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Tuesday, April 8, 2014

KoopaTV's SMASH DIRECT Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - AND THE REVEALS!

It has been a while since we've done one of these, so let's make it brief: KoopaTV sometimes does Live Reaction logs whenever there are Nintendo Directs. We do these in AIM in our [Koopa Keep] Blast. I'm Nintendork 13 13, Kamek is Ultralink1000, YoshiRider123 is masteryoshirider, and... returning with us from his leave of absence, RawkHawk2010 is back! 

And what a thing to come back to, since this was a spectacular and amazing Nintendo Direct hosted by Masahiro Sakurai for Super Smash Bros. 4. True to his form, he's a mischievous little troll.



 RawkHawk2010 5:48 pm
    god
    I FEEL THE RUSH
    (Thank the gods I came back from my leave of absence when I did, huh?)

 RawkHawk2010 5:49 pm
    (Which was totally just this morning.)

 Nintendork 13 13 5:49 pm
    (Yup)
    SPEAKING OF WHICH
    To all our readers out there:

 RawkHawk2010 5:49 pm
    "Heroes always arrive late." - Sakurai

 Nintendork 13 13 5:49 pm
    Yeah.
    We haven't done any live reactions since January.
    And that one was... the State of the Union address.
    Before that it was the December Direct with Rosalina.

 RawkHawk2010 5:51 pm
    I'm glad we got YouTube for this.
    Means the stream will actually work.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:51 pm
    I'm still going to watch it off Nintendo's site.

 RawkHawk2010 5:51 pm
    Okay.
    R.I.P. You.
    Unless you mean Nintendo's site as in...
    ...the YouTube video embedded on it.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:51 pm
    http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/04-08-2014/
    Whatever this is.

 RawkHawk2010 5:51 pm
    With that fucking chat box on the side.
    9 minutes

 Nintendork 13 13 5:52 pm
    That's what was linked to from smashbros.com
    IS YR at Starbucks again?
    *refresh*
    woah
    the YT video embedded in it appeared
    and suddenly there's a chatbox.

 RawkHawk2010 5:52 pm
    See!

 masteryoshirider 5:52 pm
    I'm here.

 RawkHawk2010 5:52 pm
    They're already fucking up!
    GET TO THE YOUTUBE PAGE STAT.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:53 pm
    No, it's fine!

 RawkHawk2010 5:53 pm
    So, here's my hopes:

 Nintendork 13 13 5:53 pm
    I think.

 RawkHawk2010 5:53 pm
    1. K. Rool
    2. Mother stuff

 Nintendork 13 13 5:53 pm
    You think it'll be like Kamiya's Direct and announce the release date every 2 minutes?

 RawkHawk2010 5:53 pm
    and
    http://i.imgur.com/PkPd3Un.jpg
    3. that as an alternate costume for Villager
    Yes.
    And the "release date" will be "TBD"
    So it'll be funny.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:55 pm
    lol
    They'll announce TBD every 2 minutes.
    Hi Kamek!
    Glad you could make it!
    (...I should probably confirm he's capable of replying first before assuming he's here.)

 Ultralink1000 5:57 pm
    :D

 Nintendork 13 13 5:57 pm
    :-D

 Ultralink1000 5:57 pm
    >>
    Are we on air yet?

 masteryoshirider 5:57 pm
    No.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:57 pm
    Yes.
    Well, we are.

 Ultralink1000 5:57 pm
    xD

 Nintendork 13 13 5:57 pm
    Sakurai isn't.

 Ultralink1000 5:57 pm
    That's right

 Nintendork 13 13 5:57 pm
    He's taking his sweet 3 minutes.

 Ultralink1000 5:57 pm
    this is the personal smash direct isn't it?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:57 pm
    Yes.
    39 minutes long.
    So no sleeping for you.

 RawkHawk2010 5:57 pm
    http://www.dkvine.com/interactive/forums/style_emoticons/default/orangesarenice.gif

 Ultralink1000 5:57 pm
    @_@

 Nintendork 13 13 5:57 pm
    (Not for a while now.)

 RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
    my expression right now ^

 Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
    Your head really shrunk, Rawk!

 Ultralink1000 5:58 pm
    Oranges are nice

 Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
    Did you have some sort of head accident during your leave of absence?!

 Ultralink1000 5:58 pm
    Moi?
    oh
    rawk

 Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
    ...Did YOU have one?
    Well, anyway.
    1 minute!

 RawkHawk2010 5:59 pm
    ieuhgfdeuiygwfuw

 Ultralink1000 5:59 pm
    >> I dropped my smart phone on my face once
    twice...

 RawkHawk2010 5:59 pm
    I just slammed my head into the desk.
    Out of excitement.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
    ...Yikes.
    You ARE having head accidents!

 Ultralink1000 5:59 pm
    how do I

 Ultralink1000 5:59 pm
    stop the notification noise on the blast

 Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
    ...aim settings
    (that's a rather big problem)

 Ultralink1000 6:00 pm
    <<
    AH!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    So is the video supposed to start now
    AH

 Ultralink1000 6:00 pm
    It's starting

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    MAY CONTAIN COTNENT
    INAPPRORPAITE

 RawkHawk2010 6:00 pm
    STARTED

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    FOR CHILDREN
    KIRBY
    IT'S A NEW THEME
    well no it's not
    BLAAM

 Ultralink1000 6:00 pm
    So many notification beeps!

 RawkHawk2010 6:00 pm
    THIS MUSIC

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    figure it out kamek

 RawkHawk2010 6:00 pm
    SAKURAI

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    "Yes I'm still alive!"

 Ultralink1000 6:00 pm
    >>

 RawkHawk2010 6:00 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 6:00 pm
    bandai namco?

 RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
    bamco

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    It's that order in Japan-land.

 Ultralink1000 6:01 pm
    Hah xD

 RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
    dat same leopord shirt

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    He seemed to have trouble saying "direct".
    RELEASE INFO
    Planned release timing.

 Ultralink1000 6:01 pm
    :O
    aw

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    3DS this summer

 Ultralink1000 6:01 pm
    what?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    Wii U

 RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    Winter 2014
    WHAT

 RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
    KNEW ITR

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    HOW THE HELL IS THE WII U VERSION
    GOING TO SELL

 Ultralink1000 6:01 pm
    Different release dates?
    >>

 RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
    hniuwdbgyugqsqw

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    TECHNICAL TIDBIT

 RawkHawk2010 6:01 pm
    LOL

 Ultralink1000 6:02 pm
    o.o;

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    3DS at 60 frames per second

 RawkHawk2010 6:02 pm
    brawl music

 Ultralink1000 6:02 pm
    60 frames per second while 3D?
    That's insane

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    It's the Melee DK stage

 RawkHawk2010 6:02 pm
    Kongo Jungle

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    GOROH
    IS AN ASSIST TROPHY

 Ultralink1000 6:02 pm
    Dude that's pretty sweet

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    DECONFIRMED

 Ultralink1000 6:02 pm
    not going to lie

 RawkHawk2010 6:02 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    Same roster.
    For both systems.
    Stages completely different!
    Wii U Battlefield looks better <3

 Ultralink1000 6:03 pm
    aw
    only two songs?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:03 pm
    3DS stage only has 2 musics.
    hahahahaha
    Wii U version gets...

 RawkHawk2010 6:03 pm
    wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 6:03 pm
    ...A lot more!

 RawkHawk2010 6:03 pm
    FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 6:03 pm
    CONNECTIVITY

 RawkHawk2010 6:03 pm
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 Ultralink1000 6:03 pm
    This is a little concerning

 Nintendork 13 13 6:03 pm
    ...tell about those at a later date

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    ...wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
    Well, glad I'm getting Wii U one!

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    Reused music?
    For the Wii U version?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
    Uprising music

 Ultralink1000 6:04 pm
    whoa
    spirit train looks amazing

 Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
    woah
    DK did a fucking
    Tropical Freeze thing
    where he ground-pounded the platform
    and found a secret.

 Ultralink1000 6:04 pm
    I think that was koume and kotake >>

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    tottimer island <3

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    Balloon Fight stage!

 Ultralink1000 6:05 pm
    Balloon fight...
    ?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    Jungle Japes...?!?

 Ultralink1000 6:05 pm
    character confirmed?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    Pyrosphere
    no Ridley
    Boxing Ring confirmed with Mac's icon.
    Pilot Wings icon.
    WOAH

 Ultralink1000 6:05 pm
    o.o rock rifs confirmed

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    MUSIC CHANGE to something cool

 Ultralink1000 6:05 pm
    AH THE GARDEN OF HOPE

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    It's from Skyward Sword.
    Halberd is back!

 RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
    jungle japes is getting old

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    ...so no new Kirby stage or what

 Ultralink1000 6:06 pm
    oldy stages
    Different past stages?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    Each system has returned stages.
    Yellow Devil.
    Flying Yellow Devil stage hazard.
    I... hate... this thing...

 Ultralink1000 6:06 pm
    >>

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    ...Well, it's true to form.
    Big explosion!

 Ultralink1000 6:07 pm
    I see
    That makes sense

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    Like Smart Bomb!

 Ultralink1000 6:07 pm
    That'll make it interesting

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    Also dat upright Bowser.

 Ultralink1000 6:07 pm
    Aw

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    other boss chatracyer
    sdTRIDLEY
    HAHAHAHA

 Ultralink1000 6:07 pm
    no playable ridley

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    RIDLEY HAHAHAHAHA

 Ultralink1000 6:07 pm
    :\
    sad

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    Trophy quiz.
    ...uhhh....
    who is it

 Ultralink1000 6:07 pm
    awkward music

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    Tiki
    Online Play!

 Ultralink1000 6:08 pm
    old melee fire emblem music

 Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
    You can play online with Wii U!
    ...With Friends or With Anyone.
    ...You can also play with the 3DS version!

 Ultralink1000 6:08 pm
    hmm

 Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
    (3DS has shittier connection)
    Sakurai recommends wired connection.

 Ultralink1000 6:08 pm
    makes sense

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    Sakurai talking about Brawl's online problems.
    "FOR FUN"

 Ultralink1000 6:09 pm
    :D yay

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    "FOR GLORY"

 Ultralink1000 6:09 pm
    I like this idea

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    "Random (No Final Destination)"

 Ultralink1000 6:09 pm
    oh dear...

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    FOR GLORY

 Ultralink1000 6:09 pm
    NO ITEMS

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    FINAL DESTINATION ONLY
    NO ITEMS

 Ultralink1000 6:09 pm
    FOX ONLY

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    1V1

 Ultralink1000 6:09 pm
    FINAL DESTINATION

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    WIN LOSS RECORD

 RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
    for fun

 Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
    Amazing job Sakurai.

 RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
    or for glory

 Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
    Matches with friends are whatever.

 RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
    WTF

 Ultralink1000 6:10 pm
    I like the mario galaxy stage

 RawkHawk2010 6:10 pm
    FD ONLY
    FUCKING STUPID
    Fucking tourneyfags.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
    Smashboards probably is joyous.

 Ultralink1000 6:10 pm
    ah

 Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
    woah
    WHAT

 Ultralink1000 6:10 pm
    that's better

 Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
    ALMOST ALL STAGES

 Ultralink1000 6:10 pm
    good idea ^^

 Nintendork 13 13 6:10 pm
    HAVE FINAL DESTINATION FORM
    GOOD JOB SAKURAI
    :-D

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    "you can now report troublemakers just like miiverse"
    uh

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    Good job indeed.

 Ultralink1000 6:11 pm
    >>

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    ...that's not really good is it

 Ultralink1000 6:11 pm
    Oh dear....

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    Very good job.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    What's wrong with "relentless targeting of an individual"?

 Ultralink1000 6:11 pm
    ><

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    OH NO
    "YOU CAN NOW REPORT TROUBLEMAKERS"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    I don't trust Miiverse admins to regulate for Smash!

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    THAT'S US

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    YEAH
    >_>;
    "Global Smash Power"

 Ultralink1000 6:11 pm
    speak for yourself >>

 RawkHawk2010 6:12 pm
    BANS?!
    FUCK

 masteryoshirider 6:12 pm
    Getting banned in Smash, lol

 RawkHawk2010 6:12 pm
    WE'RE ALREADY DEAD.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
    No online battle leaderboards
    but solo mode ranks.

 Ultralink1000 6:12 pm
    GLOBAL SMASH POWERU!!!!!!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
    IT'S THE BRAWL MUSIC
    NOOOO
    It's an up-moving power.
    Not a down one.

 Ultralink1000 6:12 pm
    XD Nice

 Nintendork 13 13 6:12 pm
    That Mii looks so happy.
    Matchmaking based on skill.

 Ultralink1000 6:13 pm
    items :D

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    So troublemakers get put together?
    BEAM SWORD
    woah
    awesome music

 Ultralink1000 6:13 pm
    Updated bumper

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    FROM
    DKC
    THE ROCKETBARREL
    IT

 Ultralink1000 6:13 pm
    obvious motion sensor

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    IS ALL JAZZY

 RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
    where's k. rool

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    <3333333333333
    <333333333333333333

 Ultralink1000 6:13 pm
    Holy!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    *jazz-boner*

 Ultralink1000 6:13 pm
    what xD

 Nintendork 13 13 6:13 pm
    It's Uprising's Back Shield!

 RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
    WTF

 Ultralink1000 6:13 pm
    These are great items

 RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
    rocket barrel theme

 Ultralink1000 6:13 pm
    just saying

 RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
    DID WISE DO THIS

 Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
    Who knows but it's better than Wise's
    because jazzzzzzz <3

 RawkHawk2010 6:14 pm
    FIRE BAR IS BADASS

 Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
    Flying Mac!

 Ultralink1000 6:14 pm
    Loving these items

 Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
    Trophy Quiz!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
    FI

 Ultralink1000 6:14 pm
    WHO'S THAT POKEMON!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
    I actually know this. ^.^

 Ultralink1000 6:14 pm
    IT'S Fi!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
    Asist Trophies
    aka
    "deconfirmed characters"
    WALUIGI PLUSHIE
    WHAAHAHA

 Ultralink1000 6:14 pm
    aw but I don't like devil

 RawkHawk2010 6:15 pm
    trophy quiz

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    Knuckle Joe deconfirmed

 RawkHawk2010 6:15 pm
    is this online

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    Rawk you're behind

 Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
    new nintendog is good
    :0!!!!!!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    ...I thought your YT is supposed to be better

 Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
    skull kid!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    Skull Kid makes shit upside down
    Midna deconfirmed

 Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
    Ashley...did not see that coming

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    Dark Samus deconfirmed
    All the Metroid characters are Assists or stage hazards.

 RawkHawk2010 6:15 pm
    DR. WRIGHT?!

 Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
    What on earth is isabelle doing

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    Amazing.

 RawkHawk2010 6:15 pm
    BUT SIM CITY IS

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    Elec Man!??!

 RawkHawk2010 6:15 pm
    UH

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    ...

 Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
    pong?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:15 pm
    COLOR TV-GAME 15?!?

 Ultralink1000 6:15 pm
    dude

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    Time for deconfirmed Pokémon
    MASTER BALL?!

 Ultralink1000 6:16 pm
    pong is the best

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    Master Ball item!

 Ultralink1000 6:16 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    ARCEUS

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    "Ar-kee-us"

 Ultralink1000 6:16 pm
    XD
    HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    Sakurai has his own way of pronouncing it
    wtf Sakurai used Substitute

 Ultralink1000 6:16 pm
    Substitute

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    Eevee deconfirmed

 Ultralink1000 6:16 pm
    best use of a substitute ever

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    Meloetta deconfirmed
    wtf riding Gogoat
    Victini deconfirmed

 Ultralink1000 6:17 pm
    wow
    wait

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    Keldeo deconfirmed

 Ultralink1000 6:17 pm
    where's Yvetal?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    (I've seen people request all of those)

 Ultralink1000 6:17 pm
    final smash of course

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    "now let's get to what you've all been waiting for: the fighters"
    Zero Laser

 Ultralink1000 6:17 pm
    o.o

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    from Samus
    ...her suit didn't break

 Ultralink1000 6:17 pm
    where's zero suit
    huh

 Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
    Form changes will no longer change

 Ultralink1000 6:18 pm
    >>
    why?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
    ...so...
    "what happened to Zero Suit Samus?"
    ZSS
    DECONFIRMED

 Ultralink1000 6:18 pm
    what a dick

 Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
    WHAT
    NAH

 Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
    HE'S ONLY KIDDING
    ZERO SUIT SAMUS ZEROES IN
    WHAT THE FUCK
    HE'S A TROLLLL

 Ultralink1000 6:18 pm
    dude

 Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
    She gets Jet Boots!

 Ultralink1000 6:18 pm
    that's amazing

 RawkHawk2010 6:18 pm
    NBiyusdhguwgqytuiqgfde

 Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
    Zelda!

 RawkHawk2010 6:19 pm
    I'm at Samus.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
    Sheik IS replaced with Phantom!

 Ultralink1000 6:19 pm
    I don't think I like the zelda and sheik split

 Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
    "what happened to Sheik?"
    "Don't worry: Sheik is back"
    SHEIK APPEARS ON THE SCENE
    "Burst grenade" and "bouncing fish"
    Replaces her whip
    And transform.
    Pit plush.
    Hi Kirby

 Ultralink1000 6:20 pm
    More kirby hammers :D

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    Hammer flip!
    Best move from KSSU
    NEW FINAL SMASH!
    Ultra Sword!

 RawkHawk2010 6:20 pm
    Kirby

 Ultralink1000 6:20 pm
    Ultra sword doesn't feel satisfying

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    Gordos instead of Waddle Dees

 Ultralink1000 6:20 pm
    Meh

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    Waddle Dee confirmed?

 Ultralink1000 6:20 pm
    I liked the random
    hahaha xD

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    woah
    Lucario just fucking
    flew across the stage
    AHH
    MEGA EVOLUTION

 Ultralink1000 6:21 pm
    YAY!!!!!
    Olimar ^^

 Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm
    Pikmin and Olimar
    Only 3 Pikmin
    as we all guessed.
    Pikmin now in fixed order.
    Red Yellow Blue.
    Then White and Purple and Red.
    What about his recovery?

 Ultralink1000 6:21 pm
    :D
    winged pikmin

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    It's now Winged Pikmin!
    He can recovery much farther!
    Pit!

 Ultralink1000 6:22 pm
    Sounds like they tried really hard to balance him

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    No more gliding.
    Yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    Pit "leveled up".

 RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm
    Olimar looks like a bitch to use.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    Final Smash: Three Sacred Treasures
    (Palutena confirmed?)
    one more
    YOSHI
    YOSHI ROLLS INTO BATTLE
    With no baby piece of shit!
    Yoshi stands upright just like Bowser!
    (Good job Wii Fit Trainer)

 Ultralink1000 6:23 pm
    that's interesting....

 RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
    Oh hey Yoshi wasn't cut.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    "Rest assured, Yoshi will stand tall in battle."

 Ultralink1000 6:23 pm
    everyone is kind of the same in standing straight up

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    PALUTENA TROPHY

 Ultralink1000 6:23 pm
    ew

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    AHHHHHH
    NOOOOO
    it's nooot
    "New Fighters"
    Rosalina info.

 RawkHawk2010 6:24 pm
    NEW FIGHTERS

 Ultralink1000 6:24 pm
    whoa
    Rosalina is going to be a little OP

 Nintendork 13 13 6:24 pm
    wtf
    dk just kidnapped rosalina
    power star
    final smash
    Starman shoots shit
    LITTLE MAC
    HERE WE GO
    MAC MUSIC
    YES SO SEXY MUSIC
    sakurai says the moveset was hard to put together

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    MAC

 Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
    ground power EXTREME
    sheer WILLPOWER

 Ultralink1000 6:26 pm
    so

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    Megaton Smash attacks!

 Ultralink1000 6:26 pm
    very ike ish

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    ...and very weak in the air

 RawkHawk2010 6:26 pm
    "exceedingly cresh character"
    the banana

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    "recovery ability is just terrible"

 RawkHawk2010 6:26 pm
    fresh*

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    Power Meter.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    B is Straight lunge
    Hitting enemies or getting hit
    One shot only KO Uppetcut
    One punch insta-ko

 Ultralink1000 6:27 pm
    DUDE!
    that stage is amazing

 Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
    The lava one? ya
    Slip Counter
    Mac music change
    to "get up" theme
    GIGA MAC
    WOAAH
    WIREFRAME MAC COSTUME

 Ultralink1000 6:27 pm
    that's interesting

 Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
    YES
    Time for Villager.
    wtf he just stole Sonic's spring
    Sakurai isn't commentating.

 RawkHawk2010 6:28 pm
    Time for that Villager costume.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:28 pm
    Final Smash: Dream Home
    Nook deconfirmed

 Ultralink1000 6:28 pm
    ?
    odd

 Nintendork 13 13 6:28 pm
    Sakurai didn't say anything.
    Mega Man.

 RawkHawk2010 6:29 pm
    TIMBER CONFIRMED FOR SMASH

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    Going over his smash attacks and even tilts.
    poor Yoshi is a sucker

 Ultralink1000 6:29 pm
    holy!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    WOAH

 Ultralink1000 6:29 pm
    WHA!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    FINAL SMASH
    "It's Mega Man's famous co-stars!"

 Ultralink1000 6:29 pm
    Alternate universal Final smash

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    Wii Fit Trainer...
    dat sun salutation
    I bought Wii Fit.

 RawkHawk2010 6:29 pm
    WHOA
    Dat Final Smash.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    I did a lot of sun salutations.
    ...I never was able to use a projectile.

 Ultralink1000 6:30 pm
    xD

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    dat leg shot
    ...AHH
    MALE WII FIT TRAINER'S LEG SHOT
    >_>;
    why sakurai whyyy
    "MYSTERIOUS SPECIAL MOVES"
    wtf fireball

 Ultralink1000 6:30 pm
    oh dear

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    "I think you'll see some moves you've never seen before"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    Custom Movesets

 Ultralink1000 6:30 pm
    hmm

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    but not online
    with strangers
    Yes online with friends
    dat DK headbutt

 Ultralink1000 6:31 pm
    Very interesting

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    Trophy Quiz!!
    RIDLEY

 Ultralink1000 6:31 pm
    :0 AAA
    I hated that thing

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    ...king kihunter

 Ultralink1000 6:31 pm
    So creepy

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    ...>_>;
    "Smash Run"
    ...huh
    "New game mode only on 3DS version"
    "big new game mode"

 Ultralink1000 6:31 pm
    3DS exclusive
    oh look

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    KREMLINGS

 Ultralink1000 6:31 pm
    Kritters rawk

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    LOTS OF KREMLINGS
    SSE door!

 RawkHawk2010 6:31 pm
    Smash Run

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    it's the fucking

 Ultralink1000 6:31 pm
    SHY GUY :DDDDDD

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    Kirby Air Ride
    power-ups

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 RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
    hudubhdjhgwdtyqgftyw
    BYUQgwdjfytugyuww''
    KREMLINGS
    HByuiwgbwdgbyguwqw2q
    iudwhuwyihweyeu2qgquwde
    jfuihrbgwydugdw

 Ultralink1000 6:32 pm
    Dude

 RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

 Ultralink1000 6:32 pm
    it's just like city trial
    IT'S CITY TRIAL
    FOR SMASH

 RawkHawk2010 6:32 pm
    Smash 3DS superior confirmed.

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 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    ity's
    kirby air ride
    exactly kirby air ride

 RawkHawk2010 6:33 pm
    Holy fuck.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
    ...guess I have to get 3DS
    even with events power-ups and fional stages

 Ultralink1000 6:33 pm
    They combined....AirRide City Trials
    with
    Smash
    SEEE!!!!!!!!?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
    AHH HE EVEN HAS CITY TRIAL
    "I created that game a while ago"

 RawkHawk2010 6:33 pm
    please say you can do this online

 Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
    "most of the enemies are drawn from the various game series"
    Tiki!
    Chandelure?!?!

 Ultralink1000 6:34 pm
    it's online rawk

 Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
    I SAW KAMEK
    or a Magikoopa

 Ultralink1000 6:34 pm
    WHAT?!
    >>

 Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
    You're confirmed!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
    ...as a Smash Run enemy

 Ultralink1000 6:35 pm
    Close enough
    oh no
    my internet just died >>

 Nintendork 13 13 6:35 pm
    "DIRECTOR of Super Smash Brothers"
    AHH
    DK ROLL

 Ultralink1000 6:35 pm
    xD
    I like his direct thingy
    So
    you think this is all the characters?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:35 pm
    we have 4 more minutes
    BOWSER

 RawkHawk2010 6:35 pm
    DK Roll

 Nintendork 13 13 6:35 pm
    YEAAAH
    Zero Suit Samus sexy

 Ultralink1000 6:36 pm
    I love the use of the classic smash 64 music

 Nintendork 13 13 6:36 pm
    Same.
    I forgot Toon Link was in the game

 Ultralink1000 6:36 pm
    me too

 masteryoshirider 6:36 pm
    City Trial thing looked cool

 Ultralink1000 6:36 pm
    I seriously think this is the whole roster

 Nintendork 13 13 6:36 pm
    3 minutes
    Kamek proven wrong
    POKé BALL
    CHARIZARD
    CHARIZARD FIRES IT UP

 Ultralink1000 6:37 pm
    Ugh i'm like 15 seconds behind you >>
    Whoa

 Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
    WOAAAAAH
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    AHHHHHHHHHHHH

 Ultralink1000 6:37 pm
    JEEEZ

 RawkHawk2010 6:37 pm
    what the fuck

 Ultralink1000 6:37 pm
    wut

 Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
    WHAAAAAT

 Ultralink1000 6:37 pm
    wut is that

 masteryoshirider 6:37 pm
    oh hey charizard

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    .............
    GRENINJA MAKES A SPLASH

 Ultralink1000 6:38 pm
    If only the game looked that cool

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    GRENINJA USED SUBSTITUTE

 RawkHawk2010 6:38 pm
    UIsqyugqtuywfqtesyuftq
    OH MY GOD

 Ultralink1000 6:38 pm
    That's interesting....he's one of the few characters that are at an angle now

 Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
    MEGA CHARIZARD
    direct end
    ...................................
    woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 RawkHawk2010 6:39 pm
    Holy
    Fuck.

 masteryoshirider 6:39 pm
    Wow

 Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
    amazing trailer

 RawkHawk2010 6:39 pm
    I fucking
    have goosebumps.

 Ultralink1000 6:39 pm
    Duuuuuuuude
    I love the cinematic cut scenes
    they're amazing

 Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
    so
    Pokémon Trainer out
    Ridley out

 Ultralink1000 6:40 pm
    yup

 Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
    (or never in)
    Charizard in solo

 Ultralink1000 6:40 pm
    ivysaur and squirtle too

 Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
    GRENINJA in
    wait so

 Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
    Pikachu
    Lucario

 Ultralink1000 6:41 pm
    Japan loves charizard by the way

 Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
    Charizard
    Greninja
    ...(jigglypuff for #5?)
    Sheik in
    ZSS in
    Yoshi in

 RawkHawk2010 6:41 pm
    I fear for EarthBound.

 Ultralink1000 6:41 pm
    The japanese people I talk to at the french university think of charizard first when I mention pokemon

 Nintendork 13 13 6:42 pm
    ...(How multicultural)

 Ultralink1000 6:42 pm
    Help me find the Magikoopa >>

 RawkHawk2010 6:42 pm
    FUCK GRENINJA, FUCK LUCARIO, FUCK SAKURAI THIS IS MEWTWO BEING CUT FROM BRAWL ALL OVER AGAIN I HOPE THEY ALL FUCKING DIE

 Ultralink1000 6:43 pm
    I personally would love to see mewtwo again
    Does anyone else like sakurai's hook?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:43 pm
    Mewtwo sure as hell isn't getting in.
    Which one?
    He trolled throughout the entire Direct.

 Ultralink1000 6:44 pm
    Where he looks like he's going to do the DIRECTLY TO YOU thing
    but he doesn't

 Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 6:44 pm
    Holy fuck

 Ultralink1000 6:44 pm
    Also

 Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
    Well he does the hand motion!

 RawkHawk2010 6:44 pm
    Over 40 people are reading the Smash dkvine thread.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
    I'll get a screenshot of Magikoopa for you

 Ultralink1000 6:44 pm
    Substitute Sakurai was the funniest thing
    to me
    found it

 Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
    ...Well, okay, you can find it yourself!

 Ultralink1000 6:45 pm
    1:10:08
    Looks like generic magikoopas are confirmed for random baddies ^^

 RawkHawk2010 6:46 pm
    where's the greninja trailer

 Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
    At the end of the video of course.
    :-P
    I thought it was Mewtwo personally.
    (I think that's what he was going for!)

 RawkHawk2010 6:46 pm
    I thought it was fucking Medicham.

 Ultralink1000 6:46 pm
    I would have liked a return with a new moveset
    I didn't think it was a pokemon at all xD
    Greninja and charizard share a trailer

 RawkHawk2010 6:47 pm
    Guys.
    K. Rool is so in.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
    Charizard almost destroying Mari0 made me happy.

 Ultralink1000 6:47 pm
    this is hilarious to me because because I choose froakie as my starter

 Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
    Mari0 did the same "I'm going to back up in surprise" thing he did with Mega Man.

 RawkHawk2010 6:47 pm
    Dude.
    City Trial is online right?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
    Yes

 Ultralink1000 6:48 pm
    and I just watched the pokemon episode with the charicific valley

 Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
    With friends.

 RawkHawk2010 6:48 pm
    Dude.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
    I think.
    uh

 RawkHawk2010 6:48 pm
    We're sooooooooooooo playing the hell out of that shit.

 Ultralink1000 6:48 pm
    Yup City Trial is online

 RawkHawk2010 6:48 pm
    Get ready.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
    lemme rewatch that to make sure
    rewatching Smash Run
    at 1:09:30

 Ultralink1000 6:48 pm
    I propose keep wide weekly plays

 Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
    Rawk
    A week ago, not that we'd know this since you were leave of absence'd
    ...but you said you weren't excited for Smash.
    Has that changed?

 RawkHawk2010 6:49 pm
    D'oh.
    CITY TRIAL
    YEEEEEEEEEEEE

 Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
    Smash Run 4 players...
    ...He didn't say it's online.
    He said it's multiplayer
    and multiple game systems are required for multiplayer.

 RawkHawk2010 6:50 pm
    It better be online.
    Holy shit.
    I will be so fucking pissed if it's not.
    You know what?

 Ultralink1000 6:50 pm
    You also have to make sure your internet doesn't suck

 Nintendork 13 13 6:50 pm
    So this is SSE's replacement.
    ...I'll take it.

 RawkHawk2010 6:50 pm
    If he didn't say it it probably won't be.
    FUCK.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:50 pm
    Yeah, Rawk, I don't trust your Internet.
    Although you'll be at a different
    uh
    house by then.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
    You'd think you'd see the uh
    ....online connection thing in the corner of the screen.
    With the bars.
    was it shown when he was showing off the online earlier
    let's seeeeeee
    It's censored by
    TOKYO VS. KYOTO

 Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
    I'm so happy about For Fun/For Glory.

 Ultralink1000 6:54 pm
    I think it'll be interesting

 RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
    am i the only one who fears for earthbound

 Ultralink1000 6:54 pm
    Ness is in isn't he?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
    not confirmed

 RawkHawk2010 6:54 pm
    have we seen ANYTHING related to it for sure?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
    no

 RawkHawk2010 6:55 pm
    Not even Mr. Saturn.

 Ultralink1000 6:55 pm
    oh dear

 RawkHawk2010 6:55 pm
    This is weird.
    Smash 3DS is the definitive game.
    No one's even gonna care about the Wii U version when it's released, lol.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
    Not necessarily.

 Ultralink1000 6:55 pm
    Hold on there rawk

 Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
    We... don't know everything about it.

 Ultralink1000 6:55 pm
    Obviously none of us saw this coming

 Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
    I think.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
    And Wii U has superior music.

 Ultralink1000 6:56 pm
    So there could be some other surprise that we won't see coming

 Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
    ^

 Ultralink1000 6:56 pm
    I mean I never even IMAGINED to put City Trials and SMASH together

 Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
    Anyway, no online connection bars anywhere.

 Ultralink1000 6:56 pm
    truly a genius move

 Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
    yeah
    So it's possible for City Trial mode to be online.
    ...(I wouldn't bet on it)

 Ultralink1000 6:57 pm
    it's possible
    rawk
    go watch that section again
    and report your findings >>

 Nintendork 13 13 6:57 pm
    *I'm* watching it.
    and/or watched it
    ...so...

 Nintendork 13 13 6:58 pm
    relistening to rocket barrel jazz
    I want to hear that coming from my TV.
    Not my 3DS!

 RawkHawk2010 6:58 pm
    K. Rool better be playable. The only reason why any of us ever had any doubts was because Kremlings were getting shafted ever since Brawl's release. But now that they're here, in Smash, K. Rool has no reason not to show up.

 Ultralink1000 6:59 pm
    Assist Trophy

 Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
    ha

 Ultralink1000 6:59 pm
    I wanna see Strikers Charged
    Kritter
    as an assist trophy

 Ultralink1000 7:00 pm
    and he does the hand wavy thing if he catches on fire like in the beginning of the intro xD

 Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
    Now relistening to Mac's part

 RawkHawk2010 7:02 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/M5CNJsu.png
    Is that Battle Network man?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:02 pm
    Battle Network
    Mega Man X
    Mega Man Classic
    something
    Mega Man Legends

 RawkHawk2010 7:02 pm
    Battle Network man is the one man I like.
    Yay.

 Ultralink1000 7:02 pm
    Yeah I know next to nothing about megaman
    so

 RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
    I thought the Trophy Quiz was gonna be a game mode.
    I'm disappointed.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
    lol

 Ultralink1000 7:03 pm
    xD
    Also
    Apparently Mars is uber bright in the night sky tonight

 Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
    Bowser has a new backair.
    Mars? More like
    Mac

 Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
    Anyway, I'm sure Iwata will have Sakurai give Wii U something exclusive.
    ...He's not giving up on the system yet, r-right?

 RawkHawk2010 7:05 pm
    I want City Trial to be online so bad.

 Ultralink1000 7:05 pm
    I think Wii U might get something great

 RawkHawk2010 7:05 pm
    THIS IS TORTURE.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
    Speaking of torture
    welcome back to KoopaTV, Rawk. ;-)

 Ultralink1000 7:05 pm
    That was a horrible segway

 RawkHawk2010 7:06 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
    ...I was trying to make it the closing of the log.
    x.x
    OH

 Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
    UH
    Custom movesetsd
    any thoughts
    DK had a mega headbutt
    and Kirby had an ice thing

 Ultralink1000 7:07 pm
    I don't know
    I can't really make a call
    I hope the options balance out well enough
    it'll be sad to see some go unused

 Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
    They won't, which is why it ain't online with anyone.
    :io

 RawkHawk2010 7:09 pm
    so we think K. Rool will be in right.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:09 pm
    no

 RawkHawk2010 7:09 pm
    But Kremlings!

 Nintendork 13 13 7:09 pm
    Speed/Jump/Attack/Special/Arms/Defense
    the screen shows player port
    NNID
    and stars
    (how many times you've won?)

 RawkHawk2010 7:09 pm
    Tikis/Snowmads replacing Kremlings were the only obstacle K. Rool had.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:09 pm
    wait no
    the stars are just the guy's name
    Well the Tikis are in Smash Run too.

 Ultralink1000 7:10 pm
    They're random each time rawk
    >> he mentioned that

 RawkHawk2010 7:11 pm
    So?
    It's confirmed Kremlings and DK's new villains can co-exist.
    That was K. Rool's only barrier to entry.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:12 pm
    Isn't it possible the Kritters are in as a reference to Strikers
    and not to DKC?
    In which case, K. Rool still isn't relevant.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:13 pm
    Anythin' else you want to add?

 Ultralink1000 7:14 pm
    moi?
    I'm alright

 Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
    Anyone.

 RawkHawk2010 7:14 pm
    r.i.p. earthbound

 Ultralink1000 7:14 pm
    I didn't think it was possible
    to be so excited again

 Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
    :-D

 Ultralink1000 7:14 pm
    But i'm definitely looking forward to Smash 3DS

 RawkHawk2010 7:15 pm
    http://dkvine.com/features/super_smash_bros_direct_14_04_08_liveblog.html
    reading this

 Nintendork 13 13 7:15 pm
    Our liveblog is better~
    *end log*

 Nintendork 13 13 7:16 pm
    oh
    wait
    Scratch that.
    There is an important screenshot.

 Ultralink1000 7:17 pm
    ?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:17 pm
    Of all the Poké Ball Pokémon that show up when Charizard is unveiled.

 RawkHawk2010 7:17 pm
    I like the dkvine perspective on Smash.
    Slush literally doesn't know who any of the Pokemon are.

 Ultralink1000 7:18 pm
    Haters gonna hate?

 RawkHawk2010 7:18 pm
    So him and a bunch of other people are completely oblivious to everything revealed that's non-DK.

 Ultralink1000 7:18 pm
    I think I found mars

 Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm
    Pokémon are:
    Oshawott

 Ultralink1000 7:19 pm
    It's insanely bright for a star

 Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm
    Snivy
    Staryu

 Ultralink1000 7:19 pm
    (planet)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm
    Goldeen
    Eevee
    Metagross
    Swirlix
    Darkrai
    Entei
    Giratina
    Gardevoir
    Latias
    Gulpin Palkia

 RawkHawk2010 7:19 pm
    WHRE THE FUCK IS MEGANIUM?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm
    Wobb
    Sigilyph
    Snorlax
    Lugia
    Gogoat
    Zoroark
    Kyurem
    Kyogre

 Ultralink1000 7:20 pm
    you can stop now

 Nintendork 13 13 7:20 pm
    Suicune, Deoxys, Keldeo

 RawkHawk2010 7:20 pm
    R.I.P. Squirtle and Ivysaur.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:20 pm
    Victini, Fennekin... Spewpa...

 RawkHawk2010 7:20 pm
    How we feel about that.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:20 pm
    and Inkay
    I'll miss them both.
    Squirtle was BNK.

 RawkHawk2010 7:21 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHRjp3CRx90

 Nintendork 13 13 7:21 pm
    (And Chespin, Meowth, Togepi, and Dedenne)

 RawkHawk2010 7:21 pm
    watching

 Nintendork 13 13 7:21 pm
    Yeah that's where my list comes from.
    The dudes all sent out in the first few seconds.

 Ultralink1000 7:23 pm
    I'm good

 Ultralink1000 7:23 pm
    I'll catch you guys later
    Ludwig
    3DS XL
    >>

 Nintendork 13 13 7:23 pm
    See ya.

 Ultralink1000 7:23 pm
    for real
    Night ^ ^

 Nintendork 13 13 7:26 pm
    *end log for real*



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