NEVER AGAIN: Mario's Koopa Genocide in Super Mario Bros. 35's "1st World Count Challenge"

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Don't let there be a second one. Or a thirty-fifth one.

The past ten days have been really difficult for us, due to mob activity. No, I'm not talking about the millions of GameStop stock trades. I'm talking about the millions (though we don't know the true count) of murderous, destructive Marios (him and his clones) that appeared as a direct result of Nintendo inciting them to violence:

The first #SuperMarioBros35 World Count Challenge starts soon—running from Jan 18 11pm PT to Jan 25 10:59pm PT!

Team up with players worldwide to defeat 3.5 million Bowsers! If achieved, all participating players defeating at least 1 Bowser get 350 My Nintendo Platinum Points! pic.twitter.com/6dO7yiSSUF

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) January 18, 2021

The result of this incitement of insurrection? (And for a worthless currency, in-line with what LEGO Mario has already poisoned the minds of many children with.) A mob unlawfully breached King Koopa's castles, and engaged in violent, deadly, destructive, and seditious acts. These include attempts at regicide, as well as massive genocide:

Here are the results for the 1st World Count Challenge in #SuperMarioBros35!

A total of 5,363,696 Bowsers were defeated!

Congratulations, everyone! All participants who defeated at least one Bowser will receive 350 My Nintendo Platinum Points gifted to their accounts! pic.twitter.com/K6AzrxJqvw

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) January 28, 2021

Yes, Nintendo announced a death toll of 5,363,696 Bowsers at the gloves/boots/fire of the Mario mob. In the span of one week.

For your information, those aren't the actual King Bowser Koopa. I think it's fairly well known that Super Mario Bros. has fake Bowser decoys, but that doesn't change the fact that they WANT to kill the real King Bowser Koopa, and with enough infinite Marios jumping around, maybe they'll find where the real one is and assassinate him.

Not mentioned in all of this are all of the (real) Koopa Troopas, Goombas, and others that were between Mario and the over five million assassinated Bowser decoys. They were massacred simply for existing, by these unchecked super predators. I'm going to embed a video showing just one snapshot of one Mario (and up to thirty-four others on the sides) and his activities over a relatively short period of time. Watch as much or as little of it as you want, but keep in mind as you do that the guy who is ultimately behind the Super Mario Bros. 35 experience allegedly has a philosophy of, “I also resist the idea that it’s O.K. to simply kill all monsters.”

While we won't know for sure how many brave and innocent Koopas and the like were murdered by the Mario mob, nor will we be able to know their names and the fates of their loved ones, I can at least try to (but I can't guarantee perfect accuracy—in some cases Mario is killing so many beings in such a short period of time within a small amount of space) count the number of victims from the start of the video (0:50) up to the first fake Bowser assassination at 2:40.

Species	Deaths
Goomba	48
Koopa Troopa	18
Piranha Plant	2
Paratroopa	5
Total	71

Look how much death that is in under two minutes. If you assume a 71:1 Non-Bowser:Bowser murder ratio (and that's a dangerous assumption that likely undercounts the Non-Bowsers, because of the likelihood that many of the Marios would kill a Goomba community but be unsuccessful at actually finding and slaying a Bowser), then 380,822,416 (almost 381 million) innocent Goombas and Koopas and some other guys were murdered in the span of seven days.

Meanwhile, it took bloodthirsty humans six years to kill about 85 million people in the deadliest conflict in human history, World War II. The superpredator Mario mob possibly more than quadrupled that death count in about 1/312th the time. That numerically dwarfs the genocide embedded within World War II (the Holocaust), and since that warrants a “never again” response, so should this genocide.

By the way, it's no coincidence that International Holocaust Remembrance Day occurred immediately after the Super Mario Bros. 35 1st World Challenge ended. Five to six million Jews... five to six million Bowsers...

Disturbingly, Nintendo told their followers that this is merely the first World Count Challenge. Does that imply there will be more? Tell them: Never Again. The Koopa species is at risk of extinction if this keeps up!

March 31, 2021 can't come soon enough.

Yet another genocide that happened because the world did nothing.
(Or it happened because they actively participated in it.)

It shouldn't be considered a bold take for KoopaTV to be against genocide, and yet this sort of thing keeps happening. ...That's also why KoopaTV didn't tell you this was happening before/while it was happening, because that awareness might have encouraged it and made it even worse. For now, you can work to prevent this from happening again, and rededicate YOUR efforts to bring Mario to justice. Start by sharing this article, as well as subscribing to future KoopaTV articles.


If you would like to try to stop an ethnic cleansing that's CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS and on EARTH, look at what the Chinese Communist Party is doing to the Uyghurs. ...Oh, and Nintendo is part of that, too.
It happened again. There was a 2nd World Count Challenge.
The 3rd and last World Count Challenge isn't a genocide! But it will result in currency hyperinflation.
For exposing the depravity of how much Mario-made murder can happen in a week, this article won KoopaTV's Best Enlightenment Movement Article AND KoopaTV's Best Article overall in 2021.