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Saturday, December 7, 2013

KOOPATV'S VGX 2013 LIVE REACTIONS!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - From pre-start to post-finish.

Hey guys. RawkHawk2010 decided to force KoopaTV to watch the Video Game Awards (X?). So here we are, in our AIM Blast. I'm Nintendork 13 13, YoshiRider123 is Masteryoshirider, and Rawk is himself. This is a very, very long log that spans hours, and I honestly don't recommend reading it. Although, I STRONGLY recommend that you read this instead of actually watching the VGX show, because it was terrible. But you can clearly see where we're interested and where we're not. We also react to some of the awards. Remember, we're basically only interested in Nintendo here. And Tom Clancy's The Division.

Here's our Top 3 things that we appreciated, as you'll see in the log: 
  1. Cranky Kong announced for Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. Good job Retro Studios!
  2. Billy Mitchell cameo in the Donkey Kong arcade segment.
  3. The brass instruments in the Grand Theft Auto V concert.

Nintendork 13 13 5:43 pm
    http://www.spike.com/netstorage/events/vgx/live.html
    AND WELCOME EVERYONE.
    To KoopaTV's LIVE REACTIONS TO  VEE GEE EXXXXXXX!
    The neXt generation of VIDEO GAME AWARDS!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:44 pm
    Streamed across Xbox One! Xbox 360! And PS3!
    ...I guess the Wii U can join with PS4 in being left out here.
    The pre-show is now beginning.
    With an exclusive look at "Thief" by Eidos.

 masteryoshirider 5:45 pm
    Which game won best RPG?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:46 pm
    ...We'll probably know in like 3 hours.

 masteryoshirider 5:46 pm
    Oh.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:46 pm
    It's a fantasy to be a thief.
    Immersion with HUDs.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:46 pm
    Just saying, Wii U's Gamepad allows for higher immersion.
    You can put all the HUDs on the GamePad.
    And leave the TV screen clean of all that.

 masteryoshirider 5:48 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/5maKhyl.png

 Nintendork 13 13 5:48 pm
    :-(

 Nintendork 13 13 5:49 pm
    (some guy just got sniped by a crossbow)
    This generic hype music is starting to annoy me.
    Is it from Thief or is it from Spike?
    woah
    Nintendo mentioned
    ...but more Thief shit.

 masteryoshirider 5:49 pm
    Won't want to miss Smash 4 getting canceled.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:50 pm
    You're gonna get knocked unconscious tonight, motherfucker.
    (Is Rawk alive?)

 masteryoshirider 5:51 pm
    Dick tater ship.

 RawkHawk2010 5:51 pm
    Sorry to keep you waiting!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:51 pm
    You're not Pit.
    You're missing brooprints.
    You shoot a ladder with a crossbow

 RawkHawk2010 5:52 pm
    The stream KILLED my computer.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:52 pm
    "so we know that, ah, difficulty is associated with this game"

 RawkHawk2010 5:52 pm
    Let's see if the Wii U gets anywhere.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:53 pm
    Eh? This is specifically NOT streaming on Wii U.

 masteryoshirider 5:53 pm
    Izzy medium ard.

 RawkHawk2010 5:53 pm
    what's the twitch url again

 Nintendork 13 13 5:53 pm
    uh

 Nintendork 13 13 5:53 pm
    http://www.twitch.tv/gametrailers

 RawkHawk2010 5:54 pm
    COME ON COMPUTER
    DON'T FAIL ME NOW

 Nintendork 13 13 5:54 pm
    You're missing a riveting discussion about arrows.
    Rope arrows.
    (Rope snake?)
    Buying new shoes.

 RawkHawk2010 5:55 pm
    I'm in.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:55 pm
    The SpikeTV guy kind of reminds me of you.

 RawkHawk2010 5:55 pm
    um
    The guy talking now?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
    Ya.

 RawkHawk2010 5:56 pm
    lol
    I remember when I had hair.

 masteryoshirider 5:56 pm
    Dripping with atmosphere.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
    (Bald Hawk)

 masteryoshirider 5:56 pm
    What if Peter Ong showed up at VGX?
    "Hey guys."

 Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
    Is Ong employed?

 masteryoshirider 5:57 pm
    Probably not.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:57 pm
    Maybe KoopaTV should hire him for Jessie Gosha Jr. Two.

 RawkHawk2010 5:57 pm
    What if there's a dude in the world like Ong...

 RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
    ...who's as devoted to KoopaTV games as much as the Mickey ones?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
    "New collectible: The Abundance of Emptiness"
    WOAH WOAH

 RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
    I know who this guy reminds me of.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
    HE MENTIONED TOM CLANCY'S THE DIVISION
    who gives a shit about the companion app

 RawkHawk2010 5:58 pm
    He's like Frank Fontaine from that DKC: Exposed video.
    "And guess what? They get PAAAAAAAAAAAID!"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
    The app reveals the story before the game is out?
    PS4/PS3/XBone/Xbox 360/PC
    whee
    Partner with GameStop.

 masteryoshirider 5:59 pm
    IGN Wiki.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:59 pm
    Exclusive access to the FULL VERSION of the app.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:00 pm
    (Pretty sure YR wrote about this before.)
    "If you have an APPetite"
    aw aren't you clever
    VGX STARTS
    RIGHT NOW
    STRONG LANGUAGE
    ew seizures
    "THE MUSIC OF GRAND THEFT AUTO V"
    why is that a selling point
    It's the cars from E3.
    Was the Miss Pac-Man/Ms. Pac-Man thing a jab at Anita Sarkeesian?

 masteryoshirider 6:01 pm
    Actual expert.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:01 pm
    X stands for Xenu?

 RawkHawk2010 6:02 pm
    computer dying again

 Nintendork 13 13 6:02 pm
    Well you're not missing anything.
    Are you wearing a super-absorbent adult diaper?
    "You can also watch on Twitch and Steam, which I've incidentally named My Genitals."
    ...Is this dudebro humour? >_>;

 masteryoshirider 6:03 pm
    This is awful.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:03 pm
    So if we don't get 25,000 tweets
    does the world premiere get canceled...?
    (Taking YR's pre-log question!)

 Nintendork 13 13 6:04 pm
    ..."Wario has undergone sexual-reassignment surgery" wot
    WORLD PREMIERE
    oh look it's stylistic

 RawkHawk2010 6:04 pm
    star fox

 masteryoshirider 6:04 pm
    ...
    GUNS

 RawkHawk2010 6:05 pm
    is this star fox

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    No.
    These are humans.
    wtf
    A hologram?
    "Tales From the Borderlands"

 masteryoshirider 6:05 pm
    Is this the new Nintendo IP?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
    "A new episodic series from Telltale Games"
    "Let's hear it everyone!"
    I thought they were going to applause somehow.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
    I didn't watch the VGA last year so I dunno wot he's referencing.

 masteryoshirider 6:07 pm
    That guy looks like that autistic person from before.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
    "Play: Nintendo"
    on "Coming Up"
    Fuck Borderlands.

 RawkHawk2010 6:07 pm
    DAMMIT COMPUTER
    I feel like SammyClassicSonicFan right now.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
    ahhhh
    A "Choose the Next Award" sidebar just popped up.

 masteryoshirider 6:08 pm
    His name is SammyTanookiGamer now.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:08 pm
    (I'm not voting.)
    BOMBASTIC

 Nintendork 13 13 6:09 pm
    Well this is a Western game developer philosophy lovefest.
    Kill a guy, his family shows up to avenge him, and then kill the family to steal their stuff.
    Yippee.
    gerbil
    ...ew

 RawkHawk2010 6:11 pm
    what's happening

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    Cheetos-encrusted fingertips.
    Uh

 Nintendork 13 13 6:11 pm
    They're making Cheetos.
    EW
    SMOSH
    ..............
    It's a skit where they're in the future
    Where there is an Xbox One 12
    And Kinect put someone into a wormhole.

 RawkHawk2010 6:13 pm
    wtf

 masteryoshirider 6:13 pm
    Half Life 3 still unreleased.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:14 pm
    .....................................
    dat fake applause
    World premiere
    Lara Croft walking on a log.
    "rebuilt"
    "remade"
    "reborn"
    "for the next generation"
    "Lara Croft will stun you"

 RawkHawk2010 6:16 pm
    still dying

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    "Tomb Raider Definitive Edition"

 masteryoshirider 6:16 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 6:16 pm
    DE

 masteryoshirider 6:16 pm
    definitive edition

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    Wait
    This is a remake of the Tomb Raider that just came out?
    Not on the original?

 masteryoshirider 6:17 pm
    Yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:17 pm
    ...
    ...............................
    :|
    I thought it failed to meet sales expectations or something.

 RawkHawk2010 6:17 pm
    i sent the above tweet three minutes ago

 Nintendork 13 13 6:18 pm
    ...
    ?

 masteryoshirider 6:18 pm
    "Laura".

 Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
    Wait, they spelled it "Laura" on-screen?

 masteryoshirider 6:19 pm
    They're pronouncing it like "Laura".

 Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
    (Guess it's not winning GoTY)

 RawkHawk2010 6:19 pm
    is that blammer

 Nintendork 13 13 6:19 pm
    ?

 RawkHawk2010 6:20 pm
    ballmer*

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    No.
    Twitter questions.

 masteryoshirider 6:20 pm
    That guy looks like a fat Jim Gaffigan.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    Literally "Laura".

 Nintendork 13 13 6:20 pm
    The actress is nodding aimlessly.

 masteryoshirider 6:20 pm
    No 3D in Definitive Edition.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:21 pm
    .........................

 RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm
    what's happening on screen for you guys

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    uh
    Lara Croft climbing a ladder
    with a voiceover
    She's saying to vote for her.

 RawkHawk2010 6:22 pm
    yeah
    I got Twitch working on the Wii U.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 6:22 pm
    whaaaaat

 RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
    My computer couldn't run it.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
    MY WII U IS MORE POWERFUL THAN MY COMPUTER.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    Wii U > PC
    confirmed.

 RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
    best action adventure game

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    Grand Theft Auto V best action adventure ga--...
    Oh they're saying the nominees.

 RawkHawk2010 6:23 pm
    AHHH
    VIRIDI!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:23 pm
    Tomb Raider.
    Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
    The Last Of Us
    The winner issss
    Assassin's Creed IV
    ...
    Wait, really?

 masteryoshirider 6:25 pm
    Did they do this for every nominee?
    Even Super Mario 3D World?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
    lol
    Well they said GFVB
    H GFVHREGGIW
    REGGIE
    REGGIE

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    JUST IN TIME

 Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
    "There's only one company that's never been here."
    REGGIE

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    THANK YOU BASED GOD

 Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
    DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
    TROPICAL FREEZE

 RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
    Huiyeghdwgwywgwtwg
    uihnuIHUIHEUIHEUIEGWEYUE

 masteryoshirider 6:26 pm
    noooo

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    Reggie's smiling

 RawkHawk2010 6:26 pm
    MY BODY IS READY

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    News break before we're "ready".

 RawkHawk2010 6:26 pm
    CRANKY
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 6:26 pm
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEES

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    CRANKY KONG
    PLAYABLE CHARACTER

 RawkHawk2010 6:26 pm
    MY DICK IS HARD

 Nintendork 13 13 6:26 pm
    Fantastic innovation
    Kind of objecting to their usage of the word "innovation" but okay.
    "A barrel fell"
    Retro guy
    hasn't said anythingh
    Okay.
    Cranky.
    Cane.
    Ground pound with cane.
    Pogo-stick

 RawkHawk2010 6:27 pm
    hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

 Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
    fucking
    Ducktales

 RawkHawk2010 6:27 pm
    ijU@Hwyw
    SCROOGE MCCRANKY

 Nintendork 13 13 6:27 pm
    Riding on DK
    Cane-bounce
    Bounce on spikes.
    Extra height.
    "a few months ago we talked about the kong-pow"

 RawkHawk2010 6:28 pm
    dis music

 Nintendork 13 13 6:28 pm
    That was literally last week.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    kick-five
    banana coins
    woah
    Really is Scrooge McDuck.
    Summons fucking money.

 RawkHawk2010 6:29 pm
    Cranky's a miser.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:29 pm
    February 21st in America

 RawkHawk2010 6:29 pm
    whoa

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    "we've got...uh... Kart coming, Smash coming"

 RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
    A day after my birthday.
    ONE DAY OFF
    FUCKKKKKK

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    METROID PIN
    "see any Metroid in the future?"
    dem fans online

 RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
    XD
    METROID FANS

 masteryoshirider 6:30 pm
    rofl

 RawkHawk2010 6:30 pm
    TROLLED

 Nintendork 13 13 6:30 pm
    "I would love to see another Metroid game."
    BAHHAAHAA
    "But who knows"
    "...Seriously Reggie, is there any other news?"
    "WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?"

 RawkHawk2010 6:31 pm
    OOH
    ANOTHER LEVEL
    "What more do you want?!"

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    "See what they'll say on the Internet."

 RawkHawk2010 6:31 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHA

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    Hawlucha
    Bramble
    BRAMBLE

 RawkHawk2010 6:31 pm
    Hu8heyehuwdgyedw
    WHAT THE FUCK
    TURN UP THAT VOLUME
    Did Retro not know that was a name? XD

 Nintendork 13 13 6:31 pm
    "Here's an example of Cranky killing one of the enemies."

 RawkHawk2010 6:31 pm
    (Its using the Cannon Canyon music.)

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    owls
    did David Wise not finish the music
    "How are you using the gamepad"

 masteryoshirider 6:32 pm
    Someone should make a "Nintendo just shot themselves in the foot" post.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:32 pm
    gameover
    Wide variety of controller options.
    "Is there more surprises?"
    "We're not gonna reveal a 5th for you."
    "Still trying to get you in Smash Bros."
    "We'll see what it needs to be for Mr. Sakurai to consider it."

 Nintendork 13 13 6:33 pm
    "We're seeing it right now with the 3DS."

 RawkHawk2010 6:34 pm
    hooooooooooooo boy

 Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
    "How much money have you made?"

 RawkHawk2010 6:34 pm
    Cranky looks great.
    And Metroid fans got owned.
    (As did GAF.)
    Good night.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
    "It's not surprised us."
    uh
    Reggie is still there
    >_>;
    "Wii magazine said that." "There is no Wii Magazine!"
    RIP Nintendo Power

 masteryoshirider 6:34 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
    Reggie cited news outlets. (Bribe?)
    Reggie memes.
    "I've seen the memes."
    "You're not going to give me new nicknames."
    ahhh
    Regginator
    Rainbow Reggie
    "My Body Is Always Ready For You"

 RawkHawk2010 6:35 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 6:35 pm
    wtf one of the Spike dudes disappeared

 RawkHawk2010 6:35 pm
    Gaf is dead.
    Cranky killed it.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:35 pm
    "Do you wanna create a new meme?"
    Cranky Reggie
    "I should've come with one of those walking sticks."
    "And beat you with it."
    Beating ass, takin' names.
    "You got one team or two teams in the studio?"
    "Can't tell you."

 RawkHawk2010 6:36 pm
    FUCK YOU KEIGHLEY!
    Alright.
    That was great.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:36 pm
    Yeah.
    Slightly drunk cameraman

 Nintendork 13 13 6:38 pm
    "Everything the Internet wants"
    Except Metroid. Bahahahaha.

 masteryoshirider 6:38 pm
    lol
    Reggie Fils-Aime ‏@Reggie_NOA 57s
    Hey @geoffkeighley, my body is ready. Ready to never come back to #VGX

 Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 6:39 pm
    Can I just say I love Cranky's playstyle?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:39 pm
    Should we get DuckTales now...?

 RawkHawk2010 6:40 pm
    Maybe.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:40 pm
    I LOVE how Madden 25 wasn't nominated.
    REST IN PEACE ELIZABETH BRETT

 masteryoshirider 6:41 pm
    Everyone's in the same pose.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
    World premiere
    Quantum Break

 masteryoshirider 6:41 pm
    Spoiler awert.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:41 pm
    ...for Xbox One
    lol
    "revolutionary entertainment experience"

 masteryoshirider 6:42 pm
    http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=730399

 Nintendork 13 13 6:44 pm
    Well I'm satisfied.
    I guess we gotta keep watching this.
    For Best Handheld of the year.
    *handheld game

 RawkHawk2010 6:46 pm
    Eric Kozlowsky ‏@vonkoznowI take it back, this host railing on geoff is fucking awesome.
    Retro guy ^

 Nintendork 13 13 6:47 pm
    ...
    uh
    Wot did he say first?

 RawkHawk2010 6:48 pm
    not sure

 Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
    Action game = Michael Bay movie knock-off

 RawkHawk2010 6:49 pm
    Eric Kozlowsky ‏@vonkoznow@MachineLaw Haters gonna hate, trust me people jus need to play it to see how special it is,I am so proud of this game and the team at Retro

 Nintendork 13 13 6:49 pm
    :-)
    iOS game
    ew
    Fingers
    ew

 RawkHawk2010 6:52 pm
    Cranky Kong is trending.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
    Good.

 RawkHawk2010 6:52 pm
    And not a single nice thing is being said.
    (Just how Cranky would want it?)

 Nintendork 13 13 6:52 pm
    ...Oh.
    Characters of the Year
    The Lutece Twins
    Bioshock Infinite
    Well, how'd you like them?
    oooh
    ...oh.
    what

 RawkHawk2010 6:53 pm
    Fuck 'em.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:53 pm
    I don't know wot's going on right now.
    I thought they said no breaks
    isn't wotever this is a break
    "Welcome to Hour 2"
    It's :53.
    <_<

 Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 6:55 pm
    Will ‏@RawkHawk2010nowCranky Kong just pissed off enough spoiled brats to trend on Twitter. (Exactly the way he'd want it.)
    Good tweet?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:55 pm
    Ya.

 RawkHawk2010 6:56 pm
    I haven't absorbed anything from this VGX thing since Cranky.
    Holy shit.

 Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
    Well there's been nothing interested.

 RawkHawk2010 6:56 pm
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 6:56 pm
    *interesting

 RawkHawk2010 6:56 pm
    I'm obsessed with this feeling.
    CRANKY JUST PISSED OFF THE WHOLE WORLD
  
    I LOVE IT!

 Nintendork 13 13 6:57 pm
    :-)
    wtf
    did that thing just say
    "I shall  make haste to Koopa Keep"
    or was that just me?
    >.>

 masteryoshirider 6:58 pm
    How did the Vine react to Cranky Kong?

 Nintendork 13 13 6:58 pm
    Game of the Year
    Tomb Raider

 Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
    Bioshock Infinite
    Super Mayrio 3D World

 RawkHawk2010 6:59 pm
    mario 3d world
    good game

 Nintendork 13 13 6:59 pm
    dat cognitive dissonance between Spike's music and the game
    The Last Of Us

 RawkHawk2010 6:59 pm
    Not as good as Tropical Freeze of course.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
    Grand Theft Auto V

 RawkHawk2010 7:00 pm
    And why are they using MK64 Bowser sound effects?
    Those were never in 3D World.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:00 pm
    'cause those effects are reused in Melee.
    ...I dunno.
    ...Winner is GTAV
    boooooooooooooo
    Who is this woman?
    She seems high.

 RawkHawk2010 7:01 pm
    Eric Kozlowsky ‏@vonkoznow@RawkHawk2010 Well, there you go! Perfect B-day gift!

 Nintendork 13 13 7:02 pm
    Some dumb indie thing.
    Brothers a Tale of Two Sons
    *turns volume down*
    ................

 RawkHawk2010 7:02 pm
    what the fuck is this
    HEY VGX
    IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR FOOTBALL PRACTICE
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

 Nintendork 13 13 7:03 pm
    This is wot people watch
    on YouTube

 RawkHawk2010 7:03 pm
    what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
    ..........

 RawkHawk2010 7:04 pm
    I remember when everyone thought TW101 was gonna win GOTY.
    (Before it came out, of course.)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:04 pm
    .......................................................................
    Is this really wot people watch on the Internet?

 RawkHawk2010 7:05 pm
    Guess so.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
    ...Ew.

 RawkHawk2010 7:05 pm
    Of course,
    that WAS tongue-in-cheek.
    Considering it was Mega64.
    ...not that that changes anything necessarily.
    do we care about destiny

 Nintendork 13 13 7:05 pm
    How is KoopaTV going to attract an audience if that's wot people like?
    of course not

 RawkHawk2010 7:06 pm
    Well Halo was a pretty fun series.
    I think you'd like it.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:06 pm
    I think people know when they read this if we're actually talking about the game being shown we're interested.
    If it's silent or we're talking about something else, we don't give a shit.
    I would?

 RawkHawk2010 7:06 pm
    Yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
    oh I thought he was gonna say

 RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
    ...I dunno.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
    Nine-Nine-Nine

 RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
    tropical freeze

 Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
    Billy Mitchell
    <3

 RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
    dat segue

 Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
    BILLY MITCHELL IS MY HERO
    oh this isn't about Billy Mitchell

 RawkHawk2010 7:07 pm
    Cranky Kong in the spotlight once again.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:07 pm
    ya
    wtf
    Dr. Bao
    (Hank Chien)

 RawkHawk2010 7:08 pm
    Wasn't Billy Mitchell participating in the Kong-Off?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
    I dunno
    But it's Dr. Bao

 Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
    Surgery = Donkey Kong Arcade

 masteryoshirider 7:08 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/GRs8nHe.jpg

 RawkHawk2010 7:08 pm
    He did Wrinkly's autopsy.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
    "Yeah it's gonna be brawns over brains"
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 7:08 pm
    ...and forgot everything that happened.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
    Quebec

 RawkHawk2010 7:09 pm
    This is like salt in the wound for GAF.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:09 pm
    (Is MS90 here?)
    "I don't really care about winning, but I just want to beat the champion."
    ...Contradiction?
    Muscleman wants to look like Donkey Kong.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:10 pm
    Muscleman has an Asian girl groupie behind him.
    was that Billy Mitchell cameo
    wtf lifting barrels
    "who is gonna win da muscle or da brain"
    "of course da muscle is gonna win"

 RawkHawk2010 7:11 pm
    rip mario

 Nintendork 13 13 7:11 pm
    This guy was the first f-bomb on the night?

 RawkHawk2010 7:11 pm
    Billy Mitchell

 Nintendork 13 13 7:11 pm
    "fuck donkey kong"

 RawkHawk2010 7:11 pm
    Did you see him?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:12 pm
    Ya.
    In a suit.
    Okay, so Cranky best thing of the night.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:12 pm
    Billy Mitchell second best.

 RawkHawk2010 7:12 pm
    What do you think of Cranky's Kong Pow?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:13 pm
    Obviously DuckTales reference.

 RawkHawk2010 7:13 pm
    Really?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:13 pm
    Duh.

 RawkHawk2010 7:13 pm
    I thought that was a coincidence.
    Cranky loved Banana Coins in DKCR.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:13 pm
    ...Well he owned the shop.
    So...

 RawkHawk2010 7:13 pm
    Yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
    Although
    there aren't any other collectibles, right?
    Hearts
    Balloons
    Banana Coins

 RawkHawk2010 7:14 pm
    I like the Kong-Pow more now.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:14 pm
    ...They can't summon DK Letters or puzzle pieces.

 RawkHawk2010 7:14 pm
    Since it removes that disturbing imbalance of Diddy's Kong-Pow being better.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:15 pm
    Obviously balloons are better than coins.

 RawkHawk2010 7:15 pm
    Yeah.
    But that's offset by Cranky appearing way more useful.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:15 pm
    Especially since you can exchange coins for balloons.

 RawkHawk2010 7:15 pm
    As far as moves go.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:15 pm
    Is Cranky better than DIXIE?
    Keep in mind, no hovering with the guy.

 RawkHawk2010 7:15 pm
    oh shit =-O

 Nintendork 13 13 7:16 pm
    So it's like playing with Toad in 3D World.
    (Dixie is actually more like Luig1)

 RawkHawk2010 7:16 pm
    Dixie > Cranky > Diddy

 Nintendork 13 13 7:16 pm
    (While Diddy is like Peach)

 RawkHawk2010 7:16 pm
    And for Kong-Pows...
    ...Diddy > Cranky > Dixie

 Nintendork 13 13 7:17 pm
    Ya.

 RawkHawk2010 7:17 pm
    Perfect.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:17 pm
    Mm.
    ...Although
    Dixie miiight be better than Cranky in Kong-Pow.

 RawkHawk2010 7:17 pm
    is this rayman

 Nintendork 13 13 7:17 pm
    Keep in mind the hearts are EXTRA.
    I'm not paying attention to wot's going on.

 RawkHawk2010 7:17 pm
    Yeah, but do we know if you still have them after completing a level?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:18 pm
    If TF is anything like Returns

 RawkHawk2010 7:18 pm
    Both lives and coins go into a permanent inventory.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:18 pm
    you'll have more coins than you'll know what to do with.

 RawkHawk2010 7:18 pm
    Your Third Heart item from Returns would always go away after a level.
    So..
    who knows.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:19 pm
    .....

 Nintendork 13 13 7:23 pm
    "Reggie gave us a date."
    "He's not a developer. He was ready."

 RawkHawk2010 7:24 pm
    I like how nothing else besides Cranky Kong and Quantum Break from VGX has trended.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:24 pm
    Another "Viral" thing
    so this is gonna suck

 Nintendork 13 13 7:26 pm
    ...ya.
    view-requested
    THE DIVISION WON
    YAY

 RawkHawk2010 7:27 pm
    hmm

 Nintendork 13 13 7:27 pm
    wait how is The Division a world premiere
    we watched it at E3

 RawkHawk2010 7:27 pm
    guess I'll pay attention
    cuz it's a world premiere trailer I guess.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:27 pm
    ...
    :|

 RawkHawk2010 7:27 pm
    (Cranky was a "world premiere" too.)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:27 pm
    "A TRUE NEXT-GEN ENGINE"

 RawkHawk2010 7:28 pm
    (Even though Amazon might argue about that.)

 Nintendork 13 13 7:28 pm
    (current gen but okay)
    DYNAMIC DAY AND NIGHT CYCLE
    The hanging light fixture

 masteryoshirider 7:28 pm
    Xenoblade?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:28 pm
    is the dividing sign.
    dem particles
    shader system
    ...I don't really care, but still.
    The helicopter's spinning thing
    is a bunch of fraction bars.

 RawkHawk2010 7:29 pm
    http://abload.de/img/crankbddif.png

 Nintendork 13 13 7:29 pm
    ...wait that's it
    >_>;
    I wanted gameplaaay.
    ew indie game awards

 RawkHawk2010 7:30 pm
    Cranky and the Auburn/Missouri football game are duking it out.
    as for what's trending higher

 Nintendork 13 13 7:30 pm
    I guess we're rooting for Cranky.

 RawkHawk2010 7:30 pm
    rofl

 RawkHawk2010 7:30 pm
    It just overtook it.
    Of course.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:30 pm
    ...Well if Cranky is all negative
    then maybe we're not.

 RawkHawk2010 7:31 pm
    Actually.
    I looked at the trending tweets.
    It's actually not negative at all.
    It's more "surprise."
    By a bunch of people who remember Cranky from the mid-nineties and forgot he existed.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:31 pm
    Surprise that leaked information actually was a th--...
    uh

 RawkHawk2010 7:31 pm
    And is wondering why the fuck he's trending worldwide.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:31 pm
    I thought people played Returns.
    Maybe they never want into the shop.

 RawkHawk2010 7:32 pm
    Remember
    All Twitter users are seeing this.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:32 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 7:32 pm
    Over 5 million people played DKCR.
    Hundreds of millions of people use Twitter.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:32 pm
    hm

 RawkHawk2010 7:32 pm
    ...maybe billions.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:33 pm
    ...doubt billions.
    World premiere announcement.
    caw
    Announcing
    Game of Thrones: A Telltale Series
    ...wasn't that also leaked

 RawkHawk2010 7:33 pm
    Yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:35 pm
    Now how many people will buy a Wii U because Cranky is trending?

 RawkHawk2010 7:35 pm
    Dear Nintendo: Nobody gives a FUCK about Donkey Kong Country. Stick that shit on the eShop where it belongs and show us Retro's real game. This troll has gone on long enough
    - someone somewhere

 Nintendork 13 13 7:35 pm
    ...
    :-(
    Stream is buffering
    ...and I really don't care

 RawkHawk2010 7:37 pm
    I love the reverse psychology going on.

 RawkHawk2010 7:37 pm
    I lot of people love that Cranky was announced just for the meltdown.
    They like seeing GAF cry like babies as much as we do.
    Nintendo's brilliant.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:37 pm
    That's why we're Nintendo fans.

 RawkHawk2010 7:38 pm
    Rodriguezjr ‏@Rodjr1292mWell, at least the good to come out all of this awards show is that Cranky Kong finally gets the respect that he deserves.
    isn't that an nsider

 Nintendork 13 13 7:38 pm
    ...Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 7:39 pm
    haha
    Cranky retweeted me
    character of the year

 Nintendork 13 13 7:39 pm
    GTAV thug character of the year.

 RawkHawk2010 7:40 pm
    Is he the winner?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:40 pm
    Too bad Cranky had nothing in 2013.
    uh
    Nominee.

 RawkHawk2010 7:40 pm
    oh shit
    Cranky could totally be the character of the year for 2014.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:40 pm
    Ya.

 RawkHawk2010 7:40 pm
    People might vote him in just because of what happened tonight.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:40 pm
    If they remember.

 masteryoshirider 7:41 pm
    GAF is down.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:41 pm
    Good.
    So this game is just scenery porn?
    (dat ain't Star Fox)
    "No Man's Sky"
    Ain't Fox McCloud's sky either.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:44 pm
    Well this guy has a good concept of sci-fi.

 RawkHawk2010 7:44 pm
    Chance Morris ‏@shwarf1m#cranky2013
    Man
    I'm glad Reggie didn't get saved until the end
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 7:46 pm
    I'm trying to stay awake.

 RawkHawk2010 7:46 pm
    VGX is just background noise at this point.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:47 pm
    YR must've fallen asleep.

 masteryoshirider 7:47 pm
    vgx sucks

 Nintendork 13 13 7:47 pm
    ...oh.
    So is this indie guy just pissing money?
    He already sold his house.

 RawkHawk2010 7:49 pm
    heading outside
    gta performance
    oh boy
    rap

 Nintendork 13 13 7:49 pm
    the fuck is this

 RawkHawk2010 7:49 pm
    ...DK Rap?

 Nintendork 13 13 7:49 pm
    is this also gamer culture
    or wot was that
    Advertising Mercedes
    .........................
    MTV commercials

 Nintendork 13 13 7:51 pm
    Hour 3

 RawkHawk2010 7:53 pm
    oh god

 Nintendork 13 13 7:53 pm
    I can't tell the difference between wotever this game's graphics is

 RawkHawk2010 7:53 pm
    hour 3

 Nintendork 13 13 7:53 pm
    and TLoU's.

 RawkHawk2010 7:53 pm
    me neither

 Nintendork 13 13 7:53 pm
    "let's just go kill zombies"
    Time out demo.
    "you're gonna die tonight motherfucker"
    If you like beating up zombies, you should play Trayvon Tyson's Punch-Out!!!

 RawkHawk2010 7:55 pm
    Holy shit

 Nintendork 13 13 7:55 pm
    Showing bones being broken.

 RawkHawk2010 7:55 pm
    Watched the Cranky video again.
    Guess what his projectile is.

 Nintendork 13 13 7:55 pm
    teeth

 RawkHawk2010 7:55 pm
    yes
    how'd you know

 Nintendork 13 13 7:56 pm
    Because I noticed it the first time.

 RawkHawk2010 7:56 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 7:58 pm
    poor guy
    Killed by concrete.
    Want a game where you can get killed by concrete?
    Play Trayvon Tyson's Punch-Out!!!

 RawkHawk2010 7:59 pm
    http://i966.photobucket.com/albums/ae147/HeliosDKU/d2_zpsbbf0aac6.png

 Nintendork 13 13 7:59 pm
    EW
    EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
    EWWWWWW
    PEWDIEPIE

 Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
    ...............................................................

 RawkHawk2010 8:01 pm
    disgusting

 Nintendork 13 13 8:01 pm
    Ugggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 RawkHawk2010 8:01 pm
    How does Pewdiepie actually have fans?

 masteryoshirider 8:02 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/1D8WPs0.png

 Nintendork 13 13 8:02 pm
    Be excited about Tropical Freeze.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:04 pm
    Classic franchise reboot.
    For Thief.
    ...
    wait what
    That's not what I consider a "Classic franchise".

 RawkHawk2010 8:04 pm
    http://nsider2.com/forums/index.php/topic/603183-cranky/?p=12519108
    (I'm using that GIF everywhere.)

 Nintendork 13 13 8:06 pm
    fuck twitch
    Outside
    GTAV morons

 RawkHawk2010 8:07 pm
    Eric Kozlowsky ‏@vonkoz3mThere is a reason the gaming public/industry is so full of snark and cynicism when those who represent it are full of it. #leadbyexample
    ...oh god
    Are they about to rap

 Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
    ............................................................
    .............................................................................................................................................................................................................
    Why
    do
    they think

 Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
    anyone wants to see this
    ..............................................
    Best shooter
    who cares

 RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
    I think we know why Nintendo was never part of this show before.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
    Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
    Still.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    Well it's obviously incredibly Western.
    It's not like you see other Japanese companies here.

 RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
    They might as well make it a tradition if they can deliver the one good part with little effort.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
    cranky kong still trending

 Nintendork 13 13 8:11 pm
    Bioshock Infinite is the best shooter of the year.

 Ryudragon29 8:11 pm
    Are people boycotting the newest Donkey Kong because of that announcement yet?

 RawkHawk2010 8:11 pm
    did they announce goty yet
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 8:11 pm
    ya
    It's GTAV

 RawkHawk2010 8:11 pm
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 8:11 pm
    They announced it over an hour ago.

 RawkHawk2010 8:11 pm
    And Ryu, TF will sell more than ever now.
    So many people know about it now that didn't before.
    Mrtn ‏@clwhp5m@kezamacdonald Cranky Kong is literally the most mature thing to come from this carnaval of stupid.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
    Well of course he's mature.
    He's old.

 RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
    Also

 Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
    We could have like
    Zelda Symphony

 Ryudragon29 8:12 pm
    heh, I was expecting nintendo fans to be mad because they were expecting Zela or something

 RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
    I like that the Pro Controller was confirmed.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
    but we get GTAV symphony

 RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
    GAF is livid.
    Twitter as a whole isn't, though.

 RawkHawk2010 8:13 pm
    Oh hey it's the twins.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    There were some Capcom-Unity people talking about how great the LoZ Symphony was when they went to it.

 RawkHawk2010 8:14 pm
    Yeah, I'm the one who made the reaction thread on GAF.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    Apparently no Song of Healing though in the Majora's Mask segment.

 RawkHawk2010 8:14 pm
    - ToadT
    I apologize for making that GAF thread a while back.
  
  
    I had no clue how many people post how much they hate what Retro's doing
    -SpongeTheSquid

 Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 8:14 pm
    Holy shit.
    Every TF thread over there was made by a DKViner?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
    DKVine doing their part.

 RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
    By the way

 masteryoshirider 8:15 pm
    Someone from China tried to log into my Google account.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:15 pm
    Maybe they'd write an article.
    It's not like you are.

 RawkHawk2010 8:15 pm
    The Wii U has streamed this from Twitch.tv perfectly.
    YR has a bad history with unwanted account meddling.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
    Spike put in an effort to specifically state that they aren't streaming this on the Wii U.

 RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
    Good thing for Twitch then.
    Hey YR

 Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
    Studio of the Year

 RawkHawk2010 8:16 pm
    How did you know a Chinese dude tried to log in?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:16 pm
    Naughty Dog
    The guy on the left looks creepy.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:17 pm
    oh I was expecting a zombie to pop out
    They put the women in the company up front.

 RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
    titanfall

 Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
    meh

 RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
    I like the mood of this presentation

 Nintendork 13 13 8:19 pm
    I mean
    I do too
    ...but I don't care about the game.

 RawkHawk2010 8:19 pm
    Yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
    I assume X is better than this.

 RawkHawk2010 8:20 pm
    But for something targeted to the CoD fanbase I wasn't expecting narration.
    CoD fans hate words.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:20 pm
    If you want to see people beaten with arms
    play Trayvon Tyson's Punch-Out!!

 RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
    I still love that GAF spent 90 pages speculating about Zelda U.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:22 pm
    is the woman gonna talk

 RawkHawk2010 8:22 pm
    Cranky Kong was seriously the only thing to come out of this anyone cared about.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:23 pm
    Pretty much.

 RawkHawk2010 8:23 pm
    Even the Sony Ponies and Xbots care more about Cranky than anything from their own games.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
    So what's the third best thing to come out of this besides Cranky Kong and Billy Mitchell?
    ...Is there a 3rd?

 RawkHawk2010 8:24 pm
    uh
    did they do the gta concert yet

 Nintendork 13 13 8:24 pm
    no

 RawkHawk2010 8:24 pm
    might be that

 Nintendork 13 13 8:25 pm
    No Kinect integration in Titanfall.

 RawkHawk2010 8:26 pm
    I wonder.

 RawkHawk2010 8:26 pm
    TF has been in development for three years, so...
    ...that means when Cranky's cane bounce was thought up, Ducktales wasn't even currently relevant.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:27 pm
    Well people still always feel nostalgic for DuckTales.
    ......................................
    "I like to kill old people!"
    poor Cranky
    This is wot's wrong with the world today.

 RawkHawk2010 8:27 pm
    blacks

 Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
    If you want to beat up black people, don't play GTA5!
    Play Trayvon Tyson's Punch-Out!!!

 RawkHawk2010 8:28 pm
    "If you get a big enough gun, you can kill a lot of people."

 Nintendork 13 13 8:28 pm
    Yeah these people are disgusting.

 RawkHawk2010 8:28 pm
    Enabling the Trayvons of the world.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:29 pm
    (Isn't Zimmerman the one with the gun?)
    the fuck is this
    Dammit Rockstar

 RawkHawk2010 8:29 pm
    I wonder if Keep Killin' Koopa is watching.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:29 pm
    lol
    The only Asian guys in this whole thing was Dr. Bao from the DK Arcade thin
    thing
    and the guy at the keyboard.

 RawkHawk2010 8:29 pm
    Look at these white people in the audience acting like they're into this.
    is it just me or is this instrumentation awful

 Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
    ...I dunno.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
    Singing anti-women lyrics

 RawkHawk2010 8:30 pm
    women bob along

 Nintendork 13 13 8:30 pm
    showing the girls in the audience enjoying themselves.
    Ya.

 RawkHawk2010 8:31 pm
    Diabetus ‏@The_Betus1mAnd now...the music of Grand Theft Auto 5 *sounds of cars crashing, people screaming, cop sirens, helicopters, explosions* #vgx

 Nintendork 13 13 8:31 pm
    Weak-ass applause
    "make some muthafuckin' noiiissseee"

 RawkHawk2010 8:32 pm
    gonna make some noise tonight motherfucker

 Nintendork 13 13 8:32 pm
    lol
    More girls bobbin'.
    As he talks about big tits.
    ...At least the brass instruments sound good.
    >_>;

 Nintendork 13 13 8:34 pm
    So who is more obnoxious? Geoff Keighley or Joel McHale?
    ...oooh this might not be bad
    as long as no one starts singing
    LET THEM TROMBONES WORK

 RawkHawk2010 8:37 pm
    Meh TF's music will be better.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:37 pm
    ...Well, duh.
    But this song is the 3rd best thing at VGX so far.
    And obviously the best thing at the concert so far.

 RawkHawk2010 8:38 pm
    I just got two followers.
    cuz of Cranky.

 RawkHawk2010 8:39 pm
    Emily Rogers ‏@Emi1yRogers6 DecMonday night, after the maintenance, will be exciting for 3DS owners. I'm not allowed to say why, but I'm sure you can figure it out.
    ooh

 Nintendork 13 13 8:39 pm
    aw
    There's another rapper.
    This is musically terrible.

 RawkHawk2010 8:40 pm
    http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=730459
    cranky taking over everything

 Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
    https://twitter.com/TheREALKoopaTV/status/409497845830389761

 Nintendork 13 13 8:41 pm
    He should appreciate that.

 RawkHawk2010 8:42 pm
    this has gone on for way too long
    So yeah.
    Good move by Nintendo.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
    ...So we gotta figure out
    who won the other awards.

 RawkHawk2010 8:43 pm
    Could you imagine if Zelda U was revealed here?
    Tarnished by this shit?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:43 pm
    So Cranky isn't tarnished?
    So
    um
    wot's with their pants

 RawkHawk2010 8:44 pm
    no
    due to context

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 pm
    Are they trying to be a Scraggy?
    Well the crowd likes it.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:45 pm
    ...are they done
    ...or not

 RawkHawk2010 8:45 pm
    Next Direct will be a Tropical Freeze one hosted by a CG Cranky Kong.
    ^ that should happen.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:47 pm
    Poor Iwata.
    ...So where ARE all the other award categories?
    I still like the brass.
    <_<

 RawkHawk2010 8:48 pm
    http://www.dkvine.com/interactive/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=8325&view=findpost&p=300160
    ooh

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    the rappers lost their shirt
    Okay
    they cut away from these dumbasses

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 pm
    "3 hours of nonstop videogame binging"
    "There's more to come"
    ahhhhhhhh

 RawkHawk2010 8:50 pm
    It's like if Bendilin regenerated into someone who doesn't make US look bad. Phew. Dodged a bullet there for once!

 Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
    "I'm gonna show my kids the Tropical Freeze"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:51 pm
    - Joel McHale

 RawkHawk2010 8:52 pm
    good

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 pm
    ...
    THIS MAN HAS KIDS?
    Another Titanfall trailer.
    Same style as the first.
    Another mecha.
    The Stryder.

 RawkHawk2010 8:53 pm
    https://twitter.com/RawkHawk2010/status/409497066235121665
    look who favorited that

 Nintendork 13 13 8:53 pm
    you
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
    NO
    NOT THE CONCERT AGAIN
    oh
    uh

 RawkHawk2010 8:54 pm
    can i turn this off now

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 pm
    some guy tagged me in something that looks like a virus link
    I don't know
    no
    Where are they announcing the rest of the awards?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:58 pm
    ookay
    showing credits
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/best-rpg
    AWARDS UP
    Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch beats Fire Emblem: Awakening and Pok√©mon XY for best RPG.
    I guess they're updating the rest.

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 pm
    Bullshit!
    Awakening was great!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:04 pm
    So.
    I BELIEVE you were calling this
    The mid-year E3.
    Before the event started.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 pm
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/best-voice-actor
    Troy Baker wins best voice actor.
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/character-of-the-year
    The Lutece Twins from fucking BioShock Infinite
    best characters of the year.
    ...I completely disagree, personally. I'd nominate characters that weren't nominated.
    ...oh dear.
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/character-of-the-year

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 pm
    "Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag is the winner of 2013's Character of the Year."

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    any others

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 pm
    uhhh
    They're taking their time to update.
    We're specifically interested in
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/best-nintendo-game
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/best-handheld-game
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/best-casual-game
    and I guess
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/best-soundtrack

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 pm
    mario 3d world should get best Nintendo game.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:16 pm
    *waiting*
    I guess I'm posting the log.
    I doubt anyone will read it.
    I mean, I wouldn't want to.
    (This is part of the log)

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 pm
    Rawk 7:54 pm
        can i turn this off now
    should we end it at that?
    I feel like that's a good place.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 pm
    Depends if our reactions to the rest of their awards are decent.
    If they're ever updated.

 RawkHawk2010 9:21 pm
    They should announce a nintendo direct right now.
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:27 pm
    Diabetus ‏@The_Betus20mFeel like we need an awards show dedicated to greatest moments from this awards show #vgx

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/best-nintendo-game
    3D World won

 RawkHawk2010 9:32 pm
    good

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 pm
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/best-handheld-game\
    The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds won
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/best-soundtrack
    GTAV won

 RawkHawk2010 9:37 pm
    good lord

 Nintendork 13 13 9:38 pm
    >.>

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 pm
    What would Cranky rate this event?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 pm
    0/10

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 pm
    They're specifically not updating best casual game.

 RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
    By the way.
    I feel like Reggie in Smash could seriously be a distinct possibility.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    Oh, right, they mentioned that.
    ...I...
    ...Hm.
    Does Sakurai even know Reggie is a meme?

 RawkHawk2010 9:43 pm
    I'm sure he does.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:43 pm
    http://www.spike.com/vgx/best-casual-game
    BAM
    UPDATED

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    See

 Nintendork 13 13 9:44 pm
    ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF
    BEST CASUAL GAME
    Anyway, continue.

 RawkHawk2010 9:44 pm
    It either absolutely won't happen, or it's already in the process of happening.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    The game would have to be delayed for him to get in.

 RawkHawk2010 9:45 pm
    Not if Reggie was planned from the getgo.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:45 pm
    ...Although 100,000 signatures is a huge part of the Wii U's install base.
    Of course he wouldn't be planned from the getgo.

 RawkHawk2010 9:46 pm
    The only reason Reggie is playing along with all that is because he knows he's already in.
    Why not?
    All the Reggie for Smash stuff started in the early Brawl days.
    People made movesets for him involving the Wiimote and Balance Board.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    (His grab would be a Wiimote/Nunchuck tether.)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    So he'd get in over Mii?
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    Mii wouldn't use controllers.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    Imagine if he was in AS HIS MII.

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    Mii would use sports shit.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    And customizable Mii wasn't a character.

 RawkHawk2010 9:47 pm
    And the Sword and Shield from Find Mii.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:47 pm
    Since that creepy Reggie Mii keeps appearing in Directs.

 RawkHawk2010 9:48 pm
    (Like in Sonic Racing Transformed.)
    That Find Mii stage makes me think Mii is a lot more likely.

 RawkHawk2010 9:50 pm
    did yr die

 Nintendork 13 13 9:50 pm
    Maybe.


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  1. This'll take some time to update for the Terms Index, especially since Blogger crashed while I was trying.

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