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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

KoopaTV's June 6, 2017 Pokémon Direct LIVE REACTIONS

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Eight minutes of wasting our time, and yours!

Are you hyped for a new pre-E3 2017 Nintendo Direct? This one is brought to you by The Pokémon Company and Game Freak!

There's all sorts of interesting Pokémon stuff we can look forward to. Sinnoh remakes, for example. Will this deliver?


This is taking place in our [Koopa Keep] AIM Blast, featuring... me! RawkHawk2010! AND... Vortexica! Yes, he's alive, folks

He might not wish to be after this Direct, though. 

(9:59:05 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) gimme da link



(9:59:09 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylrhSB3vz7A

(9:59:11 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: VORTEX YOU'RE ALIVE

(9:59:18 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Thanks.

(9:59:30 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Wait.

(9:59:34 AM) (rawkhawk2010) You didn't know he was here?

(9:59:44 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: The people reading this won't. >_>

(9:59:47 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ...and I didn't. <_<

(10:00:02 AM) (rawkhawk2010) He found refuge just in time.

(10:00:03 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought it was just gonna be us.

(10:00:11 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH

(10:00:11 AM) (rawkhawk2010) NO TERRORISTS IN THIS BLAS-

(10:00:13 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: RATING PENDING

(10:00:17 AM) (rawkhawk2010) -toise

(10:00:24 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S DUBBED

(10:00:25 AM) (rawkhawk2010) sinnoh remakes plz

(10:00:29 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S A SWITCH

(10:00:33 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: RIGHT OFF THE BAT

(10:00:34 AM) (rawkhawk2010) called it

(10:00:41 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ADVERTISING SNIPPERCLIPS

(10:00:53 AM) (rawkhawk2010) ...........................

(10:00:53 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LOLOLOL

(10:00:54 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: HJGF

(10:01:00 AM) (rawkhawk2010) kill me

(10:01:01 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: it's

(10:01:04 AM) (rawkhawk2010) kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(10:01:08 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Pokkén Tournament DX!

(10:01:11 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ANOTHER WII U PORT

(10:01:12 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AHAHAHAHA

(10:01:37 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Where are they at?

(10:01:38 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Was that a train wreck?

(10:01:41 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: a 3rd world country?

(10:01:46 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Post-Islamic United Kingdom?

(10:01:53 AM) (rawkhawk2010) They were showing the Switch can survive wrecks?

(10:01:58 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Also what the hell is this music?

(10:02:20 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf does this have to do with anything


Pokémon Direct Pokkén Tournament DX iguana lizard Vietnam Korea
It's an iguana (at least, I think it is). Just to stall the eight minutes.


(10:02:20 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Seriously what the fuck are we watching?

(10:02:42 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Those Trainer's eyes though.



(10:03:19 AM) (rawkhawk2010) The Direct is almost halfway over.

(10:03:22 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Why are they just showing Charizard?

(10:03:29 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Is this Vietnam?



(10:03:31 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THEY'RE FILIBUSTERING

(10:03:37 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe it's South Korea!

(10:03:44 AM) (rawkhawk2010) ^ lololol

(10:03:47 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's a Nintendo 3DS!

(10:04:02 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Available September 22

(10:04:07 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: It's Sun/Moon?

(10:04:16 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: the hell is that

(10:04:18 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Pokemon Stars

(10:04:19 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Weird masks

(10:04:22 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: NOPE

(10:04:23 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ULTRA SUN

(10:04:26 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ULTRA MOON

(10:04:28 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) WHAT

(10:04:31 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: AVAILABLE NOVEMBER 22

(10:04:32 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL

(10:04:42 AM) (rawkhawk2010) I don't want this shit.

(10:05:06 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Switch version includes Darkrai, Scizor, Empoleon, and Croagunk.

(10:05:10 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: As well as Decidueye.

(10:05:25 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Plus, 3 vs. 3 team battles and online matches.

(10:05:26 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Another Greninja, fucking fantastic.

(10:05:38 AM) (rawkhawk2010) This is such a bored-sounding voice.

(10:05:39 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (See: Yesterday's Nintendo Switch Online subscription)

(10:05:42 AM) (rawkhawk2010) He's as bored as us.

(10:05:43 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Dat Footage From E3 2016.

(10:06:02 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Playable demo of Pokkén Tour-...

(10:06:03 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf

(10:06:09 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: THERE'S ANOTHER INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENT AT E3

(10:06:18 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Sakurai

(10:06:22 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Fuck

(10:06:27 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: For Pokkén Tournament DX.

(10:06:29 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Not fucking Masuda

(10:06:30 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Masuda.

(10:06:32 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Tired of his bullshit.

(10:06:39 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Pokémon UltraSun and UltraMoon.

(10:06:42 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: An "alternate story"

(10:06:43 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Alternate story?



(10:06:48 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) New Pokes?



(10:06:58 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Truly An Ultra Title

(10:07:00 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: No, just... an expanded Dex.

(10:07:04 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Available November 17.

(10:07:11 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ahhh it's a troll ending

(10:07:22 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Gold version and Silver version on Virtual Console

(10:07:24 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: on 3DS.

(10:07:36 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: (ports ala Pokémon Red, Blue, Yellow)

(10:07:42 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: omg it's Miltank <3

Pokémon Gold Silver 3DS port Virtual Console Whitney Miltank used Attract
♥.♥


(10:08:03 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: So the BIG NEWS is...

(10:08:04 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: A port

(10:08:05 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: ports

(10:08:10 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: and remakes.

(10:08:12 AM) (rawkhawk2010) All ports.

(10:08:13 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Good job.

(10:08:14 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Basically.

(10:08:21 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: That's it for today!

(10:08:22 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) Booooooooo

(10:08:31 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Fuck me with a rusty spoon.

(10:08:40 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: no thanks

(10:08:52 AM) Ludwig Von Koopa: Hahahahahaha you thought you'd get Gen 4 remakes.

(10:08:52 AM) (breezinabout@msn.com) This isn't even worth a log.



Let KoopaTV know what you thought about this very short, and very useless Nintendo Direct in the comments section below. Also, let KoopaTV know how much white space you prefer in these live reaction logs in-between the lines. (Compare to, say, this.)


Ludwig wrote a non-live, very detailed analysis about everything covered in this Direct, from the amount of time wasted on iguanas to the bad timing of Pokémon Ultra Sun and Pokémon Ultra Moon.

8 comments :

  1. "(10:05:26 AM) (rawkhawk2010) Another Greninja, fucking fantastic."

    So is this referring to Decidueye as it is the most popular gen 7 starter and the Greninja of its gen or Croagunk which is another frog Pokemon?

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    1. Decidueye. Now he'll probably even be in the next Mario Kart. (Maybe Decidueye and "Ash Decidueye" BOTH.)

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  2. I'm not even an avid Pokémon fan and I was really disappointed in this Direct. At least these were not revealed at E3 or else I would be even more let down.

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    1. I'd actually be fine if this WAS revealed at E3.

      The disappointment comes from TPCi calling this BIG NEWS.

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  3. I'm still cautiously optimistic that Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon are sequels like Black/White 2.

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    1. "Alternate story" sounds like "alternate universe" which sounds like "parallel goings-on" which doesn't sound like "sequential occurrence" that a sequel must be.

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    2. Doesn't the series timeline have some bizarre parallel universe split as of OR/AS? Maybe these will be set in the other universe. (Except that would mean removing features, so maybe not.)

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    3. Maybe. I didn't exactly... follow up on what happened or how that worked.

      Be sure to check out the dedicated article to this, though: http://www.koopatv.org/2017/06/why-people-didnt-like-ultra-pokemon-direct.html

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