I'm Nintendork 13 13, RawkHawk is himself, and YoshiRider123 was in Starbucks or something. Who cares. What really matters was how awesome the Direct was. Watch it with us here.
Update: http://www.smashbros.com/us/characters/rosetta.html
Nintendork 13 13 8:16 am
...
um
...
Direct in 44 minutes.
I'm the only one here.
Nintendork 13 13 8:24 am
*goes to eat*
(I won't take 36 minutes)
RawkHawk2010 8:42 am
WE IN HERE
Nintendork 13 13 8:42 am
About time.
Go look at Sakurai's Miiverse post.
He... says you don't want to miss the Direct.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnaxTHIxw
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/archive/12-18-2013/
33 minutes.
RawkHawk2010 8:43 am
33 MINUTES?
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 am
Ya.
RawkHawk2010 8:44 am
Oh
33 minutes in length
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 am
Yes.
RawkHawk2010 8:44 am
thought you meant until it happened
okay
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 am
No.
RawkHawk2010 8:44 am
starting up my wii u
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 am
Some guy on Miiverse said "MAJORA'S MASK 3DS ANNOUNCEMENT IN 15 MINUTES" in the Zelda community.
RawkHawk2010 8:44 am
...in case an emergency happens
like last time
Nintendork 13 13 8:44 am
...Like 50 minutes ago.
lol
Also I changed my Miiverse profile.
I'm realizing now that the majority of Miiverse users don't have one.
Since you can't change it on 3DS, can you?
I'm assuming that everyone you can't send a friend request to is a 3DS-exclusive guy.
RawkHawk2010 8:45 am
question
On your ND screen
is that loading circle thing appearing once a second
and then disappearing
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 am
There is no loading circle.
RawkHawk2010 8:46 am
FUCK
Nintendork 13 13 8:46 am
I tried to get people to hype that Yoshi is being revealed today.
RawkHawk2010 8:47 am
Put it down to 240p.
Should be good.
Nintendork 13 13 8:47 am
I'm keeping it at 480p.
Does that makes me a graphics whore?
RawkHawk2010 8:47 am
I remember when it would.
Back when people bought component cables just to play Twilight Princess like that.
Nintendork 13 13 8:48 am
lol
RawkHawk2010 8:48 am
holy shit
my body
is so ready
Nintendork 13 13 8:48 am
You said that about VGX.
Look what happened.
RawkHawk2010 8:48 am
The Cranky Kong part delivered.
Nintendork 13 13 8:48 am
Now we can never title an article as "My Body Is Ready".
Nintendork 13 13 8:48 am
'cause you used that up.
RawkHawk2010 8:49 am
I still like how Sony fans actually say...
"My Body is Cerny"
Nintendork 13 13 8:49 am
...Yeah they're terrible.
Sony not only copies Nintendo's features but also our memes?
Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica 10s Good morning! #NintendoDirectNA starts in 10 minutes. http://spr.ly/6019d34S
Nintendork 13 13 8:51 am
Where's YR?
RawkHawk2010 8:52 am
Maybe he's driving to Starbucks.
Nintendork 13 13 8:52 am
...The space centre?
RawkHawk2010 8:52 am
So he can watch the direct with the comfort of overexpensive coffee
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 am
He wants to hang out with Solomon.
RawkHawk2010 8:53 am
So he can die?
Nintendork 13 13 8:53 am
Tonight.
RawkHawk2010 8:54 am
So Sakurai just said this in today's Miiverse pic
"Pic of the day. N-now wait a second, let's talk this through! We don't wanna miss today's Nintendo Direct, right?"
...I'm beginning to expect more than just a character reveal, this is hype.
Nintendork 13 13 8:54 am
Mighty_Malcontent 2 million people watching
No, 6,000 are.
Yeah.
I feel hyped.
Nintendork 13 13 8:55 am
Sakurai doesn't waste his time.
Or want us to waste ours.
We can trust him.
fuuuuck I feel constipated
RawkHawk2010 8:57 am
It's time
to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIRECT!
http://i.minus.com/iiBa3Abesd3P6.gif
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 am
I'll be lame too and report we got over 9000 people watching.
RawkHawk2010 8:59 am
one minute
oh my god
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD
Nintendork 13 13 8:59 am
10,000+
Do you have your print screen button ready?
RawkHawk2010 9:00 am
yes.
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 am
E-T
RawkHawk2010 9:00 am
where the fuck is yr
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 am
No Bayonetta 2
IWATA
Blank white.
No skit.
RawkHawk2010 9:00 am
Iwata in all of his 240p glory.
Nintendork 13 13 9:00 am
Direrkry
New collab title
NEW ANNOUNCEMENT
WOAH WHAT
WII U
Cool music
Zelda theme all rocked
It's
...
RawkHawk2010 9:01 am
what
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 am
Tecmo working on Zelda?
RawkHawk2010 9:01 am
the
FUCK
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 am
Because Conquest
wasn't enough.
RawkHawk2010 9:01 am
This actually looks awesome.
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 am
Or Metroid Other M
RawkHawk2010 9:01 am
It's basically Zelda Gaiden.
Nintendork 13 13 9:01 am
Yeah.
Zelda Other M
Zelda Other Z
HYRULE WARRIORS
(name not final)
RawkHawk2010 9:02 am
ROFL
That shitty title card.
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 am
"This is NOT the next installment."
RawkHawk2010 9:02 am
(what if it was)
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 am
lol
RawkHawk2010 9:02 am
(meltdown)
Nintendork 13 13 9:02 am
Available 2014
...If it's Spring 2014 it will have no development time.
Kirby Triple Deluxe
RawkHawk2010 9:03 am
kriby
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 am
(Kirby 3D)
RawkHawk2010 9:03 am
uh
dkcr already did this
Nintendork 13 13 9:03 am
Mutant Muds did it.
Sh.
Hyper Suction
ew
what the fuck was that
He was sucking up some giant pink eel thing
It looked...disgusting.
Bell Kirby?
INTRODUCE
TWO ADDITIONAL MOOODES
WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE COPY ABILITY?
Now that's a title card.
KIRBY FIGHTERS
AHHHH
SUPER SMASH KIRBY
RawkHawk2010 9:05 am
where is air ride 2
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 am
THIS IS SUPER SMASH BROS. WITH KIRBY
...
Which is... what SSB originally was.
And here's Dedede's Drum Dash.
Nintendork 13 13 9:05 am
...Yeah that actually looks fun.
RawkHawk2010 9:06 am
#Kirby
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 am
AHHH
YOSHIII
RawkHawk2010 9:06 am
um
oh
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 am
Tezuka
RawkHawk2010 9:06 am
thought they were revealing smw2
Nintendork 13 13 9:06 am
lol
AHH
ARZEST
YOSHI'S NEW ISLAND
"With support from our internal EAD team"
Because they can't fucking trust Arzest.
RawkHawk2010 9:07 am
lol
Oh hey.
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 am
...More weird vore shit.
RawkHawk2010 9:07 am
It hasn't...improved.
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 am
...
Yeah.
...........
RawkHawk2010 9:07 am
Good god.
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 am
Spring 2014.
RawkHawk2010 9:07 am
That was a WORSE trailer than the first one.
Nintendork 13 13 9:07 am
lol
AHH
RawkHawk2010 9:07 am
Get this shit out of my sight.
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 am
FAN FAVOURITE
FROM GAMECUBE ERA
EXCLUSIVELY FOR 3DS ESHOP
AHHH
CHIBI ROBO
...Photo finder?
An iPod?
More museums?
RawkHawk2010 9:08 am
Don't caaaaaare about Chibi-Robo.
Nintendork 13 13 9:08 am
Chibi Robo is creating the Louvre Museum app.
I've always liked Chibi Robo.
:-(
RawkHawk2010 9:08 am
...I don't even own power receptacles that look like that.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 am
...not that I've played it or anything
A power receptable?
You mean a plug?
RawkHawk2010 9:09 am
Yes.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 am
The sponge bears look pretty cool.
Nintendork 13 13 9:09 am
erectricity
Do trailers usually show game overs?
Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder January 9
NostalJunk Challenges.
...You gotta admit, "NostalJunk" sounds cool.
RawkHawk2010 9:10 am
hearing iwata say it is funny
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 am
Pokémon Bank section has fantastic music.
RawkHawk2010 9:11 am
Yeah.
That's the friend theme in X/Y.
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 am
Best music of the Direct so far.
...I should start that shouldn't I
uh
the
Direct turned black
RawkHawk2010 9:11 am
Better refresh dat shit.
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 am
*refresh*
December 27
...crap I missed it
Nintendork 13 13 9:11 am
They were showing Dialga and Palkia and stuff
Woah it's Celebi.
RawkHawk2010 9:12 am
Yeah like everyone doesn't already have ten of those.
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 am
NOA coming in.
Reggie here.
18,000 viewers.
Bravely Default.
RawkHawk2010 9:12 am
uuuuuuuuuuugh
Nintendork 13 13 9:12 am
...Sleep Point?
RawkHawk2010 9:13 am
So you get rewarded for not playing?
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 am
If you keep the 3DS in sleep mode
yeah
RawkHawk2010 9:13 am
That's...bad.
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 am
I don't keep games in Sleep Mode overnight.
I keep my 3DS in sleep mode on the Home Menu.
...I assume that takes less battery that way.
RawkHawk2010 9:13 am
PURCHASED?
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 am
...wait uhhh
...
Nintendork 13 13 9:13 am
MONEY?
RawkHawk2010 9:13 am
WITH REAL MONEY?
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 am
SP POTIONS?
RawkHawk2010 9:14 am
WHAT IS THIS, FORZA?
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 am
WHAT THE HELL SQUARE
RawkHawk2010 9:14 am
Bravely Defect
Nintendork 13 13 9:14 am
lol
Oh hey the demo is a "side story not found in the real game"
Do I have to buy Sleep Potions in the demo?
Demo available January 2.
RawkHawk2010 9:15 am
Mario 3D World music.
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 am
Reggie thanks the fans for 2013.
Photo tribute
(aka print screen button)
ahhhh Reggie Mii
Tropical Freeze
RawkHawk2010 9:15 am
YES
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 am
AHH
RawkHawk2010 9:15 am
YEEEEEEEEEEES
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 am
DIXIE
<3
HI
<3
Nintendork 13 13 9:15 am
Hi Cranky.
DK's cake ruined.
Ice bird
(Another bird)
It's like an ice Helmaroc King.
wtygfh
I DIDN'T
PRESS ANYTHING
...oh
"Spike's VGX Video Game Awards show"
Iwata doesn't know what the X is either.
KONG-POW
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 am
I wouldn't collect all those banana coins underwater with an air gauge there.
February 21
In stores and eShop.
...Sonic Lost World.
Two exclusive pieces of DLC to Wii U.
RawkHawk2010 9:18 am
That opening cinematic.
was
fucking
awesome
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 am
Amazing.
RawkHawk2010 9:18 am
AN ICE PHOENIX?!
Also
Nintendork 13 13 9:18 am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOSHI'S ISLAND ZONE
IN SONIC
RawkHawk2010 9:19 am
Everyone was saying that music from the Dixie trailer sounded like a birthday party
And it REALLY WA-
wait wtf
Nintendork 13 13 9:19 am
It looks Yarn-y
Yoshi's Yarn canceled
and put into Yoshi's Island Zone?
Available
NOW
for free.
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 am
Second piece of Nintendo-themed content
LINK
system to eShop.
RawkHawk2010 9:20 am
what the fuck
The direct screen disappeared
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 am
He emphasized "LINK".
Refresh
RawkHawk2010 9:20 am
Link me
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 am
Wii Sports Club stuff. Released Tennis and Bowling.
RawkHawk2010 9:20 am
I'M REFRESHING
THERE'S NO SCREEN
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 am
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/archive/12-18-2013/
Golf
RawkHawk2010 9:20 am
Tune in for an all-new Nintendo Direct right here tomorrow at 6 a.m. PT/9 a.m. ET.
We will share information focusing on Wii U and Nintendo 3DS software
launching through spring 2014.
Nintendork 13 13 9:20 am
stop tuning and watch it
He's explaining wot Golf looks like with the Gamepad.
He replaced the "USA" from the Golf NES course
with "WII U"
Golf distributed following today's presentation.
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 am
I haven't touched Wii Sports Club.
RawkHawk2010 9:22 am
still no screen
Nintendork 13 13 9:22 am
...
uh
Go to your Wii U?
uh
DK Arcade
...
with Link
Backwards SMB
New downloadable
NES Remix
Carefully selected scenes from early NES games.
16 titles in total.
Reimagining them with new twists.
RawkHawk2010 9:24 am
Donkey Kong
Saw DK Arcade
Did I miss anything important.
Nintendork 13 13 9:24 am
...New game announcement.
It's like
...Wario Microgames 9-Volt's stuff
oh
stamps
STAMPS
MIIVERSE STAMPS
NES Remix available
after this presentation
well that was quick
YoL
Dr. Luigi
...wait what
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2014 Arika
Dr. Luigi = L-shaped capsules
destroying viruses
"It's hard to get a gameover" - Iwata
Nintendork 13 13 9:26 am
So Mari0 isn't the only fraudulent doctor in the fami;ly.
*family
RawkHawk2010 9:26 am
The Direct went downhill after Tropical Freeze.
Nintendork 13 13 9:27 am
shh we got 6 minutes left
This is great flavour.
I wouldn't fucking buy this but...
...December 31
The very end of the Year.
Special Club Nintendo reward
Last title to show
...
KIRBY
ON A WAPR STAR
AHH
KARTS
KIRBY AIR RIDEE MUISIC
Nintendork 13 13 9:28 am
KIRBY AIR RIDE MUSIC
With
Galaxy star?
AHHHH
KIRBY CRASHED
NOOO
A Luma?
Luma touching Kirby
so cute
ROSALINA
AHHHHHHH
ROSALINA AND LUMA
LAUNCH INTO BATTLE
AHHH
ROSALINA ANNOUNCED FOR SMASH
...and Luma
...
...So Rawk's right?
AHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SAKURAI
YOU DEVIL
SUPER SMASH BROS
RawkHawk2010 9:30 am
WHOA
Nintendork 13 13 9:30 am
"He must have figured it was time to show more on Mario Kart 8"
He = Sakurai
...
funny Iwata
Dat segue
...Well.
Good fucking job.
AHH
BABY PEACH
>_>;
AHH
BABY AMARI0
BABY DAISY
BABY LUIG-1
NHGKNHGF
ohhi Waluigi
Donkey Kong sounds retarded
Wario's characterization as an Arab continues.
Rosalina again.
Nintendork 13 13 9:32 am
Galaxy music
Buggy-type kart
RawkHawk2010 9:33 am
dat galaxy music tease
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 am
MK8 released Spring 2014
RawkHawk2010 9:33 am
that's the best way to end any trailer it seems.
Nintendork 13 13 9:33 am
Thank you for watching
Happy Horidays
NINTENDO FANS
THANK YOU FOR 2013
HERE'S TO A GREAT 2014
Well.
Smash trailer
was fucking
amazing
RawkHawk2010 9:34 am
Great Direct.
Yeah.
Nintendork 13 13 9:34 am
Better than Tropical Freeze one.
And
I admit.
You were right about Rosalina in Smash.
RawkHawk2010 9:34 am
Well Mario needed another rep since Melee
plus another female
RawkHawk2010 9:34 am
plus...yeah.
Dude.
That trailer.
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 am
That trailer.
RawkHawk2010 9:35 am
What got me was...
...I had no fucking idea what it was leading up to.
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 am
It was
RawkHawk2010 9:35 am
Until I saw the launch star.
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 am
Kirby Air Ride 2
to Kart 8
RawkHawk2010 9:35 am
I KNOW!
Nintendork 13 13 9:35 am
to Smash Bros.
...Well.
To everyone reading this log:
BUY A WII U ALREADY
Nintendork 13 13 9:36 am
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
...I also took a screencap of Luma and Kirby.
RawkHawk2010 9:38 am
My lord
like
RawkHawk2010 9:39 am
(Yeah GAF is dead.)
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 am
(Good)
Got anything else to say?
RawkHawk2010 9:39 am
Yes.
I liked the interaction between Kirby and Luma in that trailer.
Nintendork 13 13 9:39 am
So did I.
Clearly Sakurai's doing.
RawkHawk2010 9:39 am
Also
In the TF trailer
I LOVED how the game signifies the Vikings are coming.
With that snowflake coming through the window.
And putting out the flame on DK's banana cake candle.
Nintendork 13 13 9:40 am
Yeah.
That was fantastic.
 |
| Not as amazing as Kirby Air Ride 2, but damn, fantastic nonetheless. |
Seriously, get a Wii U. Now.
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