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Monday, June 14, 2021

CAPCOM's Presentation at E3 2021 KoopaTV's Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - I'm a happy Koopa.

We are now coming to a highly anticipated live reaction log: That of the CAPCOM conference at E3 Weeks 2021 (click for the schedule of the whole expo). Unlike some of the other companies we've reacted to so far, I'm an outright fanboy of a certain franchise that may be showcased by CAPCOM, so I have a lot of personal feelings at stake as opposed to being a detached observer. Heavy Lobster is here too and it's more level-headed than I am. It being a machine plays a part in that, probably.

Warning: The presentation—and therefore the reaction log—has some minor spoilers for what I assume is the first case of The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles. ...Which also means, spoiler alert, The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles is featured. If you're smart, you may be able to connect the “I'm a happy Koopa.” statement with that fact. And if you can make those logical connections, you may enjoy the Ace Attorney series.

[5:20 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh crap the stream has some kind of CAPCOM thing already.
[5:21 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: A Reddit Ask Me Anything with the Monster Hunter Rise producer or director or something. ...Eh wotever.
[5:22 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Here's how I feel: All CAPCOM has to do is show The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles, not cancel or delay it, and imply or directly state that the franchise is important to the company. That will guarantee CAPCOM is better than any other company at E3 up to this point.
[5:23 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They don't even have to announce anything new!
[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (They can even include a small diversity segment to fit in with today's theme and they'd still be better off than the others.)
[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So they have a veeeeeery low bar to clear.
[5:25 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Though they probably need to announce some new stuff if they wanna be the #1 company and not be #2.
[5:26 PM] HeavyLobster: What if they make Phoenix Wright black and gay?
[5:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Though I guess doing nothing new they could still end up at #1 if the Smash announcement is, uh, really bad tomorrow.
[5:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I mean, there's already coffee-face Phoenix Wright. That's basically blackface.
[5:26 PM] HeavyLobster: How bad is really bad? Jonesy bad?
[5:26 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yeah.
[5:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Phoenix being gay I don't think would impact anything with the series direction.
[5:27 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: He already has an adopted daughter.
[5:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHHH
[5:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "E3 Exclusive"
[5:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: E10+ to Mature.
[5:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: rip E-rated games
[5:30 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I assume that means no Mega Man classic series.
[5:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Rachel Quirico" "aka Seltzer"
[5:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "get the latest on Ace Attorney"
[5:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...But first Resident Evil Village.
[5:31 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Which is more popular than CAPCOM expected, apparently. And they usually have high expectations.
[5:31 PM] HeavyLobster: 9-foot tall vampire mommy gf.
[5:32 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Tsuyoshi Kanda, the producer, loves people who have prayed the game.
[5:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Resident Evil RE:Verse will go live next month. (A clunky-looking multiplayer game)
[5:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Development has just started on additional DLC for Resident Evil Village. More info later."
[5:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Well that was brisk.
[5:33 PM] HeavyLobster: We're getting DLC but they won't tell us anything.
[5:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: MONSTER HUNTER STORIES 2 WINGS OF RUIN
[5:33 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ALRIGHT TELL ME NEWS.
[5:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Nintendo Switch snap. <333
[5:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Starting with crying though.
[5:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "[Red] was merely a man."
[5:34 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (Would he have done better if he was a woman?)
[5:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I'm supposed to be paying attention to new info but there's none in this trailer so far.
[5:35 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Oh, there's battle UI in motion. That's new.
[5:36 PM] HeavyLobster: I just see anime.

Monster Hunter Stories 2 Wings of Ruin worry doubt Ratha anxiety CAPCOM E3 2021
CALL FOR OPTIMISM.


[5:36 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I mean, that's wot you wanted all yesterday.
[5:37 PM] HeavyLobster: I'm not saying it's bad. I love the Power of Friendship!
[5:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ^_^
[5:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: FEATURING FREE TITLE UPDATES?
[5:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...so does that mean they rushed the development again?
[5:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHH
[5:37 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: DEMO JUNE 25
[5:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: About time.
[5:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And Update #1 gives you a Palamute Monstie, coming July 15.
[5:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The game releases July 9.
[5:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Guess there's no reason to buy it until July 15.
[5:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (There's a pretty good chance that the game will go on sale by Christmas...)
[5:38 PM] HeavyLobster: I'm not super into Monster Hunter, though.
[5:38 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But playing that demo is definitely a good idea.
[5:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: As for Monster Hunter Rise, "Capcom Collab 1" is DLC based on Monster Hunter Stories, which... we knew that already.
[5:39 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And if you didn't know that it was obvious. :x
[5:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But the future Capcom Collabs will be based on their other franchises. Probably.
[5:40 PM] HeavyLobster: This is already better than Square because Capcom seems to understand which franchises people are here for.
[5:40 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: There's sunglasses DLC coming to Rise.
[5:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: JBWSDIDGBJFNGFKDNGDF
[5:41 PM] HeavyLobster: They know what Ludwig wants.

The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles presented CAPCOM E3 2021
LOOK! CAPCOM IS SHOWING Ace Attorney at E3!
IT'S IMPORTANT TO THEM!


[5:41 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: This is the first time Ace Attorney has been mentioned at E3 in many years.
[5:42 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: I believe the last time was 2014.
[5:42 PM] HeavyLobster: After the Square conference it feels weird seeing a conference where the company's actually targeting its own fans with its announcements.[5:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THEY'RE REALLY SHOWING GAMEPLAY
[5:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THEY DIDN'T SHOW GAMEPLAY OF RESIDENT EVIL OR MONSTER HUNTER
[5:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: BUT THEY'RE SHOWING GAMEPLAY OF ACE ATTORNEY
[5:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: OMGHFTGHFG
[5:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HFT
[5:43 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: HXC GKFDNGFKDCF F
[5:44 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Showing Herlock Sholmes flawed conjecture series.
[5:45 PM] HeavyLobster: Gotta get us warmed up for Phoenix in Smash tomorrow!
[5:45 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: YO DON'T HYPE ME UP LIKE THAT
[5:45 PM] HeavyLobster: I'm speaking it into existence. It worked with Xenoblade 2 last Direct.
[5:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Sholmes believes a mysterious Russian man is the same mysterious Russian man in a newspaper article.
[5:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But that's not the correct conclusion.
[5:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: As Ryunosuke is trying to amend.
[5:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: To find the TRUTH.
[5:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AHHH
[5:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ACTUALLY A WOMAN
[5:46 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IS THIS THE DIVERSITY SEGMENT??

The Great Ace Attorney old man's identity topic 1 ballerina
Not old... or a man...
(Seriously, it's a big deal the only game they showed gameplay of is Ace Attorney.)


[5:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Black Scale = Guilty
White Scale = Not Guilty
[5:47 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: DIVERSITY
[5:48 PM] HeavyLobster: That's not how diversity works.
[5:48 PM] HeavyLobster: It's the other way around in order to be truly diverse.
[5:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: The ultimate outcome is white supremacy (not guilty).
[5:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "That's a look at the new premieres from CAPCOM, but what about eSports?"
[5:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "Let's close looking at CAPCOM eSports."
[5:49 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Alright they literally did the bare minimum of what I posited in the intro.
[5:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: GOOD JOB CAPCOM.
[5:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: YOU GET AT LEAST SECOND PLACE.
[5:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: (I assume this eSports segment is gonna be useless.)
[5:50 PM] HeavyLobster: Did they even announce anything new?
[5:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...Uh...
[5:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: They announce that there will be Resident Evil 8 DLC...
[5:50 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...And they announced what's actually going to be in Monster Hunter Rise's 3.1.
[5:51 PM] HeavyLobster: Still better than Square.
[5:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: And that there will be a Monster Hunter Stories 2 demo and when it's coming.
[5:51 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So basically CAPCOM told us wot's happening in the next month and a half.
[5:52 PM] HeavyLobster: I'll take it.
[5:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: So it's not really an E3 conference but more of something that could've been tweeted out.
[5:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But that's fine with me!
[5:52 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: More than fine with me!
[5:53 PM] HeavyLobster: At least it only allotted 30 minutes to announce this stuff. Other companies have done less with more time.
[5:53 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Maybe Nintendo will eventually take inspiration with how CAPCOM handles their eSports.
[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "So that's a wrap for CAPCOM at E3 this year."
[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WAIT NO
[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: DON'T SAY THAT
[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: THAT MEANS NO CAPCOM TOMORROW
[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AT NINTENDO'S
[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: "There really is something for everyone today." True.
[5:55 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WASN'T EVEN 30 MINUTES
[5:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Unless this end montage will be 4 minutes long.
[5:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: CAPCOM is the only one advertising their E3 Portal booth.
[5:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: IT'S OVER
[5:56 PM] HeavyLobster: I'm fine with this showcase.
[5:56 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: Me too!

The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles Susato we've won CAPCOM E3 2021
Good job CAPCOM! You did well at E3 2021!
All you had to do was follow very basic principles, but that's better than other companies so far!


[5:57 PM] HeavyLobster: But Nintendo will be the main event.
[5:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...yeah.
[5:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
[5:57 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: But now I'm pretty sure she disconfirmed any CAPCOM stuff for tomorrow.
[5:57 PM] HeavyLobster: I hope not.
[5:58 PM] HeavyLobster: At least not Phoenix in Smash.
[5:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...
[5:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: WELL.
[5:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: ...WE'LL BE BACK IN...18 HOURS.
[5:58 PM] Ludwig Von Koopa: AND FIIIIND OUUTT



Were you expecting actually new information from CAPCOM today? Are you not as easily pacified as Ludwig is? Or are you also happy and understand the significance of what just occurred? Let KoopaTV know in the comments section, and return on Tuesday for the last day of E3 Weeks 2021!


Diversity and inclusion was on Ludwig's mind thanks to the previous conference being Verizon. It was also the topic of Take-Two's panel, which KoopaTV skipped.
The Ace Attorney reference from 2014 came from Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney in 2014.
Here is Nintendo's presentation. Phoenix didn't get in Smash.

2 comments :

  1. Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth is a very popular gay ship. Not really going to be a huge leap making it canon.

    The next Mega Man Classic game is probably being saved for the 35th anniversary.

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    1. I don't wanna get more into discussing Phoenix Wright's sexuality. >_>;

      Sooo next year? :o

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