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Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Mark Your Calendar: Are YOU Invited to The KoopaTV Loyalty Cruise Program?

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - And if you're not invited, you have a chance through April to be!

You know about the KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program, right? It's ONLY advertised on every page on the site via the site-wide header.

On May 12, 2020 (that's a Tuesday, and KoopaTV's seven-year anniversary) KoopaTV will be hosting the KoopaTV Loyalty Cruise, on the new KoopaTV Loyalty Cruiser that we got! It's an all-day cruise, with many amenities and fun! The whole KoopaTV staff will be there.

KoopaTV cruise ship Daisy Cruiser Mario Kart Double Dash
...We, uh, built this ourselves. Totally didn't steal it from Princess Daisy or anything.

Who else gets to come to the KoopaTV Loyalty Cruise? This list of previous KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program winners going all the way back to early 2015:

  1. Martino X
  2. charssie god
  3. Samantha Lienhard
  4. ShinyGirafarig
  5. Nandin Lopez
  6. Lheticus Videre
  7. Kody B.
  8. The winner of the KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program Round 31 (which could just be one of the 7 people already on this list)

You'll get a mid-round leaderboard report on the KoopaTV Loyalty Rewards Program Round 31 in tomorrow's March newsletter.

The winner of Round 31 will obviously be announced in the April newsletter (which will go out May 1), and then we'll (try to) contact everyone who will be attending the cruise. I was thinking it'd be off the coast of Sierra Leone, but in the interest of making it closer to where you all actually live, it'll instead be off the coast of California.

Daisy Cruiser dining hall sliding tables
Those question-mark blocks have bananas inside.
The arrows point to where the other food is. And the bathrooms. (Not in the same place.)

Invitees obviously won't be charged for the ride or usage of any of the amenities (we own the cruiser so we can charge whatever we want, and in this case, it's zero, like everything else on KoopaTV besides our deprecated KoopaTV Store). However, in terms of actually getting to the cruiser and then back home? You're on your own. I mean, maybe if you live on a coast, we could ride the cruiser to your place, but if you're land-locked... Uh... Hope you can take a nice plane. (Don't take a car or a train.)

KoopaTV hopes that this opportunity to bring the site's fans together, with the staff, in one place for a fun day will be a great way to build KoopaTV's awesome community of people! The KoopaTV Loyalty Cruiser is property of Koopa Kingdom, and you're responsible for anything adverse that may happen to you upon boarding the ship. You're also responsible for paying the monetary value of any damages you may incur. The Cruiser may be converted into a warship later on, unless this is a successful event. Then it might remain a cruise ship for future use.

Here is the important March 2020 newsletter update on the cruise.
The April 2020 newsletter announces that the cruise is cancelled.
Here is what happened on KoopaTV's anniversary day instead.
Ludwig is upset that no one else had to be socially distancing.

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