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Monday, June 13, 2016

KoopaTV's Sony E3 2016 Conference Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Space bullets, orchestras, and I hope that headset is a joke.

Time to finish up the last company press conference of Monday for E3 2016: Sony. The big company in the lead. The company that most people are looking forward to. But do they live up to expectations?

I'm Nintendork 13 13 in this live reaction log. Joining me are Rawk (named conveniently after himself) and Vortexica (breezinabout). We're reacting to Sony's conference as it happens in our AIM Blast, [Koopa Keep]!

breezinabout@msn.com 8:48 pm
    I'm back.
    I dreamt about us. Live reacting to things.
    In space.
    So anyway, Sony.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    ...uh...
    Well, I have Skittles...and....milk.

 breezinabout@msn.com 8:53 pm
    Makin' some more coffee. Need to wake up. Still quite tired.

 RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
    5

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
    It's Sony.
    They'll be late.

 RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
    weren't they an hour late once?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:55 pm
    Uh...Not an hour.

 RawkHawk2010 8:56 pm
    did it just start
    oh nvm
    it's that M. Yu game.

 RawkHawk2010 8:57 pm
    remember yo
    Sony won E3 2013.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
    http://www.koopatv.org/2013/06/e3-winners-and-losers.html
    I disagree.

 RawkHawk2010 8:58 pm
    well I meant besides Nintendo obvs.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 pm
    Anyway, pretty sure that doesn't indicate future performance.

 RawkHawk2010 8:59 pm
    I just mean they have the capacity to wow us.

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    Unlike Betrashda.
    whoa
    Classy theater.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 pm
    It's on time?

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 pm
    looks like it

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    How can this be?!

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    Music.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    Music.

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    is this ff

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    I hope so.
    Nothing else they have deserves something like this.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:01 pm
    This sounds like a dirge.

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 pm
    A dirge of cerberus?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 pm
    What else will it be, some indie game?
    (Was thinking that, Rawk.)

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:02 pm
    Does sound very FF.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 pm
    Is that Latin?
    Or English?
    These singers need mics.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:02 pm
    They're singing too deeply for me to tell.

Sony E3 2016 conference orchestra singers vocalists
You can't hear these dudes. Also, shame on that guy on his phone on the right texting someone.

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 pm
    What if it turns out this is for FIFA?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:03 pm
    Or is this their tribute to Orlando?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    Hahahahahaha
    Part of this actually did sound like Path of Radiance death music.
    wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 pm
    ...well...now wot

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    This got eccentric real fast.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    The conductor doesn't seem to care.

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    A woman is literally...

 RawkHawk2010 9:04 pm
    ...squawking?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    DKC2 port?
    There's the curtain.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:05 pm
    I just wish they'd get on with it now.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    Too bad Nintendo has no chance of doing something like this.

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    The instrument-players probably hate this music and will go home tonight listening to Lil Wayne

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:05 pm
    Unlesss this is another 2 hour conference they need to pad out.

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    Kind of like how David Wise listens to Nickelback in his free time.
    (Confirmed fact.)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    "SO-KNEE SO-KNEE SO-KNEE" - crowd
    Is this gonna be another annoying crowd?

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 pm
    "MAH BOI"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    Footage of some shitty kid playing with
    yo wot's with this stream
    Five screens.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:06 pm
    And a facecam...

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    Zelgius: "Take this blade."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    Yo stop spoiling Fire Emblem, Rawk.

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 pm
    this isn't final fantasy

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 pm
    Maybe the song is unrelated to the game.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:06 pm
    Oh, it's God of War.

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    That's Kratos?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    The boy is doing his best Link impression.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:07 pm
    Apparently.

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 pm
    He looks a little too well-groomed.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    "Hah! Huh! Heh! Hiyah!"

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:07 pm
    Here I was thinking this might've been that Dawn game with the robot dinosaurs.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    Wot's the point of the face cam?
    The guy has the same facial expression the whole time.
    QTE: Slap the kid's face.

 RawkHawk2010 9:08 pm
    I think someone hit the wrong key

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    "Do not be sorry. Be better."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 pm
    "Find it. Find...it."
    This Kratos guy is a douchebag.
    Beating some loser monsters.
    With his fists.

 RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
    dude is basically Thor.
    But with an axe

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:09 pm
    Environmental interaction seems to be a recurring thing in combat systems this year.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    Yeah, even with South Park.

 RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
    this happened in Bayonetta

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 pm
    That, and weather.

 RawkHawk2010 9:09 pm
    A giant demon under a bridge

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    Troll.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:10 pm
    C'mon! Kill the kid!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    Kratos getting wrecked.
    Facecam now bodycam.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    Is the orchestra playing to this?
    Top right camera.

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    shouldn't this be melting the ice

 Nintendork 13 13 9:10 pm
    Maybe it's magic ice.

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 pm
    ...yeah we can't tell what's game audio and what's the orchestra.
    That's not good.
    One might even say it's crooked.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 pm
    "RAWWWWR!" - Kratos
    Punched the guy's head off?
    oh
    Kid sucks at aiming.
    Shot Kratos instead.
    Kratos doesn't seem to care.
    So how would the giant monster care?
    "Your deer is getting away."
    Audience: WOOOHOOOO

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    Is this supposed to be like The Last of Us?

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    this is like The Last Of U

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    Interaction between older man and younger kid?

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    ...yup.
    I was thinking the exact same thing.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
    Except instead of fleeing creepy zombiefied people they're engaging in violence on others.

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 pm
    It also really does appear to be The Last of Them.
    Everything else is a troll or a deer.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 pm
    What is the orchestra supposed to be doing?
    Is this all actually prerecorded?
    They can't have sheet music for this.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    Uh oh. Orchestra continuing.
    He killed a deer and suddenly the whole world is coming after him?

God of War deer killing Kratos the boy knife stab
Hey, kid. Grab the knife and STAB.

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    "God of War"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    Wait, where's the sub-title?

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    So it's like "Sonic the Hedgehog"?
    ...06?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 pm
    I don't like this conference so far.

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 pm
    Companies need to quit doing that.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    Is the orchestra gonna be there the entire show?

 RawkHawk2010 9:16 pm
    They did it with DOOM too.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:16 pm
    I agree with Rawk.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    Shawn Layden here.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:16 pm
    That habit needs to die.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    "Shout-out to our very talented composer."
    "They'll be performing all evening."
    "I think it's important to take a moment, to, uhhhhh... ahh...."

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    "our need for..."
    I thought he was gonna say gun control.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    "Underscores our need for love, tolerance"

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    "We stand foursquare with them."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    ^

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    wtf?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    He said it again.

 RawkHawk2010 9:17 pm
    He said it again!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    Dude that's not what foursquare is.
    It's a playground game.
    (I'm an expert.)

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:17 pm
    Now watch the Internet jump down his throat 'cause he's not wearing a pin.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:17 pm
    lol
    This guy is out of breath.
    And he just started.
    Loser.

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 pm
    Let's have Aisha back.
    Sad!
    He doesn't have the strength or the stamina to run for lead speaker of E3!

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    what if this conference has protesters?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    "Some of the great games coming out for PlayStation 4."
    RIP Vita

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    Is this Steep?
    I saw a mountain.

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 pm
    is this The Last of Us

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    Maybe it's Uncharted.
    Apparently barbed wire doesn't help.
    (But a WALL will! Unless it's in Japan.)
    "Now I'm a drifter." Is he a Trump biker?
    "DAYS GONE"

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    The Boulevard of Broken Dreams
    wait what even was that
    I didn't see a title.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    A game called DAYS GONE.

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    o

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    This is either more of that game or another game (no segue).

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:21 pm
    Last Guardian?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:21 pm
    Remember when they announced Shenmue III?
    I wonder if they'll do that shit again.

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    I forgot The Last Guardian got announced.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    Last Guardian isn'
    isn't out yet?

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    Or "revealed" rather.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    It keeps showing up in E3 after E3.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:22 pm
    It's been in development for a long time.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    "The Last Guardian"

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 pm
    This is like the 10th E3.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 pm
    The composer is composing.
    "OCTOBER 25, 2016"

 RawkHawk2010 9:23 pm
    Guardian was revealed at either E3 06 or 07.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    Is this Xenoblade?
    With a female?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:23 pm
    Here's that Dawn thing I though God of War was.
    *thought

 Nintendork 13 13 9:23 pm
    And is this audio from the game or the orchestra?

 RawkHawk2010 9:24 pm
    headed for the border
    I wonder if it's made of swiss cheese like ours.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 pm
    "Shellwalkers! Let's have a look."
    ...This is what I imagine Xenoblade to be like.
    This protag likes talking to herself to let the player knows how she feels.

 RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
    was that an armadillo or a hare?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:25 pm
    That was some slide.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:25 pm
    UP an incline.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:25 pm
    Oh woah that's totally immersion-breaking menu.
    Needs a Wii U GamePad.
    "Watch out! It's Corrupted!"

 RawkHawk2010 9:25 pm
    Nah we don't wanna be looking at two screens at once.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:26 pm
    Dialogue options, eh?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 pm
    They're not options if you go back to them.
    "YOU'RE CRAZY!" - guy running away
    "The village... I'll never make it in time." Yeah, you're on a time limit. Not the only game Sony has to show!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    The hell is she doing?
    Mind-screwed the thing and is riding it?

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    yay vehicles!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 pm
    (dat ass)

Horizon Zero Dawn Sony E3 2016 PlayStation 4 riding vehicle robot boar
The beast, or vehicle, or whatever, was very rhymically moving its butt up and down.

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    This really does look like Xenoblade Chronicles.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:28 pm
    Now we've got robot giraffes.

 RawkHawk2010 9:28 pm
    With that tall thing walking around.
    Who's developing this?
    Sonic: "HERE...WE......GO!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    Condom bomb?

 RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
    This is like a small version of those things in Halo

 RawkHawk2010 9:29 pm
    The...scarabs?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:29 pm
    She's smashing trees.
    Where's Greenpeace?

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 pm
    This girl could use some Witch Time.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:30 pm
    Apparently Guerrilla Games are the developers.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 pm
    Wot's the name of it?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:30 pm
    Whoever they are.
    Horizon Zero Dawn.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    Thanks.
    So I have no idea what she was even doing.
    The woman.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:31 pm
    Or what her objective was.
    I had no connection to her.
    Or care.

 RawkHawk2010 9:31 pm
    little marco
    little marco the android

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    "WHY AREN'T YOU SENDING A REAL PERSON?"
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:32 pm
    Marco Roboto.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER OR I'LLJUMP"

Detroit Become Human PlayStation 4 Connor robot decisions our story
Marco Roboto is taking the other guy with him! He never could defeat Hair Man.

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    "LOOK WHAT YOU DID"
    "YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    "YOU'RE DESIGNED TO SERVE HUMANS NOT KILL THEM"
    Sounds like a Mega Man game.
    Well, Connor sure screwed that one up.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:33 pm
    ^^^

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    "THINGS COULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT..."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 pm
    "FACE DILEMMAS"
    "BUILD YOUR OWN STORY"
    Yes/no options with Circle or X button.

 RawkHawk2010 9:34 pm
    I can't see Connor as anyone but Marco.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    dat event tree
    "My name is Connor. This is our story."
    Who are you talking to?

 RawkHawk2010 9:35 pm
    I have no desire to play this.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    DETROIT BECOME HUMAN
    Sounds subtle-y racist.
    (sub-humans?)
    FULL PS VR EXPERIENCE

 RawkHawk2010 9:35 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 pm
    "before KITCHEN..."

 RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
    is this the full VR experience or was it DETROIT?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:36 pm
    .......VR porn??

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:36 pm
    AAAHHHH

 RawkHawk2010 9:36 pm
    wtf
    Is this Silent Hill?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:36 pm
    MANNEQUINS
    Silent Hill only exists as Pachinko machines now.

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    bug

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    >.>

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:37 pm
    Thanks to Konami.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    Boobs or Bust?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    uh
    Did the audience member scream "AHH!!"

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 9:37 pm
    Or was that the composer?

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    they were laughing
    hysterically

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    Yeah because someone screamed "AHH!!"

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    is this Resident Evil?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    No way.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:38 pm
    Guessing this is a new IP.
    Must be.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    "What the fuck am I supposed to do? Goddammit I'm probably gonna end up like André."

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    "What the fuck!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    Not André!
    VII
    WOAHERBG

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    YUP

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:39 pm
    Okay never mind...

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    Resident EVIL Biohazard
    Resident Evil VII?
    Demo tonight.

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    I guessed it was RE when he picked up that VHS tape.

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 pm
    And it was added to an inventory.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    Composer.
    Is this supposed to be the Sony guy's leitmotif?

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    lol
    Extremely inappropriate if so

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    "In addition to the PS4 console experience, the full Resident Evil VII will be playable from beginning to end on PlayStation VR when it releases January 24th."

 RawkHawk2010 9:40 pm
    "When it releases on January 24th"
    audience member: "Nope!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    lol
    This guy looks short
    Probably why he's the only dude on stage.
    October 13, 2016: PlayStation VR $399

 RawkHawk2010 9:41 pm
    he looks a younger version of The Most Interesting Man In The World.
    Except he's the opposite of interesting.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:41 pm
    We're 40 minutes in already.

 RawkHawk2010 9:42 pm
    No one's paying $400 for that.
    wtf
    We are.
    Holy shit.
    This has been bad.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:42 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:42 pm
    More VR games.
    Unknown game.

 RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
    they haven't shown anything funny or lighthearted.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    "Unknown environment. Unknown atmosphere. Unknown something else I forgot."
    >_>;
    [that last part isn't a quote]

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    Star War

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:44 pm
    Star Wars.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    Star Wars.

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    You boys like Star Wars?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    Star Wars Battlefront: X-Wing VR Mission.
    Not enough to be excited for whatever we just saw.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:45 pm
    Not really, but people will go crazy for VR Star Wars of any kind.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    Ubisoft's Star Trek VR will be coming out for PlayStation VR too.
    Don't forget.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:45 pm
    Is this Batman?
    Sounds like Mark Hamil voicing the Joker.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    I haven't taken any screenshots in a while.

 RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
    "Batman Arkham VR"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    BATMAN ARKHAM VER
    VR

 RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
    that's a bad title.
    Sounds like a bootleg.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    Is VR like "64"?

 RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
    DAMMIT GET SOME SEGUES

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    Final Fantasy XV Trailer featuring Afrojack.
    (Who is Afrojack?)

 RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
    Chocobo Racing VR?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    This Sasuke Uchiha looks a lot more lively.
    Than Microsoft's.

 RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
    Was that an Attack on Titan titan?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:46 pm
    Wait this isn't all Final Fantasy.
    Or is it?

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    I think it was.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    I don't know anymore.

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    And generic stock dubstep started playing at the end.
    "That oughta do 'er."

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    Is this still Final Fantasy?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:47 pm
    Yep.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    wtf he's wearing a VR headset

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:47 pm
    Fighting a Behemoth.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    What a loser.

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    Is this whole Final Fantasy game a parody?
    who is prompto

Final Fantasy XV VR Experience PlayStation VR protagonists headset virtual reality parody
This has got to be a parody. Hope none of these dudes get into Super Smash Bros. as DLC.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    Sad!

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    Is she like Anna?
    And she prompts you?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:48 pm
    Are we gonna see the Battlefield 1 trailer again?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:48 pm
    Now we're on a space ship.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:49 pm
    But it's not Star Trek.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:49 pm
    Or Star Wars.

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    Was Xenoblade Chronicles even good?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:49 pm
    Or Mass Effect. Or Titanfall...
    But it does have mechs.

 RawkHawk2010 9:49 pm
    I never hear anyone talk about it.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    No one played it. :-X
    But it's supposed to be amazing.
    And you can buy it on the Wii U.
    ...or your New 3DS.

 RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
    Wait
    I meant X

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    Oh.
    Yeah, people like tat.
    *that
    Except for the "anti-censorship" losers.
    Who want boob sliders.

 RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
    well japan liked them

 Nintendork 13 13 9:51 pm
    Or something.
    Do you know how bad it's been for KoopaTV's image that I'm against these anti-censorship clods, and we're supposed to be anti-censorship?
    ...'cause *I* dunno how bad it is or if anyone bothered to care or notice.

 RawkHawk2010 9:51 pm
    so this an anti-gravity space shooter?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    Oh I haven't been paying attention.

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 pm
    is this*

 Nintendork 13 13 9:52 pm
    Is it still an anti-gravity space shooter when they're in the spaceships?
    I think it's less anti-gravity and more Spiderman in space.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:52 pm
    I'd ask if these are players or characters talking, but I don't give a damn.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    And if the orchestra is doing music or the game.
    Sony is just making us ask an extra question.
    Compared to our normal one about voices.

 RawkHawk2010 9:53 pm
    so far this conference is balls

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 pm
    I forgot, is this part of the VR experience?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:53 pm
    If it is the orchestra, they had better be playing the actual music from the games. Otherwise that's false advertising.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
    I also don't like Sony's trend of withholding game names until like 10 minutes of footage.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:54 pm
    This seems very generic.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
    OH

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
    um

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
    CALL OF DUTY: INFINITE WARFARE?
    what

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 pm
    that was a Call of Duty? >.>
    Well
    That was surprising.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 pm
    I'm surprised.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:54 pm
    Call of Duty... IN SPACE

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    Is this still CoD?
    Just back on Earth?
    Or is that Nathan Drake?

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
    maybe what we watched wasn't even call of duty and they just forgot to ever give us a title

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 pm
    and now this is call of duty

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 pm
    Possible.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:55 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    With these no segues you can never know
    UH
    IT IS CALL OF DUTY
    Call of Duty Modern Warfare Remastered, that is.

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    lol people are on their phones

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    ...oh, well now this is better.

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 pm
    sea of thieves
    WTF
    CRASH BANDICOOT
    HIS SHADOW WAS CRASH
    did y'all see that

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:56 pm
    and dat music

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 pm
    "...Yeah, yeah that's right. No t-shirt tonight."
    Is he imitating Phil Spencer?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:56 pm
    I'd recognise that anywhere!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    "We're gonna bring back the original Crash, Crash 2, and Crash Warped, fully remastered!"

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    ...and Skylanders.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:57 pm
    Crash caught Skylanders syndrome.
    Just like Spyro...

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 pm
    ...and Bowser and Donkey Kong.
    Skylanders Imaginators.

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    very tepid audience response

 Nintendork 13 13 9:58 pm
    Orchestra.
    Featuring Lego Star Wars 7.
    So

 RawkHawk2010 9:58 pm
    i saw this movie so i actually sorta know what's happening
    what a breath of fresh air

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    no one picked up the droid from Jareditton's Wal-Mart
    so now it's in the next LEGO game?

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:59 pm
    Nice to see this series still has something of a sense of humour.

 RawkHawk2010 9:59 pm
    It's gonna be weird when a Lego Harrison Ford is brutally stabbed and killed.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    Kylo Ren is a loser.

 breezinabout@msn.com 9:59 pm
    Unlike the direction Lego LotR went in.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 pm
    woah spoilers

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    oh come on you're never playing this

LEGO Star Wars The Force Awakens Kylo Ren lightsaber
Kylo Ren is a loser. Emo trash.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 pm
    lol
    AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW
    ...EXPERIENCE THE WHOLE ADVENTURE IN TWO WEEKS

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 pm
    why would sony want dudes to abandon their conference?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    Andrew House has a leitmotif.

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    why does this sound like dragon ball music

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    He sounds more castrated than usual.

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 pm
    "I think you can agree...This E3 marks one of the strongest lineups in PlayStation history."
    One hour in.

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 pm
    who

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    Sakurai?

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    Kojima

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    Wait, really?

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    would have been awesome of it was sakurai

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    ojdmjymyjyg

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    if it*
    Wait, this surprises you?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    Crowd going nuts.

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    oh
    guess everyone else is surprised too

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    "HELLO. HELLO EVERYONE. I'M BACK!"
    He's quacking.

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 pm
    I dunno why I'm not.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 pm
    "Preez enjoy!"

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:03 pm
    Konami must be kicking themselves.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    They're probably not even watching.

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 pm
    crabs

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:03 pm
    This man could make an absolute stinker and it'd still sell like hot cakes at this point.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 pm
    That's what they said about Inafune.
    ...We still dunno if they're right 'cause the game never came out.
    yooo the hell is this

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 pm
    wtf
    Is that Sean Bean?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:04 pm
    What the--

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 pm
    ................??????
    He just warped.
    I think.
    I dunno.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:05 pm
    Oily footprints left by invisible ghost baby???

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    But the reverb is breaking my headphones.

Death Stranding Hideo Kojima Norman Reedus naked
Now that Hideo Kojima is free of Konami, he can pursue his fantasies without corporate oversight.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:05 pm
    Dead whales everywhere.
    How morbid.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME

 Nintendork 13 13 10:05 pm
    NORMAN REEDUS IN
    DEATH STRANDING

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    okay so that wasn't Sean Bean.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    (Who is Norman Reedus?)

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:06 pm
    INSOMNIAC

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    is this a donald trump game

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    MARVEL

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 pm
    Spider-Man.

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    "knowing everything hinges on a guy from Queens"...

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:07 pm
    Insomniac making a Spider-Man game?
    Suddenly I'm not interested.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    #SPIDERMANPS4
    Wait

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    "SPIDERMANPS 4"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    The name of the game

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 pm
    has a hashtag in it?

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 pm
    try to pronounce that
    SPIDERMANPS4
    these leitmotifs are getting weird

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    Why is Shawn Layden talking so fast?
    Are we gonna hear more about #SPIDERMANPS4?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:08 pm
    Probably not.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 pm
    Like, is the title actually #SPIDERMANPS4?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:08 pm
    Better wait till next year!
    Maybe it's a placeholder title.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    This dude is a nervous wreck.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:09 pm
    To get people talking.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    The hell is wrong with this guy? Well he's going.

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
    i already forgot what this is

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    Days Gone demo.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 pm
    It's the Trump biker game.
    I forgot what he was doing though.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:09 pm
    Can we just tune out now?

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 pm
    yeah i forgot what happened in that

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    I just remembered he had a motorcycle at the end.
    And there's this dumb facecam.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:10 pm
    At least let's see the zombies this time.
    If it even is zombies.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 pm
    Those are wolves.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:10 pm
    It's probably zombies.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    Maybe it's Mexicans.

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    maybe it's both

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    Rawk why did he put a can at the end of his gun?

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 pm
    Is it a silencer?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 pm
    Is that a zombie?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:11 pm
    I doubt that would work in real life.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    "LOOK AROUND BROTHER! YOU KNOW HOW THIS IS...gonna...end..."

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    i'm sick of zombs.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    Does that other dude not care about the zombies?

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 pm
    what the hell is this scene

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 pm
    Shouldn't they work together?
    ...guess not.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:13 pm
    They're eating the crazy old hobo.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    Yeah I don't think these are Mexicans.

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
    this is trying to be like The Walking Dead

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    "They're flooding our borders!"

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
    where the zombies cause the remaining humans to become enemies of eachother

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:13 pm
    His weapon sounds pitifully weak.

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 pm
    this is a lot of dudes

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:14 pm
    Get better sound assets.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    They all just want jobs in America.
    Jobs that Americans don't want to do!

Days Gone Sony E3 2016 live demo PlayStation zombies a lot of enemies Mexico
When Zombieland sends its people, they're not sending their best.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:14 pm
    He can't even shoot straight...

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 pm
    Composer is composing.

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 pm
    the orchestra is playing right now btw

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    He just ran through the zombies.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
    Unless that's deliberate bad play to up the tension.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 pm
    Hope he has infinite ammo.
    He's screwed.
    RIP

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 pm
    that didn't look fun

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:15 pm
    And so the main protagonist died.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    Well, guess we know how that game ends.
    Are they doing a highlight reel already?

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    oh shit
    That really was an Attack on Titan game.
    they showed the main dude
    Yooka again.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 pm
    Yooka-Laylee for about half a second.

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 pm
    (Poor Lobodestroyo.)
    (And poor Mighty No. 9.)

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    Why don't they just show Yooka-Laylee's E3 trailer?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:17 pm
    I saw Ghostbusters.
    Psychonauts.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    I saw Street Fighter.
    That's already out though.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:17 pm
    Deus Ex.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    (poor Vita)
    Curtain dropping.

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
    "DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG!"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 pm
    What's the audience chanting?
    lol
    ...Is that it?

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 pm
    that's what i heard

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    Even Twitch doesn't know what happened.
    "And THAT was the PlayStation 2016"
    wait
    wtf
    He's saying we went to a theatre

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
    I get the feeling that was a highlight real for a conference we never saw.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    and have a gift bag

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
    A better conference.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    Is anyone else seeing this?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:18 pm
    I see it.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 pm
    Are we at a theatre?
    "GREATNESS AWAITS"
    Is it over?
    *closes Twitch*
    That was terrible.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:19 pm
    Highly disappointing.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:19 pm
    Rawk, what happened?
    Pre-conference you were like
    SONY CAN WIN

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 pm
    oops

 RawkHawk2010 10:20 pm
    To be honest
    Only part I enjoyed was the chocobo-riding.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    ...So...

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    And I liked making fun of Marco's game.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    Do we want to totally shame Sony?
    And put them below EA?

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    Might as well.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 pm
    Yikes.

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 pm
    brb commode

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/6363-how-would-you-grade-sonys-e3-press-conference

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 pm
    ...Wot are they seeing in this?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:23 pm
    I thought this was more on par with EA's content-wise, but EA was funnier.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 pm
    ...Yeah.
    Gonna restart computer.
    ...oh wait I should copy-paste the log first.
    But it needs to END.
    And who knows when that'll be.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:24 pm
    The only thing I'm remotely interested in is the original Crash Bandicoot remaster, and even then only because I don't already have it.
    If I wanna play 2 or 3, I'll play the ones I've got, thanks.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:24 pm
    You have 2 and 3 without 1?

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:24 pm
    Ya.
    Not sure how that happened, but it did.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    I liked...um...

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:25 pm
    I have played the first one, just never my own copy.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:25 pm
    ...I don't know what I liked.
    Which probably means I didn't like anything.

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:26 pm
    They didn't even show off anything to do with the PS4 Slim/PS4.5 that's supposed to be upgrade to better suit VR and 4k.
    Microsoft owned them in that regard.
    But at least showing us they have something in the works.
    Does anyone here even own a PS4?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 pm
    no

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:27 pm
    ...

RawkHawk2010 10:36 pm
    Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare
    How do bullets even shoot in space?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
      I dreamt about us. Live reacting to things.
        In space.
    - Vortexica

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:37 pm
    :O

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 pm
    when

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 pm
    Right before Sony's conference.

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 pm
    lol wtf

 breezinabout@msn.com 10:38 pm
    I foresaw this.


KoopaTV is more-or-less going to dedicate the rest of E3 Week to Nintendo, so stay tuned to KoopaTV's coverage of that starting tomorrow morning! Ludwig took less pictures for Sony than the other conferences because he really was less interested.



The previous conference was Ubisoft's, here. 
Sony's conference from 2015 is right here!
The Spider-Man debacle is fixed come 2017!

2 comments :

  1. I enjoyed the live orchestra the most. Overall, Sony's conference wasn't the worst, but it certainly could have been better. I'd say the major downfall of Sony's conference was when they revealed PlayStation VR. It's not only too expensive but has a limited audience. I for one, am not personally interested in VR and as well as a large portion of consumers. I just think it's another fad like 3d gaming was.

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  2. Crash 1 was frustratingly hard, Crash 2 and 3 not as much.

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