Continuing our coverage of EA, KoopaTV brings you our staff's live reactions to Electronic Arts and their terrible E3 2014 press conference. I'm Nintendork 13 13, Kamek is Ultralink1000, Rawk is himself, and Koopa Keep friend Mariosun90 makes a guest appearance as Ryudragon29.
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| The type of dude who might enjoy this conference. Two more screencaps at the end. |
Ultralink1000 2:54 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfdxfeU17g4
Nintendork 13 13 2:54 pm
We should start the EA log but I don't want to talk about EA because I have nothing to say
RawkHawk2010 2:54 pm
garden warfae
Nintendork 13 13 2:54 pm
dat baby daisy
Why does EA even have their own conference?
Ultralink1000 2:56 pm
they're a huge gaming super power
Nintendork 13 13 2:56 pm
But they can't reply to press e-mails about movie announcements?
RawkHawk2010 2:56 pm
did we start the ea shit after last E3?
Nintendork 13 13 2:56 pm
Before.
RawkHawk2010 2:56 pm
with that girl?
Nintendork 13 13 2:56 pm
Before.
RawkHawk2010 2:56 pm
what if that dead girl is in this?
Nintendork 13 13 2:56 pm
Elizabeth Brett died before E3 2013
We spent the whole EA conference last year looking for her.
She wasn't there.
...Damn, EA is so boring to talk about.
Nintendork 13 13 2:58 pm
But they're our enemies, apparently.
RawkHawk2010 2:58 pm
maybe they'll fuck up
oh yeah
Nintendork 13 13 2:58 pm
Didn't they sabotage Sony's last year?
RawkHawk2010 2:58 pm
they're gonna have the whole sports segment aren't they?
With the meatheads?
Nintendork 13 13 2:59 pm
Yes.
Gamespot guy sneezes
RawkHawk2010 2:59 pm
i just realized
Nintendork 13 13 2:59 pm
because EA isn't interesting.
RawkHawk2010 2:59 pm
if spark has enough freedom to do something like trayvon tyson's in 3d
With Conker the subversiveness won't even be offensive.
It'll just be Conker!
Nintendork 13 13 3:00 pm
...
EA running late.
Typical.
ultralink1 3:01 pm
So...
Nintendork 13 13 3:01 pm
Dat username switch
ultralink1 3:01 pm
Are we doing EA?
Nintendork 13 13 3:01 pm
Dice Studio
yeah
http://www.gamespot.com/e3/ea-press-conference-2014/
ultralink1 3:01 pm
I'm on mobile >>
Nintendork 13 13 3:01 pm
...
>_>;
Well it's Star Wars.
By DICE.
RawkHawk2010 3:01 pm
so is this the conference
what's happening
Nintendork 13 13 3:01 pm
They're going to a Lucas museum.
"an incredibly emotional experience"
It's a Star Wars museum, not the 9/11 memorial.
RawkHawk2010 3:02 pm
meh star wars
was that guy wearing an ash ketchum hat
Nintendork 13 13 3:02 pm
Yes.
I was thinking that.
RawkHawk2010 3:02 pm
lol
ultralink1 3:02 pm
Looks like it started
Are we publishing this.
Nintendork 13 13 3:02 pm
Yes.
Nintendork 13 13 3:02 pm
It started.
MUSIC
EA!
Welcome!
RawkHawk2010 3:03 pm
who's this douche
Nintendork 13 13 3:03 pm
Electronic Ahhhhhts
Andrew Wilson the CEO.
aka worse than Obama
Diiiaaaace
dat clapping
RawkHawk2010 3:03 pm
oh my god
Nintendork 13 13 3:03 pm
on the mic
RawkHawk2010 3:03 pm
awful
lol
Nintendork 13 13 3:03 pm
Owah
= hour
RawkHawk2010 3:03 pm
He clapped longer than the audience.
Nintendork 13 13 3:03 pm
Mahhter most
Different show.
Gaymes here today
Early designs, concept art.
(I guess they weren't ready.)
Futuah
Ryudragon29 3:04 pm
I just came back, did I miss sports yet?
Nintendork 13 13 3:04 pm
no
Ryudragon29 3:04 pm
good
Nintendork 13 13 3:04 pm
You're missing me make fun of Andrew Wilson's voice.
GAYMES that connect
INSPIRE
and entertain.
He's not saying anything important.
RawkHawk2010 3:05 pm
This guy reminds me of Mark Cuban from Shark Tank.
Nintendork 13 13 3:05 pm
Dragon Age: Inquisition
He keeps clapping on-stage for himself.
(And longer than the audience)
Mark Cuban is cool.
Violin.
...erm
cello
I dunno.
RawkHawk2010 3:06 pm
man
Nintendork 13 13 3:06 pm
She stopped the cello.
RawkHawk2010 3:06 pm
five minutes in and i'm already asleep
Nintendork 13 13 3:06 pm
oh she continues
...So the screen is just showing a bunch of environments.
.............................
Nintendork 13 13 3:07 pm
it ended
RawkHawk2010 3:07 pm
um
so a worse trailer of what we just saw?
Nintendork 13 13 3:07 pm
is this andrew wilson
Aaryn Flynn
I thought the girl was Aaryn Flynn.
RawkHawk2010 3:08 pm
dat assonance
Nintendork 13 13 3:08 pm
Alien
I think we're about to see a demo.
Hydreigon is the enemy.
RawkHawk2010 3:08 pm
I'll be playing Words with Friends in the meantime.
sounds more exciting than this shit
Nintendork 13 13 3:09 pm
But we gotta discuss attacking Front Right Leg.
Nintendork 13 13 3:09 pm
And we just saw a glimspe of Back Right Leg!
..........
RawkHawk2010 3:09 pm
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
Nintendork 13 13 3:09 pm
isn't this how xenoblade plays
or am I completely wrong
RawkHawk2010 3:10 pm
Ask our Taliban friend.
Nintendork 13 13 3:10 pm
Maybe we can use terroristic threats to get people to read KoopaTV.
(Or the CIA will read it.)
RawkHawk2010 3:10 pm
"Read our latest article or we'll kidnap the president!"
Nintendork 13 13 3:11 pm
(Like when the NSA read the NSA article.)
RawkHawk2010 3:11 pm
(Or Oprah if we can't get him.)
Nintendork 13 13 3:11 pm
lol
http://koopatv.blogspot.com/2013/12/the-nsa-in-your-mmo.html
stream died
RawkHawk2010 3:11 pm
lollllllllllll
Nintendork 13 13 3:11 pm
"Signal Loss Detected Service Id 1"
I don't even care.
oh
it's back
RawkHawk2010 3:12 pm
speaking of terrorists
Nintendork 13 13 3:12 pm
...I'm disappointed.
Hey, it's Mass Effect.
Conceptual prototype
"Pick a planet and cross the other side of the galaxy."
Photorealism.
...Promised again.
RawkHawk2010 3:13 pm
do these devs sit in dark rooms all day
sounds unhealthy
Nintendork 13 13 3:13 pm
.......
>_>;
Nintendork 13 13 3:13 pm
So do you want our office to have scrumptious windows?
RawkHawk2010 3:13 pm
"build a fictional world that feels real"
^ bad
Nintendork 13 13 3:13 pm
oh did they say that
RawkHawk2010 3:13 pm
That defeats the whole point you dolts!
Nintendork 13 13 3:14 pm
wasn't paying attention
The sims.
RawkHawk2010 3:14 pm
yea
Nintendork 13 13 3:14 pm
...
fake audience??
What the fuck was that screeching?
RawkHawk2010 3:14 pm
#miiquality
Nintendork 13 13 3:14 pm
lol
Sims 4
control hearts
#miiquality
RawkHawk2010 3:14 pm
obama
Nintendork 13 13 3:14 pm
LOL
...
oh fuck
It IS Obama
"ambitious"
RawkHawk2010 3:14 pm
We need to go back and print screen the scene with those ears.
that could be an article picture.
Nintendork 13 13 3:15 pm
Well at least we're paying attention.
lol
RawkHawk2010 3:15 pm
this is specifically catering to the miiqualiters.
Nintendork 13 13 3:15 pm
I'll print screen something here
RawkHawk2010 3:16 pm
This demonstration is frothing with homoeroticism.
Nintendork 13 13 3:16 pm
I got a great screenshot
I'll send you it.
Ultralink1000 3:16 pm
re-link me
Nintendork 13 13 3:16 pm
http://www.gamespot.com/e3/ea-press-conference-2014/
Ultralink1000 3:17 pm
Anything good so far?
Nintendork 13 13 3:17 pm
...Sims 4
OBAMA
Ultralink1000 3:17 pm
...and?
Nintendork 13 13 3:17 pm
They're killing the guy
Ultralink1000 3:17 pm
o.o
Nintendork 13 13 3:17 pm
They killed the Sim
by making him laugh to death
RawkHawk2010 3:17 pm
GAF probably loves this.
homoeroticsm
obama
killing white people
etc.
Nintendork 13 13 3:18 pm
lol
September 2 2014
Ryudragon29 3:18 pm
dancing Obama?
Nintendork 13 13 3:18 pm
ya
Obama photobomba
RawkHawk2010 3:18 pm
obama photobomb
Ultralink1000 3:18 pm
cow plant
Nintendork 13 13 3:18 pm
...mine rhymed
I like the cow plant.
Ultralink1000 3:18 pm
BRUCE LEE
Nintendork 13 13 3:18 pm
the hell is this
RawkHawk2010 3:18 pm
shiping bao
Nintendork 13 13 3:19 pm
why is this at e3
RawkHawk2010 3:19 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 3:19 pm
SPORTS MONTAGA
Ultralink1000 3:19 pm
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 3:19 pm
UFC
Bruce Lee
Ultralink1000 3:19 pm
dude
Ultralink1000 3:19 pm
for good reason
bruce lee was insanely amazing >>
Nintendork 13 13 3:19 pm
"no one's gonna be like bruce lee"
who is this guy
RawkHawk2010 3:19 pm
I get Jet Li and Bruce Lee confused.
Ultralink1000 3:20 pm
>>
ugh
Nintendork 13 13 3:20 pm
Brian Hayes
"Anyone can be like Bruce Lee. ...Virtually."
RawkHawk2010 3:20 pm
GSP
Ultralink1000 3:20 pm
Bruce Lee was a real life legend
RawkHawk2010 3:20 pm
^ That's a name?
Nintendork 13 13 3:20 pm
Bruce Lee's "HWAH"
Ultralink1000 3:20 pm
they look...
very cartoony
RawkHawk2010 3:20 pm
is this kinect
Nintendork 13 13 3:21 pm
Reminds me of Fight Night.
(I expect a Punch-Out!! cameo)
Ultralink1000 3:21 pm
Fight Night was fun
Nintendork 13 13 3:21 pm
Division mentioned
Nintendork 13 13 3:21 pm
Two-Division champion.
Ryudragon29 3:21 pm
The sports!
Nintendork 13 13 3:21 pm
Falcon Kicks
Ultralink1000 3:21 pm
Ooooooo
Nintendork 13 13 3:22 pm
Brain of one of the producers
Ultralink1000 3:22 pm
that technically should have happened in the first 5 seconds
Nintendork 13 13 3:22 pm
(So... less than the real one?)
Ultralink1000 3:22 pm
if it was realistic
Nintendork 13 13 3:22 pm
NHL 15
"For the past year, everyone has been asking me the same question."
Ultralink1000 3:22 pm
>>
Nintendork 13 13 3:22 pm
...I thought the question would be "What happened to the Madden Curse movie?"
Ultralink1000 3:23 pm
Highlight reels
Nintendork 13 13 3:23 pm
"We've put physics... on all 12 players. AND THE PUCK."
How did the players and puck move before?
Ultralink1000 3:23 pm
I guess the arena looks nice
EA CANADA
figures
Nintendork 13 13 3:23 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 3:23 pm
MS90 comment?
Well this looks photorealistic.
Ryudragon29 3:24 pm
lol Price
RawkHawk2010 3:24 pm
herman kane
Nintendork 13 13 3:24 pm
In the "I thought this was really hockey footage" sense.
lol
RawkHawk2010 3:24 pm
That music did not go with the game by the way.
Nintendork 13 13 3:24 pm
Reggie fils-a-mech
Ultralink1000 3:24 pm
dude's tall o_O
Nintendork 13 13 3:24 pm
...or Patrick Soderlund
RawkHawk2010 3:24 pm
"If you know me at all"
Nintendork 13 13 3:24 pm
cars
RawkHawk2010 3:24 pm
I don't.
Nintendork 13 13 3:24 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 3:25 pm
"If you know me at all, you know i'm freaking tall...."
RawkHawk2010 3:25 pm
Pretty sure no one else does either.
Ryudragon29 3:25 pm
stop cutting your grass so loudly neighbor >.>
Ultralink1000 3:25 pm
it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood
Nintendork 13 13 3:25 pm
"If you know me at all, you'll know I play Castle of Illusion every week."
RawkHawk2010 3:26 pm
lolllllllllll
Ultralink1000 3:26 pm
Criterion makes some good stuff sometimes
RawkHawk2010 3:26 pm
that silhouette looked like reggie
Nintendork 13 13 3:26 pm
Fuck cars
let's go on helicopters?
Ultralink1000 3:26 pm
that's burnout paradise
Nintendork 13 13 3:26 pm
See Rawk?
Not a dark room.
...well there's a pub.
RawkHawk2010 3:26 pm
smooth mcgroove
Ultralink1000 3:26 pm
New IP
Nintendork 13 13 3:27 pm
Wingsuits
Ultralink1000 3:27 pm
whoa
Nintendork 13 13 3:27 pm
isn't that a mari0 power-up
Ultralink1000 3:27 pm
cool
Nintendork 13 13 3:27 pm
Are those the EA guys falling out of the plane?
That's probably how they killed Elizabeth Brett.
Ultralink1000 3:27 pm
First Person driving action adventure
RawkHawk2010 3:27 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 3:27 pm
They dropped her out of a plane to test the game.
RawkHawk2010 3:28 pm
I now subscribe to that
Ultralink1000 3:28 pm
@_@ they didn't say what game it was
Nintendork 13 13 3:28 pm
Cry... Criterion
EA... EA Sports
Stutterer.
Ultralink1000 3:28 pm
maybe he's cold
Nintendork 13 13 3:28 pm
golf
Ultralink1000 3:28 pm
PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES
of golf
Nintendork 13 13 3:28 pm
It's California in a heated auditorium. <.<
RawkHawk2010 3:28 pm
"explore every inch of the course"
probably not good if someone does that
Ultralink1000 3:28 pm
NO LIMITS
for golf
Nintendork 13 13 3:29 pm
Rawk have you visited Peachtree's golf course?
Ultralink1000 3:29 pm
did golf have limits?
Ryudragon29 3:29 pm
Better than Mario Golf**
Nintendork 13 13 3:29 pm
NO_LIMIT_NIGGA
WOAH
Ultralink1000 3:29 pm
I feel like golf wouldn't hav- what?
RawkHawk2010 3:29 pm
that's in the bucket list
um
Nintendork 13 13 3:29 pm
the ball exploded
Ultralink1000 3:29 pm
O_______o
RawkHawk2010 3:29 pm
That ship didn't even affect the gameplay.
Ultralink1000 3:29 pm
Michael Bay golf
RawkHawk2010 3:29 pm
Did it?
Nintendork 13 13 3:29 pm
MADDEN
Ultralink1000 3:29 pm
MADDDEN!
Nintendork 13 13 3:29 pm
GAMERS TELLING US FOR YEARS
Ryudragon29 3:29 pm
Battlefield merge into Golf
Nintendork 13 13 3:29 pm
WE WANT THE MOVIE
RawkHawk2010 3:29 pm
madden curse
RawkHawk2010 3:30 pm
i know a dude in this game
or two
Nintendork 13 13 3:30 pm
it makes sense to have camera behind you so let's have the camera surround you
Ultralink1000 3:30 pm
so...quick time events?
Nintendork 13 13 3:30 pm
Tackling has always been a challenge to do in Madden?
Isn't tackling a fundamental part of football?
Wot the hell have they been doing for 25 years?
Ultralink1000 3:31 pm
I dunno. I played one madden game
RawkHawk2010 3:31 pm
Would y'all play a Mario Football?
Nintendork 13 13 3:31 pm
no
Ultralink1000 3:31 pm
Maybe
I feel like it could work
RawkHawk2010 3:31 pm
I still want a Mario Gotcha.
Nintendork 13 13 3:31 pm
Emmy award winning cinemotfosakfdgf
Ultralink1000 3:31 pm
did he really say that?
Nintendork 13 13 3:31 pm
Making the animations.
Ultralink1000 3:31 pm
emmy award winning ?
Nintendork 13 13 3:32 pm
...I dunno how to spell cinematographer
RawkHawk2010 3:32 pm
How can someone win an emmy when it's not even out?
Nintendork 13 13 3:32 pm
OM,G
Nintendork 13 13 3:32 pm
THE MOVIE
THE MOVIE
Ultralink1000 3:32 pm
ooooooo
Nintendork 13 13 3:32 pm
THE MOVIE
OTHER SIDE OF THE BALL
IT'S A MOVIE
IT'S A MOVIE TRAILER
STEEL CURTAIN
FEARSOME FOURSOME
LEGION OF BOOM
I DUNNO WHAT THAT MEANS
Ultralink1000 3:32 pm
nope
Nintendork 13 13 3:32 pm
"They shut down their rivals by imposing their will."
RawkHawk2010 3:32 pm
i think this is just a long cutscene
Ultralink1000 3:32 pm
game trailer >>
Nintendork 13 13 3:32 pm
MAKE THAT TRANSFORMATION
...
Ultralink1000 3:33 pm
dramatic game trailer
Nintendork 13 13 3:33 pm
...
NOOOOOOOO
MADDEN NFL 15
RawkHawk2010 3:33 pm
looooooooooooooooooool
Nintendork 13 13 3:33 pm
I DON'T WANT YOU
FUCK
FUCKJ EAA
]BTRDGFYGFBHFGT
RawkHawk2010 3:33 pm
There was a pause after "Madden"
Nintendork 13 13 3:33 pm
MADDEN
RawkHawk2010 3:33 pm
Thought they were gonna say Curse.
Ultralink1000 3:33 pm
awkward....
Nintendork 13 13 3:33 pm
moba
You go from Madden to a MOBA?!
RawkHawk2010 3:33 pm
oh god
Mobafags.
Nintendork 13 13 3:33 pm
what thre fbdch g
constant dialogue with players
Nintendork 13 13 3:34 pm
uggggggh
Characters fighting for a purpose
oh hey
MOBA with a story
AHH
MARI0 CAMEO
MARI0 CAMEO
RawkHawk2010 3:34 pm
I like the lizard.
Nintendork 13 13 3:34 pm
DID YOU SEE IT
RawkHawk2010 3:34 pm
no
Ultralink1000 3:34 pm
no
Ryudragon29 3:34 pm
wait, why am I watching LoL now?
Nintendork 13 13 3:34 pm
it was on the guy's desk
it was mari0
all blocky
Ryudragon29 3:35 pm
or is this a new shit MOBA?
Nintendork 13 13 3:35 pm
It's a new shit MOBA
RawkHawk2010 3:35 pm
unprecedented partnership
Nintendork 13 13 3:35 pm
Named Dawngate
was that a master sword
Ryudragon29 3:35 pm
Bookish nerd is totally a new concept
Nintendork 13 13 3:35 pm
Fake applause
Andrew Wilson returns.
RawkHawk2010 3:35 pm
This guy is full of drivel
Nintendork 13 13 3:36 pm
fuuuuhst time
RawkHawk2010 3:36 pm
Nothing he says has any significance.
Nintendork 13 13 3:36 pm
lol
Nintendork 13 13 3:36 pm
"I think we're doing some pretty good stuff."
stream died
Ultralink1000 3:36 pm
oops
stream is dead
Nintendork 13 13 3:36 pm
...
RawkHawk2010 3:36 pm
mine's fine
Nintendork 13 13 3:36 pm
refreshing
What's he driveling about?
Ultralink1000 3:36 pm
*refreshing*
Nintendork 13 13 3:37 pm
going to twitch
http://www.twitch.tv/twitch
Twitch working
Some guy drawing on a tablet
Ryudragon29 3:37 pm
the only "good" EA game
Nintendork 13 13 3:37 pm
Mirror's Edge right?
Ultralink1000 3:37 pm
oooo
Ryudragon29 3:37 pm
I'm surprised I didn't see Borderlands
Ultralink1000 3:37 pm
mirror's edge
RawkHawk2010 3:37 pm
mirror's edge girl is the only female protagonist feminists like.
stream died
Ultralink1000 3:38 pm
dang it
Nintendork 13 13 3:38 pm
what the fuck they had an ea employee jump around or wot
Ultralink1000 3:38 pm
what gives >>
Nintendork 13 13 3:38 pm
Twitch is working.
Ultralink1000 3:38 pm
they hired a parkour artist
RawkHawk2010 3:38 pm
first person games are dumb
Nintendork 13 13 3:38 pm
She just jumped on a dude.
Ryudragon29 3:38 pm
follow the orange object: the game
RawkHawk2010 3:39 pm
first person games indicate no focus on characters.
since you never see yours
Ultralink1000 3:39 pm
ouch
Nintendork 13 13 3:39 pm
They could focus on other characters.
Ryudragon29 3:39 pm
Actually, the first one had animation cutscene
which "developped" her character
Nintendork 13 13 3:39 pm
EA Sports
Fifa 15
Sports montage to Mirror's Edge
to EA Sports
"football"
RawkHawk2010 3:40 pm
football is the greatest drummer on earth
Nintendork 13 13 3:40 pm
...(soccer)
Ultralink1000 3:40 pm
feeeeeeel the gaaaaaaame
Nintendork 13 13 3:40 pm
rawk wot does that even mean
RawkHawk2010 3:40 pm
that's how he said "drama"
Ultralink1000 3:40 pm
emotions seem to be the theme this E3
RawkHawk2010 3:40 pm
Dammit I have to urinate.
Nintendork 13 13 3:40 pm
Go ahead
RawkHawk2010 3:40 pm
How long's EA gonna keep me here!
Nintendork 13 13 3:40 pm
You won't miss much.
Shirt-pulling
Fundamentally changing the game.
(Emotions the theme? ...let's not try to find themes yet.)
KOMPANY
Ultralink1000 3:41 pm
thats not realistic at all
Nintendork 13 13 3:41 pm
The cock at Amfield
Fifer experience
Ultralink1000 3:42 pm
xD
Nintendork 13 13 3:42 pm
Football is greatest drummer on earth
...so is rawk like
Nintendork 13 13 3:42 pm
way ahead
Or did they repeat that line?
RawkHawk2010 3:42 pm
agony
tension
heartbreak
Nintendork 13 13 3:42 pm
"But isn't fiction"
RawkHawk2010 3:42 pm
are y'all there
Nintendork 13 13 3:42 pm
"stages are real"
"we can feel them"
Ultralink1000 3:43 pm
REAL
Nintendork 13 13 3:43 pm
"take the ball"
Ultralink1000 3:43 pm
FEEL
Nintendork 13 13 3:43 pm
"take the man"
"heroes run through wars to ignite our imagination"
"one kick"
"one swear"
"one magic moment"
"forever"
"we are these moments"
"more than game"
"this is sparta"
erm
football
Ultralink1000 3:43 pm
^
Nintendork 13 13 3:44 pm
...So you at where I am?
RawkHawk2010 3:44 pm
sports aren't this serious guy
Ultralink1000 3:44 pm
I am
RawkHawk2010 3:44 pm
yes
Nintendork 13 13 3:44 pm
Shooting
RawkHawk2010 3:44 pm
gta6
Nintendork 13 13 3:44 pm
black guy
helicopter
train
Battlefield HARDLINE
Ultralink1000 3:44 pm
another one
RawkHawk2010 3:44 pm
what time is it
Nintendork 13 13 3:44 pm
Seriously are these fake applause
3:44
Ultralink1000 3:45 pm
*squeals*
RawkHawk2010 3:45 pm
do we have another hour of this shit
Nintendork 13 13 3:45 pm
There aren't any squealing people in the audience.
Yeah I guess.
3 to 5.
Ultralink1000 3:46 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
RawkHawk2010 3:46 pm
"Karl-Magnus Troesdan"
Ultralink1000 3:46 pm
got his battlefields confused
RawkHawk2010 3:46 pm
Sounds like a fucking FE villain.
Nintendork 13 13 3:46 pm
lol
32 player heist
Criminals make off with loot
Downtown LA
(where the EA conference is?)
Breaking News
Channel 5
where Luig1's death stare gets shown
RawkHawk2010 3:47 pm
so is this a normal day in LA?
Nintendork 13 13 3:47 pm
yes
So don't go to California.
There's some motherfucker flying in the air.
Car exploded
RawkHawk2010 3:48 pm
this is bullet hell
Nintendork 13 13 3:48 pm
"You have been promoted"
Real-time promotion!
Ultralink1000 3:48 pm
preeeeeety sure he should have died from the car
Nintendork 13 13 3:48 pm
Instant gratification.
Ultralink1000 3:48 pm
apparently he has the loot
Nintendork 13 13 3:49 pm
This real-time promotion shit is ruining this generation of kids.
Thinking this is how real life works.
You gotta work hard for months, kids.
And not by stealing shit.
RawkHawk2010 3:49 pm
did that car start flying
Nintendork 13 13 3:49 pm
"fuck the windshield"
Police
Taser
Ultralink1000 3:49 pm
oh sna
p
Nintendork 13 13 3:50 pm
This is LA?
RawkHawk2010 3:50 pm
this looks awful
Nintendork 13 13 3:50 pm
Seems more like Afghanistan.
RawkHawk2010 3:50 pm
it's just about shooting everything in sight
lol
Nintendork 13 13 3:50 pm
Is this what happened when you got captured in France, Kamek?
Ultralink1000 3:50 pm
pretty much
Nintendork 13 13 3:50 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 3:50 pm
Real time promotions and all
Nintendork 13 13 3:50 pm
what the fuck
AHHH
Ultralink1000 3:50 pm
I got promoted twi-
Nintendork 13 13 3:50 pm
THE BUILDING
NOW IT
Ultralink1000 3:50 pm
WHAT
Nintendork 13 13 3:50 pm
IS 9/11
9/11
EA DID 9/11
Ultralink1000 3:51 pm
freaking cranes
Nintendork 13 13 3:51 pm
NOT THE JEWS
What a relief!
RawkHawk2010 3:51 pm
EA are Jews. =-O
Nintendork 13 13 3:51 pm
..
FUCK
Ultralink1000 3:51 pm
...
Nintendork 13 13 3:51 pm
Elevator sequence
Ultralink1000 3:51 pm
baseball bat was kinda harsh
Nintendork 13 13 3:52 pm
Elevator best part of the footage.
RawkHawk2010 3:52 pm
where was the elevator music
Ultralink1000 3:52 pm
nope
kinda sad that there wasn't any
"You still have the loot"
Nintendork 13 13 3:52 pm
Gratuitous zipline
I don't think the loot is fucking worth it at this point.
Helicopter vs. Helicopter
Ultralink1000 3:53 pm
but it has an orange plus sign on it
that was a freakin' good shot
Nintendork 13 13 3:53 pm
jump off
game over
RawkHawk2010 3:53 pm
game over
Ultralink1000 3:53 pm
these people sound weird
Nintendork 13 13 3:53 pm
"If you're a gamer like... ME."
*points to himself*
Ultralink1000 3:53 pm
*stifles laughter*
Nintendork 13 13 3:54 pm
Preview of Sony
RawkHawk2010 3:54 pm
jew
Nintendork 13 13 3:54 pm
wot's this fat fuck
Adam Boyes
RawkHawk2010 3:54 pm
ahahahhaahaha
Ultralink1000 3:54 pm
oh my gosh that site is going to crash so hard
Nintendork 13 13 3:54 pm
"You have to get it quick."
Adam left in disgrace.
RawkHawk2010 3:55 pm
"won't last long"
Ultralink1000 3:55 pm
So much for show audiences
wut
Nintendork 13 13 3:55 pm
They got dudes on the roof.
Ultralink1000 3:55 pm
is that a real place?
RawkHawk2010 3:55 pm
what the fuck
Nintendork 13 13 3:55 pm
...The same roof the helicopter went off of?
RawkHawk2010 3:55 pm
Was that real
Nintendork 13 13 3:55 pm
Yes.
RawkHawk2010 3:55 pm
I thought that was game footage
Nintendork 13 13 3:55 pm
No.
WHAT THE
SMOKE
"That's our show everybody."
RawkHawk2010 3:56 pm
was that the end
Ultralink1000 3:56 pm
O_o
Nintendork 13 13 3:56 pm
did they end an hour early
Ultralink1000 3:56 pm
sucky
RawkHawk2010 3:56 pm
Thank goodness.
Ultralink1000 3:56 pm
<_<
Nintendork 13 13 3:56 pm
Phew.
RawkHawk2010 3:56 pm
I'm falling out of my chair.
Nintendork 13 13 3:56 pm
It's over.
Okay.
...
Thoughts?
RawkHawk2010 3:56 pm
All I care about is finding The Sims video on YouTube to get screencaps of Obama.
Ultralink1000 3:56 pm
sucks
Nintendork 13 13 3:56 pm
lol
Ultralink1000 3:56 pm
I wish I could have seen that
obama photobombs were cool though
Nintendork 13 13 3:57 pm
Twitch guys on the couches seemed to really like it.
Ultralink1000 3:57 pm
I was not impressed silly twitch person >>
Nintendork 13 13 3:58 pm
(Well, I'm not interested.)
No Madden Curse.
RawkHawk2010 3:58 pm
closed
Nintendork 13 13 3:58 pm
We got 2 hours until Ubisoft.
Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
...Yeah I got nothing to talk about besides no Madden Curse.
RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
https://twitter.com/Henry_Sterchi/status/476068127021604865
brb
Ultralink1000 4:00 pm
meh
Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
Getting screencap of Obama
Off Gamespot
because it can go backwards
Nintendork 13 13 4:02 pm
getting photobomba
Ultralink1000 4:03 pm
sigh
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