KoopaTV's Live Reactions To Smash Wii U's 50-Fact Extravaganza!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - It ended up being over fifty.

Here are our live reactions to the Super Smash Bros. For Wii U 50-Fact Extravaganza presentation, shown on the Nintendo Direct site here. I'm Nintendork 13 13, your host. Rawk is himself, and KoopaTV friend Ryudragon29 (we call him Mariosun90) shows up after all the action is done.

...Not only do we live-react to Smash 4, but we also live-grade the caption contest started yesterday! Scroll down to the very bottom to see the winner!

Oh yeah. Best part.

RawkHawk2010 5:54 pm
    35 minutes

 Nintendork 13 13 5:54 pm
    um
    no
    5 minutes
    Oh.
    Length.
    *refresh*
    ...woah

 Nintendork 13 13 5:54 pm
    It TRANSFORMED.
    So this isn't a "Direct"...
    It's a "50-Fact Extravaganza"
    That sounds like a click-bait article.

 RawkHawk2010 5:55 pm
    what if there's not even any video?
    And it's just audio?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:55 pm
    "%0 Facts You Didn't Know About Super Smash Bros.!"
    *50

 RawkHawk2010 5:55 pm
    yea

 Nintendork 13 13 5:55 pm
    "The 50 Things You've Been Doing Wrong In Smash!"
    ...Anyway of course it'll have video.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
    I'm glad we don't write clickbait titles.
    ...Though it probably costs us some clicks.
    2 minutes to go!
    ...Are we gonna see Sakurai himself?
    Will he be dubbed like in the Smash Direct or in E3?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
    I don't even remember what he sounded like in E3.

 RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
    Well Iwata's still dead.
    so maybe.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
    Since Smash Direct is his canon voice.

 RawkHawk2010 5:59 pm
    His E3 voice was all mousy.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
    Maybe we'll see the female artist who drew ZSS.

 RawkHawk2010 5:59 pm
    Wait.
    No.
    His Smash Direct voice was.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
    I wouldn't call that mousey.

 RawkHawk2010 5:59 pm
    E3 voice sounded like a dudebro.
    6:00

 Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
    I just know I didn't like the E3 one.

 RawkHawk2010 5:59 pm
    It's late.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    bam
    TRAILER
    VIDEO
    what the hell is this voice

 RawkHawk2010 6:00 pm
    what is this

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    "I, the ANNOUNCER!"
    50 FACT EXTRAVAGANZA
    Default fighter line-up
    More 40 fighters!
    Ganondorf!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    Falco!
    Lucina!
    Left some characters unlockable.

 RawkHawk2010 6:00 pm
    Off to a bad start.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    Same fighting techniques!
    RESOLUTION
    Beautiful new visuals.
    400 x 240
    WII U LOOKS LIKE 1920 X 1080
    ....5 dudes?
    AHH
    FIVE DUDES
    5-PLAYER SMASH!!
    ...Why 5?
    AHHH
    SIX?!
    There's MORE?
    hey they showed Jigglypuff

 RawkHawk2010 6:02 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    Particular stages.
    4 Bigger Stages!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    "So big!"
    (Ridley?)
    Temple is still here???
    "Big Battlefield"
    Take Battlefield and make it have SIX platforms.
    "5: Danger Zone"
    Great Cave Offensive.

 RawkHawk2010 6:03 pm
    Now we're getting somewhere.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:03 pm
    Danger zones from Smash Run?
    WOAH
    INSTANT KO
    That's scary.
    Dat mine cart
    That must be why it's unique.
    JUNGLE HIJIb

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
    Dual-plane barrel hopping.
    ...poor Diddy

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    Well

 Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
    The hell are you sad about?

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    At least its unique.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
    That's from the series!

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    But the aesthetics are just what I feared.

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    A fucking 1-1 Jungle.
    AGAIN.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    ...I wouldn't call what we've had up to this point 1-1 Jungles.
    There isn't any damn rivers this time!
    3DS stages for fun.
    Wii U ones.
    Lylat Cruise is back?
    75M is BACK?
    NO
    One more special stage?
    "Miiverse STAGE"
    WHAT THE HELL
    BUT THAT WAS A JOKE
    ON THE MIIVERSE SITE

 RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
    Good.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    THAT WAS A RUNNING FUCKING GAG

 RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
    This was my idea but with Swapnote.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    "Palutena's Guidance"
  
    YES
    LADY PALUTENA TALKING
    And Viridi.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    Just like what we wanted.
    And this is a lot easier to do!
    One button tap!
    Instgfmumj bn
    CHROM?
    EW

 RawkHawk2010 6:07 pm
    Good/
    WHERE'S KRYSTAL

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    To be determined.
    "Metal Face"
    That ain't Eggman.
    Gaur Plain is still a shitty layout.
    RIDLEY
    HAAHHAAHAAA
    LOOK HOW BIG HE IS
    RIDLEY IS FLYING MAN

Ridley the Flying Man. He doesn't seem to be fighting in this screenshot.

 RawkHawk2010 6:08 pm
    ridley fans btfo

 Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
    HAHAHAHAAHA
    HE HAS HIS OWN KO SCREEN ICON
    SAKURAI IS AMAZING
    ew coin battles

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    Aren't Stamina matches in 3DS?

 RawkHawk2010 6:09 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    They're in Smash Run, though.

 RawkHawk2010 6:09 pm
    Only in Smash Run.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    "SPECIAL SMASH"
    so is this online too
    please
    "Item frequency" exclusive to Wii U version.
    Hahaha.
    "MY MUSIC"
    Let's see how large the song lists are per stage.

 RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
    I'm 10 seconds behind.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
    At least 5 in Battlefield
    6
    7
    Dillon music in Pilotwings.
    "TONS OF MUSIC"
    That bar graph
    YES
    Sexy

We are super-excited for this.

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    what the fuck
    goddamn

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    that's like triple the music

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    "COMPOSERS"
    better screenshot this too

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    David wise

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    "Joined since Wii U"

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    where is he
    ..........

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    No David Wise

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    fuck

The screenshot in question.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    I screenshotted it!
    CHALLENGES
    ...well it's... bigger

 RawkHawk2010 6:12 pm
    Challenges.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
    All on one screen.
    Very different classic mode.
    woah
    "Skill-based"
    Dominate.
    Rival and challengers
    "intruder alert"
    It's like a big tournament.

 RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
    I have no idea what is happening.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    Classic Mode is a big tournament.
    Everyone gets a movie.
    ^.^
    "ALL-STAR MODE"
    okay where are the assist trophies
    Wii U game is... anti-chronological.

 RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
    All-Star Mode.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
    (Pac-Man is the final boss)

 RawkHawk2010 6:14 pm
    please don't be shit
    PLEASE HAVE A GOOD REST AREA THEME

 Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
    EVENT MODE
    Set themed battles
    IT'S ITS OWN SAKURAI CHECKLIST

 RawkHawk2010 6:14 pm
    difficulties
    fuck

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    So...
    ...Instead we get...
    ...we get...
    Introducing
    SMASH TOUR

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    The board game.
    Move... Miis?
    (I like the music)

 RawkHawk2010 6:15 pm
    Smash Tour

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    (dem instruments)
    Flying Man is in Smash Tour
    Fighters in line-ups
    Smash Tour also has power-up items.
    So it's like
    MSB's story mode?
    Combined with Mari0 Party?
    IT'S A CREW BATTLE
    Every stock is a different dude!
    Target Blast returns.
    "It's DIFFERENT."
    'cause the second bomb is bigger.
    ...okay.
    woah
    3 types of stages.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    "Group Stadium"
    Well this is why they have 8-player matches.
    For multiplayer multi-man Smashing!

 RawkHawk2010 6:18 pm
    At least the final battle isn't one fucking minute.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
    Brand new type of fun?
    "Special Orders"
    Master Hand and Crazy Hand have a set of challenges.
    Purchase tickets.
    ...So it IS buying Sushi.
    "Give it a go and get a reward!"
    *thumbs-up*
    "Higher risk = Higher profits"
    "MASTER FORTRESS"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
    "Master Shadow"
    "Master Edges"
    "Master Beast"
    "Master Giant"
    In Wii U version...
    ...Ridley form?
    wtf
    A platformer boss.
    Reminds me of Hades belly.
    "Tons of controller options!"
    GCN da best.
    "Wii Remote Plus" ew
    So all of the Wii's controllers, the 3DS, the GamePad...
    ...and the Pro Controller.
    Announcer is right on "personal smash controller" bein' my GCN controller.
    We're at 33 now.
    Well the Wii U menu looks more... animated.
    With that moving background.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm
    Who would want to use the 3DS as a controller?

 RawkHawk2010 6:21 pm
    The regular Wiimote doesn't work?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm
    The whole point of getting the Wii U one is that 3DS sucks.
    Apparently not.
    "TONS OF TROPHIES"
    Ridley trophy
    first one
    lol
    Mega Mewtwo X and Y trophies.
    "Final Smash Trophies"
    DAT MAC
    From All-Star.
    Trophy Boxes.
    aka Sticker Star museum rooms?
    I dunno.
    Photo Studio.
    lol
    ew Tingle
    wtf Pokémon Trainer using DK as a Pokémon

 RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
    "lots of trophies from home console games"
    *shows mega mewtwo*

 Nintendork 13 13 6:24 pm
    They showed Princess Elincia from Fire Emblem.
    MASTERPIECES return.
    >_>
    ew Pac-Man
    I like how they have Mega Man 2.
    But not Mega Man.
    Oh hey America gets Earthbound this time in Masterpieces.
    41. Amiibo
    Feeding equipment sounds weird though.
    You're feeding it stuff like pants.

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    didn't they figure out this was a waste of space in brawl
    masterpieces

 Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
    The DK Amiibo was named Tingle.
    "Boy, is it sweet to line them up like this!"
    42. Internet connection
    43. Automatic notifications
    Challenges has rounded edges.
    Unlike 3DS.
    44. Friends & Tags
    Team up online.
    erm
    Team up with local friends
    online.
    45. Tourneys
    A mode where you can host your own tourneys!
    "Start Date: 10/03/2015"
    ('kay)
    46. Tournaments
    ...(huh)
    So Tournaments from Melee and Brawl back.
    47. Wii U GamePad

 Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
    we're almost at the end ;-;
    48. Paint
    oh hell yeah sexy Wario music
    GamePad lets you graffiti the photos.
    Erm.
    Screenshots you take.
    Share them to your friends!
    Well, who needs Art Academy?
    49. Voice Chat
    "On the GamePad, there's a MICROPHONE"
    Hey, this is perfect.
    For filming.
    ...wait what
    No talking during matches?
    50. Stagebuilder
    Draw freehand stage designs.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    Well, much better than Brawl's.
    51. Sharing
    ...
    huh
    But
    but
    50 facts.
    "Others"
    cheaters
    "Buttons" are shared between versions.
    I dunno.
    So are "Sounds"
    4 minutes left
    Trailer time.
    AHHH
    AIRSHIP MUSIC
    KOOPA KLOWN KAR
    MARI0 IS GETTIN' WRECKED

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    no he's shielding
    BROKE
    "Bowser Jr. Clowns the Competition!"
    Get the hell out of here Junior.
    You're ruining things.
    Though I like the Sticker Star music.
    Mari0 got his ass kicked
    Boewser Jr. laughing
    Ahh
    KOOPALINGS
    ME
    ME ME ME
    OH
    THIS IS WHY THERE'S 8 PLAYER SMASH
    ALL THE KOOPALINGS IN ONE MATCH
    "52 Movies"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
    "Donkey Kong Country Returns (Vocals)"
    Special announcement
    ...
    MEWTWO?
    54. MEWTWO IS ON THE WAY
    what the fuuuccckkk
    Downloadable bonus is available if you buy both versions.
    "IT'S A FREE DOWNLOAD"
    "However Mewtwo is still in development."
    Mewtwo is scheduled for Spring of 2015
    end

 RawkHawk2010 6:37 pm
    -___________________-

 Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
    Well I look pretty sexy.

 RawkHawk2010 6:37 pm
    So, there we are.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
    And I can finally say...

 RawkHawk2010 6:37 pm
    All my worst fears confirmed.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
    ...wot
    I can finally talk about being in the game1
    !

 [Koopa Keep] 6:37 pm
    Unrecognized command. Use "!help" (no quotes) for a list of valid commands.

 RawkHawk2010 6:37 pm
    In 2016 we'll still be waiting for K. Rool!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    no
    K. Rool isn't in.
    Mewtwo is it.

 RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
    And the precedent has been set to wait for DLC characters ad nauseam.
    It'll never end.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    But Mewtwo is the only one.
    Calling it now.

 RawkHawk2010 6:39 pm
    Said who?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
    Announcer.
    >_>

 Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
    It's designed to get 3DS dudes to buy Wii U version.

 RawkHawk2010 6:39 pm
    Of course Mewtwo won't be the only one.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
    And Wii U dudes to buy 3DS version.

 RawkHawk2010 6:39 pm
    Exactly.
    Who wants Mewtwo?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
    They won't do that sales gimmick a year out!
    ...I don't.
    But...
    ...A lot of people do.
    Hell if I know why.

 RawkHawk2010 6:40 pm
    Metwo is just the beginning.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
    I think it's because Pokémon is the biggest Nintendo fanbase.

 RawkHawk2010 6:40 pm
    Mewtwo*

 Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
    And Sakurai was jealous of XY's sales.
    Calling it now that Mewtwo is the only one.

 RawkHawk2010 6:40 pm
    Don't like the Returns stage.
    I like the Great Cave Offensive.
    Stage Builder looks perfect.
    but goddamn

 Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
    Returns stage is gonna be hell to actually play someone on.

 RawkHawk2010 6:41 pm
    The 3DS version seriously should have never existed.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
    But hey it's a cool concept.
    ...yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
    I believe we said that at E3 2013.

 RawkHawk2010 6:41 pm
    I don't really have the energy to care this much so soon afterwards.
    I mean, what? Am I supposed to play through All-Star mode with everyone AGAIN?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:42 pm
    This time you get a movie if you do.
    And Classic Mode seems a lot more dynamic this time.
    You think Smash Tour will be online?

 RawkHawk2010 6:43 pm
    I dunno.
    But is it just me or does it look a bit shit?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
    Just you.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
    I'm looking at it through the lens of Party + Superstar Baseball.

 RawkHawk2010 6:43 pm
    I didn't think it'd be that small.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
    What, the board?

 RawkHawk2010 6:43 pm
    Yeah.
    Everyone on DK Vine is convinced that Dixie is in.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
    ...Yeah, no.
    ...and you know I want that to happen.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
    Dat Miiverse stage is probably gonna be amazing.
    So much of this depends on if there's online or not for these things.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
    Anyway.
    We promised the readers...
    ...We'd reveal the caption contest winners.
    We have four entries.
    1. Help us, we're being forced to ruin the game industry by making sports games tha no one buys.
    2. I thought we made this game so we didn't have to exercise
    3. When do we get our check again?
    4.
    2: "It's okay. I just have a tripod and a camera implanted to my body."
    3: "And I have a hand!!"
    1: "Help these guys..."
    (2 is the guy in the center, 3 is the girl, 1 is the... other guy on the left. I assume.)

 Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
    .......
    hm
    I like 4.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
    I don't understand 2.
    Since the whole point of Kinect is that... you DO exercise.
    Right?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
    1 is pretty true.
    'cause of the word "forced"
    It's against their will!

 RawkHawk2010 6:56 pm
    wait

 Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
    ?

 RawkHawk2010 6:57 pm
    what happened to the duck hunt trailer
    did sakurai post the wrong potd

 Nintendork 13 13 6:58 pm
    yes
    We'll see that trailer in-game.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:58 pm
    Thoughts on the captions?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
    Well.
    3.
    too bland

 Nintendork 13 13 7:10 pm
    So for me, down to 1 and 4.

 RawkHawk2010 7:11 pm
    What are 1 and 4 again?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:11 pm
        1. Help us, we're being forced to ruin the game industry by making sports games tha no one buys.
        4.
        2: "It's okay. I just have a tripod and a camera implanted to my body."
        3: "And I have a hand!!"
        1: "Help these guys..."
    and
        2. I thought we made this game so we didn't have to exercise
        3. When do we get our check again?
    (#4 has numbers in it)

 RawkHawk2010 7:15 pm
    These are all horrible.
    I'm boycotting the whole thing!

 Nintendork 13 13 7:15 pm
    ...Which one is the least horrible?
    >_>;

 RawkHawk2010 7:16 pm
    3, I guess.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:16 pm
    Really?

 RawkHawk2010 7:16 pm
    Yeah.
    At least it's...to the point?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:18 pm
    Yeah but it's like
    ...ignoring the picture.

 RawkHawk2010 7:18 pm
    "Oh shit... I'm starting to feel that dread that Sean was talking about a while back... This is never going to end. This topic will remain active for years, and every time Nintendo holds an event we'll be on the edge of our seats anticipating the announcement of a playable DK series character."
    ^ Exactly.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:18 pm
    Or they could face reality.
    And accept that Mewtwo is it.
    I'll write a formal apology article if I'm wrong.

 RawkHawk2010 7:19 pm
    How is that accepting reality?
    Why on earth do you think they would end there?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:21 pm
    Few reasons.
    1. Nintendo will have other games to promote by Spring 2015.
    Like Splatoon!
    They won't still be telling people to buy Smash 3DS by then.
    2. Sakurai will be working on something else!
    (Whatever that may be.)

 RawkHawk2010 7:21 pm
    No one said they would be unlocked through the same way.
    You'll just...buy them.
    You know
    On that DLC shop.
    That's confirmed to be in the game.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:22 pm
    ...For the Masterpieces? <_<

 RawkHawk2010 7:22 pm
    Also, you don't think the Mario Kart 8 people are working on something else?
    No.
    Found in For 3DS's code.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:22 pm
    Yeah, I don't believe that shit.

 RawkHawk2010 7:23 pm
    You don't believe what's in the code?
    Aight.
    brb

 Nintendork 13 13 7:24 pm
    ...(So that means we're in a standstill for the captions?)
    As for the Kart 8 people, the whole point of DLC in the videogame industry is to give development teams something to do.
    In-between when they're needed for the next project.
    Since you don't start new projects fully-staffed.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:25 pm
    So what do you do with the not-used staff?
    Put 'em on DLC.

 RawkHawk2010 7:25 pm
    Yeah.
    That's where Smash's is.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:26 pm
    ...
    But...
    ...Smash's don't even work at Nintendo.

 RawkHawk2010 7:26 pm
    And?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:27 pm
    ...And Namco probably has stuff they've drafted up.
    While the code-monkies were working on Smash.
    Namco wants their dudes working on Namco stuff!

 Ryudragon29 7:28 pm
    I saw smash

 Nintendork 13 13 7:28 pm
    Great.
    ...
    (why weren't you here? <_<)
    Hey, MS90.
    While you're here...
    http://koopatv.blogspot.com/2014/10/win-oras-demo-code-caption-contest.html
    Look in the picture
    look at the comments
    Pick the best comment.
    That matches the picture.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:29 pm
    (Then we'll talk Smash.)

 RawkHawk2010 7:32 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQPO-5WjpFU

 Nintendork 13 13 7:35 pm
    I don't like the idea of the announcer having a personality.
    ...though I do like this.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
    https://twitter.com/NintendoUK/status/525415360242393088
    Mewtwo is limited time only.
    Hahaha.
    THAT'S your precedent.
    They're not gonna tie up Namco dudes for YEARS working on limited-download only characters.

 RawkHawk2010 7:40 pm
    "tie up"?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:40 pm
    ...In terms of scheduling.

 RawkHawk2010 7:40 pm
    Namco would make more money doing Smash DLC than they would on their own game.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:40 pm
    <_<
    ...
    You think so?

 RawkHawk2010 7:41 pm
    What, you think they'd rather put them on Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures again?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
    'cause they won't get 100% of the profit.
    Sure.
    They did just release a sequel.
    So obviously it was worth doing the first time!

 RawkHawk2010 7:41 pm
    So was Smash.
    Since they made two of them.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
    ...well one of those was to make money.

 RawkHawk2010 7:42 pm
    Anyway

 Nintendork 13 13 7:42 pm
    The other was to make a viable product. >_>

 RawkHawk2010 7:42 pm
    The "limited time offer" doesn't mean Mewtwo will never be accessible after the promotional period ends.
    It means you'll have to pay for him.

 RawkHawk2010 7:42 pm
    Just like the other DLC characters.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:42 pm
    (The ones that only hypothetically exist.)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:46 pm
    (I think MS90 ragequit because KoopaTV readers apparently are not funny.)
    (We need to hold like... humour seminars or something.)

 RawkHawk2010 7:48 pm
    brb

 Nintendork 13 13 7:49 pm
    ...actually how do you ruin the industry with games
    if no one buys them?
    Call of Duty only was able to ruin it because it was a best-seller.
    And continues to be.
    Same with GTA.
    Shitty games that no one buys have been a mainstay of the industry since its beginning!
    (Like Custer's Revenge)
    And they've never had any influence!
    (Except crashing said industry but the whole industry at the time was shitty games no one bought.)
    Probably no one bought Sexy Poker!
    (Besides Kamek to give to me)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:54 pm
    "When do we get our check again?" is looking a little more appealing for some reason.

 RawkHawk2010 7:54 pm
    Yeah at least it didn't try too hard.
    brb

 Nintendork 13 13 7:54 pm
    I like try-hard.
    ;-;
    (Maybe not TOO hard.)
    ...funny thing is the guy who made that one...
    ...actually deleted two previous tries.
    To achieve some semblance of perfection.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:00 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3c_JDDp99k
    Gonna watch this Amiibo trailer.

 RawkHawk2010 8:01 pm
    I don't like these people.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
    Me neither.
    At least they mock Mari0.

 RawkHawk2010 8:03 pm
    i feel bad for the people who watch this and think they could actually get into a relationship this way
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 8:04 pm
    ...why are the villains using GCN controllers
    Dat Samus + Pikachu team-up reference.
    From SSE!

 RawkHawk2010 8:04 pm
    lol
    that ending was depressing

 Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 8:05 pm
    he's gonna be whipped for life!

 Nintendork 13 13 8:05 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 8:05 pm
    how many levels do amiibos even have?
    99?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    50

 RawkHawk2010 8:06 pm
    oj

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    "What level even is that?"
    You could see Mari0 was also 50.
    They were all 50.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
    RNG voted 4 for the caption contest.
    Good enough for me.

 RawkHawk2010 8:08 pm
    i don't even understand that one
    something about a tripod?
    what?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
    The tripod?
    Yeah.
    Look at the pic.

 RawkHawk2010 8:08 pm
    link

 Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
    Dude in the centre looks like he has a tripod on his back
    http://koopatv.blogspot.com/2014/10/win-oras-demo-code-caption-contest.html

 RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
    what was the caption again
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
    2: "It's okay. I just have a tripod and a camera implanted to my body."
    3: "And I have a hand!!"
    1: "Help these guys..."
    (And it's Gamecube controller guy from before)
  

 RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
    okay sure
    holy shit

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    Ya?

 RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
    fenmio made three attempts and that's what they ended with?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
    ugh

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    That dude isn't a KoopaTV reader though.
    I think.
    I'm pretty sure he's from Twitter.
    Ringabel is one of my Google+ fans.
    He...
    ...Begged me about 50 times during the contest to just give him the code.
    He also wanted me to SETTLE IT IN SMASH with him.
    And I beat him every single time.
    (But he still begged for the code.)
    We definitely need some KoopaTV humour seminars.
    Alternatively...
    ...People who don't already have the code on their own...
    ...Are less funny than those who got it.

 RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
    oh btw i have the code

 Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
    Yeah everyone should have it.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
    Since they told you in advance how to get it.
    ...
    Yeah.
    They're just lesser people.
    I dunno.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    I don't want to come to grips that unfunny people are the main base of KoopaTV!
    That doesn't even make sense!
    Unfunny people would be reading Polygon or something.
    Maybe we could blame the picture choice.
    (In which case, it's all Rawk's fault.)
    (Just lettin' the public know that.)

 Nintendork 13 13 8:18 pm
    *end log*
    oh wait I never said the winner
    THE WINNER IS NANDIN LOPEZ
    BEST OF THE WORST


Nandin Lopez should comment so he can receive his code. Ludwig wants to see the participants in a humour seminar to be scheduled at an undetermined time and location. For now, you can Follow him on Miiverse at the determined location of his NNID PrinceOfKoopas!


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