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Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Nintendo Treehouse Live E3 2017 Day 1: Rabbids and Warriors

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Two games we really love to hate, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle and Fire Emblem Warriors!

Just for some background, this is about how grossed we were when Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle was leaked/sort of announced prior to E3 Weeks 2017, and this is our latest thoughts on Fire Emblem Warriors (not a series homage). Negative all around.

Still, it's good that not everything on Nintendo's Treehouse Live E3 2017 is a blockbuster, 'cause we have other logs we needed to publish. We fully admit we were diverted in our attention, but hey, we still DID react.

(1:51:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: is the song back

(1:51:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: YES

(1:51:32 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) YAAAAY

(1:51:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) People like us who have done nothing but bitch about Mario for the past two gens LOVE IT

(1:52:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dude you need this on YT

(1:52:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: so then it gets views

(1:52:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I know

(1:52:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause you know people are searching for this

(1:52:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: shit Rabbids

(1:53:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) If it's already up

(1:53:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) anyway

(1:53:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I'll just steal theirs

(1:53:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Rabbids

(1:54:04 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) "Mario doesn't know anything about the Rabbids"

(1:54:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Neither do I.

(1:54:30 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Does he know the guys following him... aren't really Peach and his brother?

(1:54:30 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Like, is he aware?

(1:54:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Grant Kirkhope

(1:55:00 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) GEYSER GOOMBA

Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle geyser Goomba bridge
The thing we ended up caring the most about was this here Goomba.


(1:55:47 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Named BEEP-0

(1:55:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The little shit is BEEP-0

(1:55:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: not the Goomba

(1:56:07 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Oh. <.<

(1:56:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The hockey puck controlling them.

(1:56:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this music is just like viva pinata's

(1:56:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) the garden music

(1:56:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) which i guess is what this basically is

(1:58:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I can't pay attention to this.

(1:59:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) what pic should I use if i upload this them,e

(1:59:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) anything specifically?

(1:59:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Petey Piranha tentacles

(1:59:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) for odyssey?

(1:59:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh

(1:59:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: uh

(1:59:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: hm

(1:59:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno

(1:59:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: http://www.koopatv.org/2017/06/nintendo-treehouse-live-2017-metroid-samus-returns.html

(1:59:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I pub'd that

(2:00:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: In terms of the story

(2:00:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Rabbids aren't dying

(2:00:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but they're teleported back to the world.

(2:00:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Rabbids are controlled by a force.

(2:01:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ...does this look fun to y'all?

(2:01:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no

(2:01:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) agreed

(2:01:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i'm not buying this, lol

(2:01:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i was only gonna get it cuz it was weird

(2:01:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But it's hard for turn-based strategy games to look fun watching someone play it.

(2:02:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this actually sounds like grant kirkhope at his best

(2:03:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i would hate for there to be a soundtrack as obnoxious as the rabbids themselves

(2:03:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(2:03:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) which i would have expected if not for him being part of the leak

(2:05:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The more you wait the more enemies spawn

(2:05:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: so I guess waiting is bad

(2:05:25 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Is Bowser playable in this?

(2:05:29 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Or anyone interesting?

(2:05:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There aren't any Koopas in Rabbids so far.

(2:05:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And hopefully there never will be.

(2:09:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Peach's Castle.

(2:09:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Not destroyed by Rabbids.

(2:09:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ew

(2:10:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) nsmb red coins

(2:10:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Museum collectibles.

(2:10:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Washing Time Machine.

(2:12:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You can collect SOUNDTRACKS

(2:12:41 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) "Ziggies Battle"

(2:15:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fire Emblem Warriors next

(2:15:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: so that can join this log with Rabbids

(2:15:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause we don't care about either!

(2:15:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I only took one screenshot, of Geyser Goomba.

(2:15:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) okay

(2:15:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I downloaded the trailer

(2:15:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) and mass-screen-capped in VLC media player

(2:15:45 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) From that team select screen, looks like the playable characters are Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, and their Rabbid equivalents.

(2:15:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) so i don't have to crop

(2:15:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) so I can give you those later

(2:16:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) and upload You Can Be Like Odyssey with a bunch of screens as slideshow

(2:16:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, those 8.

(2:17:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) the theme playing right now is much improved from that one in january

(2:17:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i think

(2:17:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) sounds more refined

(2:17:26 PM) (rawkhawk2010) less MIDI

(2:18:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wot's playing now

(2:19:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) more mario?

(2:19:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I like it.

(2:19:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But I dunno if it's from Odyssey.

(2:20:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot if this is just generic music

(2:20:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: and not actually from a game?

(2:20:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HI EVERYBODY WE'RE BACK

(2:21:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Matt Audrey and

(2:21:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mr. Hiyashi from Koei

(2:21:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: and Owen translating.

(2:21:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fire Emblem Warriors.

(2:21:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I wanna warn you, it's a very chaotic game. Audrey won't be talking while she plays."

(2:21:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yup it's the same as Hyrule Warriors but with FE dudes.

(2:21:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And the enemies are generic soldiers.

(2:22:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (generic humans)

(2:22:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(2:22:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 'cause that's who the enemies are in Fire Emblem games.

(2:22:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Instead of Stalfos or wotever.

(2:22:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Awakening menu sounds.

(2:22:46 PM) (rawkhawk2010) well

(2:22:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this is warriors alright

(2:23:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Marth


Lord Marth Fire Emblem Warriors introduction Prince Altea cannot afford to fail now
All of the characters were talking in Japanese with English sub-titles.
Marth has this intro wherever he is.


(2:23:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: waot wtf

(2:23:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: was he talking in Japanese

(2:25:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Matthew just switched to Chrom, which is always a good decision! Hahaha." - Audrey

(2:25:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: OKAY AUDREY YOU'RE DEMOTED FROM TREEHOUSE WAIFU

(2:25:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Chrom defeated Marth!"

(2:25:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ugh

(2:25:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Allied Commander is in trouble!" Well that's boring.

(2:25:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Who cares about a dude named "Allied Commander"?

(2:26:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Strategic elements of Fire Emblem"

(2:27:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There's Pairing Up and Weapon Triangle

(2:27:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but

(2:27:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I doubt you'll need to care about the Weapons Triangle

(2:27:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: especially when the enemies all die in a hit anyway.

(2:31:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this sucks >.>

(2:31:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ya

(2:33:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: horse

(2:34:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!"

(2:34:17 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) "He's a showboat, he's a grandstander."

(2:34:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Jump into

(2:34:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: new mode

(2:34:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dammit

(2:35:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Colosseum mode.

(2:35:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Inspired by the Arenas.

(2:35:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You fight heroes 1 on 1.

(2:35:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (but you need to kill random soldiers too)

(2:35:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "It's much more one vs. one focused"


Fire Emblem Warriors Colosseum Arena mode one vs. one Xander
We're impressed by how focused this is on one vs. one action.


(2:36:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They keep showing Marth to get killed.

(2:37:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "More husbands for Audrey!"

"Yay, just what I need!" - Audrey

(2:38:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're making a big deal about all of the lines being fully voiced.

(2:38:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Who cares? <_<

(2:38:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) chrom

(2:39:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Chrom

(2:39:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The actual dude

(2:39:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's talking in Japanese.

(2:39:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "It's husband vs. husband"

(2:39:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AUDREY YIKES

(2:39:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CHROM IS YOUR HUSBANDO?

(2:39:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EWW

(2:39:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) poor chrom


Fire Emblem Warriors Colosseum Chrom HP reduced quote didn't think this one through Xander
“Uh-oh. Looks like I didn't think this one through...”
Typical words of an idiot traitor.


(2:40:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Audrey thinks Xander and Chrom will star in a buddy comedy.

(2:40:25 PM) (rawkhawk2010) chrom in a buddy cop movie?

(2:40:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) sounds absolutely awful

(2:40:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Chrom can't be in a comedy!

(2:42:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Chrom gone

(2:42:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: yay


Fire Emblem Warriors Chrom defeated
Chrom got ousted from NSider2!


(2:43:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ROFL

(2:43:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Nintendo's stock started plummeting when they started showing Fire Emblem Warriors

(2:43:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL

(2:43:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I screencapped

(2:43:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Hasn't this been going on for like 20 minutes?

(2:44:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We'll see in the Schedule afterwards.

(2:45:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ryoma apparently hates leaves and nature.

(2:45:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I'm not Matthew's boss, but I'm acting like it. GO. KILL. THINGS." - Audrey

(2:45:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Where's Reggie? The beach?

(2:45:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "This game makes me feel like a bad person, but in the best of ways~" - Audrey

(2:45:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WELL YEAH YOU LIKE CHROM

(2:45:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BAD PERSON

(2:46:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "We only have a few minutes, but we must make Ryoma suffer~" - Audrey

(2:47:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "We have a little something special"

(2:47:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: More amiibo.

(2:47:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fire Emblem amiibo

(2:47:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CHROM AMIIBO

(2:47:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And Tiki


Chrom Tiki amiibo Fire Emblem Warriors
Well, this is a set of amiibo introduced that I'm NOT interested in.


(2:47:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(2:47:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ick

(2:47:59 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) "I'm just gonna hold him a little!"

(2:48:00 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) lol

(2:48:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Do you have any words you'd like to say to our audience?" "HI!"

(2:48:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Øscar @ 第9弾 6/22‏ @theprinceofiris  41m41 minutes ago

More

 I can't believe Chrom saved E3

(2:48:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DELUSIONAL

(2:48:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SAD!

(2:48:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Jesus Chrom is braindead.

(2:48:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(2:49:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) MUSIC IS BACK

(2:49:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "please stay tuned"

(2:49:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's up on YouTube

(2:49:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: so

(2:49:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah but you have to go to it

(2:49:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this it coming to us

(2:49:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "You're still a 1-Up Boy."

(2:49:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODi-PXen-Z4



Next up is... Xenoblade Chronicles 2! Stay tuned to KoopaTV for continuing coverage, of course.


The game before this was Metroid: Samus Returns!
While Xenoblade Chronicles 2 isn't terribly important, they also announced Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions which is very important.

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