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Tuesday, February 5, 2019

KoopaTV Live Reactions: SOTU 2019 (and Stacey Abrams rebuttal)

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - The State of the Union 2019, and the state of pancakes vs. waffles?

Contrary to the parenthesis in the title of the article, we've almost always covered the opposition party's rebuttal statement during the State of the Union (delivered by the President of the United States of America). We just wanted to put special emphasis on failed Democratic candidate for Georgia governor, Stacey Abrams, and her rebuttal to President Donald John Trump.

In fact, here's a link that will warp you right to where she starts, because she has a different opinion to yesterday's article about waffles. Stacey Abrams is notable for being compared to Aunt Jemima, the pancake-making legend, in an election robocall. Thus, she's in the best position to offer thoughts on this.

Featured in this reaction log are myself, Rawk, Kamek, and Witch Princess.

[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WELCOME BACK Y'ALL.

[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: FIRST LOG OF 2019!

[8:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi standing this close to each other is weird.

[8:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh look

[8:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Melania has another new kid and it's not Preston!

[8:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Now it's a girl.

[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now we're back to "Madam Speaker"

[9:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I forgot Ben Carson was in the cabinet.

[9:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[9:00 PM] Witch Princess: His voice is too soft

[9:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is Jeff Sessions present at this thing at all?

[9:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that Mitt Romney?

[9:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or is he back home in Alabama?

[9:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ugggh Mitt Romney is a Senator.

[9:01 PM] Witch Princess: Oh yeah

[9:01 PM] Witch Princess: I forgot about Romney

[9:02 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is it just me or is Melania more orange?


State of the Union 2019 Melania Trump orange face Juda Holocaust survivor
Orange-filtered Melania Trump?


[9:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I forgot Melania was his wife.


I'm just senile now.

[9:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Romney's face was merging with that other dude.


State of the Union 2019 Mitt Romney senator face merge morph
That's not Rand Paul that Mitt Romney is merging with, is it?


[9:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: I know right?

[9:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: I was thinking that.

[9:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf is with that guy's face to Melania's right

[9:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: It looked like when the Ace Attorney anime animation gets bad.

[9:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf

[9:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: Did someone scream like this last time?

[9:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: MADAME SPEAKEEEEEEEEEEEER

[9:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Ludwig Von Koopa At this exact moment, is Trump more or less approved of than at the last SOTU?

[9:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Less.

[9:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: I can't remember what the current events were surrounding the last SOTU.

[9:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He just passed the big-league tax cut.

[9:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh.

[9:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And called Sierra Leone a shithole.

[9:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: kavanaugh

[9:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wish he was holding a beer.

[9:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah, he had JUST called Sierra Leone a shithole a week or two before the SOTU.

[9:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I still think of him less now than then, though.

[9:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Kamek  @Ryu get in here

[9:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: President Trump looks like a Gumshoos.

[9:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: The detective?

[9:07 PM] Witch Princess: Some people ain't amused

[9:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh

[9:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The Pokémon.

[9:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: The Pokemon.

[9:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Forgot about that connection.

[9:07 PM] Witch Princess: When clapping

[9:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hey it's Bernie Sanders and Ed Markey.

[9:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is Elizabeth Warren here?

[9:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Probably.

[9:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I see Rubio.

[9:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: She just apologized for saying she was Native American earlier.

[9:08 PM] Witch Princess: Did someone sneeze?

[9:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That was the audio.

[9:08 PM] Witch Princess: Oh

[9:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Where's Kamek and his audio production guy commentary?)

[9:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Standing ovation for introducing Melania.

[9:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uggh this is gonna be long and painful.

[9:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Nancy's lips.

[9:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Are...weird.

[9:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: They're so pursed.

[9:08 PM] Witch Princess: I might fall asleep later

[9:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: kavanaugh on dat front row.

[9:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: Do justices not stand and clap?

[9:09 PM] Witch Princess: I don't know

[9:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I wouldn't clap at that either.

[9:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's just jumbling random "unity" words.

[9:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: I didn't take in what he said.

[9:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh I thought Pelosi was about to leave.

[9:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: oh shit I thought Nancy was about to get up and leave.

[9:11 PM] Witch Princess: Lol

[9:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: :pikachu_laugh:

[9:11 PM] Witch Princess: Ww2

[9:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why is he referencing World War 2?

[9:12 PM] Witch Princess: This is random

[9:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: vets

[9:12 PM] Witch Princess: Dat clapping

[9:12 PM] Witch Princess: Lol

[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Half of the state of the union is welcoming his guests to the state of the union.

[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: See, this is why anniversaries are bad.

[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "In 2019, we celebrate 50 years ago..."

[9:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: Buzz Aldrin?!

[9:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought he was dead.

[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought Buzz Lightyear was an original character.

[9:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: Why was Pocahontas a zoom-in for this?

[9:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: What does she have to do with the moon?

[9:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: True heritage?

[9:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: "American rockets" Buzz claps hesitantly

[9:14 PM] Witch Princess: Is this what SOTUs are about

[9:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You've never watched one?

[9:15 PM] Witch Princess: No

[9:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Hahaha... you're in for a time.

[9:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: I want more space.

[9:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: But I think that's over.

[9:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He can announce the Space Force, still.

[9:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: ROFL

[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez looks disgusted.

[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I'm with her)

[9:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: I hope not.

[9:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: She's trying too hard to look that way.

[9:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The hell is with Pelosi?

[9:17 PM] Witch Princess: She's distracted?

[9:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Why is she going through papers?

[9:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is she doing paperwork?

[9:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: I guess.

[9:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe she's doing courtroom sketches.

[9:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: Except it's not a face, but the back of someone's head.

[9:18 PM] Witch Princess: She looks like she's gonna cry

[9:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Democrats want people to keep being dependent on food stamps.

[9:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: Pence has no lips and Pelosi has too many.

[9:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Bernie is taking notes.

[9:19 PM] Witch Princess: Lol

[9:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Democrats want massive unemployment among people with disabilities.

[9:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AND they want to ban their straws.

[9:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[9:21 PM] Witch Princess: Death tax

[9:21 PM] Witch Princess: Huh

[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: When you die, the federal government taxes the worth of your estate so your heirs get less wealth.

[9:22 PM] Witch Princess: Oh

[9:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Congresswoman in hijab looked like she was holding a cigarette.

[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Which often involves you selling your estate because you need to pay the tax in cash.

[9:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: I guess it was a pen.

[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But the worth of your estate isn't in cash.

[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So not only does your family have to deal with a death, but they need to deal with IRS hounds.

[9:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Joe Manchin goofily clapping at producing natural gas.

[9:23 PM] Witch Princess: I saw that lol

[9:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: What's the significance of wearing white?

[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Something about House Democrat women.

[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Smug bearded Ted Cruz.

[9:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: "The state of our union is strong." Nancy Pelosi shakes head

[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Members of Congress, the State of our Union is STRONG."

Well, good. Can we end this early?

[9:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: Ludwig you're log-whining. :pikachu_lips:

[9:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump attacking foolish wars, politics, and pointless investigations.

[9:26 PM] Witch Princess: "Eera"

[9:26 PM] Witch Princess: That's how he said it haha

[9:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf at schumer

[9:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: He looked like the jewish caricature just then.


State of the Union 2019 Senator Chuck Schumer evil Jewish caricature
This is a screenshot of Jewish caricature Fake Tears Schumer,
taken from a moment later (about infanticide in his state) since he does this all night.


[9:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I knew I did something right."

[9:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Kushner's smugness is distracting.

[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Even Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is clapping.

[9:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well that's nice.

[9:31 PM] Witch Princess: ^

[9:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (For the purposes of the log, he's been talking about criminal justice reform and the FIRST STEP act)

[9:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: I'm more okay with Trump patting himself on the back for freeing people in jail from drug charges now that Jefferson Sessions is gone.

[9:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Segue to THE WALL.

[9:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I want people to come to our country in the largest numbers possible... but they need to come in legally!"

[9:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: walls and gates and guards

[9:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Someone clapped selling sex trafficking across the border.

[9:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[9:38 PM] Witch Princess: ouch

[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Madison keeps smiling.

[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: About her grandparents being shot by illegals.

[9:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: she's trying to keep the mom from crying

[9:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: or whoever the older lady is

[9:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: ICE Special Agent Elvin Hernandez

[9:43 PM] Witch Princess: Maybe she's just nervous

[9:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: AOC and the other house congresswomen had to check with each other before they decided to stand up or not.

[9:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: About saving sex-traffic'd girls.

[9:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: "physical barrier, or WALL"

[9:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: Ted Cruz legit looks like Wolverine.

9:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: If they built two walls, we'd be able to give WALL-to-WALL coverage.

[9:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: Why is Ted Cruz the only one in his area who stands when clapping?

[9:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: I think that happened in the last SOTU too.

[9:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Walls work, and walls save lives."

[9:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: Maybe he just stands and claps at every single opportunity for attention.

[9:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: (And I guess he's successful.)

[9:48 PM] Witch Princess: Does he not get enough attention elsewhere?

[9:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: "You weren't supposed to do that!"

[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: At the house Democrat women applauding more women in the workforce.

[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Don't sit yet, you're going to like this."

[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "And exactly one century after Congress passed the right for women to vote, we now have more women serving in Congress than at any time before."

[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AOC doing a USA chant.

State of the Union 2019 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez standing ovation USA chant working women House Democrats
President Donald John Trump even managed to get these normally-angry Democrat women cheering and applauding.
Truly a great uniter.

[9:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: ugh trump still pronounces it "in-DUST-ries"

[9:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Talking about  trade deals (China and NAFTA).

[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "USA" is apparently a word.

[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Pelosi standing up going through more paperwork.

[9:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Republicans applauding trade wars.

[9:54 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: More inDUSTries.

[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Badly segues to healthcare.

[9:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Mitch McConnell isn't a fan of price transparency in medication.

[9:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: Mitch is struggling not to keel over and die from old age.

9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's only 76!

[9:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: dat polio tho

[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The USA still has an AIDS problem?

[9:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: yes

[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The fight against childhood......cancer."

[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Thought he'd say obesity.

[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And pull a Michelle Obama.

[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is this their new kid?

[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Grace Eline?

[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: The new Preston yeah.

State of the Union 2019 Grace Eline brain cancer girl Melania Trump guest
The new Trump child of tonight, Grace Eline, brain cancer survivor.


[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Kid has brain cancer.

[10:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: Melania takes every one of these SOTU kids home.

[10:00 PM] Witch Princess: shoot I thought I lost connection

[10:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's telling this story like the Snake Eater one.

[10:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "YAAAAAAAS!" - someone on Trump advocating for nationwide paid family leave

[10:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Chuck Schumer evil Jewish caricature as Trump is discussing New York infanticide.

[10:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[10:04 PM] RawkHawk2010: um

[10:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: what kind of segue was that?

[10:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's been making terrible segues the whole time.

[10:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Protecting unborn children to rebuilding the military.

[10:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought he was about to say "protect American children" but it was "protect American security" and then yeah.

[10:05 PM] Witch Princess: It's all over the place

[10:06 PM] Witch Princess: Maybe unorganized

[10:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is he having trouble reading his teleprompter?

[10:06 PM] RawkHawk2010: Stephen Miller is just a bad speech writer.

[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Someone turned on their Windows computer with the sound on.

[10:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: I didn't catch that.

[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump wants to withdraw from treaties and ramp up spending on missiles.

[10:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: PIRATE

[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: President Trump says that if he wasn't president, the USA would be in a major war with North Korea.

[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Probably very true, given Hillary.

[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump bashing socialism.

[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Zoom-in on Bernie Sanders.

[10:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Bernie reacted exactly as I expected.

State of the Union 2019 Bernie Sanders America must never become a socialist country
I miss when Bernie Sanders wrote a guest article for KoopaTV. He hasn't been the same ever since.


[10:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Exactly.

[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "America will never be a socialist country."

[10:10 PM] Witch Princess: Lol

[10:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Foreign policy of "realism."

[10:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: That's a thing?

[10:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Including opening the American embassy in Jerusalem. (Zoom-in to Jared Kushner)

[10:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We have spent more than $7 trillion fighting wars in the Middle East."

Well that was a waste.

[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Great nations do not fight endless wars."

[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Talking about defeating ISIS.

[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: GOOD.

[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ISIS KILLED KOOPATV STAFF.

[10:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: Trump shouldn't be taking about his future bases at a SOTU.

[10:14 PM] Witch Princess: RIP spoketurtles

[10:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: What happened to not telegraphing moves?

[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Negotiating with the Taliban.

[10:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: As opposed to "we don't negotiate with terrorists."

[10:15 PM] Kamek: Just got home

[10:15 PM] Kamek: What did i miss?

[10:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: Not a lot lol.

[10:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: A guy in an eyepatch.

[10:15 PM] Kamek: :vul_stern:

[10:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: A new Melania Trump child.

[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's a House representative.

[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Crenshaw

[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He'

[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's a really good guy.

[10:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: byad byad things

[10:17 PM] Witch Princess: Why does he have an eyepatch

[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Because he was a Navy SEAL in Afghanistan and got blew up by an improvised explosive device.

[10:18 PM] Witch Princess: Oh

[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Hence why the USA should stop fighting pointless wars)

[10:19 PM] Witch Princess: So uh, it just affected his eye?

[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No, but that's the only part of his body he no longer has.

[10:19 PM] Witch Princess: Rip

[10:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: Juda

[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, that's the guy with the weird face.

[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Holocaust survivor.

[10:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dude survived two Nazi attacks almost a century apart!

[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're doing a "happy birthday to you" cheer.

[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump pretends to conduct.

[10:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: I was so scared Trump was gonna cut off the happy birthday chant.

[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "THANK YOU!" he yells.

[10:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "They wouldn't do that for me, Juda." - Trump

[10:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He was put on a TRAIN.

[10:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: To go to a concentration camp.

[10:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Then the Americans stopped the train and rescued him.

[10:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: TRAINS ARE BAD.

[10:22 PM] Witch Princess: I'm scared of trains anyway

[10:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Meanwhile, in the Ace Attorney train episodes, Americans fucked everything up.

[10:23 PM] Witch Princess: Well, riding on one

[10:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: these dudes old af

[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What is the point of this part of the speech?

[10:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: anniversary?

[10:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Virtue-signaling?

[10:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well WWII vets are only gonna be around for so long.

[10:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Buzz Aldrin looks like he just snorted a line of crack.

[10:26 PM] Kamek: AMTRAK

[10:26 PM] Kamek: Trains are bad

[10:27 PM] Kamek: Buzz aldrin is old

[10:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's talking about American geographic features.

[10:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: from fascism to that

[10:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is this the end?

[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We have not yet begun to dream"

[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Guess this isn't even the beginning!

[10:29 PM] Witch Princess: Yeah, very disorganized I think

[10:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, there's Rand.

[10:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He was next to Ted Cruz the whole time.

[10:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought he was next to Romney

[10:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: And that that's who his face was merging with.

[10:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: "One Nation Under God" is a sign that something's ending.

[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yay we're done. BUT WE HAVE THE DEMOCRATIC RESPONSE COMING UP.

[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Featuring the response to Wendy's Team Waffles article?


Stacey Abrams Democratic Response (Team Pancakes)



[10:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: Wait, where was Joshua Trump?

[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nowhere.

[10:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: He didn't get recognized.

[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He got replaced by Grace.

[10:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: That's disappointing.

[10:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wanted him to acknowledge "Joshua Trump" without context at the beginning to make everyone think he was actually related.

[10:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/02/06/joshua-trump-schoolboy-bullied-name-guest-state-union/

[10:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm assuming all of these thank-yous is just stalling for Stacey Abrams.

[10:35 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or we're missing it.

[10:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: is this a filibuster

[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She didn't listen for any "nos".

[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: On the motion to adjourn.

[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "This was supposed to end at 9:55 Eastern time." - C-Span

[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: YIKES.

[10:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: lmao

[10:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: ...

[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The designated survivor was Rick Perry.

State of the Union 2019 Rick Perry designated survivor
Just some pre-Abrams trivia for you about Rick Perry surviving the night.
(You need energy to make pancakes.)


[10:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: What even is that?

[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: If the building gets nuked

[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: with everyone in the government in it

[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: they need someone alive.

[10:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "IVE Building" in Georgia.

[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IBEW?

[10:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh.

[10:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: I see.

[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I.B.E.W. Auditorium" is where Stacey Abrams is doing her speech.

[10:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: That's something I actually never thought about.

[10:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: Who was the designated survivor last year?

[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dunno.

[10:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Apparently... Sonny Perdue.

[10:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: uhhhhh

[10:40 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf

[10:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: STACEY ABRAMS

[10:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Happy Lunar New Year"

[10:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: PANCAKE ADVOCATE

State of the Union 2019 Democratic Response Stacey Abrams IBEW Auditorium
Stacey “Jemima” Abrams, talking in front of a fake audience in Atlanta
about why you should vote for Team Pancakes in the Splatoon 2 Splatfest.

[10:40 PM] Kamek: ?

[10:41 PM] Kamek: what  does lunar new year have to do with pancakes?

[10:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: moons look like pancakes from a distance..

[10:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: His dad gave his only jacket to a homeless man.

[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: *Her

[10:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Not sure how this is a response to what President Trump said.

[10:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sounds like she's reusing a runoff campaign speech.

[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Together we are coming for America!"

[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She distributed meals to furloughed federal workers.

[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Boxes of food.

[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (PANCAKES)

[10:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: or waffles

[10:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dude it might've been Chick-Fil-A.

[10:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: You know what that means?

[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: no

[10:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: WAFFLE Fries

[10:44 PM] Witch Princess: Haven't ate there in a while

[10:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: This is stupid.

[10:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Children deserve an excellent education, from cradle to career."

[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Talking about guns and college loans.

[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is a weak argument for pancakes.

[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Republican leadership ignores real life or just doesn't understand it."

[10:45 PM] Kamek: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw6mszxVEjw

[10:46 PM] Kamek: she looks like she's in front of a green screen

[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The Republican tax system rigged the system against American workers."

[10:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Kamek lmao

[10:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: She really does.

[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "This administration chooses to CAGE children."

[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Kamek where's the article on that?

[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Still a relevant topic!

[10:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She's against waffles because the waffle is structured as cages/walls.

[10:47 PM] Kamek: It's coming

[10:47 PM] Kamek: just like the stardew valley article

[10:47 PM] Kamek: and the CES article

[10:47 PM] Kamek: you can't rush perfection

[10:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Still waiting on the CES 2018 article, and now CES 2019 happened!

[10:48 PM] Kamek: shhhhhhhhh I never specified which >>

[10:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol

[10:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Voter suppression  is real."

[10:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She's plugging her non-profit organisation.

[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fought Jim Crow picking the pancake scraps off the streets and flying off.

[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Call racism for what it is: wrong."

[10:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Fought Jim Crow picking the pancake scraps off the streets and flying off."

[10:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: laaaaaaaaaaaaaame :retarded_klavier:

[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: She looks like she's going to have a heart attack from all of the cholesterol.

[10:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't think that audience was real.

[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Ambulance.

[10:51 PM] RawkHawk2010: LOL

[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The live stream ended in ambulance sirens.

[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Thanks for tuning in"

[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Any last thoughts on the SOTU or Stacey Abrams?

[10:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: :phoenix_thinking:

[10:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: :apollo_thinking:

[10:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJzT1togZ3A



If the Team Pancakes argument wasn't very convincing, here's a preview of things to come: the debate is not yet over. Anyway, feel free to provide any thoughts on the events that transpired tonight, whether they be politicians looking funny, or actual policy discussion. Or the pancakes.


See the State of the Union 2018 over here. It's allegedly funny.
Rawk responds to Stacey Abrams with a Southern look at the Waffle House.
Kamek clearly discusses the facts behind why pancakes are superior to waffles.
It's time for the final article on pancakes vs. waffles, written by Ludwig himself.

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