this
need to be talking about conker
Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
Rare has a new game.
In the next 20 minutes.
RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
wait
RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
really?
Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
...Uh, yeah.
They're not MAKING Project Spark.
Ultralink1000 1:39 pm
fish eye lens is a little trippy
Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
Conker is just in it to sell it.
RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
Rare just got restructured.
So whatever they were making probably got canceled right?
Ultralink1000 1:39 pm
define "Restructured"
RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
Fired all the higher ups.
Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
They have to be working on something, right? Restructured =/= dissolved
It could be like the Banjo Nuts and Bolts trailer and show no gameplay.
RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
Well last time they got "restructured" like five projects got canned.
Yeah.
Ultralink1000 1:40 pm
harsh video
RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
christ
Ultralink1000 1:40 pm
uh oh
Nintendork 13 13 1:40 pm
video stopped
RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
I have to buy an Xbox One now.
Ultralink1000 1:40 pm
buffering
Nintendork 13 13 1:40 pm
continuing
"You can come out"
buffering
RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
Oh]
This is Elder Scrolls ain't itt
Ultralink1000 1:41 pm
at least wait for the rest of the annoucements before sinking 399 US Dollars
Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
buffering
RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
Skyrim II
Ultralink1000 1:41 pm
it's not elder scrolls
RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
oh
Ultralink1000 1:41 pm
it's like....
RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
The Witcher
Ultralink1000 1:41 pm
I can't even describe it
Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
It's Evolve
RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
What's with this fish eye lens?
Ultralink1000 1:41 pm
it's his heightened senses
Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
Walk up waterfall
RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
looks like blindness to me
Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
I'm blind, I ain't got a fish eye lens.
kacaw
Ultralink1000 1:42 pm
lulz
RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
all these monster hunting games need better animations/sounds
take a cue from Uprising or something
Ultralink1000 1:42 pm
oops
RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
your sword hitting a dude should make some noise.
Ultralink1000 1:43 pm
did he just use the force
Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
I dunno I'm fine with birdie's sound effect.
RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
i mean attacks lad
Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
Super sword
Ultralink1000 1:43 pm
gross
RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
Oh hey
Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
Got his head.
RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
It's this son of a bitch.
Ultralink1000 1:43 pm
Cabela
RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
Well.
Ultralink1000 1:43 pm
Cabella's fantasy hunting
RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
Is this it guys?!
IS THIS IT?!
Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
Ken Lobb
Killer Instinct
RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
BANJO
IT'S COMING
Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
"I love E3!"
RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
IT'S COMING
.
Ultralink1000 1:44 pm
>>?
RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
Ghoulies?!
Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
...are you ignoring the KILLER INSTINCT in the background
Ultralink1000 1:44 pm
What's this rawk?
these symbols?
Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
ANOTHER GAME
BRING BACK
RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
This ain't Rare.
Ryudragon29 1:44 pm
^
Ultralink1000 1:44 pm
hmm...
Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
Announce... the trailer.
Only on Xbox One.
Ultralink1000 1:45 pm
I like his hair
Nintendork 13 13 1:45 pm
rawk you know this guy
I thought he was gonna turn into a Raven Laguz.
RawkHawk2010 1:45 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 1:45 pm
classical music?
Nintendork 13 13 1:45 pm
They're running to hug?
Ultralink1000 1:45 pm
O_o
RawkHawk2010 1:45 pm
don't even know what this is
Man!
Ultralink1000 1:45 pm
what the heck is this
RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
WHAT A FUCKING TEASE
Ultralink1000 1:46 pm
is it a fighting game?
RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
What the fuck were they thinking with that shit?!
Nintendork 13 13 1:46 pm
love explosions
Ultralink1000 1:46 pm
Doesn't ring a bell
Nintendork 13 13 1:46 pm
The battle for reality begins
Phantom Dust
...never heard of it.
RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
"We revived Killer Instinct! Now we're reviving something else!"
Ryudragon29 1:46 pm
but that studio is shit
RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
Of course everyone thought it'd be another Rare franchise right?
Nintendork 13 13 1:46 pm
40 hours a week playing games?
...isn't that a full-time job
Ultralink1000 1:47 pm
DIVISION
Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
Ryan Barnard
DIVISION
Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
OKAY PAYING ATTENTION
Ultralink1000 1:47 pm
TOM CLANCY'S DIVISION
Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
His favourite game is Dota 2
...not a good sign but let's keep watching.
RawkHawk2010 1:47 pm
Fuck Kenn Lobb
Fuck Xbox
Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
I remember Black Friday.
RawkHawk2010 1:47 pm
Fuck Microsoft
Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
Last year's E3 was all about cars and black ____
RawkHawk2010 1:47 pm
Fuck everything relating to them.
Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
snow
santa
Ultralink1000 1:48 pm
Divide the snowflakes
Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
SANTA IS STILL HERE
RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
looks like watch hogs
Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
sh
It's The Division.
It's the best game here.
RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
okay
once again
masteryoshirider 1:48 pm
microsoft
RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
is talking in-game
Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
With the voice-acting
AHHH
TALIBAN
RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
or is it e3 dudes talking
Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
...I forgot what we decided.
RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
I honestly can't tell.
Ultralink1000 1:48 pm
can't tell
Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
We came to a conclusion last year. <.<
RawkHawk2010 1:49 pm
okay well i guess it ain't that guy's voice.
Ultralink1000 1:49 pm
I do like the holo projections
Ultralink1000 1:49 pm
It's what I expect out of this gen
RawkHawk2010 1:49 pm
YR
Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
"send him another invite"
It's not in-game
Ultralink1000 1:49 pm
oh they're chatting in game
Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
"hey guys I brought chris"
"we're about to unlock my base"
(all your base are belong to us)
Ultralink1000 1:50 pm
So....i'm guessing this has nothing to do with division
:\
Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
...shhh of course it has to do with DIVISION
It's in the title!
RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
you divide dudes
with...bullets.
Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
Good.
shooting
Ultralink1000 1:50 pm
"GETTHELASTGUYGETTHELASTGUY"
Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
"GET THE LAST GUY"
RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
ROY
ROY
Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
BRONSON
RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
GET THE LAST GUY ROY
Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
I SAW BRONSON
Ultralink1000 1:51 pm
MITCHELL!!!
Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
lol
fuck mitchell
Ultralink1000 1:51 pm
dat slide
RawkHawk2010 1:51 pm
jeff mitchell
Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
"I can't move!"
Up to Chris!
Green blood!
Clear Nintendo influence there.
Good.
RawkHawk2010 1:51 pm
"YOU'VE BEEN A BAD LITTLE BOY."
Ultralink1000 1:51 pm
this guy is sucking
Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
Pretzel
hotdog
"YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS?"
Ultralink1000 1:52 pm
GG
Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
rawk way ahead in stream
Ultralink1000 1:52 pm
gg
RawkHawk2010 1:52 pm
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD
Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
"good game"
RawkHawk2010 1:52 pm
IT WAS TRUE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ultralink1000 1:52 pm
This looks like fun
Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
...rawk stop spoiling >_>;
You're aheaaad
Ultralink1000 1:52 pm
I wouldn't mind playing that
RawkHawk2010 1:52 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
THE DIVISION coming 2015
rawk is hyperventilating
AHH
KAMIYA
???
Ultralink1000 1:52 pm
wut
Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
KAMIYA?!
WHAT'S HE DOING ON MICROSOFT
favourite game a link to the past
RawkHawk2010 1:53 pm
yah he jumped the nintendo ship it seems.
Ryudragon29 1:53 pm
KAMIYA YOU BETRAYED US
Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
KAMIYA
WHY
WHAT THE FUCK
GET OUT OF THERE
Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
well let's pay attention
Ultralink1000 1:53 pm
is that loser wearing beats?
Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
"only on xbox one"
He looks like a male Ellen
...which is pretty close to Ellen.
RawkHawk2010 1:53 pm
isn't this just devil may cry
Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
Monster Hunter May Cry
Ryudragon29 1:54 pm
What's with the Monster hunter Rathian?
Ultralink1000 1:54 pm
xD
thanks ludwig
Nintendork 13 13 1:54 pm
Falcon Kick
RawkHawk2010 1:54 pm
orochi
Nintendork 13 13 1:54 pm
SCALEBOUND
...
Earthbound??
Ultralink1000 1:54 pm
wow
it is orochi
Nintendork 13 13 1:54 pm
SCALEBOUND
Platinum Games
Microsoft Studios
Ultralink1000 1:55 pm
:\
Nintendork 13 13 1:55 pm
.............Kamiya clearly likes the graphics engine on Xbox One.
<.<
Ultralink1000 1:55 pm
more open world gaming experiences
Nintendork 13 13 1:55 pm
gonna tweet to kamiya
call him a traitor
RawkHawk2010 1:56 pm
so much for that picture showing the X-Men of Nintendo
that badass one from last year
that Nintendo had as their cover picture.
Nintendork 13 13 1:56 pm
whatever is showing now looks like smash 3ds graphics
Ultralink1000 1:57 pm
i'm confused
...rubber ducky, you're the one?
RawkHawk2010 1:57 pm
that scream
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Yeah
What the fuck is even happening?
Ultralink1000 1:57 pm
Okay seriously
what is this?
Nintendork 13 13 1:57 pm
just got to the ahh scream
Ultralink1000 1:57 pm
this looks like a bad movie
Nintendork 13 13 1:57 pm
Y'all must've gotten ahead of me when it was buffering
*refresh*
Ultralink1000 1:58 pm
crackdown
Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
Dave Jones great to have him on stage today
Today
we showed you
Ultralink1000 1:58 pm
come on uncle phil give us something good >>
Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
90 minutes of games
holiday
RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
Dave Jones?
Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
best place to play on xbox one
RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
Like,
Ultralink1000 1:58 pm
*refresh*
Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
I think that was Crackdown guy's name
RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
Davey Jones the pirate?
Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
So Sunset Overdrive still looks like the best.
RawkHawk2010 1:59 pm
nah man
conker
Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
...The best *game*.
Ultralink1000 1:59 pm
meh
Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
Not the best reveal.
Ultralink1000 1:59 pm
I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper disappointed
Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
..besides division of course
RawkHawk2010 1:59 pm
let's end with a rare game
Ultralink1000 1:59 pm
division was nice
where was the dancing game o.O
Nintendork 13 13 2:00 pm
We'll probably see Conker again in a few seconds.
...no just the guy screaming
Division slide
"The best exclusives"
"Spectacular new franchises"
Watch_Dogs plug??
Applause
Music
RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
not bad
Nintendork 13 13 2:01 pm
Thank you for joining us.
RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
not bad at all
Ultralink1000 2:01 pm
that sucked >>
I'm quite disappointed
Nintendork 13 13 2:01 pm
That wasn't... great.
...or good.
Nintendork 13 13 2:01 pm
Kamiya turned coat.
Ultralink1000 2:02 pm
so
favorite parts guys?
Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
Mitchell
lol
Sunset
Ultralink1000 2:03 pm
yeah
Nintendork 13 13 2:03 pm
Conker
Division
Ultralink1000 2:03 pm
mitchell
Nintendork 13 13 2:03 pm
...yeah.
Ultralink1000 2:03 pm
Assassin's Creed, Division slide, evolve, and inside
Nintendork 13 13 2:03 pm
Oh yeah, Evolve.
RawkHawk2010 2:03 pm
http://i.imgur.com/q1pA5iO.jpg
Ultralink1000 2:03 pm
i'm generally interested in these ^
Nintendork 13 13 2:03 pm
Gamespot guy talking about car porn.
Ultralink1000 2:03 pm
yeah
car porn game looks nice too
Nintendork 13 13 2:04 pm
E v olve
4 v 1
...yeah.
Ultralink1000 2:04 pm
Overall thoughts
and negative thoughts?
Nintendork 13 13 2:05 pm
...I'll have better thoughts when we know what to compare it to.
Ultralink1000 2:05 pm
indeed
Nintendork 13 13 2:05 pm
Dat 4 player split screen in Assassin's Creed was negative.
Ultralink1000 2:05 pm
when is the next major announcement
Nintendork 13 13 2:05 pm
EA in an hour.
Ultralink1000 2:05 pm
k
Nintendork 13 13 2:05 pm
Hoping for Madden Curse movie announcement!
RawkHawk2010 2:06 pm
Christopher Seavor @conkerhimself · 32m
Oh fuck.. does that mean i have to buy an Xbox One now ?
Nintendork 13 13 2:06 pm
lol
Kamiya is the most negative thing here.
RawkHawk2010 2:06 pm
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sounded just like me :-)
so is he playing coy or was that not him?
Nintendork 13 13 2:07 pm
*shrug*
Ryudragon29 2:07 pm
https://twitter.com/PG_kamiya/status/396301761540931584
Nintendork 13 13 2:07 pm
I think Rawk agrees gameplay-wise, Sunset was da best.
I'm one of those idiots. <.<
Nintendork 13 13 2:07 pm
He probably blocked me now.
Oh yeah the Capcom thing was cool.
...That's all.
Ultralink1000 2:09 pm
capcom thing WAS cool
I
Ultralink1000 2:10 pm
am pretty disappointed that there were no surprise hardware or accessory announcements
Microsoft had some catching up to do and while just games is good. Xbox One is not a "just games" console >>
Nintendork 13 13 2:11 pm
No Kinect reference at all.
So my expectation on that was... wrong.
Ultralink1000 2:12 pm
Yeeeeah....
RawkHawk2010 2:13 pm
conker
Nintendork 13 13 2:13 pm
(rawk seems to be undergoing a seizure)
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