KoopaTV Live Reactions: SOTU 2018

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - President Donald John Trump's attempt to start his work year with positive coverage?

While we are getting ready to review Nintendo's newly released earnings statement, President Donald John Trump was horrified to learn that KoopaTV, one of his biggest backers in his presidential run, gave him precisely middle-of-the-road coverage in his first year as president.

As such, he is taking over every TV station in the universe, which apparently includes us, to give an hour-long (?) address to try to get this year off to a better start. It's the State of the Union, 2018, brought to you by the White House.

Plus, to be Fair & Balanced, we react to Representative Joseph Kennedy the III's Democrat rebuttal.

Our staffers are ready to react, so let's go. It's me, Kamek, Rawk, and even Vortex!

[8:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: OKAY FOLKS.
[8:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER HOUR OF NON-STOP APPLAUSE FROM ONE SIDE OF THE ROOM.
[8:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's... The STATE OF THE UNION, 2018!
[8:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Supposedly the first State of the Union that President Donald John Trump has ever had.
[8:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Because calling that Joint Address to Congress he gave in 2017 is apparently FAKE NEWS.
[8:58 PM] RawkHawk2010: Reminder that I had a dream Herman Cain came here to sing this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0YOb5IC1js
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, YES.
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Herman Cain is in the audience.
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Somewhere in the guest section.
[8:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So be on the lookout for him.
[9:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So the White House stream isn't doing anything yet.
[9:01 PM] Vortex: "Chat is disabled for this live stream."
[9:01 PM] Vortex: Good.
[9:01 PM] Vortex: Saves me the trouble of hiding it myself.
[9:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npz2zEJt2pc
[9:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: ^ Well this is playing.
[9:01 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe they'll start the official stream when something happens.
[9:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But I guess I'll watch this.
[9:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dammit I NEED two screens for this.
[9:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Stupid Discord can't shrink the damn size.
[9:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: MAD!
[9:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (That's my emotion, not mutually assured destruction as the Fox News guys are talking about nuclear war.)
[9:05 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm going back to the White House stream.
[9:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: Who the fuck was that.
[9:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: I print screened him.
[9:05 PM] RawkHawk2010: He sounded like an auctioneer.
[9:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Kamek needs to give me his damn monitor recommendations.
[9:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I feel like I'm without my shell.
[9:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: It's very uncomfortable juggling these damn windows.
[9:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: I know nothing else.
[9:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Once you go dual monitors, you can't go back.
[9:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Kamek's in the wrong log.
[9:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nah let's keep him there for now.
[9:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol
[9:08 PM] Kamek: I'll be there
[9:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's FAKE NEWS for never publishing the CES 2018 article.
[9:08 PM] RawkHawk2010: Trump just finger-dabbed.
[9:08 PM] Kamek: Hey
[9:08 PM] Kamek: It's in the works
[9:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: White House stream finally got audio.
[9:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump magically teleports to the front.
[9:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2Jk2asBFK4
[9:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: go
[9:09 PM] RawkHawk2010: where's cain
[9:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Is that Elizabeth Warren?
[9:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...nah.
[9:10 PM] Kamek: Why is everyone clapping
[9:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh I thought Paul Ryan was forcing Pence to sit.
[9:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: With his gavel.
[9:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: oRDER IN THE COURT
[9:10 PM] Kamek: Wow he's
[9:10 PM] Kamek: Definitely fired
[9:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: Democrats aren't clapping.
[9:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Don't ee Cain
[9:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: How rude.
[9:11 PM] Kamek: Messing up Donald Trump's intro
[9:11 PM] RawkHawk2010: That glass of water is distracting.
[9:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I moved my taskbar to the side of the screen so I can fit Discord at the bottom.
[9:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Haven't ever moved my taskbar before from the bottom.
[9:12 PM] Kamek: He got way too much Plus for that one line
[9:12 PM] Vortex: That was worth standing up for?
[9:12 PM] Kamek: Also my phone is about to die
[9:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump is doing his sniffing thing again.
[9:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: Floods and Fires and Storms
[9:13 PM] Kamek: Vortex I'm impressed that you're still awake
[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh yeah, those hurricanes happened.
[9:13 PM] Vortex: I got a lot of sleep last night.
[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: #AlwaysForget
[9:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: I forgot about the hurricanes.
[9:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: Who is that
[9:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Some heroine.
[9:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: She looks like the Putin lackey.
[9:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...I thought the same thing.
[9:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: Or the Chief Prosecutor.
[9:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Ashley" who saved people in the hurricane.
[9:14 PM] Vortex: "The Hurricane Harvey".
[9:14 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Over 40 lives saved!
[9:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: She looks like she really doesn't wanna be here.
[9:14 PM] Kamek: Stop clapping it's the microphone
[9:14 PM] Kamek: The technical director is going to kill this guy
[9:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: David Dollberg faced down WALLS of flame as a firefighter.
[9:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: STOP CLAPPING INTO THE MIC.

Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.

[9:15 PM] Kamek: The audio tech is losing his mind
[9:15 PM] Kamek: Because I AM
[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's name-dropping people just to get them applause.
[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Steve Scalise, who previously got shot by that Bernie supporter.

[9:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is Trump gonna give a shoutout to Rand Paul too?

[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I hope he does!
[9:16 PM] Kamek: Why would he?
[9:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: All those broken ribs.

[9:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: From assault.

[9:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yeah.
[9:16 PM] RawkHawk2010: By a next-door neighbor.

[9:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: While Rand was mowing his lawn.

[9:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And he was also there when Steve Scalise got shot.
[9:17 PM] Kamek: Oh
[9:17 PM] Kamek: The shooting in Virginia.
[9:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So he's been in more of those situations than anyone else in the Senate in 2017.
[9:17 PM] RawkHawk2010: Trump is overrating this shooting.

[9:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's using it for a UNITY push.
[9:18 PM] Kamek: Duh
[9:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Just once I want a president to push for DIVISION in a State of the Union.
[9:18 PM] Kamek: He can't use a DIVISION push now
[9:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (More than once would be nice, too.)
[9:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: He Will Not Divide Us

[9:18 PM] Kamek: DIVISIÓN is only good for elections
[9:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Speaking of mountains, the Wall Street Journal had a story on Ain't No Mountain High Enough today.
[9:18 PM] RawkHawk2010: "If there's an opportunity, we sees it."

[9:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Ain't No Koopa High Enough!)
[9:19 PM] Kamek: Seize... Rawk...
[9:19 PM] RawkHawk2010: :cammy_meele:

[9:19 PM] Kamek: :phoenix_sweating:
[9:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 2.4 million new jobs since November 2016.
[9:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Finally seeing RISING wages instead of stagnating ones.
[9:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Democrats not applauding jobs and wages.
[9:20 PM] RawkHawk2010: "AAAAAAAAYE!"

[9:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "African American unemployment stands at the lowest rate ever recorded."
[9:20 PM] Kamek: Omg
[9:20 PM] Kamek: That one guy
[9:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Hispanic American unemployment has also reached the lowest levels... in history."
[9:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: Who is the one democrat that stands every time?

[9:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: Doug Jones?

[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
[9:21 PM] Kamek: Is he taking credit for all of this?
[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's just stating the facts.
[9:21 PM] RawkHawk2010: :miles_eureka:

[9:21 PM] Kamek: Pretty sure he's indirectly taking credit for all of this
[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "we enacted the biggest tax cuts" in history.
[9:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He did say "we".
[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Shared credit!
[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Our tremendous tax cuts."
[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "our"
[9:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: The president is entitled to all the credit and the blame for what happens.

[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We nearly doubled"
[9:22 PM] Kamek: Like the shutdown
[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I wish the shutdown was longer.
[9:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wish the SOTU had been during the shutdown.

[9:22 PM] Kamek: Lol
[9:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's what the Democrats were trying to do.
[9:23 PM] RawkHawk2010: And then Trump would just be here in an empty-ass auditorium.

[9:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's why the rank-and-file are upset with Chuck Schumer.
[9:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Americans "will have more take-home pay starting next month. ...A lot more."
[9:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Dem withholdings.)
[9:24 PM] RawkHawk2010: Don't forget to look for Cain.

[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We repealed the core of the disastrous OpamaCare!"
[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (He said Opama)
[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You can't hear the audience clapping.
[9:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Because Trump keeps clapping into the mic.
[9:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm looking for Cain but the camera keeps showing Congress's area.
[9:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: With Cain I'm connected to this SOTU via Two Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

[9:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Cain is probably somewhere in the back where he'll camouflage into the shadows.
[9:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, that's one black guy.
[9:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Corey Adams is the black guy.

Corey Adams, the welder. (Not Herman Cain.)

[9:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "All American worker" who lost his job in 2008.
[9:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He trained to become a welder.
[9:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Both that man and woman have some monolithic grins.

[9:26 PM] Kamek: Omg
[9:27 PM] Kamek: Just punch the microphone
[9:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf he did the Herman Cain slow grin
[9:27 PM] Vortex: I like how Trump's directing his gaze almost exclusively towards the Republicans.
[9:27 PM] RawkHawk2010: I see Carson.

[9:28 PM] Kamek: Brought up apple
[9:28 PM] Kamek: Odd choice
[9:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: American Dream

[9:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: Never been a better time.

[9:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "You can BE anything."
[9:29 PM] Kamek: I want to be debt free >>
[9:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Democrats don't support dreams.
[9:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Unless they're the dreams of illegal immigrants.
[9:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Vortex Yeah you're totally right lol.

[9:29 PM] RawkHawk2010: I feel like he's gonna pivot the podium from the pressure he's putting on the corner.

[9:29 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We all share the same home" THAT VIOLATES THE 3RD AMENDMENT
[9:30 PM] Kamek: *point
[9:30 PM] Kamek: I wonder what that 23 means
[9:30 PM] Vortex: Democrats don't like God.
[9:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol

[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well that's not new.
[9:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Some are supporting the military.
[9:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He invited a 12 year old boy.
[9:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sitting next to Melania.
[9:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: The new Barron.

[9:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL
[9:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: Melania had him replaced.

[9:31 PM] Kamek: Slicked back hair
[9:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: omg

[9:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Preston apparently vandalised the Californian graveyards by putting flags everywhere.
[9:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Preston" is such a Rich Boy name.

[9:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "He is something very special, great future, that I can tell you." - Trump on Preston
[9:32 PM] Kamek: I agree with rawk
[9:32 PM] Kamek: Wow
[9:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Preston even shares Barron's last two letters.
[9:32 PM] Kamek: Trump's body language is.... Very intentional
[9:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Democrats don't support the national anthem.
[9:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't either.
[9:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: btw Ludwig holding the windows key + print screen does instant screens

[9:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: in case that's helpful

[9:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I know absolutely nothing about the Windows key.
[9:33 PM] Kamek: Driving home
[9:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: I dunno the words to the anthem or the pledge.

[9:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: Logging while driving?

[9:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is that a first?

[9:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: His whole shtick tomorrow on his radio show will be based on him being here!
[9:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And all today was just hyping up that he'd be here tonight.
[9:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's even ending Eric Von Haessler's show half an hour early so he can talk more about his time here.
[9:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: "HO-HAAAAAAAAAAY!"

[9:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: That sounded like something from a game.

[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "HE-HEY!" - Republican on the Trump administration ending more regulations than any in the history of America
[9:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: Like some Zelda NPC.

[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Wot if Herman Cain is one of these lone shouters?
[9:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: XD

[9:37 PM] RawkHawk2010: Shucky Ducky.

[9:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "AWWW SHUCKY DUCKY!"
[9:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well he would've done so by now back in the black unemployment stat.
[9:38 PM] Kamek: continues to clap into the microphone
[9:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's rather fixated on that.
[9:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: Doug was standing and clapping.

[9:38 PM] Kamek: He refuses to even look at the democrats
[9:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: So he's not a protestor.

[9:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: Alabama

[9:38 PM] RawkHawk2010: Speaking of Doug

[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol camera shot at one Democrat clapping

The sad Democrat side.
(Is that Sebastian Gorka in the bottom-right corner glaring into the camera?)

[9:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: Some bitch is texting on her phone.

[9:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're all wearing black.
[9:39 PM] Kamek: Toyota is closing a plant in Kentucky by the way
[9:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: btw all five of the staff are online

[9:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Where's sis?
[9:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: President Trump wants to rescue terminally ill patients with experimental drugs.
[9:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Good idea.
[9:41 PM] RawkHawk2010: I like how there are democrats who stare around at whatever democrats are standing to show they're being judged.

[9:41 PM] Kamek: I'm pretty sure this is been happening since 1970?
[9:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump motioning his hand to the Democrats when mentioning lowering the price of prescription drugs.
[9:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: Can congressmen choose where they want to sit in this or are they assigned seats?

[9:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Acknowledging that Americans pay a lot more money for drugs than other countries.
[9:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Democrats are applauding that too.
[9:42 PM] RawkHawk2010: I'm wondering if there are visible friend cliques.

[9:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "And prices will come down substantially.  Watch."
[9:42 PM] Kamek: Why were people laughing
[9:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: Trump will protect IP.

[9:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Finally getting to infrastructure.
[9:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: Trump still says in-dust-ries

[9:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He paused and then pointed to the Democrats to get their attention.
[9:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And then resumes to gazing at the Republicans.
[9:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: I SAW CAIN

[9:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I didn't.
[9:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: I got a screen.

[9:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Good.
[9:45 PM] Kamek: Where appropriate?
[9:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He didn't say "American steel"
[9:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Which he usually says.
[9:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol who the hell was that black guy just then

[9:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Not Cain.
[9:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: He looked miserable.

[9:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump drinking water during applause.
[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump promoting vocational schools.
[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And paid family leave?
[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's not a Republican policy.
[9:48 PM] RawkHawk2010: I heard a howl.

[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump reforming prisons?!
[9:48 PM] Kamek: Mike Pence hesitated
[9:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, not actual prisons.
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He wants to help incarcerated people "get a second chance at life."
[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So after they leave prison.
[9:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Drugs. AND GANGS...

[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "For decades, open borders have allowed drugs AND GANGS..."
[9:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: There's Preston.

[9:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Melania looks evil.
[9:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: This looks like Hollywood Squares.

[9:50 PM] RawkHawk2010: The arrangement of everyone.

[9:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Apparently the MS-13 gang members posed as minors.

In the centre are the families of the MS-13 gang members' victims.

[9:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: To get into the country.
[9:51 PM] Kamek: Kamek is grieving over this microphone
[9:51 PM] Vortex: ^^^
[9:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump believes 320,000,000 people are watching the State of the Union right now.
[9:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: Every time Trump mentions "ICE" I think it's the start of him saying "ISIS"

[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He hasn't mentioned ISIS.
[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: You'd think he would.
[9:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He hasn't mentioned foreign policy at all, actually, not outside trade.
[9:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: ISIS is so 2014.

[9:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Americans are Dreamers too."

[9:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: hey-ooooooooooooo

[9:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wonder who came up with that.

[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This guy goes by DJ and CJ.
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: An ICE agent.
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We'll call him CJ."
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: MS13 gang members ordered CJ's murder.
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He probably has different names as code-names as a defence against the gang members.
[9:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And Trump is revealing his codenames.
[9:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: What if MarioSun90 had been MarioSun13?

[9:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL
[9:56 PM] Kamek: Sigh
[9:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: "We have no choice."

[9:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: There you go Ludwig.

[9:57 PM] Vortex: We. Have. No. Choice.
[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump advocating for an immigration compromise.
[9:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Republicans clap; Democrats don't.
[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump says 18 is "almost three times" 8.
[9:59 PM] Kamek: Oooo isn't this the one where he asks for money to build the wall
[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: GREAT WALL

[9:59 PM] Vortex: BUILD THAT WALL.
[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: And wants to hire CJ.

[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: LOL

[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: RAND
[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: TED CRUZ

[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: DId y'all see him?

[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: Rand looked weak af.

[9:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH I JUST MISSED THE SCREENSHOT
[9:59 PM] RawkHawk2010: He must still be recovering.

[10:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: I got it.

[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: yay
[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: On my old keyboard, print screen got its own button.
[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This one I need to press this "Fn" button first.
[10:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: get a new keyboard lol

[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This IS a new keyboard!
[10:00 PM] RawkHawk2010: It sounds awful.

[10:00 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Dell shipped it with the new PC.
[10:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: "Protects the nuclear family"

[10:01 PM] RawkHawk2010: I thought......yeah

[10:02 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Using the "21st century" line for ending visa lottery and chain migration.
[10:03 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump adjusting his suit button after declaring America First.
[10:03 PM] RawkHawk2010: I wish this had been the Three Pillars so we could connect it to Reggie/Nintendo.

[10:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Lost 64,000 Americans to drug overdoses in a year.
[10:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Yikes.
[10:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "we must get MUCH TOUGHER on drug dealers."
[10:04 PM] Vortex: My ears. :ow:
[10:04 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Some Democrats briefly clapping.
[10:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Preston is still there.
[10:06 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump congratulating a guy who saved an unborn baby from getting heroine'd.
[10:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Melania looks like a Xenoblade Blade.

[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The pregnant mom was hopeless
[10:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Seriously.

[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: so they adopted the baby after birth.
[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And then named the kid Hope.
[10:07 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THE BABY
[10:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Wasn't that DKCR's development name?

[10:07 PM] RawkHawk2010: Project HOPE?

[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Project THE BABY)
[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump just referred to Russia as a "horrible danger."
[10:08 PM] Kamek: I missed that
[10:08 PM] Kamek: Don't we spend over half of all money on the military already?
[10:08 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: As well as China.
[10:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: no
[10:09 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A fraction when you consider spending on entitlements.
[10:09 PM] Kamek: You'll have to show me that later
[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ISIS
[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "One year later, I am proud to report that the Coalition to Eliminate ISIS" has eliminated "almost 100%" of ISIS territory.
[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Democrats applauding.
[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: YAY
[10:10 PM] RawkHawk2010: Has Trump ever called it ISIL?

[10:10 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No.
[10:11 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We'll continue our fight until ISIS is defeated."
[10:11 PM] Kamek: I thought his name was josh
[10:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: Kenton Stacey is such a nerd name.

[10:12 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's multiple characters.
[10:12 PM] RawkHawk2010: Justin Peck is on Team Valor.(edited)

[10:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: I dunno what bird that is.

[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Melania shaking his hand.
[10:13 PM] RawkHawk2010: Do the legendary birds learn "Peck"?

[10:13 PM] Kamek: *CONTINUOUS MICROPHONE CLAPPING
[10:13 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I believe at least Zapdos does.
[10:14 PM] RawkHawk2010: how long is this lol

[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Trump just signed an order...
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...doing what?
[10:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol i was thinking that too

[10:15 PM] RawkHawk2010: oh

[10:15 PM] Kamek: Oh dear...
[10:15 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "To re-examine our military detention policy and keep open our military detention facility in Guantanamo Bay."
[10:16 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He wants to expand the amount of people who go there.
[10:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Recognise Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.
[10:17 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Camera goes to Mitch McConnell who looks like he's barely alive.
[10:18 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Asking for foreign aid to only go to friends of America instead of enemies.
[10:19 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: NORTH KOREA.
[10:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "I will not repeat the mistakes of past administrations."
[10:20 PM] Vortex: Kim Jong-un's "depraved character".
[10:22 PM] Kamek: *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

STOP IT. YOU'RE RUINING YOUR OWN EVENT.

[10:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh that's who those dudes were.

[10:22 PM] RawkHawk2010: Otto Warmbier's parents.

[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: His sister is literally named "Greta".
[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Stereotypical Germans?
[10:23 PM] Kamek: They don't seem to like the attention
[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Finally... CLAP CLAP CLAP...thank you."
[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Introducing "G Sung Ho!"
[10:23 PM] Kamek: Oh dear
[10:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He stole coal from a railway car.
[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And then got ran over by a train.
[10:24 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He subsequently got tortured by the North Koreans for meeting Christians.
[10:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: Sung Ho looks in pretty good shape.

VICTORY! (His name is Ji Seong-ho.)
(Rawk later shows this image and makes a remark about the guy shoving his crutches in that woman's face.)

[10:25 PM] RawkHawk2010: wtf

[10:26 PM] Vortex: Trump's story made it sound like the guy lost all his limbs.
[10:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Are democrats not standing for that?

[10:26 PM] RawkHawk2010: Oh.

[10:26 PM] Vortex: Or at least the majority of them.
[10:26 PM] Kamek: Those look heavy
[10:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
[10:28 PM] Kamek: Name dropping going on
[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What the hell is he talking about?
[10:28 PM] Kamek: What about Asia?
[10:28 PM] Kamek: Is he talking about the building now?
[10:28 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "USA! USA! USA! USA!" - Republicans
[10:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: Monument?

[10:28 PM] RawkHawk2010: The White House?

[10:29 PM] Kamek: "Defending the American way"
[10:30 PM] RawkHawk2010: There was that guy again.

[10:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "It's THE PEOPLE who are making America great again!"
[10:30 PM] Kamek: I've heard him like 5 times
[10:31 PM] RawkHawk2010: He reminds me of the "WA-HEY!" Rare characters.

[10:31 PM] Kamek: Lol
[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Good night."
[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Cian watch.
[10:31 PM] Kamek: Those are some big claims...
[10:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: *Cain
[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Democrats have empty seats.
[10:32 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is The White House gonna stream the response?

[10:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I doubt it.
[10:33 PM] Kamek: Trump handshake in action
[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsStXrcI8AQ
[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This one has a live chat.
[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They're counting the number of watchers who come in.
10:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: Tell me when to move to that.

[10:33 PM] Kamek: Let me know when it's live. I'm watching handshakes
[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: 'kay.
[10:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Lemme know if Cain cameos.
[10:33 PM] RawkHawk2010: k

[10:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Somehow I doubt Rawk actually saw him.
[10:34 PM] RawkHawk2010: Trump just hugged Louie Gohmert.

[10:34 PM] Kamek: Ugh
[10:34 PM] Kamek: The smiles
[10:34 PM] Kamek: It's kinda creepy
[10:35 PM] Kamek: I'm just glad no one is clapping the microphone anymore
[10:35 PM] Kamek: Fat guy has crazy tie
[10:35 PM] Kamek: Trump signing autograph
[10:36 PM] Kamek: White house tech director cut the steam
[10:36 PM] RawkHawk2010: K White House stream is over.

[10:37 PM] Kamek: Anyone have anything to say
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, might as well fill in my pics.
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Uhhhh
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I don't remember a single thing Trump actually said just now.
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: All I can remember are his microphone claps.
[10:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And Preston.
[10:38 PM] Kamek: Guantánamo will remain open
[10:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, yeah, but that's not surprising.
[10:39 PM] RawkHawk2010: It looks like it's being jammed into the woman's face.

[10:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL
[10:42 PM] Kamek: América will only help and give aid to our friends
[10:42 PM] Kamek: Not those who disagree with us
[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SWITCH
[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SWITCH
[10:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: ahhhh

[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: SWITCH
[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsStXrcI8AQ
[10:43 PM] RawkHawk2010: This dude looks like he's 20.

[10:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He pretty much is.
[10:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HE'S LCAPPING INTO THE MIC TOO
[10:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: He's like a dorkier Prince Harry.

[10:44 PM] RawkHawk2010: @Vortex

[10:44 PM] Kamek: He's a ginger

Watch that bit of saliva out of the corner of your mouth...

[10:44 PM] Kamek: Where did he say he was?
[10:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Fall River, Massachusetts.
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "A proud city built by immigrants."
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Russia! Knee-deep in our democracy."
[10:45 PM] RawkHawk2010: Is he drooling?

[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Hatred and supremacy proudly marching through our streets."
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I thought that too.
[10:45 PM] Kamek: Might be water
[10:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe he'll pull a Rubio.
[10:46 PM] Kamek: That's probably all he's thinking about
[10:46 PM] Kamek: Also why is this in front of a crowd?
[10:46 PM] RawkHawk2010: The Ted Cruz nasal blob 2.0.

[10:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: What the hell is he rambling about?
[10:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: It's getting worse.

[10:47 PM] Kamek: Your básic human rights shouldn't extend to only certain folks
[10:47 PM] RawkHawk2010: It looks like he used roll-on deo on his lips pre-speech.

[10:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Today... that promise is being broken."
[10:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Turning American life into a zero-sum game."
[10:48 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "One false choice after another."
[10:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: Ludwig is this what I should think of when I hear the word Massachusetts?

[10:49 PM] RawkHawk2010: This dude?

[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: No.
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Think of the Patriots.
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And how they keep cheating.
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: In football.
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Here is the answer that Democrats offer tonight. WE CHOOSE BOTH!"
[10:49 PM] Kamek: ? What does that have to do the pronunciation of Massachusetts
[10:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well, dat ain't priorities.
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "The richest, strongest nation in the world should not have to leave anyone believe!"
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "We choose a better deal for anyone who calls this nation home."
[10:50 PM] Kamek: Behind*
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: aka open borders for everyone in the world?
[10:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And have "The rich" pay for it?
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: uhhhhh
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's talking about roads not paved with power and privilege
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: he's literally in the Kennedy royal family.
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: That's the only reason he's elected right now.
[10:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He is literally the worst messenger for this right now.
[10:51 PM] Kamek: Yo I wouldn't want to be in the Kennedy family >>
[10:51 PM] Kamek: Bad juju
[10:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: I don't see how democrats can want anyone to think of Joe Kennedy when they think of a "liberal."

[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He hasn't accomplished anything
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf SPANISH
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HE'S PULLING A TIM KAINE
[10:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: He's a political cartoon.

[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HE'S PULLING A TIM KAINE
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HE'S TALKING IN SPANISH FOR SOME REASON
[10:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: He's glitching.

[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: LOL
[10:52 PM] Kamek: Smooth
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HE HAS NO SPANISH BACKGROUND
[10:52 PM] Kamek: Freaking good pronunciation
[10:52 PM] RawkHawk2010: That's why he also sprung a leak.

[10:52 PM] Kamek: He really practiced that
[10:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He sounds like a completely different person now.
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Now that he's talking in English.
[10:53 PM] Kamek: It's a different language boss >>
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: wtf he wants to tear down THE WALL
[10:53 PM] RawkHawk2010: Tear Down That Wall?

[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "You bravely say... Me Too."
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "You steadfastly say, Black Lives Matter."
[10:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's congratulating hashtag activism?
[10:54 PM] RawkHawk2010: lol mudslides.

[10:54 PM] Kamek: Mudslides!
[10:54 PM] Kamek: stands up and claps AWAY FROM MICROPHONE
[10:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's gonna cry.
[10:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: lol
[10:55 PM] RawkHawk2010: Dude there are frames of this where it looks like he has fangs.

Hey, well, there's nothing wrong with being in Team Vampire.
That red hair is really blood.

Rawk thinks his pic illustrates the horror the best.

[10:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: Well.

[10:56 PM] RawkHawk2010: That sure was the most liberal-ass SOTU response to ever exist.

[10:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm lol-ing
[10:56 PM] Kamek: It's a good counter balance
[10:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I guess since all the other Democrats are super-old...
[10:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...they're bringing this young whippersnapper to be their future?
[10:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He's only 37.
[10:57 PM] Kamek: Would only be better if he was black
[10:57 PM] Kamek: Completely opposite of Trump
[10:57 PM] RawkHawk2010: It might've hid the spit better.

[10:57 PM] Kamek: Good story telling juxtaposition
[10:58 PM] Kamek: I don't think it was spit. Would have continued down his face eventually
[10:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Kennedy's net worth is estimated to be between $15 and $55 million.[49]" - Wikipedia
[10:58 PM] Kamek: ..... That's a wide margin
[10:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He, of course, inherited it.
[10:59 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And unlike President Donald John  Trump, hasn't actually worked a day in his life to grow it.


KoopaTV wonders who is getting fired from the audio department tonight. Anyway, if you want to talk about anything that happened (or didn't happen) in the State of the Union 2018, you might as well do it in the KoopaTV comments section. Pictures without captions were added by RawkHawk2010.


For 2017's totally-not-a-State-of-the-Union, click here.
For 2019's State of the Union (and rebuttal), click here!