By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Begrudging respect.
Hi guys. Final E3 conference of the night. It's Sony. I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is himself, YoshiRider123 is masteryoshirider, and Ryudragon29 is a Koopa Keep guest we know as Mariosun90.
Common theme in this? Sony gets to really good stuff (that we get JEALOUS of) and then... the conference kind of crashes. Rinse and repeat. We point this out as you read along!
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| "LANDMASTER!" |
Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
2 minutes.
The last conference of the day!
But who knows when it'll end.
It should end in 2 hours, but based on last year...
RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
1:00
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
...Oh hey, they got a trailer.
From Killzone.
At GameSpot-land.
RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
stream doesn't work
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
http://www.gamespot.com/e3/sony-press-conference-2014/
refresh
It's fine right now.
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
still doesn't work
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
http://www.twitch.tv/twitch
You try Twitch.
Sony is starting "any minute now"
RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
aight
on twitch
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
If we get technical difficulties is it Sony's fault like last year?
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
yea
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
Sony seems to have an easy path for best Non-Nintendo E3.
RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
And if accounts get hacked it'll be their fault like...two years before that.
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
lol
9:01, still hasn't started.
RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
back on gamepsot
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
The other conferences haven't started this late yet.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
Sony thinks they're soooo great that they don't even start on time.
Pompous assholes.
RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
"Heroes always arrive late!"
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
Starting.
I like to think we're more snarky and insightful than GameSpot.
Lights.
Mars
Rocket.
"The Planet Mars: Present Day."
Astronauts with Master Chief visors.
RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
Moonbase Alpha 2?
masteryoshirider 9:05 pm
Halo 5 PS4 exclusive
RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
aeiouaeiouaeiou
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
Great cities built.
Human life span TRIPLED.
...Would you wanna live that long?
RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
yea
well depends
ask me when i'm an old man
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
240 is how old the country is!
RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
...yeah that puts things into perspective.
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
How long would the military draft range be extended?
If our lifespan tripled?
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
That thing talking is basically from Halo.
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
As for the stream, apparently it's earth's last hope.
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
Guilty Gear 343 or whoever.
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
Slide
(Division already had the slide thing like 8 hours ago)
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
...oh this is Destiny ain't it.
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
Probably.
They said the word "destiny" in the trailer.
RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
That'd explain the Halo shit.
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
Gosha bots
DESTINY
Ladies and gentleman
Andrew House.
...He's still funny-sounding.
RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
MONSTER HOUSE
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
We know what best means. It means Kinect...ed.
Play it First, Play it Better.
...dumb tagline.
=-O
BETA
July 17 beta.
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
I hate Betas.
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
(Meanwhile, The Crew has its beta now.)
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
Just an illusion to make waits seem shorter.
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
Play this Thursday.
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
Picture a beta for Smash 4.
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
www.GreatnessAwaits.com/Destiny
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
...
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
It's not the Beta.
RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
okay I hate alphas even more.
Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
It's the ALPHA
...who the hell wants to alpha-test
"Gameplay experience is only on PlayStation 4"
A buggy mess?
RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
isn't that basically making the game?
White PS4.
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
Exclusive Destiny bundle.
Sept. 9.
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
500 GB PS4.
RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
Looks like a giant Wii.
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
...I'd digitally download stuff on Wii U if it had that in the box.
...Yeah.
(Sounds like innuendo.)
RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
Dude a 500 GB hard drive costs like $50.
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
Why is he still talking?
it costs more than that
New IP time.
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
not on sale
oh
hey!
Someone call the candle powered forum!
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
AHH
FLASHLIGHT
masteryoshirider 9:12 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
They'd love this.
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
Oh I forgot to tell them last E3.
When we saw flashlights.
Woops.
(I'll probably forget after this, too.)
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
Is it bad that the candlelight is the most interesting part of this?
RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
This game looks like ass.
Ryudragon29 9:13 pm
I didn't know The Order was a horror game
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
ew
Some cannibal asshole.
Can't even wear a fucking shirt.
Has to rip it apart.
RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
elliot rodger
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
lol
QTE to live
...or not
Oh there it is.
I was right.
What was that, steroid pill?
RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
++++++A, would live again!
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
Elliot Rodger sniffing him out.
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
Full frontal nudity
THE ORDER 1886
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
what is this
Okami?
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
Okami?
masteryoshirider 9:16 pm
Wasn't Nintendo founded in 1886?
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
...no
RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
1876 I think.
Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
1889
(This isn't Okami.)
RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
Tengami?
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
It's ENTWINED
This guy is talking
RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
but you can't hear him
RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
dammit
masteryoshirider 9:17 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
I was hoping that didn't get fixed.
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
lol
Two souls in love but can't be together.
The demoers are a female and a male.
Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
We need #Miiquality!
RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
Sounds like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
SONY ISN'T REPRESENTING THEIR GAY AUDIENCE
NOT BUYING
RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
...
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
Scott Rohde.
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
I had no idea what was going on.
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
Me neither.
PS4 available now.
$9.99
...erm, PS4 version of Entwined
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
"right now"
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
PS3 and Vita to follow as part of Cross-buy!
"ha ha ha ha"
RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
so they want everyone to quit watching to go play it?
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
yes
inFAMOUS SECOND SON
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
Standalone DLC. You don't need to own the game to play the DLC.
RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
...
so
isn't it its own game? >.>
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
........
Yes.
"First Light"
Little Big Planet 3
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
what'd she say
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
...There was a 2? <_<;
I dunno.
I heard "Elizabeth Brett"
RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
lol
I heard a Brett
Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
Sounds like TF music
RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
Little Big Planet 3
It looks...
...the exact same as the other two.
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
wtf oddsock is talking
RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
oddsock is adorable
Reminds me of Ghost Poochy from Luigi's Mansion 2.
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
Goshaboy
Toggle
Sackboy getting new friends like Sonic
or getting friends like DK?
RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
Looks like a chicken nugget.
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
...lol
Rawk Hawk?
Swoop.
RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
Now he looks like meatboy.
I'm behind.
Refreshing.
Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
k
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
Multiplayer.
Puzzle.
RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
I like Swoopy.
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
Chicken nugget died
again
I like Swoopy too.
Swoopy overpowered.
I want them to collect the last bubble
on the climbing part.
It's really irritating to see them not collect it.
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
Sony fans still think Sackboy is their "Mario."
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
Looks more like the DK.
RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
This reminds me of World of Goo.
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
Reminds me of.............
...That game with the jellybeans.
That's the classic.
RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine?
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
A Boy and his Blob.
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
dynamic 3d
like tropical freeze
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
Toggle
like Kiddy Kong.
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
Looked good.
Gotta say.
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
Yeah.
Looked better than Sonic Colours.
First Asian guy of E3.
RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
oh god
this is like last year
sony will be the only conference with genuine non-forced applause
Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
catarogue
Old PS3 content
on PS4
with upgraded graphics apparently.
Great fun for Christmas.
Completely new IP.
Respected game directors.
"if you know me"
2nd time we've heard that.
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
miyazaki
like
the Spirited Away guy?
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
...we'll see
RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
"From Software"
dumbledore
Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
Sounds like a name you'd come up with.
ew
Bloodborne
RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
So people are watching this in theaters right now?
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
Yes.
RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
lol
masteryoshirider 9:32 pm
I thought he said "Black Bone".
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
Nah black ___ was last year.
Far Cry 4
We saw this.
Kuwait
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
"create your own story"
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
...erm, Kyrat.
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
Gamers aren't too lazy for that.
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
This is the Anderson Cooper game right?
RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
Dunno why they're too lazy to make their own Conker!
Yes.
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
Okay let's pay attention.
Locate Ratu Gadhi.
...Well that's meaningless.
Seems like fake India.
RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
someone was under that tree
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
Wingsuit.
Wind Waker grapple.
Convoy Located - Destroy It
boom
RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
driving in first person is awful
that's why it's so hard in real life
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
I don't like this radio music.
Change to the country channel!
The radio music is the same in the other truck too.
I don't like the "shit shit shit shit"
I mean, he took the wing suit before.
He was expecting this, right?
The only dialogue the guy has is "shit".
That's not interesting characterization!
SECOND PLAYER JOINS
RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
gyrocopter?
Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
Dat Hurk face.
RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
I thought that was a fake thing made up by Funky.
Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
Wot's the Reinforcements gauge?
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
Elephant killed.
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
so is elephant trumpeting gonna be constant ambiance in this game
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
FORTRESS LIBERATED
Liberated the same way we "liberated" Iraq?
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
Oh hey it's this fucker.
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
Adam Boyes is back.
He reminds me of Glenn Beck.
RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
Yeah lol.
I wonder if he goes to TheBlaze.
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
"Even if they don't own the game"
...that's pretty cool
It means no one will
EW
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
..............
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
NEOGAF REFERENCE
GET THIS GUY OUT
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
uuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggg
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
UGGGH
RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
AND Reddit!
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
CGI letters
Disgusting.
Zombie games.
Would people actually request zombie games?
I don't think so.
Aren't people sick of zombies?
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
wtf girl is being raped
and the guy doesn't care
?????????
Awful society.
Is this also California?
RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
Or Florida.
Bad things happen in Florida.
Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
Guess we can't move to Florida.
Florida has heroes too.
Like Zimmerman.
RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
NeoGAF wanted this?
Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
yes
I thought the guy was gonna take off his foot
and replace it with the zombie's.
DEAD ISLAND 2
...This was already a series?!?!
RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
guess so
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
The Last of Us
Diablo 3: ultimate evil edition
So TLoU enemies in Diablo.
...gross.
"thank you"
RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
Iwata card was better.
Wonder if Nintendo will show it.
Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
30 day exclusive beta.
RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
"and a grappling hook!"
*no response*
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
...
Ryudragon29 9:45 pm
I don't know what to say
so much stuff going on
lol
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
At least it's over.
masteryoshirider 9:45 pm
Mike Glambin?
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
"Grappling hooks and ziplines that's my JAM"
Disney
RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
*no response*
Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
...oh I thought it'd be exclusive Peter Ong game.
RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
Uh oh
Sony trying to steal Nintendo's NFC thunder.
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
He keeps spamming the word "exclusive."
Should Nintendo do that?
RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
no
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
"Smash 4 is EXCLUSIVE to Nintendo!"
"HULK SMASH"
RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
that hurts them
Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
"Zelda U is EXCLUSIVE"
Partnership.
exclusive ps4 game
RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
somebody might care more about Smash if they think it might come to the PS4.
so
Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
1231 days of unemployment
aka ever since Obama got into office?
RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
lol
Is this a Shy Guy without a mask?
Ryudragon29 9:48 pm
oh shit Magicka
RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
is this a doba
Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
MAGICKA TWO
LEARN TO SPELL
AGAIN
Thousands of letters.
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
okay sony we get it you got letters
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
Do miracles
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
shut the fuck up
they forged this shit
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
...well duh
Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
Age 12 → age 10
RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
i don't even know who tim schafer is
wait
Is he the guy that did Nightmare Before Christmas?
Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
no
RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
Oh
I was thinking of Tim Burton.
indie games
Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
...why do they have to look shitty
RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
yeah
someone tell these people they can go beyond 8 bit
8 bit isn't charming
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
This one isn't 8-bit.
RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
8 bit is ug
is this portal
Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
The Talos Principle
RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
"Titan Souls"?
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
Bro spam.
More letters.
RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
Shut up bro.
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
Is this a theme?
RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
Reminds me of something Cammie Dunaway would do.
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
AHH
SUDA 51
RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
These letters.
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
shh
SUDA 51
...only for ps4
Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
it's not no more heroes 3
...so we still have hope for that on wii u
RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
Doesn't look very quirky.
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
...Yeah.
RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
Just...extreme.
Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
LET IT DIE
So Sony got Suda
Microsoft got Kamiya
...wot does nintendo get
RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
reminds me of Kill Bill
Nintendo gets WayForward.
*snicker*
Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
...
:|
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
Is my dream Suda-Kamiya collab ever gonna happen?
RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
i thought it was suda-sakurai
Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
...No I just want Travis Touchdown in Smash.
Oh.
I guess Nintendo gets Sakurai.
...But does Sakurai count as a 3rd party? >_>:
RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
even though smash is his last game
Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
Yeah I dunno what we just saw.
RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
since his hands are dead.
masteryoshirider 9:57 pm
GIANT SQUID
Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
Is this guy done
One hour?
"just getting started"
"one last game"
PS4 debut
(so not exclusive)
Well it's bright.
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
That's a start.
Animals.
RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
why can't this be a dk game
Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
It's like Metroid Prime in DK Jungle.
RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
RAMBI
...now it's Dinosaur Planet.
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
...See they even have Samus's Gunship.
Arwing
RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
Is this what the Retro people left to go do?
Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
It's Star Fox PS4
RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
why can't this be star fox u
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
Soleth Prime
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
(Metroid Prime)
Star Fox in ship
RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
oh I thought that was the game name.
Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
Metroid Prime on ground
DK environment?
NO MAN'S SKY
(so it's a woman's sky)
(so it's Metroid)
Sean Murray Hello Games.
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
good name
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
Didn't we see this in VGX?
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
The fuck is "Hello Games"?
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
Hello Kitty.
Every player gets their own planet.
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
"infinite"
Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
Infinite.
RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
my ass
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
"picks up a pad and plays"
(poor Wii U)
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
So it's like PMD?
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
More footage.
Sihoulette levels
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
But in the sky?
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
...Sounds good.
RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
This guy seemed like he didn't wanna be here.
Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
It even has PMD-sounding music
It's like higher quality Primal Dialga instruments
used for something more upbeat.
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
I remain cautious.
Story?
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
I dunno, it's the best thing we've seen all day.
RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
Character interaction?
Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
Better than Sunset Overdrive.
Probably doesn't have any.
But you can't say that for sure.
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
If it's just flying around shooting dudes that'll get old fast.
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
PS Camera?
Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
It got laughter from the crowd.
"innovotive"
the hell is that
Project Morpheus
RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
oculus rift?
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
Define future of gaming.
Wait the conference isn't over?!?!
RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
what even is that
mu yoshida
Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
I dunno..
uh
Shawn Layden
masteryoshirider 10:06 pm
Kaz?
RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
...
oh
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
...
RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
I was off.
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
Yeah.
RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
Who I said apparently isn't even a real guy.
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
E3 used to be in Atlanta?
Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
Yes.
Then the West Coast elitists got it.
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
what's this doofus blabbering about
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
Who knows.
PSN.
SHARE FACTORY
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
I feel like this guy is trying to be like Reggie.
Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
He's doing some of the same mannerisms.
Ryudragon29 10:08 pm
So what happened to the Vita?
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
95% of PS4s connected
uhhh
Some of the games got announced for Vita
...No Vita exclusives.
But dat cross-play?
YouTube to PS4
RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
Why do people care about how many multiplayer matches have been played?
Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
...Hey Nintendo has something PS4 doesn't?
RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
And other useless statisti-
...
It DIDN'T HAVE YOUTUBE?!
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
What the fuck?!
Well
Nintendo should do that.
Insta-capture.
Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
Spectate sessions?
PS4 had Twitch streams before YouTube?
Isn't the latter more simple?
RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
this conference has gone way downhill
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
It should've ended after the Star Fox PS4.
Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
FREE TO PLAY
"the best destination for free to play games"
........
You, uh, WANT that?
PS4 to become mobile market?
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
Free to play is a toxic policy.
Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
I thought Sony guy said that Nintendo needs to remain the competitor
because they're all on the same side against mobile shit.
RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
free to play = free ps4?
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
*CERTAIN FEATURES AVAILABLE FOR A FEE
RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Fuck that guy.
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
Well here's the Vita.
RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
That notice hasn't gone away yet.
Ryudragon29 10:12 pm
vita footage
Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
The Vita is being used as a F2P platform.
So it's no longer competing with 3DS, it's competing with Android?
RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
what did that girl yell?
Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
I dunno.
So PS3 is still being supported.
Select Sony televisions.
...Just get a PS controller by itself?
RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
"Yeah."
Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
ULTRA STREET FIGHTER 4
why does that get the biggest applause
RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
btw
this conference will end with that metal gear solid trailer
Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
PSVita commitment
"Vita will have the best catalogue of games available on a mobile device"
............................................................
PSVita = Ultimate mobile platform???????
Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
minecraft
cancer
He mentioned Vita-dedicated titles but hasn't provided one.
New console?
PSTV
oh it's that thing you and YR covered
I still don't know what this is.
RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
playstation tv
mario kart tv
koopa tv
Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
KoopaTV
This is becoming a crowded market.
>.>
$99
KOOPATV IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE
JUST SAYING
RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
that silhouette looks like a douche
Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
WE'RE FREE TO PLAY
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
at first glance I thought Lego was Mario Kart.
Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
wot are we applauding
never heard of it
Vibribbon?
1996
Mortal Kombat
Worldwide premiere
Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
Mortal Kombat X
"WHO'S NEXT"
("Got your sister, you're next."
)
RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
lol
"GET OVER HERE!"
Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
bone-crushing
FATALITY
masteryoshirider 10:24 pm
Eli
Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
Men in Black
RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
brb
Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
What would a "great KoopaTV welcome" be like?
RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
blowing through a wall?
Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
...
wot
RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
oh
by "welcome" i thought you meant "entrance"
Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
no
They gave this dude a "great PlayStation welcome"
I'm not interested in what he's saying.
RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
I like his suit.
Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
He has good character design.
He looks like an Ace Attorney victim.
RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
gonna end with msg
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
........
RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
I keep thinking they're gonna say
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
This conference should've ended half an hour ago.
RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
"available today!"
since that's the trend with this E3
This conference alreadys get a D- for being excessive
Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
Theatrical content
MADDEN CURSE?
RawkHawk2010 10:31 pm
let's hope it doesn't go lower
Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
no it's Ratchet and Clank the movie.
It was better than Microsoft's half an hour ago
>_>
"IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAMES" they said.
"So we know games are important, so here's half an hour of bullshit."
RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
Do we even think this series looks good?
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
no
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
Ratchet and Clank HD remake.
RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
Rachet and Clank is basically that gameplay video of Sonic Boom.
Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
ew
TLoU
200 game of the year awards
NONE FROM KOOPATV
"The following trailer contains spoilers"
RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
Good.
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
Well, we don't care.
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
That game sucked.
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
Yeah.
And we even watched it.
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
Yeah!
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
We can say that validly!
So this is all stuff I recognize.
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
Didn't the voice actress for Ellie come out as a lesbian?
Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
So it's from last game.
...Ellen?
I dunno.
RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
And now that's identified as her only personality trait?
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
I don't pay attention to that stuff.
Contrary to what Twitter thinks.
Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
THE LAST OF US REMASTERED
dumb
Industry's best developers.
(Come back to Nintendo Suda!)
Kojima Productions.
New trailer that some of you may have gotten a sneak peak of.
(I didn't.)
MGS5! The Phantom Payne!
RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
what if this trailer confirmed snake for smash 4
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
It's a Mandibuzz.
RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
because konami gave sony the wrong trailer
Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
"Kept you waiting, huh?"
Toilet paper?
...oh.
RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
the song we're hearing now could be in smash 4
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
...A barf jar?
RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
keep that in mind
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
....Oh.
RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
just like that mgs4 song
Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
wtf blood
Taliban
Tanks.
RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
was that otacon
Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
yes
knife
Baptism
RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
this looks good but
it's once again just a movie
Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
Good-looking movie.
RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
a good movie granted but did Kojima not learn?
oh well
Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
It can come out on PSTV.
RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
As long as it's not a bad movie like TLoU.
that's a long ass name
fucking nine words
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
So is the conference over?
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
LONG words
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
...nope.
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
guess not
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
Rawk's wrong.
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
yepp
Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
New genres.
New experiences.
Aquatic Ambiance remix
...nevermind
RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
y4ryulgeye
I was just about to say that.
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
AMERICA IS FOR AMERICANS PERIOD
good billboard
RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
Good music.
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
I haven't taken one print-screen yet.
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
GTA 5
RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
...........oh.
RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
That's...
FUCK
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
.........So this already exists.
RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
WE WERE COMPLIMENTING GTAV
Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
..........
woops.
RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
That's what gets sony fans excited folks.
Getting to play the same game twice.
Within the span of a year.
Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
TLoU remastered
GTAV remastered
oh hey it's batman
RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
oh hey another batman game
no way we have enough of those or anything
RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
...that gliding looks awesome though.
Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
...ya.
RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
Okay yeah this looks good.
Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
Nice car.
car porn
Landmaster
If Batman has a Landmaster, will he be in Smash Bros?
RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
dude
could you imagine that?
A Batman reveal trailer for Smash?
Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
"I AM
Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
Black dude first to die
RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
THE BATMAN."
Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
"what do we do about da bat"
RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
...
Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
...
So.....
RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
WHAT
Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
...what the fuck
RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
THE
FUCK
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Was that fucking intended?
Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
...that was
uh
intentional
That's why the camera became zoomed out
RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
Okay.
is this the joker
Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
no
RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
who the hell is that
Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
Batman Arkham Asylum
Batman Arkham City
Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
Batman Arkham Origins
RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
I thought the whole conference room glitched.
Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
Batman Arkham Knight
RawkHawk2010 10:47 pm
Oh
Scarecrow
Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
ya
Another title?
Captures best of PlayStation spirit.
Directly from PS4.
............
Naughty Dog...
RawkHawk2010 10:47 pm
The Last of Us Remastered.
Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
Nathan Drake
.....is that actually nathan drake
RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
is he talking to himself
Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
He's having a flashback in real-time.
RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
"I've been out of the game."
Is this the Underwhere?
Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
lol
It WAS Nathan Drake.
UNCHARTED 4: A THIEF'S END
RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
is nathan drake the thief
Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
.....Uh...
...I dunno.
Ryudragon29 10:49 pm
he could be, depends on the point of view
Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
wtf kingdom hearts cameo
RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
saw kingdom hearts
Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
...ms90 where were you >_>;
Ryudragon29 10:50 pm
I was always here
there was nothing much to comment
Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
......'kay. <_<
Is that our fault or Sony's?
Ryudragon29 10:50 pm
I'm watching multiple chats at the same time
Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
It's over.
RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
well
Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
Less than 2 hours.
RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
what'd we think
Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
Great
then bad
then good
...So better than Microsoft?
RawkHawk2010 10:52 pm
Without Conker yes.
With Conker no.
Nintendork 13 13 10:53 pm
...
Anyway, I still like No Man's Sky.
RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
Name dropped Neogaf. That site is going to jizz themselves for days.
Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
oh yeah
That was really really bad.
RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
...
you know.
Nintendork 13 13 10:55 pm
....
I do?
RawkHawk2010 10:55 pm
Why the fuck did Sony spoil that part of The Last of Us when they're trying to get people to buy a remastered version?
Nintendork 13 13 10:55 pm
.........
I.... I'm not sure.
............So...
Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
...........(poor Vita)
RawkHawk2010 10:57 pm
Nintendo tomorrow.
Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
Yup.
RawkHawk2010 10:57 pm
Woooooooooweeeeeeeeee.
Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
YUP.
You think Nintendo can win E3?
RawkHawk2010 10:58 pm
Because we care about Smash and ONLY because we care about Smash...
...yeah.
Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
...
RawkHawk2010 10:59 pm
Otherwise, no.
Which means...
Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
Good point.
RawkHawk2010 10:59 pm
...canonically no.
Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
...fuck
What, because of Conker or...
RawkHawk2010 10:59 pm
also if K. Rool isn't revealed I'll bitch about that more than I've bitched about anything else. =-O
Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
...please don't.
RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
hey man
not my call
Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
You can control your emotions!
RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
couldn't with conker
Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
...eh no you can't.
>_>;
Well if you're discounting Nintendo winning because of Smash...
RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
I control my emotions as long as beloved Rare characters aren't involved.
Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
...You should discount Microsoft winning because of Conker.
>_>;
RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
Then all logic goes all the window.
well yeah
Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
Anyway, GameFAQs polling says people like Sony's more than Microsoft's.
RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
i said not counting conker sony won
Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
Which makes sense.
...'kay.
Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
At least 3DS still wins.
Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
Any last comments?
RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
Fuck Adam Boyes.
Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
Good point.
Ryudragon29 11:08 pm
I have no idea what Nintendo can show that will make me go wow
maybe if they actually made a new Lolo game >.>
Nintendork 13 13 11:09 pm
...Oh yeah, Miiverse completely mocks Adventures of Lolo.
They're making YOLO jokes.
Ryudragon29 11:09 pm
Instead of inserting him in the newest Kirby game
Nintendork 13 13 11:12 pm
Oh yeah. Letters to Sony.
Obnoxious.
Fuck off, NeoGAF!
We'll be live-reacting to Nintendo tomorrow at 12 PM EST. The rest of E3 is now dedicated to Nintendo, in terms of what KoopaTV will cover. We'll have fun. So should you! Stay tuned!
To see the previous conference before this, click here.
For the next one (Nintendo's), look here!
To see our reactions to Sony's conference from last year, click here!
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