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Monday, June 12, 2017

KoopaTV's Ubisoft E3 2017 Conference Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Hey. It's me again. As for Aisha Tyler...

If there is one company whose E3 conferences truly deserve to be called presentations, it's Ubisoft. All style and little-to-moderate substance is how Ubisoft rolls, and we love it almost every year. It reminds us of us, and we put ourselves above everyone else.

...Anyway, let's get to the log. I'm here, Rawk's here, and Vortex is here. Unlike the previous log, I'm actually awake the whole time. It's Ubisoft. If I won't be awake for THIS, I might as well not be doing any E3 coverage at all.

(3:59:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Shit we have one minute.

(3:59:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ahhh

(3:59:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: <_<

(3:59:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This feels like work.

(3:59:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh shit

(4:00:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Mario Rabbids may actually be HERE.

(4:00:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And not Nintendo's.

(4:00:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THAT GUY

(4:00:26 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) With the unpronounceable name.

(4:00:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EVE WIIMOTE

(4:00:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) oh god

(4:00:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) THERE IT IS

(4:00:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: RABBID

(4:00:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FIRST THING

(4:01:04 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Coin block.


Rabbid Coin Block Question Mark ? yellow Mario Nintendo
GET OFF MY SCREEN.


(4:01:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this is sensual

(4:01:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: MUSHROOM

(4:01:36 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Rabbits on 'shrooms.

(4:01:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SCREENBREAK

(4:01:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What if that's the whole trailer.

(4:01:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Mawio

(4:01:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yves Guillemot

(4:02:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) #MarioRabbids

(4:02:15 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Aren't Rabbits evil?

(4:02:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They claimed they've always wondered wot a crossover would be like.

(4:02:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) miyamoto

(4:02:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: GREAT WELCOME

(4:02:23 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I thought they were villains.

(4:02:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SHIGERU MIYAMOTO

(4:02:32 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Or at least vermin.

(4:02:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Miyamoto is armed.

(4:02:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WITH AN ARM CANNON

Shigeru Miyamoto Ubisoft E3 2017 Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle Blaster arm cannon
Shigeru Miyamoto plays Super Mario Run in one hand while blasting people with an arm-cannon with another.


(4:02:36 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) :oooo

(4:02:58 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Designed like a Banzai Bill.

(4:02:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What if Islamists bomb the event and Miyamoto saves everyone?

(4:03:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

(4:03:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE'S TALKING IN ENGLISH

(4:03:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I didn't know he could do that.

(4:03:21 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Or something approaching it.

(4:03:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S FRENCH THOUGH

(4:03:38 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) So he fits right in here.

(4:03:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He gave up on trying to speak English.

(4:03:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bill Trinen for the rescue.

(4:04:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ubisoft goons enforcing gun control.

(4:04:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Taking the cannons away.

(4:04:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL

(4:04:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yves proud of Ubisoft's collaboration with Nintendo, from the Wii and DS

(4:04:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe Rabbids distracted Miyamoto from Odyssey

(4:04:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: to the Switch.

(4:04:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (skipped a generation)

(4:04:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) which is why he's hands-off

(4:05:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) although that applies to both

(4:05:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Miyamoto believes he's Guillemot's rival.

(4:05:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Nintendo and Ubisoft are rivals?

(4:05:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Since when?

(4:05:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

(4:05:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Miyamoto is a Rabbids fan.

(4:05:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Miyamoto has Rabbids on his desk?

(4:06:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Rabbids amiibo incoming?)

(4:06:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I don't believe that.

(4:06:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Not pre-Kingdom Battle anyway.

(4:06:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) WHOA

(4:06:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) GRANT KIRKHOPE

(4:06:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) In the audience

Grant Kirkhope Ubisoft E3 2017 Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle composer audience Bowser neckbeard guy
Grant Kirkhope is the smiling guy in glasses to the right. (A dude separates him from the neckbeard in the centre.)


(4:06:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) So yeah

(4:06:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) he's the composer.

(4:06:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Miyamoto specifically said no platformer.

(4:07:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) action gam-uu

(4:07:34 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Are we gonna see footage?

(4:07:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) did they get kirkhope to compose just cuz he's a european?

(4:07:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: FOOTAGE

(4:07:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) look for dk

(4:07:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i'm scared of the dabbing

(4:08:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: xAVIER mANZANARES

(4:08:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) .....

(4:08:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: whoops

(4:08:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) More than three years?!

(4:08:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Finally, finally we can TALK about this project."

(4:08:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The fuck?!

(4:08:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: www.mario-rabbids.com

(4:08:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "actual gameplay"

(4:08:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EW

(4:08:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(4:08:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah that's kirkhope alright

(4:08:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) sounds just like viva pinata

(4:09:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The Rabbids teleporting to the Mushroom Kingdom made it chaotic and screwed up.

(4:09:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this is fucking up my brain

(4:09:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I wish this was FAKE NEWS.

Princess Peach Rabbid dress Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle trailer
Why are they allying with this thing?

(4:09:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) mario is running like naruto

(4:09:20 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) So Mario's saving Mushroom Kingdom from invading Rabbits, by allying with Rabbits?

(4:09:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yes.

(4:09:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) rawk duck


Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle rubber duck egg toilet
Uh... close enough to Rawk Duck.


(4:09:46 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) A TOILET

(4:09:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He's not very smart.

(4:10:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "You'll fight wave after wave of Rabbids that somehow turned bad"

(4:10:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) rabbids that turned bad

(4:10:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Somehow?

(4:10:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i thought they were all bad

(4:10:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Aren't they already bad?

(4:10:33 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) That's what I thought.

(4:10:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So there's movement tiles

(4:10:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this is why yooka's soundtrack sucked

(4:10:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: and movement zones.

(4:10:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) grant was focusing on this

(4:10:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And your units can interact to jump farther in movement.

(4:11:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And it's a cover shooter.

(4:11:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Each character has a unique ability.

(4:11:16 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) This is like Mario XCom.

(4:11:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this reminds me of Worms

(4:11:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mari0 can attack the enemy during its turn 'cause he's a cheater.

(4:11:27 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) With the aliens replaced with Rabbids.

(4:11:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Reminds me of CODENAME S.T.E.A.M.

(4:12:26 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Also, I'm finding it really hard to not spell 'rabbits' when I want to say 'Rabbids'.

(4:12:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Chain Chomp

(4:12:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: skill tree

(4:12:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) PETEY

(4:12:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

(4:12:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Petey Piranha?!

(4:13:07 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Luigi had a Poltergust gun.

(4:13:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Standing ovation.

(4:13:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...*sitting

(4:13:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i wonder if anyone really understood how the gameplay worked.

(4:13:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I didn't.

(4:13:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Gonna guess we'll see more of this at Treehouse Live.

(4:13:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I did.

(4:14:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: eek

(4:14:14 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Noticed they were plugging 'figurines'. Not Amiibo?

(4:14:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) what the fuck at this music

(4:14:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SONG WITH LYRICS

(4:14:51 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) WHY ARE THE RABBIDS WORKING WITH MARIO?!

(4:14:57 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) This doesn't sit well with me.

(4:15:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Peach: "Oh did I win?"

Princess Peach oh did I win Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle trailer
“Oh did I win?”
Note: She didn't actually say that.


(4:15:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh.

(4:15:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's a Rabbid in a Petey costume.

(4:15:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: DONKEY KONG

Donkey Kong Rabbid monster Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle tie DK
He may have a tie that says DK on it, but Donkey Kong never did this.


(4:15:38 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) It's like when the US supports Islamic radicals overseas because they're not quite as radical as ISIS.

(4:15:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

(4:15:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AVAILABLE AUGUST 29

(4:15:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) well

(4:15:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) it sure has fucking personality

(4:15:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) that's for damn sure

(4:16:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) jesus christ

(4:16:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.

(4:16:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Now it's Ashraf Ismail, Game Director for Assassin's Creed Origins.

(4:16:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) We'll probably have to get it.

(4:16:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: nooo

(4:16:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I will.

(4:16:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh yeah

(4:16:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Anyone notice

(4:16:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no Aisha?

(4:16:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Not YET

(4:17:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So is our energy level for the conference gonna fall dramatically now?

(4:17:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) no

(4:17:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) If this is a good conference then they probably don't want Aisha hogging all the attention for herself.

(4:18:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Her purpose is only to save people from boredom.

(4:18:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But it works.

(4:18:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this the same trailer we saw at Microsoft?

(4:18:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I don't remember seeing this.

(4:18:42 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) No, this is new.

(4:18:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm waiting to see an iguana.

(4:19:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) (btw I have like 100 screenshots from the Rabbids trailer alone)

(4:19:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (I have 4)

(4:19:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (no, 5)

(4:20:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I just want the audience to appreciate Vortex's good point about the ISIS radicals support.

(4:20:11 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Over to the 'homebase'.

(4:20:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) based on how this is going, ubisoft might should've saved Kingdom Battle for the end.

(4:20:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dat front-load

(4:20:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THIRTY MINUTES

(4:20:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: of  Assassin's Creed

(4:20:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...after the show.

(4:20:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Learn, EA!)

(4:21:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Also why is this not direct?

(4:21:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What is the purpose of this?

(4:21:25 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Back to the stage and on with the excitement." ('cause you just killed it)

(4:21:30 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I'm hoping they have something stashed away that surprises us or at least makes us laugh, like that skiing game from last year. Peak, was it? Something like that.

(4:21:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh yeah

(4:21:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Out October 27th, 2017 on PS4, PS4 Pro, Xbox One, Xbox One X, and PC"

(4:21:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Steep

(4:21:49 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Yeah, that.

(4:21:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Steep was hilarious.

(4:22:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wot's this

(4:22:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I want more games where the purpose is to lose.

(4:22:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IVORY TOWER PRESENTS

(4:22:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this car porn?

(4:22:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yes

(4:22:18 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) The Crew 2?

(4:22:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) wtf

(4:22:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: How was The Crew 1?

(4:22:41 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) The Crew meets... inception?

(4:22:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) it's like the opposite of the flat earth conspiracy

(4:22:48 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Bad.

(4:22:51 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) From what I heard.

(4:22:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...oh.

(4:23:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf fake YouTube

(4:23:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) CarTube

(4:23:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: called "LIVESOCIAL"

(4:23:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...unless that's an actual thing.

(4:23:28 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) #FakeViews

(4:24:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Just to be clear, this isn't just car porn.

(4:24:06 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) KING OF ALL MOTORSPORTS

(4:24:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But helicopters and motorsports.

(4:24:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE CREW 2

(4:24:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) after all that i don't know the point of the game

(4:24:33 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) ICalled it.

(4:24:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) what was with the concave earth?

(4:24:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Was that in The Crew 1?

(4:24:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Gonna say no, but that could be wrong.

(4:25:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And is that even in-game?

(4:25:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Now it's time to take it way beyond driving."

(4:25:24 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Because fuck Ivory Tower if it isn't.

(4:25:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "I am Stephane Beley. This is... The Crew...2."

(4:25:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That was the only part that looked cool.

(4:25:48 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) You can bet that's not in the game.

(4:25:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is he bashing French motorsports?

(4:26:05 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) OHM

(4:26:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't know what he's talking about.

(4:26:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: INGAME FOOTAGE

(4:26:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) More bears.

(4:26:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this in-game footage of cutscenes?

(4:27:01 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Or cutscenes of in-game footage?

(4:27:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) so when's the earth gonna curl up

(4:27:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Off-road.

(4:27:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Through the striking beauty of Nader"

(4:27:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (...nature, or Ralph Nader reference?)

(4:28:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is some ASMR shit

(4:28:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: or wotever.

(4:28:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The only sound effects are the guy's soothing voice

(4:28:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: and engines from the vehicles.

(4:28:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this just Kirby Air Ride Free Mode?

(4:29:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Cuz it looks like it.

The Crew 2 planes flying free ride
You can fly around, but the world isn't upside-down.


(4:29:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: yes

(4:29:30 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) The Crew 2: Planes, Boats, and Automobiles

(4:29:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Earth stayed flat.

(4:29:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: COMING EARLY 2018

(4:29:43 PM) (rawkhawk2010) FAKE VIEWS!

(4:29:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Why is he still here?

(4:30:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Enjoy the ride... thank you. *wink*"

(4:30:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well that sucked.

(4:30:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Lightning strikes.

(4:30:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SOUTH PARK

(4:30:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: When is this game coming out?

(4:30:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is, what, its third E3?

(4:30:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) No idea.

(4:31:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 4th?

(4:31:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: CONFEDERATE FLAG

(4:31:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Someone captured it.

(4:31:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I didn't.

(4:31:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Was it South Park Hillary?

(4:32:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) She's surely a thing.

(4:32:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: oh I thought you meant screen-captured

(4:32:11 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(4:32:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SOUTH PARK: THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE

(4:32:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: COMING OUT OCTOBER 17

(4:32:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Audience: Play "Capture the Confederate Flag" exclusively on www.KoopaTV.org !)

(4:33:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot's going on?

(4:33:10 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) ELIJAH WOOD?!

(4:33:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Deadly Premonition 2?

(4:33:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(4:33:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Did you hear that, Zach?

(4:33:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...did that happen for you guys?

(4:33:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) V R, in the covfefe.

(4:33:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The screen flickered and

(4:33:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno

(4:33:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: eek

Virtual Reality VR dungeon torture chamber lab coats room Transference Ubisoft 2017 E3
I think Ubisoft-VR-lab-room-torture-chamber.png is a great file name for this. And you want me to WANT Virtual Reality?


(4:34:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) May 5 2003

(4:34:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Cinco De Mayo?

(4:34:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: TRANSFERENCE

(4:34:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ENTER THE HOME OF A MIND

(4:34:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Spring 2018

(4:34:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I forgot Yves was here.

(4:35:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe Yves learned enough English between then and now to replace Aisha.

(4:35:12 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) From Ubisoft Singapore!

(4:35:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ubisoft Singapore building off one of their most popular worlds.

(4:35:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 1721

(4:35:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sailing treacherous routes.

(4:35:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (Sea of Thieves?)

(4:35:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What the hell was even happening in 1721

(4:35:39 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lol

(4:35:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Barbary Pirates?

(4:35:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Everything really is Sea of Thieves this year.

(4:36:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: But that was decades after and the USA was already a country.

(4:36:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It even has a song with lyrics.

(4:36:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ones that rhyme.

(4:36:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Assassin's Creed Black Flag 2?

(4:36:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "IT'S TOO DAMN SLOW" - a pirate

(4:36:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is it okay for Ubisoft to release TWO Assassin's Creed games in one year?

(4:37:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It being an annual franchise is already a problem.

(4:37:15 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) This can't be another AC.

(4:37:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...well those are red flags.

(4:37:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The pirates suddenly stopped talking and had their audio track muted.

(4:38:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe its like Banjo-Pilot where it's just Black Flag but as a new IP.

(4:38:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SKULL & BONES

(4:38:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Wait, that's the name?

(4:38:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Skull & Bones?

(4:38:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That makes it sound like a Sea of Thieves competitor.

(4:38:22 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Looks like it.

(4:38:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) People are gonna get the two confused.

(4:38:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A pirate only survived 120 days at the job.

(4:38:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: According to this dude.

(4:38:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Wait

(4:38:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I was right?

(4:38:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh hey this is from Assassin's Creed.

(4:38:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is an Assassin's Creed spin-off.

(4:39:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Or spiritual spin-off.

(4:39:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "Maybe its like Banjo-Pilot where it's just Black Flag but as a new IP."

(4:39:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) CALLED IT

(4:39:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "In order to become the ultimate pirate kingpin."

(4:39:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: 5 vs. 5 pirate player vs. player mode.

(4:39:51 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Loot Hunt.

(4:39:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So... this is a Sea of Thieves competitor.

(4:39:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Would you rather play this or Sea of Thieves?

(4:40:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Pre-alpha gameplay.

(4:40:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno.

(4:40:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Let's wait and watch this gameplay.

(4:40:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Each player gets their own ship.

(4:40:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Instead of the team sharing one ship.

(4:40:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's significant.

(4:40:45 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) So most of the crew are NPCs?

(4:40:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yes.

(4:40:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So the ships here might as well be tanks.

Skull & Bones gameplay Ubisoft E3 2017 pre-alpha aiming cannon balls pirate ships open seas multiplayer
Each ship has an HP metre and a name. HP metres on ships break immersion.


(4:41:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That sounds more realistic to implement in an online setting

(4:41:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: While in Sea of Thieves you're actually working as a team.

(4:41:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This looks like an RTS but on the water.

(4:41:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "YOU SALTY NUTMEGS!"

(4:41:56 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) My money's on the black flag guys.

(4:42:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is that like, "You Aunt Sallies!"?

(4:42:11 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Would rather play Sea of Thieves.

(4:42:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah

(4:42:28 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The ships have an HP bar.

(4:42:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) can you even go on land in this?

(4:42:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's a turn-off.

(4:42:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I dunno.

(4:43:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ......uh

(4:43:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So boarding other ships

(4:43:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: is a cutscene

(4:43:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: instead of gameplay?

(4:44:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: These pirate hunters have a ton of HP.

(4:44:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (they're basically cops)

(4:44:22 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I can't understand half of this yelling.

(4:44:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So  you need to retreat.

(4:45:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: They're cheering but why aren't they still being chased?

(4:45:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) www.skullandbonesgame.com

(4:45:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...okay, Sea of Thieves is better.

(4:45:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This is just any other team-based loot game but in water.

(4:45:40 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Sea of Thieves is an actual pirate adventure with a crew of friends.

(4:46:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah this sucks

(4:46:04 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Don't tell me there's a kraken in this.

(4:46:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What the fuck was that?

(4:46:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Tentacle

(4:46:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh Rawk

(4:46:16 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Lol, yep.

(4:46:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I know but

(4:46:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: remind me to share you something related to tentacles later.

(4:46:23 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That deserved foreshadowing?

(4:46:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It was pointless.

(4:46:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Just Dance 2018 dancing.

(4:46:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Automation - Jamdfnogdrrbtewsrbt

Just Dance 2018 Ubisoft E3 2017 stage show Automation dancers
If anyone caught what I failed to accurately spell, please say so in the comments.


(4:46:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this the London tribute?

(4:46:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I saw dabbing.

(4:47:00 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Of course they have a Just Dance game.

(4:47:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Has to be.

(4:47:07 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) NO.

(4:47:11 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) It better not be.

(4:47:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Has to be a London tribute.

(4:47:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this Miku Hatsune?

(4:47:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BUBBLE POP!

(4:47:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) THIS is the London Tribute!

(4:47:47 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) :-(

(4:47:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BEAR

(4:47:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (panda)

(4:47:55 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) PANDA

(4:48:07 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Nothing screams the United Kingdom like Pandas!

(4:48:10 PM) (rawkhawk2010) where's ariana grande

(4:48:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) she needs to be here

(4:48:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Bebe Rexha "just wanna dance with somebody"

(4:48:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ...I want Bubble Pop! back.

(4:48:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that a Shantae cosplayer?

Shantae Just Dance 2018 Ubisoft E3 2017 conference performance cosplay
Right there! In the background! It's... sort of Shantae?


(4:48:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) lololol

(4:49:09 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Let's see if she transforms into a monkey.

(4:49:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) uuuuhhhh

(4:49:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S EVEN OUT ON THE WII

(4:49:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) main singer really didn't wanna be there.

(4:49:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (and Wii U)

(4:49:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Wait really?

(4:49:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) It's on the Wii

(4:49:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ?

(4:49:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's wot it said on the screen.

(4:49:47 PM) (rawkhawk2010) More South Park

(4:49:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf another South Park game

(4:49:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SOUTH PARK COMES TO YOUR PHONE

(4:50:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Can't they focus on getting The Fractured But Whole out?

(4:50:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I don't want this.

(4:50:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: SOUTH PARK PHONE DESTROYER coming 2017

(4:50:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Well obviously you don't.

(4:50:45 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...it's mobile trash!

(4:50:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ubisoft Toronto Presents

(4:51:01 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh no, Canada

(4:51:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: What if Nintendo's next mobile game is collaborating with the Rabbids?

(4:51:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The land of government-subsidized cartoons and games

(4:51:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Like Johnny Test

(4:51:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (and perpetual fires)

(4:51:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

(4:51:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Switch

(4:52:14 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Poor F-Zero Fans

(4:53:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh this is something called Starlink.

(4:53:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Like many of you, I grew up in the 80s"

(4:53:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: StarLink: Battle for Atlas

(4:53:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "UP NEXT: NEW ANNOUNCEMENT"

(4:53:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (as opposed to UP NEXT: OLD ANNOUNCEMENT?)

(4:54:04 PM) (rawkhawk2010) rofl

(4:54:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Using the power of Nintendo Switch

(4:54:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or as opposed to the end of the conference

(4:54:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: take the game on the go.

(4:54:30 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) It's like they said that to stop the boredom setting in.

(4:54:37 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Hey, at least Nintendo is being referenced at

(4:54:38 PM) (rawkhawk2010) STEEP

(4:54:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S STEEP

(4:54:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) IT'S BACK

(4:54:46 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) YES

(4:54:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ubisoft what

(4:54:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: She has a happy face pin

(4:54:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This woman looks like Chelsea Handler

(4:54:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no London.

(4:55:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) But hit by a truck

(4:55:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Rebecka Coutaz

(4:55:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ubisoft Annecy?

(4:55:34 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot the hell is Annecy?

Rebecka Coutaz Studio Director Ubisoft Annecy Steep E3 2017
Happy face, a heart, and... a 9?
By the way, Annecy is a city in France with a population of over 120,000 people.


(4:55:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) An island?

(4:55:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or a remote village.

(4:55:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Maybe it's in the arctic.

(4:56:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) In an igloo.

(4:56:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "first Steep expansion"

(4:56:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh yeah Steep is already out isn't it?

(4:56:30 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Pyeongchang?

(4:56:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That's a place?

(4:56:39 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I demand wipe-outs.

(4:57:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And there's a wipe-out.

(4:57:06 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Winter Olympics in... China?

(4:57:26 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: STEEP: ROAD TO THE OLYMPICS

(4:57:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well that wasn't funny.

(4:57:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: PyeongChang 2018

(4:57:44 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Yeah, that was a let-down.

(4:57:55 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Mari0 & Sonic at the PyeongChang Olympic Games will probably be announced tomorrow.

(4:58:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) This sounds like Breath of the Wild ambience.

(4:58:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Has the same birds.

(4:58:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And Christians?

(4:58:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this more nazi shit.

(4:58:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...are those Christians?

(4:58:19 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Far Cry 5.

(4:58:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Christians wanting to take over the world.

(4:58:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Or something.

(4:58:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) White people complained about it.

(4:59:05 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Hi my name is Dan Hay."

(4:59:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) That's a good name.

(4:59:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Taking place in Montana.

(4:59:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Hope Country has been overrun by a fanatical cult.

(4:59:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "People are fucking scared. ........I had to say it." *applause*

(4:59:49 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Applause for f-bombing.

(4:59:51 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) ?

(4:59:54 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Sounds like Jeb!'s twitter.

(5:00:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) the "i had to say it" part

(5:00:11 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) lol, yeah.

(5:00:15 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I was about to ask, since when did JEB! swear?

(5:00:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL

(5:01:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Laughed out loud at the guy knocking the dude with a baseball bat in the head.

Far Cry 5 Montana death religious Christian white nationalist cult baseball bat torture alt-right
Ludwig thinks this scene is hilarious. Do you agree?


(5:01:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) the protag is gonna burn the church

(5:01:17 PM) (rawkhawk2010) RESIST

(5:01:41 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Grace Armstrong: Arm for Hire

(5:01:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) dog

(5:01:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Woman of colour mercenary.

(5:01:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BOOMER

(5:01:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fangs for Hire

(5:02:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) this is familiar

(5:02:05 PM) (rawkhawk2010) dogs on the main cast

(5:02:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Nick Rye: Death From Above

(5:02:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Co-Op: Friends for Hire

(5:02:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) LOL

(5:02:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Does that mean you need to pay microtransactions to play with friends?

(5:03:22 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Erm...

(5:03:26 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Oh, there we go.

(5:03:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ubisoft Montepellier

(5:03:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh shit

(5:03:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dumplings

(5:03:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this Beyond Good & Evil 2

(5:03:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Monkey man

(5:03:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Holy shit it really is.

(5:03:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Pig

(5:04:06 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "yo yo yo" - monkey

(5:04:31 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: dat swiss chocolate idol

(5:04:34 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The Midas Touch

(5:04:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) k not beyond good and evil 2

(5:04:58 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Ubisoft trolled people so hard

(5:05:10 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that Aisha?

Beyond Good and Evil 2 hovercraft monkey disc CD black woman sunglasses
Since this is NOT Aisha Tyler (at least, not confirmed to be), this is officially the only Ubisoft conference KoopaTV has covered without her in it.


(5:05:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) "Fuck me!" - ape

(5:05:40 PM) (rawkhawk2010) wilhelm scream

(5:06:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: S-So wot is this?

(5:06:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) new donkey kong country

(5:06:22 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(5:06:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "true freedom lies beyond"

(5:06:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) OH SHIT

(5:07:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2

(5:07:02 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I KNEW IT

(5:07:03 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Well look at that.

(5:07:03 PM) (rawkhawk2010) HOW?

(5:07:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...and then you doubted yourself.

(5:07:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE FIRST ONE

(5:07:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I just know there's a pig.

(5:07:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And that pig wasn't it.

(5:07:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Michel Ancel is crying.

(5:07:41 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Emotions running high.

(5:07:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: He has a Space Monkey Program shirt.

(5:08:35 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Gabrielle Shrager

Michel Ancel Gabrielle Shrager Ubisoft Montpellier E3 2017 Beyond Good and Evil 2 announcement reveal trailer stage
Michel Ancel and Gabrielle Shrager of Ubisoft Montpellier.


(5:08:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: multiethnic multicultural human society in a distant solar system

(5:08:50 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: before Jade was born.

(5:08:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So it's a prequel.

(5:08:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Evil corporations are enslaving people.

(5:09:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is this on Switch?

(5:10:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ubisoft goons on-stage.

(5:10:29 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, it's their team.

(5:10:51 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I think it's ending.

(5:11:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Is Miyamoto on stage?

(5:11:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: All of the Ubisoft dudes are.

Ubisoft E3 2017 staff good bye stage employees
Can you spot any Nintendo dudes? We can't.
Anyway, they're all saying bye, so why are we still here?

(5:11:54 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: These Ubisoft dudes are saying the show isn't over.

(5:12:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Fuck them.

(5:12:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So we can watch Assassin's Creed for 30 minutes.

(5:12:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: We gonna do that?

(5:12:09 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Must we?

(5:12:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't want to.

(5:12:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well I'm still here.

(5:12:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Do you?

(5:12:36 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Is the same game with the bird?

(5:12:38 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: If Kamek was here we'd watch.

(5:12:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...but he's not.

(5:12:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Well this is different from before.

(5:12:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He's on a horse.

(5:12:53 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: There's a bird.

(5:12:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Flying in the sky.

(5:13:03 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: WAIT ARE WE WATCHING THIS?

(5:13:13 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I dunno, are we?

(5:13:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't want

(5:13:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THE BIRD

(5:13:30 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I'll stick with it unless I can really bored.

(5:13:34 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) *get

(5:13:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I'm bored.

(5:14:02 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The bird is done. :(

Assassin's Creed Origins alpha gameplay direct feed bird scouting targeting eagle
This log should be like the bird, but it goes on for another 15 minutes.


(5:14:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Levels matter"

(5:14:56 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Fire arrow.

(5:15:18 PM) (rawkhawk2010) .....the players are in the sun right now?

(5:15:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "We suffer for your entertainment, viewers."

(5:15:27 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What are they, in a courtyard?

(5:15:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah I guess they're outside.

(5:16:09 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The enemy was floating over the tippi.

(5:16:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dude just assassinated a lion.

(5:16:39 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Rarities matter"

(5:16:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) rip cecil

(5:16:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) So it's okay for Assassin to do it but no one else?

(5:17:04 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I forgot all about Cecil.

(5:17:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) He didn't even eat him.

(5:17:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Boom headshot! ....oh."

(5:17:33 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The guy didn't even fall down.

(5:17:44 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: "Dead. So killed." - The woman who said "Boom headshot!"

(5:18:11 PM) (rawkhawk2010) So are we watching this?

(5:18:21 PM) (rawkhawk2010) We never decided, lol.

(5:18:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: uhh

(5:18:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: This skill graph is scary.

(5:18:59 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The woman commentator is obnoxious.

(5:19:14 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: She's not contributing anything but stock exclamations.

(5:19:30 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Token girl gamer.

(5:19:32 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Uhhhhh thoughts on Ubisoft overall?

(5:19:47 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (so we can not watch this)

(5:20:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I miss Aisha.

(5:20:18 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Ubisoft was trying not to be a joke and I think it suffered.

(5:20:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: And they showed the most interesting thing first.

(5:20:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I'm not watching this.

(5:20:41 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ...for much longer.

(5:20:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IF YOU WANNA CONCLUDE THE LOG MAKE A CONCLUDING THOUGHT

(5:21:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) What if we just keeping asking if we're watching this until the demo finishes?

(5:21:45 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) I liked Ubisoft more than Bethesda, but it was front-loaded.

(5:21:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

(5:21:57 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Only 20 minutes left.

(5:22:44 PM) (rawkhawk2010) k i'm gonna bleed this vid like a stuck bear

(5:22:48 PM) (rawkhawk2010) *closes*

(5:22:52 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: *close*

(5:22:57 PM) (rawkhawk2010) So

(5:23:00 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Thoughts?

(5:23:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...I shared thoughts and Vortex did too

(5:23:17 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: so...

(5:23:24 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...waiting on you.

(5:23:59 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Oh.

(5:24:07 PM) (rawkhawk2010) The beginning and end were really cool

(5:24:16 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: BGE2 being the end?

(5:24:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) But I can't actually remember what happened in the middle

(5:24:19 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yes

(5:24:23 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I remember Skull & Bones

(5:24:29 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Crew 2 was boring.

(5:24:30 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: but that's not a good thing.

(5:24:32 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I do but I don't want to.

(5:24:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I don't remember Steep.

(5:24:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I don't remember The Crew 2.

(5:24:50 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Steep was disappointingly tame.

(5:25:08 PM) (rawkhawk2010) But

(5:25:08 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Steep was tame because it was Olympics DLC.

(5:25:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The game is out already.

(5:25:19 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (And has 70% Metacritic ratings)

(5:25:29 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Holy shit we got excited during Rabbids.

(5:25:36 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: >_<;;;

(5:25:42 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I screencapped things I myself probably didn't even see.

(5:25:43 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm ashamed to reach that conclusion.

(5:26:12 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I dunno where to rank this.

(5:26:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Worse than Microsoft

(5:26:46 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: better than Bethesda.

(5:26:50 PM) (rawkhawk2010) yeah

(5:26:52 PM) (rawkhawk2010) i agree

(5:26:55 PM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Since Rabbids originated in Rayman, does that mean that the Rayman universe is Mario canon now?

(5:26:56 PM) (rawkhawk2010) btw

(5:27:01 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: .................no.

(5:27:06 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I think I'd rather watch Rabbids than actually...play it.

(5:27:12 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I disagree.

(5:27:16 PM) (rawkhawk2010) And listen to the soundtrack.

(5:27:20 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You didn't understand what was happening when you watched it.

(5:27:27 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: You would understand if you were playing it.

(5:27:31 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Uh.

(5:27:35 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I doubt that.

(5:27:42 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: N-Not that I'm advocating for people pl-playing it.

(5:27:55 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I never learned how to play TWEWY and played that a bunch.

(5:28:04 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's not a good example.

(5:28:15 PM) (rawkhawk2010) I also understood ARMS more before I played it than after.

(5:28:33 PM) (rawkhawk2010) http://demandware.edgesuite.net/sits_pod39/dw/image/v2/ABBS_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-masterCatalog/default/dw9ff3f788/images/large/5927f3726b54a472658b4570-1.jpg?sw=1084&sh=822&sm=fit

(5:28:37 PM) (rawkhawk2010) ^ that's not an amiibo

(5:28:48 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot's an Ubicollectible?

(5:28:51 PM) (rawkhawk2010) they're tricking people, obviously

(5:28:53 PM) (rawkhawk2010) dunno

(5:29:20 PM) (rawkhawk2010) https://s1.postimg.org/95kjruu4v/Capture.png

(5:30:00 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: As opposed to

(5:30:13 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ME writing music for RABBIDS!!!! ..... beyond excited !!!!

(5:30:28 PM) (rawkhawk2010) or "I confess"

(5:30:49 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: To close out this log

(5:30:58 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Anita Sarkeesian is actually happy about Beyond Good and Evil 2.

(5:31:21 PM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Might be the first time she's happy during an E3!

(5:31:45 PM) (rawkhawk2010) Hey

(5:31:49 PM) (rawkhawk2010) We can't end on that.



Stay tuned for the next conference tonight...! It's another console manufacturer. KoopaTV will deliberate in the near future about whether Ubisoft's substance over style approach for this E3 was a good idea.


The reaction log prior to this one is the PC Gaming Show. They're weirdos.
Sony was terrible. Their conference was next!
Ubisoft's E3 2016 conference is here. It's apparently the last time we'll be seeing Aisha Tyler.
Ludwig writes out his opinion on Sea of Thieves vs. Skull & Bones here.
The Just Dance performance was not a London tribute. In fact, E3 2017 had no London tribute.

8 comments :

  1. The Rabbids game looks much better than I expected it to.

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    1. In what way? In a "This has fun gameplay" way?

      'cause it's actually cringier than I imagined it to be since my mind didn't have things like character animations!

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    2. Not only does the gameplay look decently fun, but I imagined it much cringier.

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    3. It's Code Name S.T.E.A.M. with a personality.

      A BAD PERSONALITY.

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  2. At least the crossover will not take away any time from Nintendo's presentation. That's all I have to say about that .

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    1. "Many fans have been waiting in anticpation for this game to be shown off for weeks. Now that it has finally been revealed, it my pleasure to introduce you to the newest line of amiibo - the Mario + Rabbids Kindom Battle line. Each amiibo in this line will unlock different costumes and weapons that can be used within the game. But wait, that's not all. In addition to these bonus features, some paths in the game can only be unlocked with a corressponding amiibo. To experience the full game at its best, we reccomend that you jump to it and pick up these Rabbid-tastic amiibo alongside the game when it launches on August 29."

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    2. ...ugh. >_<

      FORTUNATELY, they have these Ubicollectables instead.

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