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Monday, June 9, 2014

KoopaTV's Microsoft E3 2014 LIVE REACTIONS!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - It's CONKER! ...Rare doesn't get their own game.

It's time! Just like last year, Microsoft is first on the E3 line-up! I'm Nintendork 13 13, Ultralink1000 is Kamek, Rawk is himself, and Koopa Keep friend MarioSun90 is here as Ryudragon29.

Spoiler:

Project Spark Conker E3 2014
For one KoopaTV staff member, the most important part of the conference.


Nintendork 13 13 12:26 pm
    ...Let's start now. <_<; For Kamek's sake.

 Ultralink1000 12:26 pm
    we should try to twitter

 Nintendork 13 13 12:26 pm
    ...or now.
    *ahem*
    Welcome y'all.

 Ultralink1000 12:26 pm
    I'm here don't worry everyone

 Nintendork 13 13 12:26 pm
    ......................Yeah.
    Kamek went to Paris and got kidnapped by the Taliban.

 Ultralink1000 12:27 pm
    It was quite a harrowing experience

 Nintendork 13 13 12:27 pm
    We had to trade some terrorists to get him back.
    (Like YoshiRider123)

 RawkHawk2010 12:27 pm
    is this the taliban doing this Twitch show?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:27 pm
    ...No beards.
    Maybe they're hip Taliban.

 Ryudragon29 12:28 pm
    it's funny how he pronounced Ubisoft

 Nintendork 13 13 12:28 pm
    ...help the stream is buffering

 RawkHawk2010 12:28 pm
    do we want a new battletoads

 Ryudragon29 12:28 pm
    it is for everyone

 Nintendork 13 13 12:28 pm
    There's 183,000+ plus dudes in the Twitch stream.
    ...And that just dropped by 10,000 dudes.

 RawkHawk2010 12:28 pm
    It's like they purposely keep picking the non-DKU franchises to develop!

 Ultralink1000 12:28 pm
    yeah
    GLOBAL BUFFERING

 Nintendork 13 13 12:28 pm
    And it just died.

 Ultralink1000 12:28 pm
    ......

 RawkHawk2010 12:28 pm
    mine too

 Nintendork 13 13 12:28 pm
    Well.
    ...I'll assume they'll get it back up.

 RawkHawk2010 12:29 pm
    WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO GUYS

 Nintendork 13 13 12:29 pm
    "This room is now in subscribers-only mode."

 Ultralink1000 12:29 pm
    "Use your head!"

 Nintendork 13 13 12:29 pm
    Everyone will leave Twitch's
    ...and they'll get it back up
    and then we'll be the only ones on there.
    And it'll be perfect speed.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:29 pm
    .....................

 Ultralink1000 12:30 pm
    I'm going to xbox's offical site just in case

 Nintendork 13 13 12:30 pm
    'kay I'm going to Gamespot's. <_<

 RawkHawk2010 12:30 pm
    liiiiiiiiiiiiink

 Ultralink1000 12:30 pm
    that might be a better idea actually

 RawkHawk2010 12:30 pm
    liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink

 Nintendork 13 13 12:30 pm
    http://www.gamespot.com/e3/microsoft-press-conference-2014/
    Twitch says they'll be back soon.

 Ultralink1000 12:30 pm
    the aspect ratio on the site is not conducive to my computer

 Ryudragon29 12:30 pm
    xbox site has music playing

 Nintendork 13 13 12:30 pm
    Gamespot guys on starting

 Ryudragon29 12:30 pm
    and that's about it

 Ultralink1000 12:30 pm
    I am however digging that music

 Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
    Gamespot has music

 Ultralink1000 12:31 pm
    it's starting

 Ryudragon29 12:31 pm
    oh a trailer of something

 Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
    And starting
    Guess I'll close Twitch
    "Ladies and gentlemen"

 RawkHawk2010 12:31 pm
    did i see banjo-threeie in that montage

 Nintendork 13 13 12:31 pm
    "This is the 2014 Xbox global media briefing"
    PHIL
    SPENCER
    (not bald)

 Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
    Gamespot has 43,000 dudes. ...Probably why it's flowing well.

 Ultralink1000 12:32 pm
    Sup Uncle Phil

 Ryudragon29 12:32 pm
    whoa, the quality is crap

 Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
    Common purpose with Sony and Nintendo.

 Ryudragon29 12:32 pm
    ok, it got better

 Ultralink1000 12:32 pm
    I know mariosun...It's better now

 Ryudragon29 12:32 pm
    not anymore
    it's skipping
    :s

 Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
    Bringing the entertainment: Games.

 RawkHawk2010 12:32 pm
    let's see some rare

 Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
    ...(I dunno it's fine with me.)

 Ultralink1000 12:32 pm
    PASSION & CREATIVITY

 Nintendork 13 13 12:32 pm
    HOTTEST START IN HISTORY
    Personally thank us.

 Ryudragon29 12:33 pm
    dammit

 Nintendork 13 13 12:33 pm
    (None of us own an Xbox One)
    Feedback.
    "We" shape the future of Xbox, and Xbox is better for it.

 RawkHawk2010 12:33 pm
    do we like this guy more than don mattrick yet

 Nintendork 13 13 12:33 pm
    ("Get rid of Kinect!"
    yeah
    "DEDICATE OUR ENTIRE BRIEFING TO GAMES"
    As opposed to that other shit they had.

 Ultralink1000 12:34 pm
    Okay...games first

 Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
    Games first? Games only.

 RawkHawk2010 12:34 pm
    "old favorites"
    RAAAAAAAAAAAARE

 Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
    Activision and Sledgehammer.
    Best-selling franchise.
    (CoD?)

 Ultralink1000 12:34 pm
    Halo?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
    Beginning of new era for this franchise.

 Ultralink1000 12:34 pm
    Nah Call of Duty

 Nintendork 13 13 12:34 pm
    Xbox owners first to play for all the add-on content.
    How do we feel that CoD is the best selling game on Xbox?
    SOUTH KOREA

 Ultralink1000 12:35 pm
    Kinda sad

 RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
    "advanced warfare"

 Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
    Sounds like Advance Wars.

 Ultralink1000 12:35 pm
    you know there were a lot of South Koreans in France
    sucks to be that guy

 RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
    hey it looks like every other call of duty

 Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
    ...Yeah.
    Reminds me of CoD: Ghosts.

 RawkHawk2010 12:35 pm
    and every other microsoft trailer

 Nintendork 13 13 12:35 pm
    With the helicopter.

 RawkHawk2010 12:36 pm
    lots of dudebro yelling
    and crashes

 Ryudragon29 12:36 pm
    I guess it's better to have  crap quality than having the video skip

 Nintendork 13 13 12:36 pm
    No one died yet right?

 Ultralink1000 12:36 pm
    Mitchell needs to get his crap together

 Nintendork 13 13 12:36 pm
    Mitchell had ptsd.
    "Get the door."
    *kicks*
    wait what

 Ultralink1000 12:36 pm
    I can dig it

 Nintendork 13 13 12:36 pm
    I thought they were like
    50 feet in the air.
    And they just jump out.
    And land.

 Ultralink1000 12:37 pm
    Is it just me or do they walk funny

 Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
    So new gen of CoD. ...Darker, more brown.

 RawkHawk2010 12:37 pm
    post-acocalyptic cityscape
    very refreshing

 Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
    lol
    Get your boosters ready.

 Ultralink1000 12:37 pm
    I have to admit I'm a sucker for floaty particle effects

 Nintendork 13 13 12:37 pm
    ...I like them too. >_>

 RawkHawk2010 12:37 pm
    I thought the audience suddenly just started applauding
    but it was ammo being fired

 Ultralink1000 12:38 pm
    This looks like that PS4 game
    Killzone

 Nintendork 13 13 12:38 pm
    Are there any bright post-apocalyptic areas?

 RawkHawk2010 12:38 pm
    that may be something we should invent

 Ultralink1000 12:38 pm
    Does anyone know how far a "click" is?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:38 pm
    ...A click is a distance?

 Ultralink1000 12:39 pm
    yeah...they're like 2 clicks....that way >>

 Nintendork 13 13 12:39 pm
    woah they jumped with rocket boosts
    Isn't that a Smash 4 item?
    The Rocket belt?

 Ryudragon29 12:39 pm
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/coolmax09/qualitystream_zpseee8db77.png
    the quality of the stream ^

 Nintendork 13 13 12:39 pm
    wtf
    Mine is a lot better.
    Refresh!

 Ultralink1000 12:39 pm
    I'm fine

 Nintendork 13 13 12:40 pm
    Let's see if Twitch is back up

 Ultralink1000 12:40 pm
    Whoa that stream of robots is very Matrix Sentinalsy

 RawkHawk2010 12:40 pm
    This is a terrible way to start off a conference.

 RawkHawk2010 12:40 pm
    But I guess it's better than ending it with this shit.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:40 pm
    (Twitch isn't up)

 Ultralink1000 12:40 pm
    poor twitch

 Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
    Laser guns.

 RawkHawk2010 12:41 pm
    these noises

 Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
    So is Twitch going to be down during Nintendo's?

 RawkHawk2010 12:41 pm
    sounds like space cadet pinball in this bitch

 Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
    Because Nintendo is hosting their stuff on Twitch.
    lol
    Better than Ukulele of Pinball.

 Ultralink1000 12:41 pm
    I kind of expected laser guns to be more impressive this gen

 Ryudragon29 12:41 pm
    IGN quality is fine for me, I'll stay there for now

 Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
    Mitchell is still alive?!
    'kay.

 Ultralink1000 12:41 pm
    Classic Mitchell

 Nintendork 13 13 12:41 pm
    Guy gets his arm stuck for no reason.

 RawkHawk2010 12:42 pm
    Dumbass.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
    "MITCHELL WE'RE OUT OF TIME"
    "It's okay..."

 RawkHawk2010 12:42 pm
    How did that even happen?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
    "See you on the other side"
    what the fuck

 Ryudragon29 12:42 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 12:42 pm
    Jeezum

 RawkHawk2010 12:42 pm
    "Game Over"

 Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
    Mitchell is completely incompetent.
    lol

 Ultralink1000 12:42 pm
    *Floaty particle effects"

 Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
    "MITCHELL! MITCHEELLLL!"

 Ultralink1000 12:42 pm
    @u@

 RawkHawk2010 12:42 pm
    I'd laugh so hard if the player just lost.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:42 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 12:42 pm
    xD

 Ryudragon29 12:42 pm
    whoa, you guys are way ahead of me now

 Ultralink1000 12:43 pm
    I like his mustache

 Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
    "Gonna get you home"

 Ryudragon29 12:43 pm
    I just got the "see you on the other side"

 Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
    ...yeah try gamespot again

 Ultralink1000 12:43 pm
    Gory arm isn't my idea of a good time

 Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
    I just saw a Gears of War guy on a bike
    "POWER CHANGES EVERYTHING"
    That's the tagline.
    11.4.14

 RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
    i thought that was a montage of different games

 Nintendork 13 13 12:43 pm
    Turn10 studios, Dan Greenawalt

 RawkHawk2010 12:43 pm
    Oh god

 Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
    FORZA 5

 Ultralink1000 12:44 pm
    See? Rocket Jet Kung Fu Kicks are better
    this guy....

 Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
    ARE THEY GONNA HAVE CARS ON E3

 Ultralink1000 12:44 pm
    is loud

 Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
    Car on Xbox

 RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
    More "You can see every individual fiber on the seats!"

 Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
    Car on EA
    Car on Ubisoft
    That was amazing.

 RawkHawk2010 12:44 pm
    drivatards

 Nintendork 13 13 12:44 pm
    Drivatar I remember that shit.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:45 pm
    The nurburgfnvbngf

 RawkHawk2010 12:45 pm
    nurbergring
    sounds like a fucking disease

 Ultralink1000 12:45 pm
    xD

 Nintendork 13 13 12:45 pm
    Mercedes-Benz ad
    (Kart 8 ain't the only ones who do it.)
    Available starting today.
    Now Kinect transfers diseases to you.
    For free!

 Ultralink1000 12:45 pm
    Oh dear

 Nintendork 13 13 12:45 pm
    Ralph Fulton.
    Fun accent.

 RawkHawk2010 12:46 pm
    is this music they keep playing even in forza

 Ultralink1000 12:46 pm
    Fartza fans
    This guy has an interesting accent

 Nintendork 13 13 12:46 pm
    "Prighmeer"
    (is ms90 dead)
    Full day and night cycle.
    ...It's a fucking racing game.

 RawkHawk2010 12:46 pm
    This guy's accent is like half-Scotsman half-Indian.
    I'm stunned.

 Nintendork 13 13 12:46 pm
    Are you driving for 24 hours straight?
    ...lol

 Nintendork 13 13 12:47 pm
    Thoushand members

 Ultralink1000 12:47 pm
    No waiting seems to be a theme for this gen
    ehpic

 RawkHawk2010 12:47 pm
    maybe wii u can hop on that soon

 Nintendork 13 13 12:47 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 12:47 pm
    I will admit I have a soft spot for Lamborghinis

 Nintendork 13 13 12:47 pm
    Coming September 30th
    Rain
    This is like car porn.

 RawkHawk2010 12:48 pm
    Isn't this the car Elliot Rodger drove?

 Ultralink1000 12:48 pm
    Pretty much

 Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
    I dunno what he drove.

 Ryudragon29 12:48 pm
    car porn: the video game

 Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
    Ask TV's Andy Levy to fact-check.
    MS90 how's your stream?

 Ryudragon29 12:48 pm
    it works fine on IGN

 Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
    DRAMATIC WEATHER
    SEAMLESS MULTIPLAYER

 Ultralink1000 12:48 pm
    I love me some dramatic weather

 Nintendork 13 13 12:48 pm
    OPEN-WORLD DRAVI-- oh fuck it

 RawkHawk2010 12:49 pm
    I forgot what a drivatar even is

 Ultralink1000 12:49 pm
    me too honestly

 Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
    I thought they would create a mud-slide/rock slide when they were driving at the clifdfs.

 Ryudragon29 12:49 pm
    yeah, lud, thanks for reminding me you,re 10 second ahead of me

 Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
    Like the Samurai Goroh race in F-Zero GX.

 Ultralink1000 12:49 pm
    v

 Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
    In story mode.

 Ultralink1000 12:49 pm
    oh
    evolve

 RawkHawk2010 12:49 pm
    EVOLVE

 Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
    From da creators of left 4 dead

 Ultralink1000 12:49 pm
    Didn't valve make L4D

 Nintendork 13 13 12:49 pm
    Evolution of GAMING
    is this half-life 3
    "It's HERE."

 Ultralink1000 12:50 pm
    Oh look it's cuthulu

 Nintendork 13 13 12:50 pm
    "or"
    BE THE MONSTER
    Hey this sounds like assymetric multiplayer.
    Get this shit on the Wii U.
    EVOL v E

 RawkHawk2010 12:50 pm
    yeah actually looks cool

 Nintendork 13 13 12:50 pm
    #4V1

 Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
    looks like every other game they made

 Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
    ...isn't the whole concept of Wii U 4 vs 1
    Ubisoft. Senior producer.
    Assassin's Creed Unity.

 Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
    team fortress 2 and L4D

 RawkHawk2010 12:51 pm
    saaaahga

 Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
    OOOOOOOO

 Ryudragon29 12:51 pm
    but this doesn't look like a Valve game

 Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
    @u@

 Ryudragon29 12:51 pm
    wtf
    AC

 Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
    french Assassin's Creed
    took them long enough

 Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
    is that aisha

 Ultralink1000 12:51 pm
    I can't tell

 Nintendork 13 13 12:51 pm
    or just a generic black woman playing
    Rawk asked last night if there were any non-Aisha black people at E3.
    (There you go!)

 RawkHawk2010 12:52 pm
    When is there gonna be a Civil War Assassin's Creed?

 Ultralink1000 12:52 pm
    Is is just me or are the clothes much less detailed

 RawkHawk2010 12:52 pm
    (unintentional segue)

 Nintendork 13 13 12:52 pm
    wtf the gamer turned into a white male
    wtf??

 RawkHawk2010 12:53 pm
    is this the french revolution

 Ultralink1000 12:53 pm
    jeez

 Ultralink1000 12:53 pm
    that was really not subtle
    is that

 Ryudragon29 12:53 pm
    French Revolution is the best thing they could've done with the AC franchise at this point

 Ultralink1000 12:53 pm
    Versailles?

 RawkHawk2010 12:53 pm
    look at this guy
    trayvonning it up in his hoodie

 Ultralink1000 12:53 pm
    oh my gosh

 Nintendork 13 13 12:53 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 12:53 pm
    it is
    it has to be

 Nintendork 13 13 12:53 pm
    "I will use your head as a piss-pot!"

 Ultralink1000 12:54 pm
    I was there o.o

 Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
    Is it photorealistic to what it is?

 Ultralink1000 12:54 pm
    Granted I did NOT do that >>

 Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
    lol
    Your Taliban captors did.

 Ultralink1000 12:54 pm
    oh my

 Nintendork 13 13 12:54 pm
    They're like Greninja.
    ...I dunno.
    So this has nothing to do with that 4v1 thing.
    (Just realized that.)

 Ultralink1000 12:55 pm
    no this is AC:Unity

 Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
    wtf was that 4v1 thing

 Ultralink1000 12:55 pm
    whoa >< not liking that split screen

 Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
    So here's split-screeen multiplayer.

 RawkHawk2010 12:55 pm
    You thought this was still EVOLvE?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:55 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 12:55 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
    Throw out the window

 RawkHawk2010 12:56 pm
    R.I.P. Dr. Crowler

 Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
    game over
    oh what the fuck
    his head was on a pike

 Ultralink1000 12:56 pm
    that's....about right actually....
    >< the french revolution was terribly bloody

 Nintendork 13 13 12:56 pm
    #myfavoritegame

 RawkHawk2010 12:57 pm
    are any of them gonna mention a nintendo game

 Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
    Pizza Hut
    EA
    BioWare

 RawkHawk2010 12:57 pm
    guess not

 Ultralink1000 12:57 pm
    Great
    now i'm hungry

 Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
    You can eat french food.

 RawkHawk2010 12:57 pm
    is this mass effecr 4

 Nintendork 13 13 12:57 pm
    Probably.

 Ultralink1000 12:57 pm
    There's a decided dearth of french food here
    Totally thought he shot an invisible shotgun

 Nintendork 13 13 12:58 pm
    Dat slow-mo water running

 RawkHawk2010 12:58 pm
    This looks like Kingdoms of Armalur.

 Ultralink1000 12:58 pm
    Monster hunter?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:58 pm
    "I am hunted for the power I wield"

 Ryudragon29 12:58 pm
    it's dragon age

 Ultralink1000 12:58 pm
    Thanks Mariosun

 RawkHawk2010 12:59 pm
    How is the same developer that did Sonic Chronicles doing this?

 Ryudragon29 12:59 pm
    I could be wrong though
    but it looks like it

 Ultralink1000 12:59 pm
    nah you were right

 Nintendork 13 13 12:59 pm
    DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION
    COMING OCTOBER 7
    Warehouse District

 RawkHawk2010 12:59 pm
    where's rare

 Ultralink1000 12:59 pm
    o_O again?

 Nintendork 13 13 12:59 pm
    Well THIS isn't still Dragon Age.
    Some cover shooter.
    At least Mitchell isn't here.
    Insomniac

 Ultralink1000 1:00 pm
    Don't you hate it when that happ-.....

 RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
    oh

 Ultralink1000 1:00 pm
    wut?

 RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
    it's that game

 Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
    Some douchebag on a skateboard
    "Cover mechanic right?"
    (Well, he got that right.)

 RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
    Well this got my attention\

 Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
    Yeah.

 Ultralink1000 1:00 pm
    PARKOUR THE GAME

 RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
    made me think it was boring ass shooter

 Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
    SHABAAM

 RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
    but nope!

 Ultralink1000 1:00 pm
    o.o
    this is better
    much better

 Nintendork 13 13 1:00 pm
    I like this.

 RawkHawk2010 1:00 pm
    guy reminds me of pyrohn

 Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
    "WELCOME TO SPECTACULAR SUNSET CITY"

 RawkHawk2010 1:01 pm
    or sonic

 Ryudragon29 1:01 pm
    they already showed that game last year

 Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
    Contaminated energy drink.

 Ultralink1000 1:01 pm
    xD

 Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
    (...but I'm trying to drink grape soda)

 Ultralink1000 1:01 pm
    I like grape soda

 Ryudragon29 1:01 pm
    Sunset overdrive
    or something

 Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
    Survive with style.

 Ultralink1000 1:01 pm
    WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DISMEMBERED ARMS!

 RawkHawk2010 1:01 pm
    This reminds me of Lollipop Chainsaw.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:01 pm
    That's good.
    Lollipop Chainsaw, not dismembered arms.
    SUNSET OVERDRIVE

 RawkHawk2010 1:02 pm
    also the monsters look like vaginas.

 Ultralink1000 1:02 pm
    Well....
    Best game yet?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:02 pm
    Definitely.

 RawkHawk2010 1:02 pm
    Wouldn't perform cunnilingus on that.

 Ultralink1000 1:02 pm
    can we agree on that?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:02 pm
    Yes.

 RawkHawk2010 1:02 pm
    yea

 Nintendork 13 13 1:02 pm
    Not much competition.

 Ultralink1000 1:02 pm
    >> thank you rawk

 Nintendork 13 13 1:03 pm
    "I used to think this town was boring!"

 Ultralink1000 1:03 pm
    this dude is basically deadpool

 Nintendork 13 13 1:03 pm
    (Peachtree?)

 RawkHawk2010 1:03 pm
    lol
    HHHHHHH

 RawkHawk2010 1:03 pm
    RAIL-GRINDING
    YES

 Nintendork 13 13 1:03 pm
    BRRRR
    Combo kill blast!

 RawkHawk2010 1:03 pm
    why can't rare be doing this

 Nintendork 13 13 1:03 pm
    Because Rare is incompetent.

 RawkHawk2010 1:03 pm
    "mismanaged"

 Nintendork 13 13 1:04 pm
    Why can't Platinum be doing this?

 Ultralink1000 1:04 pm
    I like that Narwhal

 Ryudragon29 1:04 pm
    he received fall damage, probably wasn't intended lol

 Nintendork 13 13 1:04 pm
    ...Seems like something Suda51 would do.
    ...except american

 RawkHawk2010 1:04 pm
    This looks
    really
    really
    good

 Nintendork 13 13 1:04 pm
    Ya.
    (Maybe one "really")

 RawkHawk2010 1:05 pm
    It's a fucking platformer

 Ultralink1000 1:05 pm
    I mean...it looks fun.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
    BOOM explosion cloud.

 RawkHawk2010 1:05 pm
    with shooting

 Ultralink1000 1:05 pm
    but....
    It's kinda shallow

 Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
    But BIG 8-player experience.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
    Earn loot and save the city.
    (City Trial???)
    Exclusively on Xbox One, October 28.

 RawkHawk2010 1:05 pm
    well it looks really good relative to what else we've seen
    nathan drake

 Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
    Now we have anot
    CAPCOM

 Ultralink1000 1:05 pm
    dead rising?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:05 pm
    Dead Rising!
    Cosplay as your favourite Capcom characters!
    (...Mega Man?)

 RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
    what the fuck even is this

 Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
    (Phoenix Wright???)
    30...FIRST anniversary!

 RawkHawk2010 1:06 pm
    Demise

 Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
    M. Bison.

 Ryudragon29 1:06 pm
    so it's not Dead Rising anymore?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
    Mega Man riff
    ...lol

 Ultralink1000 1:06 pm
    xD\

 Nintendork 13 13 1:06 pm
    That title
    Available NOW
    Dead Rising 3 DLC

 Ultralink1000 1:07 pm
    ooo
    nice

 RawkHawk2010 1:07 pm
    is this on 360

 Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
    Hadouken rap

 Ultralink1000 1:07 pm
    I enjoyed that

 Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
    Xbox One
    I liked that.
    Now it's Harmonix with
    DANCE CENTRAL

 Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
    (this guy sounds gay)

 Ultralink1000 1:07 pm
    He's way too timid

 RawkHawk2010 1:07 pm
    or french

 Nintendork 13 13 1:07 pm
    ...
    lol

 Ultralink1000 1:07 pm
    <<

 Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
    Disney Fantasia

 Ultralink1000 1:08 pm
    He totally got roped in at the last second

 Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
    Dance Central Spotlight
    exclusive download for Xbox One

 RawkHawk2010 1:08 pm
    oh hey something the wii u won't get

 Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
    ...Dancing to hottest hits of the moment!
    ...lol

 RawkHawk2010 1:08 pm
    which would actually sell

 Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
    ...Yeah, it would.

 RawkHawk2010 1:08 pm
    "of the moment"

 Nintendork 13 13 1:08 pm
    So the latest Friday-like pop shit?
    ...Yeah, that would sell. (Not sarcastic)
    Fable Legends.

 Ultralink1000 1:09 pm
    New Fable game
    I know people who will like that

 RawkHawk2010 1:09 pm
    who cares about fable

 Nintendork 13 13 1:09 pm
    Those people Kamek just mentioned.

 Ultralink1000 1:09 pm
    o_O

 Nintendork 13 13 1:09 pm
    wtf is that guy doing

 Ultralink1000 1:09 pm
    what was that guy doing

 RawkHawk2010 1:10 pm
    lol\
    maybe this is still dance central
Nintendork 13 13 1:10 pm
    ms90 you're on delayed stream tell us what that guy was doing
    dat ass jiggle
    Bokoblins

 RawkHawk2010 1:10 pm
    is this kinect
    I think it is

 Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
    Probably.

 Ultralink1000 1:11 pm
    nah

 RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
    it looks on rails

 Ultralink1000 1:11 pm
    I agree with rawk

 RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
    if not

 Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
    Yeah that guy was on rails.

 RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
    then it just looks hilariously rigid

 Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
    Innovative multiplayer gaming.

 RawkHawk2010 1:11 pm
    which would be even worse

 Ultralink1000 1:11 pm
    Or rails isn't innovative >>

 Nintendork 13 13 1:11 pm
    You can be the villain!

 Ultralink1000 1:11 pm
    on*

 Nintendork 13 13 1:12 pm
    On rails multiplayer isn't innovative?
    With assymetric multiplayer?
    why isn't this on wii u
    The central screen is literally the GamePad.

 RawkHawk2010 1:12 pm
    "how does this story end"

 Ultralink1000 1:12 pm
    *beats dead body*

 RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
    for a minute I thought they were actually gonna spoil it

 Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
    stupid noggin

 Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
    ugly ass punk

 Ryudragon29 1:13 pm
    this is putting me to sleep

 Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
    "How did we not smell that coming?"

 RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
    yeah

 Ultralink1000 1:13 pm
    Yeah i'm not tooo impressed

 Nintendork 13 13 1:13 pm
    "I think I chose the wrong underwear for this one." - french guy

 Ultralink1000 1:13 pm
    "Oh bugger...."

 RawkHawk2010 1:13 pm
    these middle age fantasy games aren't much more exciting than post-apocalyptic shooters

 Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
    Guys holding controllers so guess it's not on rails.

 RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
    what time is it

 Nintendork 13 13 1:14 pm
    ...So it IS rigid.
    1:14
    Conference ends
    at 2

 RawkHawk2010 1:14 pm
    All my clocks are still wrong.
    Surprised I even got here on time.

 Ultralink1000 1:14 pm
    1:13 pm EST

 RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
    is this r5are

 Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
    Spark
    Only on Xbox and PC

 Ultralink1000 1:15 pm
    soooo why is batman ninja turtles relevant

 RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
    this looks like rare

 Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
    It's not.
    We saw this last year.

 Ultralink1000 1:15 pm
    yeeeah this looks like rare

 RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
    fuck me

 Ultralink1000 1:15 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
    I remember it.

 Ultralink1000 1:15 pm
    it's the slingshot

 Ultralink1000 1:15 pm
    game

 RawkHawk2010 1:15 pm
    That dude is basically Fox from Star Fox Adventures.
    but a dude.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:15 pm
    I remember the spark thing making shit.
    "zombie mechs"
    Get this zombie shit awaay
    Introducing
    GALAXIES
    (...)

 RawkHawk2010 1:16 pm
    meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

 Ultralink1000 1:17 pm
    wut

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    jkenfdjhfcbdhj,d

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    AHH
    AHJHHHH

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    WHAT

 Ultralink1000 1:17 pm
    xD

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    THE FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    CONKER
    WITH A CHAINSAWQ

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    WHAT

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    FDBGFHNGMN

 Ultralink1000 1:17 pm
    He was right

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    THEbnh9ouephew\

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    TEH8iuogtwyuw9wio9w
    uwhgwuywhdwuiwhwwd

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    HE WAS RIGHT

 Ultralink1000 1:17 pm
    It is rare

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    OH MY FUCKING GOD

 Ryudragon29 1:17 pm
    Conker?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    "ALMOST 10 YEARS WITHOUT A NEW GAME"
    CONKER

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    OH
    MY

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    ONLY IN PROJECT SPARK

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    GOD
    can't breath
    ee

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    hyperventelating

 Ultralink1000 1:17 pm
    xD

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    hbndyugwe
    wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 Nintendork 13 13 1:17 pm
    you're gonna die tonight moterfucker

 RawkHawk2010 1:17 pm
    i'll be on teh flroor

 Ultralink1000 1:18 pm
    Is that no face from Spirited Away >>

 Nintendork 13 13 1:18 pm
    It's making Luma sounds
    GameSpot stream doesn't like this

 Ultralink1000 1:18 pm
    I like this

 Nintendork 13 13 1:18 pm
    ...or conker

 Ultralink1000 1:19 pm
    Ori and the Blind Forest

 Nintendork 13 13 1:19 pm
    I hope Rawk won't buy an Xbox One just to play Conker thrown into a game he was deriding as meh before Conker was shwn.

 Ultralink1000 1:19 pm
    Finally something I

 Nintendork 13 13 1:19 pm
    *shown

 Ultralink1000 1:19 pm
    am looking forward to

 Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
    oooooooooooooooo
    Finally

 Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
    chanting music

 Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
    main event time

 Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
    Is this Halo 5

 RawkHawk2010 1:20 pm
    okay

 Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
    Looks like it

 RawkHawk2010 1:20 pm
    i'm back in my body

 Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
    why isn't there cheering?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
    Okay. Halo 5 is going.

 Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
    Normally everyone goes insane at the hint of halo

 Nintendork 13 13 1:20 pm
    Maybe they're being respectful.

 Ultralink1000 1:20 pm
    psh
    is that the stream of the video o.o

 Nintendork 13 13 1:21 pm
    .........No that's the trailer.
    Dark Samu-...
    Dark Chief

 RawkHawk2010 1:21 pm
    is this master chief's dad
    oh hey

 Ultralink1000 1:22 pm
    so...it's a quest to find master chief

 RawkHawk2010 1:22 pm
    a trailer barely less cryptic than last year's

 Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
    343 Industries Bonnie Ross
    Spoiling Halo 4

 RawkHawk2010 1:22 pm
    questioning authority
    how edgy

 Nintendork 13 13 1:22 pm
    So is that Dark Samus?

 Ryudragon29 1:23 pm
    "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?"

 Nintendork 13 13 1:23 pm
    lol

 Ryudragon29 1:23 pm
    they did this on purpose

 Ultralink1000 1:23 pm
    "A girl with fighting foooooor"

 Nintendork 13 13 1:23 pm
    Halo 4, not Mega Man x4!
    Halo: The Master Chief Collection
    Halo 1, 2, 3, 4

 Ultralink1000 1:23 pm
    Oooo reboots

 Nintendork 13 13 1:23 pm
    she just spoiled Halo 4 though

 Ultralink1000 1:23 pm
    again

 RawkHawk2010 1:23 pm
    how many times do people want to play these games

 Ryudragon29 1:23 pm
    when is it coming to PC?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
    I dunno, let's ask the executive producer.
    Dan Ayoub

 RawkHawk2010 1:24 pm
    dan ayoub

 Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
    Something is off about his voice.

 RawkHawk2010 1:24 pm
    something is off about his last name

 Ultralink1000 1:24 pm
    Featules

 Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
    Like his voice is tired from practicing.
    Unlocking everything from the game.

 Ultralink1000 1:24 pm
    meh

 Nintendork 13 13 1:24 pm
    Custom playlist.
    ...Treating games as music?
    Halo 2 "retouch".

 Ryudragon29 1:25 pm
    he keeps blinking from one eye

 RawkHawk2010 1:25 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 1:25 pm
    Halo 2 multiplayer "exactly as it shipped 10 years ago"

 RawkHawk2010 1:25 pm
    he's cringing at having to sell this

 Nintendork 13 13 1:25 pm
    lol
    I thought the guy was gonna fall off a cliff

 Ultralink1000 1:26 pm
    It does look nice

 Nintendork 13 13 1:26 pm
    "OH YEAH WE GOT 'EM"

 RawkHawk2010 1:26 pm
    why doesn't fps multiplayer have music

 Nintendork 13 13 1:26 pm
    "WE GOT 'EM"

 RawkHawk2010 1:26 pm
    it could even be subtle music

 Nintendork 13 13 1:26 pm
    "You got me" - Trayvon
    I dunno

 RawkHawk2010 1:27 pm
    have SOMETHING

 Ultralink1000 1:27 pm
    truth
    subtle music helps

 Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
    Every multiplayer map ever released

 Ultralink1000 1:27 pm
    achievements

 Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
    60 fps 1080 on dedicated servers woo?

 RawkHawk2010 1:27 pm
    4000 gamerscore

 Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
    Ship with 4000 gamer score
    So you get score...
    ...Just for buying it?

 RawkHawk2010 1:27 pm
    i thought he was gonna say 4000 achievements.

 Ultralink1000 1:27 pm
    no >>

 RawkHawk2010 1:27 pm
    ridley

 Nintendork 13 13 1:27 pm
    too big

 Ultralink1000 1:27 pm
    Means if you get all the achievements you get 4000 gamerscore

 Nintendork 13 13 1:28 pm
    Oh. That's a marketing point?

 Ultralink1000 1:28 pm
    Apparently....I dunno

 Ryudragon29 1:28 pm
    people like achievements

 Ultralink1000 1:28 pm
    oooo a beta

 Nintendork 13 13 1:28 pm
    Do people buy games just for how much score you can get? >_>

 Ultralink1000 1:28 pm
    I don't think so....
    maybe some

 Nintendork 13 13 1:28 pm
    long-jump

 RawkHawk2010 1:28 pm
    guys
    conker!

 Ultralink1000 1:29 pm
    I do like the Iron Man punch

 RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
    conker's a thing!

 Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
    rawk you said the game looked like crap
    Don't get a One just for that.

 RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
    no i didn't
    i said meeeeeeeeeeeeeh

 Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
    RawkHawk2010 1:16 pm
        meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
  

 RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
    cuz i wanted to see rare

 Ultralink1000 1:29 pm
    .....

 RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
    and lo and behold

 Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 1:29 pm
    i saw rare

 Nintendork 13 13 1:29 pm
    >.>

 Ultralink1000 1:29 pm
    why is he wearing a limbo shirt?

 RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
    Conker - Holiday 2014
    Great!

 Ultralink1000 1:30 pm
    Is he trying to cater to independent developers?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:30 pm
    (He's talking about Halo, but okay.)
    2015 portfolio
    Diversity.
    (So Rare)

 RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
    (I'm just gonna refer to "Project Spark" as Conker forever.)

 RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
    incredible studio

 Nintendork 13 13 1:30 pm
    Incredible studio

 RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
    rare

 Nintendork 13 13 1:30 pm
    ...so not rare

 RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 1:30 pm
    Game of the year
    ...Yeah Rare ain't gonna get that ever again.

 Ultralink1000 1:30 pm
    I'm stumped

 RawkHawk2010 1:30 pm
    why does his shirt say Limbo?

 Ultralink1000 1:31 pm
    It's a game >>
    whoa
    it's Limbo 2

 Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
    ...lol

 RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
    guess that answers my question

 Ultralink1000 1:31 pm
    oh my gosh
    as if limbo wasn't scary enough

 RawkHawk2010 1:31 pm
    This is stealing from DKCR.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:31 pm
    Did they show a four square court at the start?

 Ultralink1000 1:32 pm
    DKCR wasn't a horror game >>

 Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 1:32 pm
    or "thriller"
    or whatever

 Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
    INSIDE

 RawkHawk2010 1:32 pm
    those silhouettes tho

 Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
    ...I guess it's called INSIDE.
    Chris Charla

 Ultralink1000 1:32 pm
    Is no one going to talk about it?

 Ultralink1000 1:32 pm
    Oh my gosh this guy's voice

 RawkHawk2010 1:32 pm
    nah
    more important things

 Nintendork 13 13 1:32 pm
    no people don't talk about games in this conference
    "and here comes the indie cancer" - Gamespot chat comment
    (...he's probably right.)

 Ultralink1000 1:33 pm
    Limbo was an excellent game

 RawkHawk2010 1:33 pm
    this guy sounds like Francis.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
    "He actually sounds indie too."

 RawkHawk2010 1:33 pm
    XD

 Nintendork 13 13 1:33 pm
    Hundreds of new games
    bam

 Ultralink1000 1:34 pm
    was that snowwhite with a gun

 Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
    It's 2D Madworld

 RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
    indie music

 Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
    lol
    Ndemic Creations
    isn't that a flash game
    already out

 Ultralink1000 1:34 pm
    some of these look good

 Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
    ...like 10 years ago

 RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
    that cartoon game looked interesting

 Nintendork 13 13 1:34 pm
    FRU(it)
    MIGHTY NO. 9

 RawkHawk2010 1:34 pm
    kinect platformer looked stupid

 Ultralink1000 1:34 pm
    megaman
    ?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
    ...shhh it's not mega man
    ...Kinda bad to see poor Mighty No. 9 grouped with all this though.

 RawkHawk2010 1:35 pm
    i can't tell what are the game names and what are the company names

 Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
    ...I actually forgot Mighty No. 9 existed.
    >_>;
    I think ones on right are company

 Ultralink1000 1:35 pm
    true

 Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
    ones on left are game.

 RawkHawk2010 1:35 pm
    they're both always unpronouncable shit

 Nintendork 13 13 1:35 pm
    lol
    Kumail Nanjiani
    (unpronouncable shit)

 Ultralink1000 1:36 pm
    these guys are lame

 Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
    "Ayatoosh Durmavic"
    ???

 Ultralink1000 1:36 pm
    ><

 Ryudragon29 1:36 pm
    sports

 Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
    "world premiere"

 Ultralink1000 1:36 pm
    tomb raider?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:36 pm
    It's a movie trailer

 RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
    mirror's edge

 Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
    Rawk is this wot your psychologist was like?

 RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
    no
    Mine was snarky.

 Ultralink1000 1:37 pm
    This is so tomb raider

 Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
    How would you describe this one?

 Ryudragon29 1:37 pm
    it is

 Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
    Ms. Croft

 Ultralink1000 1:37 pm
    Called it

 Nintendork 13 13 1:37 pm
    RISE OF THE TOMB RAIDER
    Holiday 2015

 Ultralink1000 1:37 pm
    looks nice

 RawkHawk2010 1:37 pm
    I hate when people name stuff like that.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
    More unpronouncable names for The Witcher 3.

 RawkHawk2010 1:38 pm
    now it's just gonna fuck up alphabetical ordering systems.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
    Other guy didn't even talk.

 RawkHawk2010 1:38 pm
    Like Mario and Super Mario

 Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
    He's just holding the controller.
    Yeah.

 Ultralink1000 1:38 pm
    Wasn't The Witcher a movie?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
    10 hours in the game (spoiler)

 RawkHawk2010 1:38 pm
    why am i still watching this
    need to be talking about conker

 Nintendork 13 13 1:38 pm
    Rare has a new game.
    In the next 20 minutes.

 RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
    wait

 RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
    really?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    ...Uh, yeah.
    They're not MAKING Project Spark.

 Ultralink1000 1:39 pm
    fish eye lens is a little trippy

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    Conker is just in it to sell it.

 RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
    Rare just got restructured.
    So whatever they were making probably got canceled right?

 Ultralink1000 1:39 pm
    define "Restructured"

 RawkHawk2010 1:39 pm
    Fired all the higher ups.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:39 pm
    They have to be working on something, right? Restructured =/= dissolved
    It could be like the Banjo Nuts and Bolts trailer and show no gameplay.

 RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
    Well last time they got "restructured" like five projects got canned.
    Yeah.

 Ultralink1000 1:40 pm
    harsh video

 RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
    christ

 Ultralink1000 1:40 pm
    uh oh

 Nintendork 13 13 1:40 pm
    video stopped

 RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
    I have to buy an Xbox One now.

 Ultralink1000 1:40 pm
    buffering

 Nintendork 13 13 1:40 pm
    continuing
    "You can come out"
    buffering

 RawkHawk2010 1:40 pm
    Oh]
    This is Elder Scrolls ain't itt

 Ultralink1000 1:41 pm
    at least wait for the rest of the annoucements before sinking 399 US Dollars

 Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
    buffering

 RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
    Skyrim II

 Ultralink1000 1:41 pm
    it's not elder scrolls

 RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
    oh

 Ultralink1000 1:41 pm
    it's like....

 RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
    The Witcher

 Ultralink1000 1:41 pm
    I can't even describe it

 Nintendork 13 13 1:41 pm
    It's Evolve

 RawkHawk2010 1:41 pm
    What's with this fish eye lens?

 Ultralink1000 1:41 pm
    it's his heightened senses

 Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
    Walk up waterfall

 RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
    looks like blindness to me

 Nintendork 13 13 1:42 pm
    I'm blind, I ain't got a fish eye lens.
    kacaw

 Ultralink1000 1:42 pm
    lulz

 RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
    all these monster hunting games need better animations/sounds
    take a cue from Uprising or something

 Ultralink1000 1:42 pm
    oops

 RawkHawk2010 1:42 pm
    your sword hitting a dude should make some noise.

 Ultralink1000 1:43 pm
    did he just use the force

 Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
    I dunno I'm fine with birdie's sound effect.

 RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
    i mean attacks lad

 Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
    Super sword

 Ultralink1000 1:43 pm
    gross

 RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
    Oh hey

 Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
    Got his head.

 RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
    It's this son of a bitch.

 Ultralink1000 1:43 pm
    Cabela

 RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
    Well.

 Ultralink1000 1:43 pm
    Cabella's fantasy hunting

 RawkHawk2010 1:43 pm
    Is this it guys?!
    IS THIS IT?!

 Nintendork 13 13 1:43 pm
    Ken Lobb
    Killer Instinct

 RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
    BANJO
    IT'S COMING

 Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
    "I love E3!"

 RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
    IT'S COMING
    .

 Ultralink1000 1:44 pm
    >>?

 RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
    Ghoulies?!

 Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
    ...are you ignoring the KILLER INSTINCT in the background

 Ultralink1000 1:44 pm
    What's this rawk?
    these symbols?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
    ANOTHER GAME
    BRING BACK

 RawkHawk2010 1:44 pm
    This ain't Rare.

 Ryudragon29 1:44 pm
    ^

 Ultralink1000 1:44 pm
    hmm...

 Nintendork 13 13 1:44 pm
    Announce... the trailer.
    Only on Xbox One.

 Ultralink1000 1:45 pm
    I like his hair

 Nintendork 13 13 1:45 pm
    rawk you know this guy
    I thought he was gonna turn into a Raven Laguz.

 RawkHawk2010 1:45 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 1:45 pm
    classical music?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:45 pm
    They're running to hug?

 Ultralink1000 1:45 pm
    O_o

 RawkHawk2010 1:45 pm
    don't even know what this is
    Man!

 Ultralink1000 1:45 pm
    what the heck is this

 RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
    WHAT A FUCKING TEASE

 Ultralink1000 1:46 pm
    is it a fighting game?

 RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
    What the fuck were they thinking with that shit?!

 Nintendork 13 13 1:46 pm
    love explosions

 Ultralink1000 1:46 pm
    Doesn't ring a bell

 Nintendork 13 13 1:46 pm
    The battle for reality begins
    Phantom Dust
    ...never heard of it.

 RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
    "We revived Killer Instinct! Now we're reviving something else!"

 Ryudragon29 1:46 pm
    but that studio is shit

 RawkHawk2010 1:46 pm
    Of course everyone thought it'd be another Rare franchise right?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:46 pm
    40 hours a week playing games?
    ...isn't that a full-time job

 Ultralink1000 1:47 pm
    DIVISION

 Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
    Ryan Barnard
    DIVISION

 Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
    OKAY PAYING ATTENTION

 Ultralink1000 1:47 pm
    TOM CLANCY'S DIVISION

 Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
    His favourite game is Dota 2
    ...not a good sign but let's keep watching.

 RawkHawk2010 1:47 pm
    Fuck Kenn Lobb
    Fuck Xbox

 Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
    I remember Black Friday.

 RawkHawk2010 1:47 pm
    Fuck Microsoft

 Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
    Last year's E3 was all about cars and black ____

 RawkHawk2010 1:47 pm
    Fuck everything relating to them.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:47 pm
    snow
    santa

 Ultralink1000 1:48 pm
    Divide the snowflakes

 Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
    SANTA IS STILL HERE

 RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
    looks like watch hogs

 Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
    sh
    It's The Division.
    It's the best game here.

 RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
    okay
    once again

 masteryoshirider 1:48 pm
    microsoft

 RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
    is talking in-game

 Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
    With the voice-acting
    AHHH
    TALIBAN

 RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
    or is it e3 dudes talking

 Nintendork 13 13 1:48 pm
    ...I forgot what we decided.

 RawkHawk2010 1:48 pm
    I honestly can't tell.

 Ultralink1000 1:48 pm
    can't tell

 Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
    We came to a conclusion last year. <.<

 RawkHawk2010 1:49 pm
    okay well i guess it ain't that guy's voice.

 Ultralink1000 1:49 pm
    I do like the holo projections

 Ultralink1000 1:49 pm
    It's what I expect out of this gen

 RawkHawk2010 1:49 pm
    YR

 Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
    "send him another invite"
    It's not in-game

 Ultralink1000 1:49 pm
    oh they're chatting in game

 Nintendork 13 13 1:49 pm
    "hey guys I brought chris"
    "we're about to unlock my base"
    (all your base are belong to us)

 Ultralink1000 1:50 pm
    So....i'm guessing this has nothing to do with division
    :\

 Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
    ...shhh of course it has to do with DIVISION
    It's in the title!

 RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
    you divide dudes
    with...bullets.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
    Good.
    shooting

 Ultralink1000 1:50 pm
    "GETTHELASTGUYGETTHELASTGUY"

 Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
    "GET THE LAST GUY"

 RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
    ROY
    ROY

 Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
    BRONSON

 RawkHawk2010 1:50 pm
    GET THE LAST GUY ROY

 Nintendork 13 13 1:50 pm
    I SAW BRONSON

 Ultralink1000 1:51 pm
    MITCHELL!!!

 Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
    lol
    fuck mitchell

 Ultralink1000 1:51 pm
    dat slide

 RawkHawk2010 1:51 pm
    jeff mitchell

 Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
    "I can't move!"
    Up to Chris!
    Green blood!
    Clear Nintendo influence there.
    Good.

 RawkHawk2010 1:51 pm
    "YOU'VE BEEN A BAD LITTLE BOY."

 Ultralink1000 1:51 pm
    this guy is sucking

 Nintendork 13 13 1:51 pm
    Pretzel
    hotdog
    "YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS?"

 Ultralink1000 1:52 pm
    GG

 Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
    rawk way ahead in stream

 Ultralink1000 1:52 pm
    gg

 RawkHawk2010 1:52 pm
    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

 Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
    "good game"

 RawkHawk2010 1:52 pm
    IT WAS TRUE
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 Ultralink1000 1:52 pm
    This looks like fun

 Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
    ...rawk stop spoiling >_>;
    You're aheaaad

 Ultralink1000 1:52 pm
    I wouldn't mind playing that

 RawkHawk2010 1:52 pm
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
    THE DIVISION coming 2015
    rawk is hyperventilating
    AHH
    KAMIYA
    ???

 Ultralink1000 1:52 pm
    wut

 Nintendork 13 13 1:52 pm
    KAMIYA?!
    WHAT'S HE DOING ON MICROSOFT
    favourite game a link to the past

 RawkHawk2010 1:53 pm
    yah he jumped the nintendo ship it seems.

 Ryudragon29 1:53 pm
    KAMIYA YOU BETRAYED US

 Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
    KAMIYA
    WHY
    WHAT THE FUCK
    GET OUT OF THERE

 Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
    well let's pay attention

 Ultralink1000 1:53 pm
    is that loser wearing beats?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
    "only on xbox one"
    He looks like a male Ellen
    ...which is pretty close to Ellen.

 RawkHawk2010 1:53 pm
    isn't this just devil may cry

 Nintendork 13 13 1:53 pm
    Monster Hunter May Cry
Ryudragon29 1:54 pm
    What's with the Monster hunter Rathian?

 Ultralink1000 1:54 pm
    xD
    thanks ludwig

 Nintendork 13 13 1:54 pm
    Falcon Kick

 RawkHawk2010 1:54 pm
    orochi

 Nintendork 13 13 1:54 pm
    SCALEBOUND
    ...
    Earthbound??

 Ultralink1000 1:54 pm
    wow
    it is orochi

 Nintendork 13 13 1:54 pm
    SCALEBOUND
    Platinum Games
    Microsoft Studios

 Ultralink1000 1:55 pm
    :\

 Nintendork 13 13 1:55 pm
    .............Kamiya clearly likes the graphics engine on Xbox One.
    <.<

 Ultralink1000 1:55 pm
    more open world gaming experiences

 Nintendork 13 13 1:55 pm
    gonna tweet to kamiya
    call him a traitor

 RawkHawk2010 1:56 pm
    so much for that picture showing the X-Men of Nintendo
    that badass one from last year
    that Nintendo had as their cover picture.

 Nintendork 13 13 1:56 pm
    whatever is showing now looks like smash 3ds graphics

 Ultralink1000 1:57 pm
    i'm confused
    ...rubber ducky, you're the one?

 RawkHawk2010 1:57 pm
    that scream
    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
    Yeah
    What the fuck is even happening?

 Ultralink1000 1:57 pm
    Okay seriously
    what is this?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:57 pm
    just got to the ahh scream

 Ultralink1000 1:57 pm
    this looks like a bad movie

 Nintendork 13 13 1:57 pm
    Y'all must've gotten ahead of me when it was buffering
    *refresh*

 Ultralink1000 1:58 pm
    crackdown

 Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
    Dave Jones great to have him on stage today
    Today
    we showed you

 Ultralink1000 1:58 pm
    come on uncle phil give us something good >>

 Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
    90 minutes of games
    holiday

 RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
    Dave Jones?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
    best place to play on xbox one

 RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
    Like,

 Ultralink1000 1:58 pm
    *refresh*

 Nintendork 13 13 1:58 pm
    I think that was Crackdown guy's name

 RawkHawk2010 1:58 pm
    Davey Jones the pirate?

 Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
    So Sunset Overdrive still looks like the best.

 RawkHawk2010 1:59 pm
    nah man
    conker

 Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
    ...The best *game*.

 Ultralink1000 1:59 pm
    meh

 Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
    Not the best reveal.

 Ultralink1000 1:59 pm
    I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper disappointed

 Nintendork 13 13 1:59 pm
    ..besides division of course

 RawkHawk2010 1:59 pm
    let's end with a rare game

 Ultralink1000 1:59 pm
    division was nice
    where was the dancing game o.O

 Nintendork 13 13 2:00 pm
    We'll probably see Conker again in a few seconds.
    ...no just the guy screaming
    Division slide
    "The best exclusives"
    "Spectacular new franchises"
    Watch_Dogs plug??
    Applause
    Music

 RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
    not bad

 Nintendork 13 13 2:01 pm
    Thank you for joining us.

 RawkHawk2010 2:01 pm
    not bad at all

 Ultralink1000 2:01 pm
    that sucked >>
    I'm quite disappointed

 Nintendork 13 13 2:01 pm
    That wasn't... great.
    ...or good.

 Nintendork 13 13 2:01 pm
    Kamiya turned coat.

 Ultralink1000 2:02 pm
    so
    favorite parts guys?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:02 pm
    Mitchell
    lol
    Sunset

 Ultralink1000 2:03 pm
    yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 2:03 pm
    Conker
    Division

 Ultralink1000 2:03 pm
    mitchell

 Nintendork 13 13 2:03 pm
    ...yeah.

 Ultralink1000 2:03 pm
    Assassin's Creed, Division slide, evolve, and inside

 Nintendork 13 13 2:03 pm
    Oh yeah, Evolve.

 RawkHawk2010 2:03 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/q1pA5iO.jpg

 Ultralink1000 2:03 pm
    i'm generally interested in these ^

 Nintendork 13 13 2:03 pm
    Gamespot guy talking about car porn.

 Ultralink1000 2:03 pm
    yeah
    car porn game looks nice too

 Nintendork 13 13 2:04 pm
    E v olve
    4 v 1
    ...yeah.

 Ultralink1000 2:04 pm
    Overall thoughts
    and negative thoughts?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:05 pm
    ...I'll have better thoughts when we know what to compare it to.

 Ultralink1000 2:05 pm
    indeed

 Nintendork 13 13 2:05 pm
    Dat 4 player split screen in Assassin's Creed was negative.

 Ultralink1000 2:05 pm
    when is the next major announcement

 Nintendork 13 13 2:05 pm
    EA in an hour.

 Ultralink1000 2:05 pm
    k

 Nintendork 13 13 2:05 pm
    Hoping for Madden Curse movie announcement!

 RawkHawk2010 2:06 pm
  
    Christopher Seavor @conkerhimself · 32m
    Oh fuck.. does that mean i have to buy an Xbox One now ?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:06 pm
    lol
    Kamiya is the most negative thing here.

 RawkHawk2010 2:06 pm
  
  
    View Image
    · 47m
    sounded just like me :-)
    so is he playing coy or was that not him?

 Nintendork 13 13 2:07 pm
    *shrug*

 Ryudragon29 2:07 pm
    https://twitter.com/PG_kamiya/status/396301761540931584

 Nintendork 13 13 2:07 pm
    I think Rawk agrees gameplay-wise, Sunset was da best.
    I'm one of those idiots. <.<

 Nintendork 13 13 2:07 pm
    He probably blocked me now.
    Oh yeah the Capcom thing was cool.
    ...That's all.

 Ultralink1000 2:09 pm
    capcom thing WAS cool
    I

 Ultralink1000 2:10 pm
    am pretty disappointed that there were no surprise hardware or accessory announcements
    Microsoft had some catching up to do and while just games is good. Xbox One is not a "just games" console >>

Nintendork 13 13 2:11 pm
    No Kinect reference at all.
    So my expectation on that was... wrong.

 Ultralink1000 2:12 pm
    Yeeeeah....

 RawkHawk2010 2:13 pm
    conker

 Nintendork 13 13 2:13 pm
    (rawk seems to be undergoing a seizure)


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