
Shigeru Miyamoto has taken the stage in Nintendo Treehouse Live. He has three projects to discuss: "Giant Robot", "Project Guard", and a new Star Fox game on Wii U...
We live-react. I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is Rawk, and we have a friend named Mariosun90 as Ryudragon29.
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"Please understand, Miyamoto's projects suck." |
RawkHawk2010 3:37 pm
Not ready for this.
Nintendork 13 13 3:37 pm
....
RawkHawk2010 3:37 pm
Not ready to see Star Fox rebooted.
Ryudragon29 3:40 pm
he's here
RawkHawk2010 3:40 pm
And what a fun name "Splatoon". Combining "Splat", "Platoon", and "toon" into one.
Nintendork 13 13 3:40 pm
Let's go.
RawkHawk2010 3:40 pm
...
Nintendork 13 13 3:40 pm
GIANT ROBOT on screen.
RawkHawk2010 3:40 pm
oh fuck me
Gotta sit through this slog.
Ryudragon29 3:40 pm
it's that project robot thing
not star fox
just saying
Nintendork 13 13 3:40 pm
We know.
Ryudragon29 3:41 pm
good
Nintendork 13 13 3:41 pm
Rawk just doesn't want this taking twice as long as it should.
Since Miyamoto has to talk
and then Trinen.
They're talking Quick Start.
RawkHawk2010 3:41 pm
og
oh
i didn't know trinen was translating
Nintendork 13 13 3:41 pm
Saying how good of an idea it was.
RawkHawk2010 3:41 pm
I thought him and Miyamoto were having a conversation.
Nintendork 13 13 3:41 pm
.................
:|
RawkHawk2010 3:42 pm
I thought he was telling Miyamoto about the system update.
Nintendork 13 13 3:42 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 3:42 pm
As if he didn't know what it was.
Nintendork 13 13 3:42 pm
First project: Giant Robot.
Project: Giant Robot
Project: Guard
Along with another game, Star Fox Wii U.
Applause.
RawkHawk2010 3:43 pm
I'll reserve my applause.
WE
Nintendork 13 13 3:43 pm
Development team member is present.
RawkHawk2010 3:43 pm
WE
ARE
GIANT ROBOTS
Ryudragon29 3:43 pm
he's not letting him sit?
Nintendork 13 13 3:43 pm
Team member has to stand and play
Miyamoto backseat commentates on his chair.
Jerkass.
Nintendork 13 13 3:44 pm
Ryo Tanaka.
He's bowing to the TV
RawkHawk2010 3:44 pm
This looks bad.
Nintendork 13 13 3:44 pm
...yeah
RawkHawk2010 3:45 pm
Looks like a Kinect game.
And...painfully strainuous.
Nintendork 13 13 3:45 pm
Stage 1: Mission accomplished
RawkHawk2010 3:45 pm
strenuous*
what the fuck?
Ryudragon29 3:45 pm
so it's like that Wii sword mini-game in Wii Sport Resort
Nintendork 13 13 3:45 pm
Mission Failed
I like the Mission Failed music.
Nintendork 13 13 3:46 pm
I don't think this is... an actual game.
RawkHawk2010 3:46 pm
Miyamoto needs to take a seat somewhere.
Nintendork 13 13 3:46 pm
Ryo Tanaka needs to take a seat.
Miyamoto should stand. =-O
"You guys aren't cheering enough!"
*forces audience to cheer*
well it looks
uh
RawkHawk2010 3:47 pm
You know what this reminds me of?
Nintendork 13 13 3:47 pm
...pretty shitty.
Wii Play?
RawkHawk2010 3:47 pm
That game called "QUOP" or whatever.
Nintendork 13 13 3:47 pm
Customization screen.
RawkHawk2010 3:47 pm
"QWOP"
where you have to use those keys to make the guy run.
wait
RawkHawk2010 3:48 pm
how do you walk
if both sticks are used for arms
Nintendork 13 13 3:48 pm
Leaning forward
Gyrometer
RawkHawk2010 3:48 pm
nah
says R
Nintendork 13 13 3:49 pm
...Why is he bowing then?
And leaning back?
RawkHawk2010 3:49 pm
Makes it harder to fall.
Nintendork 13 13 3:49 pm
...
RawkHawk2010 3:49 pm
Miyamoto said that
Nintendork 13 13 3:49 pm
GameCube thing on his head
what the hell is going on
2 v 1
With random lasers.
...
It makes me feel better if I think of the robots as Trayvon and Zimmerman.
Ryudragon29 3:50 pm
I like the new Custom Robo
Nintendork 13 13 3:50 pm
...Are you saying this is the new Custom Robo?
I'm not interested one bit. >.>
RawkHawk2010 3:51 pm
It looks intentionally bad.
Nintendork 13 13 3:51 pm
Females like to design the robots.
(Emily Rogers?)
(Marketing to women?)
RawkHawk2010 3:51 pm
Well apparently that's the only girl they talk to so probably.
awkward
Is Ryo mute?
Nintendork 13 13 3:52 pm
No, he was talking.
RawkHawk2010 3:52 pm
Miyamoto looks displeased.
Nintendork 13 13 3:52 pm
He doesn't have his own mic.
Nintendork 13 13 3:52 pm
Yeah this is a Kinect game.
RawkHawk2010 3:53 pm
what if rare was doing this
people would hate it
Nintendork 13 13 3:53 pm
Okay I guess it is gonna turn into its own game.
RawkHawk2010 3:53 pm
but miyamoto's involvement will make it be seen as "brilliant"
Nintendork 13 13 3:53 pm
Next.
Project Guard.
RawkHawk2010 3:53 pm
"one more"
WHAT THE FUCK
They're not even gonna show Star Fox?
Torturous!
Nintendork 13 13 3:54 pm
"It's very easy to cheer the person on who is watching."
(But no one was.)
(Like an Obama speech.)
Security room.
Nintendork 13 13 3:55 pm
12 different cameras.
Protect your maze-base.
Cameras double as lasers.
Ryudragon29 3:55 pm
a tower defense game
RawkHawk2010 3:55 pm
awful
miyamoto everybody
wasting everyone's time
Nintendork 13 13 3:55 pm
The enemy robot looks kinda cute.
Yeah, this is tower defense.
AHH
IT'S ROB
Ryudragon29 3:56 pm
Are you looking forward Star Fox after this?
RawkHawk2010 3:56 pm
Depends if we see Krystal.
RawkHawk2010 3:57 pm
If this is a reboot I'm giving Nintendo's E3 an F-.
Nintendork 13 13 3:57 pm
:|
RawkHawk2010 3:57 pm
Having your third favorite Nintendo series forever ruined would kind of do that.
Nintendork 13 13 3:57 pm
Failure
RawkHawk2010 3:58 pm
second favorite got ruined a few years back
(Paper Mario)
Nintendork 13 13 3:58 pm
:-(
Hardest level.
RawkHawk2010 3:58 pm
This is a bore.
Nintendork 13 13 3:58 pm
Smash in 3 hours.
ROB has a soccer ball
RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
I hope we can hear the music over all the tourney jugalos yelling.
What do you think?
Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
Of Guard?
RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
no
Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
Not interesting.
>_>:
RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
of what i said
Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
Music?
RawkHawk2010 3:59 pm
ye
Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
You can hear the game music when you watch tournament streams.
Even with commentators.
Because they use capture cards and stuff.
For this? I dunno.
But it won't be the Smash community's fault if you don't hear it.
It'd be Nintendo's set-up.
RawkHawk2010 4:01 pm
please don't show three more rounds of this shit
RawkHawk2010 4:01 pm
what if these are modes of Star Fox U?
Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
Blames the audience for losing at his own demo twice.
"one more round"
nooo
RawkHawk2010 4:01 pm
In Giant Robot Fox gets drunk after a night on the town?
And in this he's protecting the Great Fox?
Nintendork 13 13 4:02 pm
Why is ROB invading the Great Fox?
RawkHawk2010 4:02 pm
did you play command
Nintendork 13 13 4:02 pm
no
RawkHawk2010 4:02 pm
ROB 64 went evil in one of the endings.
Guess this ROB could too.
Nintendork 13 13 4:02 pm
So is this DKU or...
RawkHawk2010 4:02 pm
no
Only a character introduced in Adventures could make it DKU.
...so...
...Krystal.
RawkHawk2010 4:04 pm
was that robot twerking
Nintendork 13 13 4:04 pm
It was waving.
This is Sakurai's fault.
If he didn't put ROB in Smash...
...He wouldn't be here!
Miyamoto designed the robots.
(Well I guess they're cute.)
Ryudragon29 4:04 pm
Miyamoto looks so sad
RawkHawk2010 4:04 pm
yeah
Ryudragon29 4:04 pm
no one want his games
Nintendork 13 13 4:05 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 4:05 pm
his eyes are glazed over
music reminds me of star fox
um
Nintendork 13 13 4:06 pm
...Hm.
RawkHawk2010 4:06 pm
a mom couldn't give a hint about this shit
It's entirely incomprehensible
Nintendork 13 13 4:06 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 4:06 pm
I like how Moto won't look at Ryo when Ryo talks.
Nintendork 13 13 4:07 pm
Create your own robot invasion patterns.
"Should we take a look at another go" - woman Treehouse person
NO
NO NO NO NO NO
Ryo is pointing somewhere.
They have a unit on the show floor.
I wonder if anyone will play it.
RawkHawk2010 4:08 pm
noooooope
Nintendork 13 13 4:08 pm
People are applauding in the background.
Probably Smash.
RawkHawk2010 4:08 pm
yeah
or something else not bad
(or anything but this)
Nintendork 13 13 4:08 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 4:09 pm
GOOD GOD
Nintendork 13 13 4:09 pm
How long are they gonna sit and talk?
RawkHawk2010 4:09 pm
How long can they talk about this fuckery?
Nintendork 13 13 4:09 pm
They've been working on this shit since N64?
RawkHawk2010 4:09 pm
We don't have all day!
Nintendork 13 13 4:09 pm
That's like 15 years ago.
RawkHawk2010 4:09 pm
Some ideas are best left dead.
Nintendork 13 13 4:09 pm
And we get this?
...
RawkHawk2010 4:09 pm
As I guess they'll find out.
Nintendork 13 13 4:10 pm
"New genre"
RawkHawk2010 4:10 pm
is this girl related to nate
Nintendork 13 13 4:10 pm
no
RawkHawk2010 4:10 pm
She has the same beak.
Nintendork 13 13 4:10 pm
...
Nose?
RawkHawk2010 4:10 pm
yes
there's that menu music
Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
Smash's?
RawkHawk2010 4:11 pm
yes
Ryudragon29 4:11 pm
Guard gets a lot of attention compared to Giant Robot
RawkHawk2010 4:11 pm
I like that Reggie's Metroid pin didn't mean anything.
Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
Which one is better?
Guard or Giant Robot?
lol
(Alternatively, which one is worse?)
Ryudragon29 4:11 pm
Giant Robot wasn't shown much
Guard is okay, it's a tower defense, just like all the others lol
Nintendork 13 13 4:12 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLP_2-iIe6I
Smash 3DS footage
RawkHawk2010 4:13 pm
oh
ryo's talking
had no idea
Nintendork 13 13 4:14 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 4:14 pm
people are saying this a full-fledged retail game.
Nintendork 13 13 4:14 pm
nah
RawkHawk2010 4:15 pm
what if it was
that thing would be in the bargain bin so fast
Nintendork 13 13 4:15 pm
lol
RawkHawk2010 4:15 pm
It'd be like that trash can full of Ghoulies copies in Nuts & Bolts.
RawkHawk2010 4:17 pm
..........................................
Nintendork 13 13 4:17 pm
Star Fox on Wii U
2015
RawkHawk2010 4:17 pm
FUCK OFF YOU COCK HOTEL
Nintendork 13 13 4:18 pm
See you soon!
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ROB getting shot. |
Xenoblade Chronicles: X coming up!
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