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Monday, June 9, 2014

KoopaTV's Sony E3 2014 LIVE REACTIONS!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Begrudging respect.

Hi guys. Final E3 conference of the night. It's Sony. I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is himself, YoshiRider123 is masteryoshirider, and Ryudragon29 is a Koopa Keep guest we know as Mariosun90. 

Common theme in this? Sony gets to really good stuff (that we get JEALOUS of) and then... the conference kind of crashes. Rinse and repeat. We point this out as you read along!

"LANDMASTER!"

Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
    2 minutes.
    The last conference of the day!
    But who knows when it'll end.
    It should end in 2 hours, but based on last year...

 RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
    1:00

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    ...Oh hey, they got a trailer.
    From Killzone.
    At GameSpot-land.

 RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
    stream doesn't work

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    http://www.gamespot.com/e3/sony-press-conference-2014/
    refresh
    It's fine right now.

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    still doesn't work

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    http://www.twitch.tv/twitch
    You try Twitch.
    Sony is starting "any minute now"

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    aight
    on twitch

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    If we get technical difficulties is it Sony's fault like last year?

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    yea

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    Sony seems to have an easy path for best Non-Nintendo E3.

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    And if accounts get hacked it'll be their fault like...two years before that.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    lol
    9:01, still hasn't started.

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    back on gamepsot

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    The other conferences haven't started this late yet.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    Sony thinks they're soooo great that they don't even start on time.
    Pompous assholes.

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    "Heroes always arrive late!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    Starting.
    I like to think we're more snarky and insightful than GameSpot.
    Lights.
    Mars
    Rocket.
    "The Planet Mars: Present Day."
    Astronauts with Master Chief visors.

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    Moonbase Alpha 2?

 masteryoshirider 9:05 pm
    Halo 5 PS4 exclusive

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    aeiouaeiouaeiou

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    Great cities built.
    Human life span TRIPLED.
    ...Would you wanna live that long?

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    yea
    well depends
    ask me when i'm an old man

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    240 is how old the country is!

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    ...yeah that puts things into perspective.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    How long would the military draft range be extended?
    If our lifespan tripled?

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    That thing talking is basically from Halo.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    As for the stream, apparently it's earth's last hope.

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    Guilty Gear 343 or whoever.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    Slide
    (Division already had the slide thing like 8 hours ago)

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    ...oh this is Destiny ain't it.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    Probably.
    They said the word "destiny" in the trailer.

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    That'd explain the Halo shit.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    Gosha bots
    DESTINY
    Ladies and gentleman
    Andrew House.
    ...He's still funny-sounding.

 RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
    MONSTER HOUSE

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    We know what best means. It means Kinect...ed.
    Play it First, Play it Better.
    ...dumb tagline.
    =-O
    BETA
    July 17 beta.

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    I hate Betas.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    (Meanwhile, The Crew has its beta now.)

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    Just an illusion to make waits seem shorter.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    Play this Thursday.

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    Picture a beta for Smash 4.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    www.GreatnessAwaits.com/Destiny

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    It's not the Beta.

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    okay I hate alphas even more.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    It's the ALPHA
    ...who the hell wants to alpha-test
    "Gameplay experience is only on PlayStation 4"
    A buggy mess?

 RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
    isn't that basically making the game?
    White PS4.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    Exclusive Destiny bundle.
    Sept. 9.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    500 GB PS4.

 RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
    Looks like a giant Wii.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    ...I'd digitally download stuff on Wii U if it had that in the box.
    ...Yeah.
    (Sounds like innuendo.)

 RawkHawk2010 9:11 pm
    Dude a 500 GB hard drive costs like $50.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    Why is he still talking?
    it costs more than that
    New IP time.

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    not on sale
    oh
    hey!
    Someone call the candle powered forum!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    AHH
    FLASHLIGHT

 masteryoshirider 9:12 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    They'd love this.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    Oh I forgot to tell them last E3.
    When we saw flashlights.
    Woops.
    (I'll probably forget after this, too.)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
    Is it bad that the candlelight is the most interesting part of this?

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
    This game looks like ass.

 Ryudragon29 9:13 pm
    I didn't know The Order was a horror game

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
    ew
    Some cannibal asshole.
    Can't even wear a fucking shirt.
    Has to rip it apart.

 RawkHawk2010 9:14 pm
    elliot rodger

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 pm
    lol
    QTE to live
    ...or not
    Oh there it is.
    I was right.
    What was that, steroid pill?

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    ++++++A, would live again!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    Elliot Rodger sniffing him out.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    Full frontal nudity
    THE ORDER 1886

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    what is this
    Okami?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    Okami?

 masteryoshirider 9:16 pm
    Wasn't Nintendo founded in 1886?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    ...no

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    1876 I think.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    1889
    (This isn't Okami.)

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    Tengami?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    It's ENTWINED
    This guy is talking

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    but you can't hear him

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    dammit

 masteryoshirider 9:17 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    I was hoping that didn't get fixed.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    lol
    Two souls in love but can't be together.
    The demoers are a female and a male.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    We need #Miiquality!

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    Sounds like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    SONY ISN'T REPRESENTING THEIR GAY AUDIENCE
    NOT BUYING

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    Scott Rohde.

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    I had no idea what was going on.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    Me neither.
    PS4 available now.
    $9.99
    ...erm, PS4 version of Entwined
 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    "right now"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    PS3 and Vita to follow as part of Cross-buy!
    "ha ha ha ha"

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    so they want everyone to quit watching to go play it?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    yes
    inFAMOUS SECOND SON

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
    Standalone DLC. You don't need to own the game to play the DLC.

 RawkHawk2010 9:20 pm
    ...
    so
    isn't it its own game? >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 pm
    ........
    Yes.
    "First Light"
    Little Big Planet 3

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    what'd she say

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    ...There was a 2? <_<;
    I dunno.
    I heard "Elizabeth Brett"

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    lol
    I heard a Brett

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    Sounds like TF music

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    Little Big Planet 3
    It looks...
    ...the exact same as the other two.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    wtf oddsock is talking

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    oddsock is adorable
    Reminds me of Ghost Poochy from Luigi's Mansion 2.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    Goshaboy
    Toggle
    Sackboy getting new friends like Sonic
    or getting friends like DK?

 RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
    Looks like a chicken nugget.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    ...lol
    Rawk Hawk?
    Swoop.

 RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
    Now he looks like meatboy.
    I'm behind.
    Refreshing.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    k

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    Multiplayer.
    Puzzle.

 RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
    I like Swoopy.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    Chicken nugget died
    again
    I like Swoopy too.
    Swoopy overpowered.
    I want them to collect the last bubble
    on the climbing part.
    It's really irritating to see them not collect it.

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    Sony fans still think Sackboy is their "Mario."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    Looks more like the DK.

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 pm
    This reminds me of World of Goo.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    Reminds me of.............
    ...That game with the jellybeans.
    That's the classic.

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    A Boy and his Blob.

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    dynamic 3d
    like tropical freeze

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    Toggle
    like Kiddy Kong.

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    Looked good.
    Gotta say.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 pm
    Yeah.
    Looked better than Sonic Colours.
    First Asian guy of E3.

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    oh god
    this is like last year
    sony will be the only conference with genuine non-forced applause

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    catarogue
    Old PS3 content
    on PS4
    with upgraded graphics apparently.
    Great fun for Christmas.
    Completely new IP.
    Respected game directors.
    "if you know me"
    2nd time we've heard that.

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    miyazaki
    like
    the Spirited Away guy?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    ...we'll see

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    "From Software"
    dumbledore

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    Sounds like a name you'd come up with.
    ew
    Bloodborne

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    So people are watching this in theaters right now?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    Yes.

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    lol

 masteryoshirider 9:32 pm
    I thought he said "Black Bone".

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    Nah black ___ was last year.
    Far Cry 4
    We saw this.
    Kuwait

 RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
    "create your own story"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    ...erm, Kyrat.

 RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
    Gamers aren't too lazy for that.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    This is the Anderson Cooper game right?

 RawkHawk2010 9:33 pm
    Dunno why they're too lazy to make their own Conker!
    Yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    Okay let's pay attention.
    Locate Ratu Gadhi.
    ...Well that's meaningless.
    Seems like fake India.

 RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
    someone was under that tree

 Nintendork 13 13 9:34 pm
    Wingsuit.
    Wind Waker grapple.
    Convoy Located - Destroy It
    boom

 RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
    driving in first person is awful
    that's why it's so hard in real life

 Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
    I don't like this radio music.
    Change to the country channel!
    The radio music is the same in the other truck too.
    I don't like the "shit shit shit shit"
    I mean, he took the wing suit before.
    He was expecting this, right?
    The only dialogue the guy has is "shit".
    That's not interesting characterization!
    SECOND PLAYER JOINS

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    gyrocopter?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    Dat Hurk face.

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    I thought that was a fake thing made up by Funky.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    Wot's the Reinforcements gauge?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    Elephant killed.

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    so is elephant trumpeting gonna be constant ambiance in this game

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    FORTRESS LIBERATED
    Liberated the same way we "liberated" Iraq?

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    Oh hey it's this fucker.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    Adam Boyes is back.
    He reminds me of Glenn Beck.

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    Yeah lol.
    I wonder if he goes to TheBlaze.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    "Even if they don't own the game"
    ...that's pretty cool
    It means no one will
    EW

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    ..............

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    NEOGAF REFERENCE
    GET THIS GUY OUT

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    uuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggg

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    UGGGH

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    AND Reddit!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    CGI letters
    Disgusting.
    Zombie games.
    Would people actually request zombie games?
    I don't think so.
    Aren't people sick of zombies?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    wtf girl is being raped
    and the guy doesn't care
    ?????????
    Awful society.
    Is this also California?

 RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
    Or Florida.
    Bad things happen in Florida.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    Guess we can't move to Florida.
    Florida has heroes too.
    Like Zimmerman.

 RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
    NeoGAF wanted this?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    yes
    I thought the guy was gonna take off his foot
    and replace it with the zombie's.
    DEAD ISLAND 2
    ...This was already a series?!?!

 RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
    guess so

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    The Last of Us
    Diablo 3: ultimate evil edition
    So TLoU enemies in Diablo.
    ...gross.
    "thank you"

 RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
    Iwata card was better.
    Wonder if Nintendo will show it.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    30 day exclusive beta.

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    "and a grappling hook!"
    *no response*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    ...

 Ryudragon29 9:45 pm
    I don't know what to say
    so much stuff going on
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    At least it's over.

 masteryoshirider 9:45 pm
    Mike Glambin?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    "Grappling hooks and ziplines that's my JAM"
    Disney

 RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
    *no response*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    ...oh I thought it'd be exclusive Peter Ong game.

 RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
    Uh oh
    Sony trying to steal Nintendo's NFC thunder.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    He keeps spamming the word "exclusive."
    Should Nintendo do that?

 RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    "Smash 4 is EXCLUSIVE to Nintendo!"
    "HULK SMASH"

 RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
    that hurts them

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    "Zelda U is EXCLUSIVE"
    Partnership.
    exclusive ps4 game

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    somebody might care more about Smash if they think it might come to the PS4.
    so

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    1231 days of unemployment
    aka ever since Obama got into office?

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    lol
    Is this a Shy Guy without a mask?

 Ryudragon29 9:48 pm
    oh shit Magicka

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    is this a doba

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    MAGICKA TWO
    LEARN TO SPELL
    AGAIN
    Thousands of letters.

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    okay sony we get it you got letters

 Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
    Do miracles

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    shut the fuck up
    they forged this shit

 Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
    ...well duh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
    Age 12 → age 10

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    i don't even know who tim schafer is
    wait
    Is he the guy that did Nightmare Before Christmas?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    no

 RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
    Oh
    I was thinking of Tim Burton.
    indie games

 Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
    ...why do they have to look shitty

 RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
    yeah
    someone tell these people they can go beyond 8 bit
    8 bit isn't charming

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    This one isn't 8-bit.

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
    8 bit is ug
    is this portal

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    The Talos Principle

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
    "Titan Souls"?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    Bro spam.
    More letters.

 RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
    Shut up bro.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    Is this a theme?

 RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
    Reminds me of something Cammie Dunaway would do.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    AHH
    SUDA 51

 RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
    These letters.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    shh
    SUDA 51
    ...only for ps4

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    it's not no more heroes 3
    ...so we still have hope for that on wii u

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
    Doesn't look very quirky.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
    ...Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
    Just...extreme.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
    LET IT DIE
    So Sony got Suda
    Microsoft got Kamiya
    ...wot does nintendo get

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
    reminds me of Kill Bill
    Nintendo gets WayForward.
    *snicker*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    ...
    :|

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    Is my dream Suda-Kamiya collab ever gonna happen?

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    i thought it was suda-sakurai

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    ...No I just want Travis Touchdown in Smash.
    Oh.
    I guess Nintendo gets Sakurai.
    ...But does Sakurai count as a 3rd party? >_>:

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    even though smash is his last game

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    Yeah I dunno what we just saw.

 RawkHawk2010 9:57 pm
    since his hands are dead.

 masteryoshirider 9:57 pm
    GIANT SQUID

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    Is this guy done
    One hour?
    "just getting started"
    "one last game"
    PS4 debut
    (so not exclusive)
    Well it's bright.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    That's a start.
    Animals.

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    why can't this be a dk game

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    It's like Metroid Prime in DK Jungle.

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    RAMBI
    ...now it's Dinosaur Planet.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    ...See they even have Samus's Gunship.
    Arwing

 RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
    Is this what the Retro people left to go do?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    It's Star Fox PS4

 RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
    why can't this be star fox u

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    Soleth Prime

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    (Metroid Prime)
    Star Fox in ship

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    oh I thought that was the game name.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    Metroid Prime on ground
    DK environment?
    NO MAN'S SKY
    (so it's a woman's sky)
    (so it's Metroid)
    Sean Murray Hello Games.

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    good name

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    Didn't we see this in VGX?

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    The fuck is "Hello Games"?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    Hello Kitty.
    Every player gets their own planet.

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    "infinite"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    Infinite.

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    my ass

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    "picks up a pad and plays"
    (poor Wii U)

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    So it's like PMD?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    More footage.
    Sihoulette levels

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    But in the sky?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    ...Sounds good.

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    This guy seemed like he didn't wanna be here.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    It even has PMD-sounding music
    It's like higher quality Primal Dialga instruments
    used for something more upbeat.

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    I remain cautious.
    Story?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    I dunno, it's the best thing we've seen all day.

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    Character interaction?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    Better than Sunset Overdrive.
    Probably doesn't have any.
    But you can't say that for sure.

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    If it's just flying around shooting dudes that'll get old fast.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    PS Camera?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    It got laughter from the crowd.
    "innovotive"
    the hell is that
    Project Morpheus

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    oculus rift?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    Define future of gaming.
    Wait the conference isn't over?!?!

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 pm
    what even is that
    mu yoshida

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    I dunno..
    uh
    Shawn Layden

 masteryoshirider 10:06 pm
    Kaz?

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    ...
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    I was off.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    Who I said apparently isn't even a real guy.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    E3 used to be in Atlanta?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    Yes.
    Then the West Coast elitists got it.

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    what's this doofus blabbering about

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    Who knows.
    PSN.
    SHARE FACTORY

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    I feel like this guy is trying to be like Reggie.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    He's doing some of the same mannerisms.

 Ryudragon29 10:08 pm
    So what happened to the Vita?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    95% of PS4s connected
    uhhh
    Some of the games got announced for Vita
    ...No Vita exclusives.
    But dat cross-play?
    YouTube to PS4

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    Why do people care about how many multiplayer matches have been played?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    ...Hey Nintendo has something PS4 doesn't?

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 pm
    And other useless statisti-
    ...
    It DIDN'T HAVE YOUTUBE?!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
    What the fuck?!
    Well
    Nintendo should do that.
    Insta-capture.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    Spectate sessions?
    PS4 had Twitch streams before YouTube?
    Isn't the latter more simple?

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 pm
    don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
    this conference has gone way downhill

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    It should've ended after the Star Fox PS4.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    FREE TO PLAY
    "the best destination for free to play games"
    ........
    You, uh, WANT that?
    PS4 to become mobile market?

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    Free to play is a toxic policy.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    I thought Sony guy said that Nintendo needs to remain the competitor
    because they're all on the same side against mobile shit.

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    free to play = free ps4?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    *CERTAIN FEATURES AVAILABLE FOR A FEE

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    hahahahahahahahahahaha
    Fuck that guy.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    Well here's the Vita.

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    That notice hasn't gone away yet.

 Ryudragon29 10:12 pm
    vita footage

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    The Vita is being used as a F2P platform.
    So it's no longer competing with 3DS, it's competing with Android?

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
    what did that girl yell?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    I dunno.
    So PS3 is still being supported.
    Select Sony televisions.
    ...Just get a PS controller by itself?

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    "Yeah."

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    ULTRA STREET FIGHTER 4
    why does that get the biggest applause

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    btw
    this conference will end with that metal gear solid trailer

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    PSVita commitment
    "Vita will have the best catalogue of games available on a mobile device"
    ............................................................
    PSVita = Ultimate mobile platform???????

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    minecraft
    cancer
    He mentioned Vita-dedicated titles but hasn't provided one.
    New console?
    PSTV
    oh it's that thing you and YR covered
    I still don't know what this is.

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 pm
    playstation tv
    mario kart tv
    koopa tv

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    KoopaTV
    This is becoming a crowded market.
    >.>
    $99
    KOOPATV IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE
    JUST SAYING

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    that silhouette looks like a douche

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    WE'RE FREE TO PLAY
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 pm
    at first glance I thought Lego was Mario Kart.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 pm
    wot are we applauding
    never heard of it
    Vibribbon?
    1996
    Mortal Kombat
    Worldwide premiere

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    Mortal Kombat X
    "WHO'S NEXT"
    ("Got your sister, you're next."
    )

RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    lol
    "GET OVER HERE!"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    bone-crushing
    FATALITY

 masteryoshirider 10:24 pm
    Eli

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    Men in Black

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 pm
    brb

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 pm
    What would a "great KoopaTV welcome" be like?

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 pm
    blowing through a wall?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    ...
    wot

 RawkHawk2010 10:28 pm
    oh
    by "welcome" i thought you meant "entrance"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:28 pm
    no
    They gave this dude a "great PlayStation welcome"
    I'm not interested in what he's saying.

 RawkHawk2010 10:29 pm
    I like his suit.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:29 pm
    He has good character design.
    He looks like an Ace Attorney victim.

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    gonna end with msg

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    ........

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    I keep thinking they're gonna say

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    This conference should've ended half an hour ago.

 RawkHawk2010 10:30 pm
    "available today!"
    since that's the trend with this E3
    This conference alreadys get a D- for being excessive

 Nintendork 13 13 10:30 pm
    Theatrical content
    MADDEN CURSE?

 RawkHawk2010 10:31 pm
    let's hope it doesn't go lower

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 pm
    no it's Ratchet and Clank the movie.
    It was better than Microsoft's half an hour ago
    >_>
    "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAMES" they said.
    "So we know games are important, so here's half an hour of bullshit."

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
    Do we even think this series looks good?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    Ratchet and Clank HD remake.

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
    Rachet and Clank is basically that gameplay video of Sonic Boom.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 pm
    ew
    TLoU
    200 game of the year awards
    NONE FROM KOOPATV
    "The following trailer contains spoilers"

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 pm
    Good.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    Well, we don't care.

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    That game sucked.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    Yeah.
    And we even watched it.

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    Yeah!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    We can say that validly!
    So this is all stuff I recognize.

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    Didn't the voice actress for Ellie come out as a lesbian?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 pm
    So it's from last game.
    ...Ellen?
    I dunno.

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 pm
    And now that's identified as her only personality trait?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    I don't pay attention to that stuff.
    Contrary to what Twitter thinks.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 pm
    THE LAST OF US REMASTERED
    dumb
    Industry's best developers.
    (Come back to Nintendo Suda!)
    Kojima Productions.
    New trailer that some of you may have gotten a sneak peak of.
    (I didn't.)
    MGS5! The Phantom Payne!

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    what if this trailer confirmed snake for smash 4

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    It's a Mandibuzz.

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 pm
    because konami gave sony the wrong trailer

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 pm
    "Kept you waiting, huh?"
    Toilet paper?
    ...oh.

 RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
    the song we're hearing now could be in smash 4

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    ...A barf jar?

 RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
    keep that in mind

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    ....Oh.

 RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
    just like that mgs4 song

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 pm
    wtf blood
    Taliban
    Tanks.

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
    was that otacon

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    yes
    knife
    Baptism

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    this looks good but
    it's once again just a movie

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    Good-looking movie.

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    a good movie granted but did Kojima not learn?
    oh well

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 pm
    It can come out on PSTV.

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    As long as it's not a bad movie like TLoU.
    that's a long ass name
    fucking nine words

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    So is the conference over?

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    LONG words

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    ...nope.

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    guess not

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    Rawk's wrong.

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    yepp

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 pm
    New genres.
    New experiences.
    Aquatic Ambiance remix
    ...nevermind

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 pm
    y4ryulgeye
    I was just about to say that.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    AMERICA IS FOR AMERICANS PERIOD
    good billboard

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    Good music.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    I haven't taken one print-screen yet.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    GTA 5

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    ...........oh.

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    That's...
    FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    .........So this already exists.

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 pm
    WE WERE COMPLIMENTING GTAV

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 pm
    ..........
    woops.

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 pm
    That's what gets sony fans excited folks.
    Getting to play the same game twice.
    Within the span of a year.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 pm
    TLoU remastered
    GTAV remastered
    oh hey it's batman

 RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
    oh hey another batman game
    no way we have enough of those or anything

 RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
    ...that gliding looks awesome though.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
    ...ya.

 RawkHawk2010 10:42 pm
    Okay yeah this looks good.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:42 pm
    Nice car.
    car porn
    Landmaster
    If Batman has a Landmaster, will he be in Smash Bros?

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    dude
    could you imagine that?
    A Batman reveal trailer for Smash?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    "I AM

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 pm
    Black dude first to die

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 pm
    THE BATMAN."

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    "what do we do about da bat"

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    ...
    So.....

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
    WHAT

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 pm
    ...what the fuck

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 pm
    THE
    FUCK
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Was that fucking intended?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    ...that was
    uh
    intentional
    That's why the camera became zoomed out

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    Okay.
    is this the joker

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    no

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    who the hell is that

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    Batman Arkham Asylum
    Batman Arkham City

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 pm
    Batman Arkham Origins

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 pm
    I thought the whole conference room glitched.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    Batman Arkham Knight

 RawkHawk2010 10:47 pm
    Oh
    Scarecrow

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    ya
    Another title?
    Captures best of PlayStation spirit.
    Directly from PS4.
    ............
    Naughty Dog...

 RawkHawk2010 10:47 pm
    The Last of Us Remastered.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:47 pm
    Nathan Drake
    .....is that actually nathan drake

 RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
    is he talking to himself

 Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
    He's having a flashback in real-time.

 RawkHawk2010 10:48 pm
    "I've been out of the game."
    Is this the Underwhere?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:48 pm
    lol
    It WAS Nathan Drake.
    UNCHARTED 4: A THIEF'S END

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    is nathan drake the thief

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    .....Uh...
    ...I dunno.

 Ryudragon29 10:49 pm
    he could be, depends on the point of view

 Nintendork 13 13 10:49 pm
    wtf kingdom hearts cameo

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 pm
    saw kingdom hearts

 Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
    ...ms90 where were you >_>;

 Ryudragon29 10:50 pm
    I was always here
    there was nothing much to comment

 Nintendork 13 13 10:50 pm
    ......'kay. <_<
    Is that our fault or Sony's?

 Ryudragon29 10:50 pm
    I'm watching multiple chats at the same time

 Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
    It's over.

 RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
    well

 Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
    Less than 2 hours.

 RawkHawk2010 10:51 pm
    what'd we think

 Nintendork 13 13 10:51 pm
    Great
    then bad
    then good
    ...So better than Microsoft?

 RawkHawk2010 10:52 pm
    Without Conker yes.
    With Conker no.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:53 pm
    ...
    Anyway, I still like No Man's Sky.

 RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
    Name dropped Neogaf. That site is going to jizz themselves for days.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:54 pm
    oh yeah
    That was really really bad.

 RawkHawk2010 10:54 pm
    ...
    you know.

Nintendork 13 13 10:55 pm
    ....
    I do?

 RawkHawk2010 10:55 pm
    Why the fuck did Sony spoil that part of The Last of Us when they're trying to get people to buy a remastered version?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:55 pm
    .........
    I.... I'm not sure.
    ............So...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
    ...........(poor Vita)

 RawkHawk2010 10:57 pm
    Nintendo tomorrow.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
    Yup.

 RawkHawk2010 10:57 pm
    Woooooooooweeeeeeeeee.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:57 pm
    YUP.
    You think Nintendo can win E3?

 RawkHawk2010 10:58 pm
    Because we care about Smash and ONLY because we care about Smash...
    ...yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 10:59 pm
    Otherwise, no.
    Which means...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
    Good point.

 RawkHawk2010 10:59 pm
    ...canonically no.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
    ...fuck
    What, because of Conker or...

 RawkHawk2010 10:59 pm
    also if K. Rool isn't revealed I'll bitch about that more than I've bitched about anything else. =-O

 Nintendork 13 13 10:59 pm
    ...please don't.

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
    hey man
    not my call

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    You can control your emotions!

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 pm
    couldn't with conker

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 pm
    ...eh no you can't.
    >_>;
    Well if you're discounting Nintendo winning because of Smash...

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
    I control my emotions as long as beloved Rare characters aren't involved.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
    ...You should discount Microsoft winning because of Conker.
    >_>;

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
    Then all logic goes all the window.
    well yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
    Anyway, GameFAQs polling says people like Sony's more than Microsoft's.

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 pm
    i said not counting conker sony won

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
    Which makes sense.
    ...'kay.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 pm
    At least 3DS still wins.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    Any last comments?

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 pm
    Fuck Adam Boyes.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 pm
    Good point.

Ryudragon29 11:08 pm
    I have no idea what Nintendo can show that will make me go wow
    maybe if they actually made a new Lolo game >.>

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 pm
    ...Oh yeah, Miiverse completely mocks Adventures of Lolo.
    They're making YOLO jokes.

 Ryudragon29 11:09 pm
    Instead of inserting him in the newest Kirby game

Nintendork 13 13 11:12 pm
    Oh yeah. Letters to Sony.
    Obnoxious.
Fuck off, NeoGAF!


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