|Get those kids away from them!|
|They're a bad influence with their big bellies.|
|The murderous kind.|
|I didn't think the White House lawn would be so... decimated.|
|This happened years ago, though.|
The fact is, these guys are public enemies. It fits that they're apparently now best friends with President Obama, joining the list of other Obama confidantes like the Reverend Al Sharpton, the terrorist Bill Ayers, and the Reverend Jeremiah Wright. They exist to destroy. They do not seek to be good models to young children! Coincidentally, these fat men completely undermine Michelle Obama's "Let's Move" program, too. Barack is also into undermining that!
|Not that I think what Mrs. Obama is doing is a good thing but come on.|
|Apparently people think this is Ganondorf. No, it's Thomas Jefferson. One of my favourite presidents.|
By the way, the premise of this article completely contradicts the one I wrote on April Fool's Day. Good thing, too. That was a strange time.
Known genocidal sadistic murders are invited into the White House lawn for an Easter Egg roll. They wreck eggs. They hop to kill, not for anyone's health. Although their swinging resulted in a fantastic videogame, and also a cartoon theme song.