I waited for a bit (like, four hours), but the other KoopaTV contributors didn't sign onto AIM. ...Tsk, it's still April! Don't just oversleep everything! It's Nintendo's Mario Kart 8 Direct! Unannounced and silently uploaded to YouTube! And I'm in it!
Nintendork 13 13 11:39 am
So, MK8 Direct...
Characters doing stuff.
...DK throwing something at me.
Kid doesn't have matching slippers.
This Direct is different than other Directs.
Nintendork 13 13 11:42 am
Just...what is MK8?
Course variety has always been a part of the series.
It's Hideki Konno!
Anti-gravity from new ideas and new technology!
(New technology being PS3/Xbox 360)
Nintendork 13 13 11:44 am
So where did all the dudes get anti-gravity boosters in Star World?
Speed-boosts by getting risks.
Just because it's abnormal, doesn't make it...risky.
Nintendork 13 13 11:47 am
This Direct has intermissions like the Smash Direct had with the trophy guessing.
I can't help but be distracted by Mari0's mustache animation in his slow-mo.
Biker Rosalina works well though.
ew DK teeth
Nintendork 13 13 11:49 am
...I thought those white horses were fucking claws.
Larry Super Trooper?
Runaway Heavyweight Roy?
Agility Supreme Lemmy
Invincible Tough Guy Morton
Princess of Destruction Wendy
Showy Anti-Hero Ludwig
...(Rawk was right?)
Nintendork 13 13 11:51 am
PINK GOLD PEACH???
(Well, Rawk thought Baby Metal Mari0 >_>)
So I guess I'm an anti-hero, eh.
I could see that.
Wendy is a "princess", so as I keep saying, we're King Dad's children!
...dis shopping network is creepy
"A BOOMERANG? Will it come back to hit me? ;-) "
Nintendork 13 13 11:55 am
Super Horn e-even blocks Blue Shells?!
you're gonna make a motherfucker of a m-...
You're gonna make a monkey out of yourself tonight motherfucker!
Karts vs. Bikes
This Kosuke guy is like Peter Ong.
Well they acknowledge Bikes ruined MKWii.
Nintendork 13 13 11:58 am
Bikes are clearly faster.
T-Too soon to jump to conclusions?!
Bikes better at corners
Karts better at straightaways
...That's... the opposite of MKWii, isn't it?
Nintendork 13 13 12:01 pm
Double Dash!! feature
flying Toad in space
V-Voice chat feature.
Hosting your own tournaments!
Nintendork 13 13 12:03 pm
So Kart TV.
Up-Upload reels directly to YouTube?!
...well I shouldn't do that since I'm pretty terrible at it.
Music Kart ♪
Nintendork 13 13 12:05 pm
OH MY GOSH
Next song still jaazzzzziinnn'
...it was cut off
Nintendork 13 13 12:07 pm
Well, Moo Moo Meadows third song.
...and this isn't jazz anymore
Bowser in the lead.
Nintendork 13 13 12:10 pm
Yes! Bowser in the lead!
All hail King Bowser!
Damn Crazy 8!
He's invincible in first place!
"This ain't over until the fat Koopa sings! I'm talking to you Wendy."
dat year of luig1 really is over
He sounds like Fils-a-mech
Buy Kart 8 and register it at Club Nintendo between May 30 and July 31
Wind Waker HD
Wii Party U
Nintendork 13 13 12:12 pm
MK8 Wii U bundle
Black Wii U deluxe
Wii Remote Plus
And you can still do that free CN game with the bundle!
"Next generation of Nintendo games"
(Wind Waker HD?)
New trailer with awesome Bowser's Castle rock monster thing
Nintendork 13 13 12:14 pm
That Gold Peach thing is still...creepy.
Nintendork 13 13 12:16 pm
Well, yeah, this looks great.
...That's all I got.
(This is what happens when everyone else is sleeping)
|Yeah, I'm cool. Deal with it.|
Ludwig is happy to be in the game. Even if you aren't in the game, it still looks great. You can send him a friend request on the Wii U at NNID PrinceOfKoopas. Just mention that you're doing that before you send it, okay?
Ludwig is happy to keep showing up in Nintendo Directs. For more information, look here!