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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Nintendo Treehouse: Xenoblade Chronicles X 2014 Tuesday

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Huge world, and our future.

More live reacting. MORE. MORE GAMES. Or one. Xenoblade Chronicles: X.


Ryudragon29 4:20 pm
    showing X next
    it's on the screen

 Nintendork 13 13 4:21 pm
    gamecube on screen

 Nintendork 13 13 4:23 pm
    Earth is on spaceships.
    In Xenoblade Chronicles: X.
    Alien species with armadas.

 RawkHawk2010 4:23 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 4:23 pm
    Earth looks FUCKED.
    "That's a lot of alien action."

 RawkHawk2010 4:24 pm
    is this star fox

 Nintendork 13 13 4:24 pm
    It's X.

 Ryudragon29 4:24 pm
    that's like the intro to Xenoblade, but in space

 Nintendork 13 13 4:24 pm
    By the way that's published.
    So impact on earth.
    ..."What's happening to us. We're just getting annihilated."
    Earth is the chosen battlefield between alien dudes.
    Earth tries to escape!
    We have no hope for Earth left.
    Earth blows up.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:25 pm
    (And you people are worried about CLIMATE CHANGE?)
    Character creation.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:28 pm
    Skip cutscenes.
    Waiting for gameplay.
    He's doing stuff on his GamePad.
    Elma from the digital event is here. Talking in Japanese.
    Prologue: Planet Mira

 RawkHawk2010 4:30 pm
    what's happening

 RawkHawk2010 4:30 pm
    who is this

 Nintendork 13 13 4:30 pm
    They're finally playing in X.

 RawkHawk2010 4:30 pm
    is this shulk

 Nintendork 13 13 4:30 pm
    Character creation
    Treehouse guy named him Ethan.

 RawkHawk2010 4:30 pm
    Fuck Miyamoto.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
    Yeah, that was awful.

 RawkHawk2010 4:31 pm
    What the fuck was that about?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
    Let's not talk about that.
    It's a giant enemy fly.
    Current skill set.

 RawkHawk2010 4:31 pm
    like the music

 Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
    Looks like same battling style as Xenoblade. However little I know about that.

 RawkHawk2010 4:32 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 4:32 pm

 RawkHawk2010 4:34 pm
    this looks eh
    Too ambitious.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:34 pm
    I mean, it's an rpg. How do you demo that well?

 RawkHawk2010 4:34 pm
    No way it can deliver right?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:34 pm
    ...Apparently Xenoblade delivered.

 RawkHawk2010 4:34 pm
    says who

 Nintendork 13 13 4:35 pm
    Everyone who has played it.

 RawkHawk2010 4:35 pm
    It's apparently only a masterpiece if you avoid 90% of the game.
    That sounds like a problem.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:35 pm
    I dunno.
    Anyway... we got some clouds.
    Maybe we'll see some Smash charact-...
    Dat day/night cycle changing ai.

 RawkHawk2010 4:36 pm
    it's that dinosaur from the trailer
    this protagonist looks dumb

 Nintendork 13 13 4:36 pm
    Blame character creation.

 RawkHawk2010 4:36 pm
    Looks like Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh but with gray hair.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:36 pm
    There was male/female.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:37 pm
    Looked like extensive options.
    Treehouse dude just was on there for a minute and that popped out.

 RawkHawk2010 4:37 pm
    Can he look like Zimmerman?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:37 pm
    .......I don't know?

 RawkHawk2010 4:38 pm
    United States?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:38 pm
    yeah weren't paying attention were you

 RawkHawk2010 4:38 pm
    I thought this took place in fictional anime land.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:38 pm
    Aliens destroyed Earth.
    Earth escaped to some other planet.
    Earth includes America.

 RawkHawk2010 4:38 pm
    Are these Americans?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:38 pm
    Or at least you are.

 RawkHawk2010 4:38 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 4:39 pm
    I think.

 RawkHawk2010 4:39 pm
    cue miiquality movement for non-americans not feeling represented

 Nintendork 13 13 4:39 pm
    There are dudes from other countries in the game.
    ...I think.
    Reminds me of the dinosaur underground place from Earthbound.

 RawkHawk2010 4:39 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 4:40 pm
    Angry guy.

 RawkHawk2010 4:40 pm
    This is gonna be tedious if every enemy drone takes this long to fight.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:41 pm
    He got shot by something.
    He's gonna die
    A lot of character customization.
    Skipping big enemies.
    "careful of these menus though, they go deep"
    "Yeah I get lost in these menus"

 RawkHawk2010 4:43 pm
    bailing out
    this is boring as sin
    when do i come back

 Nintendork 13 13 4:44 pm
    .......What, you think I know their schedule? <_<;
    All we know is Smash in 2 and a quarter hours.

 RawkHawk2010 4:44 pm
    i knew when miyamoto was gonna show up.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:44 pm
    They're bound to show something.
    In-between now and then.
    I think they might end this soon.
    Music still great.
    He's trying to get a game over.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:46 pm
    'cause he died.
    His AI partner refused to revive him.


 Ryudragon29 4:48 pm
    grinding levels in a demo?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:48 pm

 RawkHawk2010 4:48 pm
    make it stoooooooooooop

 RawkHawk2010 4:49 pm
    this music seems out of place

 Nintendork 13 13 4:49 pm
    At least the game has a story.

 RawkHawk2010 4:49 pm
    it's an instrumental version of that vocal theme from the trailer

 Nintendork 13 13 4:50 pm
    Demoers are choosing to just kill random animals.

 RawkHawk2010 4:50 pm
    does this have a release date

 Nintendork 13 13 4:50 pm
    2 vs 2
    "It's possible to run away"
    "no no that's fine"
    2 boars

 Nintendork 13 13 4:53 pm
    "Do you anticipate playing something like this?"
    Grinding more to fight end-boss of demo.
    Where did Elma go?
    oh there
    Going closer to the United States city.

 RawkHawk2010 4:54 pm

 Nintendork 13 13 4:55 pm
    ...Uh, wake up within 2 hours.
    They call this place Neo LA.
    So close to the city.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:57 pm
    They beat the 3 enemy dudes.
    The message of the game is: "Space doesn't care about you, or care for you."
    This game has a lack of invisible walls.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    Trees with different skill sets.
    We get to see Neo LA.
    "We're gonna end this demo here"
    Hub town.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:03 pm
    Giant mech.
    Hyrule Warriors coming up
    Gonna take a break.
    (Since that seems to be the popular thing these days.)

 Nintendork 13 13 5:05 pm
    X seems incredibly expansive.
    ...It might be epic.
    I dunno.

And that's just one city. Of many.

Will KoopaTV cover Hyrule Warriors? ...Stay tuned.

...Sort of. Here are some screencaps.
Character creation doesn't pop out George Zimmerman, but it is something to be concerned about.


  1. I really enjoyed the first game. Hopefully, this one will deliver as well.

    1. You can tell that Rawk and I haven't played it.
      Sorry about that.


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